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  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet  Před 5 lety +22601

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  • @ayayron_03
    @ayayron_03 Před 3 lety +8947

    Ever since he beat the rabbit he’s been getting cocky

  • @emil.2019
    @emil.2019 Před 4 lety +11088

    Eagle:
    Turtle: “peace was never an option”

  • @wilcoxway
    @wilcoxway Před 3 lety +3350

    Turtle: "I'm having eagle tonight!"

  • @csmith_hunt6466
    @csmith_hunt6466 Před 3 lety +719

    That professional rock climber could beat anyone at the floor is lava!!!

    • @TeaTabby
      @TeaTabby Před 3 lety +6

      Pretty much

    • @blackmadalorian3126
      @blackmadalorian3126 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes

    • @emawerna
      @emawerna Před 2 lety +17

      I thought about showing this to my five year old to show her why you shouldn't jump on the furniture. The whole side of the house could come down and slide away with you on top of it!

    • @starcrossedlovers1
      @starcrossedlovers1 Před 2 lety

      True lol 😂

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED Před 2 lety

      @@emawerna hahahaha did it work?

  • @mythicalpeanut8754
    @mythicalpeanut8754 Před 4 lety +7680

    It looks like the eagle isn’t even like angry, he’s just mildly annoyed

    • @gayzer1020
      @gayzer1020 Před 4 lety +407

      "yo bro wth?"

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 Před 3 lety +142

      Mythical Peanut actually, if you were to look closer you would see the absolute terror in his eyes. He’s clearly absolutely terrified of the ferocious turtle, king of the food chain.

    • @gayzer1020
      @gayzer1020 Před 3 lety +18

      @Samy Hernandez ı guessed what the seagull was thinking

    • @heartofthewild680
      @heartofthewild680 Před 3 lety +23

      PersonNotCalledKam if your food leaped of your plate and tried to eat you, you be surprised too. 😉

    • @juvpor999
      @juvpor999 Před 3 lety +30

      @@TOTALLY7SINS lol the eagle could easily let the turtle fall from a high place to bottom to crack the shield. There's a video too.

  • @extravendor
    @extravendor Před 4 lety +3951

    Turtle: Want to know why Im slow? Thats because I have to carry these massive balls with me.

  • @smokernoker
    @smokernoker Před 3 lety +190

    eagle : possibly vibin
    turtle : "and i took that personally"

  • @user-gg7pp9zp4l
    @user-gg7pp9zp4l Před 3 lety +342

    eagle: exists
    turtle: im about to *slowly* end this mans whole career

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 Před 2 lety +3

      _"slowly, but surely"_

    • @alicecera7512
      @alicecera7512 Před 2 lety +1

      dumb template comment.

    • @user-gg7pp9zp4l
      @user-gg7pp9zp4l Před 2 lety +4

      @@alicecera7512 shut

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 Před 2 lety

      @@alicecera7512 jeez u dont have to be so rude -_-

    • @dougm6106
      @dougm6106 Před 2 lety

      It prolly the only funny comment of this kind I've seen, congratulations!

  • @FBI-rn6xz
    @FBI-rn6xz Před 3 lety +5597

    Tortoise: you killed my family
    Eagle: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

  • @partialaxis9990
    @partialaxis9990 Před 4 lety +13060

    Turtle: You took everything away from me
    Eagle: I don't even know who you are...

  • @ThisFrogIsExhausted
    @ThisFrogIsExhausted Před 3 lety +310

    *Eagle:* “I fear no man”
    “But that thing...”
    *turtle:* >:0
    *Eagle:* “it scares me”

  • @pxchx8
    @pxchx8 Před 2 lety +265

    The bat eating watermelon is possibly the most cutest thing I've seen in a while

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 Před rokem +3

      I thought it was a popsicle at first. I was waiting for brain freeze.

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 Před rokem

      Mmmm, nummy watermelon!

  • @ITZM1I
    @ITZM1I Před 5 lety +4073

    The turtle just wanted the eagle to be his valentine.

