NO CITY WIN ONLY CHALLENGE - CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS Except Maori

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  • čas přidán 25. 07. 2020
  • Civilization 6 is back with a brand new update on the frontier pass! Of course Spiff is going to be ignoring all of these updates and new secret societies game mode and instead playing the strangest and most challenging game of Civ 6 yet. The Spiffing Brit will be trying to win the Game without settling a city! Thats right a No City Win Only Challenge! Is it even possible to win a game without placing down your settler and getting one city. Well it turns out Spiff has found a way! So is Civ 6 a perfectly balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS, Except for the maori and the no city challenge. So is spiff going for a conquest victory, science victory, tourism or perhaps a diplomatic victory! Who knows what he can even do HE DOESNT HAVE A CITY!!!! He cant research and he cant make any money so what can he do! I guess he has found a way to break the game so lets find out. Surely Civilization vi is a perfectly balanced game ;)
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Civilization 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the No City Only Challenge is broken!! How can you even win a game of civ without settling a city! This is almost 100X better than the civ 6 one city challenge videos ;)
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  • @caltheuntitled8021
    @caltheuntitled8021 Před 2 lety +6952

    The AI: “We need to stop kupe from winning a diplomatic victory”
    Kupe: “I agree”
    *Kupe wins
    AI: “wait what?”

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 2 lety +62

      @@Lesatur you could make another account

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 Před 2 lety +34

      @@SorowFame or three

    • @Optimusj1975
      @Optimusj1975 Před 2 lety +111

      "I did not make the rules, I just follow them."

    • @playmsbk
      @playmsbk Před 2 lety +60

      That's how I won my first diplomatic victory too, once I realized that the AI would vote for that no matter what.

    • @donaldtrumplover2254
      @donaldtrumplover2254 Před 2 lety +31

      I mean when you can trade some grapes for 500 gold this doesn’t seem that far fetched

  • @CoderedLegacy
    @CoderedLegacy Před 2 lety +4342

    "I'ma go park my units in Jerusalem, a very safe and stable place to chill out for the next few hundred years" said no one ever

    • @ronniechua01
      @ronniechua01 Před 2 lety +56

      Underrated comment lol

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy Před rokem +56

      Sad truth: "Jerusalem" = City of Peace

    • @robertjones9574
      @robertjones9574 Před rokem +3

      @@peytongonavy be by mi B B I’ll B too be

    • @nevets2371
      @nevets2371 Před rokem +23

      Well to be fair, Jerusalem only started getting a bit rough about 100 years ago, before that it was a stable part of the Ottoman empire for a few hundred years.

    • @Joot_Doctor
      @Joot_Doctor Před rokem +42

      @@nevets2371 Are we forgetting the crusades?

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir Před 2 lety +4683

    He ruled over an era of peace that lasted for thousands of years, he built one of the worlds strongest economies from nothing using his own two hands and a single employee, he donated generously to the impoverished as they suffered from natural disasters, he was always willing to let anybody who wanted to hang out on his party yacht regardless of what they were able or willing to pay, he even supported the laws that would restrict his own power.
    Diplomatic victory makes perfect sense. I would vote for him.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Před 2 lety +587

      Not only that: He was the first to circumnavigate the globe and was the first discovered political philosophy.

    • @POKENAR
      @POKENAR Před 2 lety +542

      Yeah I was thinking about this, doesn't it make sense to vote the guy with no actual bias to a given country, who has donated and helped various people in need, and who has shown what rags to riches looks like, all while not living lavishly. That sounds like PRIME world leader material.

    • @johnnybonnenuit5606
      @johnnybonnenuit5606 Před 2 lety +89

      This is the single most brilliant CZcams comment I've ever read. Well done. Well done.

    • @alastairmacbeath5488
      @alastairmacbeath5488 Před 2 lety +13

      very good! lol

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 Před 2 lety +4

      You have voted for him.

  • @Piratewaffle43
    @Piratewaffle43 Před 3 lety +3578

    Tomyris: *Gives Matthias gold*
    Kupe: *Gives Matthias more gold*
    Tomyris: Where this Hell is Kupe getting all this gold from?
    Matthias: I... gave it to him.

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan Před 3 lety +87

      OMGLOL

    • @jonborn5498
      @jonborn5498 Před 3 lety +367

      When you vote for yourself to lose diplomatic points and thus win diplomatic points: task failed successfully

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Před 3 lety +273

      Tomyris: WHY!
      Matthias: He said I could move through his lands whenever I wanted.
      Tomyris: You do realize he has no actual land to pass through right.
      Matthias: Well he may settle down one day in which case I need to be able to move across his lands. Besides I wasn’t the only one to give him money, Jerusalem is also giving him money because he is there suzerain.

    • @carlbennett2417
      @carlbennett2417 Před 2 lety +19

      So funny! This comment nails how this game is so hilarious!!

    • @Sproutrabbit
      @Sproutrabbit Před 2 lety +9

      The Money is in Returning LMAO

  • @metalhev3989
    @metalhev3989 Před 3 lety +9537

    Random guy with a donkey fast-talks his way into becoming chairman of the UN

  • @dane1382
    @dane1382 Před 3 lety +4060

    imagine losing your job because of covid and the local homeless man gives you 10 million dollars, then gets elected president of the world

    • @michaela4143
      @michaela4143 Před 3 lety +193

      1 dollar

    • @gjin4551
      @gjin4551 Před 3 lety +12

      Can someone explain to me what gathering stormz is

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 Před 3 lety +59

      @@gjin4551 civ 6 dlc

    • @gjin4551
      @gjin4551 Před 3 lety +4

      @@alwaysmeepin9609 should i buy rise and fall or this

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 Před 3 lety +35

      @@gjin4551 my opinion gathering storm. Although you should look into it before taking a strangers opinion on it.

  • @omegaRST
    @omegaRST Před 2 lety +3665

    It's insane that you can win a diplomatic point by voting for yourself to lose diplomatic points

    • @kanealkoraghooli1682
      @kanealkoraghooli1682 Před 2 lety +255

      I can explain: that's when you fake being humble so some people in the congress pity you and not take two VPs

    • @abebuckingham8198
      @abebuckingham8198 Před 2 lety +410

      I imagine this meeting going something like this. "Well, we've all agreed we don't want you to lead the world." "That's fine I don't want to lead the world." "Well, now that we know you're humble we're going to promote you anyway." "What?"

    • @kaelcoates2396
      @kaelcoates2396 Před 2 lety +27

      @@abebuckingham8198 Exactly

    • @HighwaytoHoserville
      @HighwaytoHoserville Před 2 lety +96

      It actually works though, people love the line 'true leaders don't look for power, that have power thrust upon them' and tend to do exactly that to people who say they dont want the leader role.

    • @sixjhontongalamar979
      @sixjhontongalamar979 Před 2 lety +41

      It kinda make sense tho. It's indeed better if you agreed about the points others pointed out and probably even agreeing about ways to work it out instead of being denial and/or aggressive about it. It's like getting less sentence in court by pleading guilty or getting out of jail by having a great conduct.

  • @samnom22
    @samnom22 Před 3 lety +880

    Spiff: "Australia probably just sent out an envoy to drown while trying to find our settler"
    Me: *sudden realisation of what happened to Harold Holt*

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye Před 3 lety +1865

    Next time someone asks me why I am living in the streets, and have no home... I'd respond with "I'm going for a diplomatic victory"

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm Před 3 lety +84

      Have you visited every country before that?

