Key & Peele - Das Negros

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2012
  • A Nazi colonel (Ty Burrell) searching for negros meets Heinrich Leroyheimer and Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi.
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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  Před 5 lety +6576

    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele CZcams channel for all the classics as well as new-to-CZcams sketches: czcams.com/channels/dN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ.html

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 Před 5 lety +16

      Comedy Central its cool that comedy Central is helping and promoting their youtube channel

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 Před 5 lety +6

      well I guess ill be that guy.... that shorter black man has big ole lips. i guess I didn't notice untill he was in white face. the tall guy legit looks white. let the liberal screeching begin.

    • @meowfox5953
      @meowfox5953 Před 5 lety +5

      Comedy Central lol the first guy to talk sounds like the dog from some movie I think it was Peabody and Sherman I think

    • @jfoti8078
      @jfoti8078 Před 5 lety +7

      Remember when people had a shit storm when someone did black face as a joke? Some even lost their jobs for even talking about it. What a double standard. Hilarious skit though. 😂

    • @jansibr8528
      @jansibr8528 Před 5 lety +4

      *demonatization*

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 Před 4 lety +20144

    "Negroes? Ew!" - Emmy winner Jordan Peele

    • @jpalantorio3577
      @jpalantorio3577 Před 4 lety +382

      Oscar winner

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 Před 4 lety +468

      It's actually "Heinrich Leeroyheimer"

    • @guktefngrshoo7465
      @guktefngrshoo7465 Před 4 lety +40

      Cancel culture needs to get thus man smh

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy Před 4 lety +36

      I FUCKING DIED AT THAT PART

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 Před 4 lety +70

      The When he said “hell no” like a typical black dude 😂

  • @XRavenHunt
    @XRavenHunt Před 5 lety +146584

    These three white actors are awesome. Key and Peele did good job on the casting.

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 Před 5 lety +8276

      Dude what are you stupid? It's clear they are both black. They played with the cat toy.

    • @tristanhvh6488
      @tristanhvh6488 Před 5 lety +3088

      Andusz r/wooosh

    • @user-mb7so2yw4o
      @user-mb7so2yw4o Před 5 lety +2571

      @Blahrose r/Woooosh
      I said the fisrt woooosh why do i have less likes 🙂💔

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 Před 5 lety +4738

      @@tristanhvh6488 r/woosh

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 Před 5 lety +1256

      @@playaab4826 you are right, I should have made a joke about that...

  • @sleepingjun
    @sleepingjun Před 7 měsíci +4654

    "It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode." just caught me off guard and how serious he said it 💀

    • @rebekahlikesmusic2723
      @rebekahlikesmusic2723 Před 7 měsíci +45

      I died 😂💀💯

    • @rentonthurston3904
      @rentonthurston3904 Před 5 měsíci +43

      I think it’s the funniest part 😂 so random

    • @HighSpeedForLives
      @HighSpeedForLives Před 2 měsíci +33

      They also measured human heads, naziscience.

    • @dalonmurff3848
      @dalonmurff3848 Před 2 měsíci +35

      I can confirm that beans do explode against people like me.

    • @Beckysinlondon
      @Beckysinlondon Před 2 měsíci +11

      I came here for this! I was like….wait did I hear that correctly? Beans? Lol

  • @greatestfactvideos
    @greatestfactvideos Před měsícem +577

    Baronhelmut Schnitzlenazi sounds like a man who fears nothing.

    • @germanautoguys6537
      @germanautoguys6537 Před 10 dny +7

      Baron Helmut* baron is a title.

    • @fmilton20
      @fmilton20 Před 8 dny +8

      He's kin to the Dusseldorf Schnitzlenazi's after all. Fearless people.

  • @Bruna-bn3sq
    @Bruna-bn3sq Před 4 lety +18670

    My man hired white actors thinking we wouldn't notice

    • @Michi12
      @Michi12 Před 4 lety +54

      69 likes nice

    • @derp8184
      @derp8184 Před 4 lety +43

      169 likes nice

    • @Michi12
      @Michi12 Před 4 lety +21

      @@derp8184 nice

    • @bonbonS1969
      @bonbonS1969 Před 4 lety +42

      thats Phil my realtor

    • @hm-yu6tw
      @hm-yu6tw Před 4 lety +53

      jeez someone is gonna get wooshed by someone who thinks reddit is cool

  • @Buddha23Fett
    @Buddha23Fett Před 2 lety +59371

    As a German. I got to say he really nailed the uniform. It’s just like my grandpa’s.

  • @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue
    @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue Před 6 měsíci +1413

    Ty Burrell absolutely nails 100% of this, from the accent to the subtleties of acting he’s hilarious!

    • @racerozzy
      @racerozzy Před 8 dny +4

      Not really he ain't no Hans Landa, he should've just put a bucket of KFC. That would be spot on.

    • @amauryliscak3938
      @amauryliscak3938 Před 8 dny +3

      @@racerozzy Not really no, in fact his name was prononced wrong in the first sentence. "mewler" lol.

    • @ulissesbon
      @ulissesbon Před 4 dny +1

      ​​@@racerozzybrother, this is a tv skit, not the Oscar nominee and winner Inglourious Basterds
      Calm tf down man

    • @Leonbobway
      @Leonbobway Před 9 hodinami

      According to the one drop rule, Ty Burrell is black. His grandmother escaped slavery.

