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  • @gregjenkinson7512
    @gregjenkinson7512 Před 2 lety +5277

    Joe's scream when he gets coffee poured on him is hilarious 😂

    • @djdraws4555
      @djdraws4555 Před 2 lety +139

      Is it weird that when ever joe screams it's funny

    • @alexandersmith2422
      @alexandersmith2422 Před 2 lety +59

      It made me belly laugh 🤣

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Před 2 lety +46

      People tend to say Stewie + Brian are the best part of the show currently. But tbh it is Joe carrying the jokes. I am never unhappy with more Joe in an episode.

    • @HaloMaster1243
      @HaloMaster1243 Před 2 lety +7

      I love that he said he wanted another

    • @mohamedbangura4092
      @mohamedbangura4092 Před 2 lety +5

      @@djdraws4555 he has a crak voice

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 Před 2 lety +944

    “i’m an alcoholic” “oh, right” fucking killed me laughing

    • @lunantix
      @lunantix Před 2 lety +7

      Why did I read this right when the line popped up?

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 Před rokem +2

      Family Guy still lands a few jokes here and there

  • @alansun697
    @alansun697 Před 2 lety +1055

    “What are you doing here?”
    “… I’m an alcoholic…”

    • @TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT
      @TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT Před 2 lety +9

      I felt this. My dad was an alcoholic and he hit me and my sister

    • @vasqueos
      @vasqueos Před 2 lety +27

      @@TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT thats funny

    • @akjhwhj33
      @akjhwhj33 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT ok

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 Před 2 lety

      @@TheOriginalShoneBoyOnYT well that's enough psychological damage for one day

    • @goofygoof1620
      @goofygoof1620 Před 2 lety

      VEGETA SUPER SAYAYIN 10MILX8 shit not funny bitch

  • @TheCreedBratton
    @TheCreedBratton Před 2 lety +3967

    That monster truck gun show is the most American thing I've ever seen 🤣

    • @ryansheffield5930
      @ryansheffield5930 Před 2 lety +139

      No no, it’s not American. It’s AMERUICAN!

    • @DMBRNGR-nm8wd
      @DMBRNGR-nm8wd Před 2 lety +137

      Bro, you can punch a baby WHILE SMOKING A CIGARETTE, who the fuck doesnt wanna do that?

    • @thisisahandlelol
      @thisisahandlelol Před 2 lety +41

      Those organizers are definitely not getting back their deposit

    • @shubester3357
      @shubester3357 Před 2 lety +6

      🤣

    • @ydcagu5769
      @ydcagu5769 Před 2 lety +13

      @@thisisahandlelol it's the 28th annual so who knows 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @TheOvervoid
    @TheOvervoid Před 2 lety +542

    "Brian what are you doing here"
    "I'm an alcoholic"
    Mood

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 Před 2 lety +3815

    'Do whatever you want all the time' .........🤣

  • @dahat1992
    @dahat1992 Před 2 lety +2107

    As a new parent, Brian encapsulates everything that's easy to be, but that I never want to be. It's easy to know what to do, but hard to actually do it.

  • @pablovazquezpablo3190
    @pablovazquezpablo3190 Před 2 lety +95

    Brian gives great parental advice
    Ida:”how are you and your son?”
    Brian: “we dont talk”

    • @DotaTurbo69
      @DotaTurbo69 Před 10 měsíci

      I didnt know brian had a son , imma search now after watching this

  • @lostkatakombs749
    @lostkatakombs749 Před 4 lety +213

    So this is the first episode where they all call him Glen a lot

  • @adjackson6017
    @adjackson6017 Před 2 lety +946

    Gene was a flawed man but he took care of those kids like they were his own. Rest In Peace Gene.

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas Před 2 lety +152

    "Brian, what are you doing here?'
    "I'm an alcoholic."
    Simpsons joke.

