Lois goes to jail
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Pretend I'm your child... Not Meg, not Meg!! 😂😂😂😂
James Morrissey rekt
Had to say that Real quick😂
See what I mean about how Lois treats her own daughter?😒
Well it's low-key sad tho😔
😂😂😂😂
They leave chris alone for 5 minutes and he stumbles into an alternate dimension
A-Ha!
Thank the developers that he didn’t fall into the backrooms
Like a lot of little boys with vivid imaginations.
The crappy video editing cuts ruined the joke though
“Either I was a C section or you’re Wonder Woman!”
Stewie is a legend.
what does that mean
@@averagegordonenjoyer3141 C section is when a baby is delivered from a woman’s abdomen and uterus by surgery. Stewie meant either he was born from a C section or lois is a wonder woman ( a sarcasm stating she has a big vagina) to deliver stewie who has a such a big head
@@averagegordonenjoyer3141 with how big stewie's head was its almost impossible for that to come out of lois' vagagay
@@christianlinares2391 OOOH HAHAHAHA
there’s a cutaway where stewie is a baby with a normal head and he hits his head on the ceiling and it changes to the shape it is now
The guy trying to kidnap the kid and the mom always coming through, crack me up all the time 😂😂
Yeah! I LOVE that kind of humor! It's brilliant. Lmao!
“Not quick enough”
😂😂😂
he's such a wholesome kidnapper 😊
I was close tho
You were close🤣
"Pretend I'm your child Lois"
Lois: loosens grip
"Not Meg! Not Meg!"
@@Lazy_Artist129 frfr they do her so wrong
@@dirttydan1444 I know right?
Funny i laugh
Boi
11:00 your welcome
"The book can also be... a hat"
Best line ever
The fact that I read this as he said it and I've only seen this bit once and you made that comment 2 years ago is crazy
@@thecheeseoftruth4080 yeah I feel you, these coincidences in everyday life making me astonishing
I love how he delivers it
@@saurabhbhushan1714 yeah perfect delivery lol.
@@florentin4061 i think its confirmation bias. these things just stand out, but if you really looked objectively about how often it happens vs doesnt happen it would make mathematical sense.
people comment on the video often quoting parts of it, and if you are someone who reads comments before the video is over, this is gonna happen.
it sure does feel weird when it happens though, but its nothing extraordinary, its just going to happen now and then if the condition for it to happen are met.
I love that conversation between the mother and the kidnapper , so underrated
True
Underrated?
So wholesome🥰
Dark jokes 😂
I ship them 😂
The fact that Lois stole clothes she’s never going to wear is quite comical
The gavel tho 😂
no it's our everyday life
You really don't get the reason, don't you? 🤦
Thats kleptomania. They steal things they will never use
@@ricardo7308 that's women psychology, buying things just for the sake of owning it to feel good
That "Take On Me" cutaway is one of the most puzzling moments in the show's history
Meme
@@Redsoxking Meme
Chris were have you been
@@metalmario00 life is crazy
@@metalmario00 I DON'T KNOW!
I love how Quagmire hears everything that Lois days as sexual.
giggadee
@@byeguy9635 i will sir.
Yea
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i cant-
Everything can be sexual
The fact that Peter just walked past with Lois head in his mouth is everything
I'm more astonished at the fact Peter managed to cram an entire humans head into his mouth. Them again he did swallow a fat girl whole once
Stewie's frowned face when in Lois's lap always makes me laugh so hard.
The guy trying to kidnap the kid and the mom crack me up every time !!
Same here🤣🤣🤣
not quick enoughhh
Jokes regarding child kidnapping and trafficking (implied pedophilia) are oddly common in America, it’s like finding teen suicide and cannibalism funny. Absolutely disgusting
@@binaryruffian7538 ok boomer
@@binaryruffian7538 how is cannibalism not funny though
Either I'm c section or youre wonder woman lois.. 😂
This video has been c sectioned many times.
