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  • čas přidán 27. 09. 2022
  • Category 4 Hurricane Ian hits Florida, Lizzo plays James Madison’s 200-year-old crystal flute, President Biden accidentally shouts out a dead congresswoman, an Indiana teen is the only student in the world to get a perfect score on the AP Calculus exam, an American Airlines flight gets interrupted by weird sounds, and McDonald’s now offers Happy Meals to adults. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @RoseyRosies
    @RoseyRosies Před rokem +864

    The Biden thing actually made me sad. He forgot. It happens to me too 😞. I was so used to bumping into people on the street that I would see someone that looked like them and get ready to say hi and suddenly remember that they're gone. When people die suddenly we sometimes forget. It took years for me to stop forgetting because to me they were supposed to be here now and then not being here made no sense. The fact that he called out for her and looked for her in the audience means for a moment to him she was alive, and then she died again. Those moments are painful. I won't hold it against him.

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 Před rokem +127

      Can you imagine how many people he meets daily as president that he has to try and remember. Also, he must hear about tragedy daily. I'm lucky if I remember what happened yesterday.

    • @tabularasa
      @tabularasa Před rokem +159

      This is such a compassionate comment. You're right. I won't hold it against him either

    • @maddogriley
      @maddogriley Před rokem +23

      Agree.

    • @chamonix2602
      @chamonix2602 Před rokem +40

      I remember being on a bus and seeing a 4-year-old I knew(since he was a baby). He was saying bye bye to everyone and I wanted to say bye, Lucas! but I forgot his name. He was killed that night.

    • @edithh9478
      @edithh9478 Před rokem +16

      I’m so sorry for your loss! I hope you can get the support you need. You are not alone. You are enough.🙏🏾♥️

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 Před rokem +1540

    As someone in florida currently being pummeled by Ian, I do appreciate someone who can simultaneously wish us well and make fun of us

    • @Sebastien_21
      @Sebastien_21 Před rokem +45

      Stay safe 🙏🏿

    • @elenam9435
      @elenam9435 Před rokem +34

      Same here. Ian is no joke. We don't need another storm for the rest of the season.

    • @zycadez3609
      @zycadez3609 Před rokem +31

      @@elenam9435 stay safe guys! And remember, we also dont need a president who nukes hurricanes

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +9

      Please, please stay safe!

    • @kavaskous
      @kavaskous Před rokem +11

      As someone in Jacksonville I wish you well. Waiting to see how much damage my house sustains. More worried I'll lose internet and/or power.

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 Před rokem +572

    Roy has a point: stuff in Brazil got SO bad during the pandemic that drug cartels started enforcing lockdowns.

    • @jimmystewart1974
      @jimmystewart1974 Před rokem +18

      haha you watched last week's episode of Last Week Tonight lol.

    • @alkasah4softs129
      @alkasah4softs129 Před rokem +5

      @@jimmystewart1974 hahaha yes

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 Před rokem +1

      I remember that

    • @TheGeoDaddy
      @TheGeoDaddy Před rokem

      As to be expected of the Race Baiting Soviet Democrat Party - FEMA should issue funding PRIMARILY based on “race” with preferences given to ‘black’ people over ‘white’ people… the follow up should have been “What if they speak Spanish?” or “Spanish and Black?” or “Chinese?” or “South African and Black?”
      czcams.com/video/DbRkK0mPQ4A/video.html

  • @fazmohamed5096
    @fazmohamed5096 Před rokem +398

    I always like that last segment of traffic with Roy, Man is hilarious lol

    • @robert8370
      @robert8370 Před rokem +8

      Yes he's great.

    • @dawnjohnson8739
      @dawnjohnson8739 Před rokem +4

      agreed

    • @jeicee984
      @jeicee984 Před rokem +4

      I love Roy Wood Jr and I think he might leave daily show soon to further his career. He’s really funny during his segment.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX Před rokem

      @toty m easy spam report

    • @TheGeoDaddy
      @TheGeoDaddy Před rokem

      As to be expected of the Race Baiting Soviet Democrat Party - FEMA should issue funding PRIMARILY based on “race” with preferences given to ‘black’ people over ‘white’ people… the follow up should have been “What if they speak Spanish?” or “Spanish and Black?” or “Chinese?” or “South African and Black?”
      czcams.com/video/DbRkK0mPQ4A/video.html

  • @stampman2008
    @stampman2008 Před rokem +70

    I'm a HQ Commander in the Army as a Captain, I have a ton of Soldiers in my formation, I have mixed up guys, once told the wrong guy their grandmother passed away on deployment, so many personal gaffes, I can't imagine the stress he is under. I honestly laughed so hard at that clip bc I have been there. At least he remembered someone who made a big difference, sad she passed, but not an age thing at all

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před rokem

      Now imagine what it is like when a BN CDR or BDE CDR mixes up guys. It has more weight doesnt it?😂
      The president is not right.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX Před rokem

      @@MajorHenryL. ?

