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  • @treyholyfield9913
    @treyholyfield9913 Před 2 lety +1696

    'I hear Pinterest has some great pictures of sinks' has me feeling personally attacked in the vaguest way possible.

  • @baloney1096
    @baloney1096 Před 3 lety +1604

    7 people didn’t pay for the bread

  • @yungraposo2246
    @yungraposo2246 Před 2 lety +622

    *Y O U H A V E T O P A Y F O R T H E B R E A D*

    • @vampsarecool
      @vampsarecool Před 2 lety +20

      I'm just pictureing how delicious that bread would have been if it wasn't free. Hot fresh. Covered in butter and cheese!

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 Před rokem

      Wasn't he the stop sign guy?

  • @puffm696
    @puffm696 Před 2 lety +1112

    1:05 “Amber alert white Honda Accord” had me dying 😂

  • @starfallentertainment9131
    @starfallentertainment9131 Před 2 lety +5080

    You have to pray for the bread

  • @goretoriumgaming8600
    @goretoriumgaming8600 Před 2 lety +3088

    The poor server who broke down when he didn't pay for the bread was probably getting written up and or fired over it... sadly in most restaurants I've worked in any table walks out without paying it's a mandatory writeup/disciplinary

    • @jonahbenson5755
      @jonahbenson5755 Před 2 lety +84

      Cause they didn't pay for the bread

    • @longreachkirk9765
      @longreachkirk9765 Před 2 lety +37

      Probebly not. It’s a cartoon, you numpty

    • @cliveessuman8644
      @cliveessuman8644 Před 2 lety +25

      It is sad that this discipline is metted out to immigrants rather! This is so unfair!

    • @depressoespresso8885
      @depressoespresso8885 Před 2 lety +144

      @@longreachkirk9765 yes but this cartoon is largely a satirical reflection of current American society so it makes sense for American viewers to empathise with characters that resemble real world people facing events that resemble real world events

    • @PennyMsElite
      @PennyMsElite Před 2 lety +10

      So they have to tackle the customer or else?

  • @ganzonomy
    @ganzonomy Před 2 lety +691

    You have to pay for the bread!!!!

    • @ajscott9528
      @ajscott9528 Před 2 lety +36

      The bread isn't free??? 😳

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Před 2 lety

      I’ve thought it was complementary until your main dish came

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Před 2 lety

      @@byronrush9802 never expect anything to be free in a restaurant lmao the waiter brought a bottle of water though I didn't ask. I thought fine might as well. and it was like 5$...

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 Před 2 lety

      @@hel2727 oh yeah that's how Olive garden gets you

    • @sharpasacueball
      @sharpasacueball Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@byronrush9802Absolutely deserved for going to olive garden in the first place

  • @Wasarella
    @Wasarella Před 2 lety +537

    As someone who has never kept up with the kardashians, 3:49 cleared things up

    • @san8188
      @san8188 Před 2 lety +1

      Kardashians are trash

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax Před rokem +4

      Same

    • @shrek3397
      @shrek3397 Před rokem +5

      It’s not even up to date now which is crazy

  • @B1LLBILL
    @B1LLBILL Před 2 lety +430

    Lol I like how Stewie drew up the Kardashian family tree when the guy asked what they missed out on for the last 20 years

  • @sethgonzalez1716
    @sethgonzalez1716 Před 2 lety +134

    Why is no one bringing up the fact they referenced a joke from forever ago that stewie worked for a pizza hut in target

  • @kennethnwebb
    @kennethnwebb Před 2 lety +243

    that VCR was really strong to break the boat

    • @trevorjames9366
      @trevorjames9366 Před 2 lety +18

      really old vcrs were beasts! like 30 Lbs and solid ,.ones from the 1990s were sleek and lightweight with more plastic.

    • @CityBeachgirl-mq6ts
      @CityBeachgirl-mq6ts Před 9 měsíci

      Hi Kenneth 👋...how are you doing?

  • @RentaEric
    @RentaEric Před 2 lety +514

    You can throw away almost anything in this world, but you can't throw away a friendship

  • @pathofvenus6
    @pathofvenus6 Před 2 lety +344

    can't believe he didn't pay for the bread

  • @oditavell9659
    @oditavell9659 Před 2 lety +168

    "these are things you don't say to a baby" 💀

  • @feliperenan6627
    @feliperenan6627 Před 2 lety +59

    The Gigg IT y was genius

  • @lasers33
    @lasers33 Před 2 lety +144

    9:33 how can Lois not know Stewie is missing 😂

    • @Amr_D
      @Amr_D Před 2 lety +4

      I like it when Lois helps quagmire get some pussy while the son is stranded on an island

    • @kookie_krissy6728
      @kookie_krissy6728 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Amr_D bruh Louis could care less about her children, I mean have you seen the way she treat Meg

    • @Aiibh
      @Aiibh Před 2 lety +4

      It's a show ya flakes 😂

    • @lasers33
      @lasers33 Před 2 lety +2

      Somebody call CPS 😂

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar Před 2 lety

      @@kookie_krissy6728 everybody treats Meg bad

  • @jvsg3000
    @jvsg3000 Před 2 lety +191

    The Escher floor plan scene was amazing!

