The tribes in Africa were almost always at war. They sold war prisoners, criminals, and debtors into slavery. It was profitable for the African kings and for the buying Europeans/Arabs. It was a brutal & horrible practice but hardly unique; modern race grifters like to think it was unique in the USA but it really wasn't. The triangle trade brought more slaves to the Caribbean than the USA and had equally horrible conditions. The middle east purchased even more slaves than the Caribbean and they arguably treated them even less humanly with mutilations and castrations. The horror towards the end of the triangle trade wasn't really the conditions, those were always terrible, but more the industrial scale; it still took forever to wipe slavery mostly out. Mauritania finally started prosecuting slave owners in 2007 and it was the last hold out. Slavery is still a problem today in the USA because of sex slavery fueled largely through the southern boarder, but the good news is it is becoming rarer and rarer.
The fact some "intellectuals" in the replies here didn't get that it was just a joke that he looked strong... it is even more hilarious to me than the skit 😅
I mean, in those days slaves weren't "people", which is insane because they share a physiology with the whites yet some how aren't the same species? Add the fact they speak the same language as you?
@@adamibnousman647 The 800$ is adjusted for inflation to 32k$, but it doesn't show how low the average income was (>.>). It was way lower than today, even adjusted for inflation.
@@louisrobitaille5810 I know that. Obviously only people who are already rich will be able to buy slaves but I still thought it was going to be a bit more. Although I suppose since the comment only accounts for inflation in absolute value and not relative value it's probably closer to what I expected Edit: it's hard to find the average salary but most people were laborers so I'll I'll with that. Average daily wage in 1860 for a laborer was $1 which assuming you take a week of in total every year is $358 let's say 360 for simplicity. That means 800 is the equivalent of roughly 2 ½ years wages. In Q4 of 2023 the average weekly wage was roughly $5k, most people work about 260 days a year which equals 37,14 weeks. 37 x 5000 = 185k This is obviously an imperfect calculation and not accurate but it's close enough. It's closer to what I expected but honestly still lower than I thought
@@aliensimulationwhat ya mean based? You mean like what his standards were based on? I'm guessing cause the space was built good in shape and tall. But that's just a guess on what he was bassing his choice on when buying the slave. I could be wrong
@@xzed6394 why thank you, as you know this site is for that very reason and I had to come up with something very mind blowing to say on a site that doesn't effect my life in anyway possible
That one sentence: "I will not have my reputation tarnished selling superficial bigoted slaves!" 😂 Honestly i'm not a fan of these two but that was solid gold.
@@chandu1024 Nope i think a lot of their sketches are pretty low brow or unfunny. But there are a few like this one, where the twists and layers are just so good that i couldn't breathe for like a minute.
I agree, they do a lot of race based humour, which I personally don’t find that funny generally and the amount they do is a bit tiresome, but sometimes they make some real good stuff.
Slaves were actually incredibly expensive, $400 starting price in 1850, to $1500 for a prime field hand to $2000 to $3000 for a skilled one (blacksmith,house slave or special talent) yeah it was a fuck d up time to be alive🤷♂️😥
Which is also why 80% of white southern households never had slaves but were yeoman farmers in regions like the Appalachian range. It would be more expensive than buying a Tesla!
Fun fact, US census data from 1830 records a few thousand black men who owned slaves. I don't have numbers on how many, but plenty of them were former slaves. The unintentional truth behind the joke is a rabbit hole with a lot of nasty, rancid irony in its depths.
They've been frequent collaborators since 2002, and had a show together for a few years since 2012. They're a comedy duo, so there's quite a lot of it!
"An amoeba could enter through your nose and make it's way to your brain..." I beg your pardon Zack, if I did enter an abandoned pool an amoeba is definitely entering through my nose.
just before the start of the Civil War, the average real price of a slave in the United States was $25,000 in current dollars. These slaves were going for $75.00-$300.00.
And white overseers of farms were only paid up to $500 a year. Just to give perspective on who actually owned slaves who would each earn their master at least $50,000 a year in today's value.