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 3 lety +73

      @@thomasfplm More important - does he have a boat? Or a donkey for that matter? It seems this are essentials to have if you want to lead the world.

    • @ataulfoagapito8378
      @ataulfoagapito8378 Před 3 lety +19

      @@robertnett9793 and 2 more homeless along the donkey, dont lose detail now-

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 3 lety +16

      @@ataulfoagapito8378 Right. Right. You mustn't half-ass your attempt to diplomatically control the world...

    • @yunikage
      @yunikage Před 3 lety +18

      @@robertnett9793 More importantly still - did he invent political philosophy?

  • @benfed4873
    @benfed4873 Před 3 lety +2572

    “Hey dude, I got a kickass boat, four dudes, and a donkey. Can I be leader?”
    All the other civs: Yeah sure

    • @Jiamil
      @Jiamil Před 3 lety +92

      I am sure they said 'awesome' donkey. Otherwise it would have been just silly to vote them.

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool Před 3 lety +43

      *7 Those warrior bois sure are tough

    • @androconiachangeling6535
      @androconiachangeling6535 Před 3 lety +40

      two kickass boats. And honestly, when the other civilizations agreed, they weren't much bigger so it seemed like a lot. 1000 years later, they realised their mistake

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 3 lety +16

      Other civs: As long as none of these suckers get the throne, why not?!
      (Spiff is basically Tyrion Lannister here)

    • @Skizobar
      @Skizobar Před 3 lety +8

      Worked for the US President in some way... :D

  • @josephanderson6311
    @josephanderson6311 Před 2 lety +1892

    I mean let’s be real if there was a gathering of humans that traveled the earth and introduced every society to one another and traded with everyone gathering resources on their travels and selling them and then uniting them in a world Congress and constantly emptying their coffers to save the lives of those in need….I’d vote for them too 😂

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Před 2 lety +34

      Joyboy

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws Před 2 lety +68

      Civilizational robin hood

    • @matthewzeller5026
      @matthewzeller5026 Před rokem +14

      @@bensoncheung2801 Bro now I really need an Ancient Kingdom mod so I can play as Joyboy.

    • @Illiaschwarz
      @Illiaschwarz Před rokem +1

      @@DanksterPaws Be B y. Y

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Před rokem +7

      No wonder nobody got any hostility towards them. But I dont think this experiment is going to work online, when some 10 year old kid playing this game will attack anyway the setlef in the sea, if he wants to.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Před 2 lety +594

    World superpowers are impressed by the unending generosity and humility of a small anarcho-primitivist tribe that they give it legitimacy on the world stage, ultimately deciding that this tiny nomadic nation’s ideals are the key to ending world conflict and strife and electing their tribal leaders ruler of the world

    • @alexthealexbot37
      @alexthealexbot37 Před rokem +3

      makes sense. If only love worked like that

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Před rokem +2

      Anarcho? They had a Tribal Leader, It would simply be a Nomadic-Tribal civilization.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Před měsícem

      Honestly the settler icon probably wasn't accurate, Kupe probably had a yacht or smth, they probably weren't cavemen

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Před 3 lety +858

    "We have done nothing to earn it."
    Explored the whole world and made connections between all cultures, sold resources to people that wanted them, never closed your doors to other people, never waged war, sinked more effort in helping people in need then economies of whole countries, was a beacon of world cooperation being able to path needed decision and always being aware of what would be supported by majority. Yeah...

    • @ballom29
      @ballom29 Před 3 lety +199

      but he still scammed the hell out of every nation.
      How many gold did he gained by opening his imaginary borders with others country?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 3 lety +178

      @@ballom29 had he ever lied to them though? Had he broken any laws? Had he not provided what was agreed upon?

    • @aznperson8
      @aznperson8 Před 3 lety +232

      @@ballom29 I imagine myself that somewhere along the way in their early visits to civilizations of the ENTIRE WORLD centuries before the other civilizations, maybe global (land-)society had somehow gotten it into their heads that the Maori were "hyper-futuristic spacegod-beings that could sail the deeper oceans!". That would imply to me that somehow they convinced everybody else that the greater ocean was their territory.

    • @LordDarkhelm
      @LordDarkhelm Před 3 lety +33

      You know, fair point.

    • @johnsexton4352
      @johnsexton4352 Před 3 lety +13

      This sounds like every Civs cool uncle

  • @jornoel7034
    @jornoel7034 Před 3 lety +4441

    When you vote for yourself to lose diplomatic points and thus win diplomatic points: *task failed successfully*

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612 Před 3 lety +237

      "Mission failed! We've got them this time."

    • @winxwest2964
      @winxwest2964 Před 3 lety +222

      So you are going to lose 2 diplomatic points?
      Maori: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen Před 3 lety +65

      *Task failed successfully*

    • @BloodfelX
      @BloodfelX Před 3 lety +248

      Scenario basically played out like:
      "Man, you're so agreeable. Everyone likes you and it's hard to compete. Can you turn it down a notch?"
      "Sure! Anything for a friend."
      "Aw, thanks man. You always have the right opinion - I like you. ...Wait, doesn't this mean-"
      *D I P L O M A T I C V I C T O R Y*

    • @jabendeacon
      @jabendeacon Před 3 lety +12

      @@winxwest2964 the definition of that meme haha

  • @lekhakaananta5864
    @lekhakaananta5864 Před 2 lety +602

    This must be how medieval aristocrats feel when they see merchants getting wealthy. "How are you making gold without owning any land?!"

  • @notalive5479
    @notalive5479 Před 3 lety +323

    Winning that first aid request for Poundmaker was basically just "Can I offer you a nice coin in this trying time?"

    • @Vexy93
      @Vexy93 Před 2 lety +67

      Spiff: "I see your entire city got burned down by a volcano eruption. I can offer you one shiny gold coin"
      Poundmkaer: "What?! Just a single coin? What am I supposed to do with this?"
      Spiff: "Well, that's more than anyone else has going to offer you. And no wonders why, you silly ungrateful douchebag"

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Poundmaker: "I require aid! A volcano erupted all over my nation!"
      Other AI: *Laughs hilariously at how it was delivered*
      Kupe: *Pulls out a lute* Toss a coin to your Cree, oh ocean of plenty...

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 3 lety +3574

    Suddenly, all the nations in real life hear a call from on high:
    *The Uru-Eu-Wau-Wau, an undiscovered tribe in the Amazon, HAVE WON THE GAME!*

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 3 lety +429

      That's a real tribe, by the way.

    • @kingpanguan
      @kingpanguan Před 3 lety +103

      I just hope this could happen some day

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 lety +105

      GG everybody

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk Před 3 lety +25

      @@kingpanguan me too

    • @Red4score
      @Red4score Před 3 lety +9

      @@thespiffingbrit Guess what i found your other yt account you cant hide your xcom progress from me
      HAHAHAHA

  • @Ryan-tz7sx
    @Ryan-tz7sx Před 3 lety +738

    7:37 "We know Hungary is roughly on this continent with Australia"
    AUSTRALIA-HUNGARY

    • @popepiusxv
      @popepiusxv Před 3 lety +19

      cursed

    • @steelydan3263
      @steelydan3263 Před 3 lety +25

      Austro-Austalia-Hungary

    • @RecklessInternetting
      @RecklessInternetting Před 3 lety +4

      Only if Hungary has to recognise Lizzie Two as head of state like we do.

