Crab Kidnaps A Jellyfish
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Mr. Krabs catching jellyfish to protect his money
lol
😂😂😂
LMFAO
LOL I’M DYING 😂
Yarr spongebob Me boy I've killed a family of eight and are on the run from the police
The crab was just carrying his drunk buddy home from the party, that's all.
Haha
Homies dont let homies be vulnerable when drunk
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rakiya party always has drunk friends LOL
Xome on buddy, gotta take you home before you have a hangover.
Crab: *puts on jellyfish*
+99 Armour
+5 Charisma
-5 Agility
xd Th3Beast?
it’s a fallout thing
+Thorns II
DnD
+10000 stealth
0:30 The backstory to that video is actually really sweet. A friend of the two women had passed away, but before she did, she said that if she ever came back to them, she'd come as a Cardinal.
The rest is history
Wow what a great story tysm for telling me!!
I got a feeling that's what it was. Don't no cardinal just land on you
My heart melt that is so sweet
Omg...that’s so sweet. 🥲
Beautiful
Crab: *holds jellyfish on head*
Turtle: double kill
A jelly and crabbutter sandwich
Jelly fish just swimming around the ocean.
Crab: *Its Free Real Estate*
Lmao so damn funny
666th like. Please take a moment and send a scream to our Lord and Savior, Lucifer.
Winner of the internet 06/08/19
It’s free moneeeeyyy
Life insurance
Jelly : "umm...sir?"
Crab : "just shut up"
Crab: *Snatch*
🐙:umm...sir?
🦀:just shut up.
SHUT
The f
carl
It looked cool as hell when the fire crackers floated into the submarine, and blew it up from the inside.
It was kinda like an action movie or something lmao
Yea he put alot of effort into that
That was from a video by a youtuber named Peter Sripol, he makes a lot of cool goofy things
It kinda looked like pearl harbor.
I thought the effects were cool.
the elder ladies with the cardnal is extra special bc their friend passed and said shed visit them as a cardnal. honestly creepy af, but wholesome.
In Buddhism, such things are normal, that could be regular reincarnation, when mind are attached to each other through love or halted, it will create a bound and the bound comes to life and can be expressed in any shapes which cannot be measure with regular analysis...for example, there is story of a monk who love brushing his teeth in a bush days by days, nowhere else, he is interested in that bush so much that when he dies, he becomes a single worm which is born living there...so the bound is not only between human and human, but also human and things on earth
Nah it ain't creppy for me. In my country there's a belief that dead relatives visit their families in the form of a moth/black butterfly, so when moths "visit" the house, my parents tell us not to kill it since it's a family member...
@@hugnboba I would say "thats not real" and kill the mood but Im not gonna do it
@@poffydaisy5134 but you literally just did
Not really creepy but delusional for me. There are so many people living around ne who have sane ideologies because of their religion's my country has almost literally every religion in the world.
The woman's facial expression when the bird flies back and lands on her shoulder is priceless. Her happiness made me happy
😄
Me too, its so cute
So wholesome
The woman's facial expression when the bird flies back and lands on her shoulder is priceless. Her happiness made me happy.
doubt it
Jelly fish: *Swimming peacefully*
Crab: *kidnaps*
Also crab: H A T
Keyword: DEAD
@Godon Gurando is another T-800 OK nah it was hat
@Godon Gurando is another T-800 OK
Crab: *Y A N K E E*
@@redhatpat
Crab: *WITH NO BRIM*
No, WIG
I’m sure that Golden Retriever just went “What the Duck!”
😂😂😂
You're going to be a master at Dad jokes in no time.
If you're from Hungary you should be Russian to Turkey and don't forget Greece. Iran on that one.
Jellyfish: I can protect myself using my sting
Crab: 💡
jellyfish shield
The elderly lady is a princess. She was chosen by the bird
birb
Some actually say that cardinals are people who have passed away coming back to visit
I eat birds
tech exactly
@@NyrixDerg that creeps me out a little ngl
3:13
real footage of me running back from the kitchen.
It match perfectly with your icon jajajaja
This needs to be pinned
Panic loves The disco Cute😂😂
Omg that was meeeeeeeee😂😂😂😂
You're a ferret?
