Slow Turtle Attacks An Eagle
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Ever since he beat the rabbit he’s been getting cocky
:0
Who?
:0
:0
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Eagle:
Turtle: “peace was never an option”
Lmao
Get Lit XD
Lol😂😂😂
Congrat you get 1k like
I hear OzzyMan while watching them....lol
Turtle: "I'm having eagle tonight!"
Eagle: "Dude wtf is wrong with you"
And not jelllyfish lmao
😤
How the turns tabled
Filbert's trying to get his wig again
That professional rock climber could beat anyone at the floor is lava!!!
Pretty much
Yes
I thought about showing this to my five year old to show her why you shouldn't jump on the furniture. The whole side of the house could come down and slide away with you on top of it!
True lol 😂
@@emawerna hahahaha did it work?
It looks like the eagle isn’t even like angry, he’s just mildly annoyed
"yo bro wth?"
Mythical Peanut actually, if you were to look closer you would see the absolute terror in his eyes. He’s clearly absolutely terrified of the ferocious turtle, king of the food chain.
@Samy Hernandez ı guessed what the seagull was thinking
PersonNotCalledKam if your food leaped of your plate and tried to eat you, you be surprised too. 😉
@@TOTALLY7SINS lol the eagle could easily let the turtle fall from a high place to bottom to crack the shield. There's a video too.
Turtle: Want to know why Im slow? Thats because I have to carry these massive balls with me.
:/
no
@@megaraptora yup you are one
@imma_dipshit _and_then A sentence I never thought I'd see.
NUM8ERS y u always lying
eagle : possibly vibin
turtle : "and i took that personally"
eagle: exists
turtle: im about to *slowly* end this mans whole career
_"slowly, but surely"_
dumb template comment.
@@alicecera7512 shut
@@alicecera7512 jeez u dont have to be so rude -_-
It prolly the only funny comment of this kind I've seen, congratulations!
Tortoise: you killed my family
Eagle: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Im ur 100th comment
@Rafael Spijkstra ye
what a nice conversation so far
@@GreedyOrange very interesting indeed
@@kasamare10 very very interesting
Turtle: You took everything away from me
Eagle: I don't even know who you are...
Oh l see what you did there!
Hope the Eagle doesn't end up like thanos tho..
Cliché
HAHAHAH good one
humourous
Turtle: you will
*bites foot*
*Eagle:* “I fear no man”
“But that thing...”
*turtle:* >:0
*Eagle:* “it scares me”
🦅 🔫 🐢
Eagles are fearless in reality and that one is scared of one tiny turtle
@@robloxdocumentaries8356 exactly!
The bat eating watermelon is possibly the most cutest thing I've seen in a while
I thought it was a popsicle at first. I was waiting for brain freeze.
Mmmm, nummy watermelon!
The turtle just wanted the eagle to be his valentine.
@@thegamingphantom7348 Turgle
@@ninetoedlizard6650 that.....suits better 👍😎
@@ninetoedlizard6650 Turdgle
Lol
@@pinkhoodieguy7703 you're right sorry
the eagle looked at the turtle like it was a crazy person.
Gamer Idronplayz like "dude what the hell"
It was a crazy turtle
@blahblah man 😂😂trueee
I now😳
That’s cause it was
Eagle: Minding his own business
Turtle: Dem toes hand them over
0:36
Gravity: *Am I a joke to you*
I think they should see other people
Centrifugal force creates artificial gravity... Am I right??? :/
@@keiruclm7877 R/wooosh
@@seele4535 uhhmm.. What was supposed to mean? I was curiously thinking it, and typing wooosh makes my comment looks so serious lol...
BROTHER!
Turtle: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I love this reference!!
Stop saying that
Lol best reference ever
I know that reference
Cause I watch da Goldbergs on E4
@@YOLO-sp5bi Nice Big bang theroy refrence
*Turtle bites Eagle*
Eagle: are you declaring a war?
Turtle: war? I AM WAR!
Peace was never an option
Rip turtle
Turtles are so adorable how they move with those little nubs, and this one in particular was hilarious 😂 the stare in the end, I could feel that turtles maliciousness and the Eagles thoughts “Dude.. no” 😂🤗
Look up fastest turtle, legs come out in full and gravel shoots out behind. Nothing slow here.
Turtles and tortoises are cute but they also pricks jajaja
Especially males - they can be v territorial
Squirtle used bite! It's not very effective
Pidgeot couldn't get away!
@@enzuo4673 *the pidgeot uses bite attack not very effective*
Thats a Braviary get your facts straight
This was meant to be pinned
fuck I was about to comment that
Eagle:
Turtle: *"So you have chosen... Death.."*
Luthor Wytt lmao yes
Well not, but yes
😂😂😂😂😂
Nahh ima just nip yo toes
Tortoise.