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven Před 3 lety +25

      I'm hungarian and I can confirm that we are indeed on the same continent as Australia.

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 Před 3 lety +4

      Everything I learned in high school geography was lie!

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja Před 2 lety +756

    Little did spiff know that by granting land access rights to all people he gave them all the ability to walk on water

    • @sixjhontongalamar979
      @sixjhontongalamar979 Před 2 lety +62

      Specially those from Jerusalem. I'm sure they are the best when it comes to walking on water.

    • @user-rr5ce1wb2j
      @user-rr5ce1wb2j Před 2 lety +11

      @@sixjhontongalamar979 Jesus was from Nazareth, not Jerusalem.

    • @nicolasnod7359
      @nicolasnod7359 Před 2 lety +22

      @@user-rr5ce1wb2j And he was also called Yeshua you heathen.
      I mean, if we're gonna get super technical about it and rain on somebody else's joke...

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 2 lety +17

      @@user-rr5ce1wb2j nah, jesus was from detroit.

    • @baodinhnguyen2476
      @baodinhnguyen2476 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Cybetrexs I knew it!

  • @mr.husbandoeu7254
    @mr.husbandoeu7254 Před 2 lety +295

    I'd like to imagine the maori travelling in disguise as sea merchants and giving vague clues and rumors about the supposed location of their ocean kingdom then just scamming the hell outta them. I mean, it did happen a lot, especially during the age of exploration

    • @rainbowsnek
      @rainbowsnek Před rokem +30

      hot take: this is how the legend of atlantis originated

    • @Ghosty618
      @Ghosty618 Před rokem +28

      This isn't the history of my people in the slightest, but I really want it to be 😂

    • @A-strange-visitor
      @A-strange-visitor Před 11 měsíci +3

      @rainbowsnek that's not a hot take thats facts. That's how the legend of atlantis came to be

  • @testtestesttest2746
    @testtestesttest2746 Před 3 lety +5212

    "We've lost two Diplomatic Victory points, but because we voted on ourselves to lose Diplomatic Victory points, we only lose one point"
    Now, THIS is how diplomacy works!

    • @FloatingOer
      @FloatingOer Před 3 lety +225

      I love domocracy

    • @ItsSansom
      @ItsSansom Před 3 lety +522

      Everyone: You suck!
      Mauri: Yeah we kinda do
      Everyone: Hey those Mauri aren't SO bad..

    • @desbowman9497
      @desbowman9497 Před 3 lety +149

      Being Gracious in defeat makes people like you more

    • @blomman1719
      @blomman1719 Před 3 lety +88

      I LOVE IT. It's like if the entire office/school hated you so as a show of comradery you started kicking your own ass.

    • @picrosspixel211
      @picrosspixel211 Před 3 lety +18

      Congratulations you played yourself

  • @darrellwillis4871
    @darrellwillis4871 Před 3 lety +4132

    Maori tribe wins by fixing everyone's problems
    Maori: "WhAt CaN I SaY ExcEpt You'RE WeLCOme!"

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 Před 3 lety +62

      Darrell Willis Underrated comment

    • @roberteospeedwagon3526
      @roberteospeedwagon3526 Před 3 lety +124

      That moment when you realize Maui is a Maori man

    • @bubermarcus8607
      @bubermarcus8607 Před 3 lety +15

      @@roberteospeedwagon3526 He's tongan, I think.

    • @Delta-lb1ck
      @Delta-lb1ck Před 3 lety +43

      @@bubermarcus8607 Maui is from Maori mythology

    • @Taylor-io4hc
      @Taylor-io4hc Před 3 lety +134

      Maui features in all Polynesian myths and legends as a demigod. His roots are in Hawaii where all other Polynesians trace ancestry from. So he is Hawaiian, Maori, Tongan, Samoan, Tokelauan, etc

  • @colfer4life
    @colfer4life Před 3 lety +151

    every single time i watch one of your videos you're like "you can win this STUPID game with NO EFFORT it is SO EASY" while devoting incredible effort to meticulous skillful strategy in pursuit of the most difficult victory conditions possible in a very complex game. give yourself some credit man.

  • @darkSorceror
    @darkSorceror Před 2 lety +238

    "John Curtin sends his delegation to drown in the ocean, with the hopes of eventually finding out settler" So THAT'S what happened to Harold Holt

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 Před 3 lety +4767

    Everyone- We can't let this homeless sailor be the chairman of the UN
    Kupe- I agree......+1 diplomatic point
    Everyone- *visible confusion*
    (Thanks for all the likes I didn't expect this to be that funny)

    • @jeffevio
      @jeffevio Před 3 lety +250

      This is pure gold

    • @gpapenburg1737
      @gpapenburg1737 Před 3 lety +105

      @@jeffevio Yep. Literally worth pure gold :'D

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 Před 3 lety +88

      @@jeffevio his purity only solidifies his case. The irony.

    • @FelipeLiraSantanaSilva
      @FelipeLiraSantanaSilva Před 3 lety +58

      That's exactly how politics works actually.

    • @mor4y
      @mor4y Před 3 lety +19

      Well I mean we have a Dr of History in charge of the World Health Organisation, so it doesn't seem that mad! 🤷‍♂️

  • @sriramramesh5318
    @sriramramesh5318 Před 3 lety +2586

    You're playing an insurance company during a world that's constantly going through apocalypses.
    I love it.

    • @Tn5421Me
      @Tn5421Me Před 3 lety +188

      Incorrect, as he actually pays out. And we all know insurance companies don't if they can help it.

    • @runakovacs4759
      @runakovacs4759 Před 3 lety +247

      @@Tn5421Me Tbh, he only paid as much as he could get away with. Poor Poundhome or whatever got 1 gold.

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia Před 3 lety +8

      more like a private estate for hire

    • @Skyfall8865
      @Skyfall8865 Před 2 lety +17

      He is like jews.. No city challenge..

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Skyfall8865 what about Israel?

  • @rylexander1
    @rylexander1 Před 2 lety +905

    I think this is amazing. Winning by being excessively nice to everyone for thousands of years. Truly fantastic. I would irl vote for people who did that

  • @PeterOak
    @PeterOak Před 2 lety +236

    This is the greatest civilization campaign I have ever had the pleasure of watching.
    This is no exploit. Kupe and his followers, who've been a small nomadic group for thousands of years, and his crusade of helping people by taking money from where it's not needed to where it is, even from the same nation, probably by taking it from corrupt government officials, is the most diplomatic thing to ever happen on any civilization game. He was for his entire life a chill dude who just wanted to hangout and help people in need.
    He managed to outnice Mr Rogers.
    Material possessions? Creator of Philosophy? He puts Diogenes to shame.
    That's world leader material.
    Thousands upon thousands of years from now people, as people colonize the galaxy, they will still be talking about what a cool dude he was.
    He deserved every single one of those points and votes.

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon Před 3 lety +3103

    This just in, homeless man dressed in rags with a pet donkey has just been elected President of Earth.

    • @matthewcoyle4131
      @matthewcoyle4131 Před 3 lety +132

      I mean when you put it that way the description isn't a farcry from that of Jesus.
      Guess that explains the title "King of Kings."

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon Před 3 lety +46

      Well, when everyone is enemies with everyone except you, it's quite obvious who they gonna vote for!

