I Am Terrified Of This Man
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He ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends cause his eyeballs aren’t real
Makes sense because seeing isnt one of his skills
nah that shit glass 😭😭😭😭
I read this right as it played in the video. Soooo that glitch in the matrix happened lol
He is basically the handsome squidward meme but with a buzz cut, immortality, glow in the dark eyes and a balanced baby
Underrated comment
Do you know what a bowl cut is?
Bc this ain’t it chief
I think you mean a buzz bby
@Gay Homoson @Nai Birbduck Damn you right
Omg so true
The crazy thing is this dude makes incredibly aware content now. His 3 pinned TikToks rn are about funding libraries, how school meals should be free, and how inflation is due to corporate greed.
Fair enough on the first two but inflation is way more complicated than 'corporate greed'.
fr, we stan pookie and the pookielations 🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐
Pookie upgraded
pookielations 🙏🙏
yes i love pookie now
it’s crazy how this man is actually spreading light now. Talking about wars, how school lunches should be free for kids, abortions, women’s rights, and also inflation. Check him out. He’s actually an insanely great person now.
He's like what algorithms think handsome people would look like.
👁️👄👁️
omg true
True
"I ain't ever seen two pretty best friends, one always gotta be ulgy"
This is me trying to draw the second eye the same size as the first one
@@rileythacker3211 :D
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends"
His face:🗿
his best friend must be godly looking
Lmfao
Fr
Yo, Angelo
@@user-ys8tx6bb3d that is one impressive filter.
Kurtis should make a full on update on this man. Man has gone from misogynist to comrade.
😂 from based to bitch?
how was any of it misogynistic it was literally just Facebook humor in a robotic voice
I went to Middle school/High School with him. He was always a nice guy. I was a little awkward and "uncool" but he was always nice to me.
Huh. That’s cool.
bro what
@@heywhatsup3032 what
@@glutenisthedevil3688 it's just hella surprising. sorry if it came across as if i were attacking you
@@heywhatsup3032 Nah, he was a bit of an idiot but a decent person. Edit - this was Middle School until sophomore year when I "knew" him.
His chin is seriously weirding me out bro, the way he doesn’t blink and his robot voice reminds me of a coworker I had that would creep on every female and used CZcams inspirational speeches as a personality.
lol maybe he's just a deep fake experiment
I thought it was just me getting those vibes 😬 his chin is like something out of a cartoon
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT CURTIS AT FIRST JGJFJDJDJSAJD
@@auroradiaz3248 LMAOO SAME
I don't think making fun of someone's physical features is ever a valid way to critique them or their behavior.
Those eyes don't look wise and immortal. They look like there's nothing but elevator music in his head
maybe elevator music is the music of all times
@@humanbeing4483 lol just all music ever invented or that will ever be invented playing at once
lmaooo
@@Erin-zb9yj maybe that’s why he can’t hear the stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth, the music is too loud.. that would make a lot of sense
But my brain only plays elevator music and I am a genius dont judge us like that bro 😡😡😡😭
It was so nice to read the comments and find out that our unusual man here is in a way better place now. I wish him the best.
What
this makes it sound like he died but he just got into more progressive takes
For real, like, reading comments from people who knew him growing up and considering what he talks about now I definitely feel like the super shallow tiktok fuckboy phase was an act. And I mean... It worked too very him a ton of attention so... Yeah.
He's such a king now speaking facts everyday and is very supportive of abortion and feminism things (idk what to call it lmao)
Womens rights….
that's so nice to hear damn, glad when people actually mature and grow as ppl
@@pokemaster1478 LOL "you know this thing where women are allowed to do things... uhh... Women's rights?"
that’s called catering
@@pinheadlarry2921 or maybe some people just aren't pieces of shite
He ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends because he’s got two glass eyes
LMAO
WHY DID THIS BLOW UP AHAHAHAHAH
@@roisinmurray6267 you deserve the fame
I love that the “except for that one time” has officially become a part of the intro... so he always remembers his mistake 😂😂
Actually there is one video where he forgot to add the "except that one time", too
I dont like it cuz it doesnt have the same jingle
I love it, is hilarious. Reminds me of the tw controversy he started himself. What a nice magitian
@@bridgette6538 "except for that one time, except for that one time" should be in every intro
Video one of asking Kurtis to review SpyKids
He's honestly not that bad of a guy nowadays! I'm glad hes seemed like he's changed
he is absolutely unhinged in the best way now. his content is just so stupid and funny and he has changed. he is so much better now.