  • @aleksejmilojevic6048
    @aleksejmilojevic6048 Před 2 lety +269

    "Does anyone other than Robert have an offer"
    I'm dead 🤣🤣

  • @Wheels91hockey
    @Wheels91hockey Před 2 lety +204

    Joe screaming from the coffee makes me laugh every time 😂

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 Před 2 lety +213

    This is hilarious I instantly thought of Tony Soprano as soon as Peter started walking out that door

    • @1SKB
      @1SKB Před 2 lety

      Tony is a racist Legend crazy how that show is popular

    • @blasty137
      @blasty137 Před 2 lety +2

      I didn't get it until reading the headline, which makes the scene pure genius :D

    • @levay8224
      @levay8224 Před 2 lety

      @@blasty137 I was talking about how they should’ve made him exhale loudly while reading the newspaper

    • @lazerbeamspewpew4728
      @lazerbeamspewpew4728 Před 2 lety +1

      @@1SKB sounds as if u and ur cancel culture is ready with yo torches and pitch-forks. Crazy how you ppl think u rule the country .

  • @heramaaroricon4738
    @heramaaroricon4738 Před 2 lety +1364

    Joe: I am basically a human steady cam
    Me, a media designer: wheezes in laugh and pain

    • @lucaszwastetzky8696
      @lucaszwastetzky8696 Před 2 lety +36

      Way to lie about your job to no one for absolutely no reason. It doesn't take an 8th grader's education to know that you really work at a deli inside one of those discount grocery stores where the lower-middle-class parents go to take out their pent-up frustration on the employees when they make a minor mistake.

    • @benitomussolini7436
      @benitomussolini7436 Před 2 lety +31

      Damn bro you're a media designer? That's crazy but you know what's even crazier the fact that no one asked

    • @stevenmccreight296
      @stevenmccreight296 Před 2 lety +10

      Sounds like a made up job lol

    • @mukbangbrothers9808
      @mukbangbrothers9808 Před 2 lety +2

      That wasn’t even funny. I doubt your a media designer

    • @glaciiz
      @glaciiz Před 2 lety +18

      All of you are so nice

  • @xisnothappy
    @xisnothappy Před 2 lety +523

    quagmire is 61 and ida is his parent which means brian hooked up with a probably 81 year old 🥴

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 Před 2 lety +55

      Actually Quagmire is in his 70s now.

    • @Brickedup4life
      @Brickedup4life Před 2 lety +52

      Quagmire is fucking what now

    • @jep9092
      @jep9092 Před 2 lety +12

      Oh crap I never realized that

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 Před 2 lety +18

      Brian probably is too in dog years.

    • @Thiefnuker
      @Thiefnuker Před 2 lety +53

      What about Ida tho? She hooked up with a dog, I don't think it's the *age difference* we should be concerned about here :D

  • @ryandickerson9699
    @ryandickerson9699 Před 2 lety +211

    The fish is for the gentleman and the chicken is for the lady.
    The waiter was right to be confused.
    Brian is no gentleman.

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Před 2 lety +2

      hahahahahahaha.......

    • @benitomussolini7436
      @benitomussolini7436 Před 2 lety +11

      Yeah they're both male so obviously he would be confused

    • @WatanukiProductions
      @WatanukiProductions Před 2 lety +2

      No disrespect meant but Brian is a dog (and you generally can't tell a dog sex without looking at their junk.) and his date has a very strong jawline. I would also be thrown off.

    • @martinorozco6759
      @martinorozco6759 Před rokem +4

      @@benitomussolini7436 and one is a dog😭

  • @VQSeries
    @VQSeries Před 2 lety +30

    Joe's sneeze lmaooo & Brian to Room service: SCHNAUSAGES :-) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GTFour
    @GTFour Před 2 lety +99

    I like how these uploads are only half the episode, cut off half the screen and never shows the ending.

    • @Kitkatklaws
      @Kitkatklaws Před 2 lety +5

      Shut UP ping

    • @dallasprice4779
      @dallasprice4779 Před 2 lety +11

      You realize, someone edited it on purpose so it would be allowed on CZcams according to the guidelines. Only way to make so available and free.