  • @Hydra-gs6wk
    @Hydra-gs6wk Před 5 lety +5853

    the eagle looked at the turtle like it was a crazy person.

  • @ins3curity554
    @ins3curity554 Před 3 lety +44

    Eagle: Minding his own business
    Turtle: Dem toes hand them over

  • @mohsinr6949
    @mohsinr6949 Před 5 lety +1836

    0:36
    Gravity: *Am I a joke to you*

    • @beni-cy4gx
      @beni-cy4gx Před 5 lety +32

      I think they should see other people

    • @keiruclm7877
      @keiruclm7877 Před 5 lety +8

      Centrifugal force creates artificial gravity... Am I right??? :/

    • @seele4535
      @seele4535 Před 5 lety +11

      @@keiruclm7877 R/wooosh

    • @keiruclm7877
      @keiruclm7877 Před 5 lety +5

      @@seele4535 uhhmm.. What was supposed to mean? I was curiously thinking it, and typing wooosh makes my comment looks so serious lol...

    • @k3kboi665
      @k3kboi665 Před 5 lety +2

      BROTHER!

  • @POTUS5
    @POTUS5 Před 4 lety +2505

    Turtle: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

  • @dad7153
    @dad7153 Před 3 lety +103

    *Turtle bites Eagle*
    Eagle: are you declaring a war?
    Turtle: war? I AM WAR!

  • @titanzombie8057
    @titanzombie8057 Před 3 lety +48

    Turtles are so adorable how they move with those little nubs, and this one in particular was hilarious 😂 the stare in the end, I could feel that turtles maliciousness and the Eagles thoughts “Dude.. no” 😂🤗

    • @echodelta9
      @echodelta9 Před rokem

      Look up fastest turtle, legs come out in full and gravel shoots out behind. Nothing slow here.

    • @Nil-tz6gy
      @Nil-tz6gy Před 11 měsíci

      Turtles and tortoises are cute but they also pricks jajaja
      Especially males - they can be v territorial

  • @insertfunny3356
    @insertfunny3356 Před 5 lety +4611

    Squirtle used bite! It's not very effective

    • @enzuo4673
      @enzuo4673 Před 5 lety +94

      Pidgeot couldn't get away!

    • @tywyd3429
      @tywyd3429 Před 5 lety +31

      @@enzuo4673 *the pidgeot uses bite attack not very effective*

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 Před 5 lety +17

      Thats a Braviary get your facts straight

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 Před 5 lety +2

      This was meant to be pinned

    • @samuelgladding9481
      @samuelgladding9481 Před 5 lety +1

      fuck I was about to comment that

  • @Luukaar
    @Luukaar Před 4 lety +2861

    Eagle:
    Turtle: *"So you have chosen... Death.."*

  • @alvindarby7182
    @alvindarby7182 Před 3 lety +60

    The turtle be like:
    I sure do fancy some hot chicken legs right now.

  • @shinydragini3928
    @shinydragini3928 Před 3 lety +288

    Big cat: is something touching me?
    *turns around*
    Big cat: AYo stop it
    Small cat: ok ok sorry
    Small cat:... just one more touch

  • @BlazingKing
    @BlazingKing Před 5 lety +8729

    And later that day the eagle was found dead

  • @thatguymork
    @thatguymork Před 5 lety +490

    "What's this all over the controls, pilot?"
    "Redbull, sir"
    "Why the hell were you flying with an open energy drink during maneuvers?"
    "Well sir, Redbull gives you wings..."

  • @bloodysun6661
    @bloodysun6661 Před 3 lety +45

    Eagle: oh what a nice day toda-
    Turtle: your toes. HAND EM OVER!!

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 Před 2 lety +1

      _peace was never an option_

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow Před 3 lety +857

    Timelapse was my favorite part. 😍

    • @iambilly1134
      @iambilly1134 Před 3 lety +1

      BILLY says hello AcidGlow

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 Před 3 lety +2

      how has nobody noticed this

    • @playwithmaulana
      @playwithmaulana Před 3 lety +6

      @@moofey6900 beacuse his comment not funny? And he just comment to make he more famous?

