r/HolUp - Jesus Body and... NO!
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Yas
Ok
Hi
Yes
Okay
"Laddies, Lasses and Lassos"
I'm laughing way too much about this... We should consider making this the official gender neutral term for it...
I was the 69th like y a y
First time?
I am officially a lasso now
sheilas, blokes, and nonbinary folks
You new?
The Click is the kind of guy that doesn't make me question my sexuality but makes me become gay.
mood
I mean, I'm just already gay
i will just jump in both directions
But but I don't wanna >_
Ben Palmer ah I see your a fundy fan as well
he did it boys, he finally got a sponsor on a cursed video
oh cool well done cliccy
This is why raycon is great
Cursed? It isn't cursed. You want cursed? the $500'000'000 in property damages the "peaceful protests" did in Minneapolis, Minnesota. That's what's cursed. There's a huge reason why the BLM movement should have it's members tortured to death the good old fashioned way that they did in Wallachia in the past, during Vlad II Tepes rule there. 10'000 people skewered with their bodies 3 meters above ground on poles slowly bleeding to death.
The Major Well they don’t deserve to be burned alive in public, but yes, the BLM protests do 10 times more harm than help
yessssssssssssss
Remember when this man was sane? Me neither.
Neither does he probably
Neither do I.
Yeah I do about 8 months?
I remember... Pepperidge Farm Remembers...
my memory is shit, so no
"You smell wonderful today"
Me: *fresh out the shower, eyes narrowing at my phone screen*
Same thing with me
I do agree though, nice shampoo my guy, smells nice.
lmao, that just happened to you?
BRUH SAMEE
He sees all. He knows all. He's transcended. XD
Those hamster breads should have jelly filling. Specifically red.
holdup
An yes jelly filled hamster breads *makes weird female click noises*
Alan P *also makes weird female click noises*
hmmm yummy
These bread hamsters are great! Jelly filled hamsters are my favorite!
"Jesus body and...no"
Yeah me too I can't look him straight in the eyes without looking down at his statue
.......The mayo is dripping, be sure to catch it
jcm00 I sure will....
@Kayla Pelton My pastor doesn't want me to go to church anymore
@Kayla Pelton just kidding I never got in. Somehow I always burst into flames around crosses. It's really bothersome, but I foud out turning them around does the trick. The church has just nailed them too hard.... into the wall
@@juliameyer10313 You have managed to make a cursed comment more cursed, but I can't say I hate it
Perfect timing, right after oz’s video
YES!!! Hol’ up after facepalm
*Holy shit I noticed that too*
They should collab
That's exactly what I did.
@@razormarkz they did
Considering that gorillas mate for life, I'm pretty sure Tarzan was a virgin
Or she just died
Pretty sure there are also a Gorilla corpses . Doesn’t have to be alive per se to be beastiality
Or his partner died...
I dont want to be “that guy” but it’s unlikely he had sex before
That the gorillas treated him like an outcast was kind of part of the reason he sought out humans :/
Maybe another animal? But not the gorillas
Also im not so sure having sex with a dead body counts as loosing your virginity :/
Like if you fucked a chicken breast thats not sex
So fucking a dead chicken would not be
Idk though... dont want to think too hard on it 😂
@@bentomai5071 I mean, his mum didn’t treat him like an outcast... this is a Click video after all, gotta keep it in the family 😉
Bro I swear I'm straight but Click is actually Hot
Edit : *Turns out I'm Bisexual* ..
Ok god
Ok god
Ok god
Ok god.
Ok god
The Clicks impersonation of Charlie is spot on lmao
lol
Click, dear, you can't throw clips of you working out out of the blue like that in the middle of an ad, my soul can't handle it.
Side note, it's super cool you can lift like that, great job!
Also the video was a lot of fun, like always.
about the "working out" thing: shh, don't tell him and maybe he'll make more!
I mean, what?
Where can I see cliccy working out he’s so hot
@@brookeflevill5834 1:46
My guy is something.
I feel like this has already been said but Click's voice can seduce a whole nation of women,,, or men you never know 👀
I KNOW RIGHT
Or just.. humans
Well most of the comments on his videos are proof of this
Most men to be honest
Edit: 3:36
and bugs
Nobody:
The click at the beginning of every video: NyAAAAAAAAAAA :3
Every parents watching: is he ......?
Lets be real. The cat NYAAAAA is the best part in every video
That is the most efficent way for him to let us know his soul is dying
that's cute uwu
i wanna die
bahadır erenoğlu yep
Hey, here’s a fun fact: No witches were actually burned in the Salem Witch Trials. Most of them were hung or drowned, and one person was even crushed.