  • @quickrevive7808
    @quickrevive7808 Před 2 lety +45

    GiggITy got me lol

  • @Amrutht1
    @Amrutht1 Před 2 lety +36

    ‘GIGGITY’ 😂😂

  • @LiveNiceness14
    @LiveNiceness14 Před 3 lety +52

    Mike Bubble 😂😂😂

    • @ghostmod556
      @ghostmod556 Před 2 lety +1

      At the risk of being embarrassment 😂 he’s our man

  • @gorky1986
    @gorky1986 Před 2 lety +151

    1:45 Brian and Stewie are so cute ❤️ cuddled together.. Stewie is my favourite

  • @malfaroangel3896
    @malfaroangel3896 Před 2 lety +135

    The McDonalds line is Fucken hilarious, all the older women I dated. They find that shit hilarious makes them feel like they apart of the young crowd

    • @Octavia-nd3br
      @Octavia-nd3br Před 2 lety +31

      I've literally never heard a young person call McDonald's that.

    • @deadbody6112
      @deadbody6112 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Octavia-nd3br lmfao

    • @deadbody6112
      @deadbody6112 Před 2 lety +6

      @jumpdirty my parents say that and I’m 24 lmao Mickey Ds is something 42+ people say

    • @MissVictoryRolls1940
      @MissVictoryRolls1940 Před rokem

      I think it must be your outstanding grammar, obvious stellar personality and witty repartee that does it, no?

    • @sammiepittman3130
      @sammiepittman3130 Před rokem +1

      You have to be lyin bruh. No one is laughing at that 😂

  • @phlegmconnoisseur2241
    @phlegmconnoisseur2241 Před 2 lety +83

    I swear quagmire was in his 60s

    • @BarbusCraft
      @BarbusCraft Před 2 lety +24

      His age comes and goes apparently.

    • @kilsnacks
      @kilsnacks Před 2 lety +8

      He’s 61 I believe

  • @AnAntidisestablishmentarianist

    The random zooms make this totally not copyright infringement.

  • @alexc8209
    @alexc8209 Před 2 lety +100

    1 bottle fart for Russel Brand is a fair deal.

  • @VanLupen
    @VanLupen Před 2 lety +36

    I’m eating Mickey D’s while watching this.

  • @Jordanthecool7
    @Jordanthecool7 Před 2 lety +13

    6:48 lmfao “ Oww, that feels great”

  • @y_e_i8213
    @y_e_i8213 Před 2 lety +26

    I went to Italy in 2012 and my husband I went to a restaurant where they served us water out of a glass bottle. We looked at the menu and decided we wanted more options so we left. The waiter chased us down to get his 3 euro. In America there’s no need to charge for water and it wasn’t like we ordered specialty water.

    • @coolkid-xc1yi
      @coolkid-xc1yi Před 2 lety

      In india they don't charge for appetizers. Beer usually comes free lol

    • @ezodragon
      @ezodragon Před 2 lety +1

      it's bottled water, if you want tap water you have to specify. some areas don't have drinkable tap water though

    • @mtoffo2275
      @mtoffo2275 Před 2 měsíci

      Most restaurants in Europe make a profit basically just off of beverages (no idea if that's the case in the US). That's probably why. Unless it's tap water you gotta pay for it

  • @calmingmind668
    @calmingmind668 Před 2 lety +23

    3:51 well now you need to fix the family tree. A lot has changed

  • @billvrd6833
    @billvrd6833 Před 2 lety +22

    I just realized in this episode Stewie is like a middle aged woman

  • @kittypetjaguire8570
    @kittypetjaguire8570 Před 2 lety +10

    Stewie half asleep at sea: “Mneeh? Moana?”
    I had to rewatch that scene a few times to be sure. I couldn’t believe it. 😂👌🏻

  • @hernantmedina6810
    @hernantmedina6810 Před 2 lety +41

    you have to pay for the bread 🥖

  • @benedictcumberbatchfacts5571

    Mike Bubble always makes me laugh 😂

  • @Arn_ob
    @Arn_ob Před 2 lety +18

    How could he forgot to pay for that bread😢

  • @mulugetakejela6126
    @mulugetakejela6126 Před 2 lety +6

    The waiter reminded me of some people who just wouldn’t take things easy.