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 Před 3 lety

      @@playwithmaulana but he a youtuber

    • @playwithmaulana
      @playwithmaulana Před 3 lety +3

      @@moofey6900 so?

  • @Joesmommy21
    @Joesmommy21 Před 5 lety +1845

    That turtle is a legend

    • @Tortle_owo
      @Tortle_owo Před 5 lety +5

      Thanks!

    • @dinnit
      @dinnit Před 5 lety +1

      It's actually a tortoise

    • @tcd3077
      @tcd3077 Před 5 lety

      Tortoise*

    • @guestusersomething4340
      @guestusersomething4340 Před 5 lety

      Mo Problems bro some birds (including eagles I believe) eat turtles and tortoises, that turtle is lucky to be alive lol

    • @andyo3637
      @andyo3637 Před 5 lety

      it is now 666 likes, nobody change it please

  • @artorias8125
    @artorias8125 Před 5 lety +748

    0:36
    *Isaac Newton has left the chat*

  • @adamripplinger6035
    @adamripplinger6035 Před 3 lety +49

    That Mount Everest clip can really make you realize we’re literally on a giant ball floating through space😵🙃1:07

    • @gilian2587
      @gilian2587 Před rokem +1

      Unless you're a flat earther. At which point, you have other problems.

    • @vangu2918
      @vangu2918 Před rokem +1

      Weeee!

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 Před rokem +2

      It's been so long since I glanced at the heavens at night out in the country on our old farm and away from the lights of a city; that was awesome, what a bump to the mind after all these years.

  • @mananmakkar3981
    @mananmakkar3981 Před 3 lety +34

    Eagle : There's no one who can scare me😏
    Turtle : Hold my mf'in shell

  • @Nishadventuress
    @Nishadventuress Před 4 lety +2604

    eagle: what a lovely day, today
    turtle: gimme them toes boy

  • @keyboardtaskforcephi-3689
    @keyboardtaskforcephi-3689 Před 3 lety +2064

    Translation : Turtle has declared war on AMERICA

    • @comradecetacean1927
      @comradecetacean1927 Před 3 lety +74

      That ain't even a bald eagle mate! But a better version of bald eagle, a African fish eagle

    • @Yomesto
      @Yomesto Před 3 lety +46

      @@comradecetacean1927 now that's an eagle

    • @catsdogswoof3968
      @catsdogswoof3968 Před 3 lety +2

      Its a kluxian

    • @proteopathy
      @proteopathy Před 3 lety

      @@comradecetacean1927 What makes it "better"?

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Před 3 lety +14

      @@proteopathy Maybe it's less endangered or better at hunting? Or better at not accidentally falling into lakes when trying to catch fish? Although based on the name they probably face plant into lakes on a regular basis too...
      Note: I don't know anything about African fish eagles, so these are just random guesses

  • @xxlmonster8914
    @xxlmonster8914 Před 2 lety +12

    The turtle‘s braveness: 10/10
    The eagle‘s reaction: 10/10

  • @ricka.2562
    @ricka.2562 Před 3 lety +5

    Eagle: --------
    Turtle: Show dat feet
    Eagle: 👁👄👁

    • @leoch8005
      @leoch8005 Před 3 lety

      Cringe "👁️👄👁️"

  • @phantomforce_641
    @phantomforce_641 Před 4 lety +3437

    Teacher: Just sit normally in your chair it's not that hard
    Kindergarten me: 1:47

  • @nicolajanka3320
    @nicolajanka3320 Před 5 lety +429

    That turtle was like... Get out of my swamp!

  • @josephjoestar1921
    @josephjoestar1921 Před 3 lety +15

    Eagle: why is that lowly being following me
    Bakugo's turtle: SHINEEEEEEEE

  • @timbrook-taylor3434
    @timbrook-taylor3434 Před 3 lety +16

    Turtle: "I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of an Eagle"...
    Eagle: "hmmm...gee the mosquitos are bad today..."

