Quagmire has a surprise for Loretta

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  • @doggo2995
    @doggo2995 Před 2 lety +1797

    I cannot believe just how much better the writing is here than the newer seasons. And the jokes are really memorable

    • @RowdyLowdy
      @RowdyLowdy Před 2 lety +22

      Truth.

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk Před 2 lety +64

      They really just gave up after the first few seasons. There was actually breadth to the characters

    • @RowdyLowdy
      @RowdyLowdy Před 2 lety +21

      @@JohnSmith-yf5bk OMG u are SO wrong dude. So wrong. I respect ur opinion but I disagree whole heartedly.

    • @youhaveayds8975
      @youhaveayds8975 Před 2 lety +54

      @@RowdyLowdy do you not remember the episode Seth literally wasnt in because they overuse his voice for every little thing they think of? its clear the writing has fallen to shitty "Remember the time when" memes. This is also due in part to Seth not really writing for the show anymore, so its not something to hate the entire show for, but its extremely clear the earlier seasons had way more soul and wittier jokes.

    • @blackwolfashrial7402
      @blackwolfashrial7402 Před 2 lety +16

      And the jokes aren't dragged out for 5 minutes straight.

  • @adrianmarcolini2210
    @adrianmarcolini2210 Před rokem +150

    Cleveland getting the door slammed on him while saying "I love you" was actually pretty heartbreaking ngl

  • @clouds0103
    @clouds0103 Před 4 lety +1462

    No wonder why Meg went crazy for brian in that one future episode 😂

  • @lauras8fia
    @lauras8fia Před 2 lety +204

    -Kick Joe, kick!
    - Peter, he is a paraplegic.
    -That doesn't mean he can't hear

  • @sharpayevans8642
    @sharpayevans8642 Před 2 lety +500

    Joe: *begins drowning*
    Peter: Oh, Natalie Wood. Definitely Natalie Wood.

  • @HippyHouse
    @HippyHouse Před 2 lety +466

    Damn Loretta and Cleveland are just Will and Jada!

    • @no-thanks
      @no-thanks Před 2 lety +9

      They don’t look the same.

    • @HippyHouse
      @HippyHouse Před 2 lety +49

      @@no-thanks over your head?

    • @no-thanks
      @no-thanks Před 2 lety +9

      @@HippyHouse Not even, Sherlock.
      The comparison fell flat. Try again.

    • @HippyHouse
      @HippyHouse Před 2 lety +46

      @@no-thanks ive found the only Jada supporter! lol wild

    • @danramone9836
      @danramone9836 Před rokem

      @@no-thankshow did the joke go over your big ass head lol

  • @gameoholic1994
    @gameoholic1994 Před rokem +221

    Loretta was pissed at Quagmire for perving on Lois in the bathroom, and yet she’s happy about him reaching into her “cookie jar” for his fish? Maybe Loretta was just jealous.

  • @jonbradley4044
    @jonbradley4044 Před 2 lety +653

    In this episode: Joe fall in the water and is in critical danger because he can't swim.
    In later episodes: Joe has super human strength and saves multiple other characters from drowning at once.

    • @IvanTube0
      @IvanTube0 Před 2 lety +8

      the jackass episode is proof

    • @werdnax4981
      @werdnax4981 Před 2 lety +31

      because joe learns from his mistakes

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie Před 2 lety +10

      You can swim with your top half or stumps. He was probably overwhelmed by his own weight. You don't always react well to falling.

    • @jeediginjal6505
      @jeediginjal6505 Před 2 lety +9

      He's doing a impersonation

    • @qesitah_mandala7125
      @qesitah_mandala7125 Před rokem +11

      He was impersonating Natalie wood.

  • @SpinelessJohn
    @SpinelessJohn Před 4 lety +836

    I remember when Loretta was a character

  • @XtremeConditions
    @XtremeConditions Před 3 lety +91

    "For a large heavy-set black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass." LMAO what the f***.

  • @westside1158
    @westside1158 Před rokem +75

    Quagmire reaction is priceless 😂

  • @bubbachubba3600
    @bubbachubba3600 Před 2 lety +143

    My favorite part is when the jokes are funny and they don’t have to explain the joke

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi Před 2 lety +49

    Peter really said, “Ah gay.”

