Pranking Your Girlfriend Every Single Day

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2019
  • The only thing funnier than a prank is a prank every single day.
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  • @lilycooper56
    @lilycooper56 Před 4 lety +9693

    Gender:Nate
    Blood type: puka shells.
    Addicted to: horny goat weed

  • @kaylanovacek8973
    @kaylanovacek8973 Před 4 lety +7509

    My favorite part of the drug dealer prank is him repeatedly asking, “Why didn’t you knock??” And the brother just being so confused saying, “We did knock 😰”

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 Před 3 lety +517

      It honestly just made me feel bad for him-

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 Před 3 lety +345

      @Good Dog I know and then they laughed at him for crying.

    • @kaylanovacek8973
      @kaylanovacek8973 Před 3 lety +288

      @Good Dog I didn't mean to sound like I thought it was funny, it's just ridiculous that he took it so far to the point where he scared his brother. Like wow this guy doesn't know when to stop.

    • @LiquidLetti
      @LiquidLetti Před 3 lety +149

      my fav part was how, as soon as he got to the door, he ushered them inside because thats where the cameras are. you cant get Spicy CZcams Prank Content if their reactions cant be recorded ;/ i would expect you'd want to keep the drug dealing thing a secret, rather than keeping your family hostage and explaining your evil deeds to them like heinz doofenshmirtz

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 2 lety +117

      @@kaylanovacek8973 when i prank my sister, it goes on for 4 seconds until i start laughing and then she starts laughing. the only good prank is with all parties can laugh together

  • @Gtree43
    @Gtree43 Před 2 lety +4056

    Nate: "Strip for me!"
    Dad: *looks visibly disappointed and uncomfortable*

  • @jynxiebaby5137
    @jynxiebaby5137 Před rokem +844

    The whole "I'm gonna put this in his water" shit is so creepy. I used to work at a sex store where we sold tons of libido enhancements and the amount of times someone came in and asked if there was a taste or if it would dissolve in a drink.. one of very few things someone could do that would piss me off working there. The only answer I would ever give them was "it's not okay to drug your s/o and if you imply that that's how you'll be using them I'm going to ask that you speak to another employee". Like. Guys. I don't care if it's all natural, if it's not psychoactive, etc. there could still be negative side effects and it's downright creepy. What if your s/o is allergic to the ingredients? Or one of the negative side effects hits and they don't know why or what's going on? What if it interacts with a medicine they're on? I took one once that didn't sit well with me and my vision went blue (it was a common side effect of that pill) and I freaked the fuck out. Imagine that happening and you have no idea why???
    Moral of the story: don't fucking drug your partner or give them supplements without consent it's creepy, dangerous, and you'd be the worst for it.

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Před 9 měsíci +90

      i would interpret that question as them looking for a less intense date rape drug tbh. like the kinda people that make you keep an eye on your drink at a party, but instead of overtly drugging you they try to manipulate you with alcohol and aphrodisiacs

    • @edendevi2915
      @edendevi2915 Před 3 měsíci

      aphrodisiacs always just seem so date rapey to me, im surprised that they are legal

    • @fxiryjxmin155
      @fxiryjxmin155 Před měsícem +5

      @@mammoneymelonthat's what I thought of too

  • @ninahicks5210
    @ninahicks5210 Před 3 lety +11395

    The whole way through the drug prank his dad just looks disappointed.... not even scared, just literally tired.

  • @clarenewman7384
    @clarenewman7384 Před 4 lety +3844

    no longer going to refer to myself “clothed” instead i’m going to say i’m “all packaged up”

    • @aitor.online
      @aitor.online Před 4 lety +166

      "dont come im in packing up"

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 4 lety +51

      not gonna lie if someone ever tells me that i’ll 100% think they’re wearing a condom

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 3 lety +9

      Bra? No brah. Gotta package up these tiddies.

  • @robotlorekeeper9880
    @robotlorekeeper9880 Před 3 lety +3022

    “Yeah man I was ANAB (Assigned Nate At Birth)”

    • @sarahraquelmourao5764
      @sarahraquelmourao5764 Před 2 lety +187

      what a tragedy to be born ANAB

    • @maximumphlegm
      @maximumphlegm Před 2 lety +27

      @@sarahraquelmourao5764 sign the petition 😣

    • @pretzelqueen6528
      @pretzelqueen6528 Před 2 lety +129

      “fortunately I’ve found my true gender: Peter 😌 I feel so much more comfortable now”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +7

      A NAB
      AN ANNOYING AT THAT ONE I SWEAR

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 Před rokem +1

      @@maximumphlegm Trash, how fitting Nate.

  • @decrepidude
    @decrepidude Před 3 lety +2560

    just because it’s two straight ppl doesn’t make it family friendly.

    • @patario5977
      @patario5977 Před 2 lety +77

      Karissa is dating a girl now lol

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 Před rokem +1

      What????????

