Checking In With Sebastian Bails
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- čas přidán 6. 08. 2020
- It's been a while since we've taken a look at Sebastian Bails, so I sat down with my buddy Jacob and we took a look at what he's been up to.
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WE DID IT FOLKS! Sebastian took the video down!! Now hopefully he makes a public donation :)
a halfhearted congrats to him
the bare minimum
👏👏👏
hell yea
another dub for kurtistown
“It’s not his fault.”
“ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ.”
_yws_
Why does this have 3.5k likes but only 2 replies?!
3*
Lily Lavender 4*😼
5...
Jacob is handling having cancer better than I did losing my headphones. I'm actually so proud of him.
Ethan Rabbitts I feel this
same when i lose my glasses i have a whole breakdown and cry then find it 2 secs later
^ lmao same. I remember how one time in school I had left my glasses in the gym, and how hard I was trying not to cry about it while explaining it to the teacher
@@noriii I felt that in my soul
nori when that happens I have to get my sister to find them because I can’t see anything. And then they are right where I left them
The fact that they kept saluting to the US flag despite them being Canadian is hilarious
I literally forgot about that fact 😂
Putting more respect on the US flag than Sebastian Balls ever did 😆
Wait I forgot about that LMAO
omgg aroace people unite!!!!
AZIRAPHALE PFP???
The “ I can feel my cancer getting worse “ made me genuinely almost piss my pants
a classic moment
"OOOOOW"
"You've got FREAKING brain cancer."
"Aw, shoot."
"aw shöūt."
10:15
i didn't get it 🥺
@@odi___ It's just a funny thing to say at the severity of getting brain cancer.
I can feel my Cancer getting woorse!
"you're disrespecting a future US army soldier."
This comment is underrated lol
Yg6uhw7h7hwU8WH AHAHAHAH
😭😭😭😭😭😭
bro 😭😭😭😭
Yes
As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know?
Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊
I hope you get better soon, and if you don't, I hope you rest easy and have your own special place in paradise.
WISH U THE BEST
Best wishes!!!!!! Hope you beat cancers ass into a pulp
Hope you beat it!!
Get better bestie
As Jacob said: watch Sebastian Balls
Update on Balls!! He hasn't posted in a year thank god. Hopefully it stays that way. To everyone who are victims of SA or abuse of any kind, you are so strong and I give you so much support. Sebastion is an awful person for making such videos and making light of those awful situations.. Anyone who is gone through that, I am here for you.
Using trauma for views isn't funny. It isn't cute.
I'm a guy, but as a submissive virgin, I actually WANT to be kidnapped and used. It personally sounds hot to me 🤣
I hope Kurtis pins this or at least likes it, idc how old it is
@@whoreofskelligeisles Kurtis actually talked about Sebastian recently on his podcast, because recently Sebastian returned to youtube.
And what he said?@@StopXPlease
Good news (unless there is some sort of second channel I have not found yet)! Mr. Sebastian Skittleshair Army Balls posted like 2 shorts and then disappeared again, so we're fine
Don’t worry Jacob, the hair loss was just making room for the crown 👑
he actually has a photo on his instagram with a crown:,)
yes 😌👑
this is such a cute comment
yessir
King triton from sponge bob
On an entirely serious note, I hope Jacob’s cancer journey goes okay. It is a hard road that does not treat people lightly, and I really wish him the best. It is amazing to see him continue to be happy and stay lighthearted. Keeping yourself optimistic really does help. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we’re rooting for you and cheering you on.
i was looking for a comment like this... brain cancer is serious shit and while im glad hes able to make jokes and be positive, my heart truly hurts for him.
Having positive energy really does help slow the progression of cancer! It’s hard to do in those times but it really is one of the key factors to help beat it (obviously aside from medical treatment)
yes!
I’m really worried about him because he seems like a sweetheart. My dad died after a three year battle with brain cancer that ruined his sight and balance and was horrible. I hope his fiancé/wife will be ok through this too.