@@mmodnao Lmfaoo
I am your 999 like if could of been 1k
I stopped the video and looked for this exact comment 😂😂
That was funny!
I love how that woman talks to the kidnapper so casually about him trying to abduct her child.
7:03 quagmire lol
You’re telling me nobody saw Lois shoplifting?
Logic Is life that doesn’t even make sense, moron.
King Dubeskins I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee
Logic Is life "you're telling me"
Good one fool
Skyrim is my favorite game
"Replace him!"
*Takes out newborn baby and put him on the line*
"Faster!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
"Leprace him" 😂😂
Very racist Chinese joke
I SCREAMED 😹😹
One of my favorite parts was when the whole family was sitting in the living room and Peter was in his underwear asking Brian what's the stuff on his own shoulder and Brian said mustard 😂😂 and Peter said Oh that's right we had hot dogs last week 😂😂 this man haven't bath in a week😂😂 than he ask Brian are you going to eat that😂😂 and Brian responded and said the mustard on your shoulder... NO😂😂
Haha
it gat mi too😁😁😁
You know, for being paralyzed from the waist down, Joe does his job VERY well
1:31 Plot twist: The guy is the kid's real parent and the Mom is the kidnapper.
“She is a handsome woman.”
💀😭😂
7:33 I love how Lois is the one they’re breaking out of jail yet she holds the door for all of them and is the last one inside 😂
That's how mother works
Yep
Bro nobody is mentioning it but I thought it was hilarious how Peter snuck Lois out
7:23 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!???
No is bite of 05
"I'm not a boy" *"Yes you are"*
Considering the future with Meg becoming Ron this is hilarious
“OH MY GOD ITS MALCOM IN MIDDLE!
Meg: I’m not a boy!
*YES YOU ARE!* ” 🤣
Yeah,😂
Your gonna be one
Doctor: ok meg lets have a look at that pergina
Haha
😂😂😂🤣
The fact your cutting the song, “Take On Me”, is a crime in of itself.
S. Nonaka yeah he did it to avoid a copyright strike I don’t know why this is getting views
I know right!
That’s my favourite Sean of all of family guy I wanted to hear it all😭😭
S. Nonaka stop asking questions
Wtf
"Boy... you put on weight, Jackie Chan" 🤣🤣
Joe: Pretend I’m your child!
*Louis thinks about meg*
*Starts letting go*
Joe: Not Meg!Not Meg!!
*Grabs hand again*
At least she thought about her I guess??💀
man I really miss the days when Joe was a badass cop, not the suicidal emotional wreck he is today
Its always great to see him have that kick into action from time to time
lol that's how Bonnie feels
@@RyukyuStyle thats how it always is
@@MetrognomeVideos yepp
Exactly. He is also seems to be a lot dumber than before and almost like the joker of the group.
7:45 “I’m a *dog* I have a tough time standing in the car” lol
This had me weak
Why is ur eyes only showing show us ur whole face UR WHOLE FACE
joe: OH MY GOD!! 😧
bonnie: did u walk?
joe: 😒
2:00 me committing a crime in bitlife
It’s funny how Lois stole a bunch of clothes she needed but wears the same damn clothes every day!!
Lol
@@arqade609 lol
Peter: Achoo!
Judge: All right 3 years!
Peter: That was a sneeze!
Judge: 4 years!
Peter: I'm sorry!
Judge: 5 years!
Peter: You douce bag!
Judge: All right 3 years it is
(That part was funny😂😂😂)
Kaleb Smith yasss
lol haha! funny monent family guy 2019 hd 😁😁😁😃😄😃😄😃😄
4:53
He said “ok 3 years!” Not “All right 3 years!”
Just saying! Just saying!
Right 😂😂
bruh the joe: “OMG!! ”
boni: “did you walk?”
just had me dying🤣🤣
9:30
9:34 joe’s face 😂
I lost it.
“Pretend Im your child Lois!”
“NOT MEG NOT MEG!”
