I love how Tom Tucker absolutely ends that cameraman's career without even breaking character! We need to get Seth McFarlane to cover actual news as Tom Tucker.
@steven Best ah cmon man, this is important information! What if I have mosquitos over to my house? What do I serve? Cognac? Champagne? Rosé? Moose blood? Frog spit?
Paul Revere actually isn’t the hero of that day he actually got captured about an hour into his journey he only had just enough time to warn the next rider after that he was soon captured the worst part is he wasn’t even looking at the white lanterns lanterns on the church for completely unrelated to what he was doing he just got lucky with the signal was still right
@@thecensoredmuscle563 He got caught an hour into his journey and imagine how long it would take him even by horseback to get to all the cities well villages but you know what I mean at most he saved one village but that’s nothing if the rest are free just go rescue that one Village
@@thecensoredmuscle563 he didn’t even look at the right signal of how they were dating he got lucky that he was still right which well one mistake like that can cost freedom
@@MaxwellVrooman but the guy didn't get it wrong, whether Revere guessed or not, it was still correct. That's entire situation is what makes that instance with Revere so awesome.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 OK I will put you in this scenario say someone is driving a truck with a vast amount of medicine that is going to revolutionize everything we know about science and he only gets an hour into his journey and then the truck gets captured if he delivered it he was a hero but he didn’t because he got captured and I were in his journey yes we’re polar bear there’s others so I wasn’t a failure but if he was the only one we would be screwed and again luck doesn’t make you a hero it makes you lucky I gotta put a gun to my head and pull the trigger if I don’t die I’m not a hero or amazing I’m stupid and got real lucky
yeah sometimes i wish i could give blood but 1. i am deathly afraid of needles. 2. i hate the sight of my own blood in high amounts and 3. if i give a pint or 2 of blood i will likely knock the hell out.
If you ever do, make sure you eat and drink before. Or else you'll be sweating and feeling extremely sick for the next hour or so. I felt like that when I was getting my blood checked. It only lasted about 15 minutes for me, but I didn't get the amount taken that you get when donating.
actually incorrect paul revere was not the man that warned the people he was captured and somebody he had told went to concord to spread the news pauls revere never made it to concord
yeah, but William Dawes isn't nearly as cool of a name; and Revere did warn John Adams and Hancock, Lexington, and the head of the militia. He wasn't captured until after he warned several key officials, and was even released a few hours later, allowing him to run to Lexington in time to witness the battle
The racial stereotypes must stop. They have been offensive since this show started. The creator has low self-esteem issues to focus so much on racial myths that are inaccurate and inappropriate.
"You _have_ to, you're my butler!"
"Donating? I thought we were getting paid!!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 he cheap ass hell
The baby's maniacal laugh is gold
He said I love you
I love how mort sucked in some air with that blood
When Stewie was high off the cough syrup LMFAO 😆
it's actually drunk. Because it's alcohol.
but after a month in captivity, all he did was wait for food
Mort must have had a massive heart attack after this
Definitely
How far away are the stars? Lmfao why is that so fkn funny to me right now
0:14 *puts it at the right camera angle
Zoom: ima bout to end this mans whole career
"yAgort"
best stewie quote ever
"I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard" 💀 💀 💀
1:19 what your looking for
GS Veteran your a good man
Be safe out there.
4:36 Peter eats 🍪 in 🛌 like Ernie😅
I love how Tom Tucker absolutely ends that cameraman's career without even breaking character!
We need to get Seth McFarlane to cover actual news as Tom Tucker.
0:14 I feel like the uploader could learn from this
I put my shoes on the wrong feet 🤣🤣
Drunk Stewie is the best Stewie
As a loan officer I find that part VERY relatable
I got a friend named amir
@@islamicshinobi366 good for you
loan officer :)
@@islamicshinobi366 so do I 😂
@@AmirGTR
You both have the same name! Haha
Actually male mosquitoes don't drink blood its the females sorry i had to
What do the males drink?
Cow blood
@@coolguytrt8935 I was hoping he'd say cognac
@steven Best so they do or dont drink cognac?
@steven Best ah cmon man, this is important information! What if I have mosquitos over to my house? What do I serve? Cognac? Champagne? Rosé? Moose blood? Frog spit?