@@Loraxitive I AGREE OH MY GOD!!! He’s so unhinged now it’s so funny, we stan pookie 🙏
fr, me personally i’m hoping he’s not just changing for appearances and clout but he seems so much funnier and down to earth now
@@weilir7065 i agree!!
He went from potential chud to a progressive icon its truly a glow up
looking back at this now is so funny. pookie actually has some fire takes as well
Fr his posts nowadays are like actually facts
@@airinmacdonald3979 what’s he up to nowadays??
@@tyudeongis his videos are the same format as in this video but now he's openly out as bi and posts a lot of feminist and gay stuff
@@airinmacdonald3979 oh that’s cool !!!
pookie is so amazing luv him fr
This dude looks like he's wearing a fake chin on top of his chin
THATS WHAT MY BRAIN KEEPS TELLING ME i think it's the chin that is the most unsettling
its the crimson chin. or cleft the boy chin wonder
I-
HE WEARS CONTACTS THO!!
💀 oh god now I can't unsee it
This man’s eyes are dead. He’s seen too much.
nope, he hasnt seen two pretty best friends
yet he hasn’t seen two pretty best friends
But he ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
before he dies he has to see two pretty best friends, so i guess he’s immortal because one of them always gotta be ugly
But he ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Kurtis pls come back to this dude 😭😭 he had SUCH a character arc like he talks abt really important stuff and platforms good people
I saw this dude in the wild on tiktok for the first time a while back and he actually has some good takes, I’ve seen like 3 videos of him voicing support for Palestine
It’s alright, Kurtis - we are all scared.
@lxvely ryujinie HAHAHAHAHA
Miss Lyntheena 😶 omg he is scary 😱😱😱
If a guy called me “pookie” I’d.... idk what I’d do but it wouldn’t be good
I might actually start swinging and I'm pretty nonviolent
pookie was the name i gave my first cat when i was 7 lmaoooo i cant imagine people calling humans pookie now
**cries in sister calls my dog Pookie**
my mom calls me pookie 💀
I hate it
@@indiae.2457 Oh my god same
jay has gotten so much better and has changed. he says the silliest things now and i love it.
Crazy Eyes Kurt is genuinely the scariest thing I have ever witnessed. I love horror but no horror in any media has ever evoked the physical reaction I just had to that last skit. I’m gonna pewk
he’s the human “handsome squidward” filter
Why isn’t it higher? XD
That's funny in the purest form!!☺☺😅
“I aint never seen two pretty best friends.” This guy clearly has never seen Kurtis and Jacob.
Trueee
Or me and my bestie 😜
@@allisonherr333 ey
YHES
Facts
update on this guy
hes apparently gay now? or bi? but hes advocating for womens rights and is actually super cool now i love him
you cant turn gay you find out you're gay and idk if he is gay
@@Puppysprinkle your sexuality and preferences can change. So can your gender identity. And I also heard he’s bi, pro-choice, feminist and an LGBTQ+ rights activist.
Kurtis please do a part 2, he has learned many things while on our earth
Jordan: “Ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends before.”
Yeah, with those eyes, how do you see in broad daylight, damn-
Edit: Also I love Kurtis’s impression of Jordan with those goddamn wide eyes-
Omg I can't stop laughing
💀💀💀
Lol
😂😂
Lol
"I can't cook, i can't clean... Hell i can't even read-"
I really thought he was about to spit a sick rap from WAP.
me too omg
me too
We're all 90℅ memes at this point 💀
Guys plz tag Kurtis on the tik tok account TrentJohns93....some top tier cringe. 10/10 recommend
I cant cook, i cant clean but let me show u i aint never seen 2 pretty besfriend its always one of em gotta be ugly
This guy actually had a redemption arc and is actually defending women more then ever and I actually follow him cause he’s sometimes funny
i love pookie hes just a silly little guy
📀 📀
👃🏽
👄
🦔
“I ain’t never seen 2 pretty best frens”
lmao.
