Brian Gets Married

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2019
  • Brian Gets Married #5
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  • @reddiamond6524
    @reddiamond6524 Před 4 lety +10456

    That Clifford part is actually really terrifying.

  • @coachman1532
    @coachman1532 Před 2 lety +5189

    Brian endured Jess for months without complaining to her, but when Brian gets bad she literally tries to kill him

    • @RaBrando
      @RaBrando Před 2 lety +414

      Women

    • @vtmorphine
      @vtmorphine Před 2 lety +290

      Even some of the nicest people I've known turn horrible when they're on their last legs from cancer

    • @wwehulk8798
      @wwehulk8798 Před 2 lety

      @@RaBrando no psychos dipshite bot

    • @moremouche
      @moremouche Před 2 lety

      @@RaBrando never met a king who gets zero pussy but ig ur the first 🤔

    • @yuurou7927
      @yuurou7927 Před 2 lety +170

      That's part of satire. Couples should communicate not hide pain. In this perticular exaggerated situation both are equally bad.

  • @akita4481
    @akita4481 Před 2 lety +2237

    11:23 has got to be one of my favorite moments from these episodes.

  • @brianestrada09
    @brianestrada09 Před 4 lety +1040

    Brian wasn't lying about the internet freaking out if he dies 😂

  • @jconte2343
    @jconte2343 Před 4 lety +3756

    Clifford with rabies is a terrifying idea. He’d fit right in with the rampage games.

    • @landtrout755
      @landtrout755 Před 2 lety +84

      @@digittoll7591 if that elephant was carnivorous and could outrun a car

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Před 2 lety +20

      @@landtrout755 Only thing worse is a horde of sky sharks.

    • @Legionary219
      @Legionary219 Před rokem +17

      @@landtrout755 I recall that an elephant went crazy once and they had to put it down, when they cut open it's stomach they found a bunch of meat in there but I can't recall if it had actually eaten people or other animals.

    • @landtrout755
      @landtrout755 Před rokem +7

      @@Legionary219 I am not going to sleep now thanks

    • @elvirajubay5542
      @elvirajubay5542 Před rokem

      eeeeweee
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      E
      E
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      E

  • @thebreadboi6955
    @thebreadboi6955 Před 4 lety +7421

    I love how no one acknowledges that there is a dog marrying a woman

  • @thegamerghost3238
    @thegamerghost3238 Před 2 lety +679

    "If you kill me the internet is gonna freak out" I mean he's not wrong 😂

    • @CHRIST4LYFE1777
      @CHRIST4LYFE1777 Před 2 lety +22

      I was looking before commenting...😄😄. But yeah, he definitely broke the 4th wall.

    • @Rentarou256
      @Rentarou256 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yea because without he is, the show are out of jokes

  • @ScottyFang
    @ScottyFang Před 2 lety +3581

    I know that Jess was written to be disgusting, but I actually kind of happy to see her enjoying even the smallest parts of her life she could get back. Flatulence and eating whatever you want instead of whatever you can hope to keep down. I don't have much experience with cancer save for my mother losing her best friend to some kind of lower body cancer and the last time we saw her she'd lost so much weight and started smoking weed just to feel hungry to eat, and I'm sad that Jess's new lust for life was parodied in such a way, I dunno.

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo Před 2 lety +102

      completely agreed

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean Před 2 lety +163

      Brian never really loved her. Sad sad.

    • @TfrosuVr
      @TfrosuVr Před 2 lety +3

      jesus fucking crist how long did you have to make this comment

    • @BNMASS
      @BNMASS Před 2 lety +2

      She's dating a dog and this is what irked you numbnut 🤦

    • @thelostorchid767
      @thelostorchid767 Před 2 lety +155

      All the characters have their flaws, Brian is afraid of commitment unless it makes him look good and that’s exactly why quagmire hates him. Quagmire knows his flaws and doesn’t care, we all know why quagmire sucks. Apparently she also tried to kill him though so…

  • @Ren-hs2vy
    @Ren-hs2vy Před 4 lety +4665

    12:14 ᶜᴸᴵᶠᶠᴼᴿᴰ ᵂᵁᵀ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ ᵀ ᵁ

  • @rgcvyfvbyv2425
    @rgcvyfvbyv2425 Před 4 lety +3092

    DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK OLD DUDE?