    • @SanctusBacchus
      @SanctusBacchus Před 2 lety +4

      @@dallasprice4779 or just watch it literally anywhere else. There's many sites where the whole catalogue is available free.

    • @Jordan.machi__
      @Jordan.machi__ Před 2 lety +3

      @@SanctusBacchus then it wouldn’t be on ✨CZcams✨ which would defeat the purpose of his response. 😐

    • @SanctusBacchus
      @SanctusBacchus Před 2 lety

      @@Jordan.machi__ huh?

  • @KenGutierrez01
    @KenGutierrez01 Před 2 lety +123

    “Name five things wrong with each of them”
    I think we can do more then 5 lol

    • @EinDeutscherPatriot620
      @EinDeutscherPatriot620 Před 9 měsíci +1

      They looked absolutely destroyed on the inside and out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryderTheHedgehog2004
    @ryderTheHedgehog2004 Před 2 lety +21

    I love how the commercial just wants you to smoke and that's it

  • @irequestabuff8484
    @irequestabuff8484 Před 2 lety +59

    2:01 somewhat wholesome that peter tried defending his friends

  • @remariowilson3744
    @remariowilson3744 Před 2 lety +203

    How's your son Brian? We dont talk 😂😂😂😂

  • @defectummeum5170
    @defectummeum5170 Před 2 lety +127

    The "snauseges" had me dying for no reason 😂😂

    • @LusiiUwU
      @LusiiUwU Před 11 měsíci +4

      why'd he turn into brian the big white dog what happened to clifford

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@LusiiUwU It's a reference to an old commercial for Snausages, a brand of dog treat.

  • @moviemaker2011z
    @moviemaker2011z Před 2 lety +629

    Beer in a bag... well joe isn't wrong, they have wine in a bag and in some parts of the world they have milk in a bag so he's not exactly off the mark there.

    • @WhoElseButZane
      @WhoElseButZane Před 2 lety +13

      And those places are unholy lands

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z Před 2 lety +19

      @@WhoElseButZane agreed.
      *stares menacingly at canada*

    • @SeanDaNerd
      @SeanDaNerd Před 2 lety +10

      There are sodas in bags too. I don’t know why my ancestral homeland does it, but they do.

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z Před 2 lety +4

      @@SeanDaNerd which country is this now?

    • @alexwest2573
      @alexwest2573 Před 2 lety +1

      Yea and boxed water too

  • @codywilliams3789
    @codywilliams3789 Před 2 lety +29

    The commercial for the monster truck rally was hilarious 😂

  • @christeena2344
    @christeena2344 Před 2 lety +12

    Joe lowkey mad funny 😂😂his subtle replies so nonchalant be having me weak

  • @Mr.ChronicIe
    @Mr.ChronicIe Před 2 lety +103

    Joe when he is back from the bathroom sending that clip got me dying😂

    • @zizouwowist1641
      @zizouwowist1641 Před 2 lety

      he wasnt in the toilet. he wish he could pee and shit like evryone. that was the joke. like pretedning he was jumping with them.

  • @balintnyulaszi1848
    @balintnyulaszi1848 Před 2 lety +551

    "No porn in the bar"
    "It's okay, I'm transgender"
    "Oh sorry, I had no idea, just do whatewer you want" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll Před 2 lety +81

      I respect them for making that joke

    • @balintnyulaszi1848
      @balintnyulaszi1848 Před 2 lety +13

      @@tulipalll me too

    • @qwart22
      @qwart22 Před 2 lety +23

      Man I wish I could do whatever I want for being trans 😭

    • @The_Barroth
      @The_Barroth Před 2 lety +37

      That’s how it be. The sad truth of current events

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't believe any group ever should be able to just "do whatever they want, ever." That has corruption written all over it.

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli Před 6 měsíci +7

    "I'm an alchoholic." And "Oh right." Made me uncontrollably laugh 💀

  • @vendett4903
    @vendett4903 Před 2 lety +134

    Lmao Brian being able to talk and act exactly like humans can't paw until the exact time my dog 😂😂😂😂 that's cute

  • @skitzo4448
    @skitzo4448 Před 2 lety +10

    When Brian pops back into the room like a big ass snoopy and says snasuahes 🤣

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 2 lety +8

    The bit with the phone at the beginning was wholesome.

