Civ 6: The Last Village
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A scout finds a village at the end of the world.
Starring a couple of Kyles
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There's 2 outcomes when discovering a village in the late game:
1. Less than 1/4 the gold you make in a turn.
2. The secrets of making a giant death robot.
It really do be like that.
20 faith?
I have always been impressed by the technological skills of the barbarians, They are always an era ahead of you
It turns out whale blubber was a really important component, who knew
Number 2 is what happens when you find a 'village' squatting on an ancient necron tomb.
If Civilization taught me anything, it’s that the Arctic and Antarctic circles are filled with hordes of barbarians and the occasional secluded village with really interesting ideas on future governance.
Or nuclear tech
When there is an Artic or Antarctic coast above or below my main civ, I find it worthwhile to build cities all the way across the coast. Granted, these won't be great cities, but they can usually grab a special resource or two, build a commercial hub or harbor to increase trade route capacity, and build another district to get me a bit of science or culture or faith. Plus, if you arrange them correctly, having cities on the tundra prevents new barbarian outposts from spawning, and blocks other civs from planting cities from which they could later launch an invasion from a direction that you probably don't want to spend too much time fortifying against.
"secluded villages in the Arctic with really interesting ideas on future governance"
Hyperborea?
I mean correct
@@jeremykraenzlein5975Tbh wide is so good on most Civs that spamming cities anywhere (excluding desert) is guaranteed to generate you at least some value
"Turns last half an hour" I feel that.
Multiplayer: "Oops sorry I forgot to end my turn for the 20th turn in a row"
For real tho
I felt called out
little tip for yall enabling quick combat and quick movement makes turns go faster as units dont need time to move they teleport I dont know if this works in multi but it works in single
recently played civ V with friends with a turn timer of effectively 2 minutes... it was horrible, my everything was aching trying to rush every turn for 7 hours
"Turns out the Earth is flat but only one way" is BRILLIANT
I don’t get it? Enlighten me
@@ladyalicent705in Civ VI when travelling around the world you can only come out from the other side if you go to the complete right or left of the map while the same isn't true for the top and bottom
the world is a hollow cylinder
@@DiamondAppendixVODs Even better: it's a ring world.
@@ryangale3757 An INVERTED ring world.
I appreciate that Kyle CGI'd the future of the village inside the reflection of his glasses.
He even CGI'd a camera tripod!
xd
He’s just jacked into the civ mainframe
Damnit now I can't unsee that
Darn, now I have to go watch the video again! Thank you... I guess.
"Now our floods wont escape"
... I DIED XD
Did you drown?
The innate sense that 4 cities was the optimal number was something that coming from Civ V I really had to leave behind
IT STILL FEELS SO WRONG
I never got that when play civ5. I just got annoyed that my economy started getting sluggish so I just conquered more to get money. I still have flashbacks to a civ2 game where I basically bought an alliance with a former enemy that I crushed just so I could build railroads through their territory so my howitzer spam could move to the front line in 1 turn through about 100 tiles. Good times!
i still go back to civ 5 now and then just to feel that sense of calm correctness.
luckily for me I played Civ 1, where pure city spam was the way to go
4 cities is a good time to switch over to produce a distrigt or smth before making a fifth city
Those flood barriers will be perfect to keep out all the crabs
But what about the truffles?
What if it keeps out the whales ? :/
And we will make the crabs pay for it!
(Also, we will willfully ignore how big the positive impact of crabs on our economy is, just as how we created the problem of crabs staying on our beach - instead of going back into the sea - by building the floor barrier: Since they have a harder time climbing over the flood barrier, they just reside here once they arrived.)
How dare you! Crabs are people!
@@Roymarth90 Emperor Crustus the Enraged kidnaped our beloved bear! They forfeited their rights a long time ago...
Kyle in a snowy environment makes my brain hurt
Welcome to far away from Texas.
He is learning what a New York winter is. Even if it has been a warm one.
@@resileaf9501 I'm starting to miss being far away from Texas
@@resileaf9501Or just Texas, these days
@@DeathnoteBB did the Texas power grid partially collapse this year?
The earth is actually a cylinder in Civ games.
I'm hoping for a future Door Monster video where the scientists are bothered by "Spherical Earth" crazies, because the scientists all know (and now have satellite pictures to prove) that the Earth is a cylinder.