  • @djdonmediagroup3340
    @djdonmediagroup3340 Před rokem +35

    9:03 don't see them look that genuinely happy together often

  • @escape_to_entertain
    @escape_to_entertain Před 4 lety +160

    2:15 guy behind peter looks like Cleveland 😂 but gray hair

  • @danield982
    @danield982 Před rokem +12

    That moaning from Loretta tho, demonic loln🤣

  • @JasonLee1653
    @JasonLee1653 Před rokem +17

    I like how Brian barks when Peter says “bobcat”

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime Před rokem +2

      Peter couldn't understand Brian, that's why. He barked out "Loretta is screaming, I think she's in trouble."

  • @dooder6755
    @dooder6755 Před 4 lety +92

    2:10 Cleveland browns great grandpa

  • @digitdude1375
    @digitdude1375 Před 4 lety +383

    Story time:
    When I was young (don’t remember age) it was a late night and I was looking for a kids show with my mom and we saw this exact episode, at first I thought it was a cartoon, as a kid duh, but when the quagmire scene happened, my mom shut the TV off and I asked her why, she never answered

    • @MadMax-ii8gq
      @MadMax-ii8gq Před 3 lety +29

      "I thought it was a cartoon" It is a cartoon. You meant to say you thought it was a KIDS cartoon which it i'snt. Funny story though bro.

    • @digitdude1375
      @digitdude1375 Před 3 lety +26

      @@MadMax-ii8gq this is a year old, you didn’t have to waste your time with the correction

    • @MadMax-ii8gq
      @MadMax-ii8gq Před 3 lety +13

      @@digitdude1375 You didn't have to waste your time responding to my correction but here we are.

    • @CFSF69
      @CFSF69 Před 2 lety +43

      @@MadMax-ii8gq
      Get a room you two.

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 Před 2 lety +4

      @@digitdude1375 did you ever find out why she did it?

  • @j-rodthelibrarykid1166
    @j-rodthelibrarykid1166 Před 8 měsíci +10

    2:13 wholesome monologue

  • @MoebiusChungus
    @MoebiusChungus Před rokem +137

    The jokes, the characterization, the story. Everything flowed so well during the early seasons. Still good nowadays but back then they really had an entertainment engaging story along with jokes

    • @To-New-Beginnings.
      @To-New-Beginnings. Před rokem +2

      And they do today.

    • @nese1
      @nese1 Před rokem +4

      @@To-New-Beginnings. They dont

    • @To-New-Beginnings.
      @To-New-Beginnings. Před rokem +1

      @@nese1 they do but I guess you haven't seen it. Lol

    • @nese1
      @nese1 Před rokem

      @@To-New-Beginnings. Just because you like something that I think is absolutely rubbish doesn't mean I haven't watched it.

    • @To-New-Beginnings.
      @To-New-Beginnings. Před rokem

      @@nese1 and just because I and th,e majority like FG doesn't mean its "Rubbish" lol

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 Před 7 měsíci +9

    5:53 they all just chilling 😂

  • @TakaruH
    @TakaruH Před rokem +18

    bro when he said ily to loretta my heart broke

  • @mesmereyesthesimpleminded9607

    "I did gigooggity that girl. I gishmoygittied her gaflayvity with my googus." XD

  • @biggdaylon2
    @biggdaylon2 Před 2 lety +39

    3:10 y’all see stewie’s shoes appear out of nowhere? 😂

  • @ray2dasherthedragon336
    @ray2dasherthedragon336 Před 4 lety +78

    They need to do more of the IRAQ LOBSTER

  • @stormstargd247
    @stormstargd247 Před rokem +22

    7:54 - 8:23 Why is the part where Peter tells Cleveland about Loretta’s affair seem like the funniest part to me? Lmao

  • @christinam9435
    @christinam9435 Před 2 lety +58

    That brief moment after Brian barks so Peter I'll stop being annoying and looks ashamed.