  • @austintress
    @austintress Před rokem +10

    8:54 why is the doug so biggg 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @johnbabar777
    @johnbabar777 Před 2 lety +69

    Lowkey, the clip at the end where the waiter forgets his orders is the most hilarious and relatable thing 🤣

    • @theothesir
      @theothesir Před 2 lety +1

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that..

    • @bigmo8588
      @bigmo8588 Před rokem

      Dude I cant believe there’s no comment on that

    • @bigmo8588
      @bigmo8588 Před rokem +12

      He didn’t forget the orders he just couldn’t tell who the lady was

  • @ArcticArca
    @ArcticArca Před rokem +7

    joe sneezing the howard dean scream was hilarious

  • @miguelrevez2711
    @miguelrevez2711 Před 2 lety +65

    “Oh yea, it’s so hard”.
    “Well yeah, it has to be for sex”.
    Just died from laughing

    • @danny.55
      @danny.55 Před 2 lety +2

      Ha! You naughty naughty girl

    • @miguelrevez2711
      @miguelrevez2711 Před 2 lety +1

      @@danny.55 tf?

    • @danny.55
      @danny.55 Před 2 lety +2

      @@miguelrevez2711 nothing just messing with you. Chill

    • @miguelrevez2711
      @miguelrevez2711 Před 2 lety +1

      @@danny.55 already knew that. Take care!

    • @danny.55
      @danny.55 Před 2 lety

      @@miguelrevez2711 lol yeah. Take care too. Stay safe out there beautiful ❣️✌️

  • @acethebluedragon6016
    @acethebluedragon6016 Před 2 lety +12

    Peter: Name five things wrong with each of them
    Lois: WITH PLEASURE
    I’m surprised she didn’t go for ten each

  • @JustThings1992
    @JustThings1992 Před 2 lety +13

    Joe’s gif joke is hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @dirtydoji
    @dirtydoji Před 2 lety +46

    6:23 dead 😭

  • @sbusutton2209
    @sbusutton2209 Před 2 lety +11

    There’s something cute about the way they text each other

  • @harley_462
    @harley_462 Před 2 lety +18

    Loved Joe's gif all the way 😂

  • @veggieburgerwithfries
    @veggieburgerwithfries Před 2 lety +5

    “How’s your son, Brian?”
    “We don’t talk”

  • @josemercedes2014
    @josemercedes2014 Před 2 lety +15

    " You did it again Glenn Quagmire"😂 he's the best,he be Having me weak

  • @Dcmarvel831
    @Dcmarvel831 Před 2 lety +163

    Joe with the coffee 😂

  • @James-sf7yl
    @James-sf7yl Před 3 lety +293

    6:14 The footage is automatically uploaded to the internet every night.

  • @TheLunatic335
    @TheLunatic335 Před 2 lety +35

    of all the stupid jokes ever produced by this show. the one that got me giggling uncontrollably was the dejected faces they had after lois roasted the fuck out of them.

  • @samthompson5699
    @samthompson5699 Před 2 lety +43

    1:17 how was Joe even driving

  • @Tokax
    @Tokax Před 2 lety +20

    Joes sneeze lmao

  • @superintendentchalmers9543
    @superintendentchalmers9543 Před 2 lety +59

    0:39 Joe wants a cup of joe?