  • @keybind6472
    @keybind6472 Před 4 lety +402

    When I saw Clifford my childhood went straight out my window

  • @jimmymcgill7370
    @jimmymcgill7370 Před 2 lety +700

    “Smoking is for losers, vaping is for douchebags”
    As someone who’s been addicted to both, I can confirm it’s true hahah

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 Před 4 lety +852

    1:10 Anyone remember this quote from Brian: "I LOOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE! I can't eat it, because it makes me fat, but it's SOOOOOO GOOD!"

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 Před 2 lety +26

      Then he realized that he was poisoned and died right there

    • @DakotaMPA
      @DakotaMPA Před 2 lety +8

      @@adammarch9604 you’re thinking of a different episode

    • @Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows
      @Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows Před 2 lety +15

      I remember, but it was said in a cutaway where Peter was imagining what Brian might be like if he were neutered.

    • @HyenaPaint
      @HyenaPaint Před 2 lety +3

      Wasn’t that from Bojack Horseman? With the background dogs at the grocery store? Episode 2? With the Navy Seal and the muffins?

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 Před 2 lety +3

      @@HyenaPaint No, it's Family Guy.

  • @arnolduy3726
    @arnolduy3726 Před 4 lety +612

    “By the power bottom vested in me.” Lmao.

  • @valiatus6719
    @valiatus6719 Před 4 lety +210

    Just gonna say, rabid Clifford as a concept is fucking terrifying.

    • @user-we4yd6df4w
      @user-we4yd6df4w Před 6 měsíci +4

      I think it’s terrifying enough thinking about what it’d be like cleaning up after him if you know what I mean.

  • @velvetmind_
    @velvetmind_ Před rokem +72

    “Hey who wants to play drink the beer?”
    “Right here.”
    *gulp*
    “Hey you win!”
    “Alright, what do i win?”
    “ANOTHER BEER!”

  • @lorikeet2154
    @lorikeet2154 Před 4 lety +938

    That boomerang part broke me, I'm still laughing now

  • @garthdavis4320
    @garthdavis4320 Před 4 lety +809

    Clifford with rabies. This series can ruin anyone’s childhood.

  • @moyai6618
    @moyai6618 Před rokem +43

    I like how they treat Brian like just another human 90% of the time

  • @tristancummings5925
    @tristancummings5925 Před rokem +79

    At 10:30 the running into them completely stopping and somber music as Peter says: "But sadly the water was too shallow" actually murdered me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @didakad4207
    @didakad4207 Před 4 lety +658

    gigity crabbity giggity 11:20

  • @cainster
    @cainster Před 4 lety +896

    Who in the hell edited this? A drunk truck driver prone to black outs?

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 Před 4 lety +70

      You're giving it too much credit.

    • @everburnerfish
      @everburnerfish Před 4 lety +43

      Blacked out 6 year old on an Ipad

    • @ryanrsb2263
      @ryanrsb2263 Před 4 lety +4

      cainster trying to be funny

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +13

      He took a muscle relaxant before that

    • @cosmicgrub360
      @cosmicgrub360 Před 4 lety +5

      cainster think you’ll find he same guy edits all the family guy and related videos for CZcams

  • @1bful
    @1bful Před 4 lety +90

    “By the power bottom vested in me ...” LMAO

  • @rolzare
    @rolzare Před 2 lety +43

    “ smoking is for losers, vaping is for douchebags “ 💀💀

  • @Nullicity
    @Nullicity Před 4 lety +486

    I thought that since Jess was married to Brian, she’d be Jess Griffin

    • @LoreleiiGuise
      @LoreleiiGuise Před 4 lety +16

      YouCube26 The OK Cuber some people choose to keep their last names the way it is, and I think I may do the same.

    • @7Be
      @7Be Před 4 lety +17

      She's fucking a talking dog, and *that's* where your suspence of belief ends.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 2 lety +12

      Not everyone changes their last name when they marry. I didn’t change my last name.

    • @aiden6606
      @aiden6606 Před 2 lety

      @@Ronin.Samurai I think you should have done that

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 2 lety +5

      @@aiden6606 why? There is no point nor reason to change my last name. It’s fine as is.

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper Před 4 lety +375

    "At least vaping is healthy"
    Oh boy...

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain Před 4 lety +24

      Not healthy, but better than cigarettes
      The deaths popularized by people with stocks in Tobacco usually involve some DIY vape juice with THC or some other foreign element

    • @jefthereaper
      @jefthereaper Před 4 lety +35

      @@alldayagain
      Its only been recently notice that vaping causes great harm over long time too.
      Lots of deaths linked to it too.
      Its a lot of things, but healthy ain't one of them.
      Its also not relevant wherever cigarettes are more healthy or not.
      That's like trying to say that chewing nightshade is less harmful then chewing belladonna.
      The fact remains not smoking or vaping entirely is a lot more healthy.