Wait, I thought the cancer thing was a joke? 😩
i remember watching this video every day a year ago
my dad had cancer then, he was really sick, was 60kg, couldn't eat or drink, but we were all staying really positive about the situation
he died, it was a fucking tragedy i can't even put it into words how shocking it was since he was really getting better in his last days (or maybe that's just the thing when a person is dying their body does this really confusing thing before death)
i miss him a lot, the memories are scary and beyond sad
but jacob's videos calmed me down with how funny he was and how positive he was about his cancer
i used to watch multiple creators with cancer then and all of them are in remmission now
cancer is a bitch, i'm so glad jacob is okay now, he's a great guy honestly i love him so much
hope your doing ok
I’m here for you
Cancer sucks fucking balls. Sorry for your loss. If it’s any consolation I’m sure your dad was heartwarmed to be able to spend his last days with his family.
I'm incredibly sorry. We're here for you.
I’m so sorry that you lost your dad, cancer is the absolute worse
I hope you are feeling ok x
the part at 11:46 where he leaves and says "i need to go to the war right now" is so hilarious to me
Her “you’re ly-the *war*?!” got me
“I need to go to the war right now” 🏃♀️ 💨
@@elisecode2212 reminds me of that vine of the guy saying the bugs are following him and his mom just says "the *bugs*?!"
Sebastian: deletes social media
Jacob: *beats cancer*
*le gasp*
The sacred number
It’s like when they closed up Genghis Khan’s tomb
Coincidence? I think not
Is it really a coincidence
Did he actually beat cancer???
I think Jacob's running gag of raising his hand and having a statement rather than a question is not getting the respect it deserves
Oh my god yes!! I laughed so hard everytime and it didn't get old
he is RIGHT
It's hysterical
I noticed that he raised his hand but I never noticed that they were statements and not questions.
i do that so i can enter conversations, it became a habit lol
"baby you know you want it" idc that this is an old video. Idc that he took the video down. That thing still sends shivers down my spine.
“You look like you’re gonna go hunting in a Sephora” is the most obscure roast I’ve ever heard lmfao
When you feel bad for laughing at someone with cancer's cancer joke...
your pfp is everyone watching sebastian’s videos
when you dont feel bad because it's funny
......
I don’t think you should feel bad in this case. He makes jokes so people can laugh with him. He’s a comedian and I’m sure he wouldn’t be upset by it (unless you’re making fun of him)
Nah dude dont feel bad! I had cancer twice and literally i always joked about that shit with my friends (especially the ones who were there with me through the first AND second time). Sometimes people get uncomfortable or feel bad for laughing along but just think of it as something that helps them to ease the pain and stress over it :) Especially because its a time when its that much harder to find the humor in things.
Liz Nolan proud of you
“i can feel my cancer getting worse” sENT MEEEE
*OOOWWWE*
4:43 this is why i love this duo.
i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.
It’s like them texting Sebastian balls and kurtiss just like “imma send him big chungus”
@@alexschneider1667 exactly! that is the highlight of this point 💀💀
I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform
Wait… people die from sa?
@@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa.
TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE
When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim…
The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses.
The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc
@@death_m3t4l_octopus I think you were taking "Survivor" a bit too literally
I think he doesn’t understand
As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣
Jacobs attitude about his cancer is honestly so inspiring.
@Kabo Chang Yes.
Imaan Haider
Same
As someone who has cancer (not brain) and has not always had the greatest attitude... I agree and want to be more like him 🥺
wait does he actually have cancer? or is he just bald?
@@mitskienjoy3r oh i see, thanks pal
“I do not respect you” is such a powerful way to end a text, or any written correspondence. 10/10 will be using
damn that's so powerful like how do u even respond to that
"Ive met you...your respect means nothing."
Even more powerful if you use it in person 😳
Can’t use on women so it would do me no good in an argument
@@seeve2274 why can't you use it on women? I say if your a bad person your a bad person, don't matter your gender
i genuinely forgot his last name was actually bails and referred to him in my head as sebastian balls for the longest time. i blame you two for this.
Same, genuinely misremembered his name as Sebastian Balls until I rewatched these vids 😭
Every year I come back for the “where were you… when sebastian balls joined the army?”