That is so me to my friends😂
Thats sad...im the same🤣🤣
And me to my parents
Wow you're so quirky and interesting and unique
Damn..I never thought Lois would steal and end up in jail she usually the good one 😂🤣🤣 Lmaooo....
Steal**
Steal is taking something that isn’t yours
Steel
Is a metal
Steal
My bad I was typing so fast didn't notice I spelled steal wrong wtf....😂
To real fo drama Damn bro they railed you like a steel beam for spelling steal wrong.
@@Soul_Alpha yeah..but I don't give af I was typing so fast
"Good lord lois either iwas a c section or yoir wonder woman "
"Imagine ime your child lois not meg not meg"
These get me every time 🤣😂
Lois' stealing and kleptomaniac shrieking and cackling is the best part.
11:00 “pretend I’m your child” “not Meg not Meg” 😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like" nutmeg nutmeg"😭
Joe:”Oh my god”
Bonnie:”Did you walk”
Me:😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
why that expression im sure id be great if he walked
Blacky Heartal Joe”no Bonny I’m f*cking floating”
This imply she knows they mistreat Meg
Did you walk
Just me or is joes face really small in that scene?
Joe:pretend I’m your kid
Lois:”looses grip”
Joe:NOT MEG NOT MEG
That had me rolling on the floor laughing 😂
“PRETEND IM YOUR CHILD LOIS”
Lois: *loosens grip*
*NOT MEG NOT MEG!!*
I can see why the fact Lois had become obsessed with shoplifting and did other crimes mostly in the later seasons is that she inherited her bad attitude from her father
McCraeTheMedial
I can actually see Carter doing this while his wife isn't looking lol.
Stewie: “I haven’t seen one female baby since we got here this place is a sausage fest” that is a very subtle joke 😶😂
How?
Bro when I tell u I literally paused the video to comprehend that.
Oooh I got it now. Took me a while. The joke is that girls are often aborted in some Asian countries meaning that there are way more guys than girls.
@@klearkhoswashokani1797 china used to have a one-child-policy to prevent overpopulation. Since males had a higher stance in society some people decided to get rid of their child if it was a girl. This way, there were more boys than girls...
I thought Stewie was gay
Back again with another banger keep posting bro🎉
"omg"
"Did you walk?"
Joe: 😐
Bonnie:😐
"Im a dog i have a tough time standing in a car" *hits the wall?* 😂😂😂👏👏🙌
Funniest Brian out of all the episodes
"I'm not a boy!"
*"Yes you are!"*
NO SHE'S NOT CHAN!!!
@ 2:37 Playin a lil dress up? Lol 🤣😂🤣😂.
1:08 made me cackle
Why put a watermark on something that aint even yours Lmfao
So many other people have said that shut up
@@johnnyferrer4068 r/gatekeeping
@@chancerbox1935 oh it's herobrine
I honestly don't care what you have to say its just plain stupid by putting a watermark on something that wasn't made by them
Johnny Ferrer you shut up dumb nigga
oh I have so much to do today, I have laundry, I have a piano lesson, and I've got to make dinner. I'm so busy😂 😂
@Rea’s Quest it's the best, Brian is playing dress up in Lois's heels 😂 when Stewie catches him
No one asked or cares
@@Kira-bb6pt I'm thinking you do, after all your reading comments and then commenting on them. You dolt.
@@Kira-bb6pt I care....
7:39 brian being thrown around the car into door got me crying 😭
That was deserved he is a shithead
3:28 oppa gamgam style
I literally thought the space 😂
Knew goddamn well I wasn’t the only one
I don’t really buy that the house turned to ruin when Lois was put away. Meg and Brian are At least smart enough to change a diaper.
Chloe Vampirica yup
But who would want to? no one would also brian ate Stewies crap before So i feel like he wouldn’t want to even be tempted again so he stayed away
Chloe Vampirica you must be fun at parties
Quaking * I bring edibles.
Fuck off you dumbass Gacha-tard
"Pretend I'm your child, Lois."
"Not Meg! Not Meg!"
Does Lois hate Meg?