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 Před rokem +799

    I would love to see Christoph Waltz and Ty Burrell in a WWll movie together portraying schnitzel nazis they are both outstanding

    • @josielockhart111
      @josielockhart111 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I was thinking watching this; only way it could be better is with Christoph waltz! He’s small but does such a great job with the joking/scare tactic

  • @zer0_cool
    @zer0_cool Před 3 lety +13824

    "And that, son, is why we are a black family named Schnitzelnazi"

    • @anup8703
      @anup8703 Před 3 lety +76

      Haha great 🤣

    • @connorapurcell
      @connorapurcell Před 3 lety +87

      if this type of comedy is permitted, no-one should have a problem with blackface. No-one who isn't racist, that is.

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 Před 3 lety +116

      @@connorapurcell That seems fair to me. However, I think there are a lot of reasonable people who dislike blackface, due to the TON of anti-black propoganda that used to be spread while people would do it. I mean it may be fine now but the history is quite horrible. I see what ur saying tho, I'm fairly neutral on that topic.

    • @connorapurcell
      @connorapurcell Před 3 lety +35

      @@dr.danburritoman1293 they can dislike it all they want, but calling for people to be fired, 'cancelled', shunned, etc. for blackface is absurd, especially when whiteface is permitted and considered amusing.

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 Před 3 lety +25

      @@connorapurcell Well, some people are offended by whiteface too but I guess taht makes sense.

  • @turdferguson7112
    @turdferguson7112 Před 3 lety +9752

    "It's like when we throw zee beans at zee homosexuals."

    • @furimindustries3410
      @furimindustries3410 Před 3 lety +563

      "To see if zey explode."

    • @guadacoma
      @guadacoma Před 3 lety +84

      Well that part is true.

    • @krestus6715
      @krestus6715 Před 3 lety +19

      wait what it is?

    • @turdferguson7112
      @turdferguson7112 Před 3 lety +19

      @Caleb Cohan Exactly! You say zee comment, but leave out zee reazons!

    • @guadacoma
      @guadacoma Před 3 lety +19

      @Caleb Cohan the exploding beans is so outrageous it’s funny to pretend it’s true.

  • @donjulio5045
    @donjulio5045 Před 7 měsíci +196

    *11 years ago...this feels like it just came out*

  • @fierstein7126
    @fierstein7126 Před 8 měsíci +383

    I'm a first-generation german jew and I never thought I'd find this kind of gag routine funny, but here we are. key and peele are hilarious and Ty Burrell is surprisingly agile at his role, especially considering how he's usually type-cast as the wholesome 'family man'.

    • @JohnZombi88
      @JohnZombi88 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Never seen any of his earlier roles huh?

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 21 dnem +4

      How are first generation when they exited for a lot of generations in Germany

    • @HankRichard
      @HankRichard Před 16 dny +2

      W PFP

    • @lutharshad
      @lutharshad Před 10 dny

      You're not a german. Just a jew

  • @kobeh6185
    @kobeh6185 Před 4 lety +23202

    what would have been funnier is if they opened the floorboards and two black dudes came out and said "is he gone"

    • @BezmenovWasRight
      @BezmenovWasRight Před 4 lety +3027

      Or two white dudes with black face

    • @SpencerLee97
      @SpencerLee97 Před 4 lety +853

      Nah, the cat toy bit is funnier because it subverts expectations. Leave the writing to the professionals.

    • @kriegnes
      @kriegnes Před 4 lety +349

      that exactly what everyone expected to happen

    • @Curly_Fried1
      @Curly_Fried1 Před 4 lety +846

      SpencerLee97 dude the cat toy bit was seen a mile away, two black dudes coming out and ALSO thinking key and peele are Germans woulda been way funnier

    • @arthurramirez5442
      @arthurramirez5442 Před 4 lety +293

      @@SpencerLee97 No that was actually pretty lame

  • @lassebastholm3000
    @lassebastholm3000 Před 4 lety +9526

    This is the opening to Inglourious Basterds on acid

    • @xy-fb8jo
      @xy-fb8jo Před 4 lety +24

      Lasse Bastholm 😂😂😂

    • @etheReal6780
      @etheReal6780 Před 4 lety +121

      Duuuuuuude I was just thinking that!! Lmaoooo, I just watched Inglorious Basterds like a week ago and I just saw that

    • @jaredmorgan6209
      @jaredmorgan6209 Před 4 lety +77

      “The negro hunter” lmfao

    • @lassebastholm3000
      @lassebastholm3000 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jaredmorgan6209 haha good one

    • @screwthenet
      @screwthenet Před 4 lety +10

      NOT so much acid as weak mushrooms in orange juice.

  • @govindmenon1859
    @govindmenon1859 Před rokem +89

    Gill Thorpe’s continued success really drove Phil to a very dark place

  • @lordemed1
    @lordemed1 Před 11 měsíci +82

    One of K&P's best. The more you watch it, the funnier it gets!