    • @aguimathi
      @aguimathi Před 3 lety +24

      A few years ago I d have been shocked but... I mean Donald Trump is at the head of the USA...

    • @karelkootjes4019
      @karelkootjes4019 Před 3 lety +5

      wel.. the doctor has been called raggedy man and president of earth before.. but it's not nice to call his present companion a donkey.. while she is clearly an equatorian bureacrat from the planet ZXTY, and no ofcourse the fact her manure transmits atmospheric dispersable nerotransmitters has nothing to do with the world suddenly becoming peacefull...
      nor has it why she is hunted by the Judoon for genocide of the daleks, while she clearly only went along with the doctor to pay devros a visit..

    • @nflippo6201
      @nflippo6201 Před 3 lety +10

      Vermin Supreme 2020

  • @y33t23
    @y33t23 Před 3 lety +1727

    "Hey, where did you get all that money from?"
    "Uh... the ocean?"

    • @nova5303
      @nova5303 Před 3 lety +123

      "Idk man I just kinda found it"

    • @thestigsdutchcousin
      @thestigsdutchcousin Před 3 lety +62

      "It was just floating there, and had the British stamp of 'You Take This, You Keep This' on it. And yeah, who am I to refuse the British?"

    • @Ocelopillitl
      @Ocelopillitl Před 3 lety +15

      "err... internet."

    • @mikemartin9833
      @mikemartin9833 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Ocelopillitl, so, bitcoin?

    • @Ocelopillitl
      @Ocelopillitl Před 3 lety +5

      @@mikemartin9833 don't tell me that you never watched Fairly oddparents :o

  • @ZNEO3NZ
    @ZNEO3NZ Před 2 lety +262

    I like to think of this victory as the mauri just boating close to other civilizations and then swimming in and the other civs assuming they were from atlantis.

  • @DMGamer_PC
    @DMGamer_PC Před rokem +43

    Honestly, as exploitable as this is, I do genuinely like this style of diplomatic victory. It's not about cooperation; it's about being able to work with everyone's best interests. It's a cool way to make it work in-universe, while also making it possible to win despite being an adverse system.

  • @yunikage
    @yunikage Před 3 lety +2077

    "We've done nothing!"
    Uh, you discovered every civilization on Earth and then made zero attempt at colonialism or imperialism. You invented political philosophy before going on to live a selfless, nomadic existence, devoting all your resources to acquiring funds for the express purpose of disbursing them to people in need.
    If this culture actually existed, I would 100% vote to put them in charge of everything. Are you kidding? You'd have to be crazy not to.

    • @ethanbottomley-mason8447
      @ethanbottomley-mason8447 Před 3 lety +453

      We just don't ask how 3 men and a donkey survived for thousands of years.

    • @RedRocket4000
      @RedRocket4000 Před 3 lety +65

      With the key being no one stomps their settler unit the whole game. I would never have that luck.

    • @zacdredge3859
      @zacdredge3859 Před 3 lety +157

      I mean except for the part where he's salivating over countries being hit by natural disasters...

    • @slaphand9578
      @slaphand9578 Před 3 lety +80

      @@RedRocket4000 no one stomped the settler because he couldn't have war declared on him because he didn't have a city

    • @ArgentumEmperio
      @ArgentumEmperio Před 3 lety +103

      Honestly... this would probably be the most interesting cultural hypothetical theory to study in the entire world because theoretically speaking, it is possible to exist... not feasible but, it actually is possible.
      Wow... the political scientist geek in me got really interested in this as a philosophical study and theory!

  • @Maddinhpws
    @Maddinhpws Před 3 lety +1812

    Many people go with "A dude with a donkey becomes world leader" but looking at it. He is essentially just some insanely wealthy dude who got on the good side of a lot of governments and then did a ton of philantrophic work.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 Před 2 lety +19

    This entire run: "What can I Say except Your welcome!"

  • @BunzJackson
    @BunzJackson Před 2 lety +50

    Kupe the legend, sailing around the world scamming governments out of their money and using it as disaster relief. Not out of kindness, but just the sheer need to be given the Best Person on Earth Award.

  • @Bluesabara
    @Bluesabara Před 3 lety +2311

    "the Maori needs to lose points."
    Maori: yesn't

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 Před 3 lety +204

      Maori:I agree
      The world: Good choice, here have a victory point.

    • @jamesfunnymorrison8305
      @jamesfunnymorrison8305 Před 3 lety +57

      well yes, but actually no

    • @Erkle64
      @Erkle64 Před 3 lety +38

      Clearly it should be "Yeah, nah" ;)

    • @LaterMeansBrick
      @LaterMeansBrick Před 3 lety +11

      Yes, I don't

    • @charlesbasile2038
      @charlesbasile2038 Před 3 lety +40

      "Look how reasonable the Maori are! That's the sort of leader I could really get behind"

  • @remlok5556
    @remlok5556 Před 3 lety +1803

    Cree people: Suffer a volcanic eruption.
    Maori: Can I offer you a coin in these trying times?

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro Před 3 lety +17

      nice shot

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Před 3 lety +73

      A single, solitary coin :D

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum Před 3 lety +15

      @@MrEvan312 Like a single chocolate chip in a granola bar

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Před 3 lety +12

      @@IndigoGollum Naw that'd be too generous. More like one strand of orange pulp in a orange juice jug just full of water.

  • @aweirdo.5184
    @aweirdo.5184 Před 2 lety +99

    Being a Maori myself. It's rare to see content creators talking about Maori or anything to do with New Zealand. So I really enjoyed this. Ka Pai Te Mahi! (also like your spore vids.)

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Před rokem +2

      A year ago a mod of Age of Empires 3 (Wars of Liberty) had added Maori, between many issues still show bugs, but are fun and in some aspects interesting and midly op

  • @theencolony5595
    @theencolony5595 Před 3 lety +34

    I like how this run is essentially just becoming an insurance agency, taking gold from people and giving it back when something happens

  • @TheKnightOfSmite
    @TheKnightOfSmite Před 3 lety +2578

    "The senate will decide your fate."
    Kupe: "I AM THE SENATE."

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df Před 3 lety +90

      Kupe: "Oh, most definitely. As soon as we find a suitable location for our capital, we can get on with establishing a Senate and settling this fate business."

    • @feelinglucky9770
      @feelinglucky9770 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Diego-zz1df " I love democracy"

    • @ginsbene808
      @ginsbene808 Před 3 lety

      Yessss!

    • @bigspook6398
      @bigspook6398 Před 3 lety +2

      Not yet

    • @conradsmight2220
      @conradsmight2220 Před 3 lety +6

      No capital = above the law

  • @Psil33t
    @Psil33t Před 3 lety +647

    "it's very difficult to generate grievances against someone who doesn't own any land that you want to take"
    ne'er has a more british statement been spoken.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 Před 3 lety +16

      Didn't really work for landless peoples in real life though.

    • @andrewmoore7022
      @andrewmoore7022 Před 3 lety +20

      @@fieldy409 that's because they had something else that was wanted or they're actively negating the supply of a wanted resource

    • @Jiamil
      @Jiamil Před 3 lety +7

      @@fieldy409 It is called "british" statement for a reason.

  • @loverofjesusMKII
    @loverofjesusMKII Před 2 lety +118

    Sid Meier and Firaxis: "So this game is about establishing a nation and expanding your borders"
    Players: "Can you see any borders from up here? What has borders given us?"