I love that they joke around about his cancer. Like in such a bad situation, they can laugh about it and make good memories for them to have after he beats it
Yeah. I’m happy he found a good way to cope with it though
my friend had cancer a year or two ago (she's all good now!! yayyy!!) and one of our friends put like. a nickel and a dime into one of those "donate to kids with cancer uwu" things with like all the tracks and stuff inside (I. don't know if I described that well) like "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CHLOE" and it still makes me SCREAM when I think about it
I’m disabled and people will get offended on my behalf when I make jokes about it. It’s just so much better to laugh about something and see it in a good light than to skirt around it unless it’s about pity. I really enjoyed the jokes about his cancer because I saw myself in them, and anyone who thinks they’re “tasteless” just obviously hasn’t been in that position
@@genevievebatista6809 ikr! my brother died from a drug overdose three years ago, but me and my best friends CONSTANTLY joke. Its better! (he was cremated so thats where most of the humor forms from)
I really wanted to like your comment, but it was at 420 and I couldn't be the one to change that. Nice comment.
Let's ignore the brain cancer jokes for a sec and actually wish good luck to Jacob and hope that he gets better very soon and without complications!
(Also, there is no chance that Sebastian Balls videos weren't the reason for Jacob's brain cancer)
He already finished his chemotherapy sessions, hope he is fine now
You spelt Bails wrong lmao
EnzoIsRandomness JL balls
@@Blue-sk7nm Oh, my bad
My best friend died to brain cancer, so this hits close to home. I really hope Jacob gets better.
honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man
omg heart* btw
Hey! I grown up being SA, just know it is not your fault and that you’re a strong human being!
@@Honestlytweaking thank you so much and you too!! i hope everything is okay for you 💖💖
i hope you're doing alright now!
@@radiostaticboy definitely heaps better now, thanks so much!!
3 years later and I still quote “cashmere balls” like once a week
Honestly, Sebastian should just delete his channel entirely. He is a terrible human being and he never learns from his mistakes. Just a circle that repeats itself.
And to Jacob, I'm sending hugs your way. Hope you will be alright as soon as possible. We love you
I feel like his whole energy would be invested better as an animateur (not sure whether the word exists in English, they are people who are hired to be energetic and do fun activities with hotel guests or their kids or on conventions or in theme parks)... not everyone has to be a content creator.
@@burntc agreed
Nicole i looked at his ig and some of his posts are very suggestive and he definitely knows he has a child audience so i wouldn't feel comfortable with him around my kids or y'know anyone. ever
@@Haileyyyo.o maybe he thinks he has to create suggestive content to generate an audience. If clicks are no longer a deciding factor - who knows. Just saying that there are jobs more suited for him with less influence. And safer.
Nicole I know what you're trying to say i want going more for a joke kind of feel but i'm pretty serious about making uncomfortable posts toward kids. He shouldn't work with kids imo
“I do not respect you” is the strongest way to end a message of all time. I’ve used it only once before, but it’s a complete heater
Don’t be sayin’ that bro, you’re hurting my feelings😤💪😡
Jacob had a lot of zingers in this video, but that line is definitely my favorite
i said that once to a trumpet
trump supporter
Oh shit, I didn’t see this comment when I made mine, and I thought I read a majority of them. 🙌🏽 10/10 content tho lmao
@@anureet123 Hey, I'm happy for everyone to acknowledge that sentence, I felt it was under appreciated.
It's the equivalent of giving a thumbs down instead of flipping someone off while driving. Somehow it hurts more
I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.
that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.
This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.
rlly brave commenting this 💙
@@giddy4600 Thank you
@@skydaddysfav6196 np
i hope ur doing better
I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜
if sebastian doesn't apologize for giving jacob brain cancer i'm gonna report his channel
THIS IS FUNNY AS SHMACK
ella wait what omg I’m going to hell
I’m sorry for giving him cancer
Samee
Sebastian Is an Ugly Rat42069 APOLOGIZE MORE
my heart actually dropped when Jacob said he has brain cancer, i really really really hope he’ll be ok :’))))
Follow him on Instagram lol he posts updates
From what I’ve read it sounds like odds are he’ll be fine
@April Mercer yeah, I think in another video or something he said that as long as he just makes sure he does the treatments he'll be fine and should be recovering well.
