@@vakari8507 hey buddy, I'll have you know many of us Americans don't blindly believe the lazy stereotypes given to other countries, many of us are fully aware each country's citizens are individuals not hive minded monoliths. Also I too am a joyless arse hole.
⬆️ Lmao imagine saying that when 30 Seconds To Mars existed long before Jared’s movie career🤣 And actually they’re all relatively within the same net worth and level of successfulness. Jared being the most, then Jake, and then Tobey.
Angela: "Second only to Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach" Family Guy: *ACTUAL BRAND OF BEER. HONEST TO GOD* Me: let's see about that *Google* Well whatdoya know... TWAS a real beer
So, I looked it up. Prison toilets are made of stainless steel. Stainless steel has a much higher melting point than aluminum, which translates into more electricity or fuel to recycle them by melting them down. *304 stainless steel is 8% nickel, and many people are allergic to nickel. It’s bad enough getting a rash on one’s hand from handling stainless steel, can you imagine swallowing it???* They’d probably need to be redesigned with some type of single-use screw tops, but this brings us back to #1. A sealed can made of stainless steel would be too physically tough to open without tools. They’d also be heavier than aluminum cans. All that weight would really add up when we’re talking about large trucks delivering thousands of cans per load.
@@chaddfrancis2179 I don't have a degree in chemical/bio engineering for nothing. Anything can be made out of anything if you have enough time and the right resources.
@@chaddfrancis2179 Your welcome. It's amazing how the public is lied to about everyday things that they always use. So instead of Teflon you might hear stainless steel. Actually, what you really want is Cast Iron.
The New Testament is the part about Jesus, the Old Testament is the Jewish scriptures that predict the arrival of a prophet, but Jews don't think Jesus was it whereas the Christians believed he was.
"the light was still gray" is an underrated joke
Every joke that makes Brian more dog then human is always 100 fire
i dont get it
@@freespirit1869 The joke is that Brian's a dog and hes colorblind
Facts
@@freespirit1869 dogs can't see in colour so when Brian said the light was still grey it's because he can't see it being red yw
"his eyes looked different when he said it" omfg 😂😂😂😂
Yup.
like that...
It took me a second then I threw my phone laughing 🤣
The accuracy in the first skit about Leno and Gyllenhall lmao
Jared Leto*. My bet is I guess they were speaking about Jared Leto.
Peter goes from being forced to stand at his desk to supporting it 😆
I'm a joyless arsehole and even I burst out laughing at the standing desk thing.
Brit spotted
@@jep9092 insecure person spotted
@@jep9092 American spotted. Unfortunately that's worse.
@@vakari8507
hey buddy, I'll have you know many of us Americans don't blindly believe the lazy stereotypes given to other countries, many of us are fully aware each country's citizens are individuals not hive minded monoliths. Also I too am a joyless arse hole.
@@claudiasolomon1123 lol,this guy has a sense of humour.That's cool.
Uber joe: “are you Brian?” 😂
😂😂😂😂
ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS TODAY AND TAKE NOTE 🗒 🙏 🆗
@@freddiestranger9783 fuck god
@@freddiestranger9783 Why are you announcing your own idiocy here?
@@forssi1 Stop being disrespectful to other peoples religious beliefs.
".. Carter Pewterschmidt has bought the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery"
"Now, what's that?"
"It's where you work, Peter"
🤣🤣🤣
michelob ultra dragon fruit peach is actually real lmao
Love me some ultra dragon fruit peach
It was ahead of its time
That's that chick band that went down in some plane crash in Poland or something. Just ceen a blackumentary on it.
I actually don’t even wanna think that was a thing😂
@@pantherplatform ss tf
4:05 to the Asian lady - “well his eyes looked different how he said it...” 🤣
I love how every instructional video in family guy is at least 70 years old
Just like in the Simpsons.
Carter has always been my favorite on this show he’s hysterical 😭😭😭
Mr. Pewterschmidt actually makes a good point about standing desks. Sitting is the disease and standing is THE CURE!
Well I can't just take this sitting down!
@@BigBadWolf995 Gotta stand up for ourselves!
Now that's a product I can stand behind!
Fucking lame
👩🏽🦽 bye-
Those scenes with Jesus in always crack me up.
Ollie is a perfect cartoon character
So is Joe.
