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  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 Před 4 lety +578

    8:56
    “My cousin’s cat ate a wasp and I cannot breathe”
    Neither can the cat

  • @dolulare
    @dolulare Před 4 lety +450

    0:40
    *Dr Disrespect is stalking his pray*

  • @alextheumbreon1363
    @alextheumbreon1363 Před 3 lety +41

    3:12
    DOS is an actual real sequel to UNO and can be bought, at least, online.

  • @jacobbeaudry873
    @jacobbeaudry873 Před 4 lety +896

    0:40 are we gonna ignore the fact that Dr. Disrespect is just chilling in the back

  • @theycallmefitty6923
    @theycallmefitty6923 Před 4 lety +344

    10:29 don’t you hate it when your post man has 6 fingers

    • @sopanut100
      @sopanut100 Před 4 lety +6

      Person Man dude NO WHYY

    • @aesirofgames
      @aesirofgames Před 4 lety +9

      I thought something was off

    • @rarusei4250
      @rarusei4250 Před 4 lety +3

      its possible to have six fingers, dont ask me how because i dont have the time to explain

    • @raevenslmaochannel8689
      @raevenslmaochannel8689 Před 4 lety +4

      Person Man dude wait for the dick

    • @javarafi6
      @javarafi6 Před 4 lety +4

      Person Man dude no I don’t.
      *mine has 15*

  • @jabudecapricornio8750
    @jabudecapricornio8750 Před 4 lety +1401

    "We are blessed and cursed, Just like it says in the book" - Big Smoke

    • @leviathanman7253
      @leviathanman7253 Před 4 lety +5

      Ooooo CJ my dog

    • @anthonynocitaa
      @anthonynocitaa Před 4 lety +4

      YOURE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ. (Im guessing these are the subtitles and i hope this the right game. I never played...)

    • @he_buck1929
      @he_buck1929 Před 4 lety +1

      Fuck big smoke 🖕🏼🖕🏼

    • @anthonynocitaa
      @anthonynocitaa Před 4 lety +11

      He_Buck Fuck you 🖕🖕

    • @cl1372
      @cl1372 Před 4 lety +1

      r/blursedcomments

  • @circumplex9552
    @circumplex9552 Před 4 lety +356

    9:56 me, a nerd, knowing that's an icosahedron: *heavy breathing*

  • @Gh05lyshade
    @Gh05lyshade Před 4 lety +159

    10:27 Are we just going to ignore that the postman has 6 fingers on one hand and 7 on the other?

  • @somethingcoolidk
    @somethingcoolidk Před 4 lety +665

    It took me awhile to realize I wasn’t watching emkay

    • @Spartan-ek8ih
      @Spartan-ek8ih Před 4 lety +16

      Microwave Like it better though because he aint laughing every 4.3 seconds personally

    • @Enixon869
      @Enixon869 Před 4 lety +26

      not going to lie, if I didn't read this comment I'd STILL think I was watching an emkay video

    • @himquee
      @himquee Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah , Me Too

    • @munitionschoice4662
      @munitionschoice4662 Před 4 lety +3

      Same

    • @aprobli5191
      @aprobli5191 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Enixon869 same

  • @frazking7002
    @frazking7002 Před 4 lety +139

    6:52 gonna save that for later thanks Jesus for adding this to one of my sins

  • @joshrandell8397
    @joshrandell8397 Před 4 lety +35

    9:56 AnOtHeR hAnD tOuChEs ThE BeAcOn!!!!

  • @catboywinterlyons6554
    @catboywinterlyons6554 Před 4 lety +102

    0:41 who else saw Dr. Disrespect before reading this comment?

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 Před 4 lety +72

    10:00
    To whoever posted that: That is an icosahedron you gyroelongated grapefruit.

    • @carsonmorris127
      @carsonmorris127 Před 4 lety +2

      Luigicat11
      THANK YOU. Jesus Christ can nobody tell the difference. Michael Stevens would be ashamed

    • @blueberrypawsome
      @blueberrypawsome Před 4 lety +5

      I’m using that now ‘you gyroelongated grapefruit’

    • @its4aron19
      @its4aron19 Před 4 lety +2

      I would just call it dnd dice

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 Před 4 lety +1

      @@its4aron19
      But the actual Dodecahedron is also used in DnD. It's the D12.

