Repent to Jesus Christ “Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death.” 2 Corinthians 7:10 NIV ht
@@persondavis1294 "our family leaves much to be desired." the wording was different, but the impact was the same (they didn't know I was in the other room when they were having a conversation about their early-marriage life)
@@georgmark3695 How can he be a misogynist when he's giving women jobs? Does it matter what they do? The women chose to sign up and can leave if they don't want to but they're probably making a killing. Also, he doesn't have to like all women. People have preferences too. Everyone does.
Tsetsi at the heart of every woman is a stripper waiting to come out and shake her money makers! Get up there Queen of England and show us what you can do you old bag!
I love how so many episodes are mountains out of molehills. Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire beating a non crippled Joe only for Joe to win but have his wife shoot him in his legs and send him to the hospital. And the entire episode started from Lois, Betty, and Cleveland's wife (forgot her name) wanting to go to The Drunken Clam for a girl's night out. Or Stewie altering his own genes and becoming this literally monster. And the episode started from quagmire not being able to drink alcohol temporarily
Bro lois looks like a damn bobblehead, seriously bro 50% the fat that should be in her ass is up In her goofy ass head. And not to mention her voice, dear god her voice, I would smash out of respect if her voice literally didn't sound like nails on a chalkboard
@@ricardosimms8548 not really but you're definitely saying it though, I'd like to clear this up for you, black guys like thick women meaning they like a fatass, since the beginning of time. Non-black man used to say a woman with a big ass is fat before it was "trendy" to be into big asses they liked boobs, now that white men like big asses, black man have been demoted to simply liking fat women(which isn't bad either coz fat girls need love too), I don't know how white supremacy fits in this but I know it does.
Lady: at least I know I'm bad, so that makes me a little less bad, or worse Peter: knocks her out with tray Louis: that was the right thing to do Peter.
“That was the right thing to do Peter” damn even Lois got irritated.
Or else she was being sarcastic I’m not sure
😛😛😛😒😒😒😒😒😒
The second I opened up these comments this was exactly what Lois was saying. 🤯
Wow. You said what was obvious. Nice job
In least Lois didn’t got mad
"We should exchange numbers"
"Ok...I'm a 10 & your a 4!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
14
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah not really that funny
*you’re
@@momothepro1232 I'm 22 almost 23
13
"Success is not given it's taken"
Best quote from the entire series
So is freedom is not free
Infidel
Even better than, "No one messes with Adam We"?
bruh do u even realise that it mocks toxic positivity, and the mentality of taking everything as motivation with empty words followed by zero action.
Wrong! "Sex sells" is the best.
Oh god the “I’m so bad” ladies voice was so hilariously accurate 😂😂😂
What did she mean by that? Did she like she freaky or she just a bad person who just take free samples?
"That was the right thing to do, Peter." is what really gets me.
@@worstgamer1162 she’s bad for taking a sample and not actually buying a cookie
@Mark Teena yeah ok mark 👍
@Mark Teena Be nice.
Stewie’s drunk laugh gets me no matter how many times I hear it lmao
Lmao
Kills it🔥
Ann Berlin he on cough syrup 😂😂😂
@@LsxSosa straight leaning 😂😂😂
“Drunk” that’s adorable
Only one man can turn a cookie store to "a strip club that gives away free cookies " in less than two days.
Who else but Quagmire?
(Peter, apparently two men)
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death.”
2 Corinthians 7:10 NIV
ht
Randy Marsh
@@tonywilliams198 he's an animal 😂
Giggity
That was an earned giggity. I heard giggity in my mind before he said it.
no
TuckerDaTurtle u
@@hideninten no
@@xandeath75 u
@@aura8808 no
“Some guys like Butter” why does that get me?! 😂😂
Butter needs love too❤😁
Because deep down you may have an inkling it's mainly black guys that like butter.
You like butter
@@ginosluxmusic I can’t have butter 😂
@@mickeysanimatics1996 😔
"GUM! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
So underrated 🤣
Bro this was the funniest thing in the whole video
I replayed it like 5x
i got a tear of laser dragon
Are you easily entertained
@@ghost-4230 Are you yet not entertained.
I spat out my drink in laughter when he said "Some guys like butter"
Yeah peanut 🥜 🧈
"This is a strip club that gives away free cookies"😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best strip club type out there.
lol
0:57 That's not the color of money peter that's the color of a man trying to kill half the universe
takeshi. exe ur a geniuses 😂😂😭
takeshi. exe if ur talking about Thanos he’s not a man he’s a titan
takeshi. exe 10 dollars in Canada is coloured purple
Benos
€500,-
**bang**
“That was the right thing to do peter.”
