A Really Old Turtle
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Bear: “Oh you wanna take my picture? Lemme get closer”
Photographer: “HIISSSSSSSSS”
Bear: “wtf”
How the turns have tabled!
edit: i worded it on purpose wtf yall
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 now the tables have turned
There
Edit: i know its a joke lol
@@lagwilson8159 lmfao
@@lagwilson8159 i see ur not a man of culture
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 it’s how the turn tables
The turtle was saying "back in the days, things were beautiful, no PLASTICS"
Yes
ok Boomer
Hydro flaskiesskskskskkskksks
WHOAH. WHO'S AT THAT TABLE THERE?
@@cheenobi6123 ok gen z. Lost idiot.
The Turtle does know everything
He saw the End of Dinosaurs
He saw the Beginning of the World
He saw things he never thought was real
Can you hear them? All these people who lived in terror of you and your judgement. All these people who's ancestors devoted and sacrificed themselves to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh, you like to think you're a god, but you're not a god. You're just a parasite eating out the jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and lost and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So, so come on then. Take mine. Take my memories. And I hope you've got a big appetite because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out. Moment by moment until nothing remained -- no time, no space, just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics where devised by the mind of a mad man. I watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!
The firefighter rescuing the dog is by far the best clip for obvious reasons. The whole video is great, though. That opal is a real winner!
no
turtle
AGREED
I'M TALKING ABOUT TURTLE
@@insertquirkynamehere5258 - Oh no! The head engineer of the Obama foundation found my CZcams channel! What ever will I do? Lol!
Old people: exist
That turtle: now listen here young man, back in my day-
Lol
Underated comment
LMAO
So, I was cackling for a FRACKING 3 DAYS LMAOO AND WHY THE HECK DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?
I will continue that sentence thank you “back in my day we used to eat Dino nuggies but now sadly we eat chicken:(“
That's not a turtle. That's master Oogway himself
I didn’t see your comment so I gotta delete mine
His grandmother.
lol haha
underrated comment
you're smart af
imagine getting THIS old, if this Turtle could talk, it could tell stories of way back in the days
The turtle's genuine curiosity of the diver shows he's probably never seen a human ever in his long life.
Reality doesn't care what you choose to believe or not, the fact is that the turtles eyes show that he is blind. Deal with it
@@nR00Ryou so rude for what 😭😭
The polar bear: *”hey wassup dude-“*
The man: **HISSSSSS**
DasRandomMan
The polar bear: AAAAAA
I'd run too 😂
1:10 TIME STAMP
The polar bear: bro chill wtf im out
Polar bear : How did you walk with two feet dude?
Dude : HIISSSS....
That turtle be like "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift"
"That is why it is called the *present* "
That turtle lived so long that it unlocked the legendary skin
lol
i bet you can make a video game like _ori and the will of the turtle_
Dang😔
The ending clip looks like it is straight out of a futuristic world but the advanced beings who want to be explorers return to the ground and explore the abandoned and worn down buildings that used to be the homes to millions on millions of people but now due to some global event they resorted to either living in the sky or on another planet near Earth, like it feels so surreal yet beautiful and it is just amazing.
Yes, beautiful
As someone who’s special interest is marine life, I always get super excited whenever you put videos of marine life in your videos. Got especially excited today because stingrays are my favorite animal. 2:45 Thank you. :]
Polar bear:Hi there I am friendly I won’t hur-
Human:HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Polar bear:WTF
Phoenix Fire polar bear:hell no fuck that
Same thing with beees
hello
666 likes
Phoenix Fire 666 likes
“Yesterday was history. Tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why it is called a present.”
-Master Oogway
*everybody loves KUNGFU FIGHTING-*
•Threaded Gacha• YA!
I came to the comments to find a comment about oogway. It was the third comment I found
Rohran Rohran Bootiful gif btw ;)
Skadoosh..
Me: "Hey turtle tell me a story"
Turtle: "go to bed kid I'm going to Tell you a very very long story young boy"
That is a snapping turtle. They are really common where I live and I see them everywhere. They are really not as vicious and aggressive as people think they are and are actually quite docile mostly of the time.
People getting older: Loses hair
Turtle getting older: UNO REVERSE
Turtle getting older: Grows hair
That’s algae
@@lisey_6 No I am pretty sure that is beautiful chad hair.
@@lisey_6 yeah but it looks yummy
@@lisey_6 it's Chad hair can't u see
Me: Turtle, how did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Turtle: *sit down, young one. I’m about to tell you a story*
@@gaize1017 LOL
Dinosaurs went extinct because their farts turned the air trashy
@@justaguyyyy6446 they brought it to themselves 😼
@@justaguyyyy6446 Kenji?
they didnt actual die, when they turn into a meteor and flew into space to Uranus where they live
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift… that’s why they call it the present”
- The old turtle.