  • @TheRealRMG
    @TheRealRMG Před 2 lety +172

    The main thing I learned from this is that you can actually send people gold during an emergency, instead of having to do the Send Aid project.

  • @andromedastormcrow3288
    @andromedastormcrow3288 Před 3 lety +473

    You basically made a civilization of seafaring uncle Irohs who just wander around giving people tea advice and money. Who wouldn't want those guys in charge?

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 Před 3 lety +33

      He totally gave those Cree people a white lotus tile.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 3 lety +15

      *Ozai and Azula screaming in the background as tea shops spring up in every city*

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro Před 3 lety +3

      T_T brave little soldier boy comes marching home

    • @Snowfireblues
      @Snowfireblues Před 3 lety +13

      For some reason I imagined that shot from the intro, where there's a fire nation boat full of masked soldiers, but instead of the soldiers it was just a bunch of copy-pasted Uncle Irohs holding a tea cup 🤣

  • @bigscaryguy13
    @bigscaryguy13 Před 3 lety +363

    I feel like "Maori" was actually just a con being run by a dude out of his apartment next to the UN building. Kupe's just been walking in and out of different royal courts and embassies talking about how great his country is, and everyone just kinda agreed. Meanwhile, three dudes and a mule in the middle of nowhere keep having to pretend to be important local dignitaries anytime some foreign delegation arrived.

    • @lufei3867
      @lufei3867 Před 3 lety +51

      This is the kind of meme lore that I live for

    • @mridontexist5489
      @mridontexist5489 Před 3 lety +3

      Lu Fei same

    • @RomanianJ96
      @RomanianJ96 Před 3 lety +43

      Foreign delegation: "....Why is there a donkey here?"
      Kupe: It's......Have you seen Shrek?

    • @kaduVIII
      @kaduVIII Před 3 lety +12

      Well... Works for the dude who sell the Eifel Tower.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Před 3 lety +12

      @@RomanianJ96 So in that world before movie was a thing there's already play about the romantic comedy of Shrek?

  • @Hugo-xr4rg
    @Hugo-xr4rg Před 3 lety +96

    Maori: does nothing
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @difrractsliver1031
      @difrractsliver1031 Před rokem

      Yes because Maori can’t ever harm them (at least physically) and there’s no promises to be broken since Maori did literally nothing

  • @AtAtaylor
    @AtAtaylor Před rokem +13

    All we need is an over-bearing dad who kicked Kupe out of their village, beginning Kupe’s journey to prove himself and we have ourselves a Disney movie

  • @pernelladams448
    @pernelladams448 Před 3 lety +823

    Trajan: Where is Your capital?
    Kupe: What’s a capital?

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 3 lety +84

      Someone: Where's your capital?
      Kupe: *shuffling in his purse: I have this 1500 gold coins.

    • @ghostfenrir1892
      @ghostfenrir1892 Před 3 lety +26

      Matthias: "So, where's your capital city located?
      Kupe: You're looking at him.

    • @tommylanger7686
      @tommylanger7686 Před 3 lety +4

      Ghost Fenrir1 I am the state!

  • @ttrep4957
    @ttrep4957 Před 3 lety +780

    Don't give any aid when the aid request starts. Wait until the there are "0" turns remaining, then give 1 more gold then the highest bid to win. I've never had an AI beat that late aid amount and you save a lot of gold.

    • @askalon4558
      @askalon4558 Před 3 lety +36

      I was wondering if it worked as well.

    • @robertcaldwell6267
      @robertcaldwell6267 Před 3 lety +9

      Big brain

    • @danpowell806
      @danpowell806 Před 3 lety +15

      Why spend more than you need to?

    • @Lankpants
      @Lankpants Před 3 lety +48

      It's best to do this because the AI actively tries to outbid you. If you drop 100 gold more than them and they can they will increase their bid. If they feel like they've safely won the contest they won't. Their total bids will usually end up lower if you don't bid till the last turn.

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 3 lety +38

      @@danpowell806 3rd Rule of Acquisition: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

  • @rileygoddard7181
    @rileygoddard7181 Před 2 lety +234

    If you think about it, it makes perfect sense that a cityless group would be very diplomatic, and would be better than most at leading the world, as they don't have roots to defend.

    • @ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945
      @ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 Před 2 lety +8

      More like would be attacked on all sides by everyone, BECAUSE they have no roots.

    • @ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945
      @ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 Před 2 lety

      And would have 0 political power, as they have no economic power, and no military to defend it with. Basically would never progress past hunter gatherers, so would be wiped out first.

    • @mr.husbandoeu7254
      @mr.husbandoeu7254 Před 2 lety +16

      The hell are they gonna do? Invade their city? The ocean is their only city XDDD

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon Před rokem +2

      @@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 Yes, send your entire navy to chase a few sailboats. You could totally justify the cost of going after pacifists with absolutely nothing to gain whatsoever. (Sarcasm)
      But, unfortunately, people like you DO exist, and would simply go after people for being too happy with their existence, like some sort of vile Eldritch abomination whose only purpose in life is to spread despair everywhere; whose only way they get their rocks off is by targeting the innocent.
      One day though, you're gonna run out of peaceful people to target, and be left with the beasts who used to be soothed by their music. They will rip you limb from limb. It's funny how tyrants literally destroy the only things standing between them and annihilation, and are shocked when they meet their end being put down like a rabid dog.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Před měsícem

      @@ifiguredouthowtochangemyna3945 how tf you invade a party yacht, they can just move the yacht out of reach

  • @dominikbeitat4450
    @dominikbeitat4450 Před 2 lety +27

    "So now that we've discovered Hungary, which is on the same continent as Australia..."
    And this is why I love Civilization games.

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage Před 3 lety +6825

    Only Spiff and his gents could find a way to turn Civ 6 into the East India Trading Company.

    • @erddun
      @erddun Před 3 lety +46

      I like thy videos...

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +160

      That's very appropriate as the EITC was a world power for a time. I'd love if Megacorps were introduced to Civ VI or perhaps a spinoff.

    • @Petemossfunguy
      @Petemossfunguy Před 3 lety +40

      Someone on reddit did this a week ago. He just took that guys seed and played the same game and monetized it.

    • @hazelcalderbank1556
      @hazelcalderbank1556 Před 3 lety +76

      @@Petemossfunguy He said this at the start of the video

    • @AlexandraElizabethh
      @AlexandraElizabethh Před 3 lety +20

      @@thespiffingbrit Up late on a Sunday night? You cheeky sausage, you.

  • @McLainCraft
    @McLainCraft Před 3 lety +1033

    Spiff: "you guys are right, I do have too many diplomatic victory points, silly me. Here take them away."
    Eleanor of Aquitaine: "Wow, thanks for being so agreeable, here, have a diplomatic victory point!"

  • @konradb.3010
    @konradb.3010 Před 2 lety +83

    For a super extra easy diplomatic win, save before each world congress so you can always vote on the winning proposals with minimum votes, letting yourself save all of your diplomatic favor to outvote everyone in the endgame. Or just be Spiff and already know what the AI will pick every time.

  • @austinphinney8711
    @austinphinney8711 Před 2 lety +147

    I want to see a developer reaction to this

    • @moonverine
      @moonverine Před 2 lety +10

      I'd imagine it would tickle them. It's playing the game within the rules established. Though they'll probably need to nerf Kupe if they haven't already.