    • @TheGeoDaddy
      @TheGeoDaddy Před rokem

      As to be expected of the Race Baiting Soviet Democrat Party - FEMA should issue funding PRIMARILY based on “race” with preferences given to ‘black’ people over ‘white’ people… the follow up should have been “What if they speak Spanish?” or “Spanish and Black?” or “Chinese?” or “South African and Black?”
      czcams.com/video/DbRkK0mPQ4A/video.html

    • @grayrecluse7496
      @grayrecluse7496 Před rokem

      You must be in the rainbow military!

  • @lenkacfk7155
    @lenkacfk7155 Před rokem +321

    Why shouldn't people name their personal disasters? My friend actually called her breast cancer tumor "Putin", just so she'd enjoy poisoning him during chemo, and watch him shrink and shrivel.

  • @jinkenz6459
    @jinkenz6459 Před rokem +152

    Trevor's and Roy's banter is the best...

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX Před rokem

      ​@Hai Voai easy spam report

  • @mattwhaley1865
    @mattwhaley1865 Před rokem +179

    The airline noise issues sounds like it was left in the bathroom and someone is hella constipated

    • @ccrose1
      @ccrose1 Před rokem +6

      😂

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před rokem +22

      Or perhaps suffering from motion sickness. That’s low key kinda how I sounded the one time I ever got sea sick on a super choppy boat trip.

    • @squee599
      @squee599 Před rokem +48

      The pilot was clearly getting a blowie and left the PA on by accident.

    • @chuckgriffith4539
      @chuckgriffith4539 Před rokem

      Its Americans attempt to be hip like Southwest Airlines announcements..

    • @qa4057
      @qa4057 Před rokem +1

      @@squee599 LOL!

  • @charlenef7138
    @charlenef7138 Před rokem +25

    Roy IS an experience - a notoriously hilarious experience, He keeps me rolling LOL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MsUtuber2
    @MsUtuber2 Před rokem +88

    He doesn't throw paper towels at hurricane victims...

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem

      But he did call out for a dead woman. Cringe.

    • @MsUtuber2
      @MsUtuber2 Před rokem +7

      @@tioswift3676 yes. He goofed. He doesn't call out for fascists to "stand by." He doesn't steal state secrets. He supports states and countries during crises. He works tirelessly to improve the safety and economics for all Americans. He doesn't force his faith on an entire country. But he mistakenly named a deceased reporter he had worked with for 20 years.

    • @geoone9435
      @geoone9435 Před rokem +1

      @@MsUtuber2 Lay off MSNBC for a while Karen you are filled with their talking points... #FJB

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před rokem

      @@MsUtuber2 fascist? The real fascist are the libs sensor if speech, controlling the mainstream media, removing constitutional rights.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +1

      @@MsUtuber2 At least you admit it and not cover it up with “oh, he just forgot! He’s such a busy man”

  • @reilley26
    @reilley26 Před rokem +680

    I made a similar gaffe as Biden at a work meeting, confusing the names of a colleague in another department with one that had passed away. I was in my 20s, so not necessarily an age thing.

    • @qa4057
      @qa4057 Před rokem

      I'm sure being the POTUS includes remembering millions of names and people. Biden is only human, unlike trump who remembers the war of 1812 airports being shelled.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +1

      Uhhh...he forgot that she died months ago, yet he is supposed to meet her family for a naming of an institution IN HER NAME a few days from now? Just stop. This is clearly mental degradation, this isn’t just forgetting.

    • @kassistwisted
      @kassistwisted Před rokem +52

      It's definitely not an age thing. He read names off an auto-cue. The staff member who put the name of a dead woman on the auto-cue is to blame. Biden just read what was written.

    • @richmondvaper
      @richmondvaper Před rokem

      @Soul ByThePound and Trump attempted a coup, so Biden is still better low life.

    • @Reverend_Brown
      @Reverend_Brown Před rokem +3

      @@kassistwisted They had a video of condolence for Jackie just before Biden got on stage.😂
      I have friends and family who have died but I don’t go looking for them and calling for them 😂😂

  • @watcherenjoyer123
    @watcherenjoyer123 Před rokem +1747

    I’m glad we finally have a president that doesn’t want to nuke a hurricane.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Před rokem

      Or Twitter fight the NOAA about projection paths and commit sharpie fraud to avoid being wrong about something almost 100% inconsequential. Of all the things he’s done to demonstrate a real life diagnosis of narcissistic personality disorder, the sharpie-faked hurricane path news briefing to the presidential press core was the most conclusive.