Just give that Turtle a stick and it will magically turn into Master Oogway.
Turtle gets closer to human's ear and whispers:
*"monke"*
"monke
magic"
69
mon-keigh
@ You got to be kidding me. You one of those guys? 🤣
men
Turtle: come my child, Obama’s last name is-
*clip ends*
-care
Obama's last name is Vincent
THE SECRET OF OBAMA’S LAST NAME IS-
ZA WARUDO
@@ethancohen6092 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
everybody talking about the boring old turtle but did you see that man scare away the biggest land predator on earth? that shit was incredible yo.
This was 4 years ago, i hope the turtle is doing well
That turtle looks like a mythical creature.
It looks like a chia pet I have.
Woah you got a heart after 2 years!
It does imagine it would be HUGE
You mean the giant island turtle?
Pokemon
Diver: "OH WISE TURTLE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS"
The Turtle: "MMM monkey"
* *proceeds to ascend* *
*monke
I want to like, but it has 69, so I can’t
@Ho Justin thank you
its oogway
"I used to be an adventurer, just like you... and then I got better! Hah!"
I just saw a that same turtle with plants growing on it a couple of days ago when I went fishing.
Turtle:
"Come here mortal, I shall share with you all the secrets of the galaxy."
ur mom gay
@@Acecer your dad lesbian
@@syve4172 well he said you were amazing in the bed ... i blame you for that.
your sister is lesbian
@@dread4337 youre an accident
The turtle looks like it has a quest for you
Another settlement needs your help
LOL
poor polar bear..
We could’ve used that turtle to tell us which settlements need our help!
I need more bred
The silencer people apparently never heard of a bullet jam and related possible collateral damages. But they came out unharmed, so lucky them.
That turtle has to be a real life Pokémon
Polar Bear: *poses for camera*
Photographer: *HISSSSSSSS*
Polar Bear: WHAT THE HELL MAN-
Lmao 😂😆😁 this needs more likes.....
Lol you are funny
The Kitty Cult 670th like
💀💀💀💀💀💀
No joke
The turtle is just
"Come closer, child, and hear my wisdom."
True
Master oogway
Ah yes
“Mmm, monke”
I think that turtle is capable of lego piece
“When the bear got too close” looks to me like the guy taking a photo of the polar bear does not want his photo taken, so maybe stop harassing him…
I'd probably die if I was a wildlife photographer, a tiger or grizzly would attack me and I'd just be petting it whilst it chewed my face off
Turtle: *"Jerrold? Jerrold is that you? IT HAS BEEN 66 MILLIONS YEARS MY SON"*
the camera man: 🎥 👁👄👁
7 years ago 4 years ago, understandable have a nice day
Lmaoo
Omg LOL XD.
I cracked up-
He probably saw the first world war
@@lzylay he probably saw the revolutionary war
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He carry an island on his bacc
I think he's descended from The Great Turtle that carries the world on its back.....
He looks Like Oogway.
Its a torterra
@@Kallikallikalli a underwater torterra
@@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 ooo i know that
1:51 Poor Racoon searching for food on his fluffy and chubby belly. Funny and cute!
0:03-0:23 // Diver : "This turtle is not a turtle, now this is what I call a great piece of grassy wet land. Amazing."
The turtle being found after all those years: There are no accidents
Sheeeeesh
Nah your right
Master oogway
Holy shit I got a heart
Congrats!!
*"Before we bended the elements, we bended the energies within ourselves."*
-That turtle, probably
"I will teach you techniques of your ancestors, that will chance how you see life and death, to show you what light can shine and what darkness can hide"
-the wise turtle
"There are no accidents."
-The Turtle,Art of War
“mm monke”
-That turtle, probably
Oh my gosh I love a good avatar reference
Sorry but lion turtles are extinct so that cant be him
It wasn’t a regular old turtle, look at those plants! That my friends is the rare baby lion turtle.
2:36 These cownose rays are so pretty to see when they're group together.
Yes it’s true, I am wiser then all of you humans.
Maybe if you would have posted this last year it would’ve got likes
True
Lololol 😂
That Really Old Turtle omg ur pfp 😂
Rushi Jaeger IKRRR LMFAO
Polar bear was like: chill bro it's just a prank look at the camera
darkhorse0404 underrated
Fellow melon dog.
@@goobiethicc5054 brother, we meet again
@@pisic9022 LMAO
You called me?