@@epgamer1145 I'm saying slaves were extremely expensive. Like buying a car. Wealthy people owned the slaves. Just before the civil war In the states where slavery was still legal the ownership of slaves was about 5% of the population. Slaves were not sold for $8 bucks. That's like buying a new car for $300 bucks in today's currency. It's a very funny skit about the value of a slave. However, the writers want us to believe the average person could just stop by and buy a slave when that was never true.
I was up all night last night, staring at the ceiling in some manic state saying "my question is, how did they catch him" and then this is the first short I see when I open my phone this morning. Wtf
can a brother get on lot a 😂😂😂
Brilliant
These days there would be a bunch of thirsty snowbunny pawgs bidding up these bbcs 🫦
Amen 😂
15 dollar 💵
$20
Skipped the best lines. " I will buy that dude" "My question is how did they catch him."
The answer is, bigger dudes. The auctioneer is a front, the much more stuff going in the back if you catch my drift.
The tribes in Africa were almost always at war. They sold war prisoners, criminals, and debtors into slavery. It was profitable for the African kings and for the buying Europeans/Arabs. It was a brutal & horrible practice but hardly unique; modern race grifters like to think it was unique in the USA but it really wasn't. The triangle trade brought more slaves to the Caribbean than the USA and had equally horrible conditions. The middle east purchased even more slaves than the Caribbean and they arguably treated them even less humanly with mutilations and castrations. The horror towards the end of the triangle trade wasn't really the conditions, those were always terrible, but more the industrial scale; it still took forever to wipe slavery mostly out. Mauritania finally started prosecuting slave owners in 2007 and it was the last hold out. Slavery is still a problem today in the USA because of sex slavery fueled largely through the southern boarder, but the good news is it is becoming rarer and rarer.
The fact some "intellectuals" in the replies here didn't get that it was just a joke that he looked strong... it is even more hilarious to me than the skit 😅
My question is ..how did they catch him ??
The first time I saw this clip I saw that line then didn't hear it once and was concerned I dreamt it or something
Drawing the line on "superficial bigoted slaves" is WIIIILD 😂
I mean, in those days slaves weren't "people", which is insane because they share a physiology with the whites yet some how aren't the same species? Add the fact they speak the same language as you?
Everyone has standards, bro. 😅
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(The arrows are the joke)
"i cant sniff" floydy moment
Calling slaves bigots is crazy work 😂😂
"Offence taken!"
After being literally sold 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
“Bigoted slaves”💀
my man does not discriminate 💀
Uncle ruckus
People who watch Fox News.
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@@jamessandoval5843You must watch a lot of see en en.
"OFFENSE TAKEN"
😂😂😂😂
Best line
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It was "no offense taken"
@@jamesjoe1690 I hope you're joking but if you arent, the short dude said "offense taken"
"Times when actors werent acting"💀🙏🏻
Bruh💀
Women ☕️
@@Juane9000 blud says women as if he ain't from one 💀 are you a test tube baby or smth👁👄👁
@@Your_pookiieewomen were slaves too at a point so he's just like you😂😂
@@blue_cate And your MOM, right love💗
The average price of a slave in 1860 was $800 (equivalent to $32,000 today) and much more for a skilled slave (blacksmith, farrier, etc.).
In nowdays we are all slaves but people dont see this
@@CzlowiekLasu1989 True,i harvest cotton 14h a day for 2$ a day
damn, thats not a lot of money.. I thought it was gonna be a higher average ngl
@@adamibnousman647 The 800$ is adjusted for inflation to 32k$, but it doesn't show how low the average income was (>.>). It was way lower than today, even adjusted for inflation.