    • @decrepidude
      @decrepidude Před rokem +12

      @@imreallybadatnamingthings wtf are you talking about? gay >> straight ppl

    • @KURENANI
      @KURENANI Před rokem

      ​@@decrepidude no gay=straight people

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 11 měsíci +45

      @@bmgfrosty7089 No it's true Karissa is now in a relationship with a girl and they've been together for a year

  • @sambriony1880
    @sambriony1880 Před 4 lety +7843

    Camouflage related humor: *exists*
    Kurtis: it’s free real estate

  • @nynne5325
    @nynne5325 Před 4 lety +3084

    Gender:
    ⚪️ Girl
    ⚪️ Boy
    🔘 Nate
    Blood type:
    ⚪️ A
    ⚪️ B
    🔘 Puka

  • @Tabth3778
    @Tabth3778 Před 2 lety +571

    Nate: **Makes a bunch of videos about drugs and sex**
    Also Nate: *FAMILY FRIENDLY PG FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY*

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 11 měsíci +7

      I checked and drugging someone is a felony: ''spiking another's drink, or administering or furnishing drugs to them in any way, is a felony''

  • @stalebread9050
    @stalebread9050 Před 3 lety +573

    “Cute opposite colors, I wear blue you wear pink!!”
    But like pink isn’t even the opposite color of blue? It would be orange lmao unless he’s only talking about the colors arbitrarily assigned to specific genders

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 Před 2 lety +34

      I get the feeling that he’s only talking about the colors arbitrarily assigned to specific genders.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 11 měsíci +1

      Literally

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Did you know that pink was originally the "boy colour"

    • @stalebread9050
      @stalebread9050 Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@jenniferdunstan5065 yup! Pink was close to red which was the “man” color back then and blue was for girls. But somehow all of that got switched through out the years which really just shows how arbitrary it is for colors to be “girls colors” or “boys colors”

    • @Sparc-qe1xp
      @Sparc-qe1xp Před 9 měsíci

      Oh my lord this is exactly what i thought too

  • @doe2064
    @doe2064 Před 4 lety +2671

    Why all your friends have the brightest characteristic smiles

  • @oliveisbonkers
    @oliveisbonkers Před 3 lety +7508

    Nate seems like the dude to say the n word then say it’s okay because he either has a black friend or a little black in him

    • @frenchfrylovermora9290
      @frenchfrylovermora9290 Před 3 lety +130

      And he gets cancelled

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 Před 3 lety +221

      French Fry Lover Mora Rightfully so

    • @bethm5852
      @bethm5852 Před 3 lety +334

      And all his 10 year old white fans would forgive him and say he’s changed.

    • @aki9059
      @aki9059 Před 3 lety +242

      Dudes dudes it’s ok, he’s 0.1% black, chill

    • @i_spite_myself8111
      @i_spite_myself8111 Před 3 lety +102

      @@aki9059 ah ok ok sorry my mistake-

  • @sh4k331
    @sh4k331 Před 3 lety +1378

    The worst part about this, is that CZcams won't remove content like this, but they will remove things giving information about serial killers.

    • @nekorina9011
      @nekorina9011 Před 2 lety +73

      After learning about the Peluchin Entertainment situation and seeing nothing happen to him, that's when I knew CZcams would never do shit to people on the platform who actually deserve it.

    • @sh4k331
      @sh4k331 Před 2 lety +7

      @@nekorina9011 e x a x t l y

    • @sh4k331
      @sh4k331 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Tw0Dots yeah. I'm saying that things explaining the psychological side of the serial killer side gets taken down, but shit like this stays up.

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nekorina9011 whos Peluchin Entertainment

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 Před 2 lety

      @@Tw0Dots who tf thought Jeff The Killer was real.

  • @_jellyfish
    @_jellyfish Před 3 lety +497

    The drug dealer one went wayyy overboard. His little brother was on the verge of tears, possibly even crying. Then they have the NERVE to call him a crybaby, what else would you do if you found out your sibling is dealing drugs?! ESPECIALLY when you hold him hostage and point a "gun" at him. Worst prank ANYONE could pull.

  • @eagletscosplaycloset3793
    @eagletscosplaycloset3793 Před 4 lety +8117

    NB doesn't stand for non-binary.
    It stands for Nate-binary.

    • @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver
      @DelphineTheWorstBladeEver Před 4 lety +15

      It actually means something then. That's new.

    • @eagletscosplaycloset3793
      @eagletscosplaycloset3793 Před 4 lety +375

      @@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver I'm confused at what you mean by that. Are you saying that NB didn't mean anything before?

    • @ellie420
      @ellie420 Před 4 lety +152

      it wooah guess I dont exist then,, do you happen to know olivia duffin by any chance?

    • @eagletscosplaycloset3793
      @eagletscosplaycloset3793 Před 4 lety +163

      @@ellie420 I'm also nonbinary, and no, I don't think so. The comment was a joke, sorry!

    • @ellie420
      @ellie420 Před 4 lety +171

      @@eagletscosplaycloset3793 waiT I was replying to the guy who commented on this first, not u lmao. sorry for the confusion, I am also Nate-Binary

  • @pinkrat1070
    @pinkrat1070 Před 4 lety +25863

    kurtis collabs are so pure bc it's just two friends dying laughing at each other's jokes

  • @kael9096
    @kael9096 Před 2 lety +317

    Oh so that's what my ex was doing, the 'being abusive to my partner' prank! Every day!

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 Před 2 lety +15

      I’m so sorry! Glad they’re an ex now tho. Hope you find someone better :)

    • @jetscorner
      @jetscorner Před rokem +13

      They were just being a little silly! Tryna do a pranky prank!

