r/TiHi - Fresh HUMANADE
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2020
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Click on Sad Milk: "We normal people have ten fingers."
Also Click: "Six fingers are way too many fingers!!"
but ten is smaller then six
Nordin Reecendo yeah but 10 between each hand not on each hand
Hi
Ten fingers on a hand is nothing, but six is already too much.
That was one hand
Click's channel is just him documenting himself going mad from reading cursed posts.
Yes, and most of us are going mad with him.
Me: jokes on you, im into that shit! MASOCHISM!
That's most reaction channels (especially those that react to TIHI ,cursed comments or the worst of all Noahgettheboat )
Normal people: Forgive me father for i have sinned
Click: Sorry daddy, i've been naughty
Sowwy daddy-waddy... I've been naughty-waughty....
...
...
Right, I now know that it's time for me to pull a Cobain....
"notices sins"
UwU what's this?
@@waydewatanabe5023 Priests in nutshell or something,I don't know, I'm indian.
UWu looks wike it’s twime for your pwunishment if you know what I mean XD mMm
R/NOt LiKe OTher PEopLe
Fun fact of the day: The British Isles got invaded quite a lot in ancient history, and every time one of these occupations occurred, the indigenous culture would assimilate some of the words from the occupier's language. This is why the English language is both so diverse and seemingly contradictory: Much of the language is made up of words and phrases from other languages.
For those who are curious, the invasions and events that most significantly affected English were:
- The Celtic occupation.
- The Roman occupation.
- The Germanic tribes arriving.
- The Christian missionaries led by St. Augustine.
- The many Danish invasions.
- The Norman Conquest of England.
Didn't saw people replying to this so
I didn't know that happened
The more you know
@@meowpandas89 I didn't know that you commented
The more you know
That's interesting. I've always seen english vocabulery like a mix of dutch, French and what I assumed to be some sort of "native celtic language"
Wee
Let’s pretend interaction with North American and African indigenous people never happened and that there aren’t tens of thousands of words in the English lexicon that stem from them.
*Imagine being the parasite of a parasite's parasite.*
I mean, we all know that person, right? And sometimes it's us ourselves...
Image if the parasite's parasite's had parasites on their own and so on. At this point i think that anything can be possibile. And that as well. At least we can control one tipe of parasite, the one that you where reffering to.
R/I’m14andthisisdeep
r/foundthemobileuser
Hippie Aino it’s-ah me!
Oh my f*cking god mario NOT YOU TOO
I'm now scared to go to bed because there could be 8 lobsters in my room waiting to crawl in my mouth at any minute
No no in a year
It's the night of the 31st of December. You haven't eaten any lobsters in your sleep. You go to sleep and suddenly you wake up with 8 new lobsters swimming around inside you.
Why did I just do this to myself?
They don't need to crawl, they just walk right into your mouth
And they even buttered themselves up with garlic butter beforehand..
@@Surikoazimaet bruh just sleep with a bunch of butter sauce in your mouth and you might be surprised at how pleasant the experience is...
Fingerboy: sam o’ nella and his wonderful ms paint drawings have struck again
Yee Sauce sam o nella do be posting only once this year doe
HELLOOOOOO FELLOW O'NELLA FAN
O’NELLA ISNT UPDATING TWT
I miss sam to death tbh
@@Strxgglz same. He said back in the spring that he was busy with school but he'd be uploading soon. But again, that was back in March or April :,(
"Cookie Monster's real name is Sid"
*w h a t.*
My childhood has been ruined
WHAT?
I’ve hard this so many times lately, but I have two questions. Who first acquired this information, and how?
My life is a lie!! 😭😔😥
He is a sloth now
TIHI feels like a nightmare, train accident and left over food in the sink at the same time
No, replace the train crash with 9/11
And yet we don't feel pain, merely slight dislike...
@Jared Sabatelli please consider, she seems to have human level inteligence.
So start on the outside and work yourself in, the middle one is likely most important but can't make it quick.
So the nightmare where you're eating leftover sink food on a train right before it crashes?
The clicks moaning sounds like a human air conditioner crying after loosing a fight .
I can't tell if I like or hate this comment
The hell is this comment?!
Why just why
And it’s HOT. hehe get it...because...
@@Berilia me neither man I don't even know why I wrote it
11:08
The way that Click pronounces "Ratatouille"
*Thanks, I hate it.*
Nobody:
The click after reading a post: Yes, indeed!
It is called lothric
ki Norris for that is our curse.......
English isn’t a real language, they used a yu-gi-oh fusion card on 5 other languages
Yep
i mean, you’re not wrong, but I hate to admit you’re right
Germanic roots, French, and Latin... am I missing any?