    • @its4aron19
      @its4aron19 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Luigicat11 yes I know I'm actually trynna get into dnd and I forgot what dice it very observant of you to point that out👍

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 Před 4 lety +798

    The *_ohh ohnoo_* is identical to Damien godheck

    • @ltfreeborn
      @ltfreeborn Před 4 lety +2

      pretty sure you mean godhack

    • @user-dt4sr8yl2r
      @user-dt4sr8yl2r Před 4 lety +1

      @@ltfreeborn no, he meant godheck

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 4 lety

      LT FreeBorn how dare you call our Sacred Lord in Heaven a hack

    • @reaperwick5860
      @reaperwick5860 Před 4 lety +1

      You guys know they know each other, right?

    • @Angel-vm9yy
      @Angel-vm9yy Před 4 lety +2

      I thought you were referencing to Joseph Joestar!

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock Před 4 lety +5

    6:32
    This is a real tip, jokes aside, and you should do it in case of an emergency. In my house, we got a few gallon jugs we fill with water every time a hurricane comes. You also wanna fill up the bathtub with water and put a bucket next to it. When water goes out, toilets stop working, so if you use the bath water and dump it in the toilet it makes it flush even if you dont have running water.

  • @UselessBunny
    @UselessBunny Před 4 lety +6

    7:03 "Task failed successfully"

  • @spaztastic95
    @spaztastic95 Před 4 lety +388

    DOS is an actual game, my friend owns it. I think it's actually made by the same company that makes UNO.

    • @andiniwirawan
      @andiniwirawan Před 4 lety +18

      It is made as a sequel

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r Před 4 lety +19

      The second best selling card game: *DOS*

    • @Infinijam
      @Infinijam Před 4 lety +16

      I saw it in a Target and wasn't sure whether to be happy or sad

    • @RykSch
      @RykSch Před 4 lety

      Duh

    • @flooferjay3245
      @flooferjay3245 Před 4 lety +3

      Boi it's uno 2

  • @acrossley
    @acrossley Před 4 lety +58

    Literally everyone: "play-tow"
    EZPZ: "plateau"

  • @blueberrypawsome
    @blueberrypawsome Před 4 lety +106

    The frog thing is adorable, everyone loves those slimy bois

  • @misterreza3900
    @misterreza3900 Před 4 lety +25

    2:38 that is actually pretty good

  • @snort_beef4734
    @snort_beef4734 Před 4 lety +177

    0:40 doctor disrespect is in the top left

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp Před 4 lety +49

    "Plain dodecahedron"? Nah, he just found that in a random chest and now he's forced to do Meridia's bidding... Why do you think he's 30,000 feet up in the air?

    • @blood-redeemeddragon
      @blood-redeemeddragon Před 4 lety +2

      I love how I immediately got the reference.
      (I've done that quest so many times...)

    • @nekochanstwinsister5063
      @nekochanstwinsister5063 Před 4 lety +1

      haha i literally did that quest like 10 minutes ago lmfao was replaying skyrim

    • @jackskatter.3888
      @jackskatter.3888 Před 4 lety +1

      A new champion has touched the bacon!

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant Před 4 lety

      I just started a new play through. First time that wasn't original vanilla Skyrim. With vampires and stuff.
      I just picked up that damn beacon today.

    • @SkeleBlade97
      @SkeleBlade97 Před 4 lety

      Does this me that he will glitch and fall 30,000 feet to his death? Or will he make the goddess angry and end up dead again?

  • @cam.dotcom
    @cam.dotcom Před 4 lety +20

    1:51 cause the dad's in heaven, he blessed this image

  • @socl1970
    @socl1970 Před 3 lety +10

    6:36 *kira theme intensifies*

  • @TheTISEOMan
    @TheTISEOMan Před 4 lety +143

    7:02
    Googled it. It's really depressing. He killed her, but he begged her to not kill herself though.

    • @PinkPixelProductions
      @PinkPixelProductions Před 3 lety +2

      There’s a video about it czcams.com/video/MACx4Thl6xo/video.html

    • @garrettr.7422
      @garrettr.7422 Před 3 lety +5

      @@PinkPixelProductions that's f##ked up man.

    • @PinkPixelProductions
      @PinkPixelProductions Před 3 lety +2

      Garrett R. Lol

    • @magpineapple
      @magpineapple Před 3 lety +3

      do not click the video link from the person claiming a video on it, its a diy circumsision

    • @esalvador4197
      @esalvador4197 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PinkPixelProductions WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F#*€

  • @ernestoguevara4261
    @ernestoguevara4261 Před 4 lety +36

    00:42 there’s literally dr disrespect staring at him in the mirror

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 Před 4 lety +7

    Cursed is when it causes pain, Blesses is when you feel warm and fuzzy inside and Blursed is when you know is wrong, but still laugh