  • @Manigeitora
    @Manigeitora Před rokem +136

    Fun fact: If Nate Garner actually bought every single subscriber an iPhone X, 256GB, priced from launch, it would cost over 1.05 billion dollars. Sure hope that merch is selling well!

  • @zzzzzzz5585
    @zzzzzzz5585 Před 4 lety +4084

    Verbally abusing my girlfriend CZcams compilation

    • @ivannav9175
      @ivannav9175 Před 4 lety +13

      She agreed to it and its scripted soooooooo...

    • @magicalgirl4
      @magicalgirl4 Před 4 lety +5

      And family

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před 4 lety +55

      Azizah Manzur
      *FAMILY FRIENDLY PG*

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 4 lety +38

      Kehlani Esperanxa The kids who watch it don’t get that though

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ Před 4 lety +7

      Even if you're going to look past the fact that its scripted, she drugged him and also does shit.

  • @angelaleon4060
    @angelaleon4060 Před 4 lety +8361

    How do these kind of couples not get SICK of each other, I’m ready to break up with them

    • @daianash1201
      @daianash1201 Před 4 lety +23

      Angela León it’s the way they vibe with each other, each couple is going to vibe different than how others do

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze Před 4 lety +374

      Cherry Pie true... for example, I don’t vibe with the word vibe

    • @jftemple44
      @jftemple44 Před 4 lety +191

      They will break up. How many of these couples last? If they do it's for the money. And when the money is gone they won't care

    • @TheProxy066
      @TheProxy066 Před 4 lety +66

      I really feel like these are all staged.

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell Před 4 lety +1

      Hopefully in a few years after you grow up you'll realize how stupid this comment is.

  • @chancewill6910
    @chancewill6910 Před 2 lety +245

    The drug dealer prank was just plain cruel. His poor little brother was legitimately scared

  • @fauxrowsdower7610
    @fauxrowsdower7610 Před rokem +79

    The words “horny goat weed” dealt me 15 points of psychic damage

  • @melissaforsberg1931
    @melissaforsberg1931 Před 4 lety +1756

    He was just born like that. It's inNate.

  • @cathjh7570
    @cathjh7570 Před 4 lety +7617

    *gives birth*
    "Is it a boy or a girl?"
    Doc: *ITs A nAtE*

    • @mia1310
      @mia1310 Před 4 lety +80

      CATH JH oh no oh no put it back

    • @ashleythaxton9667
      @ashleythaxton9667 Před 4 lety +18

      a neo- *nate*

    • @lacey782
      @lacey782 Před 4 lety +26

      Can we change it or is it inNate?

    • @LSS091
      @LSS091 Před 4 lety +40

      "How can you tell?"
      Doc: He's wearing NaTeY bLue

    • @mia1310
      @mia1310 Před 4 lety +2

      @@lacey782 omg i hate you

  • @mttynan4690
    @mttynan4690 Před 2 lety +83

    17:00 they're literally wearing pink and blue, Nate can't even remember his own rule 😔🤚

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 Před 2 lety +76

    16:42
    The moan followed up by a vine boom is honestly funny af

  • @bananache4793
    @bananache4793 Před 4 lety +9301

    Sexuality: nate
    Gender: nate
    Age: nate
    Favourite colour: natey blue

  • @stinkyratman2157
    @stinkyratman2157 Před 4 lety +15149

    Gender: Nate
    Blood type: Puka
    Age: Vlogger
    Hair color: White boy

  • @AmelieKaren7_13
    @AmelieKaren7_13 Před 2 lety +115

    The fact that Kurtis told a joke, played the video but had to pause so Jacob could laugh at it is just adorable (10:47)

  • @tek_dragon2077
    @tek_dragon2077 Před 2 lety +46

    13:24
    "On a pillow full of coke😌🙏🏽"
    PARDON 👁️ 👄 👁️

  • @WaxyLT
    @WaxyLT Před 3 lety +4278

    Being mean to see how someone reacts is literally just bullying

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 Před 3 lety +199

      It is only a prank if the other person laughs along with the joke, anything less is just bullying!

    • @dilf2677
      @dilf2677 Před 2 lety +56

      I stole some kids lunch money, let’s see what they do!

    • @ashtonisvibing4763
      @ashtonisvibing4763 Před 2 lety +39

      @@dilf2677 I stole some kid's lunch money!!! [GONE WRONG] [PRINCIPAL GOT INVOLVED🤯🤯🤯]

    • @hearteyes444chloe
      @hearteyes444chloe Před 2 lety +17

      I took the NERDS SANDWICH!!! (GONE WRONG!!!) 😰

    • @RakeGaze
      @RakeGaze Před 2 lety +13

      @@hearteyes444chloe I stole the quiet kid’s pen [ALMOST DIED HE SHOT UP THE SCHOOL OMG!!!!!!!!]

  • @nikki_dog
    @nikki_dog Před 4 lety +7719

    why didn’t i register that kurtis was covering the songs at first and just accepted that they sounded like that

    • @MarioGomez-gg3oy
      @MarioGomez-gg3oy Před 4 lety +78

      That's not your real last name is it??