    • @MissFeatherstone
      @MissFeatherstone Před 2 lety +14

      I mean they changed the diplomat’s ability to granting your capital a copy of the luxury resource from the city state they’re established in so they’re at least aware of it in some capacity

    • @thisriffsavedmylife
      @thisriffsavedmylife Před 2 lety +9

      @@MissFeatherstone so it's not possible now?

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul Před 3 lety +360

    I have seen someone lose a game of Civilization 6 on turn two:
    They where relocating one square over to gain bonuses from a river... which then flooded and killed the settler.

    • @josgretf2800
      @josgretf2800 Před 3 lety +98

      I've played standard games with only 7 players becasue the Maori died turn one from a hurricane.

    • @ninjabaiano6092
      @ninjabaiano6092 Před 3 lety +12

      Hahahahha

    • @kelvinyonger8885
      @kelvinyonger8885 Před 3 lety +12

      I once killed another civ's settler on turn 1.

    • @shadaras
      @shadaras Před 3 lety +2

      @@kelvinyonger8885 Yeah, glad I'm not the only one to have gotten a free turn 1 settler.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Před měsícem

      @@josgretf2800 they forgot to level up their dodge stat

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan Před 3 lety +632

    Funnily enough, this is the most diplomatic victory of diplomatic victories.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 Před 3 lety +222

      Right? Full pacifist, no land, no conflict, just a generous amount of friendly foreign intervention. This man literally just scammed all the nations into world peace.

    • @BloodfelX
      @BloodfelX Před 3 lety +63

      @@Arrakiz666 Haha, I like "scammed all the nations into world peace"!
      Like once he won Diplomatic Victory everyone was like "Damn it - I wanted to go commit genocide on my neighbours! ...Ah well, I guess not being a warmonger is fine. Stop building the nukes lads - we don't need them any more."

    • @bachpham6862
      @bachpham6862 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Arrakiz666 If any of those conspiracies about a shadowy government manipulating foreign nations is true, I would expect them to be Maori

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 Před 3 lety +61

      Maori shadow council: "What can I say except 'you're welcome?'"

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jacobp.2024 "For taking nukes out of your skies."

  • @Kaiserboo1871
    @Kaiserboo1871 Před 2 lety +58

    I always come back to this video almost religiously.
    This to me is what this series is all about.
    Not glitches or exploits, but alternative ways of playing.
    Such as Prison Architect without building a Prison, playing Spore without evolving, or civilization 6 without settling a city.

  • @profblack
    @profblack Před 3 lety +36

    I guess the real cities were the diplomatic points we made along the way.

  • @CallMeMenti
    @CallMeMenti Před 3 lety +345

    The diplomatic victory here actually makes perfect sense to me. Regardless of what the rest of your civilization was like, you successfully negotiated dozens if not hundreds of diplomatic agreements with every single empire in the world. Time and time again, you brought issues to the peace table and resolved them. You supported the right people at the right time and put money in the right places when it needed to be there. That sounds EXACTLY like how a politician gets elected to be the leader of their government. It just so happens this government is in command of the entire world.

    • @cozycowboy
      @cozycowboy Před 2 lety +59

      Truth be told, a borderless government that fixes everyone else’s problems sounds pretty damn good

    • @starmangalaxy2001
      @starmangalaxy2001 Před 2 lety +33

      @Arkryder 52 Unfortunately. But that's why it's a neat concept in fiction.

    • @heheheha1997
      @heheheha1997 Před 2 lety +13

      Except you got all that money from selling open borders to your none existent civilization and from resources spawned from thin air.

    • @sumez4369
      @sumez4369 Před 2 lety +29

      Yeah, a few mechanics used in this playthrough are slightly nonsensical, but all the exploits make logical sense. People in another comment thread going on about "why don't they patch this". Like, what aspect of this victory actually needs to be patched? It's playing the game as it was designed.

    • @Zack-et9wj
      @Zack-et9wj Před 2 lety

      @@cozycowboy well,isn it united nation...kinda

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 Před 3 lety +226

    Civilization 6: Exists.
    Spiff: "I can't do anything about the number, it's the sixth in the series. But I can take out the "Civilization" part."
    End result: RANDOM SQUATTER ELECTED WORLD LEADER!
    Spiff: "Perfectly balanced."

  • @luxsings6871
    @luxsings6871 Před 3 lety +42

    That's the first time I've seen a victory through Aggressively donating to Charity

  • @curtistemaari5721
    @curtistemaari5721 Před rokem +39

    I didn't know there was a game that had Māori culture in it... I'm Māori and I find it very funny. Kupe is a respected chief from our legends and to see him in a game, let alone a The Spiffing Brit video is just next level funny XD

  • @dreadpenguinlord340
    @dreadpenguinlord340 Před 3 lety +797

    "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

    • @tohon
      @tohon Před 3 lety +10

      Dread Penguinlord Greetings Professor Falken.

    • @groundloss
      @groundloss Před 3 lety +8

      Thats what some AI thought after playing Tetris for the first time.

    • @gorkkh
      @gorkkh Před 3 lety +4

      Especially with Gandhi in the game.

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 Před 3 lety +3

      Well in terms of actual society and economics if everyone stops playing the whole machine grinds to a halt. Then your overlords have 2 choices, capitulate to your requests, or convince their hired goons from various branches to force the populaces back to work.

    • @llatew7126
      @llatew7126 Před 3 lety +1

      Is this an xkcd reference I spot?

  • @colinfinkel7587
    @colinfinkel7587 Před 3 lety +32

    Literally all of the AI: I spent the remainder of my life searching for the fire nation's greatest threat, the last airbender . . .

  • @infragrayscale
    @infragrayscale Před 3 lety +84

    He tries to make it seem like it is so easy, but he knows sooooo much about how the AI will vote on literally everything. That's no easy task to learn all that.

    • @drewramey5095
      @drewramey5095 Před 3 lety +6

      Not that hard, AI is pretty dumb in voting. Could learn it in like 2 games.

    • @kierkegaardrulez
      @kierkegaardrulez Před 3 lety +19

      He probably reloaded after finding out what they voted for.

    • @goryanadazaghal1206
      @goryanadazaghal1206 Před 3 lety +10

      @@kierkegaardrulez no it's quite Easy to figure it out the Ai will always vote for Science or Gold

    • @beauthestdane
      @beauthestdane Před 3 lety +7

      @@goryanadazaghal1206 No, the AI won't, I just played this and the AI most definitely did not vote that way. Voted Production more than Gold.

  • @mate8599
    @mate8599 Před 3 lety +1233

    "We managed to convince the world that we, a civilization that has never settled a city, who never grew a population, should lead the world"
    Spiff has created the illuminati in civ 6

    • @rjwhaley7382
      @rjwhaley7382 Před 3 lety +116

      Illumanti is just three buff dudes and a donkey who would have known

    • @Ritualist89
      @Ritualist89 Před 3 lety +60

      Illumaoriati

    • @weterinar13
      @weterinar13 Před 3 lety +17

      @@rjwhaley7382 with a bunch of gold made from nothing to give away

    • @umbradens6129
      @umbradens6129 Před 3 lety +2

      ha that's what I thought too

    • @Nukepositive
      @Nukepositive Před 3 lety +23

      He is basically the shadow government of several city-states.

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu Před 3 lety +269

    That time Spiffing Brit breaks the game by just sailing around and HELPING EVERYONE THE BEST HE CAN.
    ...Is this some new colonisation strategy?