😂
The Universal Cow this comment makes it sound more gorey
Arrow Breach xd
“We did so-so building a family” lmfao well damn 🥴😭😭😭🤣
Thee Deryn Diör LMAOOO right 😂😭
I actually overheard my parents say this once, it…takes a while to recover from
@@hobomike6935 whatd they say
@@persondavis1294 "our family leaves much to be desired."
the wording was different, but the impact was the same (they didn't know I was in the other room when they were having a conversation about their early-marriage life)
@@hobomike6935 damn sorry bro hopefully its all good now
Peter's wife's cookies 💀💀💀
😂
I don't get it
@@bernoulliseqn9885 it’s because Peter is a misogynist. There’s a whole episode dedicated to it.
@@georgmark3695 How can he be a misogynist when he's giving women jobs? Does it matter what they do? The women chose to sign up and can leave if they don't want to but they're probably making a killing. Also, he doesn't have to like all women. People have preferences too. Everyone does.
@@georgmark3695 he’s a mysoginist in every episode
I like how Peter rolled up his already rolled up sleeves 🤣
A strip club that gives away free cookies is an insane business idea
No one:
No one at all:
CZcams Recommendations: Peter has a lot of money
Yes, annoying
What a shit comment. How un original
😂😂faxx ...i also made a joke before watching this vid
victor frank no one asked for your opinion Victor
iExplixite ong it’s so annoying
"that was an unearned giggity quagmire." honestly favorite Joe moment
I can touch my.. head.. shoulders knees and toes😂😂😂stewie is my favorite character😋😋🤗😘🤗
Fashion Goddezz ew
@@Zarma3 to each their own. He is just sometimes goofy and boy just evil😂
8:33 Brian gets me every time
Was about to say that. At first, he thought the same thing would work, but he realized too late that he made a critical mistake
@@survivorofthecurse717 what I don’t get it?
It's an adult joke
@@beepboop5644 circle jerk
@@survivorofthecurse717 what is the joke. Tell
Stewie had me fucd up, when he starts crying at the intervention 😂
These bikini girls turned strippers very quickly
Tsetsi eat your peach
Tsetsi at the heart of every woman is a stripper waiting to come out and shake her money makers! Get up there Queen of England and show us what you can do you old bag!
@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 this is the women's empowerment I live for ..
twitch moment
If only real life was like this as well
This is my favorite episode because peter almost turns into thanos
Into what
doggo on a chair thanos
"No, I don't feel so good. We should probably exchange numbers"
that was smooth 💀
“Success is not given it is taken”- Peter Griffin
It went from Brian having a brain tumour to Peter and Lois opening up a cookie shop
Same
I love how so many episodes are mountains out of molehills. Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire beating a non crippled Joe only for Joe to win but have his wife shoot him in his legs and send him to the hospital. And the entire episode started from Lois, Betty, and Cleveland's wife (forgot her name) wanting to go to The Drunken Clam for a girl's night out.
Or Stewie altering his own genes and becoming this literally monster. And the episode started from quagmire not being able to drink alcohol temporarily
I wish they'd go back to the stewie Brian adventures
Ahh crap! I should’ve known something was up when I seen all those cars out front. Damn Stuie I feel you bro🤜. 7:20
I have a president who would be willing to give me an e e
"Purple with success, It is the colour of money"
Thanos must be the most successful and the richest person in the world
One of the only**
That means that the purple guy should be as well.
He has all the infinity stones, so yh he can make himself infinitely rich If he wants to.
Peter was right.
"That was an unearned giggity" lol
Head, shoulders, knees and toes knees... 🎶
Lol the intervention with Brian & all the toys
"You get a few hotties in that cookie shop of yours, I bet your sales will go up"
Lois: "am I a joke to you?"
Bro lois looks like a damn bobblehead, seriously bro 50% the fat that should be in her ass is up In her goofy ass head. And not to mention her voice, dear god her voice, I would smash out of respect if her voice literally didn't sound like nails on a chalkboard
“Like Moses and his buddy who liked to collect seashells”
lmao 😂
YAAAAAY!
@@johnrags9153 YYAAAAAYYY
idgi
It's a strip club that gives out free cookies. Man I'm laughing so hard
“Peter’s wife’s cookies” 😂
“That was an unearned giggity quagmire”
“I said up… no?”
“No”
Made me crack up laughing with the joint in my mouth.
Peter is such a fool 😂
"That was the right thing to do, Peter."
Yes. Yes it was.
“Some guys like butter.”💀💀💀
"Like Moses and his buddy who likes to collect seashells" 🤣🤣
WHY IS PETER 'ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES' SO HILARIOUS
Some guys like Butter.