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 Před 4 lety +65

      Mario Gomez I used to know someone with the last name Dogg

    • @readysetflyyx
      @readysetflyyx Před 4 lety +182

      LOL the first vine I was like no the covers really funny tho but then I realized it was Kurtis

    • @MarioGomez-gg3oy
      @MarioGomez-gg3oy Před 4 lety +105

      @@laycebug3260 that's *ruff*

    • @MYo-to9lc
      @MYo-to9lc Před 4 lety +2

      Sammee

  • @abandoned_account_6712
    @abandoned_account_6712 Před rokem +19

    TOUCHING GRASS!1!!11!!!!!1!!1 [PRANK] [NOT CLICKBAIT] [3AM] [AMONGUS IMPOSTER] [POLICE CALLED] [ALMOST CAUGHT] [WE BROKE UP]

    • @stay_comfy
      @stay_comfy Před rokem

      SUS! SUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ChristianJackson47
    @ChristianJackson47 Před 3 lety +40

    @9:24 legit thought she was saying "piggy bank" like 4 times before my ears started working and realized she said "big event"

  • @amelie6479
    @amelie6479 Před 4 lety +3012

    ‘we wear opposite colours! i wear blue, you wear’
    me: orange since that’s the opposite of blue
    ‘PINK!’

  • @andydeckard
    @andydeckard Před 4 lety +10866

    We're not just a different gender: we're a different species.

  • @dread_wolf2301
    @dread_wolf2301 Před 2 lety +43

    20:07 oh no he's reviewing his legal options

    • @auroramaev
      @auroramaev Před rokem +7

      bout to get slapped by legal 😔

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Před rokem +37

    13:09 This has such Jarvis Johnson energy

  • @danieldeloma2671
    @danieldeloma2671 Před 4 lety +8973

    Regarding that drug dealer “prank”: aside from the trauma he caused, he also doesn’t seem to realize how terrible it is that, based on this video, his family has so little faith in him (and his girlfriend) or his career that they are very quick to believe that he makes his money from dealing drugs and not YT videos. To them, it’s more plausible that he has made his (presumed) fortune from illicit drugs than from being an internet “creator” or “influencer.” It’s disturbing. Deep inside, do they realize he’s not talented and always assumed that he makes his money some other way but were too afraid to confront him?

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune Před 4 lety +1065

      I wonder if there was a moment in there where they both though "ah ok, this makes much more sense, theres no way people were actually watching those shitty videos"

    • @longangrysausage3495
      @longangrysausage3495 Před 4 lety +75

      Sarah Sutherland probably

    • @weedsers
      @weedsers Před 4 lety +18

      Lmao, I absolutely love this comment 👌😂😂

    • @ahok3314
      @ahok3314 Před 3 lety +385

      loveutill theendoftimes maybe, but his brother seemed really freaked out like he was about to cry

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Před 3 lety +385

      I was thinking bout that the whole time. Like imagine how bad you are to the point your sibling actually thinks your a drug dealer and not a shitty youtuber just instantly. Also making fun of you brother from being scared enough to nearly cry? Stop that

  • @user-bq2br5wb1b
    @user-bq2br5wb1b Před 4 lety +5462

    i got my iphone x! all i had to do was drive to the apple store, pay 1000$ dollars and they didn’t know who nate was...i think it was just another prank tho haha!

  • @yungwetty7274
    @yungwetty7274 Před 3 lety +48

    13:32 goodnight guys😌

  • @jem_jaqovich
    @jem_jaqovich Před 9 měsíci +10

    "family friendly pg" and the jokes arent even subtle for parents they are just fuckin OUT THERE

  • @shhhquietplease6264
    @shhhquietplease6264 Před 4 lety +3358

    it took me a second to realize kurtis dubbed the music

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 Před 4 lety +103

      same.. I'm kinda ashamed

    • @stinkyratman2157
      @stinkyratman2157 Před 4 lety +6

      Same

    • @abigailprovost3031
      @abigailprovost3031 Před 4 lety +76

      Same oh my god I thought the songs were just weird versions😂

    • @neko_doll5122
      @neko_doll5122 Před 4 lety +23

      I only realized when I read your comment

    • @chxnji
      @chxnji Před 4 lety +14

      i feel like it makes the video even better

  • @khianaa
    @khianaa Před 4 lety +24125

    them building off each other's jokes literally makes my day

  • @linyoungpai4519
    @linyoungpai4519 Před rokem +30

    17:14 actually it is bearable
    (T.W, mention of injury)
    I cracked my head open and just got up after the hit doing my business like nothing happened until i realized there was blood on my neck lol

  • @squidbean420
    @squidbean420 Před 3 lety +44

    9:52 totally didn’t predict Goat Story at all

  • @DickleTickle
    @DickleTickle Před 4 lety +12456

    Been getting extra greetings for 4 months now. It’s been really good for my mental health.

    • @Alex-gx7gh
      @Alex-gx7gh Před 4 lety +191

      You actually don't have to subscribe to get it, which is a little known secret. All you have to do is keep coming back for his videos.

    • @biljana144
      @biljana144 Před 4 lety +126

      So nice to get that extra greeting, makes you feel special somehow

    • @melody-tp8go
      @melody-tp8go Před 4 lety +416

      @@Alex-gx7gh no scammers in kurtis town😷👊👎✋😤😎

    • @DickleTickle
      @DickleTickle Před 4 lety +148

      ugh I would feel dirty if I did that though.