You have any more fun facts
Impulse wraith Wayyyyyy too many....
@@rowen532 can I hear them?
shari Okay
Our bodies contain about 0.2 milligrams of gold, most of it found in our bloodstream.
If they were burnt they would melt. Like a human candle. Children use to watch the execution. Wonder how traumatized they were after
This guy is pretty funny he should start a CZcams channel.
Ye where he uploads cursed stuff
BrO uR sTuPeD THis iS hIS yOUtuBE
OML YES
Haha your stupid your on his CZcams channel right now wosh funny reddit CZcams funny
haha yes funny he he that guy needs to have youtube lol veri funi
" And you smell wonderful...'
Me: wait, you can *smell* me? HoL uP.
"Luke cross your sword with me"...... No wonder he freaked out so much when he learned that Vader was his Daddy, I mean father... of course. Or am I?
Careful, you're close to the line of fanfiction
@@grain2247 there's a line?
Where IS the line? I think I crossed it a while ago
Me: watches horror movies just for giggles
Also me: got legit jumpscared by the possessed Click at 1:21.
tbh possessed click looks cute
this is funny
@@necrobynerton7384 When you look closer, yes, he does! I think it was more of a fact that I haven't really seen this image used before, so it was instant "oh no something wrong" for the brain :D
present me: oh screw you! I am for some reason attracted to it!
2-weeks-ago me: what is that cursed thing?
Possessed click looks like Tendou
2:13 *sound turns down*
Me: *confused screaming*
Jesus called: Your suffering was unnecessary; you were getting to Heaven wether or not you made this video.
to be fair, the whole "going to Heaven" thing is a lie. based on basic human behavior, everyone is doomed to Hell
Games Fan ayy demons it’s ya bug
@@gamesfan290 You know about Jesus, right?
Games Fan That’s... not how going to heaven works
@@orangejuice3403 so?
Cursed daddy got a sponsorship. Hell yeah! UwU
"cursed daddy"
that's actually a pretty good nickname
@@gamesfan290 lol, that's true
No UwU please it’s illegal
Agagagagaga spongebob me boy, I have overdosed on ketamine and I'm gonna die agagagaga
sounds like something Soup from the Gøøns would say
The Click : You smell wonderfull today !
Me : Thanks i just got out of the shower !
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*HOLD UP*
Okay but can we please see more of the click working out
Totally just for research🍿👀
yeah... research...
I'd totally watch a live stream of him just working out ngl
@@localfungi9462 oof samee
go to onlyfans, maybe there
Everyone who watches the click has a spot in hell reserved for them lol
See you in hell
oh, we know
@@dorothea.a that's depressingly true tho, TF?
@Gi Gi you wake up in Hell and, instead of the fiery pits and eternal suffering we're used to see in movies, it's just a parking lot
Yea but we are 1st class and are even allowed to punish lesser sinners then us.
1:25 OMG, HE’S OUT OF THE CLOSET!
he wasn't before?
Wdym is he gay?
Ok wow I didn't realise that was a closet, I'm dumb
@@notshariii oh, you meant LITERALLY a closet, not the...other closet...
@@randomperson1934 where tf is the closet
"Die" is the female form of "the" in german
Darksteelflame gd yeah he SAID it in the vid
I’m starting to wonder if the first post isn’t uncommon for those people
I have a mixture of love and hatred for this channel, but mostly love
mood
mood
mood
mood
Mood
Is it just me or would anyone go back and save Alan Rickman from dying? Because I sure would.
RIP, Half Blood Prince. You are missed. /*
Always /*
Fun fact of the day: Humans are the only known creature whose body is seemingly designed to make the act of procreation more difficult.
Maybe there’s a reason for that
I really don’t think that’s true, have you seen how birds mate? The male has to balance atop the female, and nothing even goes in to hold them together, it’s just cloacas rubbing together.
Also most other apes mate in a pretty similar fashion to humans.
@@thebuddercweeper Yeah, this is one of my more questionable facts. I'm not sure if it would be worth changing at this point, though, since it has been almost a month since I posted it.
Also, about the apes mating, it's not quite the same as humans. Apes can get on all fours no problem, and the female can just back into the male. Humans can replicate this, but the female is going to be resting on her much smaller arms, which is not as comfortable.
@@stefanm.734 That's fair.
@@stefanm.734 Ducks (or was it geese?). They females literally evolved a maze on the inside to prevent the non-consensuals and the males evolved to just be even more aggressively non-consensual.