The turtle looks like a colossus from Shadow of the Colossus!
0:29 u cant tell me that that massive headland does not look like a alligator
I wonder how many historical events that turtle has unknowingly lived through
It wasn't unknowingly ........... It definitely knew , it just came to the diver like damn , I thought y'all were all ded
@@pacesucks7008 vietnam, world war 1&2
@@Khaos969 that species of turtle only lives up to about 40-50 years in the wild
@@quezmiz736 What species is it?
@@saviitrius it appears to be a snapping turtle
Tortoises(live on land) are the ones that live for years and years and years
2:10 *_GARFIELD?!_*
no its fieldgar
Indeed
Yeah he just chilling after a long day eating food
"Hi, John"
It is a br br Garfield (I am Brazillian XD)
Daily Dose never disappoints!!
Thanks man 😊
You know the turtle is old when theres vines and weed growing out of its shell.
This turtle look like about to say " My time has come"
Master no don't leave me
@@budliar3088 you will have to complete the journey without me... You have to believe....
I was about to say that. Bruh.
"There are no accidents."
@ImNot Kenシッツ
1) two weeks.
2) You are quite the cancer.
That photographer does not at all seem scared of that polar bear
Gerald Hopps showing that you’re not afraid, being aggressive, and trying to make yourself look bigger are pieces of advice I always find on sources about surviving bear encounters. That and punching them in the nose and face of all else fails.
That's the point. The polar bear can't know he's afraid.
He's probably a Slav
Lol
@@nekomuffin8918 true
2:04 "Is he asleep?"
"No, I think he's dead"
i REALLY want to know how old that turtle is, it looks like a mythical creature of infinite wisdom
the yoda of the ocean
turtles can live for more than a hundred years. some set the record at around 2 hundred. some studies suggest 4 to 5 hundred but this is debatable. a thousand is considered mythical by many cultures around the world, until this turtle was found
everyone's talking about the turtle, no one's talking about how the camera was filming a camera
😂
How
Wdym, IDC if you r/woosh me
FBI has entered the chat
Wait wha-
HOLYSHITE
Na that’s not a turtle it’s me coming out my room after 10 months
Me but in 18 years when my mom kicks me out
😂
WTFFF I am extremely confused: Why do I have so many fans on CZcams despite my being the unprettiest CZcamsr WORLDWIDE? Please answer my question, dear morggymoop
AxxL shut up you’re everywhere
AxxL that’s just how mafia works
0:27 That rock looks just like a giant croc.
"You think they heard us."
"nah i had my silencer on G"
Thats a friggen dinosaur
you rang
latonya ingram 😂😂😂
Its a toaster Didnt you read the title
Yes and his name is Phil
I think it's an alligator turtle but I can't see the shell well enough
That polar bear just wanted to bring him a Coke :(
Lmao
Aww poor polar bear all he wanted was a friend
@@muntahaabid7860 aww hell that man
With the way that bear was wiggling I think he wanted a belly rub.
@@zband9016 I think he did he was itchy
That Polar Bear looked small and young, mom probably kicked it out not too long ago. An older, larger Polar Bear, boar or sow, would’ve laughed in his face and charged back.
That dude was so chill near that polar bear
Dat turtle looks like he is saying “come closer,let my tell you a secret”
It's free real estate
@@-KillaWatt- fuck u
DomasW woah buddy calm down there
@@domas3970 CALM DOWN
LOL more like “hey there lil mama lemme whisper you in your ears”
0:28 is this just me or does the peninsula look like an aligator sleeping
I thought so too.
yup
Imagine it suddenly rises up and a long healthbar appears atop it
I didn't think that
bruh
Plant life: "Won't you DIE ALREADY?"
Turle: "n o"
That turtle know what the dog doing 🤣🤣🤣
1:44 when you making sure the Cockroach is dead.
Burn your house if the cockroach survives it.
Lemon Skit burn the earth
Lemon Skit burn the universe
well_ It's you again undrrated comment lmao
Lemon Skit yes of course
2:24
Eagle: *Swoops down toward the rabbit*
Rabbit: *SIKE*
Mr_JZA lol
The rabbit shouldve roundhouse kicked him in the face
Animal wars: The rise of cat walker
Mr_JZA I was like “what the..-“
@@brockdieng9629 why is that important
Man: **Runs towards polar bear**
Polar Bear: Oh, we’re playing tag? I love tag!! Your it!
not the “holy moley” in unison 💀
Polar bear - “Can I have a hug Hooman?”
Human - *”HSHHHHHH”*
Meh
Yeah a hug...
@@Skitteryhurdle5 You don't get it, right?