  • @DRINK_MY_TEARS_Inc
    @DRINK_MY_TEARS_Inc Před rokem +19

    Joe’s sneeze is freaking hilarious 😂

    • @To-New-Beginnings.
      @To-New-Beginnings. Před rokem +1

      Wonder what Brian's sneeze would be like since he's not sneezed yet. Lol

  • @pointblank4671
    @pointblank4671 Před 2 lety +24

    It just noticed that somehow Joe can actually use the pedals to drive

    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany Před rokem

      No he can't
      czcams.com/users/shortsUYOccy4r-00?feature=share

  • @nobid_leon
    @nobid_leon Před 2 lety +13

    2:53 as a ghost rider fan, this my favorite scene

    • @jk-474
      @jk-474 Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed, while smoking inside 🤣🤣

  • @herroyalsquirrelness8167
    @herroyalsquirrelness8167 Před 2 lety +194

    "It's okay I'm transgender"
    "Oh. I had no idea. Do whatever you want all the time"

  • @sanjivkumarjha4016
    @sanjivkumarjha4016 Před 2 lety +7

    It's weird whenever Joe gets angry or yells I laugh,🤣🤣

  • @whytry_irushalot2242
    @whytry_irushalot2242 Před 2 lety +76

    8:53 idk why but this made me bust out laughing

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 Před 2 lety +7

      finally! I was looking for a comment that pointed this out, my favorite part of the whole episode

    • @aidencall4557
      @aidencall4557 Před 2 lety

      I don’t get the reference

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 Před 2 lety +5

      @@aidencall4557 snausages commercial from like 1984 or something

  • @bengieofftheleash9217
    @bengieofftheleash9217 Před 2 lety +4

    Seeing Tila Taqiula being mentioned on family guy is honestly kinda like a fever dream

  • @Wickedsensations2001
    @Wickedsensations2001 Před 2 lety +10

    The transgender part killed me dude

  • @riss_daddy3388
    @riss_daddy3388 Před 2 lety +33

    S18 ep 2 everyone!!!!

  • @Lucky_deniz_scpTuber
    @Lucky_deniz_scpTuber Před rokem +4

    Peter: **pour cofee**
    Joe: aaaaAaaa-

  • @fluffyporcup1ne
    @fluffyporcup1ne Před 2 lety +5

    It's so cool how you used a free and youtube supplied upload tool to upload a very small section of a international cartoon and claimed it as your own. So cool!

  • @Rumours_77
    @Rumours_77 Před 3 lety +66

    My grandma used to call Seinfeld Stenfelt 😂😂😂

    • @Adam-oc8cw
      @Adam-oc8cw Před 2 lety +8

      I'm gonna guess your grandma wasn't big on the Jews...

  • @cnote2458
    @cnote2458 Před 2 lety +13

    You can't help feeling for the guys here. That look after Lois abused them means she went proper savage on there ass 😆 🤣 😂.

  • @trixx6721
    @trixx6721 Před 2 lety +4

    So no one finna talk about the snausages😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rogarkosyt2113
    @rogarkosyt2113 Před rokem +5

    2:55 that's not an AR15 that's M16 LOL

  • @rohana351
    @rohana351 Před 2 lety +5

    That RNC convention ad was pretty dope. Lol

  • @fastgo3659
    @fastgo3659 Před 2 lety +5

    The snoshiges had me dead

  • @madetoimpress6760
    @madetoimpress6760 Před 2 lety +31

    This reminds me when I was talking to my coworkers about my idea inventions because I hate my job lol

  • @WillieDangerously
    @WillieDangerously Před 2 lety +12

    Sorry Glenn, the district's police camera footage is directly uploaded to CZcams every night at midnight and belongs to public domain, cannot be removed and everyone will immediatley find the video as if they were subscribed to the channel.

  • @jamie8032
    @jamie8032 Před 2 lety +15

    sopranos reference lost on audience 😂 the gown

  • @mahmoudhassen4463
    @mahmoudhassen4463 Před 2 lety +11

    2:43 I honestly wouldn’t miss this event

  • @billkingston4402
    @billkingston4402 Před 2 lety +4

    Smoke inside and forget which beer can is the ashtray, found memory's, human steady cam, my god, greetings from Ireland

  • @rawley.
    @rawley. Před 2 lety +7

    Joe's sneeze🤣

  • @MetalMoshin
    @MetalMoshin Před rokem +4

    That transgender joke at 6:28 is the hardest i've laughed in years. Fucking brilliant! xD