  • @memeowl7601
    @memeowl7601 Před 5 lety +722

    Turtles aren’t slow, the other animals are just fast

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access Před 5 lety +3460

    The ninja turtles after retirement.

    • @octo.lina69
      @octo.lina69 Před 5 lety +28

      😂Top comment🔝

    • @takefive5607
      @takefive5607 Před 5 lety +8

      LMAO RELATABLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @qnnq
      @qnnq Před 5 lety +5

      Haha lmao 😂 made my day

    • @thatonerandomweeb915
      @thatonerandomweeb915 Před 5 lety +3

      Lol

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 Před 5 lety +4

      that's a very weird thing to think about

  • @KeruToL
    @KeruToL Před 3 lety +9

    Turtle: This is MY TERRITORY!
    Eagle: Ok man, jeez!

  • @dudes5458
    @dudes5458 Před 3 lety +13

    E: “haha am boss”
    T: “stfu nobody’s the boss”
    E: “i am nobody”
    T: “no”

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna Před 5 lety +9720

    This pilot doesn't need red bull as he already has wings

  • @DonPasqual
    @DonPasqual Před 5 lety +719

    Eagle: wtf u doing?

    • @jjpc6830
      @jjpc6830 Před 5 lety +6

      funny till u know eagles like to eat tutles trowing them from far ahead

    • @brucesanborn8527
      @brucesanborn8527 Před 5 lety

      @@jjpc6830 I was just about to say something similar but saying it wants revenge

    • @menara555
      @menara555 Před 5 lety

      Turtle: b my valentine pls.

    • @arcadeyous
      @arcadeyous Před 5 lety +3

      Turtle: will you be my valentine?

    • @irishboxer92
      @irishboxer92 Před 5 lety +1

      Turtle: wan sum fuk?

  • @jacoob9810
    @jacoob9810 Před 3 lety +11

    When that guy slid on the wall, I legit felt how smooth the snow was.

  • @yolobois3656
    @yolobois3656 Před 3 lety +27

    Turtle: you took everything away from me...
    Eagle: I don't even know who you are

  • @wolfie3963
    @wolfie3963 Před 3 lety +1154

    Eagle: Such a pretty day at the la-
    Turtle: TOES
    Eagle: AYE THOSE MY TOES

    • @randomperson4168
      @randomperson4168 Před 3 lety +39

      I pressed the read more button like 40 times before I realized what you did lol

    • @NoBody-yp4ql
      @NoBody-yp4ql Před 3 lety +4

      wait, how?

    • @NoBody-yp4ql
      @NoBody-yp4ql Před 3 lety +4

      there is nothing to read more but it still has the read more button

    • @annegabriellemartin500
      @annegabriellemartin500 Před 3 lety +9

      how dare u trick us :cccccc
      it should be like dis

    • @ethanbecerra8708
      @ethanbecerra8708 Před 3 lety +5

      @@annegabriellemartin500 it’s not a trick it’s a glitch that happens sometimes

  • @haironscreen5303
    @haironscreen5303 Před 5 lety +2601

    That guy didn't need a plane...
    *Redbull gives you wings*

    • @OTGLeafie
      @OTGLeafie Před 5 lety +66

      DAMMIT U GOT ME

    • @andyledesma3184
      @andyledesma3184 Před 5 lety +60

      Ur profile pic is awesome I actually blew on my screen to get the hair off

    • @crackyurrib8702
      @crackyurrib8702 Před 5 lety +28

      This guy was probably making a joke but his profile picture is all the replies

    • @honeydew5418
      @honeydew5418 Před 5 lety +7

      I hate how much i love a good pun and that is a dang good pun thank u for making my day thats all i needed

    • @haironscreen5303
      @haironscreen5303 Před 5 lety +5

      @@honeydew5418 no problem bro

  • @adamroberts9243
    @adamroberts9243 Před 3 lety +8

    Turtles was like: "You ate my Frend! Prepare to die!"