The hedge hog just chillin there
coupled with your icon im in tearsss
🥘👄🥘
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Age: 0-24
Kurtis: "this man has lived through the spanish flu"
I mean it doesn't say 0-24 years. Could be 0-24 millennia.
u gotta make another video on him now cus he's actually based now 😮💨
please make a follow up video on him, he’s pulled a 180 and is now based af
Sounds from all the comments like he went from legit to bitch.. i didn't see anything he said as misogynistic, and I guess now that he got a large female following is advocating for abortion and is a male feminist and sounds like a leftist.. that's the opposite of becoming based.
Kurtis: he just came out of his mother's womb
Also kurtis: he's been around for thousands of years
Well technically the dude is 0-24 y/o so let's not assume his age yet 😔
he's been in his mother's womb for thousands of years
BALANCE BABY
It's called balance baby
In all fairness, the whole statement was "It's like he's been around for thousands of years", which is commenting on how confident he asserts stuff.
I remember someone saying that he has all the prettiest features arranged in the ugliest way. I-
Omg this is literally the best way to describe it😳
Dang they really organized my thoughts into one. I really ain’t know how to put until now 😂
He’s just like his quotes, could be good but unarranged
yes lmao. his features are model-like but he looks unsettling
He looks like he's a character in Gakuen Handsome
its strange to see how pookie was like this
that’s exactly what i was thinking 😭
please revisit pookie!! he took a turn for the better and he's iconic now💅
still love this video so much tho
“He got that long face” - Danny, probably
😯
lmao i can really hear him saying that
why can i read this in his voice💀💀
@@gray9914 same-
I can hear this comment
He doesn’t blink because it isn’t one of his skills
HAHAHAHAH OH NOOO
the way i choked
Alexa could never 😭
It's because he was born in a test tube.
lol
Two years later and I’m still following Jay on TikTok. I love him so much he’s so silly.
He's so babygirl
@@sillyperson1337 that is so true, he’s so Pookie fr.
its crazy cus now he posts very feminist things, and soreads awareness on actual problems in america
RIGHT? He slays now Character Development FR
"except for that one time" y'all SCARRED HIM scarred him
Lmaoooo true that
@Saima Azim czcams.com/video/4HGB1SwzpUc/video.html
in short he forgot to do his signature iconic extra greeting at the beginning of his previous vid and got “cancelled” for it lol it’s a good vid
he scarred us
What video wass that
What happened 💀
He looks like a randomly generated sim
You hit the nail on the head 🤣
... but with irradiated eyes. lol
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker custom contents
That was my first thought as well! Thanks for pointing it out, I thought I was the only one haha
bet he got an eyeball ring too
I’ve seen one video from this guy and all he said in the video was.
“Mickey is a nickname. Nicknames are for friends and Micheal Mouse is no friend of mine.”
Lmao saw that one
That’s our Pookie 🤭 we follow him for pookielations 🥰
I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends
“They’re lesbians Harold”
😂😂😂
AND THEY WERE ROOMATES
PLS IM DISINTEGRATING THIS IS TOO FUNNY HOLY SHIT
Would still be rude to one of them
Oh my god they were roommates
🥘 🥘
👃🏼
👄
🦟
“I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of them that’s gotta be ugly”
LMFOAOSOOSP
It’s the fly for me 💀
What did you use for the eyes? Bowl of curry! 🤣🤣🤣💀
THE FLY STOP
NOT THE CURRY 😭😭
this video is old but he's always made gems like these, and he still does. he's absolutely hilarious and has good political takes.
This guy has evolved actually and now drops the absolute hottest of takes daily
Lol he looks like a randomly generated Sims 4 character.
looks like if florida was a man
that's the only way the eyes make sense lmaoo
he looks like a gta npc
with alpha cc eyes 😩
Nah, he looks like those uncanny Sims who have that semi-realistic CC made by people who idolize instagram models a little too much
What's weird is he keeps quoting quotes from the internet as his own, almost as if he's an alien trynna act like a human lmaoo
Omfg
thats what my ex-boyfriend did everyday hahaha!
@@garfield859 LMAOO that's crazy cause so did my sister's ex
@@user-ul2yf8qi5h
what was his name? not tryna be weird or anything- im just curious ( good job for her dropping him btw lol )
No one talks about it, but actual confirmation of extraterrestrials occurred this year.