I feel like each language is a fusion from at least 2 languages.
@@Birdthefeatheredone nordic stuff and gaelic, i think
When life gives you humans, make humanade.
Pregnant woman with triplets: OH BOY!
Ok ok, but are they gluten free?
@@bluebeka2458 Yes
Cibby Ahod Wot remember to wait when they’re ripe
@@cibbyahodwot651 Pregnant women are like trees, they produce the fruits needed for humanade.
The Click: "English is not a real language!"
Click. I know you are Swedish. I am studying Swedish. I am perpetually confounded by the "En" and "Ett" dichotomy, you sometimes split verbs across more than one word (AND THEN REARRANGE THOSE WORDS WHEN CONJUGATING THEM), and TV:N is a grammatically correct word. YOUR LANGUAGE IS NOT MUCH BETTER.
(But at least it's not Finnish or Hungarian, so there's that)
As a Finn, whose also studying Swedish in school, I completely understand your struggles.
Terveisin suomalainen, suosittelen opiskelemaan sijamuotoja, ne ovat todella hauskoja ::DD
This is basically everyone learning a new language
Thank you for reminding me that I don't even know why some are En and some are Ett. Most swedes don't know it is just this thing that sounds incredibly wrong to us if we use the wrong one.
You should have learned an useful Language ;p
Europa hat einige Sprachen zur Auswahl ;)
Hey,the kid likes trains.Can't blame him
*_*Asdfmovie intensifies intensely_**
@@joannamysluk8623 waiT NONO--
*train intensifies*
@@abzolutelynothn 🚇
I like trains.
**Everyone in this reply section gets rapidly run over by a train-**
1:10 Not only that, the lobster has human legs.
I did not need to see that after I had missed it the first time... XD
The contrast between Clicks videos and his streams is crazy
from extremly cursed to absolut wholesome fascinats me every time
2:51 THE WAY CLICK SAYS “RUFF” WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME
Nice pf picture
Rraaafff
9:31 I’m like 99% sure that I’ve actually read this book before. One of my favorite bits of advice from it was to let the baby observe pets from a distance, where the illustration showed the baby just kinda sitting at the bottom of a fish tank.
4:11
My god, I can't handle this joke. I feel like it's getting out of hand. I can't get a grip out of this! Ugh! So handful thought! Like, for real, I can't really put my finger on it. This is really not my cup of tea
GOD, TOO MANY PUNS, TAKE MY LIKE
I’m so cursed that I needed to read that comment 5 times before I knew what was wrong
**Kira Yoshikage joined the chat**
I gotta hand it to you. And I think I nailed it now that you pointed it out.
Oof
Why would you say “heehee” like that
In the intro? It's a reference to Micheal Jackson
Well to make it more cursed of course!
Julius With A Side Of Salad ÙwÚ he can do what he wants
@@stpidstuff It's actually a reference to a Mexican meme called El Ayuwoki and it started with a fucked up animatronic of Micheal Jackson
I always do that and i kinda hate myself after seeing that image. 😅
11:57 You know, the fact that there's a big tiddy Waluigi waifu on the screen does distract most people from the fact that his there's something horribly wrong with his neck...
Can parasites get parasites?
Yes, children can indeed get parasites
Ok Imma leave now
Don't u mean that children are THE parasite 😂
@@thunderlordabove420 If they live for long enough, your children can have children that have parasites
@@zekrua4006 noice 👌
I mean you are not wrong
@@zekrua4006 Don't worrie...
*THEY WON'T* 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
*MMMMMMMMHHH FRESH HUMANADE...* 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Tee Hee! Oh Yeah!
You've been hit by
_You've been struck by_
*_A MOOSE GENETAL_*
Tududum Tududumdum, Tududumdum Tududumdum Dumdum.
*Peace was never an option*
T R U C K
Good fucking LORD
Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?!
-3- I can't stop picturing Micheal Jackson as a predator now... Like you'd hear the Hee~Heee! In the middle of the night when you get up to get a glass of water.
You’re walking alone at night, you know someone is following you but who is not known. You hear a familiar sound- “Is that Smooth Criminal?” you question. Footsteps grow louder as you start running, but you know you’re too slow to outrun. You then hear “It always feels like somebody’s watching me” as you turn around because you’ve beena hit by, you’ve beena struck by, a smooth criminal
you've been hit by
You've been struck by
truck
Lol
Actually, there are some suspicions that he used to uh, screw kids. Not 100% true, but like, maybe it was true.
There's actually a game called "The Ayuwoki" which does this lol. The monster goes "hee hee" when it approaches.