  • @l0stk3y
    @l0stk3y Před 2 lety +11

    I love the way eagles look like they’re wearing pants

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id Před 4 lety +1668

    Eagle: *lands on shore
    Turtle: *”DO YOU WANT TO BE EATEN ALIVE?!”*

  • @vlaamscherp
    @vlaamscherp Před 5 lety +2434

    The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is looking good

  • @rhythmindset6996
    @rhythmindset6996 Před 2 lety +4

    That eagle was like “Peasant, get away from me.”

  • @misiopuchatek152
    @misiopuchatek152 Před 3 lety +3

    Eagle was like:
    - Damn! That lightning fast strike was totally unexpected! Respect dude!

  • @squidwardsquarepants6715
    @squidwardsquarepants6715 Před 5 lety +2398

    Ultimate the floor is lava

    • @cambrongabaree8927
      @cambrongabaree8927 Před 5 lety +3

      @Mike West If that's true I'm sorry but GODDAMN did I laugh way too hard at that that's hilarious

    • @human-er9gq
      @human-er9gq Před 5 lety

      Ahhhhhhhhhh oh no I’m on my floor!🙀I’m MeLtiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNnnnGGggggggg

    • @kevinj.4193
      @kevinj.4193 Před 5 lety +2

      hey no homo happy valentines day

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 Před 5 lety

      Jay lol

    • @jimdreier9405
      @jimdreier9405 Před 5 lety +4

      Her hair touched the floor now she is dead :(

  • @Bigbagadoosh
    @Bigbagadoosh Před 5 lety +798

    Turtle probably protecting its eggs

    • @binghalim1852
      @binghalim1852 Před 5 lety +44

      and attacking legs

    • @zenclonenrg1119
      @zenclonenrg1119 Před 5 lety +13

      With knee attacks

    • @7777777fresh
      @7777777fresh Před 5 lety +1

      turtles are predators they eat birds, snakes , ducks , rats

    • @bubbles7608
      @bubbles7608 Před 5 lety +2

      Jasiel Rosas Almeida stop Advertising here please

    • @Blazingfireball977
      @Blazingfireball977 Před 5 lety

      No they really don't, you weren't being serious were you? If not then I'm an idiot

  • @miguelg2650
    @miguelg2650 Před 3 lety +3

    You have in my opinion the best videos, you always are straight forward and don't put up misleading thumbnails.

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 Před 3 lety +4

    That last dog and cat are more comfortable than I'll ever be in my whole life 😂😭

  • @truthseekermedia
    @truthseekermedia Před 5 lety +1311

    Parkour in a tiny house with detachable snowboard wall... Count Me In!

    • @Grotskii
      @Grotskii Před 5 lety +29

      Extreme Floor is lava

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod Před 5 lety +5

      I thought he was trying to be a video game character. In every 3D game players jump all over the place just because they can.

    • @primozthegamer1817
      @primozthegamer1817 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Novusod yeah tho sometimes on ac odyssey I accidently climb a little during fight and I die due to that

    • @222MovieMan
      @222MovieMan Před 5 lety +2

      It's freerunning. Parkour is when you try to get from A to B in fastest amount of time. This guy just played around.

    • @primozthegamer1817
      @primozthegamer1817 Před 5 lety +1

      @@222MovieMan ur right

  • @kamekmagickoopa6532
    @kamekmagickoopa6532 Před 4 lety +1922

    The victory against the hare went to his head. He’s picking crazy fights now.

    • @marks6663
      @marks6663 Před 4 lety

      what hare?

    • @Maistro399
      @Maistro399 Před 4 lety +56

      @@marks6663 the race of the turtle vs the hare

    • @jack3736
      @jack3736 Před 4 lety +7

      @@marks6663 rabbit

    • @rise73g75
      @rise73g75 Před 4 lety +33

      Turtle: "I beat rabbits, and I'll beat birds too!"

    • @sammitkhandeparkara
      @sammitkhandeparkara Před 4 lety +11

      @@rise73g75 He is picking on the wrong bird.