    • @zycadez3609
      @zycadez3609 Před rokem +23

      Pft hahahaha

    • @manoj-jd6mn
      @manoj-jd6mn Před rokem

      But will drag everyone to nuclear war with russia

    • @Jinx4you
      @Jinx4you Před rokem +24

      I know rite lol

    • @mouawyaa
      @mouawyaa Před rokem +67

      Callin dead ppl and shaking hands with invisible beings is way better, smh 😂

  • @TheKayleeanna
    @TheKayleeanna Před rokem +197

    As someone who is currently going through Ian, thanks for the laugh Trevor very much appreciated during this scary weather! 😂

    • @chyla1
      @chyla1 Před rokem +4

      Praying for your safety 🙏🏾

    • @random_user6414
      @random_user6414 Před rokem +4

      Stay safe!

    • @TheGeoDaddy
      @TheGeoDaddy Před rokem

      As to be expected of the Race Baiting Soviet Democrat Party - FEMA should issue funding PRIMARILY based on “race” with preferences given to ‘black’ people over ‘white’ people… the follow up should have been “What if they speak Spanish?” or “Spanish and Black?” or “Chinese?” or “South African and Black?”
      czcams.com/video/DbRkK0mPQ4A/video.html

    • @TheKayleeanna
      @TheKayleeanna Před rokem

      @@random_user6414 Thank you! 😊

  • @cherricebrown7167
    @cherricebrown7167 Před rokem +209

    I don't think it's bad that he forgot she died it just happened, and he's used to seeing her - at least he remembered her and wanted her there - I actually appreciate that

    • @EphesianRose
      @EphesianRose Před rokem +15

      true. and Jackie Walorski was a Republican. so it was bipartisan acknowledgment.

    • @cp3tty
      @cp3tty Před rokem +2

      @@EphesianRose And he likely practiced this speech, she was a part of it then and was top of mind.

    • @gh3meister
      @gh3meister Před rokem +8

      I don't see how you can keep making excuses for him

    • @hojochijioke7068
      @hojochijioke7068 Před rokem +5

      Pls stop this excuse.. old age is natural and no one can run away from it. Biden is old and should retire from politics.

    • @towlie9428
      @towlie9428 Před rokem

      @@gh3meister The same way Trump supporters made excuses for his stupidity. The only reason you would be surprised is if you side with one or the other

  • @jixigg
    @jixigg Před rokem +83

    Roy is the best at these anti-segments

    • @alphonsoelm5652
      @alphonsoelm5652 Před rokem +3

      He takes it serious lol

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss Před rokem +4

      By far! I mean, the other two are funny enough, but Roy is incredible.

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare Před rokem +4

      Michael Kosta is the GOAT

    • @akikiaovie
      @akikiaovie Před rokem +2

      the segments are hilarious I dont even know who is better between kosta or roy all have made me laugh and smile so hard

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 Před rokem +39

    It's lovely to note that Thor's goats have learned to refrain themselves more on public flights.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +590

    I still cannot get over that CEO demanding their employees to work during the hurricane. Or they could just….. idk….. not ask them to work because I think the world can make it a day without postcards.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Před rokem +15

      the Mail is working in the hurricane tomorrow too

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming Před rokem +13

      Lol I would just say fire me I can't take my pay check with if I stay anyways.

    • @kellig.6819
      @kellig.6819 Před rokem +8

      You got that right!!!

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před rokem +5

      I still cant get over Joe TaliBiden calling out “Jackie” in an audience in order to thank her.
      Jackie Walorski is dead.🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 Před rokem

      @@MajorHenryL. Are you mentally handicapped? Is your nurse around to monitor your internet activity?

  • @LittleSailboat
    @LittleSailboat Před rokem +20

    Whenever Trevor and Roy "fight" I'm like nooooo you're friends!!

  • @stacypeterson3685
    @stacypeterson3685 Před rokem +37

    I remember as a kid, my dad was the one dumb vehicle driving the opposite way TOWARDS New Orleans during Hurricane Andre

  • @mimim868
    @mimim868 Před rokem +18

    I love how the segments with correspondents are just them either roasting Trevor or picking a fight with him. Brilliant!

    • @TheGeoDaddy
      @TheGeoDaddy Před rokem

      As to be expected of the Race Baiting Soviet Democrat Party - FEMA should issue funding PRIMARILY based on “race” with preferences given to ‘black’ people over ‘white’ people… the follow up should have been “What if they speak Spanish?” or “Spanish and Black?” or “Chinese?” or “South African and Black?”
      czcams.com/video/DbRkK0mPQ4A/video.html

  • @nicholasschoonbeck6866
    @nicholasschoonbeck6866 Před rokem +69

    I have 1 big question about the hurricane... is Mar a Lago in its path?

    • @joyl3926
      @joyl3926 Před rokem +7

      We should be so lucky, that fugly building be wiped off into the ocean

    • @kaybeeMoAfrika
      @kaybeeMoAfrika Před rokem +8

      Sadly, no.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem

      @@joyl3926 how would you know you’ve literally never even came close to being inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mbasador35
      @mbasador35 Před rokem +1

      @@tioswift3676 ✨ pictures✨

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 Před rokem +1

      I searched that on Google and it auto filled Mar a lago into the question.