Ik this is a year old but according to another comment he’s now cancer free!
They just made a recent video together and he’s doing well
kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it
kurtis' no extra greeting apology was better than sebastian ball's apology
Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"?
Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂
The fact he was taking the piss on that one and still being better than a "sincere" apology speaks volumes how bad Sebastian's was
Quinn the queer queen Omg🤣🤦♀️ I can’t
so like, who’s gonna tell mr. balls that sexually harassing someone under the guise of a prank is sexual harassment.
PREACH
probably a lawyer
Pretty sure she was in on the "prank" tho in all honesty.
she was definitely in on it, but you're 100% right
You’d think people would’ve learned from Sam Pepper 😖
lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀
Watching this in 2024, thankfully all CZcamsr apology videos since this have been completely normal and good
Definitely very good apologies that perceived themself out to the world as forgivable
Yup! None that absolutely sucked :3
The fact that Jacob is able to have such a positive attitude about his cancer and make jokes and stuff is honestly inspiring as hell. Stay healthy my dude. You got this shit
Yes, I'm a new fan but I fucking love these boys
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And then there's Sebastian like my dad's coworker got Covid... Nice knowing y'all 😔
niftysheep his doctors said he should beat it as long as he stays on treatments
@@omgitsabbie Welcome to Kurtistown Abbie! I've been for quite a bit, about 2 years and everyone here has been wonderful! We're so excited to have you joining us as a citizen! I know this welcome is a bit late, but better late than never, eh?
“Boys will be boys” is reserved for when boys are losing their shit at the phrase army balls
absolutely
Oh yeah definitely that made me laugh really hard
All cops are balls
Correct!!
Definitely!!
This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.
THE FACT SEBASTIAN CALLS IT CUVID 19 😭
Uh man, I hupe I dun't get CUVID 19!
"you know you want it" is so disrespectful to people who've lived through sexual assault and I'm so annoyed
FR
ik it pisses me off hearing it
Same :/
it’s awful!
I didn’t go through SA but I’ve been catcalled b4 and I it’s so fucking scary I can’t imagine ppl who have been through SA
In all seriousness this dude being able to joke about his cancer is some real strength, you go glen coco
GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!
4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO
Agreed
❤️🙌
@@juliajello3558 annnd none for Gretchen Weiners bye! Who sent that?
Jacob and Kurtis: "he takes directions really well"
Everyone: "delete the video, donate the money"
Sebastian: "No"
Arguably my favorite Kurtis video. Love their chemistry and they were just on one with their comedy. I love Jacob and Kurtis sm.
I can’t believe Sebastian Balls literally gave jacob brain cancer, so rude of him 😔
ginger johnson ikr, how dare him 😾
HiS nAmE I bAiLs AnD nO hE dIdNt!
@@inesepaegle2631 balls*, also yes he did 😹😽
Ikr 😞
I know! He should make an apology 😣
"does he have cancer?"
"no."
*"well i do."*
JACOB NO
do you think he legit have cancer? I'm kind of concerned.
**JAYVISION** yh he definitely does
@@JayvisionTV287 I think Curtis and him wouldn't joke about that topic like that and tell that he has it if he hasn't.
Thanks for the insight I also figured they wouldn’t joke about it
**JAYVISION** go to his CZcams channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.
this is literally my comfort video
mine too 😭 i love watching kurtis an jacob they are so funny together
i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo
Jacob saying “I have brain cancer” literally made my stomach drop
Omg same!! I was so sad! 😢
I THOUGHT HE JUST SHAVED HIS HEAD AND WAS JOKING😭
same, i have had a lot of friends pass away of cancer. its really sad.