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain Před 4 lety +15

      I brought up smoking because the clip was Chris defending vaping against smoking
      Honestly, I don't care either way. Don't smoke and I don't vape. I think putting things in your lungs that aren't air is a bad idea.
      I just think that it's very suspicious that all of these reports about "Death by vaping" are coming out around the same time and with increasing frequency is suspicious, since there are those who would benefit from removing Vapes (As many use them as an alternative to Tobacco) from the market. Smells of a smear campaign is all. Kinda the same thing happened with Weed in the 60s (Somewhere around there) since it threatened to substitute tobacco for a lot of people.

    • @class3281
      @class3281 Před 2 lety

      @@jefthereaper vape = vapor

    • @demomangaming213
      @demomangaming213 Před 2 lety +8

      it's just as bad, but it's more subtle.

  • @Overkill2002
    @Overkill2002 Před 2 lety +89

    Man, there was no dialogue from Meg in this entire video until the last second, and even then it was cut off.
    That makes me laugh more than it should.

  • @ray2dasherthedragon336
    @ray2dasherthedragon336 Před 4 lety +58

    Its nice that peter actually went to save brian

    • @i-work-at-enron
      @i-work-at-enron Před rokem +5

      I thought he was on his way to the library to look up "euthanized."

  • @bavmordaevans6139
    @bavmordaevans6139 Před 4 lety +500

    In Russia we don't throw boomerang, boomerang throw you.

  • @midmac3891
    @midmac3891 Před 4 lety +253

    Brian could've just used Stewie's time machine to kill Jess after the wedding.

  • @yngwayne
    @yngwayne Před rokem +11

    13.9 the way stewie was slowly opening his eyes 😂😂

  • @i_kick_ss_biotch5378
    @i_kick_ss_biotch5378 Před 4 lety +45

    When quagmire did that crab move I died laughing 💀💀

  • @owenkhonsel2921
    @owenkhonsel2921 Před 4 lety +86

    Ghost: exists
    Quagmire: I'm about end this girl's whole career

  • @Unit__002
    @Unit__002 Před 4 lety +669

    The boomerang thing made me fall on the floor, WHY did she become fat after cancer but why

    • @hush6149
      @hush6149 Před 4 lety +104

      Because cancer lives off u, so u become skinny, she was obviously a heavy eater before cancer

    • @Unit__002
      @Unit__002 Před 4 lety +13

      @@hush6149 you right but how I get 173 likes? Bots?

    • @AvianZone
      @AvianZone Před 4 lety +6

      HunterDeadguy bro Thats has nothing...Yes bots

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Před 4 lety +20

      TopHatDemon TDM chemotherapy also kills your appetite

    • @Ravioliyt
      @Ravioliyt Před 4 lety +43

      @@hush6149 it's actually the chemo that makes you lose your appetite, so a lot of cancer patients end up losing weight from not eating very much.

  • @shootingcomet082
    @shootingcomet082 Před 9 měsíci

    I originally saw this episode out of order and now it all makes so much more sense.

  • @kingofballs5459
    @kingofballs5459 Před 4 lety +10

    13:02 the show when my mom walks in

  • @anthonylawrence5538
    @anthonylawrence5538 Před 4 lety +313

    Oh my god I’ve been waiting for a stranger things joke😂😂 for years now!- 10:41

  • @Nik_kieth1011
    @Nik_kieth1011 Před 4 lety +345

    I like how the editing made it look like peter knew what euthanized meant

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 Před 2 lety +34

      That cut skipped one of the best jokes this episode

  • @barkybite5143
    @barkybite5143 Před 2 lety +55

    11:28 was so freaking funny

  • @kermit1191
    @kermit1191 Před 2 lety +16

    14:10 is a reference to when Brian was ran over by a car and every fan was pissed

  • @colonelaaron9527
    @colonelaaron9527 Před 4 lety +597

    Thumbnail is at 12:11
    *Clifford wat did they done to u*

  • @kennythecatastrophe2193
    @kennythecatastrophe2193 Před 4 lety +189

    For anyone who's wondering this from the episode "Married with cancer" S17 E1

  • @MN_Rando
    @MN_Rando Před 2 lety +81

    11:20
    Truly the most terrifying thing in all of history

  • @ryanlapp7488
    @ryanlapp7488 Před 2 lety +7

    0:09 lol this has gotta be a top tier family guy line.