That log bending process looked dangerous af
It's actually not a log at all. It looks to me like LVL. Layers of wood laminated together, it's easily bent and quite strong.
@@ItzCoopzFtw Yes, but if that chinese made cable on that boat winch snaps, 3 people are going to the hospital. The only one who's safe is the guy in the middle.
@@ItzCoopzFtw Yep. It's definitely sliced into boards and the glue is still wet, acting as a lubricant to let them move independently around the radius. The stair-stepped end would have been even before the bending started.
the snail looks like a hamster when it eats the carrot, and its kind of cute.
Yup
A giant grasshopper eating a wart looks the same.
@@itzamia So does your mom
__Alpha Male Qualities__
2018: Six pack-abs, money, lots of women
2019: Ripped Neck
Brant dats not for neck That is for Double chin reducing i want one honestly
Alpha Male ? Only women were using this ...
I know a certain lady that could use the neck machine.
That product is made by men to secretly train the women to give better blowjobs. The patriarchy strikes again smh...
That product is useless bullshit, if you want a wider/more muscular neck just do fucking neck curls by putting weight on your forehead
Elephant: Im the smartest animal
Crab: HolD My jEllY fIsH
Well he aint that bright if hes not holding the jelly fish
Dumb Dude ow
I read this in a Mr.Krabs accent
Nobody has ever thought elephants were the smartest animal
The Jellyfish embodies the "This is fine." meme perfectly
That must be the most chill jellyfish in the history of chill
Well jellyfish are stupid
@@rileywhalen6554 That implies they have the capacity to not be stupid, which they do not.
Gets around a lot faster too!
Thanks crab!
The woman with the cardinal was so cute! Especially when the cardinal came back and the other person said; “it likes you honey!” 🥺🥺
Crab: **walks around with Jellyfish as a hat**
Met Gala: 👁️👄👁️
Bro 😂😂😂
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
ok knell? 👀 seadsoftwear you
Jelly Fish: EXIST
Mr Krabs: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
Where are you five year olds getting that from? I've seen several of these comments from wankers who don't know that other wankers are posting the comment, and some of the wankers are practically copying and pasting it from other wanker's comments as wankers tend to do. I gather that the comment is drawn from a show that is popular among wankers.
Abraham Stinkin are you having a stroke?
@@swarley2500 i think he is
Stop making this same joke, I swear every comment nowadays is this same copy and paste , it's not funny, your joke is boring, doesn't make sense. Stop.
ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG
The duck was like: "Veni vidi vici"
Jellyfish: where are you taking me man??
Crab: just shut up and come with me.
Added wholesomeness for that bird that wouldn’t leave; those women had recently lost a loved one who adored cardinal birds, and the loved one had said she would send one after she passed away, so some might take it as a sign! ❤️
joonie tunes I heard about a story who lost someone that loved birds and that person who lost the life reincarnated as a bird and gave signs, I can vividly remember, lol.
joonie tunes whered you find this info?
@@dreariersolid6913 wow tht amzing and i ask why so many people use tht profile picture? Who r in the pic btw
joonie tunes That is heart wrenching if true.
Just watched it again and that story doesn’t seem to match their facial expressions.
Bird: *stays*
Husband: "He likes you honey!"
10 seconds later: *bird flies away*
"Giant African Snail eating a carrot"
Aw what a cute squirrel
..
...
_Wait a minute-_
Jellyfish: NOOOOO I AM NOT A HAT
Crab: You are if I say you are. Shut up and look fabulous, I got a date.
Lol
Can i destroy the 69 likes?
Hats, Becky likes hats.
Click click
Hahah. You made me lmao.
Lol
That duck standing on that dog was the single most greatest thing I’ve ever seen...
It was a "Who runs the world? Duck" kind of moment.
Duck hunt
The 🦀 was for me
Friggin Duck Hunt IRL
New to youtube?
That LEGO sub was actually super cool. That’s essentially what depth charges are just bigger and more powerful
2:55 If that ratchet strap breaks its gonna kill those guys when log comes back and hits them.
they have yet to learn.
Bruh
But the strap was not the only thing holding it in place, and the strap would need to be worn at one point to a noticeable extent that would be discovered upon a thorough, routine inspection.