  • @filipecampos6236
    @filipecampos6236 Před 3 lety +14583

    I'm going to tell my children that this is a tarantino movie

    • @bruhmoment-yc5zg
      @bruhmoment-yc5zg Před 3 lety +424

      I was thinking of Inglorious Basterds when I watched this lol

    • @morris2408
      @morris2408 Před 3 lety +227

      Not enough feet

    • @bruhmoment-yc5zg
      @bruhmoment-yc5zg Před 3 lety +48

      @@morris2408 facts

    • @clydenolet736
      @clydenolet736 Před 3 lety +6

      You would

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 Před 3 lety +104

      I think Tarantino would correctly name it "Die Negros" .
      "Das Negros" triggers my inner grammar Nazi.

  • @rino9190
    @rino9190 Před 4 lety +4278

    "Thank you gentlemen"
    "AINT NO THANG"

  • @maxvosper9420
    @maxvosper9420 Před 7 měsíci +36

    They can't resist the beats 😆🤣😆

    • @Arthurschkil
      @Arthurschkil Před 10 dny +7

      Love how he confused their love for music with the food 😂

  • @cv7368
    @cv7368 Před 8 měsíci +177

    "I don't recall her being fat. But who looks like they did in college anyway?"
    "Not me"
    Five years of college and I still have no idea what this line meant

    • @shoeboxbistro
      @shoeboxbistro Před 8 měsíci +1

      People get fatter when they get older

    • @arjunchaudhuri3206
      @arjunchaudhuri3206 Před 3 měsíci +10

      This is a superior joke

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Před 2 měsíci +20

      there's no punchline it's a reference to how people just go oh right who looks like they did back then anyway

    • @mjrogers2
      @mjrogers2 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I guess people are in their primes in college? Idk either.

    • @kmoney05
      @kmoney05 Před měsícem +18

      focus on the second part of the joke. he’s basically saying nobody looks the same way now compared to how they looked in college

  • @ayetiwithinternet1088
    @ayetiwithinternet1088 Před 3 lety +61778

    I feel like the skit would have been better if they hired two black guys instead of 2 white guys

  • @mars2690
    @mars2690 Před 3 lety +8292

    Surprised he didn't do the bean test on two dudes living together

  • @deathlessmile
    @deathlessmile Před 5 měsíci +59

    Ty Burrell is amazing as always!!! I wish he had a role like this in a future movie where he is both funny and a bit scary.

    • @btf1287
      @btf1287 Před 6 dny

      dude Burrell is terrifying in serious roles, hard to match.
      He is totally wasted on comedies.

  • @maureenchandlerreid7916
    @maureenchandlerreid7916 Před 24 dny +7

    Wow. I’ve only watched Ty Burrell in modern family. Him playing this role was incredible. Totally believable. The underlying music added to the whole scene as well. Key and peele excellent too. Excellent scene.

  • @imjusttoobad916
    @imjusttoobad916 Před rokem +2242

    Phil Dunphy’s great grandfather was something crazy

  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 Před 3 lety +24469

    Phil Dunphy really took “if you ain’t white, you ain’t right” to heart

  • @KeaPF
    @KeaPF Před 22 dny +4

    2:30 the way he say "Everything seems in order" was relaxing

  • @BerkeleyMatthew
    @BerkeleyMatthew Před 11 měsíci +9

    One of my favourite K&P sketches

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 Před 3 lety +6283

    Haven’t been keeping up with Modern Family. Things took a dark turn

    • @sauron8838
      @sauron8838 Před 3 lety +319

      This is newly colorized evidence of the identity of Phil's grandfather, Filip Dunphelheimer, a famed nazi magician.

    • @feellikepablo
      @feellikepablo Před 3 lety +152

      Yeah..., In season 8 Phil quit his real estate and became a White Supremacist.

    • @lost422011
      @lost422011 Před 3 lety +4

      😀

    • @Garfieldhao
      @Garfieldhao Před 3 lety +3

      LFAO

    • @jayannenimoh6114
      @jayannenimoh6114 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂

  • @perborgman9895
    @perborgman9895 Před 4 lety +8782

    But why doesn't he react to two men apparently living together? He didn't throw a can of beans at them even once!

    • @benschwartz7588
      @benschwartz7588 Před 4 lety +92

      Because they both escaped a prison together

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 Před 4 lety +289

      @@benschwartz7588 if he knew that they would be in prison

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 Před 4 lety +73

      Per Borgman you know what they say about some nazis ;)

    • @BK-uy9nj
      @BK-uy9nj Před 4 lety +21

      Its not a whole can you idiot

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo Před 4 lety +21

      Per Borgman shouldve threw kfc

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 8 měsíci +6

    Amazing stuff

  • @wickedwildwezt
    @wickedwildwezt Před 7 měsíci +23

    This is hands down their creepiest sketch. But also one of their best.

    • @JoSheperd
      @JoSheperd Před 7 dny +1

      Lil Homie one is kinda creepy and the Black Pantha one

  • @syn7407
    @syn7407 Před 3 lety +18295

    Are we going to ignore the fact that he pulled a plate of beets out of thin air

    • @sadstormtrooper
      @sadstormtrooper Před 3 lety +1844

      The darkside of racism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • @dioelric3032
      @dioelric3032 Před 3 lety +441

      Have you forgotten that Phil is magician

    • @zrixhi
      @zrixhi Před 3 lety +51

      Your pfp, I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @RodriVargasS
      @RodriVargasS Před 3 lety +126

      @@sadstormtrooper Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @ufohawk1110
      @ufohawk1110 Před 3 lety +63

      Are you all dumb, that’s an inherent German trait

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 Před 3 lety +18470

    Props to him for not seeing race.