  • @mychopparappin4691
    @mychopparappin4691 Před 3 lety +6

    When your in Alaska and your girls say her parents just left: 0:53

  • @griffin3921
    @griffin3921 Před 3 lety +7

    Eagle:
    Turtle: So you have chosen death.

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 Před 5 lety +847

    I love that the eagle knows that turtles aren’t that much of a threat to him so he doesn’t really bother attacking it

    • @nickthecynic587
      @nickthecynic587 Před 5 lety +90

      He's like "uh...... what the fuck?"

    • @denisz2274
      @denisz2274 Před 5 lety +25

      @@gamblingbread6709 he could kill that turtle easily lol

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo Před 5 lety +14

      @@nickthecynic587 ikr that eagle could have just pecked his head off...

    • @neonzgaming6304
      @neonzgaming6304 Před 5 lety +19

      That turtle is a clout chaser

    • @dantecaliber2105
      @dantecaliber2105 Před 5 lety +10

      @@JohnSmith-kz8yo no he couldn't have, the only way would be for him to pick him up and drop him.

  • @FirstNameMiddleNameLastName
    @FirstNameMiddleNameLastName Před 5 lety +548

    EAGLE! EAGLE!
    There’s a turtle behind you!
    *Oh no he can’t hear us he has AirPods in!*

  • @shiniesglitters5424
    @shiniesglitters5424 Před 3 lety +4

    "there's no magic, just messing with g force of the plane" pretty sure that's like magic

  • @jamestuccillo
    @jamestuccillo Před 3 lety +1

    Eagle: "See Larry I told you I can still blow your doors off, even without my wings!"
    Turtle: "Everyone's faster than me. Bill"

  • @frostzz1177
    @frostzz1177 Před 4 lety +1561

    Turtle: **sees eagle**
    Also Turtle: *Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!*

    • @dammitcarl1082
      @dammitcarl1082 Před 4 lety +11

      That’s a tortoise.

    • @dammitcarl1082
      @dammitcarl1082 Před 4 lety +4

      Vibhash Tripathi look up pictures of one then the other and you might just find out

    • @kathyristic
      @kathyristic Před 4 lety

      Eagle: *_Excuse me?_*

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 Před 4 lety

      @Vibhash Tripathi turtle belongs in the sea. It has like fins and can swim. Tortoise such as this one cannot swim and drown to death if you throw it in deep water. They have legs and can't swim.

    • @awkela3316
      @awkela3316 Před 4 lety

      @Vibhash Tripathi thats pretty dumb

  • @CLUCKBAUCKUHH
    @CLUCKBAUCKUHH Před 3 lety +1649

    Eagle: why is that rock following me!?
    Turtle: *D I E*

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc Před 3 lety +3

      🤗😆😂

    • @thegargantua12
      @thegargantua12 Před rokem +4

      Eagles perfectly know what a turtle is because they hunt them, The turtle was most likely trying to scare off the hunter away

    • @nocontext400
      @nocontext400 Před rokem +1

      @@thegargantua12 "duhh... eagles hunt turtles so i'm gonna ruin someone's joke and be a buzzkill 🤓"

    • @nocontext400
      @nocontext400 Před rokem

      @@thegargantua12 dude does it really matter where the nerd emoji is placed? stop being a buzzkill and go do something useful with your life lol

    • @nocontext400
      @nocontext400 Před rokem

      @@thegargantua12 i think this makes the first time i've actually influenced someone who tried to argue with me before because you actually deleted your reply lol

  • @Blue-mp7qg
    @Blue-mp7qg Před 2 lety +1

    Turtle: “Finally, a worthy opponent.”
    Also turtle: “Our battle will be legendary!”

  • @__-pl3jg
    @__-pl3jg Před rokem +1

    Turtle: "My name is Diego Montero. You killed my father....Pepare to die!"

  • @averagesubatomo346
    @averagesubatomo346 Před 5 lety +762

    When you're an assassin
    But you have all defense set

  • @gromit0299
    @gromit0299 Před 4 lety +2615

    The amount of body strength that woman has is INSANE. I can appreciate.