@@nicholastrudeau7581 you have to much faith in straps. See load limits here on CZcams for your interest and the mechanism can fail at any time, particularly junk made in china.
Well, it's not that, it's that I would think that those involved would have confirmed the strap's capabilities before using it.
If they didn't, and it doesn't have what it takes to do what they are asking, then sure! You're right!
So, it seems that you know for a fact that it wouldn't?
Duck:
"I came, I saw, I conquered"
I balled
"I conquered, I saw, I came."
Slugs look delicious
Most importantly "he came".
@@Nadielumi Dats a duck, not a goose nor chicken
I usually watch your videos 2-3 times to fully take it all in.
But I never watch it 5 times to avoid overdosing on internet.
BEST PUN EVER!
I overdosed on internet once, it resulted in me going into 4chan. I managed to get out before i succumbed to the neckbeard virus but im okay now.
VbgVbg 113 nice one!
i usally watch 10 video
is that bad
I was actually wondering what would happen if you put asterisks in your name if it would make you *do* this and as I'm thinking it I come across your comment and I'm at awe
OMG! The two ladies with the cardinal was so sweet. They made my day! The joy on their faces was priceless! ❤🤗❤🤗❤
It's actually good for both of them.
The crab gets a protection for the exchange jellyfish gets the rest if the food since it's hard for them to find some.
crab: **puts jellyfish on head**
sneak 100
Teirzoo reference?
@@plantgang8738 Skyrim
FvX Gaming and fallout
Rowen Dzruia actually I would say *BLOCK* 100
OK.. So that bird releasing video was one of the most wholesome things I saw today
The way the women looked at each other when the bird flew back to them cleared my skin tbh
Don’t get mad at me, but I had to kill the same type of bird in red dead redemption 2 to finish my dream catcher clothing set. Killed like 100 other birds in the process. Yeah....
André Bjerke Arthur Morgan is the most underappreciated hero
Just a random thought....
It gave me the fattest boner lol
@@TheCoquifrog I think you should see a doctor
3:15 i love the "OH SHIT" he gives.
The bird returning and the pure joy that came from them was amazing.
Krab: I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine!
Blueberry Cyanide oml 😂😂
Lol
JellyFish: *DiD yOu AsSuMe My GeNdEr?*
Nemo
I read this in Mr. Crabs voice 😧
Medieval Knights: We have the best armour known to man!
Crab: Think again, fool
Captain America: I have a shield that can only break from cosmic powers.
Crab: I have a frickin JELLYFISH.
Yeah the have the best armor known to “man” not know to crab. R/wooooosh me...
For someone I read *think again fool* in the voice of plankton
Crab: **discovers jellyfish had stingers to protect themselves so he wears the jellyfish*
Also crab: *"Sometimes, my genius is almost frightening"*
2:00 I've heard of people getting into bad accidents while letting their "self-driving" car drive while they sleep. This guy is asking for a world of hurt.
Jellyfish: **blub blub** “what a nice day”
Crab: **click clack** “yoink!”
You made my day, thanks.👍
Jarod Holleman
You just made mine!
Thank you so much!
Have a nice rest of your day,
And stay safe!
@@arwen-_-E.M.P. np, and thanks👍
Jarod Holleman
Sorry I didn’t reply...
I have absolutely no idea how
To respond to thanks.
But I do hope you enjoy your Easter!
@@arwen-_-E.M.P. hahaha its fine. Happy easter!!
The crab was like "Bro this will work trust me"
"Bro HELL no im not going on ur head"
"TRUST"
"ME"
the jeelyfish after the crab put him on his head: 👁👄👁
@@karen.s3280 much more the jellyfish trying to eat the crab...
How did the crab keep it there. ? Hard to see it all, maybe with it's other legs or a claw? However it was, it was a brilliant plan !
"Hit!"
"Hit!"
"I sank your ship!"
"Nuh-uh!"
Me: *sees the snail*
Also me: This is why I am never going to Africa.
It's cute
You should see austrailia's one oh boy
Oh don't worry, they can give you nearly mortal parasites, but it's unlikely...
To me he’s pretty adorable lol
Snails like that are common in tropical areas. I was in Singapore some years ago, and mind you, the city of Singapore is about as urbanized as you can get ... I was waiting at a bus stop and out crawls a snail the size of my size 12 shoes !!