    • @chasechute1491
      @chasechute1491 Před 3 lety +623

      Thank you Jim.

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 Před 3 lety +276

      @@chasechute1491 Glad someone got the reference lol

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie Před 3 lety +21

      @@billcipher147 I don't get it:(

    • @konan3968
      @konan3968 Před 3 lety +8

      Canazi race

    • @virsa12
      @virsa12 Před 3 lety +88

      @@billcipher147 you're not Jim! Jim's not white. Wait....

  • @jhondavid7301
    @jhondavid7301 Před rokem +115

    Those three white dudes are incredible, Key and Peele nailed it on the casting

  • @harrisonmason9139
    @harrisonmason9139 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I’m surprised that no one in the comments pointed out that their German names are the same as a pair of Captain America villains.

  • @qwerty683100
    @qwerty683100 Před 4 lety +7136

    The Nazi officer visited a lot of houses, leaving his gloves, a plate of beet, and cat toy at every house he visited.

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin Před 4 lety +163

      My OCD feels acknowledged.

    • @Fr0st7
      @Fr0st7 Před 4 lety +53

      but.. wasnt this the last house?

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 Před 4 lety +140

      So, hes like a shitty santa?

    • @Demon-cs3hc
      @Demon-cs3hc Před 4 lety +7

      When people live that on your house it means that they site on sandwatch in the dark

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 Před 4 lety +24

      qwerty683100 his pockets must be like the inside of the tardis..... how much does he have in his pockets to be leaving that stuff in every house he searches.... 😆

  • @GehMaFegen
    @GehMaFegen Před rokem +10849

    As a german I can confirm that Schnitzelnazi is indeed a very common german surname

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Před rokem +354

      It’s a tough last name to get dates with in 2023 … but in 1942 it was a 6 layers of wool dropper

    • @GehMaFegen
      @GehMaFegen Před rokem +102

      @@iamskippy ye its really tough with all the vegetarians and vegans these days

    • @tarkkemalkutay9488
      @tarkkemalkutay9488 Před rokem +42

      Our German neighbours has the same surname by the way

    • @raymondecho
      @raymondecho Před rokem

      ​@@iamskippy I doubt it

    • @quiners9174
      @quiners9174 Před rokem +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fanfractal
    @fanfractal Před 6 měsíci +2

    they are so incredible... i adore these two actors !!

  • @BogallusMaximus
    @BogallusMaximus Před dnem

    Thank you very much for the subtitles.

  • @wren9713
    @wren9713 Před 3 lety +15986

    A racist joke within a joke about racists. Perfection.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Před 3 lety +268

      That's how you drive the racists and the single minded people away.

    • @Abhishek-sr2pu
      @Abhishek-sr2pu Před 3 lety +108

      @@emrahalien2972 by being racist? When you bitch about blackface you shouldn't do whiteface as the real racist will call you racist and will keep doing racist stuff.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Před 3 lety +60

      @Ghost_ Slaayer no id be fine with someone doing blackface for a joke of mocking the individuals that do it seriously you know a reason to do it. also, I have no clue how you read there comment either you read it and thought it was something you thought about, or either somehow you knew what they meant. my whole point was making jokes of everything and making fun of racists inside of it gives the ability to drive them away while making a joke and making fun of there opinions ideals and ideas, some idiot who didn't realize I never said one side is fine and one is not and just replied cause he didn't read what i wrote is not exactly a good candidate for you to agree to even if it was the same opinion kinda just makes that opinion look less real, the only reason I think this is better then someone doing blackface is because they made fun of racists inside it too witch completely makes people realize its a joke. and also has a reason. but if some idiot does blackface and does not have a reason for it and the joke is purely that he's wearing blackface and no real punchline or why he would be, then it just kinda seems like a excuse to be a racist asshole.

    • @Sornago
      @Sornago Před 3 lety +29

      @@emrahalien2972 acutaly all the jokes with blackface in are getting taken down

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Sornago cool...dude i didn't say it wasn't real. the real thing you should question is if it had a reason to have blackface other then racist stereotypes.

  • @Matthew-qx3dh
    @Matthew-qx3dh Před 4 lety +7668

    “My name is Barenhelmuth Schnitzelnazi!”
    *Ah yes, a man of culture.*

  • @NAMEANDADDRESSWITHHELD726
    @NAMEANDADDRESSWITHHELD726 Před 8 měsíci +3

    *Knock knock*
    "Who's there?"
    *"Ve vill be asking zhe kweustions!"*

  • @jared7441
    @jared7441 Před 9 měsíci +4

    what makes this funnier is that grammatically the title is wrong - it should be “Die”for “the” but because of what it would spell out they changed it to “Das” 😂

  • @gyroscopicjester5454
    @gyroscopicjester5454 Před 4 lety +5897

    Plot twist the German commander was also a black guy in whiteface

    • @SirSpitsAlotable
      @SirSpitsAlotable Před 4 lety +173

      Cannon nose he’s making sure the other black people are aware of their own weaknesses for protection.

    • @tarapita
      @tarapita Před 4 lety +29

      True, because there's no such thing as colonel of the SS!