@@dubu-itis1795 OMG SAME BRUH I CANT BELIEVE IT
I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha
Jacob: I have brain cancer
Me: trying too hold back tears
the cure for cancer is eating 5 almonds daily, obviously.
obviously 🙄
I see you XD
LMAO this should have way more likes 😌 we need more Danny Gonzalez fans ù3ú
And pista shells
Jacob saw this n that's why he's cancer free 🤍
Even though he said "this is not offensive", I think it is still "offensive" for some more reasons than this but, one of them is that my dad was in the Army and he was in there 22 years and he was deployed multiple times. He now has PTSD and takes medication for that. I think that it is really shty for someone to do that. I like how Kurtis and Jacob can for real make jokes about the army and actually make them JOKES
This video is just two grown men laughing at the word balls and it's the best thing I've ever seen
I like how he has cancer but still makes jokes and stays strong.
I know RIGHT? He's so strong and inspiring, tbh.
I’m only gonna read the first 6 words
Good on him for staying strong
Indeed. Extremely strong❤️
@@54Luca69 I like how he has cancer- 💀💀💀
Bye-bye, beloved wife of mine. I am off to fight in The War. Which war? The war.
At yes.....the war
The war against the fire nation, duh.
Ugh my husband is also off to fight in The War
The War™
He's going to fight in the skeleton war, obvs
as a repitive rpe and s/a victim i love Mr balls and i appreciate him saying no offense it really showed me he has no bad intentions and really cares about victims :3c /s
This video is from ages but i need to put this out to the world in some way and this one of my comfort videos and is related to the topic so im doing it here. During quarantine ive come to realize that i was sa by a person that I really trusted at the time. I say i come to realize it bc when we talked about having sex i said i wasnt ready so she "convinced" me of doing it, saying that she lost at the same age i was so it was not a big deal. I was only 14. At the time i didn't realize how much i felt and was manipulated by her and her actions. She controlled what i did and i didnt want to disappoint her. When she ditched me to be with someone else i felt so unworthy of being loved, and that the inly thing people viewed me as was a way of being satisfied. To this day i still feel this way with every relationship that i have and i can never trust anyone fully. This is not a joke, this is a traumatic event that so many people go thru. Thank you kurtis for making this video and doing the best you can to help the people that gone trough this trauma.
I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I hope that you have gotten help and are in a much better place now.
The sad thing is that she’s probably doing it again to another poor victim.
It’s awful how sexual abusers will try to take advantage of young impressionable people who either don’t know or don’t have the willpower to say No.
@@obiwankenobi9141 i know she also manipulated other people bc she got with a lot of people around me as well. I wish i could have said something back then, but at least she is in another country now so i dont have to see her ever again, or i hope so. Also, since then a lot of people come to realize how toxic and manipulative she was (bc she did to so many people) so it would be very hard for her to do it again, at least to the people around me.
I’m using “I do not respect you” as my email signature now
How to be classy while writing to your enemy
@@GA_131 update: I signed an email “Help, Isabel” within the last week so things are not going well
@@bigasspockets I’m curious to know what happened
@@cynicalbutterscotch6581 luckily my TA was very nice and helped me out haha
@@bigasspockets this is so fucking funny
“I’m late for war”
**runs out of the room**
*my people need me-*
I’m gonna start using this when I wanna get out of something
That little LEAP he does fuckin cracks me up like wtf are you doing
“I n e e d t o g o t o w a r r n”
hey!!! im a small youtuber and i make a lot of different videos that i work extremely hard on, any support is appreciated have a amazing day
i always come back to this video just to watch “you make my heart go skittles color”
Can I just say, I massively appreciate the time that Kurtis takes when editing to write the actual captions instead of closed captions done by CZcams. They make me enjoy these videos even more.
kurtistown is a place of acceptance and also bullying people we don't like
Only the ones that deserve it
Yes
Indeed, comrade.
I accept that.
He’s not defenceless so it’s not bullying. Calling out more than bullying.
The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.
and they really thought it was soooooooo funny, like ugh i’m done with ppl like him
Edgy kids want to see that
@@Blankult as someone who was edgy as shit as a kid, that isn't something I would have found funny at all.
@@tsukki9345 not all edgy kids are the same, but there's definetelt an audience
@@Blankult yes and that audience is ~psychopaths~
As a victim of domestic abuse myself (though mine was parental not romantic) thank you speaking up about this. Joking about this stuff is not okay, it ruins lives.