Jellyfish: *Exists*
Crab: Hippity, Hoppity! _You’re now my property!_
Jellyfish: *Exists*
Crab: clippity clappity youre now my security
He got jelly jacked.
Super Steazy hahahaha youre so fucking funny
Lmao 😂
I think the you're missing a line from the meme
0:52 the warmth shown between these two lovely ladies is something to admire. I hope I find a close friend to enjoy the older years with. Seeing this makes the world feel a little bit better.
Crab with the jellyfish belike: *My goals are beyond your understandings*
Crab has a Diamond Chestplate with an enchantment of Thorns III
Thorns III
Thorns 999
Nice one 😂
He has blast protection in case of someone drops those firecrackers on him.
*omg genius*😂😂😂😂
Can we appreciate the pure bird chilling with those ladies?
Your Android Connor one of them was male
Hi my name is Connor, i am the Android sent by cyber life
I L❤️VE that. Been wishing for years to make friends with a bird. 🐦
So if that's a pure bird what is an unpure bird
The joy when it flew onto her shoulder
Jellyfish: yo can you let go of me bro!?!
Crab: shut up you're my hat...hats don't speak
The best part is, considering they pretty much rely on things drifting into their mouths anyways, it's really not harming the jellyfish all that much.
*captain America uses his shield for protection.....
Crab: *HoLd mY ShEL*
😐
no no no
Captain America: *Uses shield made of Vibranium, Proto Adamantium, and Steel alloy for protection*
Crab: *uSeS a FuCkInG jElLyFiSh*
Romar Halasan 😶😬
@@savagebeastxl9670 ROFL
@@savagebeastxl9670 R/wooosh!
1:00 Rare footage of Royal Navy dropping depth charges on German U-Boat (Circa, 1942) *(Colorized)*
That’s what caused WW2 just backwards
Hey u stole it boi
#DDM
Yes! I was waiting for this comment!
You mean... this: czcams.com/video/MimdpQJmCfM/video.html
2:24 I got so happy when seeing this! Why? I am an African snail owner! And I just love their little cute faces! 😩
Been watching for about 5 years. This popped into the feed - seems like new stuff. Either the overlords at yt deleted my like or I missed one to my sorrow then and joy now. Thanks for the smiles and wonder. Cheers.
I have however subscribed three times ??? . . .
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He got a duck on his bacc.
ducc on da bacc, crab is attacc, submarine unstacc
Ducc*
@@flamee2089 Dicc
This meme again?
why did that part come up
Dog:*sleeps*
Duck:*Asserts dominance by standing on doggo*
If that strap ever breaks those guys pushing the logs are going to fly backwards in a big way.
The woman would be crushed against the frame she is stood in. The man in middle is the safest, but I wouldn't want be there if that cable snaps.
Me sleeping;
My mom and dad walking in: 1:21
Mr. Krabs took up jellyfishing after all.
Seth M. No
It’s called a carrier crab 🦀 They do the same thing with sea urchins
tre azad yes
mOrE
Crabbity crobbity you're now my property.
*scuttles off into the sunset with newfound jellyfish shield*
*Law and order sound effect*
*oh no the jelly fish is a feminist*
*she's going to sue the crab for sexsual assault*
*_CLICKITY CLACKITY YOU’RE NOW MY PROPERTY_*
xD
_SHEILD 100_
The jellyfish hat is actually pretty genius because when a predator approaches the jellyfish stings him
I love your videos I wish that you can find more amazing videos on the internet!
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he have thicc jellyfish on his bacc
DAMNJT I JUST WROTE THAT!!!
I thought it said squid
This meme is ded
Saddle is attached
Move over Shakespeare, the crab clan is here
2:07 the way he said “it’s supposed to make your neck absolute ripped” is so funny😂😂
i bet the product came from japan
We all know what its really for. Her neck game is gonna be hella strong
lt's absolutely but ok
@@kimbaldun nah most of these things are from USA
The guy who created it is Hutton Miller, for anyone who cares
I love your videos man, nice job.
" it was supposed to make your neck absolutely ripped" 🤣
Rare footage of Mr. Krabs taking jellyfish for his jelly patties
Unnamed Wolf he’s going back to old habits😂
exactly what i thought 😂😂😂😂
Except he told Spongebob to do that job.