The turtle be like:
I sure do fancy some hot chicken legs right now.
Big cat: is something touching me?
*turns around*
Big cat: AYo stop it
Small cat: ok ok sorry
Small cat:... just one more touch
underrated
cooooooooot
Smol kitty cat
And later that day the eagle was found dead
R.I.P
Seriously?
It's legs were the only ones left.
What?
Ur crazy
"What's this all over the controls, pilot?"
"Redbull, sir"
"Why the hell were you flying with an open energy drink during maneuvers?"
"Well sir, Redbull gives you wings..."
PFFFFF- LOL
Hahahaha that made my dad 😂
@@radioactstuffz2475 Funny, it made my mother
@@radioactstuffz2475 haha, wait WHAT
My day😂😂😂😂😂 stupid auto correct
Eagle: oh what a nice day toda-
Turtle: your toes. HAND EM OVER!!
_peace was never an option_
Timelapse was my favorite part. 😍
BILLY says hello AcidGlow
how has nobody noticed this
@@moofey6900 beacuse his comment not funny? And he just comment to make he more famous?
@@playwithmaulana but he a youtuber
@@moofey6900 so?
That turtle is a legend
Thanks!
It's actually a tortoise
Tortoise*
Mo Problems bro some birds (including eagles I believe) eat turtles and tortoises, that turtle is lucky to be alive lol
it is now 666 likes, nobody change it please
0:36
*Isaac Newton has left the chat*
Happy Hoovy 😂😂😂
This is for idiots: Isaac Newton figured out that gravity is a thing
migthy potato bruh I think even idiots know that
@@rat341 who doesn't know this
what's gravity?
That Mount Everest clip can really make you realize we’re literally on a giant ball floating through space😵🙃1:07
Unless you're a flat earther. At which point, you have other problems.
Weeee!
It's been so long since I glanced at the heavens at night out in the country on our old farm and away from the lights of a city; that was awesome, what a bump to the mind after all these years.
Eagle : There's no one who can scare me😏
Turtle : Hold my mf'in shell
eagle: what a lovely day, today
turtle: gimme them toes boy
chocolate potato Copied
@@lemonlight8436 i did??
@@Nishadventuress No, he/she liked your comment
Quarantine club
It's actually Quentin Tarantino in disguise
Translation : Turtle has declared war on AMERICA
That ain't even a bald eagle mate! But a better version of bald eagle, a African fish eagle
@@comradecetacean1927 now that's an eagle
Its a kluxian
@@comradecetacean1927 What makes it "better"?
@@proteopathy Maybe it's less endangered or better at hunting? Or better at not accidentally falling into lakes when trying to catch fish? Although based on the name they probably face plant into lakes on a regular basis too...
Note: I don't know anything about African fish eagles, so these are just random guesses
The turtle‘s braveness: 10/10
The eagle‘s reaction: 10/10
Eagle: --------
Turtle: Show dat feet
Eagle: 👁👄👁
Cringe "👁️👄👁️"
Teacher: Just sit normally in your chair it's not that hard
Kindergarten me: 1:47
@Julia Mele True! 😹
XD
@@axixax_axax so basically the teacher doesn't leave at all.
That's how I still am
Lol
That turtle was like... Get out of my swamp!
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!!!!!!!
0:22 That look: How rude...
This is not your swamp!
A turtle or shrek
*THIS IS MY SWAMP!*
Eagle: why is that lowly being following me
Bakugo's turtle: SHINEEEEEEEE
Turtle: "I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of an Eagle"...
Eagle: "hmmm...gee the mosquitos are bad today..."
Turtles aren’t slow, the other animals are just fast
Makes... NO SENSE
Thank meme owl, very cool!
the tinny furry IT DOES
the tinny furry it makes sense if you believe
Meme Owl sub to pewdiepie
The ninja turtles after retirement.
😂Top comment🔝
LMAO RELATABLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Haha lmao 😂 made my day
Lol
that's a very weird thing to think about
Turtle: This is MY TERRITORY!
Eagle: Ok man, jeez!
E: “haha am boss”
T: “stfu nobody’s the boss”
E: “i am nobody”
T: “no”
This pilot doesn't need red bull as he already has wings
Dang 5 likes you’re slacking
Lol so true
I know u...
Nice
He still drank it in case the engines fail.
Eagle: wtf u doing?
funny till u know eagles like to eat tutles trowing them from far ahead
@@jjpc6830 I was just about to say something similar but saying it wants revenge
Turtle: b my valentine pls.
Turtle: will you be my valentine?
Turtle: wan sum fuk?
When that guy slid on the wall, I legit felt how smooth the snow was.
quarantine madness ^^
Turtle: you took everything away from me...