  • @jamilabagash149
    @jamilabagash149 Před rokem +197

    Nobody told him about Jackie. But it shows that he was sincerely missing her.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +1

      WRONG. Biden is literally meeting her family in two days for the naming of the Joseph VA clinic IN HER NAME (you know, because she’s dead). It’s literally on his agenda, and the press secretary confirmed it and that he knows about it.
      Just stop making things up. You voted for the mentally handicapped guy, just be at peace with it.

    • @Account-br9kc
      @Account-br9kc Před rokem +6

      not only he was told about this death, but he supposedly sent condolences prior to this etc

    • @Reverend_Brown
      @Reverend_Brown Před rokem +13

      He knew about Jackie 😂😂
      Biden and Jill both sent a message of condolence to the family when she died.

    • @nicolelawrence7722
      @nicolelawrence7722 Před rokem

      It was national news. They just updated the report to blame the car she was riding in for causing the accident a few weeks ago.
      I'm not blaming Joe Biden, had it been me I would've called her the name I gave her. Trust me, it's better to forget someone is dead. IJS

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 Před rokem +6

      Yeah, like. He remembered her. He knows all of those names. That wasn't necessarily a list. Or, it stuck in his head that she was not on the list, but the reason escaped him.

  • @KamisKisses
    @KamisKisses Před rokem +8

    The Try Guys comment had me!🤣

  • @GwyndOwO
    @GwyndOwO Před rokem +269

    All of a sudden I guess those poor guys that DeSantis decided to unlawfully ship off to Martha's Vinyard got lucky huh?

    • @openminds8765
      @openminds8765 Před rokem +38

      So much for the $615,0000 desantis wasted on that stunt. When the victims of the hurricane are asking for help I am sure desantis will pay that money back to the states treasury to actually help someone instead of using them for personal gain.

    • @GwyndOwO
      @GwyndOwO Před rokem +41

      @@beemonique8466 Martha's vineyard is a city. It has a mayor, not a governor. And they didnt send them to Florida, but to mainland Massachusetts. Theyre still in their state, but somewhere where jobs are available

    • @openminds8765
      @openminds8765 Před rokem +38

      @@beemonique8466 Grow up - There is no governor in Martha Vineyard its a Mayor of the island community. The people Desantas used as pawns are not even from Florida fool they were kidnapped in Texas - No they were not sent back. Pleasssse research what you spew from your keyboard

    • @arielsea9087
      @arielsea9087 Před rokem +5

      When you call yourself a Sanctuary location, you should live up to the claim.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 Před rokem +12

      @@beemonique8466 they were never in Florida to begin with??

  • @sophiatealdo9680
    @sophiatealdo9680 Před rokem +21

    Thank You! Trevor for making All of Us Laugh in Theses very Interesting Times.

  • @bw13579_
    @bw13579_ Před rokem +58

    ONLY TREVOR CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH 😃 AND LEARN AT THE SAME TIME ,YOU'RE AMAZING.

  • @CaliLivChick
    @CaliLivChick Před rokem +32

    As someone living through Ian right now, I appreciate y'all using I-4 in the traffic bit!

    • @ghostine_e
      @ghostine_e Před rokem

      pretty sure that would be the only reason to react that way haha

    • @jessicamompoint1849
      @jessicamompoint1849 Před rokem

      Yeah, they decided to remove Ned because he was having an affair with a subordinate. Plus, it fu*ks up the brand if they let him stay.

  • @gabbycarter965
    @gabbycarter965 Před rokem +2

    The drug part had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @milliecunningham4935
    @milliecunningham4935 Před rokem +242

    Thanks Trevor for making us smile and relax!

    • @trevorz459
      @trevorz459 Před rokem +7

      You're welcome 😊

    • @robert8370
      @robert8370 Před rokem +4

      Brilliant program!

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před rokem +1

      There's still a pandemic ,remember ? And inflation ,crime , high housing costs ....

    • @rahmamohamed4356
      @rahmamohamed4356 Před rokem +1

      Yes agree 😂😂👏👏😅❤

    • @p4our587
      @p4our587 Před rokem +3

      @@pietrojenkins6901 - well… see… you aren't making anybody smile.
      What was the purpose of that?

  • @brewieworld5239
    @brewieworld5239 Před rokem +17

    Yeah that plane sounded like someone in the toilet having issues with his morning routine 🤣

  • @mylowsparkofhigh-heeledboy779

    Well Done! Congratulations to the Indiana teen.!! Go Hoosiers!

  • @alzingafagan7501
    @alzingafagan7501 Před rokem +31

    sure those sounds were weird and Trevor's bit was funnier, but the absolute best case scenario would be someone joining/renewing their membership to the Mile High Club.