@@louisrobitaille5810 I know that. Obviously only people who are already rich will be able to buy slaves but I still thought it was going to be a bit more. Although I suppose since the comment only accounts for inflation in absolute value and not relative value it's probably closer to what I expected
Edit: it's hard to find the average salary but most people were laborers so I'll I'll with that. Average daily wage in 1860 for a laborer was $1 which assuming you take a week of in total every year is $358 let's say 360 for simplicity. That means 800 is the equivalent of roughly 2 ½ years wages. In Q4 of 2023 the average weekly wage was roughly $5k, most people work about 260 days a year which equals 37,14 weeks. 37 x 5000 = 185k
This is obviously an imperfect calculation and not accurate but it's close enough. It's closer to what I expected but honestly still lower than I thought
“look at him,what could he pick? A cotton plant is this tall!”😂
1.1k likes and no comments?
Let me fix it.
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Yea we watched bucko💀💀
Bro thought he was him💀💀🤓
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A man had standards! ✊
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based 🗿
@@aliensimulationwhat ya mean based? You mean like what his standards were based on? I'm guessing cause the space was built good in shape and tall. But that's just a guess on what he was bassing his choice on when buying the slave. I could be wrong
@@johnfkennedy8281Based on the fact that you get ZERO bitches
@@johnfkennedy8281 *I think he meant "Biased" but instead wrongfully wrote Based..* 😅
I THOUGHT THEY WERE PICKING WHO THEY THOUGHT WERE STRONGER SO I STARTED PICKING WITH THEM UNTIL I HEARD "BUYING"😭
You would have been a great slave owner it seems.
😅😂😂
I think you’re a little dumb for that
You need more history literature
"Imma go buck wild on the whole operation"😂😂😂
The guy is more offended by the insults than the *slavary* . 😂😂
That's part of the joke, yes.
@@arnekrug939?
thank you for explaining - I couldn't figure out why I was laughing for the life of me
@@notmyproblem88 glad I could be of help...😇
That’s literally black people today
"If its a slave auction, always bet on lot A" 🔥🔥🔥
Bro the jjk brainrot is everywhere now
@aperson9614 this is a one piece quote bruh
🔥🔥🔥
Always bet on Hakari 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@aperson9614😂
Them sucking their stomach in and poking thier chest out when the second guy stepped up 😂😂
No matter how many times this clips shows up ill watch it.
"You gotta buy that dude. That's two of me." LMAO
you gotta watch whole skit, they missed the best line "even I would buy that dude
Webseries name please ???@@kishorraika6411
Rappi
@-Cyuu- bro webseries name please 🙏
@@fakebhai9376 Wdym webseries?
"Cotton plant is this tall" 😂😂😂
And the southern accent made it even better 😂
Name of movie ?
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@@welp2313its not the movie
Me and my husband used to be crying at this skit 😂😂😂
Where can i find these two show or idk?
@@Lifelessedahmad It's Key & Peele
That they can pull this off with such ease is comic genius....
"there are 1.5 imposters in the plots" 💀
Webseries name please 🙏
3/5*2 = 1.2 actually
@saltdestroyer bro webseries or movie's name please
@@fakebhai9376 its key & peele and its not a webseries
@@kelpoiscoolA TV show?
"Can a brother get on lot A" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Edit:I didn't realize I basically stole this comment but I'm glad the original got all the likes
@@danebiron7705 this same comment got 65k likes and 28 comments, what's your point?
You stole a quote form the scene. What a brilliant mind you have. Very imaginative.
@@xzed6394 why thank you, as you know this site is for that very reason and I had to come up with something very mind blowing to say on a site that doesn't effect my life in anyway possible
Wish we could turn back time.
To the good ol days...
This was an actual masterpiece. All hits, no misses.
The quality and respect this slave auction owner had is truly something beautiful
Lmfao
Sadly nice things don't last long
I know this is probably satire but I genuinely can’t tell anymore because of the time we live in 💀😭
Acting❌
Nostalgia ✅
Whats the name of this?
@@ashutoshthakur3874 key and peele
💀
Nostalnigga✅
@@nepalivibes1352 top 10 greatest reply ever 💀💀💀
Wish I can turn back time to the good old days 🗣️
"wish we could turn back times.. to the good old days..."