    • @signaltoground9159
      @signaltoground9159 Před 2 lety +2

      godzilla had a stroke while reading this and ******* died

    • @christinam9435
      @christinam9435 Před 2 lety +1

      @@signaltoground9159 hahahaha. Good, never liked Godzilla, the grumpy shouty thing. When typing my phone changed "will" to "I'll". My comment refers to 5:09 in the clip :)

  • @bromanworldz2569
    @bromanworldz2569 Před rokem +9

    This will always be my favorite Family Guy episode. Everything about it was so fvcking hilarious.

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 Před 2 lety +75

    Damn, I forgot how adult Stewie acted and how Brain was like, you know, better

  • @annamars4079
    @annamars4079 Před rokem +9

    Nowadays it would be Bonnie throwing him overboard and not asking for help lol

  • @thehiddenone8892
    @thehiddenone8892 Před 2 lety +95

    I like how they foreshadow Quagmire and Loretta’s affair in this episode

  • @Third7Plays
    @Third7Plays Před 8 měsíci +11

    “Ya gonna have to reach into the cookie jar”
    I kinda love Loretta. Her cheating was wrong but yes
    Anyway Cleveland got another wife so it doesn’t matter

  • @qesitah_mandala7125
    @qesitah_mandala7125 Před rokem +8

    3:44 only a couple of Oreos gone, imma take the rest home to the cats 😂

  • @jeanettefelix3835
    @jeanettefelix3835 Před 2 lety +8

    Peter:"ah gay!"

  • @spookz_nyeyt2585
    @spookz_nyeyt2585 Před rokem +1

    May God bless you guys

  • @everything5066
    @everything5066 Před 2 lety +26

    Back when Bonnie didn't want Joe dead

  • @AverageHandle_
    @AverageHandle_ Před 4 lety +35

    5:00 I like this part of the video (the sequence)

  • @forteOG
    @forteOG Před 11 měsíci +2

    1:16 LMFAOOO they really all just named anyone in a wheelchair

  • @thecargeek7090
    @thecargeek7090 Před 4 lety +37

    5:06 ruff ruff ruff 😂😂😂

  • @mludj3631
    @mludj3631 Před rokem +22

    Back when Peter and Brian were friends

  • @amvsandedms4806
    @amvsandedms4806 Před rokem +1

    The song was one of the best songs I've ever heard...

  • @mr.authentic2505
    @mr.authentic2505 Před 2 lety +15

    Give another 10years the jokes will still hits hard

  • @AnarchistPoop
    @AnarchistPoop Před měsícem +5

    Cleveland is such a sweetheart, man

  • @friendlystonepeople
    @friendlystonepeople Před rokem +5

    That Rock Lobster song gets me every time.

  • @kakdjfkdjdbf6594
    @kakdjfkdjdbf6594 Před rokem +3

    Peters song was everything 🥰🥰

  • @allysanchez5630
    @allysanchez5630 Před rokem +6

    Loretta was right about one thing though. What kind of husband apologizes to his wife after cheating on him?

  • @samgunz1
    @samgunz1 Před 2 lety +39

    Why'd they make lois and bonnie so attractive and Loretta so... blah 😂

    • @PlatanoTuSabe
      @PlatanoTuSabe Před 2 lety +1

      Lol cause the creator aint attracted to black women probably 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @rainydays6675
      @rainydays6675 Před rokem +2

      Fr

    • @Rio-pd5bw
      @Rio-pd5bw Před rokem +9

      Donna's attractive

    • @samgunz1
      @samgunz1 Před rokem +1

      @@Rio-pd5bw yes.. they finally did him justice lol

    • @philliplam2704
      @philliplam2704 Před 11 měsíci

      yea she trash trash ew

  • @jayydel
    @jayydel Před rokem +2

    I fucking lost it and couldn't breathe when peter tried to give man cpr

  • @abelhabteab8888
    @abelhabteab8888 Před 2 lety +8

    Remember when the joke was to have stewie be the only menace to society?

  • @wonderlady5835
    @wonderlady5835 Před 7 měsíci +3

    4:45 The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one

  • @crackle6875
    @crackle6875 Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is one of several reasons why you practice treading water with just your arms, doggy paddling with just your arms etc.

  • @goofybutserious4807
    @goofybutserious4807 Před 3 lety +10

    Quagmire wants that "ow" treatment 😏

  • @ManBananaCat
    @ManBananaCat Před 2 lety +8

    1:50 aww gay XD

  • @nicoletravis8702
    @nicoletravis8702 Před rokem +3

    Am i the only one that misses Loretta?