  • @chosh3637
    @chosh3637 Před 3 lety +8

    0:40 what’s even more cursed is dr.disrespect is looking above the stall

  • @Ge-o.
    @Ge-o. Před 4 lety +16

    11:07 Colgator

  • @crustaceanking3293
    @crustaceanking3293 Před 4 lety +27

    10:01 i use hijack plane
    "roll to attack"
    20
    "you knock out the pilots and fly the plane into the World Trade Center. You die, taking a lot of people with you"

  • @cooperbeer1112
    @cooperbeer1112 Před 4 lety +14

    the guys in the "is fortnite actually over rated" are my friends and I'm not very proud to say it

  • @cy-bernet-ix
    @cy-bernet-ix Před 3 lety +2

    “i cant see how this is blessed”
    uncultured

  • @MonsieurGaslight
    @MonsieurGaslight Před 4 lety +26

    *Kayne dunking on the other team*
    The special needs teachers: ...

  • @VagueMemories
    @VagueMemories Před 4 lety +32

    *"Brian Griffin* and Peter Brian"

  • @Talia8pie
    @Talia8pie Před 4 lety +4

    0:13 what a small little froggo lad. He a proud boi

  • @maddieames1234
    @maddieames1234 Před 4 lety +15

    8:30 Why isn't worried over the fact that someone is eating a cat/cats?!

  • @pickledoge1355
    @pickledoge1355 Před 4 lety +2599

    Emkay ( daimien ) sent me

  • @gh0sti3_
    @gh0sti3_ Před 4 lety +6

    Spider be like: *Protect my eggs and i will spare you’re soul*

  • @theemonightmare6370
    @theemonightmare6370 Před 3 lety +3

    2:41 Thomas sanders fans: talyn loves that sound. Talyn: I’ll fight you.

  • @ethanding6136
    @ethanding6136 Před 4 lety +103

    really digging the lofi music
    THE LAUGHMAN HIMSELF SEND ME HERE AND I ALREADY LOVE YOU

  • @c3110ph4ne
    @c3110ph4ne Před 4 lety +18

    you don't remember that in the books because it was a deleted scene in Rodrick Rules the movie

  • @ocaraqueeobcecadoemunderta7408

    Me: * sees Astolfo pissing *
    Also me: *Ah yes, the forbidden Orange juice*

  • @alekd3545
    @alekd3545 Před 3 lety +4

    7:38
    This is literally the anime called Promised Neverland

  • @maricruzmartinez3210
    @maricruzmartinez3210 Před 4 lety +8

    That one kid who goes 8 steps at a time
    That other kid who floats over them

  • @ajlol6417
    @ajlol6417 Před 4 lety +141

    10:27 were just not gunna talk about how he has 6 fingers, ok

    • @kyleej3673
      @kyleej3673 Před 4 lety +6

      Why. Why did you have to point that out. I can’t stop looking at it now

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah when I watch it I was like : "Wait a minute.."

    • @Freekniggers
      @Freekniggers Před 4 lety +5

      It isnt really a finger ;]

    • @lyricalprawn6168
      @lyricalprawn6168 Před 4 lety +2

      I saw that too

    • @Anthonytozo
      @Anthonytozo Před 4 lety +1

      ajlol yes thats what i came down to the comments yo see if anyone was talking ab it

  • @zynixyt6031
    @zynixyt6031 Před 4 lety +2

    12:05 what a bop holy crap the music fits with the words so well

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 Před 4 lety +5

    6:52 Hold up, brb, gonna check if it's a real thing. Edit: yup, it is.

    • @fork4207
      @fork4207 Před 3 lety

      What’s it about, asking for a friend

  • @beenv.
    @beenv. Před 4 lety +27

    2:33 I was looking at this image and my mom asked if I was still hungry and i accidentally said “Im very hard”

  • @lunawolfe5185
    @lunawolfe5185 Před 4 lety +28

    0:44 the anime character they’re cosplaying dresses as a girl because the student council forces him too

    • @novemberjones84
      @novemberjones84 Před 4 lety +1

      What? What do you mean they force him to?

    • @sweetical2609
      @sweetical2609 Před 4 lety

      @@novemberjones84 i think its an anime

    • @Losfrijoles
      @Losfrijoles Před 4 lety

      @@novemberjones84 i think in the anime he's cosplaying for, the student council wants him to dress as a female

    • @ahar7068
      @ahar7068 Před 4 lety

      when you see dr.disrespect in the mirror, just staring into your soul, then you pause the video before you are stuck in an eternal staring contest. mood af

    • @erdnussbier4260
      @erdnussbier4260 Před 4 lety +1

      wait hold up. pretty sure that's supposed to be Astolfo, not Hime.
      I'm kinda gay aint I

  • @liamangliss7405
    @liamangliss7405 Před 4 lety +2

    Tarantula: Protects pet frog from predators
    Frog: Eats potentially harmful insects to prevent the death of tarantula's unborn children
    Me: *Consume*

  • @TheOnlyLandy
    @TheOnlyLandy Před 3 lety +4

    “I can’t see the cursed and the blessed in this”
    Me that’s the thing it’s blursed...