Also it's called "Ayuwoki" because of the song "Annie are you Okay".
Lots of people have played it if you want to watch.
We still aren’t gonna talk about how the lobster had legs
"I hope your having a dandy day because thats going to change"
Me already having a bad day
Did anyone notice that the Clown Pubes had a note that said with unpleasant oders😂😂
10:40
7:55
If you know mythology then you know that she had two sons- Pegasus and a golden boy named Chrysaor
Oh gosh I remember the dolphin men and Frank turning into a dolphin-
@@quarter__doux9843 omg ya! Pjo fam come together
...So basically, if she had a kid with a centaur, it could come out looking like a literal horse, a gold colored person, a regular centaur, or a reverse centaur? That may or may not also have wings.
9:40
Fun Fact: Its actually possible for a man to breast feed. Since we all start out as female, it would make sense that both men and women have milk glands, which also explains why men also have nipples. Although, men can't do it right away, the nipple has to sucked for sometime before milk can start to come out, but it's still possible
(TikTok has taught me more than school)
21:37
"Class, archaeologists have recently found these fossilized remains and using modern technology we see exactly what it would've looked back when it was alive. This abominable creature is only known to scientists as "Finger-boy" and is theorized to have fed apon fruit, insects and the dreams of orphans which it would siphon out from the ears of the errant little waves so whilst a slumbered."
Sam O'Nella Academy on Top 10 Worst Animal Skeletons
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Im going to come back 8 months later and make a joke like ”last time I was this early, I was born”.
Be prepared.
Edit: 5 months left. You guys better be here
i am waiting.
i am waiting to
I'll be there
Ok
I'll be waiting as well.
big sad i'm too early so i can't see any funny comments
It's ok
Shut, you can now
:(
F
I've waited long enough
0:37 It gets scarier if you look into the backdoor, where the real bed is.
Edit: forgot the timestamp, have good nightmares everyone!
Oh thx u
When bees lose their virginity they lose their living priviledgy uwu
*hand cups* : *exists*
Me: *grabs handle* I'm about to do what will truly get me to hell
I hope you don’t mean what I think you mean
Angel9078 uh just to confirm *zip* alright cup is full why am I not in hell yet?
Chara X THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT I EXPECTED
AHAHAHAнAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH. w-why?
Angel9078 wait what did you expect other then the backdoor juice?
We are all going to hell just for witnessing this. And I don’t even care
I'm already there 177013 took there long ago.
@@tiredHooman Isn't it supposed to be 117013?
@@tiredHooman hey that's a nice sauce u got there
Its inevitable so might as well get a front row seat
"it's gonna burn my ass off"
I don't think click knows where tampons go
He didn't say ass, he did that weird moaning sound thing where he censors a word
4:10 now I have an image in my head that The Click will make another mug but instead of a handle, he'll put fingers, like in the picture, so everyone can hold someone's hand while drinking their liquid of choice
Does anyone every try to clap along with the outro music?
Challenge for you: let's learn together
Its not clapping....
@Khaki Shorts no u did everything right
@Khaki Shorts yes yes it is u can even clap with everyone present there if they are cooperative enough
@Khaki Shorts *silent crying*
@Khaki Shorts what
Good to see that a meme with one of Sam O’ Nella’s “Creations” got on here
I, as a female, would imagine that is feels like how pop rocks feels in your mouth except in the private place.
The title should be “Flesh Lemonade” because it’s a bit more subtle because flesh and fresh are words with a 1-letter difference
9:02 Look I've seen a lot of things during my time on the internet, but for some reason this is was it. It was one of only two things on this planet that actually made me sad, sad for the result of what millions of years of evolution has produced for the human race. It actually made me bury my face in my hands and laugh-cry for a minute.
9:08
*bees making the naughties*
"Oh, I'm gonna... I'm gonna!... I'M GONNA!"
*pp goes boom*
Please don't comment ever again
Ok lets take that bee fact and put it in the bee movie.... That means his "dad" Is not his dad but his dad is dead an the other guy a fake dad.
to be fair, nothing in Bee Movie is realistic
also all the drones are female... the flyers... ponder on this.
@@ayudameporfavor1146 trans bees
@@beanamean880 basically.
The clicky kitty in the intro gives me my daily dose of serotonin
5:42 Ah, a glimpse at his possessed form!
Ngl demon click is cute
Fun fact! If you remove all the intestines from a living person (f.ex during an operation) you can put them back in any order or place you’d like, because they will wriggle and squiggle their way to their correct place anyway
8:56 Question: does it have to be my body? I'm just going to get a decaying corpse.