    • @mace8873
      @mace8873 Před 4 lety +31

      @@tarapita True, but there was Standartenführer, although this Nazi appears to be Obersturmbannführer, which equates to Lieutenant colonel, and he appears to have been awarded the Ritterkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes mit Eichenlaub (Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves), but for some reason still displays his Kriegsorden des Deutschen Kreuzes (German Cross), I'm not sure that is correct, and the band on his Knight's Cross looks strange, the red stripe is too thin, and it should be worn under the collar. And someone could probably reprimand him for wearing his belt like that as well. But considering how hilarious these guys are, I'll let it slide...;-)

    • @anmnou
      @anmnou Před 4 lety +18

      Well, the actor who plays the Commander part is actually of African descent...his great great grandmother was the daughter of a slave and her "owner". It is an incredibly moving story...you can watch it on Finding Your Roots on PBS.

    • @msumode4493
      @msumode4493 Před 4 lety +2

      Come up with something clever next time, asshole.

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 Před rokem +11756

    I just adore the fact that they only painted their faces, while their arms are clear as day lol

  • @TheGoldKing
    @TheGoldKing Před 7 měsíci +5

    This is actually brilliant

  • @cravensravens
    @cravensravens Před 2 lety +4230

    1:27 he just offered them a seat in their own home...what a power move

    • @kingavila7584
      @kingavila7584 Před rokem +126

      *Hans landa ???*
      👀👀👀

    • @Hellheart
      @Hellheart Před rokem +67

      Yo! For real. I was gonna comment this myself, but I was curious if anyone else noticed. I wanna try this one day, if I get the opportunity.

    • @Rimanda
      @Rimanda Před rokem +77

      @@Hellheart get a position where others wellbeing is in your hand, and when they messed up on their job, visit their house, thats how you get into situation like this

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Před rokem +3

      A power move❓ …. 🤔
      Oh, like when you see Vanna White at the gym lifting weights 💪🏻 and your black friend says:
      🙎🏽‍♂️🗯️ I’m so tempted to shout “Now that’s some W ____ P _____ even I could get behind.“
      But you have to remind him that’s not Vanna White and you’re both high and sitting inside of a Taco Bell.

  • @unicornsprinkles3277
    @unicornsprinkles3277 Před 5 lety +12922

    *Heinrich Leroy Heimer and Baron Helmut Snitzel-nazi*
    Solid names my dudes

    • @FGCounter1
      @FGCounter1 Před 5 lety +761

      unicorn sprinkles *Baron Helmut SchnitzelNazi

    • @aeedits8815
      @aeedits8815 Před 5 lety +238

      @@FGCounter1 as a german I had to laugh very hard :)

    • @madeleineprice3556
      @madeleineprice3556 Před 5 lety +13

      Zhuang Tao I was about to comment this haha

    • @moritzkuhn337
      @moritzkuhn337 Před 4 lety +31

      Ich ges erstmal ein snitchel essen

    • @masonmartin8887
      @masonmartin8887 Před 4 lety +13

      I thought he was going to say Zemo

  • @deagle2yadome696
    @deagle2yadome696 Před rokem +6

    why would the beans explode on the homosexuals? 😂

  • @Davedio
    @Davedio Před 4 měsíci +2

    01:10 "...amd I am Helmut...Schnitzelnazi." Even Key started to break character at his own line. 😂

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 Před 5 lety +4778

    “It’s like when we throw beans against homosexuals and the beans explode”

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard Před 3 lety +32543

    Ty Burrell is really an incredible actor. The way he is able to alternate between light-hearted and scary took the sketch to another level 👀

    • @sonofsanto
      @sonofsanto Před 3 lety +879

      Phil Dunphy

    • @matthiasbachetzky3085
      @matthiasbachetzky3085 Před 2 lety +573

      If you see the whole time "Phil Dunphy" in him, you cant be scared. :D

    • @manonamission2000
      @manonamission2000 Před 2 lety +208

      Ty Burrell can be scary...would be great as Ted Bundy

    • @rachedel-moctar4290
      @rachedel-moctar4290 Před 2 lety +276

      Bro he was just 100% copying Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds

    • @SterlingTate
      @SterlingTate Před 2 lety +30

      I found myself clinching my posterior at times.

  • @tibedog5629
    @tibedog5629 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I have always loved the line of "Like when we throw the beans against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode"
    and his brief moment of sitting there on the couch processing that until he goes into "yeaaah" and asks about what kind of tests.
    It makes me think Ty threw that in there as a adlib. It made me an my gay friends throw beans at each other for a while haha.

  • @BrianMorris-os5fe
    @BrianMorris-os5fe Před měsícem +1

    Thank you for your work, laughter always shows that hatred has no power here

  • @morganallen2591
    @morganallen2591 Před 4 lety +6593

    “It is very scientifical, like when we throw the beans against a homosexual to see if they explode.”

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 Před 4 lety +170

      "It's very scientific. Like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode" 😂

    • @jtate3695
      @jtate3695 Před 4 lety +23

      @@lamosos are you actually fucking mad

    • @shantasiahaynes4490
      @shantasiahaynes4490 Před 4 lety +18

      @@lamosos damn 😹😹

    • @AdamSmith-fe9jf
      @AdamSmith-fe9jf Před 4 lety +96

      “Zis is very scientific, like ven ve srow ze beans at ze homosexuals to see if ze homosexuals explode.”