When Stewie walked in and said, "Ahh, crap!" is hilarious.
*fard*
“And how are you today sir”
Got me laughing for hours 😂
10:01 We need that 1sec
Thanks for 300 likes 👍
White.fin36922 GOTTA GET TO THAT 10 MINUTES
im going to be your 100 like deserved
Dripᄒ thanks
>10 min = ads = 💰
Ha ha 😂
Stevie actually got high off cough medicine wooooow
MMK gaming I suspect it’s mouthwash which can be alcoholic
Codeine ?
That is actually a thing. It is called codeine. Family of the opiods.
its uhhh stewie dude
Dxm is good
that last part was outta pocket lmao
2:04 this is what to do when you're confronted by a entitled parent.
1:42 I AM SO BAD!
Peter's wife's cookies could mean so many different things lol
Cookie monster chose the meaning for us at the end tho
Maybe cookies
That gum commercial lol
I like butter☺️☺️
Me too
World is such a nice place... Greetings from Serbia!!!
"Purple with success, that's the color of money" hahahahaha
"OH mah gawd are you ok?"
Lmao most drunk concerned voice ever
2:05 i would of done the same thing wished all managers were like that
I won’t lie. A strip clip that sells home made cookies sounds kinda awesome.
Ho-made
Drunk Stewie is my favorite thing
They need to get a divorce.
Stevie intervention got me 💀💀💀💀
“My sinuses are remarkably wide open”😭😂
Man Stewie is drinking that lean with no soda 😭
Zoom in 200% and don’t give any credit. Great job 👏
MSO Airsoft how does he give credit everybody knows this show don’t click on the video and complain
Joe Bama just did :) he zooms in like that so nobody else can claim copyright, and is building his channel off other people’s content :)
Stfu they do that so it don’t get taking down watch it on Disney then
"some guys like butter"
🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆
The last little clip was super fucking hilarious 🤣
Your arms are turning purple!
That's the color of money 🥴🤣
Lois: I love it and I love you
Peter: really 🤨
5:34
that tiny nose 😂😂😂😂
You gotta give quagmire a percent of the money he’s the one that made up that idea
Some guys like butter. Haha i'm definitely a butter kinda guy.
“Some guys like butter”
Pretty much just said black guys like fat women LMAO
@@ricardosimms8548 not really but you're definitely saying it though, I'd like to clear this up for you, black guys like thick women meaning they like a fatass, since the beginning of time. Non-black man used to say a woman with a big ass is fat before it was "trendy" to be into big asses they liked boobs, now that white men like big asses, black man have been demoted to simply liking fat women(which isn't bad either coz fat girls need love too), I don't know how white supremacy fits in this but I know it does.
@@ricardosimms8548fat Caucasian women to be clear
"im a ten you're a fall" LMFAO that got me
Some guys like butter. Facts. Love BBW
That gum commercial part was so accurate tho
Peters lookin like he bout to snap half of universe
This could have been a very lucrative business for Peter and Lois. They should have just kept it
The double apostrophe 's in Peter's Wife's Cookies looks funny.
human in me: peter is terrible
ruthless business man in me : tbh its not that bad of an idea
"Let's roll up our sleeves"
Pahahahaha. Why was that funny? 🤣
SO THATS HOW YOU BECOME THANOS
*just roll up ur sleeves*
Peter's wife's cookies. I mean, That's more creative than washington commanders
Lois: “And I love you” Peter: You do?
Lmao
5:10 stewie leaned out 😂😂😂😈😈
😂 we literally have a place near us called Maria’s Mom’s Cookies. That name always bugged the hell out of me. 😂
Oh Tammy?
Who's Tammy?
Maria's Mom.
Ohhhh! She's got it going on!
Brian: Stewie what are you doing??.... Stewie: Being awesome
Stevie drunk and the cookie monster thing were funny u ruined my childhood but still made my day..
“We did so, so making a family” 😂😂
Perfect timing I just bought cookies
Thank you for posting this
Lmao Cleveland with the BBW
2:05 that was the right thing to do peter
1:09 Thanos transformation 50% completed
That water-parting animation is surprisingly good for Family Guy
PETER AND HE'S EXPECTATION.🤔😳👏👍💯
Actual Title: “Peetuh has a lot of Money”
Lady: at least I know I'm bad, so that makes me a little less bad, or worse
Peter: knocks her out with tray
Louis: that was the right thing to do Peter.
Damn thanks for the subtitles man
That talking dog is soo cool😆
YEAH< OHHH YEAHHH! ME A COOKIE MONSTER! hahahaha.
Cookie Monster killed me!!!! 😂😂