In all honesty, I don’t feel qualified to speak on the sensitive nature of this video’s topic, but I’m glad that Kurtis called attention to this being messed up. To all you s/a survivors down here in the comments, I hope you all are living happy and safe lives now
Stay safe out there everyone, and take care
Sebastian: "I don't mean to offend anyone: the army, the navy, or the marines."
The air force:
the coast guard:
@@bri2149 the Space Force:
Matt Hoffman Offend the Space force plz.
my brother is joining the air force
@@spidermanbruh ooh i wish him luck
He's the type of person to say "I'm not racist, but..."
same with the girlfriend, she gives off "oh you're wlw? you don't have a crush on me right?" vibes
@@arisdeez more true words have never been spoken before
@@arisdeez Holy shit how accurate is that 👶
“I’m not racist and I literally respect all black people, so do not take anything in this video to heart cuz I don’t mean to offensive
And like not in the "I'm not racist but what the fuck is Canada" way
5:36 Sebastian:I want to remove infront of you guys
Also Sebastian:*privates the video instead of deleting it*
this is my comfort video
same i always come back to it
Brain: “you have FREAKING brain cancer”
Kurtis: “OH shoot”
* FREAKING brain cancer
Rory Jones thank you
@Rita , 20 y.o . I WANT BOY . OPEN MY PLAYLIST shut up
**begins typing out a Mr.Clean joke**
“I had brain cancer.”
**immediately backspaces**
He would probably chuckle tho
It's ok he made one for you
Damn I was about to crack a joke about hitting the drugs hard and then he said it. Damn. I'm glad to see he seems to be staying strong.
And tbf he should get some good drugs for a bit! 🙏
SAME! I was gonna make a joke that Kurtis stole all his hair but then he said it and I back pedaled.
Same
1:19 why did this make me realize that jacob really looks like mr clean, like the bone structure, eye color, nose, eye wrinkles, forehead wrinkle, ears, neck, the shirt, Jacob Sharpe is fuckin Mr Clean #conspiracy
I have to say that Jacob is really strong for being able to joke about his cancer. I would be inconsolable.
3 years later, and "sebastian skittles-hair army cas balls" is still the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard
Why aren’t all men like Kurtis and jacob
@YeeYeeJuice put down the axe
I think you mean
*why aren't all men Kurtis and Jacob*
Indeed
@@hsimone That's better
Because they don't drink respect juice
y'all's chemistry is just. immaculate. it's really friendship o'clock right here
I was looking for this comment
Ya beat me to it. Couldn’t agree more.
Yesss!!! Many youtube collab’s feel forced or not as natural so it’s good to see our boi Kurtis enjoy himself
yes!
boys support boys
It makes me so happy to watch the new vids to see that Jacob beat cancer
i am half of the views on this video I CANNOT STOP COMING BACK TO IT
Jacob: **has literal brain cancer, is joking around, pretty cheerful**
Sebastian: mY dAd’S cOwOrKeR tEsTeD pOsItIvE fOr cOrOnAvIrUs, sO i’M gOiNG tO dIe
PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU
420 likes. bro your comment is blazin
Bro honestly, I'm glad to see Jacob is okay and he's still staying cheery
Erin Bush yeah, I agree.
@@paige6029 it was a joke they were saying thats basically what sebastion was saying
the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant.
also all cops are balls
its narcissism. remember the look and just stay clear of people like that (theres about 1 in every 10 people)
He’s milking it so much- like Yknow I get for being scared of it but this????
It's pathetic imo
everyone with haikyuu pfp is so good and fresh agh ily
@@jake-bg1qp awww that’s so nice thank you so much!!!
usually i put videos at 2x speed because i have a short attention span but the one exception is this video because their delivery is so perfect
as an SA survivor, I was truly disgusted with the last “prank”. I had something similar happen to me and it is definitely not a “prank” or a “joke”. Thank u Kurt boy & Jacob for calling Sebastian balls out
You didn't capitalize Balls, so I thought you said:
"Thanks u Kurt & Jacob for calling Sebastian.