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER Před 4 lety +15

      Ray Rex I don’t understand how that would test a homosexual. Can someone explain?

  • @Morbidyouth1
    @Morbidyouth1 Před 4 lety +3816

    “Das Negro head only comes in the half sizes.”
    Lmmfao

  • @NaviWolffe
    @NaviWolffe Před 26 dny +5

    Phil’s life took a dark turn when Clair left him 💀

  • @karmagirl314
    @karmagirl314 Před 22 dny +2

    That's some top notch set decoration for a sketch.

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 Před 2 lety +7350

    *high fives the officer*
    "Oh, that's new!"
    Best joke in the skit

  • @rtharmon454
    @rtharmon454 Před 3 lety +3649

    The Schnitzelnazi's are a wonderful family

  • @eldelaspirit6084
    @eldelaspirit6084 Před 10 měsíci +6

    These two gentlemen are the reason why I start learning English.

  • @memerofblaviken6326
    @memerofblaviken6326 Před 6 dny +2

    Phil seems to have really changed since his days as a family man

  • @JohanKylander
    @JohanKylander Před 4 lety +2570

    He pulled that plate of beets outta nowhere.

    • @alex2143
      @alex2143 Před 4 lety +60

      John Kylander Obviously since he’s while, he can’t drop the beet, so whenever he lets go of the beet it just kinda floats in his general vicinity.

    • @jennifergonzalez5589
      @jennifergonzalez5589 Před 4 lety +22

      He has Minecraft inventory

    • @ae4164
      @ae4164 Před 4 lety +3

      NOBODY expects the -Spanish Inquisition- Schutzstaffel beets!

    • @flashaxl
      @flashaxl Před 4 lety +3

      Beets by tray = beats by Dre. It's a pun. Also, black people love the beats in their rap song

    • @jpalantorio3577
      @jpalantorio3577 Před 4 lety +3

      Well, Phil's a magician.

  • @dreamsoft1361
    @dreamsoft1361 Před 5 lety +5455

    "Negros? Ew." That delivery really cracked me up 😂

    • @TheExao
      @TheExao Před 5 lety +43

      And Peele's " .....Yeah..uh.. " at 1:57 always gets me

    • @MushroomZuu
      @MushroomZuu Před 5 lety +1

      Meanwhile in our country (Malaysia) , someone act like kim kardashian said "Samsung? “Eww”… What are you talking about? iPhone of course." aka Ariana Grande Twins :V

    • @ericat2179
      @ericat2179 Před 5 lety +42

      Mush Zuu I’m so confused about your comment

    • @willhall796
      @willhall796 Před 5 lety +2

      Vauth did they not teach you these scientific experiments at science school?

    • @scumbag1731
      @scumbag1731 Před 5 lety +2

      DREAM SOFT that joke was offensive wtf

  • @scandathepole723
    @scandathepole723 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That actually got me in my shivers

  • @melyndacostenoble1922
    @melyndacostenoble1922 Před 9 měsíci +123

    I'M so happy I made productive decisions about my finances that changed my life forever, hoping to retire next year... Investment should always be on any creative man's heart for success in life.

    • @malonshan3121
      @malonshan3121 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@samanthaedward6339Yeah!! It would be more beneficial and yield more profit if you actually trade on cryptocurrency, I've been trading since the dip, I've made so much profit trading.

    • @Martina73823
      @Martina73823 Před 9 měsíci

      How does this trading stuff work? am really interested but just don't know how to go about it heard people really make it huge trading

    • @Erionbogdani-tj4gk
      @Erionbogdani-tj4gk Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@neritankola722Wow you know her too? I even thought I'm the only one she has helped walk through the fears and falls of forex trading.

    • @priscilianuhu3056
      @priscilianuhu3056 Před 9 měsíci +1

      it was a testimony like this that introduced me to her and although at first I thought she was not real but I can now boldly testify...her strategies were awesome and her trading last week was boooom!!!

    • @theresabennett7313
      @theresabennett7313 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@charleslavoie1781Please I have been hearing about this Expert Mrs Jeffrey Kathryn from a colleague at work how do I easily get to her?

  • @ellol8647
    @ellol8647 Před 2 lety +16265

    That was a great skit, but I am kinda mad that key & Peele weren't there. It's nice to see new faces on the show though.

  • @vcar7960
    @vcar7960 Před 3 lety +7480

    Kid: mom can we buy the inglorious basterds movie?
    Mom: we have inglorious basterds movie at home
    Inglorious basterds movie at home:

    • @mangosaltnic
      @mangosaltnic Před 3 lety +56

      i would be happy to have this too haha

    • @levisanchez1582
      @levisanchez1582 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah i would love to see series of these😂 inglorious bastards sucks

    • @joeychieflama6706
      @joeychieflama6706 Před 3 lety +26

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 if somebody called my favourite movie shit I would ask why I would not act super sassy

    • @mrfister825
      @mrfister825 Před 3 lety +1

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 it subjectively sucks for him then.

    • @amadeobordiga8464
      @amadeobordiga8464 Před 3 lety +15

      @@levisanchez1582 lmao, you literally have a fucking kaiser whats his face pfp, of course you find it shit

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 Před 3 měsíci +7

    All brilliance and depth of the plot in this sketch aside, I want to also give credit, after returning to visit this sketch years later, this is shot and scored SO cinematically well. If the comedy was eliminated, this could be a perfect shot by shot moment of tension in a serious war movie. I love this actor they chose for the villain, its always a great sketch when someone in the casting is cast with VERY sincere dramatic acting, and the other casts act as the goofy/meta aware character who's aware of just how absurd the story actually is.