    • @LemonToGo
      @LemonToGo Před rokem

      You hear gurgling in the video

  • @idil69
    @idil69 Před rokem +101

    Pretty sure AP calculus is an American thing. While the grade is recognized in 60 other countries, no other countries actually take that exam. So basically he had the highest scores in America. Not the world.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem +17

      I think they say "the world" for all the students taking the American exams (in American schools abroad)...but yeah, you're right. It's like the "World Series" of baseball...that includes Canada😱

    • @himmelskind87
      @himmelskind87 Před rokem +3

      That’s what I thought

    • @felipesadventures
      @felipesadventures Před rokem +10

      There are American schools in other countries. But yes its an American exam.

    • @august1837
      @august1837 Před rokem +5

      Yea its an american exam but students in american schools around the world sit for it as well, but the majority of students sitting for that exam would be in america

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před rokem

      AP Calculus b*tches!

  • @five-toedslothbear4051
    @five-toedslothbear4051 Před rokem +27

    They accidentally hooked the PA to the lavatory microphone. That was someone struggling with well, you know… “Who does number two work for?”

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 Před rokem +16

    Another natural day of beating the odds out in Florida.

  • @whatever_12
    @whatever_12 Před rokem +86

    The reason hurricane has name is for us to be able to differentiate them.. If there was 2 storm next to each other 1 heading to FL and the other to WA , it would be confusing to many to remember which one is heading their way without a name

    • @Krranski
      @Krranski Před rokem +16

      I was hoping someone would point that out, thank you. And it helps people track the storm in a story-like fashion to aid warning efforts. Naming tropical cyclones has a purpose.

    • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
      @Lon.BedStuyforLife Před rokem +6

      I always loosely wondered why they were named, especially since the names can be reused. So, thanks for that bit of information, it makes perfect sense! 👍🏽
      Another thing I always wondered about was HOW they picked the names... Maybe I will do some research on that one. 😁

    • @sasha52787
      @sasha52787 Před rokem +11

      There's several set lists they go through every year, retiring names of Huge storms so they won't be reused. I don't think there will be another "Katrina." After they go through that years list, they start using the Greek alphabet. Hopefully we don't go through that too...I'm not sure what's next.

    • @alishathompson2208
      @alishathompson2208 Před rokem +9

      @@Lon.BedStuyforLife Not sure if they still do it this way but originally they had all of the names preselected. At one point you could look up what the available names for the next year would be (did a paper on this back in middle school). Also, the names are recycled, unless a particular storm is very catastrophic or record breaking. In those cases, the name is retired permanently.

    • @itsmyopinion8462
      @itsmyopinion8462 Před rokem +4

      @@sasha52787 dnt forget Sandy

  • @undertow2142
    @undertow2142 Před rokem +16

    Pilot left the mic on and it was pressed against his stomach. Bowel sounds 100%

  • @bernardmatale6958
    @bernardmatale6958 Před rokem +12

    I get up really depressed but watching these shows gets me happy.

  • @starlightangel1990
    @starlightangel1990 Před rokem +5

    Lol thanks for making this (non native) floridian laugh. I think we're ok. From sarasota county and watching the community coming together is amazing. This was the scariest storm I've ever seen. I idioticly stayed behind and regretted it about 2 hours in. I've never experienced gusts at 180 but it was like being in a Tornado for 6 hours. The adrenaline was scary and my body doesn't know how to recover. We're gonna take a while to recover down here. Pls keep us laughing with FL comedy lol

  • @thomasdearment3214
    @thomasdearment3214 Před rokem +3

    ya ya and I remember Kennedy forgot to give the astronaut's their medals human yes

  • @Lionsgala
    @Lionsgala Před rokem +94

    Okay he never thought I'd see Ron DeSantis acting seriously and actually believed that he wasn't f****** lying

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před rokem +1

      Desantis saved FL.
      Did you see Joe TaliBiden calling out for a dead woman today?? Thats incredible!

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +31

      Wish Ian would relocate DeSatan.

    • @blackqueen164
      @blackqueen164 Před rokem +12

      @@MajorHenryL. DeShitus is this you?

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies Před rokem +12

      @@MajorHenryL.
      Or, maybe, this hurricane is Yahweh's rightful punishment for Governor DeSatan's sinful treatment of foreigners.

    • @travisn346
      @travisn346 Před rokem

      @@Itcouldbebunnies illegal aliens*

  • @kassistwisted
    @kassistwisted Před rokem +21

    Lizzo rocks in every way possible.

  • @DianePeace420
    @DianePeace420 Před rokem +13

    The time spent in the bathroom when getting ready for a colonoscopy! Those were the sounds people heard.

  • @gretchenhawkins7081
    @gretchenhawkins7081 Před rokem +18

    Thank you for the laughs. Excellent🤣😂 traffic report.