Is this cylinder stuck in a slightly larger cylinder?
Maybe it's an o'neill cylinder or something.
Yes, flat but only in one direction.
Not in Civ 4! Actual sphere there! And you can even zoom out and rotate it from space!
I was expecting a "Hey, here's 120 gold, our knowledge of writing, oh and a giant death robot we've had sitting around."
Or better yet the ability to split the atom, yeah apparently all thease tribals are Albert Einsteins well either that or they’re nuclear physicists in their spare time. Y’know when they’re not hunting for bears…
I've solved the riddle. Second Kyle does not exist, he's only a camera reflection in first Kyle's sunglasses! The scout is hallucinating an encounter at the very end of the world!
That actually sounds like a door monster twist
Most importantly do they know about the Boat Mormons?
I will never abandon the true path. Denouncing Venice.
@@shadowsapphire100183 Really? Because YOLOism is looking pretty cool lately.
"I'm gonna use everything you taught me." Amazing 😂
"wait... no..."
And thus, the Cycle begins anew. lol.
So nice to finally let the camera have a cameo role (in the glasses' reflection)
"Maybe you'll win! 😊"
"No 😑"
Kyle is such a great actor, I forgot Kyle was talking to Kyle.
"build commercial districts first"
and now we know why that civ lost
Capital is really important in the late game.
@@KBzaz Unfortunately, the late game doesn't happen first.
You need to get internal trade routes up ASAP if you want to get your cities generating a decent amount of production before the medieval era, beelining towards commercial districts makes a lot of sense.
@@sahanavica.5574 if you're settling cities in really unproductive locations, sure. but if you can get a builder to slap down 3 improvements, you'll get more production for less investment. if you beelining commercial hubs: you have to research a classical tech, build a district that doesn't give you much (even 4 gpt is not a lot), build a market that also doesn't give you much, then build a trader and THEN you get the payoff. compare that to rushing a campus, which just requires a cheaper tech and decent location to double your science, and a builder that builds mines, quarries and pastures, and can chop, and can improve other ressources if need be.
The flood barriers joke was phenomenal
I know the tripod reflected in the glasses hurts Kyle's soul.
You'll know I've ascended to godhood when I've learned to VFX sunglasses reflections
This is a big reason why you don't see many characters with vision-correcting glasses in TV or cinema. They catch reflections of things the audience is not meant to see.
@@DoorMonsterIt shouldn't be too difficult, just really time consuming. Simply make basic cg lenses, track them over the real ones, and have them reflect an hdri. Probably not worth doing if it's not a super big project, though.
"well, maybe you'll win?"
"No."
I had this conversation with my parents growing up.
Is anyone else worried about the fact that there's no reflection of the person this explorer guy is taking to in his glasses?
There can only be ONE explanation!!
Clearly this lone explorer has been out here, alone, in the never ending wilderness for so long they have gone crazy from loneliness and is hallucinating this entire conversation just so they can tell themselves, they found something! Poor guy....
YES MOAR CIV SKITS
Always a good day when a Door Monster Civ sketch releases!
I was expecting the villager to cough up some highly advanced robotics tech or something. lol
CIV IS BACK BABY!!
"Now our floods won't escape." was brilliant.
"Village"
Reflection in his glasses: cityscape with multi-storey buildings
Always love your civ vids!
But the real question this village needs to answer is: have you denounced Venice?
"My mouth is numb" yeah, wait until it gets so cold you can feel your nosehairs moving with everybreath
Ah yes the last village that's on an iced in island surrounded by barbarians and can only ever get reached by a giant death robot
Classic
I once found "the last village" in Civ 5. Entered it with whatever tank unit I currently had and the tribal people used their ancient technology to upgrade my tank into a nuclear giant death robot. First one on the planet at the time. XD
That 4 cities line had me _Doctor Strange_ astral projecting from how seen I feel
"Never stop building as many cities as possible" missed opportunity to point out that the Maya do not do this for some reason.
That "No" at the end is coming from a pit of sorrow
That is the most accurate breakdown of Civ VI I've ever heard.
Kyle asking all the existential questions in the cold right about now!
Wow. Real snow?? I'm too used to you being in Texas and just assumed all that white stuff was all your amazing VFX skills or something 😂
10/10 the snow looks so real! 🤣
Didnt texas have that snowstorm a few years ago?