Joe Mama
9:22 that whimper
🤣🤣 Brian was like there's kids in the room watch your swearing
Brian is always good with kids even when kids get hurt around him somebody else is usually involved
1:51 i love how brain is enjoying driving a car like a dog enjoys playing a toy
It was supposed to be humiliating but Peter seemed to enjoy some of pewterschmidts jokes.
Standing Desk Guy Gets Car Keyed.
Everyone a suspect. XD
I wouldn't do that to my douchebag coworker.
"well his eyes looked different when he said it, but that's the gist" bruh 🤣🤣🤦♀️
“I don’t know why they call it the sanitarium that place is a filthy hell hole” 😂😂😂😂😂
Stewie Vs Eric Cartman.
Which one is more disturbed.
eric he litterly killed his enemys parents and feed them to him in a chilly
Until Stewie has the parents of his enemies killed and fed to them, Cartman wins this
Appreciate it guys
I mean stewie did find all brian's siblings and tortured them also killing one just so brian can help find hannah montana tickets
@@theunburnedmonkey7953 Eric did several genocides, and killed a couple to make a chilly of it and feed it to their child
that “less successful version of Tobey Maguire” joke certainly hasn’t aged well
Why? I've been busy :/
@@michael_zaki6903 Both those guys are more successful than Tobey Macguire
@@runstarhomer2754 jake yes,jared nope
⬆️ Lmao imagine saying that when 30 Seconds To Mars existed long before Jared’s movie career🤣 And actually they’re all relatively within the same net worth and level of successfulness. Jared being the most, then Jake, and then Tobey.
Which one has played Spider-Man? Checkmate athiest
Angela: "Second only to Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach"
Family Guy: *ACTUAL BRAND OF BEER. HONEST TO GOD*
Me: let's see about that *Google* Well whatdoya know... TWAS a real beer
And it’s fucking delicious let me tell ya
"IM GONNA MAKE YOU THE PROUDEST TIGER MOM OF ALL, NOT LIKE HOW JESUS FEELS ABOUT HIS KID!!"
LOL from cop to Uber
Me: *Has a desk which can be raised or lowered because I hate how looking at a downward angle at my laptop has messed up my posture* O_O
Coulda just bought a laptop stand, or lowered the chair
y o u w i I I n e v e r b e a w o m a n
*Tickle tickle you*
The fact that they subtlely implied Carter has prostate cancer is fucking wild
nah just an enlarged prostate
I never thought that Peter had glasses
There's children in the room watch your swearing 😂😂😂
Didn't get it
' Have you ever been with a man who's got a prostate the size of beefsteak tomato'? 😂😂😂
I love Trisha, tiger mom Trisha and also the Trisha that would get with me just to get me to disclose secrets, she is dreamy
When he said she sent me a picture of her smoothie, I was picturing something totally different 😂🤣😂
(3:46) Did anybody else look up Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach?
Yes! It was once real !!
Chinese vending machine: you dollar funnny 🤣
Im guessing its Japanese
It’s Japanese jackass
It's been established that Trisha is Japanese, yes.
6:43 Stewie looks like Dwight Schrute
Ollie hits different when your not ready for it
To be fair, if Frankenstein had finished the woman his problems would have been solved
Stay safe yall and healthy.
You too!
you too
I just realized peter had glasses
5:11 to 5:18 so good and so true
That was the dirtiest Hollywood product placement ever..the drink..
So, I looked it up. Prison toilets are made of stainless steel.
Stainless steel has a much higher melting point than aluminum, which translates into more electricity or fuel to recycle them by melting them down.
*304 stainless steel is 8% nickel, and many people are allergic to nickel. It’s bad enough getting a rash on one’s hand from handling stainless steel, can you imagine swallowing it???*
They’d probably need to be redesigned with some type of single-use screw tops, but this brings us back to #1. A sealed can made of stainless steel would be too physically tough to open without tools.
They’d also be heavier than aluminum cans. All that weight would really add up when we’re talking about large trucks delivering thousands of cans per load.
I like this.People sharing information and and i learn something new.
@@chaddfrancis2179 I don't have a degree in chemical/bio engineering for nothing. Anything can be made out of anything if you have enough time and the right resources.
@@TheMpo1986 It's okay,i didn't know this info and you taught something new,i'm grateful.Gonna screen shot it.Knowledge is Knowledge.I appreciate it.