Eagle: I don't even know who you are
Eagle: Such a pretty day at the la-
Turtle: TOES
Eagle: AYE THOSE MY TOES
I pressed the read more button like 40 times before I realized what you did lol
wait, how?
there is nothing to read more but it still has the read more button
how dare u trick us :cccccc
it should be like dis
@@annegabriellemartin500 it’s not a trick it’s a glitch that happens sometimes
That guy didn't need a plane...
*Redbull gives you wings*
DAMMIT U GOT ME
Ur profile pic is awesome I actually blew on my screen to get the hair off
This guy was probably making a joke but his profile picture is all the replies
I hate how much i love a good pun and that is a dang good pun thank u for making my day thats all i needed
@@honeydew5418 no problem bro
Turtles was like: "You ate my Frend! Prepare to die!"
I love the way eagles look like they’re wearing pants
Eagle: *lands on shore
Turtle: *”DO YOU WANT TO BE EATEN ALIVE?!”*
Wow u gonna do a monster house movie WOW
Eagle: _no_
Turtle: *THEN GET OUT HERE!!!*
Hard to believe 4 comments but 1 k likes
Hideo Freaking Kojima
I would add the part about the bike but that’d be weird.
Tortoise.
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is looking good
Did someone say "delicious pancakes?"
Live action bro
U deserve to be pinned
Jake The Dog is this related?
I am ur 700th like
That eagle was like “Peasant, get away from me.”
Eagle was like:
- Damn! That lightning fast strike was totally unexpected! Respect dude!
Ultimate the floor is lava
@Mike West If that's true I'm sorry but GODDAMN did I laugh way too hard at that that's hilarious
Ahhhhhhhhhh oh no I’m on my floor!🙀I’m MeLtiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNnnnGGggggggg
hey no homo happy valentines day
Jay lol
Her hair touched the floor now she is dead :(
Turtle probably protecting its eggs
and attacking legs
With knee attacks
turtles are predators they eat birds, snakes , ducks , rats
Jasiel Rosas Almeida stop Advertising here please
No they really don't, you weren't being serious were you? If not then I'm an idiot
You have in my opinion the best videos, you always are straight forward and don't put up misleading thumbnails.
That last dog and cat are more comfortable than I'll ever be in my whole life 😂😭
Parkour in a tiny house with detachable snowboard wall... Count Me In!
Extreme Floor is lava
I thought he was trying to be a video game character. In every 3D game players jump all over the place just because they can.
@@Novusod yeah tho sometimes on ac odyssey I accidently climb a little during fight and I die due to that
It's freerunning. Parkour is when you try to get from A to B in fastest amount of time. This guy just played around.
@@222MovieMan ur right
The victory against the hare went to his head. He’s picking crazy fights now.
what hare?
@@marks6663 the race of the turtle vs the hare
@@marks6663 rabbit
Turtle: "I beat rabbits, and I'll beat birds too!"
@@rise73g75 He is picking on the wrong bird.
When your in Alaska and your girls say her parents just left: 0:53
Eagle:
Turtle: So you have chosen death.
I love that the eagle knows that turtles aren’t that much of a threat to him so he doesn’t really bother attacking it
He's like "uh...... what the fuck?"
@@gamblingbread6709 he could kill that turtle easily lol
@@nickthecynic587 ikr that eagle could have just pecked his head off...
That turtle is a clout chaser
@@JohnSmith-kz8yo no he couldn't have, the only way would be for him to pick him up and drop him.
EAGLE! EAGLE!
There’s a turtle behind you!
*Oh no he can’t hear us he has AirPods in!*
Oh Lawd, he comin'!
Heistenberg O H L A W D H E C O M I N
Oh god oh fuck
Not even funny
nooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"there's no magic, just messing with g force of the plane" pretty sure that's like magic
Eagle: "See Larry I told you I can still blow your doors off, even without my wings!"
Turtle: "Everyone's faster than me. Bill"
Turtle: **sees eagle**
Also Turtle: *Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!*
That’s a tortoise.
Vibhash Tripathi look up pictures of one then the other and you might just find out
Eagle: *_Excuse me?_*
@Vibhash Tripathi turtle belongs in the sea. It has like fins and can swim. Tortoise such as this one cannot swim and drown to death if you throw it in deep water. They have legs and can't swim.
@Vibhash Tripathi thats pretty dumb
Eagle: why is that rock following me!?
Turtle: *D I E*
🤗😆😂
Eagles perfectly know what a turtle is because they hunt them, The turtle was most likely trying to scare off the hunter away
@@thegargantua12 "duhh... eagles hunt turtles so i'm gonna ruin someone's joke and be a buzzkill 🤓"
@@thegargantua12 dude does it really matter where the nerd emoji is placed? stop being a buzzkill and go do something useful with your life lol
@@thegargantua12 i think this makes the first time i've actually influenced someone who tried to argue with me before because you actually deleted your reply lol
Turtle: “Finally, a worthy opponent.”