I will buy you first, sugar buns 😋
Didn’t know kids still use that song for this topic imo
Can buy me? 😘@@givemeyouryummyskin
The devil will always loose
Black people were originally white they just got burned in hell@markwilson422
They went from I'd show my buyers hell to why wouldn't anyone buy me. 😂
I mean, it's like being picked last in sports, it hurts the pride man
@@thechosenone8288 exactly, its like being picked last in a sport you don’t want to play.
@@Sun_God_Apollolike, damn, I didn’t even wanna be here and now I gotta watch everybody else get picked first!? DAMN!
NO OFFENCE BROTHER
OFFENCE TAKEN🤨
Damnn i can't believe there is a counter for that sentence😂
and I will used that word from now on 😅
@@iancastillo953school system getting horrible, aint it
I'm guessing you're 75 IQ
Key and peele the best comedians my opinion
These two are a gift to comedy!!!😂
That’s one of the funniest skits these two ever did 😂😂😂
Search the racist country songs skit. That's hilarious
which movie is this ? 😅
@@deeptanusarkar9218 it's not a movie. They used to have a show called Key and Peele. They did skits like that.
@@ParryPickleballking-es2el thanks buddy
That one sentence: "I will not have my reputation tarnished selling superficial bigoted slaves!"
😂 Honestly i'm not a fan of these two but that was solid gold.
Not a fan?
@@chandu1024 Nope i think a lot of their sketches are pretty low brow or unfunny.
But there are a few like this one, where the twists and layers are just so good that i couldn't breathe for like a minute.
Bro likes KKKomedy
@@startenderspacebar😭😭😭
I agree, they do a lot of race based humour, which I personally don’t find that funny generally and the amount they do is a bit tiresome, but sometimes they make some real good stuff.
“Thank you, chef”
“Sorry, chef”
There's nothing these two can't make unexpectedly funny 🤣
-“No ofense”
-“Offens taken” 😂😂😂
How can a person write the same word wrong two times in a different way💀
@@Your_pookiiee fortnite
@@Your_pookiiee its a gift at this point.
Slaves were actually incredibly expensive, $400 starting price in 1850, to $1500 for a prime field hand to $2000 to $3000 for a skilled one (blacksmith,house slave or special talent) yeah it was a fuck d up time to be alive🤷♂️😥
Which is also why 80% of white southern households never had slaves but were yeoman farmers in regions like the Appalachian range. It would be more expensive than buying a Tesla!
That’s a whole lot of ramen noodle packets
Well there's a lot of shipping and handling. And also they weren't free. They had to buy them From the African slave markets (run by Africans)
The average price of a slave works out to less than a car today.
1500???? 5$ in 1850 was 150$ now!!! That means they costed over a 100 grand?
"I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial bigoted slaves!" Is underrated in funny and smartness.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.. you guys are crazy creative..
Skipped the best line! “I’d buy that dude!”
Fun fact, US census data from 1830 records a few thousand black men who owned slaves. I don't have numbers on how many, but plenty of them were former slaves.
The unintentional truth behind the joke is a rabbit hole with a lot of nasty, rancid irony in its depths.
What's the movie?
@@user-zq4ts2kl5h it’s not a movie. It’s a key and peele skit. Just look up “key and peele slave auction”.
We need more of these two working together 😂
They've been frequent collaborators since 2002, and had a show together for a few years since 2012. They're a comedy duo, so there's quite a lot of it!
@@ewabiernat5337what's there name?
@@justtimelass8131 it's in the title, key and peele
Watching their Duelling Hats sketch, where they both try outdo each others new SnapBacks 😂 ❤🇮🇪
“how does that happen 😐” bro was so deadass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Key your line was “he would need some growing to do first””
"Offence Taken" 🤣
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That plot twist at the end was highly unexpected 😂😂😂
"An amoeba could enter through your nose and make it's way to your brain..."
I beg your pardon Zack, if I did enter an abandoned pool an amoeba is definitely entering through my nose.