Chickin Who Makes Video’s bear: OH SHOOT
*KSS KSS KSS KSS
2:05 that’s not just any cat, *THATS GARFIELD.*
i hate mondays and i love lasagna
@@cyberNinja69477 i hate lasagna
Brazil
@@danilorm2402 the narrator said: "this man from brazil and this cat"
@@danilorm2402 you: "ah yes brazilian are dumb that cant speak english"
The turtle looked like a overaged water sloth
That looks like a snapping turtle with grass on it
2:05 Now that's the true definition of SWAG
Garfield the cat
That cat makes me want a cat...
@ZniperShaf no1 cares if your first
BRASIL PORRA
Se for postar isso no suddenlycaralho
Me coloca ao lado de ednaldo pereira, nosso mestre.
drip
Bro its obviously the lion turtle from avatar
I agree completely!! Someone insulted it by calling it something from rick and morty can you believe it!
That was what i think lmao😂
Rainee Holmes I’m pretty sure the thing from rick and Morty was a tortoise tho
OH MY GOSH I LOVED AVATAR I WISH I COULD BRING IT BACK =((
It got canceled in 2006 :(
Polar bear: Can I see my pic?
Human: RAWRRR
"turtle, do you have any wise words to say?"
*"Mmm monke"*
That must be the original turtle of "The never ending story"
Turtle: ACHOOOO- what did you say
Or from ATLA
That turtle remind me of Master Oogway
I watched the never ending story as a kid I was disappointed it ended
The neverending stoorEeEeeeeEE badada bada...
Did the diver find the turtle, or did the turtle find the diver? looks like the turtle found the diver to me!
Wait is this the real yumi cuz if u are im a big fan and love ur tryhardness in rainbow 7 hacks
the check by his name means he is. Super cool to see ya here dude I’m a fan!
Cob is funnier
yumi¿
naw dawg the turtle was waiting for the diver
1:49 I was laughing all day because it seems that the tube of the silencer turns violently towards the camera to shoot it
The turtle may be old, but happy :) and that’s what matters!
That's that turtle from Kung Fu Panda
Neat52 master oogway
@@themidgetking4326 yup
Master oogway
battlehard 3 yup...
Oogway died tho
Turtle: I remember when CZcams didn't have 2 ads, those were the times
I watched whole video..but no ads
@@HmYeti3704 it's the turtle's blessing he/she bestowed upon this video
UNDERRATED LMAOO
सुशिल बस्नेत Ads only appear when you started a video and 10 minutes long video(I guess?)
@@OfficerReds now we get 2 ads in a row but before it was only one ad in a row damn those were the good old days
That turtle knows all the answers to all the questions.
That silencer was amazing. I literally couldn’t hear a sound from that gun. An air soft pistol would be way louder.
2:19 The new Garfield movie looking great!
lol
He's going to make transactions with lasagna
U funy
Jon give lasaga
Jon gon give some bitch Lasagna 👌
Watching since 2015,
Never Dissapointed
or clickbaited.. 👍
The only channel with zero clickbait and we don't even have to wait to watch the clip in the thumbnail. I seriously love this dude. #NoHomo
@@iAjayIND exactly, and he doesn't make any money from these clips...
@StarrySky 👌
@Aunty Agony ThiS is Maurice TOP COMMENT !! Totally agree.
Ajay Indapure the no homo wasn’t necessary
Photographer: I have invaded your home and am taking unwanted pictures of you.
Also photographer: get away from me why are you getting so close to me.
When the camera man was making the polar bear stay back It genuinely looked like when a roadman pretended to run after you.
Old Turtle: "In the era before the Avatar..."
That diver is gonna become the Avatar.
@Ray Avila he using charkra
Do you guys like korra
@SirPandaFluff i feel like they should make korra not cannon and retry again idk
2:05 Garfield 👌🏼
Lol ikr
*lasaga*
xD
he cool too
Hey me my lasagna now
Turtle could live hundred years and that turtle, was pretty sure living his best life.
Sometimes confidence is the only self-defense you need against animals.
That turtle has the eco system on its back lmao
We have ecosystems in our guts!
It's an underwater Torterra ( Pokemon )
It’s Maturin, the turtle from Steven King’s book
found it after 1 hour tho
hewwo.
0:43, the long lost infinity stone no one knows about 😂
Fancy Diamond yes
@@Peofifkfofijfkfocicjckclcicj NO
*Fades away while walking with bears*
@@Peofifkfofijfkfocicjckclcicj LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Ayyy I was ur 200th like
You can do that to a Polar Bear cub, but it's a good thing mummy wasn't around.