  • @generalpaste
    @generalpaste Před rokem +6

    That pilot was getting THROATED

  • @barbaraprice7995
    @barbaraprice7995 Před rokem +6

    I have a 190 yo rudell and rose flute that I play all the time. She played a note and a trill. I am so impressed.

  • @HashknightGaming
    @HashknightGaming Před rokem +7

    That is why they call it the cockpit. 😉

  • @MRLONG758
    @MRLONG758 Před rokem +2

    😂🤣 Roy is the best man

  • @dragonfistotto9201
    @dragonfistotto9201 Před rokem +23

    I like how they post on CZcams consistently, but it takes a couple days for the episode to be on paramount plus, and that was the whole reason I got the extra subscription 😂

  • @Silhouex
    @Silhouex Před rokem +22

    That's definitely some kid who hacked the loud speaker. Or maybe a mom accidently tuned her baby monitor to the frequency of the planes intercom? Either way.. pretty funny

  • @dinabowers3009
    @dinabowers3009 Před rokem +1

    Those airplane noises sounded like some body was gettin' it "ohnnnnn" in the worst possible way! 😂😂

  • @tommynoel9929
    @tommynoel9929 Před rokem +35

    Washing Florida's sins away. One Florida man at a time.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před rokem +4

      Criminals love Florida ,the sin state.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +11

      Wish Ian would relocate DeSatan.

    • @tenofivelips
      @tenofivelips Před rokem +7

      @@notme2day Yeah send him on up here. We on the Vineyard would love to have a quite word. 😉

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem

      @@notme2day DarkSantis is coming for ya dumbocrats 😈😈😈

  • @Novembermayhem707
    @Novembermayhem707 Před rokem +5

    Literally laughing out loud at the Jeremy joke 💀

  • @ripleyr9792
    @ripleyr9792 Před rokem +3

    So, so needed this. This hurricane is no joke y'all! Thanks Trevor for the FL shout out. We're in Brevard County and have just been getting its bands and our backyard is so flooded. Hurricane Ian is making its way here now. 🙏s for all in FL.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +1

      Are you hoping for Ian to relocate DeSatan like I am?
      lolol

    • @ripleyr9792
      @ripleyr9792 Před rokem +1

      @@notme2day 😆 🤣 😂

    • @sofhar7162
      @sofhar7162 Před rokem +1

      🙏🏼…for y’all stay safe!

  • @vanessahouse3307
    @vanessahouse3307 Před rokem +30

    Yall we are just on the other side of Ian... there is alotta damage to surrounding properties, but we won't know the extent until sunrise...pray for us yall. And thanku for your commentary Trevor

    • @laconja1
      @laconja1 Před rokem +2

      @Vanessa House Sending Prayer From
      NYC 🙏🙏🙏Hope You and Your Family & Friends Will Be Safe.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem

      Prayers work for hurricanes just like they do for mass shooting.

    • @vanessahouse3307
      @vanessahouse3307 Před rokem +1

      @@justbee.mirrorrorrim I appreciate you 🙌🏾🙏🏾😪

    • @vanessahouse3307
      @vanessahouse3307 Před rokem +1

      @@laconja1 I appreciate you.. this is a rough one

  • @procurementqueen
    @procurementqueen Před rokem +22

    As an adult I order happy meals now cause I have to watch my calories and coins.

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Před rokem +1

      Why don't you take that adult level a step up and prep food from a grocery store?

  • @stormyweather7952
    @stormyweather7952 Před rokem +3

    Maybe if the water causes Mar A Lago to flood more hidden documents will float to the top.

  • @tacklesickle
    @tacklesickle Před rokem +11

    Thanks Always.
    Much love from Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @VegasTigger
    @VegasTigger Před rokem +1

    "Frankenstein getting a prostate exam" made me spit out my coffee.🤣

  • @nicoreloux
    @nicoreloux Před rokem +3

    Funny how someone can be the only person "IN THE WORLD" to have the perfect score at a test that actually only exists in the US. While certainly true from a technical perspective, that allegation definitely ignores the fact that people outside the US might very well achieve the same result if they were given the opportunity.
    Reminds me of all these "WORLD CHAMPIONS" who have won a contest that only exist in their town. I guess the easiest way to brag about being the best at something is to avoid being challenged by other people.

  • @bgenesisthomas9146
    @bgenesisthomas9146 Před rokem +7

    Roy! That was straight up McCasino Dogg! I’m with Trevor on that! No!👏🏽😜👏🏽

  • @Lepidopterous.
    @Lepidopterous. Před rokem +15

    8:31 These end segments can be lame sometimes but this one had me cracking up lol

  • @In_Demand
    @In_Demand Před rokem +2

    My man said you want traffic? Pull up Google maps on yo phone 😂😂😂

  • @lisaloki5337
    @lisaloki5337 Před rokem +1

    Floridian here. Thankful we made it without losing power or flooding. Thinking of our friends downsouth. Hoping they get power soon. And stay safe. 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

  • @Nunya_Damn
    @Nunya_Damn Před rokem +132

    Love Lizzo playing the crystal flute.