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey Před 4 lety +29

      @johnDomain and hawt

    • @sarah12232
      @sarah12232 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey that seemed like you said "haw" 🤣🤣

    • @Dopelenii
      @Dopelenii Před 4 lety +21

      The balance as well

    • @Dopelenii
      @Dopelenii Před 4 lety +7

      @@sarah12232 yee haw

    • @sarah12232
      @sarah12232 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dopelenii no like the "haw" people say to express displeasure when you do something wrong... Maybe ist just in my country

  • @stephensharma5275
    @stephensharma5275 Před 3 lety +4

    Turtle: you look delicious
    Eagle: Go aWaY, lEaVe Me AlOnE
    Turtle: stand still birdie

  • @amida1326
    @amida1326 Před 2 lety +3

    Eagle: "Come on, bro!"

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar Před 5 lety +1759

    Fear the turtle... fear its speed!

  • @allslaynoplay8947
    @allslaynoplay8947 Před 5 lety +657

    0:53 when you refuse to lose the floor is lava

  • @gamesturbator
    @gamesturbator Před 2 lety

    This is one of the best videos you ever uploaded!

  • @NudePostingConspiracyTheories

    I love your videos so much that I don’t watch them much. Let me explain - I do the same with old Seinfeld episodes. I only watch one here and there, so as not to lose appreciation by smashing it. I’m slowly seeing your old ones, one by one, rather than bingeing. Because they’re so precious

  • @sweetboba1652
    @sweetboba1652 Před 4 lety +928

    Eagle: Why is a rock tryna attack me?

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T Před 3 lety +1

      Smirnov wha-

    • @abhishekpagare2738
      @abhishekpagare2738 Před 3 lety +8

      @Dont Subscribe To Me bro what happend just chill

    • @sandman9373
      @sandman9373 Před 3 lety

      50k subscribers with no videos his content thoooo xddd

  • @Unweyrandom-bk4kq
    @Unweyrandom-bk4kq Před 5 lety +1382

    *food chain has left the chat*

  • @benjaminchee8974
    @benjaminchee8974 Před 3 lety +1

    That's the most cardio the turtle has gotten since it was born

  • @TheJattMC
    @TheJattMC Před rokem +1

    Eagle: aww cute
    Turtle: wait until I get a hold of you

  • @emilioasugui8869
    @emilioasugui8869 Před 5 lety +362

    0:53 when theres a spider on the floor

  • @grzesiekL91
    @grzesiekL91 Před 3 lety +270

    Eagle:
    Attack 7, speed 10, armor 0
    Turtle:
    Attack 1, speed 1, armor 10

    • @booaks2980
      @booaks2980 Před 3 lety +12

      @NotDream you are gay

    • @Yeahyeah993
      @Yeahyeah993 Před 3 lety +1

      As someone who owns a turtle they move at a decent speed around 5 out of 10. Turtles also have sharp beaks so attacks like 3.

    • @hansnase364
      @hansnase364 Před 3 lety

      @D Moll Depending on the kind of turtle, they have a higher attack than an eagle beak. But yeah, in speed the eagle wins.

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 Před 3 lety

      @@hansnase364 no obviously the cute little rock will win because it is cute

    • @BigWhiteCat67RUS
      @BigWhiteCat67RUS Před 3 lety

      Turtle has about 10 attack actually.
      They bite hard!

  • @Wolfdemort3164
    @Wolfdemort3164 Před 2 lety +1

    turtle: *bites eagle*
    eagle: somebody's about to get liberated

  • @sadpepe5950
    @sadpepe5950 Před 2 lety +1

    The turtle is like that one old man, hey get off my lawn

  • @darrionclay4927
    @darrionclay4927 Před 5 lety +948

    0:24 Turtle: “What you gonna do? Eat me?”

    • @khylaldana2757
      @khylaldana2757 Před 5 lety +38

      Eagle: No, ill just feed you to my ten children.