  • @aminetanouyat9643
    @aminetanouyat9643 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Inglorious Basterds opening scene contestant 😂😂

  • @arranboon1
    @arranboon1 Před 3 lety +3903

    Why is nobody talking about Phil joining the SS and becoming a Nazi?

    • @sohambhalerao3554
      @sohambhalerao3554 Před 3 lety +328

      Looks like his real estate and magic wasn't going so well lol.

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 Před 3 lety +13

      Soham Bhalerao hahaha word!

    • @Sornago
      @Sornago Před 3 lety +33

      @@sohambhalerao3554 this was before his real estate job he had get it because this job did not do well

    • @RussellMania22
      @RussellMania22 Před 3 lety +45

      Obviously, his magic is spot on. How else would have been able to produce a plate of beets?

    • @user-cs8ud7hh3q
      @user-cs8ud7hh3q Před 3 lety +4

      We saw it coming

  • @captainchernobly8625
    @captainchernobly8625 Před 4 lety +4675

    It’s strange to see Phil as part of the SS

  • @kodyjohnson4360
    @kodyjohnson4360 Před 6 dny +2

    This skit always gave me the weirdest ASMR.

  • @danielallyway
    @danielallyway Před 3 měsíci +2

    The funniest one they ever made.

  • @dominikskorjanc
    @dominikskorjanc Před 3 lety +2189

    me: "Mom, I want Inglourious bastards"
    mom: "We have Inglourious bastards at home"
    Inglourious bastards at home:

  • @burningtoast6026
    @burningtoast6026 Před 5 lety +8984

    Who thought he was gonna wave fried chicken in their face lmao

  • @izaiah8010
    @izaiah8010 Před rokem +14

    1:34 I’m fkn dead💀😂

  • @randomperson4720
    @randomperson4720 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Ty is by far my top 3 favorite actors. Goat

  • @pvip9986
    @pvip9986 Před 4 lety +4982

    While "Das Negros" is wrong, I can see why they didn't go with "Die Negros"...

    • @trvrt1cl3
      @trvrt1cl3 Před 4 lety +654

      “die negros” number 1 on trending.

    • @bruceweiner5306
      @bruceweiner5306 Před 4 lety +273

      @@trvrt1cl3 I'm a horrible person for laughing at this...damn you

    • @nihalm2684
      @nihalm2684 Před 4 lety +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @1stpowermasterdestroyer98
      @1stpowermasterdestroyer98 Před 4 lety +24

      Die in German is actually de

    • @arnbrandy
      @arnbrandy Před 4 lety +80

      I came down to the comments to point out "Das Negros" is wrong but NOW I see... thanks haha

  • @_ghost96
    @_ghost96 Před 4 lety +3099

    The fact that only their faces are white kills me😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asiansupport630
      @asiansupport630 Před 4 lety +25

      Mason Taylor lmao agreed he just needs to look at their hand

    • @audricksekamondo6706
      @audricksekamondo6706 Před 4 lety +31

      them budgets issues couldn't let them go all white.

    • @Wazztheweasel
      @Wazztheweasel Před 4 lety +15

      And the red lips omg, looks so stupid and funny.

    • @mason9627
      @mason9627 Před 4 lety +34

      Ghost Banned that’s what people used to say about black face

    • @Wazztheweasel
      @Wazztheweasel Před 4 lety

      @@mason9627 oh ok

  • @DavidBrown-wm1up
    @DavidBrown-wm1up Před 7 měsíci +2

    I was actually nervous until the end.

  • @IluvKonig
    @IluvKonig Před 7 měsíci +2

    Oh man, I was actually terrified for them.

  • @jldude84
    @jldude84 Před 3 lety +6977

    "and I, am Baron Helmut......................Schnitzelnazi"
    I've watched this a dozen times and that pause never ceases to have me in tears.

    • @fabiansuckfull9446
      @fabiansuckfull9446 Před 3 lety +29

      If you find this funny, may I suggest that you search the Tube for the name Schnitzelnazi? They kinda stole the joke here and didn't pay homage to the original.

    • @DagestaniPork
      @DagestaniPork Před 3 lety +2

      @@fabiansuckfull9446 who?

    • @hansandhispanzerfaust6236
      @hansandhispanzerfaust6236 Před 3 lety +19

      Its beautiful, the name always have me in tears too

    • @tofubutcher7456
      @tofubutcher7456 Před 3 lety +132

      @@fabiansuckfull9446 That RPG story is from 2 years ago, this was uploaded on CZcams 8 years ago, and in the story it says, about his name and need to white-face, "if you get the reference I respect you". So character in the rpg story is named after this sketch, not the other way around

    • @2bee103
      @2bee103 Před 3 lety +24

      @@fabiansuckfull9446 L

  • @backyard282
    @backyard282 Před 4 lety +5883

    But for real Ty Burrell's accent and acting was on point.