When click gets a sponsor
Viewers: **wipes tear from eye** Our boy's all grown up 😭
I know this is not the first time he was sponsored but still.
I really love his s c r e a m at the beginning.
4:54
It's even better when the meat of Jesus *still has the blood of Jesus*
I want to say "you're right", but holdup
the cr1tikal impression broke me
yEs
Same
Click working out gives me backwards peter parker
Mr click, i feel *so* good
If Tarzan tried “mating” with the other gorillas the leader would’ve fought with him and or kicked him out of the group
*Unless he won*
Oh, you found my lunch!
I wondered where those kids went.
holdup
holdup
Why didn't you tell me you had food I was hungry!
Good for you, I can't find my brothers, I'm worried that someone stole them, and coincidentally they look like the kids in the video!
"You smell wonderful." Thanks Click I took a shower at home for the 1st time ever before going to work.(Old house/bad plumbing)
yikes
Click, I'm still in quarentine. I haven't showered in like a week. I most certainly DO NOT smell nice. Also notification gang unite lol
You smell like that one auto correct person
@@charax-1 i definitely dont thibkb i dont
@Mr.FuhrerAndGas they just do. i live with myself by art
@Mr.FuhrerAndGas how do you live with that username?
@Mr.FuhrerAndGas okay, just making sure you're not that insane... It's a bit uncommon to see a pfp and username like that. Is that the actual Siegruhne in you pfp?
4:33
"Lighters, matches, gasoline, that's exactly what I need"
Fact: In Italian die means “come here”. That is most likely what Duolingo was referencing.
What is he gonna do when i do come over there?
Lmao just some casual cursed content nothing so special he-oH MY GOD THATS A HANDSOME MAN
12:40 oh you too?
Hol up
6:10 wait GRANDMA FURRIES EXIST.........
Cool
you're gonna Google it, aren't you?
Ah yes swole click, the reason to be here
true
„Die“ is one of the three equivalents of „the“, in German
The Click: *normally talking about Raycon*
GrayStillPlays: Let's see if they can survive being run over by a truck.
It's always good to walk a mile in someone else's shoes and when you're done you can talk all the crap you want.
What are they gonna do about it? You're a mile away in their shoes!
That moment when you get here early: *happiness noises*
galaxychan101 when you just got the notification but the video was made two hours:
Bout a month ago in NY we were in lock down because we had a tornado watch. I was outside maybe 10 minutes away from home playing some Pokemon go! Sadly no shinies but I did get a Lapras spawn!
On a related note (related to the "if you're this fat, you're bulletproof") there was a case (probably more than one) of a woman who had flesh-eating bacteria, but she was so fat the bacteria basically gave up before killing her.
Holy shit
Jesus:
“Eat the bread, it’s my body.”
“Drink the wine, it’s my blood.”
“Spread the mayonnaise-“
*NO*
Me: *keeps rewatching the video for the raycon advertisement*
My mom: honey are you watching that strange man again
Me: AAAAAH!!! *turns off phone* no I'm sniffing uuuum sharpys....
My mom: honey you have an addiction..... To that CZcamsr
Me: I know
why would you cover it up with *sharpies* of all things, though?
@@gamesfan290 i was just gon ask the same thing..
8:50 I'm gonna be the coolest zombie *AND* immune to covid.
4:01 I'm crying- that little "noo" just kills me-
7:55 For kids, buy kids.
Bruh, you have never made me laugh harder. Thank you!
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Click at the end of videos: Well laddies, lasses, and lassos dkndwaksn edlfhaesd idhejabdna adknLiwd sfkknuqd *inhales* Bye *kiss noise*
My gayness multiplies by 100 everytime i watch these videos.
But anyways, i fricking love your videos- they've helped me through some hard times and just boredom. Im a relitively new fan, but I plan I watching every video I can. uwu
you had me on the first half, ngl...
William: *running outside, following a butterfly
William’s parents: “He’s stopped playing with fire!”
Legit 2 seconds later
Butterfly, leading William to a lake full of cans of gasoline: *And you doubted me, William.*
6:20
Don't worry bout that, as Mark Twain once said, heaven for climate, hell for companionship.
ngl "The Click" is kinda hot.
IKR?
yES.
Would clap him 10/10
1:46 Daddy clicky looks so hot-
*Help?*
He does
Click: "Which body part do you cry from? **W H E E Z E** "
Me: u ok bro?
The one starting at 9:20 is a double HolUp.
The moment you realise click is also a Mgs fan: *happiness noises*
12:54 BAD IDEA NOW IM NEVER GONNA WEAR A MASK IN THAT STORE
who goes to a store with a mask anyway?