  • @onyxsquire6292
    @onyxsquire6292 Před 4 lety +43

    Plato is pronounced “Play Toe”

  • @sleepylionking1103
    @sleepylionking1103 Před 4 lety +34

    I don’t see how a guy dressing in a girl’s cosplay is cursed but whateved

    • @thebuddies1227
      @thebuddies1227 Před 4 lety +15

      Art-Dizzy-t doctor disrespect was in the background peeking his head over the stall, you could see him in da mirror

    • @ShitskaterNoah
      @ShitskaterNoah Před 4 lety +3

      Top left is what's cursed

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 Před 4 lety +14

      Oh you think he’s cosplaying a girl? Boy do I have news for you...

    • @joshuataylor7151
      @joshuataylor7151 Před 4 lety +1

      @@theguythatasked6400 a man of culture has been spotted

    • @jamesholden5587
      @jamesholden5587 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah...totally a girl cosplay😅😅😅😅

  • @cthulhuworship1969
    @cthulhuworship1969 Před 3 lety +4

    At 10:28 can we all appreciate how the postman has 6 fingers

  • @321Jarn
    @321Jarn Před 4 lety +2

    0:40 YEAH THAT IS PRIVACY BUT HE WATCHES IT

  • @Loooooma
    @Loooooma Před 4 lety +22

    6:10
    Hey wait a second

  • @trentf8607
    @trentf8607 Před 4 lety +4

    Ooh I love that you declare each post as either more blessed or more cursed!!! Please keep doing that if you do this subreddit again :)

  • @kycadajones708
    @kycadajones708 Před 3 lety

    Me, frantically rocking back and forth with my straight jacket on in a white padded room: "Why does the mail man have 6 fingers why does the mail man have 6 fingers why does the mail man have 6 fingers why does the ma-"

  • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243

    I didn't know that frogs were S tier spider support class...

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 Před 4 lety +4

    0:40 So, a guy is peering over a stall to stare at a trap... ok then...

  • @sniperfadezgaming3441
    @sniperfadezgaming3441 Před 4 lety +18

    Why is Dr disrespect in the back of the photo when the he/she is having a wee at 41 seconds 😂

  • @ellyyes3259
    @ellyyes3259 Před 4 lety +1

    When your scared of spiders so you cover your screen

  • @gamingassassinyt6991
    @gamingassassinyt6991 Před 4 lety +5

    0:41 so are we all just going to ignore doctor disrespect in the background

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster Před 4 lety +29

    I'm 5'11" and have pretty long legs so i always go two steps at a time. I'm very powerful

    • @bigbobs9977
      @bigbobs9977 Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @kade9012
      @kade9012 Před 4 lety

      im 5’4 and some fucking how do 2 steps without splitting in half

    • @Jopulis
      @Jopulis Před 4 lety

      Im 5'3 and I sometimes go three stairs at a time, always atleast two.

    • @kade9012
      @kade9012 Před 4 lety

      Jopulis ok ur a god

    • @sirbeanlord6183
      @sirbeanlord6183 Před 4 lety

      4 step gang

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Před 4 lety +5

    0:40
    What's up doc

  • @kindersarg69
    @kindersarg69 Před 3 lety +4

    10:30
    Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the postman has 6 fingers? No? ok.

  • @jodiemerson5849
    @jodiemerson5849 Před 4 lety +5

    "My cousin's cat ate a wasp and I cannot breathe"
    Neither can the cat

  • @sw3qty381
    @sw3qty381 Před 4 lety +12

    10:00 ITS A ICOSAHEDRON!!!