@@not2hot99 we don't like to talk about the Snowpocalypse (but yes, we did get snow that one time 😆)
That vest with a furry collar you put on backwards is genius, I'd never have thought of that.
“An innate feeling that 4 cities is the perfect amount to have”
I never knew others had this problem too.
Answer honestly now: how long have you been waiting for snow, just so you could film this one, extremely accurate sketch?
Nice surprise to see a civ video after long time.. love it❤
One of my favorite things that happened back when I played Civ 5 is when my Cavalry unit explored a ruin and found working Great War era tanks
A CIV VI sketch, from door monster, in the year of our lord 2024? Well I'll be...
LOVE having these videos, Kyle. Good work, man
Meanwhile me, who plays portugal (and sometimes england), never has more than 5 cities at most, and just spams trade routes, yet still ends up with the best tech, culture, and production in the game: *laughs like JJJ* "you serious?"
I come back to this channel every few months and I love how every single time I do there's a new video about Civ 6 specifically.
Loving all the recent content guys, thanks!
I missed these, thanks for the hard work guys
good to see more civ videos from you guys.
love the tripod reflected in the glasses
"I'm gonna use everything you thought me"
Perfect lmfaooo
Just as I was rewaching your other civ vids I was blessed with this, I am extremely happy
I really hope things continue to get better for you guys because this stuff is always fun!
Amazing stuff as always, and now with snow! Thank you:)
Oh that's great, now our floods won't escape.
Fucking gold
I half-expected the villager giving them the secret of fusion power but this sketch was a pleasant alternative 😆
Nice to see civ 6 skits are back. Keep em coming😂
I am so Happy you guys are still Doing Civilization Skits.
I guess the satellite thingies didn't work out, if the village was never found after all these years
.....yeah i never played civ. Commenting for the algo, good luck DM!
The satellites show the village on the map, but you only get the bonuses from finding it once you have a unit visit there.
God, how much I love your videos!!! ♥
Awww first snow shoot, hope you went inside and got warm
Wow, a new Civilization skit from Door Monster!
The only thing missing is Enrique Dandelo, Doge of Venice, showing up out of nowhere to ask if he can join in on the whole 'start-over civilization' thing. 😛
Kyyyyyyle, your Civ skits have always been the most amazing, hope, we‘re getting more of them. And whales!
Great video! I've had this situation so many times. :)
"The world is flat, but only one way." A ring. The word you want is "ring."
Like a halo ring.
No, leaving it described is better than defining it, for the tone of the video.
actually a cylinder
@@vinesthemonkey A ring is a cylinder.
@@FrenchyMcToast how so
Literally bought the Civ 6 DLC yesterday and started playing it after I bought it when it came out, and you upload this? Damn
excellent! Also well done taking advantage of the winter blast!
This is pretty good video Snow Kevin!
this was a very fun video. i'm looking forward to see more
damn, it's consistent again! I feel like we're almost back to the hayday.
another glorious addition to the catalogue.
Love the video!
The punchline never misses
Thanks for this :) .
Love the new Civ content!
YESS THE RETURN OF CIV VIDEOS
Sweet return to form, bro! This is the first new Door Monster video to make me laugh in years. I miss the punch lines that land.
I enjoyed this!
Great video!
“Turns take half an hour” my god, this is so real, especially in multiplayer
what a great use of the snow!
somehow this feels more ominous than usual.
ah well probably nothing.
great vid, as always.
The rapid-fire humor remains on point! Love that Civilization continues to bring so much inspiration!
Nothing captures the authenticity of a scout who is done with being told what to do than filming all day, saying all your lines, getting home, realising the tripod is in your lenses, and saying
"That spot will take 6 turns to get back to. I don't care enough to go back."
A Door Monster Civ sketch, Tis a glorious day!
"now our floods won't escape" +laughs in lives in shropshire+
Both content types are really good.
damn, a real blast from the past
"Welcome to Leavenworth!"
Return of the Kings
I know it breaks immersion, but i love the reflective glasses
Yeah, I couldn't stop looking at the reflection of the tripod.
Amazing.
I need more door monster in my life
I LOVE U DOORMONSTER :D
Great video
Brilliant.
Hmm how have I not seen.. Oh, it's new!
still comedy gold after all these years
whenever i find a arctic tribe they usually give me boosts for stuff like Rocketry, Nuclear Fission, Fascism and Organised Sports