    • @nova5303
      @nova5303 Před 3 lety +38

      Unironically yeah, kind of. It's not all that uncommon for 1st world countries to offer "aid" as an excuse to establish themselves as an essential element of the aid recipients economy

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs Před 3 lety +4

      It worked for Sun Wukong and the other lesser not as noteworthy companions in The Journey West

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs Před 3 lety +3

      @Viktor Magnusson A Water Dragon pretending to be a Horse is kind of like a boat... if you squint a little bit while drunk

    • @humonculeverotostre6804
      @humonculeverotostre6804 Před 3 lety +2

      That's called neo-colonialism and it's a bitch.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs Před 3 lety

      @Viktor Magnusson Have you gotten a glimpse at how Reanu Keeves has been looking lately? He is getting kind of Immortal Monkey God King looking... and he is at least half as immortal as Sun Wukong these days
      That is the connection... as per why I would be talking about Reanu Keeves in a Civilisation game... well, some questions you don't want answers for

  • @MrCendrb
    @MrCendrb Před 2 lety +35

    You've convinced me to buy Civ VI. And I got it for 7 euros. Feels in spirit of the channel :D

    • @moonverine
      @moonverine Před 2 lety +18

      You'd also need to sell it back to Firaxis for 14 to make it a Real Kupe Tactic.

    • @paradoxequinox4104
      @paradoxequinox4104 Před rokem +6

      @@moonverine
      And then convince them to eventually hire you as the CEO of the company.

  • @MiroMaitland-Thoresen
    @MiroMaitland-Thoresen Před 8 měsíci +5

    i love it when NZ is put in games or referenced in popular media because most people couldn't point and say "hey look, its that tiny set of islands thats infested with sheep!". I find things like this really gratifying.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods Před 3 lety +658

    "Meaning our settler is nice and safe"
    Lands the settler.

    • @cr4zyj4ck
      @cr4zyj4ck Před 3 lety +96

      After a certain tech level the barbarians begin to spawn in boats. Taking Suzerainity of Jerusalem let him sit inside a friendly cities territory and never worry about being killed by barbarians, since barbarians encampments can only spawn in land tiles not currently in visual range of any player. There were 3 city states on that tiny island meaning no barbarians would ever spawn there, and since he has no cities to conquer, the AI won't ever declare war on him and levy those city states to kill him, and city states never declare war unless their Suzerain declares war.

    • @FolgoreCZ
      @FolgoreCZ Před 3 lety +21

      @@cr4zyj4ck I'm pretty sure Force2Reckon ment the time he landed the settler while exploring to take the goodiehut.

    • @Force2reckonVods
      @Force2reckonVods Před 3 lety +8

      @@FolgoreCZ This, I have almost 800 hours in Civ 6 and almost twice that in Civ 5, I can't even count the hours I've put into Civ 4 and earlier titles when I was young. Trust me I know my Civ :P

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +2

      @@cr4zyj4ck There is a chance for a barbarian camp to spawn within visual range. It's happened for me, but not commonly.

    • @Sun_Tzu1
      @Sun_Tzu1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@samsonguy10k nope

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic Před 3 lety +409

    The world: let's find an exoplanet!
    Some guy in a boat: aww yis

  • @jellojoe00
    @jellojoe00 Před 2 lety +37

    I can't imagine how many months people put into this game to figure it out. It takes me days to play 1 game and lose

  • @karlmanchur9906
    @karlmanchur9906 Před 3 lety +23

    And the best part of the early victory with diplomacy is that you prevented the other Civs into destroying the world triggering cataclysmic disasters! This guy has the smallest carbon footprint out of every player here, no wonder he won the game!

  • @gungir2295
    @gungir2295 Před 3 lety +3589

    The game is so balanced that even the slightly niche "No City Strategy" wasn't overlooked by the devs!

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 Před 3 lety +66

      I'm pretty sure this is not a deliberate design by the devs lol.

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 Před 3 lety +126

      @Pedro Albino No they didn't, this is a straight up exploit, it completely breaks the game, you don't even need to play the game to win, I can guarantee you this will be patched.

    • @remiblaise
      @remiblaise Před 3 lety +181

      @@jabloko992 Probably not as it doesn't work against players

    • @typig5650
      @typig5650 Před 3 lety +80

      @@jabloko992 This has existed since at least civ 5. I remember playing a germany no city game.

    • @macesboy
      @macesboy Před 3 lety +156

      @@jabloko992 I wouldn't say it breaks the game, as this win would be excruciatingly hard to achieve if he didn't have the game settings on apocalypse mode, not to mention it was a much easier game to abuse on pangea as well. As far as in-game though, yeah it fucking abuses the mechanics lmao. That open borders shit killed me, that was literally broke.

  • @valtadir4368
    @valtadir4368 Před 3 lety +350

    Just imagine that this actually happened in history, that there was a group of people roaming around helping all other societies in their time of need, instead of assaulting them and conquering them. Little by little they build frienships and conections, selling the best sea trained horses, until they become the most influetial and respected civilization in the whole world, cited in texts all over as the great saviors, being revered as gods of mercy, prosperity and "sea-horses", from the minoans to the sumerias, shaping history, creating the world one step at a time by horse dealing.

    • @aguimathi
      @aguimathi Před 3 lety +36

      It's almost the history of Switzerland. We never had lot of resources and we don't have many cities, but we managed to buy the world and are the n01 diplomatic city in the world tanks to our gold

    • @noxtrin1878
      @noxtrin1878 Před 3 lety +12

      Mathias yeah and those “sea-horses” is Mercenaries

    • @carsonm7292
      @carsonm7292 Před 3 lety +32

      @@aguimathi Switzerland is exactly what I was thinking of watching this video. Their main global exports are managing other peoples' money and hosting other peoples' diplomats.

    • @WWLinkMasterX
      @WWLinkMasterX Před 3 lety +15

      Just imagine that this actually happened in history, that there was a group of people roaming around living in other societies and selling them stuff, instead of assaulting them and conquering them. Little by little they build friendships and connections, selling the best jewelry, until they become the most influential tribe in the whole world, cited in texts all over, being revered as masters of trade, diplomacy and "art", from the middle east to the Americas, shaping history, creating the world one step at a time by gold dealing.

    • @inseerlink3511
      @inseerlink3511 Před 3 lety +2

      They way you said it makes me feel like it actually happened.

  • @sethkunert6234
    @sethkunert6234 Před 2 lety +42

    They should add nomad civilizations. It could be in the pre game settings

  • @sumez4369
    @sumez4369 Před 2 lety +34

    Player wins Civ game by learning the workings of all the mecanics, analyzing the AI and observing his opponents, and uses his knowledge to make informed decisions and tactical choices to win the game.
    "The game is brooooookeeeeeeeeen"

    • @moonverine
      @moonverine Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah, I'd wager the devs love people being this imaginative with the gameplay.

  • @Ramona122003
    @Ramona122003 Před 3 lety +422

    Diplomatic Victory is so cheese. I was going for a Science Victory with Korea and got a Diplomatic Victory because France settled a city too far for them and kept losing control of it. So with my superior technology, I kept liberating the city and giving it back to them along with giving aide. Got me a Diplomatic Victory two turns before my Science Victory on Turn 330.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Před 3 lety +102

      "F* it, I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
      "Wait, stop, we want you to be our king"
      "Eeeeeeehhhh?"