“English people don’t deserve their torture”
Me: than-
“So I will do it anyway”
Honestly when I first saw r/ tihi I thought that it was just bad Michael Jackson jokes
I wasn't this early to my own birth
Well at least to showed up to your birth. Idk where i was going with this. 😅
@@bluebeka2458 Doofenshmirts' own parents never even showed up to his birth. Plausible that a person might not show up for their own.
ki Norris i never questioned that until now
i love how click just has two different sides to himself
theres the 'OwO' side, which embraces the horror and is weird as shit
and then theres the one terrified of himself and the internet
Bees: 10 min then die. Me as a bee: sees queen then die
wow, this video came out 9 seconds ago. i feel special. but i will be buried in the comments :/
you make me feel sPeCiAl
Same.
Me too
@@korngotmuted1112 TWICE
@@BelleBerryz FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED
3:54 "damn it dave you made the crop circles too deep"
The lobster also has human feet... there’s a lot of things wrong with that image.
9:47 wait so I can't make my future baby a drinking buddy? I don't want to be a parent anymore.
11:00 Heaven’s Door be like:
Koichi left the chat
last time I was this early Noah hadn't a boat
5:04 "The government cannot control me! THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!"
Click called "tortillas" "tortillahs" and my life has never been the same since
4:40 Don’t worry I like you as much as cake.
no
no
no
I frankly hope you hate cake.
Then eat it
**sits in the corner*
Mom come pick me up im scared
“Walking hand thingy”
His name is LITERALLY thing how could you forget that-
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that that lobster has fabulous human legs
But really
Violets are red
I want to win a million
Are you the first one?
No one asked for your opinion
No No, He's Got A Point!
Good
AnDyItZdArK first
1:01
So..are we just gonna ignore the fact that this lobster has human legs?
If the sour patch condoms are the same as the gummies all you have to do is lick the powder off then you're good to go
Oh 😟
9:30 those are from an actual book and I got my older sister a copy when she got pregnant. I gotta make sure she knew because I remember being locked in a dog crate as a kid. Lol gotta love older siblings
Idk man I rly like “northern thicc scaly boi” lmao
I've never been happier to watch one of your videos. My wifi has been down all day and still is. By some miracle I was able to watch this.
5:43 Thanks, I hate the click as my sleep paralysis demon.
Wow no ones seen the whole vid lmao
That's how early we are :3
👀
I did
Hm hm
Not yet
you know, I always thought it was pronounced "tie hi"
7:58 Fun fact: Medusa is the mother of Pegasus. Yes, *that* Pegasus. The winged horse. Yep, that one. But he wasn't born in the way you would expect, oh no no. Pegasus, and his twin brother Chrysaor (who was just a normal human, btw), were born out of Medusa's ~NECK~ after Perseus did the chop-chop.
i just woke up and started watching this
.. now my day is EVEN BETTER
Can you please do wholesome memes again, I think you need a mental break
DaY 27 oF tElLiNg EvErYoNe To HaVe A cUrSeD dAy
sometimes I cry myself to sleep knowing that I can read and listen to stuff because of these vids and click’s voice
6:55 *mr dampax but heavy metal version plays in distance*
Help I smoked some newspaper and now the walls are screaming help me
9:30 I have the whole book of those and those aren’t even that bad
3:45 when u dig too deep in a Minecraft superflat
I love your background , i usually watch tour videos at night with low brightness, so my phone screen blends with mu dark room to get fully immersed into the,oh so cursed , content.
UWU
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"Men over 30 in skinny jeans"
Brendon Urie would like a word.
This is the first time I watched one of your videos..
Are you okay? XD
Anyways, love your video! Laughed way too much
Me watching this without headphones right next to my brother: **chuckles** I’m in danger
Ok but if humans did have handles for hands I can imagine every handle being very hand like.
12:43 oooh I think that finger boy might be from a Sam O'Nella video. I think the "worst animal skeletons" one...
Fan from the future! I didn't find the Click until right after the pandemic, so I missed a Lot of these older vids. This is the first time I'm seeing a cartoon version of Click reacting alongside the creator.( Not clicky kitty, I've seen him) I'm here to say I like him, and I kinda wish you had kept him. He's charming💕
I eat my big Mac with the shell. That's where all the nutrients, and crunchy goodness lie
When he said "I dressed as Winnie the Pooh to *C U M "* I nearly shat myself from laughter
You don't realize how much I want to see click's face when he's doing the uwu voice
I'm sad he didn't use the opportunity at the beginning to say 'We do it together like a Tihi-eam'
I'm never disappointed in these videos. I get to die a little bit more inside every day.
Mickey's ears aren't spheres. They're just always turned towards the viewer. Which means he can hear you.