  • @marias6583
    @marias6583 Před 2 lety +6

    Hahah I love how the booze cruise guys talk 🤣

  • @dailycookies524
    @dailycookies524 Před 2 lety +12

    YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BREAD 🥖 YOU HAVE TO PRAY FOR THE BREAD 🍞

  • @kermitdaphrogge525
    @kermitdaphrogge525 Před 2 lety +19

    I find Stewie as the most rational and intellectual guy.

  • @candicebrown9157
    @candicebrown9157 Před 2 lety +86

    What if we don’t want the bread…? Do we still have to pay for the bread

    • @longreachkirk9765
      @longreachkirk9765 Před 2 lety +35

      YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BREAD

    • @KathrinaMahabir
      @KathrinaMahabir Před 2 lety +4

      @@longreachkirk9765 😂😂😂

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 Před 2 lety +3

      You do, as it’s part of your meal
      Even if you don’t order anything, they made warm fresh bread for you that they can’t sell again and have to trow out then

    • @RatchetRorschach
      @RatchetRorschach Před 2 lety +2

      say you don't want any bread at the earliest moment you step foot on the establishment, they won't be serving you one, you don't have to pay for the bread "free" servings

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Před 2 lety +35

    Stewie is so hilarious 😂

  • @vivekkrish2001
    @vivekkrish2001 Před 2 lety +24

    GiggITy

  • @luccielemon
    @luccielemon Před 2 lety +23

    you have to pay for the bread

  • @kaiirosarchive
    @kaiirosarchive Před rokem

    The ambler alert got me 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @youtubesurfin8427
    @youtubesurfin8427 Před 2 lety +7

    "Oh yea I plowed her thanks again" 😂

  • @theylivewesleep4570
    @theylivewesleep4570 Před 2 lety +81

    Slap that feels GREAT Quagmire!🤣🤣🤣

  • @afriendofjamis
    @afriendofjamis Před 2 lety +5

    Lois stopping for a second in front of the wine sale 💀

  • @renasuftade
    @renasuftade Před 7 měsíci

    What i realized is that all those texts you sent me... They are like my Bible now. I just keep using these same tips on different women. I owe you Lois. You've opened up a whole world of middle aged legs to me 😂😂😂😂

  • @sevn7842
    @sevn7842 Před 2 lety +15

    Now i'm curious about sink pics in pinterest

  • @colind333
    @colind333 Před 2 lety +1

    the "IT" reference was clever😂😂

  • @jakem4361
    @jakem4361 Před rokem +2

    “oh right. hey craig.”

  • @MikailStoner
    @MikailStoner Před 2 lety +27

    "From the moment we arrived I've ither been drunk or ejaculating"
    "These are things you don't say to a baby"

    • @hiphopfahm3794
      @hiphopfahm3794 Před 2 lety

      Well a regular baby wouldn't understand but Stewie does 😂

  • @alpatnewarkoti60
    @alpatnewarkoti60 Před 2 lety +5

    "Guilt cancer "😂😂

  • @RaiznReign
    @RaiznReign Před 2 lety +43

    That zoom editing is just... ehhh. Especially with text jokes.

  • @DRINK_MY_TEARS_Inc
    @DRINK_MY_TEARS_Inc Před rokem +6

    I laughed so hard when Brian dropped the VCR and the boat sank 😂 😂😂😂

  • @revuutube
    @revuutube Před 2 lety +15

    Thunder Island
    Cassette Tape In Your Dad's Car
    And then it plays in various forms for the rest of the episode and credits, loved that gag.

  • @brittneydavis7330
    @brittneydavis7330 Před 2 lety

    You have to pay for the bread 🍞 🤣 lol

  • @francis6775
    @francis6775 Před 2 lety +34

    That is a really weak boat...

  • @asliceofwholewheatbread
    @asliceofwholewheatbread Před 2 lety +6

    How did Louis not notice her baby as a Pizza Hut clerk?

  • @tumimabogoane9319
    @tumimabogoane9319 Před rokem

    Trevor somebody😂😂😂 I took offence to that as a South African😅

  • @Pharoax
    @Pharoax Před rokem +2

    “Amber alert white Honda accord license plate” LMAOO

  • @MissCracker
    @MissCracker Před rokem +2

    Sometimes I think about where my garbage goes and if it ends up in the pacific and think about the sea life choking on my plastic bottle caps and then I immediately forget about it and move on.