This is how much they say (surprise) for a Family Guy, Simpsons, and other for a video title
Paul Revere actually isn’t the hero of that day he actually got captured about an hour into his journey he only had just enough time to warn the next rider after that he was soon captured the worst part is he wasn’t even looking at the white lanterns lanterns on the church for completely unrelated to what he was doing he just got lucky with the signal was still right
How does Revere getting captured make Revere less of a hero? The guy accomplished the job at the risk of getting captured.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 He got caught an hour into his journey and imagine how long it would take him even by horseback to get to all the cities well villages but you know what I mean at most he saved one village but that’s nothing if the rest are free just go rescue that one Village
@@thecensoredmuscle563 he didn’t even look at the right signal of how they were dating he got lucky that he was still right which well one mistake like that can cost freedom
@@MaxwellVrooman but the guy didn't get it wrong, whether Revere guessed or not, it was still correct. That's entire situation is what makes that instance with Revere so awesome.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 OK I will put you in this scenario say someone is driving a truck with a vast amount of medicine that is going to revolutionize everything we know about science and he only gets an hour into his journey and then the truck gets captured if he delivered it he was a hero but he didn’t because he got captured and I were in his journey yes we’re polar bear there’s others so I wasn’t a failure but if he was the only one we would be screwed and again luck doesn’t make you a hero it makes you lucky I gotta put a gun to my head and pull the trigger if I don’t die I’m not a hero or amazing I’m stupid and got real lucky
"Hmmm so this is what Lil Wayne keeps almost dying from"🤣🤣
Stewie drank lean
Who ever reads this, comment Happy New Year.
No
Gamer Alien zdhvvvfghjjjjhui
@@pollex. spinel are you mad because pink diamond left you alone in the garden for hundreds of years?
Thx
@Taha Bakir yea he was
1:19 For those waiting to see
stewie will do lean after this
"I already ate 2 wedding cakes" wtf Peter
4:08 has to be one of the absolute worst cutaways in Family Guy history
i think its kinda funny how creepy it is lol
The sounds 😂
Microsoft is in fact, very cookie based
One she said take one
Bro stewie's scenes in this episode take me out
How much does healthcare cost in usa
“Like “Yay Jews!” or “Boo Jews!” - depending on where you stand on Jews…”
What's the song in 4:25?
I literally have no idea what this is anymore
Family guy predicts Haiti volcano
_______ has a surprise for _________
I was um three and experienced the earthquake
Dudley Moore
Eh not enough zoom, I can almost tell what’s going on.
Why does every video you post always have the word "surprise" in it?
Who makes these titles
yeah sometimes i wish i could give blood but 1. i am deathly afraid of needles. 2. i hate the sight of my own blood in high amounts and 3. if i give a pint or 2 of blood i will likely knock the hell out.
If you ever do, make sure you eat and drink before. Or else you'll be sweating and feeling extremely sick for the next hour or so. I felt like that when I was getting my blood checked. It only lasted about 15 minutes for me, but I didn't get the amount taken that you get when donating.
Удачи в делах на складе 💕💚💙🤍🖤🎁!
00:23 camera angle changes
I agree with Peter hatie has been lost for a long time
Love how this episode’s plot went from a blood drive, all the way to opening a cookie store, and then into a strip club. 🤣
Uhh what surprise did the nurse thing have for lois?
yes! what was it?
This comment has a surprise for the person reading it
*yOuR nOt fOr kIdS
actually incorrect paul revere was not the man that warned the people he was captured and somebody he had told went to concord to spread the news pauls revere never made it to concord
yeah, but William Dawes isn't nearly as cool of a name; and Revere did warn John Adams and Hancock, Lexington, and the head of the militia. He wasn't captured until after he warned several key officials, and was even released a few hours later, allowing him to run to Lexington in time to witness the battle
Stop zooming in unecessary!!!!
Why "European diapers" are supposed to be like this?
It's a joke!
@@gabrielbaynunn2418 I know, but I do not know why are they supposed to be like this. What is the context? Why not African/Asian diapers for example?
*Meg! Why are you ho-coming this fall to every network*
Why do you fake your sub count
can you stop shrinking the screen
I hate that school!
3rd but the bird is the word
Microsoft
Hell no
Mmm? What the hell, cough syrup tastes disgusting. You'll make a weather machine to avoid eating broccoli, but cough syrup is what does it for you?
Lean is dumb.
Cough and sprite. That’s what lean is. Don’t do it lol
😂😂😐😐
😂
The racial stereotypes must stop. They have been offensive since this show started. The creator has low self-esteem issues to focus so much on racial myths that are inaccurate and inappropriate.
It's funny though
Boohoo comedy hurts my feelings
Maybe Family Guy isn't for you lol.
A 1000 bucks says you're white who's getting offended on behalf of minorities!
Wtf no