Update: turns out he’s actually pretty cool bc he uses his platform to speak up for Gaza
That was the first time I ever actually saw him! Finding out now that he's this guy is kinda surprising. I love that he speaks up for gaza though
This man changed so much, I repost almost all the Pookielations that come out, I’m just nervous one day it’s gonna come out that all his new content is fake :(
Pookielations are always so true
"I ain't ever seen two pretty best friends, one always gotta be ulgy"
This is me trying to draw the second eye the same size as the first one
Also me trying to fill in my wonky eyebrow when I do my makeup 😂
Me trying to do my eyeliner
I can relate
Straight facts
Hands
My man Curtis looking like the older sister‘s boyfriend in a 80s movie💜
He literally look like Billie from stranger things lmao
omg what's the creepy boyfriend from perks of being a wallflower because...yeah
😂
I adore this look on him ❤️🙏
I hate how accurate this is
UPDATE VIDEO ABOUT HIM KURTIS IM BEGGING
pookie?!
kurtis will say the smallest statement and a whole mini movie starts playing
facts 🥘👅🥘
@@snuz1257 bro those pizza contacts
🤣😭😭
literallyyyy
@@snuz1257 STOP 😭
“what laboratory created you?”
“Thanks 🥺”
thats the MOST “i was made in a lab” reply ever
3 years later and i genuinely appreciate that guy now
omg pookie is actually getting popular now
“Except for that one time” y’all really traumatized him for forgetting the extra greeting that one time and now he’s terrified
As he should
I straight up just posted a comment like this and then saw yours 😭😭😂
@Mouse Lover I think you mean his update corner. Kurtis’s knees will hurt so much he’d wish for death.
He can't go in punished , I NEED MY EXTRA GREETING
And I'll do it again
He is like the human version of Handsome Squidward’s bobble head.
That’s so oddly specific and I love it
*Humanoid
That's it! I knew he reminded me of something!
this is so accurate
LMAO
This is why he looks familiar
He's such an aware guy now, I love the growth. Very cool guy imo
“Dude, Where is my car?”
“That’s a good movie”
😂😂😂
Therapist: Wide eyed Kurtis doesn’t exist
Wide eyed Kurtis:
Some people's eyes just ain't meant for that😂
timestamp?
@@ihavenoidea2805 i think they mean 5:12
@@lizzard. Yep thats what I was talking about thanks.
@@toomanyfandoms_probably2020 right when I saw ur comment the clip came up
My current theory is that he’s one of those “realistic” AI people
thispersondoesnotexist.com
No, no, that's a fact! lol
Uncanny valley indeed
Lil mikayla
Ngl id ship him with that other ai girl
“You spent them all on colored contacts” had me actually laughing aloud
This man is actually really extremely based on his TikTok rn
every time he blinks his chin gets bigger that’s why he never blinks anymore
😆
Pinocho >:D
He doesn't even look like a handsome guy, he looks like a caricature of a handsome guy. And it's just uncanny.
Models often have something off about their look; slightly strange features are a plus for some reason
He escaped from a cartoon, I'm telling ya
@@emilyb.8219 I get what you're saying , but his features aren't even strange. They just look like stereotypically handsome features in the worst possible way.
oh my god i love your profile picture
@@reeseewhitfield1734 EXACTLY
Ngl this guy has made a comeback he's pretty cool on tiktok now
kurtis connor never fails to make me laugh. ill be scrolling on yt, having a bad day, and long behold you, kurtis uploaded a video.
this dudes eyes give me flashbacks to “i had surgery on them after a bad accident when i was 7”
I thought of the same thing 🤣
-They're from the same lab?-
ooh deep pull nice
Lmaooooo
WHY DO I REMEMBER THAT
Me: imagine if-
Kurtis: * already putting a backward baseball cap on *
@Lesbianage your name lol 🤣
I thought your pfp was a frog so that made me think of the Alex Jones quote
Okay hear me out, He actually SLAYS now like I follow him on Tiktok😭
Facts every video I see him in always makes me laugh
He fact that I was cryig and having a mental breakdown but decided to watch this video to cheer me up at least a little bit. It did, it cheered me up a lot :)
Thank you Kurtis
Real
Sending love
in his model pictures he doesnt look bad. but in the tik toks....he is terrifying, dear lord
Just,,, why is his head so long??
too much chin 🤭
@@gracekessel he could totally kill a man with that chin
About the first half of your sentence...I beg to differ..