  • @Wogsmawp
    @Wogsmawp Před 2 lety

    Hey that’s the you have to stop for my hand guy 😂

  • @gana7206
    @gana7206 Před 2 lety +11

    giggITy

  • @littlefairygirl161
    @littlefairygirl161 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I might not be a big fan of Glenn but that coffee shop scene was pretty funny 😂

  • @petergriffin110
    @petergriffin110 Před 2 lety +6

    Hey Peter this is gragmire from the funny show

  • @mapples007
    @mapples007 Před rokem +1

    Ray....the..mountain.😆

  • @vashythewabbit8288
    @vashythewabbit8288 Před 2 lety +3

    It's rather bizarre that they decided to animate the bread server during his break down.

  • @Escapepodalpha
    @Escapepodalpha Před 2 lety +16

    THE BREAD PAY FOR IT

  • @AlexPavelka
    @AlexPavelka Před 2 lety +9

    These are things you don’t say to a baby

  • @malemnganba4590
    @malemnganba4590 Před 2 lety +8

    'I create a monster'
    That was hilarious.

  • @LataraMashups
    @LataraMashups Před rokem

    "Mike Bubble." 😭

  • @noblitized
    @noblitized Před 2 lety +4

    1:05 this is why i love this show

  • @AymenZero
    @AymenZero Před 2 lety +8

    bruh he didn't pay for the bread

  • @shekinaherinac1046
    @shekinaherinac1046 Před 2 lety +1

    The kardashian family tree needs to be updated

  • @growmory
    @growmory Před 2 lety +4

    2:38 message in a bottle ✨

  • @DRINK_MY_TEARS_Inc
    @DRINK_MY_TEARS_Inc Před rokem

    5:29 “Please call the DWB I’m stuck down here” 😂

  • @jamshidkhazra3922
    @jamshidkhazra3922 Před 2 měsíci

    You have to pay for the bread 😅😅😂

  • @mtoffo2275
    @mtoffo2275 Před 2 měsíci

    Boy, everyone on that island is really muscular

  • @TheRealProGaymer
    @TheRealProGaymer Před 2 lety +5

    Pennywise ❌
    Giggity ✅

  • @sinethdassanayaka6412
    @sinethdassanayaka6412 Před 2 lety

    make the full song of bad habbits with that beat

  • @MathWasa26
    @MathWasa26 Před 2 lety +13

    Amber alert
    White Honda Accord
    License plate
    Owaha...

  • @AnAntidisestablishmentarianist

    Peter overpaid for Russell Brand.

  • @the-one-you-gonna-die-from7642

    lmao quagmire starts saying the amber alert🤣💀

  • @dixonpinfold2582
    @dixonpinfold2582 Před rokem +1

    Hahahaha Worth it for the sick Russell Brand burn alone!

  • @Safestill
    @Safestill Před 2 lety +20

    My Luna Bar for women!

  • @abitofsupport601
    @abitofsupport601 Před 2 lety +12

    I'm sorry I didn't pay for the bread

  • @johnmichaelhoyt9340
    @johnmichaelhoyt9340 Před rokem

    This is a really funny episode

  • @lukashavlik7576
    @lukashavlik7576 Před 2 lety +4

    THE CLOSE UP IS WAAAAY TOO HARD

  • @adamgoldsteintv
    @adamgoldsteintv Před 2 lety +5

    It would be nice if Lois paid for the bread.

  • @iamanentppersonalitytype3184

    You have to pay for the bread

  • @GlassyCrib
    @GlassyCrib Před 3 lety +11

    What episode

  • @evanjacob5416
    @evanjacob5416 Před 8 měsíci

    “Please call the DWP, i’m stuck down here”

  • @trejones3075
    @trejones3075 Před 2 lety +1

    When he started reading the amber alert 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @theonlycorner7519
    @theonlycorner7519 Před 2 lety +3

    Trevor Somebody (Black) that's fricken hilarious, Family Guy does it once again

  • @Whitejesselink
    @Whitejesselink Před 2 lety +1

    I like the bread guy.

  • @youlovechika
    @youlovechika Před 2 měsíci

    the bread😭

  • @dailycookies524
    @dailycookies524 Před 2 lety +4

    Stewie and Brian : AH WHO ARE YOU?! ???: I’m bread. Stewie and Brian : What?

  • @desireehayles9353
    @desireehayles9353 Před rokem +1

    "These are things you don't say to a baby"

  • @jessic9743
    @jessic9743 Před 2 lety +1

    You have to pay for the bread. He wants a tip to go with.

  • @luenicluke
    @luenicluke Před 2 lety +3

    94 people didn’t pay for the bread