Balls out
@@gasterthemaster6490this is the best thing ive ever heard
“Does he have cancer?”
“No.”
“I do!”
“i know jacob” “im still comfortable making jokes about it :)” “i know jacob”
THE WAY I YELLED PLSGHJ
why are y’all disrespecting a future US army soldier 🤬
If he was a soldier, he'd be dishonorably discharged.
D Reye with no offense
Good vine reference
@@dreye3215 it was a reference dude lmao
Karina glad I got that reference
i go back and rewatch these vids once in a while bc you two are like the funniest people together on camera. i just wanted to say how much i love jacobs presence and how happy i am with how far hes come since this video. he is so strong bro im gonna cry LMAO
I was SA when i was 7 so the last prank from Sebastian really triggered me I can't believe that so many people make fun of SA...
Also thanks for this video and all your other videos 🙏🙇
The fact that Kurtis didn’t do the normal “don’t go leave this guy a bunch of hate,” shows that he’s mad about this, and I love it.
Sexual assault isn’t a punchline.
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He's got a point that the video sucks more than cancer. Cancer has a chance of being cured, but you cannot cure the memory of that video.
Unless the cancer causes memory loss
chemo's horrible tho
Caroline Nations 🤔
have you tried drugs
cancer cannot be cured. after treatment cancer cells remain in the body and it’s possible for it to return at any time
I'm watching this video 3 years later, and the video is STILL live on his CZcams channel.
And I should be clear - I'm talking about the SA video
Bro if he joined the military he would have been Private Balls
The contrast between Jacob with ACTUAL BRAIN CANCER and Sebastian who knows someone who has Covid and now thinks he's about to drop dead... yikes.
Big love to ya, Jacob. My family is brain tumour central.
Brain tumour central😭💀
brain tumor central here too, mine is on my pituitary!!
he doesnt even know if he has covid he said hes "waiting for the test results" hes just trying to get sympathy
LMFAOOO “my dads coworker..tested positive for cuh ved 19..” IM DYING
His cycle is the same as any toxic person. Apology, does the same horrible shit, apology, does the same horrible shit, etc.
Another good example is Amberlynn Reid.
Tana mojo
@@thatguy3903 what horrible shot does she really do? And i dont consider her failing to lose weight horrible.
@@shannond1511 being transphobic, making fun of other people, manipulating and gaslighting her audience, a lot of that shit. I suggest checking out Young Dumb Honey Bun, as she does a lot of videos on her.
Shane yaw is another good example
I like how dude is like “I need to go to the war right now!” Like bro is gonna immediately get sent to a war zone
according to Jacob's instagram, the type of brain cancer he has is germinoma, which thankfully has a very good prognosis (quick google search says ~90% survival rate). just wanted to pass along that info since people in the comments must be really scared and sad for him, hopefully this helps you guys rest a bit easier 💕 kick that tumour's ass, king 👑
Hell yeah. Thank you Queen.
THANK YOU. I literally googled its survival rate after his first joke and was so anxious.
@@lacienagalacey9454 anytime!! I did the same thing and the low survival rate for malignant brain tumours popped up first which was super disheartening, so wanted to check if he specified the type of brain cancer anywhere to be sure I had the facts right - of course it's still an awful thing for Jacob to be going through, chemo really takes its toll on a person's body, but thankfully he is almost guaranteed to make a full recovery!
Thank you for this 💖
god bless u lmao i was genuinely so shook scanning the comments for any solace
“I can feel my cancer getting worse. Uh oh. Oww!”
Is my favorite dark humor joke.
I must've replayed that 20 times 🤣
So glad he ended up beating cancer AND being able to laugh in its face.
@@Jagger-Tyr_13he beat cancer? Sick!!
@@Jagger-Tyr_13let's goooooo
@@user-ek7ub5te4d No, NOT sick. Didn’t you read the comment? He got BETTER. Duh.
@@OliviaConroyI love this comment sm
11:31 most iconic moment that has invaded my mind
This is like a video I come back to every few months its just so comforting