  • @jonthompson1790
    @jonthompson1790 Před rokem +34

    You 2 are hilarious together

  • @nareanmano
    @nareanmano Před rokem +7

    I thought the same. It doesnt sound like malfunction. Sounds like the pilot was making the noise and didnt know the mic was on

  • @nicomoreno5028
    @nicomoreno5028 Před rokem

    😂 Don't leave us,Trev. You're the freaking man. 😂

  • @gwenwalravens8030
    @gwenwalravens8030 Před rokem +6

    I actually love the fact that Biden wears Aviator sunglasses. If there is one classy item I associate above all else with the US, it is aviator glasses.

  • @dkpqzm
    @dkpqzm Před rokem +12

    It sounded like someone coming and dying at the same time.

  • @setili2603
    @setili2603 Před rokem

    So glad you are back to be your old self! You are the best source of even important political news for those who get scared of looking into news directly. Big thank you !

  • @lorigoshert6667
    @lorigoshert6667 Před rokem +2

    I'm waiting on news from family members in SW Florida and your airplane segment is the only thing that's made me smile today.

  • @pharaoh_of_chaos7755
    @pharaoh_of_chaos7755 Před rokem +4

    That airplane and roy got me laughing hard🤣

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před rokem +21

    This is the "real deal", as opposed to those other hurricanes that weren't all that tough.

    • @gazevedo1025
      @gazevedo1025 Před rokem +2

      For western Florida, yeah, it was a big deal.

    • @haileyharper7296
      @haileyharper7296 Před rokem

      Yes. Last year's hurricane was nothing. One before, too. Only been here 3 years soooo...

  • @Superstorm50
    @Superstorm50 Před rokem +34

    Hurricane Ian’s wind gusts -> 190 mph…
    And yet some people still won’t leave 🤦‍♀️

    • @shithoagie
      @shithoagie Před rokem

      It might take a tree to knock some sense into Florida

    • @KB_216
      @KB_216 Před rokem +10

      hard to leave when u can barely afford rent and food. most of the time its financial reasons why people dont leave.

    • @jjmirah819
      @jjmirah819 Před rokem +3

      @@KB_216 Exactly. Been there. Done that. When you have no money, you ain't going NOWHERE

    • @shithoagie
      @shithoagie Před rokem

      Hm. Looks like a job for _government assistance_

  • @PrimateSoul
    @PrimateSoul Před rokem +5

    Roy is describing McDonalds in the 70s-90s essentially 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dianev3982
    @dianev3982 Před rokem +4

    Roy is so f***ing funny 😂😂😂

  • @Adrift_
    @Adrift_ Před rokem +3

    that bin laden joke was great.

  • @dawnhewitt1
    @dawnhewitt1 Před rokem +1

    Roy Wood Jr. is so amazingly hysterical! Thanks for taking my mind of this hurricane for a moment!!

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Před rokem +1

    Roy Wood was on FIRE 🔥 😂!!!

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Před rokem +9

    Wow Lizzo actually got to use James Madison's flute and blew a sick tune in there? She just continues to move up and I'm loving it

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 Před rokem +15

    My heart is going out to the people dealing with hurriane Ian right now because I've been through several hurricanes and remember the going without electricity for two weeks or clean water, living on rations, and dealing with damage to your home.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Před rokem

      Why, if you know that will repeatedly be the case, would anyone stay living there?

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 Před rokem +2

      Don't worry Floridians will tell you all the time you can still just how bad the hurricane is going to be based on the amount of waffle houses that are closed and there's only like 27 or 28 that are closed so it's not that big of a deal

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail Před rokem +2

      You aren't going to believe this, but Duke Energy was actually out here replacing the power lines and poles with stonger, more stable ones. They are doing their job for the first time in living memory.

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail Před rokem +2

      @@bryanergau6682 Because everywhere has dangerous weather. Most of the south east has severe heat and flashflooding issues. The midwest has tornadoes. The north has blizzards. The south west has droughts and deserts. The far west has earthquakes and forest fires. There is no such thing as a perfect place to live.

    • @ronaldvaz2567
      @ronaldvaz2567 Před rokem +1

      @@Thehouseoffail Exactly. Nature is not obliged in any way whatsoever to make any place livable and safe anywhere on the planet🌍 It is we who have to decide where and how we live and take our chances.

  • @David-wk6md
    @David-wk6md Před rokem +2

    Peace be on you Trevor
    Best to you in the future endeavors

  • @debraskeen7877
    @debraskeen7877 Před rokem +3

    Roy was pitching Penrith Panthers!