This is literally the sponge bob episode where Mr. Krab takes jelly fish to his factory to make jelly patties irl
Underated comment.
🤣👍 no wonder it's so familiar
And that was when the MOAR. Krabs meme was created.
That was messed up episode
NAHHHH ITS NOT REAL LIFE
I love the way when snails eat, they get thoes droopy eyes. Its so cute lol
Love the ferret at the end. Looks like a classic sort of heist they do.
*Title* : Crab Kidnaps A Jellyfish
*Spongebob* : That one episode where Mr. Krabs kidnaps a lot of jellyfishes
Yeah for their jam
@@eliyamatar210 I think you mean their jelly.
Dang what episode did he say that?
Dank Ghost Bear jellyfish hunter
The crab acting like the jellyfish is his new shell is like that video of a squirrel trying to bury nuts into the hood of a car
"weird new product that's supposed to make your neck ripped"
**shows five smiling women who thought this was a beauty product commercial**
It has side affects. Kira aged 38 looked about 58.
Does the Neckline Slimmer product really work?
Those two old women with the bird was the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all week
That quest item that is wearable so you keep it:
*You obtained: Jellyfish Hat*
+5 to defense, constitution, and luck, special attribute, Seaborne Camouflage: harder to detect underwater
New hat *TF2 intro in the background*
Crab playing Fallout and found a legendary jellyfish. Defeating the jellyfish he gets: +3 perception, +2 charisma, +3 luck and +50% armour.
Turtles: I didn't see no bell
Crab: Uses jellyfish to protect itself.
DEFENCE 100
"TORPEDO INCOMING TORPEDO INCOM-"
*legos exploding*
Torpedo? More like depth charge
That is not a protection move on the part of the crab. That is a fashion statement.
P.S. I LOVE the cardinal ladies! ❤️
How would ada cran
It uses the jelly fish to attract female crab. Right?
1000th
he got drip
200 IQ level plays: crab edition
aaa 200 likes edition
Many animals are smarter than humans. Still we treat them like vegetables.
Oh well 408
Mr. Krabs: “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
Now that's what you called a tentacled living armor.
2:24
He prottecc
He attac
But most importantly, he has his carrot snacc
SNACC
he looks like a ballsacc
Copied
@@iibxbble9531 what
Derp Boy who copied who
Mr. Krabs is finally bonding with Spongebob and Patrick in the jellyfish fields.
Its mr. Krabs kidnapping jellyfish so he could make Jelly Patty.
@@vanjaarsic1616 Oh my god you're right i forgot about that episode
"Humans are one of the only species that can use tools"
Crab: "Hold my jellyfish"
Jellyfish: Can I have my free candy now?
Crab: SHUT UP AND STAY PUT
Mr. Krabs: *MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS*
1:01 German U-Boat sunk by allies sea mines 1944 (colorized)
Darn. Beat me to it.
Battle Class Destroyer HMAS Anzac dropping depth charges on German U-boat (1943 colourised)
The crab: "I got a jellyfish, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"
The crab:
Dream when he’s on one heart
Player Type: crustacean
Level: 99
Attack: Snipper Snap - 200 dmg
Defence: 30
Armor: Jellyfish - 10 armor + Paralyzing Sting + Imposing Look
Intelligence: 399
yes sir xD
ONLY 399
HP: 699
3:14
Actual footage of me emerging from my room after 3 days to get snacks
JackWPC you must be a smort ferret then.
It's a joke Benjamin
Captain Firepower your fucked it up
I didn't know your a ferret that can type
*coloured*
0:25, c'mon man, one more flip to the bottom! But seriously, perfect timing over the edge, mad props.
"Hey bud.. whatchu got there in your shell"
"Nobody ask questions"
MR. KRABS NO!!
DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU KIDNAPPED ALL THE JELLYFISH?!?!
Spongebob: *How many times do we have to teach you old man*
JELLY
Skoaakaosn u reminded me from this ep akaosksos
Ima leave it at 666
@@thinkberry77isveryhot26 I'm not lol
I never ever thought that I had to see a Crab kidnapp a Jellyfish. But I'm not complaining