    • @devindraco3594
      @devindraco3594 Před 4 lety +181

      I mean he just imitated Christoph Waltz

    • @Furantzu
      @Furantzu Před 4 lety +119

      His acting is always on point

    • @adrianmuller6013
      @adrianmuller6013 Před 4 lety +44

      No the accent is horrible

    • @lenbartens9783
      @lenbartens9783 Před 4 lety +128

      The accent is really Bad...but I think that kinda makes it better lol

    • @Furantzu
      @Furantzu Před 4 lety +62

      @Caleb Kent Modern Family, one of Hulks movies, hes the kind of guy you see but never know his name cause he aint that mainstream, but hes very good at his roles, really "underrated", since the guy is known a bit

  • @Daniel-ox4up
    @Daniel-ox4up Před 11 měsíci +2

    Colonel Hans Landa is one of the best villains I have seen in fiction, the one you love to hate. Ty Burrel made a great Hans Muller.

  • @Midnightspecia1
    @Midnightspecia1 Před 9 měsíci +1

    skillfully done. I'm not sure if they could do this now.

    • @grizzlycmmg9578
      @grizzlycmmg9578 Před 6 dny

      Most certainly not. This was brilliant, never been a huge fan of K&P but as a WW2 buff this was absolutely awesome, I enjoy when people make light of the darkest period of our history with Dark Jokes. Coming from an Italian-German Descendant lol.

  • @Nortekman
    @Nortekman Před 2 lety +9804

    As a guy who pretends to be German, this is pretty accurate

  • @EL-tl9xx
    @EL-tl9xx Před 4 lety +4152

    The title says "Key and Peele" but Key and Peele are nowhere to be seen in this sketch. At first I got disappointed, but as the sketch got going I was amused and highly entertained...

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 4 lety +61

      Yea I didn't either. Whose that white dudes? They look funny

    • @RF.243
      @RF.243 Před 4 lety +15

      Those actors are Key and Peel. SMH Idiots!
      10,000 comments later: r/woooosh

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 Před 4 lety +9

      @@RF.243 r/woosh

    • @bluetaigax1747
      @bluetaigax1747 Před 4 lety +5

      @@RF.243 ^ ha! It's the 1st of the 10,000 comments! checkmate

    • @notjesus1941
      @notjesus1941 Před 4 lety +7

      UnknownFlickZ OMG He SaId ThE fUnNy ReDdIt

  • @somya426
    @somya426 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Didn't expect Phil to be here 📈

  • @texclydes
    @texclydes Před 6 měsíci +3

    Ty Burrell nailed the Hans Landa character in his own way

  • @cholodesanfe87
    @cholodesanfe87 Před 5 lety +4911

    Guy playing as Nazi is a a good actor

    • @6235river
      @6235river Před 5 lety +872

      He's the dad on Modern Family

    • @user-hm8hv1tn3c
      @user-hm8hv1tn3c Před 5 lety +250

      Ty Burrell I think.

    • @CyberDog4304
      @CyberDog4304 Před 5 lety +46

      S M 87 yea that’s his name

    • @AlexPBenton
      @AlexPBenton Před 5 lety +65

      Goku Kakarot I clicked cause I recognized him in the thumbnail

    • @alexb5275
      @alexb5275 Před 5 lety +160

      It wasn’t an act

  • @MrNegroPie
    @MrNegroPie Před 7 lety +3769

    this is the only time a guest has stolen the show on key and peele

    • @narwhal5447
      @narwhal5447 Před 5 lety +129

      Thomas Labat it's Ty Burrell from 'Modern Family', he's also in 'the incredible hulk'

    • @Jeremy-jm3fe
      @Jeremy-jm3fe Před 5 lety +7

      Also, Colin Hanks stole the show in their "playing a thug" sketch. I recommend you check it out, it's one of my absolute favorites.

    • @noojman1970
      @noojman1970 Před 5 lety +7

      He's brilliant, isn't he?! 😂😂😍

    • @feignedphantom
      @feignedphantom Před 5 lety +21

      He's Phil Dunphy in the show modern family on FOX

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell Před 5 lety +1

      He does it twice

  • @rwellz8067
    @rwellz8067 Před 8 měsíci

    Amazing

  • @jonbrilihadi957
    @jonbrilihadi957 Před 9 měsíci +20

    I watched this so many times and yet still so entertaining

  • @EdgeOfLight
    @EdgeOfLight Před 5 lety +7939

    "guten tag"
    "gutemberg"
    😂😂

    • @TheMAXIFOD
      @TheMAXIFOD Před 5 lety +204

      Gutenberg* it's the name of the guy who invented the printing press

    • @EdgeOfLight
      @EdgeOfLight Před 5 lety +1

      TheMAXIFOD yes

    • @TaiPHoo
      @TaiPHoo Před 5 lety +30

      Yes, Steve Guttenberg.
      Officer Carey Mahoney.
      He was a legend.
      Guttenberg!

    • @Aqualungrougroum
      @Aqualungrougroum Před 5 lety +1

      Edge Of Light up

    • @abashedsanctimony154
      @abashedsanctimony154 Před 5 lety +8

      they throws the beans against the homozexuals

  • @padaliny
    @padaliny Před 3 lety +4385

    what episode of modern family is this

  • @ohnezuckerohnefett
    @ohnezuckerohnefett Před 8 měsíci

    My favorite scene with John Smith.

  • @p1nkishninja
    @p1nkishninja Před rokem +3

    Baron.. Helmut..... Schnitzelnazi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