    • @trucker2987
      @trucker2987 Před 5 lety +8

      @@khylaldana2757 Turtle: 'I'm leaving I'm gone...'

    • @nurlanbekezhan5003
      @nurlanbekezhan5003 Před 5 lety +4

      This eagle might throw turtle from hight to get nice soup

    • @prim16
      @prim16 Před 5 lety +1

      vore me eagwe-daddy uwu

    • @ragingquitter2407
      @ragingquitter2407 Před 5 lety +1

      Eagle: I don't know. I mean you have a shield..So I can't eat you...ILL JUST KILL YOU.

  • @AeraSteele98
    @AeraSteele98 Před 5 lety +1275

    1:00 That guy knows how to break the fourth wall.

  • @shinydragini3928
    @shinydragini3928 Před 3 lety +3

    1:55 her hair already touched the ground lol gg

  • @80RedRock
    @80RedRock Před 3 lety +2

    Those background noises with that last shell creature were perfect

  • @thegamingphantom7348
    @thegamingphantom7348 Před 5 lety +619

    Just a normal day in America

    • @thegamingphantom7348
      @thegamingphantom7348 Před 5 lety +13

      Also I hope that turtle will ask that eagle out since it's Valentine's day

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. Před 5 lety +4

      @@thegamingphantom7348 I just got used to interracial relationships. I'm not ready for interspecies, that's just sick.

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak Před 5 lety

      @@WILLYLYNCH. You specist BIGOT! Reeeeeeee

    • @SolUFO
      @SolUFO Před 5 lety

      @@WILLYLYNCH. really? I get that is a joke, but damn man you're late

  • @eiras_1999
    @eiras_1999 Před 5 lety +1088

    0:03 "Do you remember that day when you droped me from a height of 30 ft into the lake? Well guess what, I survived! And now I'm back B!TCH"

    • @eurielrabano5732
      @eurielrabano5732 Před 5 lety +7

      That was a goose

    • @Halite660
      @Halite660 Před 5 lety +52

      @@eurielrabano5732 turtles don't see well so they can make mistakes in differencing birds

    • @eurielrabano5732
      @eurielrabano5732 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Halite660 ha ..... ha .... ha ... ha.. hahahahahahha I get it now

    • @Subzeroinfero
      @Subzeroinfero Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @Account-nl9yu
      @Account-nl9yu Před 5 lety +2

      I fixed ur 666 likes kthnx bye

  • @lemonboi6358
    @lemonboi6358 Před 3 lety +3

    “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die."

    • @thatsalot3577
      @thatsalot3577 Před 3 lety +1

      "Do you slightest idea how little that concerns me ?"

  • @SUG3R
    @SUG3R Před 2 lety +1

    The eagle: I need an adult
    The turtle: I . . . am . . . an . . . adult

  • @remveel2443
    @remveel2443 Před 3 lety +759

    Eagle: Everyone knows I'm elegant, fierce and powerful! I'm the APEX predator!
    Turtle: HAHA! eagle go hop hop!

    • @macky8852
      @macky8852 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol

    • @JahoSelamaj
      @JahoSelamaj Před 3 lety +11

      Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

    • @FrancisACNH
      @FrancisACNH Před 3 lety +3

      You can’t spell Apalone Ferox without using apex.

    • @cj-3810
      @cj-3810 Před 3 lety +2

      @@moofey6900 That’s because you’re 11 and are not allowed to have a CZcams account according to CZcams TOS.

    • @emissarygw2264
      @emissarygw2264 Před 3 lety

      the turtle is named Maple

  • @suckit6057
    @suckit6057 Před 5 lety +267

    Idk how that shell keeps the turtles massive balls inside

  • @skipperoostopmotion118
    @skipperoostopmotion118 Před 2 lety +1

    Rock climber:you let me down
    Hair:I’m sorry!I didn’t mean to touch the floor,please spare me!
    Rock climber:grabs scissors
    Hair:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @Gullible_Ad760
    @Gullible_Ad760 Před 2 lety +1

    That turtle be like:
    *look at me I'm the predator now*