"My question is how did they catch him" my favorite line from the original lmao
My man said Professionals have STANDARDS
That was pure gold
They always cut the best line. "My question is how did they catch him?" 😂😂😂
The quality of this slave auction is impeccable
just before the start of the Civil War, the average real price of a slave in the United States was $25,000 in current dollars. These slaves were going for $75.00-$300.00.
And white overseers of farms were only paid up to $500 a year. Just to give perspective on who actually owned slaves who would each earn their master at least $50,000 a year in today's value.
So you’re saying I can buy a ninja for $75?
I’ll be back
@@epgamer1145 I'm saying slaves were extremely expensive. Like buying a car. Wealthy people owned the slaves. Just before the civil war In the states where slavery was still legal the ownership of slaves was about 5% of the population. Slaves were not sold for $8 bucks. That's like buying a new car for $300 bucks in today's currency. It's a very funny skit about the value of a slave. However, the writers want us to believe the average person could just stop by and buy a slave when that was never true.
@@danielberg7644 Or it's also an inflation joke
@@danielberg7644 true.
Hell even now, they are extremely expensive. Probably because most of the world doesn’t buy them.
A man with morals sir 👏🏻
Bro, I’m from Brazil and We not ready for this king of comedy yet
A slave owner complaining about bigotry is probably the most hilarious image I’ve ever seen 😭
Can a brother get on lot A? 🤣😀🤣
yall cut out the "I'd buy that dude"
Very practical. Whether you don't want to be sold, or just not wanting your reputation tarnished by selling damaged goods.
Slaves were super expensive lol. If they were less than 10 bucks like the skit, a lot more people would’ve had em
Good editing, basically got the whole scene in a short. This is what a short should be, no part 2 or 3's
I was up all night last night, staring at the ceiling in some manic state saying "my question is, how did they catch him" and then this is the first short I see when I open my phone this morning. Wtf
Why in the world is that what you're saying 😂
@@chargedpanic5979 idk it was like a song stuck in my head.
Wish we could turn back time to the good old days
Bro was flabbergasted that they were dissing on the others to the point he ended the auction.
"Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days"🤣😭
well we evolved
This skit is great, i miss when comedy was about, you know, comedy.
needed this laugh thank you
Bro that “offense taken” killed me bro 😂😂😂
I miss the good old days
Your time is almost over anyway yt
@@NightmarePoliceX ?
True man , everyone got less than a 100 rotations anyway 😂😂
Revolutions. 100 days would be tragic
@@NightmarePoliceX Not even close.
Ur gonna be the best character i bet and also love the messy hair
An amoeba eating my brain cells means I've made some questionable life decisions
Offense Taken.
😂😂😂
The competition😂
“Bigoted slaves” truly a man of principle
That auctioneer has character 👍
Day is never finished. Master got me working…. One day master would set me free
A man's reputation is everything.
"Give 'em hell 🤝🏾" 😂
Dark humor done right 😂
Wish we can turn back time
Thank you key and peele
"2 pennies on lot B"
I love key and peele so much
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Thats a pure nostalgia😍
Name of the movie/show cmon guys share the info.
It's a skit , not an entire movie
@@gharyrivaldo741 damm that’s sad
that one friend:wish we could turn back time.
To the good ol dayys
Wish we could turn back time 😞
To the good old days 🤠 - 👴🏻
this account is making a living thanks to key and peele
😂😂😂 was not expecting that ending. 🎉
Bro what is Muhammad Ali doing here? 💀
lmao i just realized that
Key & Peele are ALWAYS So Damn Funny to me! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣
It's good he's against superficial.
Lucky people 🙂
"Had N-word pass"😢
These guys were just a winning combination from the start.
Bro when the slave seller calls you out you know it's bad 😂 boi I'm gone 😭
"those good old days" 👴
Ayo?
Movie?
Offense TAKEN got me 😂
Key & Peele manage to make anything funny😂
We need to bring back this auction
Key and Peele are most excellent
"Im not selling Superficial bigoted slaves" can't stop laughing from this so insane sentence 😂😂😂😂