@@chaddfrancis2179 Your welcome. It's amazing how the public is lied to about everyday things that they always use. So instead of Teflon you might hear stainless steel. Actually, what you really want is Cast Iron.
"The driver was being mouth pleased" 🤣🤣🤣
Mama Tricia 🙈💀
That’s strange because it people don’t have secrets that could be odd
That sad moment when Peter couldn't go with quagmire to surf 🤣🤣
🤙🏾
🤙🏻
Top 10 sad cartoon moments.
rest in peace carrie fisher :( sts-225
I can relate to that surf camp bit 😞
Well there's children in the room, watch your swearing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣fu&king Brian omg hahaha
“You would believe any story about me being a dick” That’s Jared Leto final answer
Welcome to Quhag , a place where babies never grow and dogs drive 😂😂
Qahog*
Well there’s children in the room so watch your swearing. 😂😂 Since when they were so careful with their language?
“Good night transition gender co-worker that we had whole meeting” 3:20 😂😂😂
Lol. Jesus's bible was opened to the new testament i.e. the last third of the Bible
The New Testament is the part about Jesus, the Old Testament is the Jewish scriptures that predict the arrival of a prophet, but Jews don't think Jesus was it whereas the Christians believed he was.
@@stephhhie17 that's why I thought it was funny. Glad to see you got my drift.
@@pantherplatform Doi, for some reason I thought you were pointing it out because it was mistake. I'm an idiot
@@stephhhie17 Bible nerd lol
Wow a section in the comments section where people aren’t rude to one another. Good job guys 👍🏻
Anybody wants dirty underwear, the vending machine is over there. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So good.
Carter finally bought The Big Drink
Holy shit standing desk joke
3:50 I know I'm not the only one who looked this up.
0:35 😂😂🤣 i swear the only logical thing Peter has ever done in his life is having Lois as his wife
You have to say: sitting is the number one killer in America 🇺🇸.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:32 to 9:56 😂😂
How does joe drive that cop car?
@RedSt4r My aunt has Spinabifida. You are correct.
@@stavrosgiannaros7041 my best friend has the same thing, those hand controls come in clutch 😂
in one episode they showed that he does indeed use tubes that he blows in to operate the gas/brakes/etc
It's a cartoon lol. Just 1uh those things that is a given. Funny its never explained to the viewer though.
@@Alan_Masters21 I see what you did there...
Peter had lenses😂
"You shouldn't have made a guy." Is funny, cause of the theories that Dr. Frankenstein was gay.
Really?😂
But i also think people would call any man gay if hes focused on his work and minds his own business. I think thats sad.
That's a stupid theory. What about Elisabeth?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 his sister? Maybe not the best example
Well his eyes looked different when he said it 😂
1:30 "Griffin What Are You Doing Here"
Lol brown looks gd in stewie 😅👌🏾
3:50
I looked it up, they didn't lie XD
Were they gonna drive to Belize??
"Are you Bryan?"
I actually just realised that Brian's car is really nice, I'd never paid attention to it until Joe pulled him over
I hate how accurate the driver’s ed video was
8:45 OH MY GOD its JACKIE CHAN
“I’m gonna fast forward…”
what Episode is this so I can watch the whole Ep. on Disney +
2:28 "Are You Brian"
How exactly does Joe drive a car?
The end is messed up😂😂
I’m gonna fast forward 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Season 15 episode 8
Mama Trisha 😂
"Good night, gender-transitioned coworker we had a whole meeting about"
Corporate America in a sentence
Now whats that?
Its where you work peter
5:08 lol
Standing desk hope my boss not watching this
He would wanna innovate🤦🏿♂️
I rather work for doctor Frankenstein 😂😂😂😂
U have to say sitting is a killer chair in 🇺🇸
I can still see the characters, want to zoom in more? 😂
Carter Pewterschmidt looks like Ted Turner
3:25 this sounds so real
0:12 is it only me or this guy sounds like pathfinder from apex ?
Are you Brian?😂😂
Superman does 😂
1:02
Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited Egor.
Party pooper, party pooper
Damn!
That vending machine is a real thing in Japan
Yes…actually.
Ive only now just noticed how does joe drive a car? Yet alone is a uber driver?
that's true
You guys never heard of adapted controls huh?
Why wouldn’t he?
@@petec3658 I think the fact that it's a fucking cartoon makes more sense.
Lots of people have been asking this. Many cripples can drive, they have specially modified cars.