I'm just joking, plz don't actually go out without a mask, we don't need more deaths than we already have
The click:*destroys a bunch of people's childhoods*
Matt Pat:"hold my coffee
6:00 ok that ended alot better than I thought it was going to
Im justing making the weeping laugh every time I watch this stuff. I somehow enjoy it more than anything else
Thanks for saying I smell nice am trying out some new shampoo
Okay but Duolingo is wild. Im learning Swedish over quarantine and one of the sentences was how to say "It is raining men" lol
8:48
Me: Alright where's Jill when you need her? I'm not staying here any longer.
Okay i was litterally in the tornado warning area and it was scary shit
No, I'm not early, you're just a time traveller.
Click just casually just working out, didn't need to do that but I'm glad ya did that.
"Recently I got sent a pair of Raycon Earbuds. No one contacted me about a sponsorship. I didn't order them. My name was written on the box in blood. When I use them I hear the screams of someone saying 'HELP ME'. After a week I went into the kitchen to find that all the knives were balancing on their tip on top of the counter. I said 'Yay! Knives dancey!' and grabbed my Mt Dew and a Monster Energy Drink and went back to playing online while watching videos. The earbuds both work great, which is scary because usually only 1 of the 2 earbuds in a pack actually work."
3:51 weren't jail sowers all separated, or it is indeed an United Stadian thing that I'm to European to comprehend?
11:03 *T-POSE*
about the shower thing: let's just say it depends on the prison (says Brazilian the 17yearold who never went to jail in his life)
(8:34) I think Click was going through my search history. Cause that’s unironically one of my my kinks.
wait a second...
interesting, tell me more
r/cursedcomments
Amelia Sellers yes, there are duck transformations too lol
Random Person actually r/transformations 👉👉
Click: you smell wonderful today.
Me, who hasn’t showered in three days: 😅
One time my brother crashed his bike while speeding down a *vary* steep hill. Ended up with 3 huge pools of blood, a lost half of a tooth, and a trip to the ER.
We couldn’t go back to clean the blood.
Imagine innocently walking along a path in a heavily forested area- just wanting to get to the park, only to find multiple pools of blood. Everywhere. There are a lot of wild animals in that park.
When it’s been 8 mineuts Spence the video was posted
me: *clicks on the click*
Click: *you smell wonderful today*
Me: *hol up*
Me who dint take shower in 4 days because I'm lazy: somthing wrong I can feel it
Roll credits
@@charax-1 I'm not currently bathing until a week has passed
Matthew Halo17 lmao
I appreciate you showing off your muscles, but I currently have 2€ earphones with silver skulls that I use all day everyday and I'm not going to exchange them for something that cost 80 before the discount meaning even with 15% off, they would still be 68€, probably without shipping. That is not what my broke butt calls affordable. Make them at least put some nice skulls on, then we can talk.
Hope you have a nice day and are somehow able to get the cursed from your eyeballs.
Those are freaking wireless and have a 6 hours autonomy.
@@LuciaCorneliac well I still need my device lying around nearby. And my normal ones don't need a battery alltogether. And again, 68€, just for earphones? I don't poop enough gold for that...
1:22
nobody gon talk about the cursed thing that was sent to hell?
or am I too blessed because I live in BlessPride..
5:05 this is actually a decently famous meme in the gun community. Not the post, but th3 phrase "my 25. ACP JetFire can stop a bear" when it probably can't. 25. ACP is a rather anemic cartridge
Click: "I'm a pretty big fan of earbuds and stuff"-
*everyone skipped that*
Yep
Then you missed seeing him working out all hot n stuff to advertise it. 10/10 would watch just that part again
just came from the stream. never been this early before
hello tom. how r u?
Beetlejuice been doing better. Now with the whole mask mandate I think you can guess how wear a mask goes. Fml
At 11:29 that dancing cop is from my city, he had so much fun dancing as he controlled traffic, sadly he passed away a few years ago
The fact that emotion is technically chemical reactions, so that person was right about drugs being the only cause of happiness.......
Hey clicky wicky
ykciw ykcilc yeH
Holup
You is first
You are first
@@sobblewobble9587 yes I said that 15 minutes ago
11:01 you could say that joke was "lit"
1:22 This is the Click’s evil form, Oz enters his when he laughs really hard, now we just need to find out what it is for the others.
He looks like Tendou
AHH I was hoping he would post and my prayers have been answered (*v*)
I’ve never been this early I-
2:31 is when he gets on with the video
1:48
Me: 0.o Daddy Click be gettin swole