@@VultureClone you got a point but yhe doesnt look as bad in his model pictures
His eyes give me the impression that he knows something that us plebeians could never comprehend
I read that as lesbians I-
@@eatcereal1294 literally me too
not the plebeians 💀
I-
I mean, where’s the lie?
Curtis this is one guy I'd love to see a follow up video on, he seems to have done a complete 180 in regards to content lmao
This video was 2 years ago
@wyatt stop yeah I'm aware lmao that's why I'm asking for a follow up video.
@@Taylor-bw4zgyeah but that's relevant bc he's not gonna fuckin see this
@nedflandersmustache4930 ah yes I specifically made this comment thinking "Curtis is gonna read this for sure" and definitely NOT because it's a comment I wanted to make and this is in fact the comments section of a video. Thank u for showing me the error of my ways u kind and benevolent soul. May our lord and savior forever bless u for this kindness you've shown today. 🙄🙄
stan pookie
Kurtis: "I'm too lazy to hang them on the wall"
Also Kurtis: *Has two perfectly placed nails on the same wall*
👁👄👁 He would like..another nail
🔴 🔴
Molly Jonsson *how do you delete somebody else’s comment*
i aint never seen two pretty wall nails, always 1 gotta be ugly
@@molly702 A+ COMMENT OH MY GOD
@@DarkShadic9632 *sadly you can’t*
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“I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends.”
Those cd emojis look exactly like his eyes
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 wait i see it 😂😂 the heck
@@nasirahnor4713 aa lol
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 yuppp 🤣
😭😩😂
HE IS PART OF THE KUMALALA VS SAVESTA LORE NOW! HE IS CHESTA.
"I ain't ever seen Friends. Is it good?" Goddamn killed me lmao
Jordan in the 15th century: I hath never long beholded two pretty maidens in a friendship, one is always unsightly.
yesth
Buggy
I FOUND OUT WHY HE DOESNT BLINK, HE USING A FILTER THAT CHANGES THE EYE COLOR WHEN YOU BLINK, SO HE CANT BLINK OR HIS EYE COLOR WILL CHANGE
WAIT
HE BLINKS IN THE VIDEO THOUGH, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO SEE IF HE CHANGES EYE COLORS THOUGH BUT HE DID BLINK.
I WATCHED IT AGAIN AND HIS EYES DIDN'T CHANGE COLORS. THOSE ARE CONTACTS OR I GUESS THEY COULD BE REAL POSSIBLY.
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG IM DYING THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SHOUTING???
TAAVI YOU’RE A GENIUS
You should make another video about him
Im so happy Pookie got Yassified
I'm losing it over Kurtis keeping his eyes wide open whenever he impersonates Jordan
Same! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Making my skin CRAWL. Uncanny valley 😞
And yet with eyes wide open I still thought he looked cute when he proudly said “ I took it!” during the car skit lmao
I see him in my nightmares now
@@strwbry23same
Bruh he really called out my name, don’t expose me kurtis.
YOU GOT ME CACKLING GIRL
very unfortunate XD
Pookie that you 😳
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Pookie peek doe????
I love how he picks at every single thing and manages to find humour in it.
5:26 this legit looks like a Neil Breen movie 😂
Why is his head literally shaped like an almond.
Don’t talk about the mayor of Kurtistown like that!!😤😤😡
@@abbyreaves595 I’m talking about the man in the video, kurtis is my savior I would never disrespect him. Sorry for the misunderstanding
@@abbyreaves595 wasn’t talking about kurtis
I like how I read that, it was as if you were legit asking him, ‘Why this head-shape?’
Why not choose another one?
*an
sorry
He doesn’t blink because he’s too busy searching for two pretty best friends
LMAO
but he did make me curious to see his pretty best friend now, the one with normal functioning eyes.
Momento Mori
I’m ur 600 like AH yes
Momento mori
his stuff is satire but it's funny watching this vid lmao
Actually, he’s one of the only men who use their platform to educate people. Seriously.
by casually calling girls ugly
@@mishaa7263 That was his past self hes gone through a character development and says some Morally right and feminist things nowadays