Everyone hates meg 😭
@@AfricaRecapped nope, Seth hates Meg.
Loool
@@Nyctocia why
"pretend im your child.... NOT MEG NOT MEG!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
9:52 quagmire a snitch
I love that they had a way to include a joke about dogs not being able to stand or sit still in the he car.
7:14 I can’t with Glenn in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
2:32 you play a little dress up?
0:23 damn. Take on me chris
Your hair is winterfire, january embers, my heart burns there too
Now im inlove lol
Ken Toledo srry Im taken
@@jxiong807 it's from IT by Stephen King.
Vincent Henderson Jr bruh he knows😂😂😂
He has other channels quoting the movie IT.
"my heart burns there, too" is another channel and he uploads family guy also
This episode was amazing. Hilarious from start to finish.
#BigFactz
9:28 Boi you put on weight Jackie Chan lmao 🤣😆🤣 I'm dead bro xD
„Here’s Another Thing, The Book Can Also Be… A Hat” - Peter Griffin 2019
No, Peter Griffin, early 2000's
"Oh my god, it's Malcolm in Middle!"
"I'm not a boy!"
"Yes you are!"
“Take on me” literally plays at my work every day…that and Blinded by the lights.
@Exploring Beyond, Thank You
What kind of work do you even do....!?
@@moeenuddin6467, Currently I am a server at a Mexican restaurant but I am fixing to sign up for special effects makeup school.
@@blackroselostindarkness5643 cool.
@@moeenuddin6467, Thanks
"I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. I'm going to do it. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS"
SAVAGE!
was he referring to michael hutchence
8:11 😂😂😂😂
"Pretend I'm your child" Lois lets go "not Meg not meg"
5:12
Peter: Achoo!
Judge: Ok 3 years!
Peter: That was a sneeze!
Judge: 4 years!
Peter: I'm sorry!
Judge: 5 years!
Peter: You douchebag!
Judge: Alright, 3 years it is.
Peter is savage
That had me dying
Well it's been 4 years
Anyone alive ?
That's how it works. You call the judge a douchebag and you get a better sentence
3:26 I was full on waiting for Joe to start singing gangnam style.
3:51 meow😀
Omg Peter asking "where's Louis's cage at?" And Brian says "it's a cell, not a zoo" I was dying laughing so hard I about hurt laughing and It felt like a legit an workout"
0:25 is literally the best thing I've seen in a while
The way Brian moans(?) at 3:21 is pure weird.
Louis: “Chris where have you been?”
Chris: “I don’t know.” 😂
The joke about not seeing one female baby is underrated comedy gold
when does that happen?
@@nariztapada699 8:19
Oh shit as a chinese I just understood this
"Oh lord Lois either I was a C section or your wonder woman" lmao this is so funny to me since I was a c section
I kinda feel like lois was a character in "Orange is the new black"🤣🤣, She looks gangsta 💯
5:43
Chris: can we pet him?
Also chris: *doesn't realize the girl eyelashes on the deer.
Note: I hope I get lots of likes for this. 8)
Some men can have girl eyelashes
6:55 OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU😂
Joe's voice when he gets angry or excessively happy is so funny hahahaha
4:57 that giggle 🤣
"your hair is winter fire", how hauntingly beautiful
I think it's from the movie IT
"Chris where have you been?"
" I Don't Know!"
Awesome
Funny how at the entire beginning the woman doesn't even mind the fact the man is trying to take her kid lol
this is enough to make me start watching this
Anything is an upgrade on living with Peter.
Joe: pretend I’m your child
Lois: let’s go
Joe: not meg!!!! Not meg!!
The fact I work at a Stop N Shop as of time of writing now is grinding my gears
Best compilation yet!!!
11:06 poor meg
8:52 ''replaced him''#😁
0:54 😂 a classic stewie line
1:17 employee is such a mood 🤣
11:00
Joe: Pretend I'm you child louis!
Louis: *lets go*
Joe: NOT MEG NOT MEG
Thanks for timestmp
Lois!