    • @bubblegumplastic
      @bubblegumplastic Před 4 lety +30

      @@melody-tp8go I think they were joking. If you keep coming back for his videos, you're behaving like a subscriber

  • @CrazyPangolinLady
    @CrazyPangolinLady Před 4 lety +4575

    “Getting mad at my girlfriend for everything she does” AKA “Gaslighting”

    • @lindsayoakes
      @lindsayoakes Před 4 lety +173

      It’s not abuse if it’s a prank bro /s

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 Před 4 lety +159

      It's more negging. Gaslighting is when you make someone doubt their experiences by acting like it didn't happen.

    • @Jennifer_Devote
      @Jennifer_Devote Před 4 lety +6

      @@Not_Lilly42 taming of the shrew?

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 Před 4 lety +60

      Lilly King it’s like, kiiind of both, gaslighting to my understanding is when you create a situation where the other person is reasonably upset but then you bash them and make them feel like they’re wrong or overreacting, or like you say doubting their experience

    • @fnc_
      @fnc_ Před 4 lety +40

      Lilly King
      Gaslighting
      Verb
      manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
      technically, it's still gaslighting in this case, because it's messing with their mental state

  • @meow2638
    @meow2638 Před 3 lety +55

    12:05 WHY ISN’T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THE W’s IN THE BACK LMAO

  • @ametrime4754
    @ametrime4754 Před rokem +21

    18:24 DIY STANDS FOR DO IT YOURSELF!??!!??? DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT OMFG

    • @squin6959
      @squin6959 Před 10 měsíci +7

      WHY DID YOU NOT QUESTION IT???

    • @ametrime4754
      @ametrime4754 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@squin6959 IDK I GREW UP WITH THE WORD I DIDNT NEED AN EXPLANATION😭😭😭😭

  • @juliamasse9334
    @juliamasse9334 Před 4 lety +5862

    i’m here and i’m READY FOR THAT TASTY EXTRA GREETING

  • @bugaboo2532
    @bugaboo2532 Před 4 lety +7034

    Get you a friend like Jacob, highkey. He laughs so hard at ANYTHING Kurtis says and honestly? Everyone deserves that kind of validation from a friend.

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e Před 4 lety +234

      same thing goes for kurtis its so cute

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 Před 4 lety +322

      And it's not even a fake laugh. Jacob just literally seems to think every word Kurtis says is comedy gold.

    • @mjsartshow7788
      @mjsartshow7788 Před 2 lety +52

      My bestfriend and I can't look at each other without smiling

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Před 2 lety +36

      I mean, jacob's a good friend but I don't think *everyone* deserves such a good friend. like... murderers probably don't deserve jacob.

    • @anapetry8859
      @anapetry8859 Před 2 lety +2

      This is me and my friend Bianca

  • @Raspbettyjam
    @Raspbettyjam Před 2 lety +23

    so fun fact - when you have a brain injury people tend to get aggressive. they will resist help from EMT and nurses. for example when I fell on my head and had a TBI I was very reluctant for help, and told people to get the fuck off of me

  • @orchidspond9005
    @orchidspond9005 Před 2 lety +95

    Seeing this and seeing karissa getting OUT of that shit makes me so happy. I feel like either in videos where she was genuinely getting pranked she looked so distressed and in the videos where she's clearly acting she looks like she feels miserable. I'm subscribed to her personal channel and honestly she seems so much healthier and happier and I appreciate that so much

  • @heatherj2380
    @heatherj2380 Před 4 lety +8605

    jacob seems really cool, he reminds me of like a barista at a weird local coffee shop that makes like funky latte art and is always trying to get you to try things off of a secret menu, but in the best way

    • @juula9469
      @juula9469 Před 4 lety +357

      Dood thats so on spot, how even

    • @wildwillow1945
      @wildwillow1945 Před 4 lety +252

      Heather Feather somehow, and I don’t know how, but somehow this is the PERFECT description of Jacob.

    • @aliciaw8147
      @aliciaw8147 Před 4 lety +69

      Heather Feather WOW dude you got a talent

    • @alexisaspy2429
      @alexisaspy2429 Před 4 lety +51

      Heather Feather he reminds me of julien (Jenna marbles’ boyfriend)

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 4 lety +93

      To me he looks like the bartender in an Irish pub trying to get me to try a Guinness 😂

  • @MissSunshine221
    @MissSunshine221 Před 4 lety +2290

    Reminds me of this Gossip Girl episode where a girl said “I generally don’t go for guys named Nate” and honestly same

  • @gabbie8284
    @gabbie8284 Před 3 lety +75

    Me: can I please have some seratonin for just one day?
    My last two braincells: 12:43

  • @LaikasFriend
    @LaikasFriend Před rokem +8

    14:25 Them laughing while the person they "pranked" sits and cries, so fuckibg funny holy shit /s

  • @minnahhussain6461
    @minnahhussain6461 Před 4 lety +1973

    Petition to have
    "Gender = Nate
    Blood type = Puka"
    as merch

  • @str4wb3rrypup
    @str4wb3rrypup Před 3 lety +4825

    The actual fear in the little brothers voice and his distraught face genuinely makes me sad, he sounds and looks terrified
    I hope he’s ok 😿‼️

    • @lastgrlonearth
      @lastgrlonearth Před 3 lety +76

      Same :/ (also off topic but I love your yashiro pfp lol)

    • @amichaeld2229
      @amichaeld2229 Před 2 lety +193

      I'd move to freaking a different continent if I was the brother

    • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
      @ShayLaLaLooHoo Před 2 lety +110

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels bad for his brother.