  • @Lit_Harrison
    @Lit_Harrison Před rokem +53

    Saying that U.S. student is the only one in the WORLD to get a perfect score is like electing Miss Universe on planet Earth.

    • @TheGeoDaddy
      @TheGeoDaddy Před rokem

      As to be expected of the Race Baiting Soviet Democrat Party - FEMA should issue funding PRIMARILY based on “race” with preferences given to ‘black’ people over ‘white’ people… the follow up should have been “What if they speak Spanish?” or “Spanish and Black?” or “Chinese?” or “South African and Black?”
      czcams.com/video/DbRkK0mPQ4A/video.html

  • @traceyke
    @traceyke Před rokem +7

    Really going to miss Trevor's impact on this show

  • @shankroidbeast4644
    @shankroidbeast4644 Před rokem

    Roy Wood Jr. always makes me laugh. He's also great in the new movie Confess, Fletch 😂

  • @merrillmusic
    @merrillmusic Před rokem

    Love you, Trevor. Thanks for everything ❤

  • @yepisaidit7722
    @yepisaidit7722 Před rokem +8

    *I absolutely LOVE this show...but I always find myself looking forward to Roy's traffic segment...super HILARIOUS!* 😂😂😂

  • @Th3MagicMan55
    @Th3MagicMan55 Před rokem +5

    Pilot was just probably getting road head
    In the air

  • @Rockingruvin
    @Rockingruvin Před rokem

    The malfunctioning com on the flight sounded like a wasted Bobcat Goldwaith. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @karenflowers9611
    @karenflowers9611 Před rokem +1

    I'be grown to adore Trevor and this guy at the end is hilarious. Love it, from someone who finds it hard to find comedy to laugh at these days. Tough gig in theses troubling times.

  • @jbpsalmsful
    @jbpsalmsful Před rokem +12

    Got 100 score on Regents Math in my day. Wonderful teacher. Morning classes were rough at times. May she rest in peace

    • @MG-jj3pn
      @MG-jj3pn Před rokem +3

      TY for remembering your teacher!

  • @Rohmash
    @Rohmash Před rokem +120

    The Joe Biden gaff is honestly pretty sad. I think that it is totally possible that he never heard that this woman died, or it simply got missed with all the other info he has to hear every day. He knew her and probably genuinely looked forward to seeing her. I bet him stepping off stage and being told what he said was the 1st time he heard she passed.

    • @Blackshadow164
      @Blackshadow164 Před rokem +14

      He hosted her memorial a month ago and gave a statement.😒 Dude just give it up, you made a mistake in the voting booth. It’s okay. We all do it.

    • @blackqueen164
      @blackqueen164 Před rokem +47

      @@Blackshadow164 So was he supposed to vote for Mango Mussolini? Person, woman, man, camera, tv much?🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @steveworthington5646
      @steveworthington5646 Před rokem +21

      Or maybe you can't believe they're gone? It took me a long time to not think about my Sunday phone call to my mom after she passed away 😔

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +47

      @@Blackshadow164 Biden has been making gaffes all his life going back even as a young guy… had little to do with dementia ( maybe more with attention deficit)….and yes, I would have voted for a pineapple instead of Trump!

    • @Blackshadow164
      @Blackshadow164 Před rokem

      @@blackqueen164 High gas prices, high crime says yes. What’s Biden’s answer to crime?

  • @tellisecfive9410
    @tellisecfive9410 Před rokem +2

    These two are always funy together. 😂

  • @fonzieskatesurf
    @fonzieskatesurf Před rokem

    8:30 Roywood Jr. everybody!!! Best of *The Best* 🙌

  • @steviguzman7575
    @steviguzman7575 Před rokem +6

    Lol bringing up Ned's infidelity

  • @phsopher
    @phsopher Před rokem +37

    Isn't AP calculus an American thing? Was the student being the best in the world the way the US always wins the World Series?

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Před rokem +14

      I'm American and I've never understood the whole World Series thing. If we don't play anyone outside the States, why is it even allowed to be called World anything?

    • @theearlybird365
      @theearlybird365 Před rokem +9

      I think you understand the assignment 😆

    • @we8608
      @we8608 Před rokem +2

      👑😂

    • @marybeth1644
      @marybeth1644 Před rokem +3

      @@bryanergau6682 The Toronto Bluejays and The Montreal Expos

    • @joylastname3035
      @joylastname3035 Před rokem +1

      Or the way we take shots at musicians who announce world tours then go to several cities inside USA, a select major cities in Europe and call it a day.
      Us: you know there are continents outside Europe and your home country,right? Why not just call it your USA and some cities in Europe tour.

  • @indisummers4385
    @indisummers4385 Před rokem

    Trevor with the plushie rat made me laugh out loud. "No one can know."

  • @MyNatasha73
    @MyNatasha73 Před rokem

    Roy on that hustle and flow! My guy! 😂