  • @mycollegeshirt
    @mycollegeshirt Před 4 lety +46

    aww Peter Learned what euthanized means.. he's grown so much since that first larry and steve episode

  • @Spartanous
    @Spartanous Před 4 lety +130

    13:00 the Chris and Stewie locking lips part/reaction had me dead 😂😂😂😂!!!!

  • @starwarrior4602
    @starwarrior4602 Před 4 lety +10

    Title:Bryan gets married
    Makes 15minute video

  • @trikichikii
    @trikichikii Před 4 lety +3

    OMG the ring part where the evil ladie from the ring has me dieing laughing because quagmire was like he came out of no where and he was like come back here you giggity giggity crabbity giggity

  • @streetliving
    @streetliving Před 4 lety +76

    11:23 crab quagmire had me rolling!!😂🤣👏👍

  • @folandekalan7745
    @folandekalan7745 Před 4 lety +32

    My favorite part of this Video was Quagmire respecting Brian for once in the new seasons

  • @kwark4115
    @kwark4115 Před 4 lety +21

    If she did not have cancer, she would not marry Brian.

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m Před 2 lety +6

    I love how this video just kinda breaks down for a while after 9 and a half minutes

  • @tms268
    @tms268 Před 4 lety +78

    The Laughing scene killed me😂😂😂

  • @phookiephook1043
    @phookiephook1043 Před 4 lety +21

    “A phone? You mean one of your government tracking devices?” 😂

    • @oeao2841
      @oeao2841 Před 2 lety

      How else are they gonna solve murders?

  • @helenacorreia7613
    @helenacorreia7613 Před 2 lety +10

    Brian: "Husbands restaurant"... I've never seen this place before. Is this new?
    Peter: No, I've been her for thirty years. You just can't see it until you get married

  • @ericjohnson6634
    @ericjohnson6634 Před 8 měsíci

    That's some fine editing, champ.

  • @Demon-ce7lh
    @Demon-ce7lh Před 4 lety +754

    Why didn't you skip the gay part but u skipped the husband club

  • @pelvisyeet2512
    @pelvisyeet2512 Před 4 lety +109

    This has more cuts than an emo convention

    • @sageispan
      @sageispan Před 2 lety +5

      I can approve, I'm the emo

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 3 měsíci

      @sageispan I didn’t know there were emo weebs, no offense 😂

  • @-AdityarajPatil
    @-AdityarajPatil Před 2 lety +4

    That boomerang scene is funny as hell

  • @ispeakmovie
    @ispeakmovie Před 2 lety +7

    By the power bottom vested in me
    I just almost choked oh my god 🤣

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 Před 4 lety +18

    The Demogorgon part cracked me up.

  • @ishmaelbasurto1761
    @ishmaelbasurto1761 Před 4 lety +41

    0:41 that was legendary lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WEEPEE210
    @WEEPEE210 Před 2 lety +2

    When quagmire said another beer got me

  • @skydive7054
    @skydive7054 Před rokem +2

    peter throwing the boomerang got me

  • @mystoganshu552
    @mystoganshu552 Před 4 lety +164

    11:20 i Cant Stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @zommbiedude6451
    @zommbiedude6451 Před 4 lety +36

    Laughed really hard we're the ring woman ran from quagmire

  • @funtanjan
    @funtanjan Před 2 lety

    You took all the jokes out of this episodes!

  • @Unvalid22
    @Unvalid22 Před 4 lety +15

    Brian- “it’s my vet” 😂😂

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors Před 4 lety +50

    Something about seeing Clifford with rabies really scares me.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie Před 2 lety +13

      A giant dog the size of the house with rabies would scare any reasonable person

  • @davidwhite6257
    @davidwhite6257 Před 4 lety +35

    if you kill me then then the internet is gonna freak out Lmfao

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 Před 2 lety +5

    I am late but for people who couldn't hear the clifford (giant red dog) clearly:
    *"Did you also ate a kid?"*