    • @daisydee5398
      @daisydee5398 Před 2 lety +14

      I've never seen anyone use the fuckin cat emojis... anygay- (/j)

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 2 lety +7

      @@daisydee5398 jc…

  • @redexpomarker7878
    @redexpomarker7878 Před 10 měsíci +11

    6:56 Jacobs laugh is adorable

  • @yourlocalfairyhere
    @yourlocalfairyhere Před 3 lety +29

    8:05 it’s 1am I can’t stop laughing even though I am rewatching this

  • @h.h3110
    @h.h3110 Před 3 lety +2190

    name: nate
    gender: nate
    sexuality: nate
    favourite colour: natey blue
    hobbies: smoking despicable weed

  • @hannahwren6289
    @hannahwren6289 Před 3 lety +19026

    The fact that Nate’s brother and dad were falling for the drug dealer prank tells you how highly they actually think of him.

    • @h.t.8812
      @h.t.8812 Před 3 lety +1504

      Hannah Wren I think the dad maybe didn't fall for it, he just sat there and went along on whatever TF that was, maybe he already knew his son did some stupid shit for youtube

    • @missing2414
      @missing2414 Před 3 lety +385

      @@h.t.8812 yeah definitely if the dad thought it was real we would have beat his ass with whatever he had

    • @zzbeazley
      @zzbeazley Před 3 lety +39

      666th like 🚶‍♂️

    • @Cat_Fiend
      @Cat_Fiend Před 3 lety +825

      @@h.t.8812 honestly he just looked disappointed and sad

    • @marsxmiyaq1676
      @marsxmiyaq1676 Před 3 lety +335

      Highly
      Thats
      Thats a bit funny
      Bc highly
      When ur on drugs
      Ur h-high

  • @emil9341
    @emil9341 Před 2 lety +24

    Why does it looks so adorable when they do the same things--?
    I mean...
    20:22

  • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
    @ShayLaLaLooHoo Před 2 lety +21

    Every so often, I'll come back and watch this video "sequence" of Kurtis and Jacob dunking on horrible CZcams couples.
    And by every so often, I mean at least every other week.

    • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
      @ShayLaLaLooHoo Před 2 lety +3

      Folks, half a year later, and this tradition is still going strong.

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis Před rokem +1

      i do the same because they're my most favorite videos like ever💀💀

  • @elizableu5104
    @elizableu5104 Před 3 lety +2292

    "YOU KNOW THE RULES IN THIS HOUSE."
    Already starting off with a huge red flag 🤦🏿🤦🏿

  • @DemiBirdDoes
    @DemiBirdDoes Před 4 lety +14444

    The most triggering part of the is that pink and blue ARENT opposite colors.

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa Před 4 lety +364

      RIGHT

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp Před 4 lety +1089

      Like does he even color wheel?

    • @fangirldreamer748
      @fangirldreamer748 Před 4 lety +816

      IT’S BLUE AND ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 Před 4 lety +552

      yeah, it would be blue and orange or pink and green since pink is technically a shade of red.

    • @matthewmacatula4467
      @matthewmacatula4467 Před 4 lety +249

      Pink and Green/Cyan or Blue and Orange/Yellow
      Definitely not Pink and Blue

  • @juliamuller9241
    @juliamuller9241 Před rokem +9

    I've been watching this part (12:40) for the last 10 minutes straight- kurtis and jacobs reaction is so funny with the editing help

  • @browhat9881
    @browhat9881 Před 2 lety +2

    13:43
    Someone remind me to come back his LAUGH IS SO C U T E

  • @vee1537
    @vee1537 Před 3 lety +5089

    nate’s brother looked genuinely terrified, i feel bad

    • @joba5831
      @joba5831 Před 3 lety +149

      Y'know, hes just intimidated by the pure fact that he's a nate.
      It's sexism, if you ask me.

    • @willowwickertop7152
      @willowwickertop7152 Před 3 lety +117

      @@joba5831 “While further studies have disproved the theories of a alpha-beta hierarchy of males in wolf packs, there have been rare cases where an individual has been observed exhibiting behavior that could be confused for an “alpha male” but upon closer examination it was discovered that they weren’t male at all but in fact a rare gender referred to as “Nate”. You can identify a Nate by the performative submission of the rest of the pack. When they are separated, the majority of the pack seems to be happier and more productive than they are with the additional Nate and were clearly only submitting because they know the Nate will throw a fit and blow things out of proportion if his ego is threatened.” - National Geographic (2017)

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans Před 3 lety +7

      @Nadia People named Nate: *This is an Avengers Level Threat..!*

    • @SavMercury
      @SavMercury Před 2 lety +53

      And nothing lightens the mood like throwing money on him and telling him to strip afterwards

    • @simplybananas8822
      @simplybananas8822 Před 2 lety +10

      Reminds me of the Sam Pepper kidnapping prank.