Also turtle: “Our battle will be legendary!”
Turtle: "My name is Diego Montero. You killed my father....Pepare to die!"
When you're an assassin
But you have all defense set
That's the low intelligence stat working
LMAO
@@ouisel421 harley hello!!
@@cheesychipmunk8382 _lol_
@@a-man1433 we should try all def set even if we mages
The amount of body strength that woman has is INSANE. I can appreciate.
@johnDomain and hawt
@@Lucas_Jeffrey that seemed like you said "haw" 🤣🤣
The balance as well
@@sarah12232 yee haw
@@Dopelenii no like the "haw" people say to express displeasure when you do something wrong... Maybe ist just in my country
Turtle: you look delicious
Eagle: Go aWaY, lEaVe Me AlOnE
Turtle: stand still birdie
Eagle: "Come on, bro!"
Fear the turtle... fear its speed!
NANI!
OoF
Comment cult
The only thing it's missing is a bandana!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
0:53 when you refuse to lose the floor is lava
Melody Dayz also 1:53
2:00
Uh... He lost several times in the vid tho
@@beansandproblems no he didn't.
sKiBbEcK the weird and edgy creature sKiBbLeS no
This is one of the best videos you ever uploaded!
I love your videos so much that I don’t watch them much. Let me explain - I do the same with old Seinfeld episodes. I only watch one here and there, so as not to lose appreciation by smashing it. I’m slowly seeing your old ones, one by one, rather than bingeing. Because they’re so precious
Eagle: Why is a rock tryna attack me?
Smirnov wha-
@Dont Subscribe To Me bro what happend just chill
50k subscribers with no videos his content thoooo xddd
*food chain has left the chat*
You reached your goal.
Brainwashed lol #2
I would like your comment but it’s at 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it
Clever
That's the most cardio the turtle has gotten since it was born
Eagle: aww cute
Turtle: wait until I get a hold of you
0:53 when theres a spider on the floor
LOOOOOLLLL
Omg yesssssssss😱😭
1:50
YEP
*0:52*
Eagle:
Attack 7, speed 10, armor 0
Turtle:
Attack 1, speed 1, armor 10
@NotDream you are gay
As someone who owns a turtle they move at a decent speed around 5 out of 10. Turtles also have sharp beaks so attacks like 3.
@D Moll Depending on the kind of turtle, they have a higher attack than an eagle beak. But yeah, in speed the eagle wins.
@@hansnase364 no obviously the cute little rock will win because it is cute
Turtle has about 10 attack actually.
They bite hard!
turtle: *bites eagle*
eagle: somebody's about to get liberated
The turtle is like that one old man, hey get off my lawn
0:24 Turtle: “What you gonna do? Eat me?”
Eagle: No, ill just feed you to my ten children.
@@khylaldana2757 Turtle: 'I'm leaving I'm gone...'
This eagle might throw turtle from hight to get nice soup
vore me eagwe-daddy uwu
Eagle: I don't know. I mean you have a shield..So I can't eat you...ILL JUST KILL YOU.
1:00 That guy knows how to break the fourth wall.
* dies *
Aera Steele no he knows that the floor is lava
Literally.
Lol
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
1:55 her hair already touched the ground lol gg
Those background noises with that last shell creature were perfect
Just a normal day in America
Also I hope that turtle will ask that eagle out since it's Valentine's day
@@thegamingphantom7348 I just got used to interracial relationships. I'm not ready for interspecies, that's just sick.
@@WILLYLYNCH. You specist BIGOT! Reeeeeeee
@@WILLYLYNCH. really? I get that is a joke, but damn man you're late
0:03 "Do you remember that day when you droped me from a height of 30 ft into the lake? Well guess what, I survived! And now I'm back B!TCH"
That was a goose
@@eurielrabano5732 turtles don't see well so they can make mistakes in differencing birds
@@Halite660 ha ..... ha .... ha ... ha.. hahahahahahha I get it now
Lmao
I fixed ur 666 likes kthnx bye
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die."
"Do you slightest idea how little that concerns me ?"
The eagle: I need an adult
The turtle: I . . . am . . . an . . . adult
Eagle: Everyone knows I'm elegant, fierce and powerful! I'm the APEX predator!
Turtle: HAHA! eagle go hop hop!
Lol
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
You can’t spell Apalone Ferox without using apex.
@@moofey6900 That’s because you’re 11 and are not allowed to have a CZcams account according to CZcams TOS.
the turtle is named Maple
Idk how that shell keeps the turtles massive balls inside
Turtles don't have balls (r/wooosh)
Aware 76 himself
It protects them
Rock climber:you let me down
Hair:I’m sorry!I didn’t mean to touch the floor,please spare me!
Rock climber:grabs scissors
Hair:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lol
That turtle be like:
*look at me I'm the predator now*