    • @Alexandar358
      @Alexandar358 Před 3 lety +99

      So you won a Diplomatic Victory, by repeatedly giving France back a city that wanted nothing to do with them, over and over again???
      That's how Diplomacy Works

    • @Vexy93
      @Vexy93 Před 2 lety +13

      I remember my first game on Civ was on Civ 5, as someone who loves science and technology, I was trying to win with the Science Victory. Yet, Science gave me so much power that I had to stop myself from destroying everyone else, and I did yet eventually got the cultural victory

    • @Three4OneDP
      @Three4OneDP Před 2 lety +3

      @@Alexandar358 *looks at Hong Kong*

  • @xCoNa14
    @xCoNa14 Před 3 lety +377

    Winning a diplomatic victory with gold, i see you've taken inspiration from real life

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Před rokem +1

      I mean when you consider the fact that Qatar was able to host the world cub despite their… controversial labor laws (aka slave labor).

  • @hallway_revenant7919
    @hallway_revenant7919 Před rokem +10

    I remember my first civ play through I accidentally got a diplomatic victory before 1300 bc simply because I was acting as a pushover and cementing good alliances with all of the other leaders.

  • @andrewdodd3408
    @andrewdodd3408 Před 2 lety +14

    I know this video is over a year old but I've only very recently started playing Civ 6, I saw this video and thought I would give this a try under it's new restrictions with Kupe because they have changed drastically, unfortunately I fell just 2 points short of winning because I ran out of turns 500/500, but I know that it's a really fun challenge and a Diplomatic No Settlement victory is still well within grasp.

  • @PizzaRatJC
    @PizzaRatJC Před 3 lety +252

    "Those wayer dudes are uncultured and haven't discovered the wheel, but they are really nice people"

    • @jxslayz6663
      @jxslayz6663 Před 3 lety +17

      ...nice people, they should rule the world. lol

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Před 3 lety +25

      To be fair I can imagine that to have diplomatic holding they lied about having a kingdom but they keeping it secret with excuses like "it's holy/sacred" so no foreigner can know the location. They became the Atlantis of that world

    • @PizzaRatJC
      @PizzaRatJC Před 3 lety +33

      @@kos2919 3 dudes in a boat show up with a donkey "aye fam wanna come over? Our capital is like, the size of your entire country"
      World leader: sure, why not?
      Boat dudes: well sucks for you, because you can't. Our capital.. goes to a different school.. she's from canada.. you can't meet her. But she exists. Trust us.

    • @Indy509
      @Indy509 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kos2919 kinda like wakanda?

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Indy509 But Wakanda actually have land and when neighbouring countries were in trouble like war and colonized they never help. Wakanda is like Japan's isolationism wet dream.

  • @LairdWackyla
    @LairdWackyla Před 3 lety +225

    "Sea Nomads bring about world peace."
    *start building huts*
    "nuclear war threatened."

  • @ricks8127
    @ricks8127 Před 3 lety +15

    He won because the world realized his two dudes and their donkey were immortals. "How can we contest such power?"

  • @hydrodudes5135
    @hydrodudes5135 Před 3 lety +15

    I’ve been eyeing this game for two months now. I fell in love with the franchise after playing civ revolution. I can’t afford it thanks to being jobless, but watching these videos holds me over. Thnx🙏🏿

  • @IgKravenchenko
    @IgKravenchenko Před 3 lety +625

    Next video: "Civ 6: Winning without leaving the main menu"

    • @basicallyarobloxian4533
      @basicallyarobloxian4533 Před 3 lety +34

      The video after that: "Civ 6: Winning without downloading the game"

    • @famouscryp4130
      @famouscryp4130 Před 3 lety +25

      Well technically you've won by not even playing it. You've won in real life.

    • @KerbalHub
      @KerbalHub Před 3 lety +5

      *sperm wins civ 6*

    • @thecheesen
      @thecheesen Před 2 lety +7

      The video after after that: "Civ 6: Winnig without buying an computer"

    • @TechSupport900
      @TechSupport900 Před 2 lety +3

      @@thecheesen play on switch or console

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 Před 3 lety +264

    Anthony Hopkins "Kupe isn't a place. It never was."

  • @basselwehbe8412
    @basselwehbe8412 Před 3 lety +16

    7:39 australia hungary confirmed

  • @lordstumpy2945
    @lordstumpy2945 Před 3 lety +12

    *Being invited to the Maori empire for liking the video*
    Me, a Maori: I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you.

  • @salinevaleni7180
    @salinevaleni7180 Před 3 lety +355

    Imagine pulling this off in a multiplayer game then an hour or two in someone realizing you don't even have a city down.

    • @googiegress7459
      @googiegress7459 Před 3 lety +95

      Pretty sure they would just load a few military units into boats and come kill your settler.

    • @locococo8961
      @locococo8961 Před 3 lety +82

      No, this wouldn't work. It only works with ai, on multiplayer, people are actually smart, and they would make sure he doesn't win a Diplo victory, also, there is a pretty large chance they would have won at that point, because most games take less than 250 turns to win.

    • @thatdude3466
      @thatdude3466 Před 3 lety +22

      Would be fun to see a crusade between players who defend the sole settler trying to unite the entire world and the heathens who attempt to kill it before he reachs a diplomatic victory.

    • @some_meme6707
      @some_meme6707 Před 3 lety +7

      I wish players were dumb enough for this to work.

    • @Khajmer
      @Khajmer Před 3 lety +8

      Aside from being easy to kill the strat also relies heavily on the AI just handing you gold and being incredibly predictable in WC.

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 Před 3 lety +218

    Everyone in the comments: “haha just 3 dudes and a donkey”. The 4 Warriors standing with them so they don’t get attacked: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Před 3 lety +10

    Kupe no city challenge, also known as "The Invincible, Terrific, Tribal Yes-man."

  • @derpco.69420
    @derpco.69420 Před 2 lety +7

    Imagine just seeing some guys on some primitive boats well chilling in your apartment roll on bye after a natural disaster and give you 10 million dollars and then leave

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes Před 3 lety +116

    Nah, you don’t own land tiles, you just own *THE ENTIRE OCEAN*

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX Před 3 lety +170

    (38:30) Funny how you ended the game with more military power score than Australia.
    I can understand how you ended the game with the 2nd most Gold and wasn't last in Diplomatic Favour - but Australia apparently is just so unprepared for conflict in that reality that three men with sharp sticks and a donkey are considered more powerful than their entire civilisation.

    • @bernardonegri5416
      @bernardonegri5416 Před 3 lety +32

      Spiff probably made Australia bankrupt and with no money to sustain an army.

    • @elwayfan01
      @elwayfan01 Před 3 lety +43

      They lost their military in The Great Emu War.

    • @AntonSuprun
      @AntonSuprun Před 3 lety +1

      Australia was a prison colony. And prisoners can't have weapons you know.

    • @mizuiwai1837
      @mizuiwai1837 Před 2 lety

      To be fair have you seen a donkey in combat? They are formidable when they want to be...

  • @coolink1342
    @coolink1342 Před 3 lety +10

    I’ve never been so relaxed and consumed in a gaming video. This wasn’t just entertainment, this was an experience.

  • @vyldim3401
    @vyldim3401 Před rokem +7

    Spiff: taking Cupe is going to make taking a diplomatic victory easy
    Also Spiff a few seconds later: So guess how we will win.