  • @megannicole4927
    @megannicole4927 Před 4 lety +684

    ...what kind of person do you have to be to scream and curse at your dad and make your brother cry because you're threatening him with a rifle...for a PRANK

    • @clara-uc7px
      @clara-uc7px Před 4 lety +23

      I'd disown my son if he did that to me

    • @mabe786
      @mabe786 Před 4 lety +6

      megan nicole a Nate duh

  • @D4NC3Rable
    @D4NC3Rable Před 2 lety +20

    okay but the scene where Jacob's in the bathroom hyping himself up....how is that not exactly how all youtubers talk to themselves before posting a video I know I would

  • @4catsinatrenchcoat
    @4catsinatrenchcoat Před 3 lety +18

    9:17 nate looks like he would give batman a hard time

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy Před 4 lety +2809

    My father is a Nate! He's so crazy. You guys are right! He's been hiding from me for 20 years! What a prank!! 🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @RamaNasikkar
      @RamaNasikkar Před 4 lety +96

      Mine died of a heart attack 6 years ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a noob

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio Před 4 lety +57

      This comment section got dark and edgy. Stop.

    • @cirriform
      @cirriform Před 4 lety +15

      @@BlakeGeometrio what's wrong with dark and edgy lol

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy Před 4 lety +7

      @@Reiska05 shouldn't've been a Fin. 😎

    • @maesmith1778
      @maesmith1778 Před 4 lety +30

      This is the sadest comment thread I've ever seen

  • @luciapatterson5987
    @luciapatterson5987 Před 4 lety +14140

    Kurtis by himself: calculated, witty, has a bunch of skits, says d u d e every three seconds, makes puns
    Kurtis w friends: GIGGLES, cannot keeps a straight face, seeks validation, looks extra sõft

    • @delenaisrealbithes
      @delenaisrealbithes Před 4 lety +285

      Lmao what is this account anymore so accurate

    • @cetibitch8311
      @cetibitch8311 Před 4 lety +400

      The way he can’t hold himself from smiling at his friend at 15:00

    • @tonymontes4778
      @tonymontes4778 Před 4 lety +82

      What do you mean by extra soft

    • @abel03
      @abel03 Před 4 lety +473

      tony montes he has erectile dysfunction

    • @okaloe3409
      @okaloe3409 Před 4 lety +90

      Abel Ue-Bari I CANT💀

  • @emilyellis129
    @emilyellis129 Před 2 lety +34

    hey not to be like picky or anything but it would really help if you added captions to your vids i’d love to watch them I read transcripts of your podcast and stand up bits you’re a really funny comedian :)

    • @mariamsyt
      @mariamsyt Před 2 lety

      what about putting on the youtube captions??

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 Před 2 lety

      @@mariamsyt they're not always accurate, unfortunately

    • @mariamsyt
      @mariamsyt Před 2 lety +1

      @@georgesmith4307 oh, i understand now

    • @emilyellis129
      @emilyellis129 Před 2 lety +1

      @@georgesmith4307 thank you for explaining lol

    • @emilyellis129
      @emilyellis129 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mariamsyt so youtube auto captions pretty well but with some creators their voice and speed doesn’t really work with the auto captioning system so creators can hire someone or do it themselves and create accurate captions for those who need them

  • @alkisti9765
    @alkisti9765 Před 2 lety +22

    I love how every time one of them stops laughing, he looks at the other and just starts laughing again

  • @trinitypsenak6657
    @trinitypsenak6657 Před 3 lety +13000

    Ah yes, the classic prank: drugging your significant other in order to attempt to do sexual things without their consent

    • @Penislord69
      @Penislord69 Před 3 lety +946

      the fact that his audience is full of impressionable kids. its already a horrible thing to do but that makes it soo much worse.

    • @trinitypsenak6657
      @trinitypsenak6657 Před 3 lety +408

      @@Penislord69 honestly like i get that youtube can't just block everything that comes up but it just seems like SOMETHING should be done. Especially with the younger audience like you said

    • @chickenalpaca0332
      @chickenalpaca0332 Před 3 lety +229

      @@trinitypsenak6657 CZcams should definitely do something about content like Nate's, especially when they say something about being family friendly in the description

    • @SusanAjayi
      @SusanAjayi Před 3 lety +115

      EXACTLY and Nate's audience is full of young impressionable kids who will see this kind of behavior as normal

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Před 3 lety +62

      @@SusanAjayi Yeah I liked his content at like age 8-10 na stopped watching it and I randomly went let's see a episode and omfg. I had a lot of questions and concerns.

  • @noahhoonhout3055
    @noahhoonhout3055 Před 4 lety +8610

    at first i was like damn kurtis' editing style changed a lot but then realized its just nate garner is a coke addict

  • @HariFarkas
    @HariFarkas Před 11 měsíci +3

    13:35 the brother sounds like the knock off Pinocchio that kurtis reacted to 😭💀

  • @remyrot77
    @remyrot77 Před 2 lety +20

    y'all have NO idea how often i think about "ah damnit! it happened!" and the way kurtis and jacob laugh about it

  • @Cyphynte
    @Cyphynte Před 4 lety +3262

    “Ya girl is casually showing people it’s okay to drug people’s drinks because lmao it’s just a prank bro.”

  • @bellacolumbus1957
    @bellacolumbus1957 Před 4 lety +2250

    Kurtis Conner reacts to an abusive relationship with Neil Patrick Harris for 22 minutes straight

  • @GaaraFan01
    @GaaraFan01 Před 2 lety +3

    I just genuinely don’t understand how people like that even have popular platforms I truly do not comprehend how this happens

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Před 2 lety +1

      The sad thing is that CZcams rewards people like Nate.