  • @lfestevao
    @lfestevao Před 4 lety +3

    Blursed became where you throw things when you can't see the thin line between blessed and cursed instead of a Yin-yang of both

  • @micklythepickle
    @micklythepickle Před 4 lety +1

    I spilled milk on my computer while watching this

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 Před 4 lety +2

    3:35 I live in Oklahoma and I can confirm it costs about that much.
    Problem being hardly any of us can afford it

  • @DasMammutt
    @DasMammutt Před 4 lety +8

    William Osman did it with the rise crispy thing on his Channel

  • @luahmed9277
    @luahmed9277 Před 4 lety +4

    Imagine a tarantula saying to its kids *ya see kiddies this is your uncle hoppity now we don’t eat him cause he protected you as eggs*

  • @GizmoFrom-sr2po
    @GizmoFrom-sr2po Před 3 lety

    its less blursed images and more him sorting out cursed and blessed pics

  • @seanwalsh5784
    @seanwalsh5784 Před 3 lety +2

    10:38 everybody gangsta until the postman has six fingers

  • @thegreatkingdedede7391
    @thegreatkingdedede7391 Před 4 lety +19

    6:35 *Kira theme plays*

  • @Kirbosmith
    @Kirbosmith Před 4 lety +3

    6:52 DON'T SEARCH WHAT THAT IS UP I PROMISE YOU
    I HAVE SEEN SOME THINGS THAT I WOULD RATHER FORGET

  • @poah2401
    @poah2401 Před 4 lety +5

    0:40 does anyone see dr disrespect in the mirror😂

  • @boba4540
    @boba4540 Před 4 lety

    If you’re wondering who made the bee comic, it’s Shen on WEBTOON. He runs a comic called BlueChair and used to work on one called Live With Yourself, which control of has been handed over to someone else.

  • @diamondblock2212
    @diamondblock2212 Před 4 lety +6

    8:40 oh no he didn’t get it it’s suppose to be the Haus of Heinz... a play on words from Six the Musical next door

  • @candy9798
    @candy9798 Před 4 lety +6

    "Did you like what you saw?"
    Yesn't

  • @gun9780
    @gun9780 Před 4 lety +3

    7:04 That’s a whole ass anime plot

  • @atlaspoooog3615
    @atlaspoooog3615 Před 3 lety

    That goofy impression was spot on

  • @holyspirit6713
    @holyspirit6713 Před 4 lety +6

    Chris evans:
    *i DoN’t WiKe It*

  • @abdullaalshamsi8154
    @abdullaalshamsi8154 Před 4 lety +4

    0:43 it's blessed because doc is in the picture

  • @theurs5322
    @theurs5322 Před 3 lety +2

    0:05 "Its behind me isnt it? 😐"

  • @O-5Council
    @O-5Council Před 4 lety +1

    Blursed is for those images thst aren't quite blessed or cursed enough to not fit in either blessed- or cursed images.

  • @THE_JACOB
    @THE_JACOB Před 4 lety +4

    10:00 that is not a dodecahedron, that is an icosohedron.

  • @pancakeperson8905
    @pancakeperson8905 Před 4 lety +21

    I read that name as "EZZ PEZZ" every time.

  • @tatumroberts7804
    @tatumroberts7804 Před 4 lety +8

    I just remembered something
    One time we went to an antique store and I saw a tiny toaster Christmas ornament (I don’t know) and I told my sister “Look! A mini bathbomb” .

  • @BigBruteC
    @BigBruteC Před 3 lety +2

    0:40 We gonna ignore the fact that Dr. Disrespect is just peaking over the stall

  • @thomashongshagen4912
    @thomashongshagen4912 Před 4 lety +5

    I think the blessed part of the third post is Dr. Disrespect just chilling in the back of the mirror.

  • @bobbymckeel1034
    @bobbymckeel1034 Před 4 lety +3

    Goofy taught me that if they’re crying that doesn’t mean to stop

  • @AdamArBast99
    @AdamArBast99 Před 3 lety +1

    1:40 I think I've been there. I think it's Kalmar Castle, a medieval swedish Castle, and home to swedish king Gustav Vasa, who ruled around the 16th century. (1500s)

  • @springtriggeraughenbaugh5359

    The spider one reminds me of how coyotes have been seen hunting together. When the animal/prey goes down a hole the badger will run down to get it. And the coyote will wait for it to come up and bite it’s neck/jugular and hold it until it suffocates.

  • @darkbomb4162
    @darkbomb4162 Před 4 lety +13

    0:42 look in the mirror

  • @vicegaming1252
    @vicegaming1252 Před 4 lety +3

    At 1:34 you didn't even realize that the postman had 6 fingers

  • @-juicy_boi-
    @-juicy_boi- Před 3 lety

    That cocktail image made me go
    **Pepsi screeching**

  • @seththewe1rdo
    @seththewe1rdo Před 4 lety +1

    4:30 This is normal for me, my dad is a marathon runner and he has stuff like this on his arms and thighs, just his lower legs are tanned

  • @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
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    Hey Zach. My name's Zach.