  • @bob-zw9cn
    @bob-zw9cn Před 2 lety +5

    "It's just so hard."
    "Well it has to be for sex" 🤣🤣😂

  • @seanynosheep72000
    @seanynosheep72000 Před rokem +6

    0:57 what the hell
    I sometimes do the same thing 😹

  • @user-lq5fd3pl6z
    @user-lq5fd3pl6z Před 2 lety +4

    “Another night out with the losers”😂😂

  • @Blake_47
    @Blake_47 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Brian it's Thursday"
    "Oh Boy"
    I died

  • @redengineer4380
    @redengineer4380 Před 2 lety +2

    "Brian, its Thursday."
    "Oh boy."

  • @noahstang
    @noahstang Před 2 lety +8

    what season n episode was this?

  • @Princekai0
    @Princekai0 Před 2 lety +9

    Lmao” oh I had no idea, do whatever you want all the time”

  • @karenmarsh1067
    @karenmarsh1067 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That monster truck gun show was perfect

  • @okaymoonstorm
    @okaymoonstorm Před 2 lety +15

    “Oh, im sorry. Do whatever you want all the time. 😒”

  • @levay8224
    @levay8224 Před 2 lety +4

    Would’ve been more realistic if they had Peter exhale loudly while reading the newspaper

  • @thorian1991
    @thorian1991 Před 11 měsíci +4

    1:27 goofy ahh yell 😂

    • @USSBOAT
      @USSBOAT Před 2 měsíci +1

      That sounds like the dean scream during his presidential campaign

  • @EPGamer22
    @EPGamer22 Před 2 lety +18

    0:40 why Joe outside he can get in the house

    • @Xela99122
      @Xela99122 Před 2 lety +1

      Because he has mud on his shoes

    • @Skoopbooppoop
      @Skoopbooppoop Před 6 měsíci

      @@Xela99122but he’s on a wheelchair

  • @freecreepnoug6636
    @freecreepnoug6636 Před rokem +4

    Season 18 Episode 2

  • @Lil63TTA
    @Lil63TTA Před rokem +4

    The big Brian is funny 😆

  • @arthurkazuya8750
    @arthurkazuya8750 Před 2 lety +4

    The gif that Joe sent 🤣🤣

  • @povspeakerman_yt
    @povspeakerman_yt Před 2 lety +2

    8:53 just awesome

  • @wcwnwofan2512
    @wcwnwofan2512 Před 2 lety +2

    Joe was more worried about the sneezing lile Howard Dean then bad cop and Joe smells 😆 🤣 😂

  • @pepotsasori317
    @pepotsasori317 Před 2 lety +8

    "Do whatever you want all the time"
    Lmao.

  • @Criminal.Lawyer
    @Criminal.Lawyer Před 2 lety +4

    Sneezes like Howard Dean

  • @LegendMikeMWB
    @LegendMikeMWB Před 6 měsíci +2

    3:11 “REST IN PEACE, GENE.”

  • @omario4823
    @omario4823 Před 2 lety +6

    How i would so love me a friend like Quagmire .... tbut then i would loce to have all of those fools around me they are hilarious
    Btw 0:26 that's joe out of the bathroom 😂😂🤣

  • @gusneljoseph9241
    @gusneljoseph9241 Před 2 lety +6

    Peter,"want some coffee Joe?"
    Replies,"yea..ahh"😂😂

  • @Kuyare.
    @Kuyare. Před 2 lety +11

    snausages

  • @thiweygulber3138
    @thiweygulber3138 Před měsícem

    As a die hard Sopranos fan the 1st clip really got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sirspodes2768
    @sirspodes2768 Před 2 lety +13

    I wonder if you can smoke inside

  • @dominiccolangelo4965
    @dominiccolangelo4965 Před rokem +3

    3:47 Peter: No such thing as a bad idea.
    Joe: Beer in a bag.
    Peter: Bad idea
    3:57 Peter: No bad ideas.
    Joe: Soup in a sleeve
    Peter: Bad idea
    Me: 🤦‍♂️🤣