  • @tmack6509
    @tmack6509 Před 2 lety +2

    The boomerang part with Peter sent me💀

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 Před 4 lety +26

    Good to see Brian and Quagmire get along

  • @shelleyokeeweehow9213
    @shelleyokeeweehow9213 Před 4 lety +59

    Lumpy and smells like....cuts off lmao 😂🤭🤣🤣

  • @LotsOfGamesToPlay
    @LotsOfGamesToPlay Před rokem +1

    Omg this is actually hilarious "Brian get's married" lol that's funny

  • @TimothyTheShinsu
    @TimothyTheShinsu Před 2 lety +27

    13:26 had me crying 😂

  • @chrisgomes1722
    @chrisgomes1722 Před 4 lety +18

    Never thought I’d see Quagmire to something nice to Brian

    • @Sss-lt1it
      @Sss-lt1it Před rokem

      Maybe since he saw the fact that Brian was going to Marry a girl with cancer who is about to die he had a change of heart about Brian

  • @jahsua_animations4652
    @jahsua_animations4652 Před 4 lety +123

    7:50 why does that look like something out of ASDF movie

  • @-undesirable-
    @-undesirable- Před rokem +5

    Everybody is talking about Brian and Clifford, but why the fuck is no one talking about Chris and Stewie 😂😂 I fucking wheezed like a mf

  • @Alexander-7877
    @Alexander-7877 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I seen this, I love the part when Clifford the dog says how he gets in the pound "you also eat a kid?"

  • @rellyray5625
    @rellyray5625 Před 4 lety +57

    12:14 WARNING: Do Not Family Guy. It can ruin your favorite childhood shows. You have been warned

  • @marvinthemaniac7698
    @marvinthemaniac7698 Před 4 lety +70

    Brian should have called nine-one-one instead of trying to Google the Heimlich maneuver on his smartphone

    • @mobamba4282
      @mobamba4282 Před 4 lety +10

      she would have died anyways. they dont get there fast enough

    • @marvinthemaniac7698
      @marvinthemaniac7698 Před 4 lety +8

      @@mobamba4282 they usually give instructions over the phone

    • @mobamba4282
      @mobamba4282 Před 4 lety +1

      @@marvinthemaniac7698 oh

    • @marvinthemaniac7698
      @marvinthemaniac7698 Před 4 lety +3

      @@mobamba4282 I know this because I used to binge watch this old TV show called Rescue 911.

    • @vaibhavkrupakar240
      @vaibhavkrupakar240 Před rokem +3

      @@marvinthemaniac7698 he didn't think through, he was under pressure

  • @ludaa4598
    @ludaa4598 Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks for cutting all the good parts out

  • @vinylrecords6000
    @vinylrecords6000 Před rokem

    Thanks for the episodes

  • @someonerandom8726
    @someonerandom8726 Před 4 lety +336

    Y is the demogorgon in there

  • @jamessayshi5262
    @jamessayshi5262 Před 4 lety +27

    Its amazing how a laugh an annoying laugh will make you wanna slap the hell outta someone😂

  • @profile_picture
    @profile_picture Před rokem +4

    13:42 The "HOOAHH!" Always Gets Me XD

  • @RustyLobster922
    @RustyLobster922 Před rokem +6

    4:09 sounding like ben

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations Před 4 lety +94

    If a dog can get married the I can get a girlfriend

  • @brennathecatlover4360
    @brennathecatlover4360 Před 4 lety +52

    Jess and Brian are cute!❤️

  • @916toy
    @916toy Před 2 lety +2

    the end of this is the funniest crap i have ever heard talk about bus driving.I swear all of them had their class a and drove for swift. lol

  • @Yoautisticboy
    @Yoautisticboy Před 2 lety +4

    i was laughing my tale off watching this in class

  • @Im_Omega
    @Im_Omega Před 4 lety +52

    Rip Clifford... D:

  • @vimos.9996
    @vimos.9996 Před 4 lety +25

    11:23 best part of the episode

  • @zenoxpk6788
    @zenoxpk6788 Před 2 lety +1

    Love the Blade Theme in the disco😍

  • @donaldgeorgelogan
    @donaldgeorgelogan Před 2 lety +6

    The boomerang part at 1:40 is a near-perfect loop.

  • @sleepy6476
    @sleepy6476 Před 4 lety +37

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single person on this plane of existence:
    Random CZcams channel: uploads full episodes of family guy with more cuts than cells in my body

  • @reddblurr
    @reddblurr Před 4 lety +6

    That McDonald’s joke was gold

  • @swift4434
    @swift4434 Před 11 měsíci +5

    1:57 When you skip a cutscene

  • @609suicide
    @609suicide Před rokem +2

    "that's also bad" 😂😂😂