    • @GaaraFan01
      @GaaraFan01 Před 2 lety +2

      @@obiwankenobi9141 Exactly... all they care about is $$ now I guess? Like remember when YT was actually just about listening to music? lmao I do at least, 14 years ago when I was 12.. CZcams was not like this and thank god it wasn’t 💀

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GaaraFan01 yeah, and the sad thing is, we can't change the algorithm, so we'll continue to get untalented hacks like Nate getting money and attention for ripping off other people, abusing their partner, and just making really stupid content.

  • @grimreefer4284
    @grimreefer4284 Před 3 lety +7

    When they first started playing the vines I thought Kurtis singing was the actual audio of the vines and for a second I was like “these are kinda funny”

  • @GooseEnthused
    @GooseEnthused Před 3 lety +4863

    The fact that blue and pink aren’t even opposite colors makes that scene even worse

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 Před 3 lety +402

      As an artist, it hurts-

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 2 lety +469

      The Color wheel: 👁_👁

    • @grey6703
      @grey6703 Před 2 lety +151

      me, thinking he will say orange: pikachu react

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Před 2 lety +36

      isn’t pink, like, not a colour that exists though
      -im sorry i’m failing art how does this work-

    • @k1n5h0
      @k1n5h0 Před 2 lety +72

      @@thatoneguy9582 if im thinking what you're thinking, i think you meant magenta, though i guess that is a type of purple/pink-

  • @tostitowhore2865
    @tostitowhore2865 Před 4 lety +1426

    I just love it when my brother points a rifle at me and makes me cry

    • @daianash1201
      @daianash1201 Před 4 lety +51

      Liv Doughty me too, every week, and then when he throws money on you and tells you to strip for him....oof

    • @spicy4092
      @spicy4092 Před 4 lety +8

      Liv Doughty omg relatable

    • @tired247
      @tired247 Před 4 lety +7

      I read this comment before watching the video and was so confused

    • @tostitowhore2865
      @tostitowhore2865 Před 4 lety +3

      @@tired247 hahaha yeah i would've been worried

    • @tostitowhore2865
      @tostitowhore2865 Před 4 lety +3

      It is official, I have been noticed by the e-boy destroyer. My life is complete

  • @jaswantgadjradj9397
    @jaswantgadjradj9397 Před 3 lety +13

    Name: Nate
    Gender: Nate
    Species:Nate
    Fav color:Nate
    Hobbies:social media Nate
    Fav food: *HUMAN* with a side of 72 energy drinks

  • @grahammccowan
    @grahammccowan Před 7 měsíci +5

    I love how they have the energy of two friends in class who can't stop laughing

  • @nicovb1696
    @nicovb1696 Před 4 lety +16735

    It's so cute how Kurtis gets nervous doing his intro when there's a guest

  • @lydiab7148
    @lydiab7148 Před 3 lety +4860

    So drugging your bf without consent in order to seduce him and filming it isnt illegal if its a "family friendly" youtube prank?

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Před 3 lety +167

      Well maybe their target audience is Bill Cosby.

    • @cristhianmedina4035
      @cristhianmedina4035 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes

    • @questionmark521
      @questionmark521 Před 2 lety +7

      For youtube?Yes For me?No wtf

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 2 lety +26

      CZcams is probably just used to the fact that there are “bfs” who do this to girls in real life all the time
      They ignore it irl, so might as well ignore it online too. (Sarcasm btw)

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 Před 2 lety +9

      Family friendly PG

  • @papaya3642
    @papaya3642 Před 2 lety +23

    12:18... why r there w's on the wall

  • @newtwo5093
    @newtwo5093 Před rokem +4

    "my girlfriend jenna" to him posting pics of their wedding a few weeks ago

  • @romanzolanski319
    @romanzolanski319 Před 4 lety +1239

    Kurtis: (in deep voice) hEy guys welcome baCk-
    Me: 😮

  • @girl-xf1cu
    @girl-xf1cu Před 4 lety +22146

    I absolutely LOVE when kurtis tells a joke and his friends laugh and then he laughs harder and he looks so happy with himself :)

    • @sreanahabiba1914
      @sreanahabiba1914 Před 4 lety +554

      i know it's so cute

    • @zoeesther8331
      @zoeesther8331 Před 4 lety +291

      omg i think about this too it’s so cute 🥺

    • @lisat.863
      @lisat.863 Před 4 lety +217

      Wholesome

    • @ella-le4ll
      @ella-le4ll Před 4 lety +159

      BROO SAME it’s so pure 🥺

    • @clara-uc7px
      @clara-uc7px Před 4 lety +85

      the memory loss one was so good I thought I was gonna choke on my sandwich

  • @zinc2982
    @zinc2982 Před rokem +7

    I apparently already started this video but forgot so as soon as I clicked on it I heard
    "Women, right?"
    "(Sound of disgust)"

  • @kiwitheparakeettiger1277
    @kiwitheparakeettiger1277 Před 2 lety +18

    2:20 this is how i feel about Ethan Slater (the guy who plays spongebob in the spongebob broadway musical) he is SUCH an Ethan. if you opened the dictionary to the definition of ‘Ethan’, you’ll actually find a picture of him next to it.

    • @lemarocks
      @lemarocks Před 10 měsíci +2

      oh 100%
      if his parents named him something different he would not be who he is