  • @ayskeabennett1673
    @ayskeabennett1673 Před 2 lety +15

    I’m so happy Loretta got canceled

  • @lukasoleroth5157
    @lukasoleroth5157 Před rokem +15

    1:52 my favourite family guy line of all time

  • @wristwart4133
    @wristwart4133 Před rokem +3

    Peter: Kick Joe kick
    Lois: Peter he can’t swim he’s paraplegic
    Peter: that doesn’t mean he can’t hear

  • @jessegarduque6442
    @jessegarduque6442 Před 4 lety +22

    Damn I was too young to understand the natalie wood joke but now ik and I'm fucking rolling 1:32

    • @jessegarduque6442
      @jessegarduque6442 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Knock-Knock-Whos-There539 Natalie wood drowned a long time ago i can explain it but I'd be easier for u too watch a vid about it

  • @masoncage8602
    @masoncage8602 Před 4 lety +20

    1:53 XD

  • @Mysteriousbard420
    @Mysteriousbard420 Před rokem +2

    Quagmire couldn't even process the open invitation

  • @albertbolivarwashere3044

    "HAH I KNEW IT! LOOK EVERYBODY LOOK! LOOK! SHES A FRAUUUDD"

  • @wakeupmrwest4357
    @wakeupmrwest4357 Před 2 lety +135

    To recap: Loretta cheated on Cleveland and in response to Cleveland's apology, Loretta kicked Cleveland out. This, my friends, is the state of the world. Thank you, simps.

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie Před 2 lety +18

      That's why he couldn't stay mad at Quagmire. Because Loretta instigated. Quagmire probably meant to tell Cleveland, since he was the one who hesitated with the fish thing

    • @nocapent8878
      @nocapent8878 Před 2 lety

      Facts simps caused the shift

    • @wakeupmrwest4357
      @wakeupmrwest4357 Před 2 lety

      @@Ambipie wow. Until I read your comment, all these years, I had never even considered the possibility of Cleveland being mad at Quagmire. Why would he ever, ever be mad at Quagmire? He's not married to Quagmire. Even if Quagmire was trying to fu€k Loretta, Loretta is Cleveland's wife. Loretta is the only one who owes Cleveland anything. She swore to him and God at a church. She made promises to Cleveland, not Quagmire.

    • @mdrussellmash
      @mdrussellmash Před rokem +4

      Yeah, and then later in the episode, Cleveland tells Loretta that he deserves better than her and that he’s getting a divorce.

    • @youtheman1367
      @youtheman1367 Před rokem

      Chill out.

  • @gswxdylan
    @gswxdylan Před rokem +1

    1:18 "Stephen Hawking"😭😭

  • @MORGUEMAW
    @MORGUEMAW Před 2 lety +34

    okay but in older episodes were the only times Bonnie actually cared for Joe.
    Now she's just a cliché "im dating a disabled guy so i cheat all the time" character. I really love seeing when Bonnie actually cares for Joe.

  • @michaelcameron2166
    @michaelcameron2166 Před 5 měsíci +1

    meg thought screwing Brian was repulsive, then wanted to do it eventually. Quagmire thought screwing meg was repulsive, but wanted to eventually. Some nice character development

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie Před 2 lety +7

    He loves her, that's the problem. He can't fix someone else's screw up.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy Před 8 měsíci +3

    Back when Bonnie was pregnant for years and years because... logic.

  • @michaelterkildsen7964
    @michaelterkildsen7964 Před 2 lety +9

    quagmire and Loretta 😭😭😭

  • @collinsmeica1581
    @collinsmeica1581 Před rokem +2

    "It doesn't mean he can't hear" 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie Před 2 lety +1

    Peter: that's gay
    Goes on to be a part of like five gay jokes

  • @kk_2163
    @kk_2163 Před měsícem

    Brian is like MORDECAI

  • @skymaster256
    @skymaster256 Před 4 lety +22

    0:35 what are the chances

  • @cheesebiscuit1493
    @cheesebiscuit1493 Před 4 lety +21

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Peter A RoCK lOBsTEr

  • @gruntgamer4204
    @gruntgamer4204 Před 7 měsíci +1

    9:20 rock lobster has good guitar rhythm.

  • @AbbeyWagner4547
    @AbbeyWagner4547 Před 2 lety +3

    1:02 whyyyyyyyyyyy Loretta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @lizardwave
    @lizardwave Před 2 lety +5

    0:56 hey quadmaya

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 Před 4 lety +34

    So Quagmire's willing to do Loretta but not Angela?? Damn...

  • @Hauxsho
    @Hauxsho Před 2 lety

    1:22 Richard petty 💀 bruhhh 😂😂

  • @enki0047
    @enki0047 Před rokem +4

    Seth MacFarlane is a genius!

  • @unabhangigenachrichtensh7296

    Hahahaha geil, der Fettsack mit der Kapitänsmütze! Zu geil!

  • @agentwolf69420
    @agentwolf69420 Před 3 měsíci

    Peter: "I dont want to talk about this"
    (Talks about Superman)

  • @nicotorres5965
    @nicotorres5965 Před rokem +3

    TBH, how annoying is that Loretta cheats on Cleveland and yet she is mad at him too.

  • @Aayan1112
    @Aayan1112 Před 2 lety +4

    No joke, this sounds dope 9:41

    • @be2402
      @be2402 Před 2 lety

      Fr i wish i knew the song's name

    • @Aayan1112
      @Aayan1112 Před 2 lety

      @@be2402 the real song is called “rock lobster” i Think

  • @MiMi-Elona
    @MiMi-Elona Před 2 lety +4

    Sir... Sir... Sir... Sir... Sir...

  • @SuperDupTNT
    @SuperDupTNT Před 2 lety +65

    Family guy is home to the best medical scene of all time 3:51

  • @cuevagrafica
    @cuevagrafica Před 4 lety +25

    2:47: Leonardo da vinci is revolting un his grave right now

  • @thecargeek7090
    @thecargeek7090 Před 4 lety +26

    4:45 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Valve3065
    @Valve3065 Před rokem

    "She' a Fraud" 💀😂

  • @kyleschwartz2501
    @kyleschwartz2501 Před rokem +1

    OH NATALIE WOOD DEFINITELY NATALIE WOOD! 🤣

  • @maxeatsbugs
    @maxeatsbugs Před měsícem +2

    honestly i prefer quagmire in the earlier seasons a lot more

  • @imagine778
    @imagine778 Před rokem

    Omg never give Peter CPR cards.🤣

  • @mrbuddy0008
    @mrbuddy0008 Před 3 lety +18

    There is one thing that stands out especially and that would be when at 2:24 when he says, "I see that soda under your chair" and I have NEVER said, "soda" in my entire life, but instead I drink a can of POP most days! 😒
    I'm from CO and my favorite pop is Vanilla Coke
    The other thing is when Joe falls into the water and almost drowns, even though I can't move my legs anymore I know that I used to be able to tred water using my arms only when I was younger and a lifeguard

    • @mrbuddy0008
      @mrbuddy0008 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm from CO and my favorite pop is Vanilla Coke

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md Před 2 lety +1

      @@mrbuddy0008 sounds very nice.

    • @datncmoe
      @datncmoe Před 2 lety +3

      who tf cares holy shit

  • @ttcwally6843
    @ttcwally6843 Před 2 lety

    Underrated szn of family guy

  • @clarissaharrison5548
    @clarissaharrison5548 Před 4 lety +18

    Look everybody she fraud stewie said lmafo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tziondudley
    @tziondudley Před 2 lety +2

    ROCK LOBSTER !!!

  • @PoorDog69
    @PoorDog69 Před rokem +1

    0:57 the size of his eyes got so big after the surprise ;3

  • @lucasperez3917
    @lucasperez3917 Před 2 lety +4

    This remind me of the serious cases Will Smith and Jada Smith

  • @nateisdabest
    @nateisdabest Před 2 lety

    Bonnie saying Richard Petty lol

  • @siegefan.09
    @siegefan.09 Před rokem +1

    I kinda laughed and cried when I heard the aids song lmaooooo 😂🤣