Whales That Work For The Government
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STEALING MY OWNERS CAMERA FOR MY VLOG (GONE WRONG) | Episode 298
Tobias :P yeah just delete that
Nacho Josh *DON’T WATCH AT 3am*
David Dobrik...xD
(IMPREGNATED CAMERA) (GOT AN F ON A MATH TEST) (MOTO MOTO LIKES ME)
CAPS AHHHHH!!! 😂 😂
FBI OPEN UP!!
*_*Whale crashes through window_**
Aephesilon lmfao
Underrated comment 😂🙌🏼
Thanks man, that made me laugh
*KGB
Lol can happen if the dolphin is covered in water edibles
*This is Agent Orca of the F.S.I We're on the chase of a dolphin suspected to be hoarding pufferfish*
Anime Withered Toy Freddy 1987 XD
this is what i imagine what they were training whales and dolphins for
Lol pufferfish is the equivalent of weed for dolphins after all
Wait- it's a beluga tho
r/wooshhh me if you'd like
Anime Withered Toy Freddy 1987 its a beluga whale
"ey. Got the goods?"
"Fo' sure Man. Lemme see the money"
*Water sounds*
"SHIT! DOLPHINS!"
Lmao this is underrated
This is funny.
@@wheatley7083 i think people doesn't get the joke lol
@@Slimmy21 Are they talking about.. dxugs?
@@flowerx8973 yes, imagine some guys tryna sell some goods, and the police shows up. Instead it's dolphins
That dog who stole the camera is like a professional parkourist
Have you ever seen a dog with the zoomies? This is an every day thing for my dog lol.
@@Shredderof_POWDA zoomies, what’s that?
@@some1behindthescreen535 the unexplainable need to run around at high speeds for no particular reason. This can happen at any time of day or night.
@@coacobird lol it happens with my cousins cat but mainly late at night
Ya my dog does that and then when he gets downstairs he runs like 40mph lol
2:30 that’s just Google protecting us from End Game spoilers
But if you press the gauntlet again all the links will come back
@@whyisthisathing2758 Yep The Time Stone Does The Job
Wikipedia has all the spoilers.
@@Perktube1 Yay I Love Spoilers (Sarcasm)
Thank you so much google
Do you ever start an international conflict by removing a dolphin harness
Heavily underrated comment
I have
Geo Dude same
Whale*
Everyday
Fun fact: The spy whale's name is Hvaldimir a combination of the Norwegian word for whale and Vladimir.
He is also a spy in Ukraine(no joke i hope people in Ukraine survive)
@@SexLuthor nah bro, we’re good. We are winning only because whales are on our side :)
@@rodionzaburmekha7013 NICE
@@rodionzaburmekha7013you are winning? If yes so what's the cost?
I wonder who’s just got a tub of liquid Mercury lying around and decides hey you know I always wanted to make an anvil float
Good ol' Cody from Cody's Lab.
He also stood on top of the mercury in the tub :>
@@Kenionatus Yeah, didn't his dad work at a Mercury factory or something?
@@king_mithrix350 mercury mine
Well, they probably either heard of it or knew that it would float and decided to test it out.
Probably not random...
*Thanos snaps fingers*
Perfectly balanced as all google searches should be.
Thanos did it he wipe 50% of my google history
If you want to get rid of your google searches you know what to do...
*snaps all the ads away
@@ZArtifiziert lol
I saw this post right after the thanos one
The next video will be about government that work for the whales
Hoytuxjzkdicic
Oh dear
I HOPE SO 🤣
When you're early and try to think of a joke but it turns out as shitty
@Slic Clic wtf so true hahaha XD
Imagine chilling in a kayak(or whatever they were in) and a Russian trained beluga whale just rolls up
You try pet it and it pulls some of that speznaz shit on you
@@npc6817 exactly. And you’re never found again
I don't have to imagine it it's in a video
@@eglol No, that's not in the video. Western media bull**** never ceases to amaze🤣
OHHH. It's in _A_ video, not this one. Easy confusion.@@mottedreissig7874
For anyone curious about the ruler:
This is called a rolling shutter artifact. Your phone's camera sensor scans pixels from top to bottom. This happens very fast, but if there's a fast-moving object (like a wiggling ruler) it'll distort with a "jello" effect.
what i learned from this video: dolphins work for the government and thanos is skynet
and that dogs are making vlogs
and hogs makes clogs
and that if we ever go to a planet with liquid mercury oceans, we need iron boats
Beluga whale
Beluga whale
What if the government used..
*Navy seals?*
CringeFire9 [HELP ME I CANT CHANGE MY PFP] lmao bruh
Believe it or not but they actually are training navy seals
*message from iluminati* STAY RIGHT THERE
Look up "russian navy seals" it is mostly for an audience but they can disable mines and salute.
This Joke is terrible, i love it
3:20 the dog looks like the pea guy from plants vs zombies
Penis shooter
OOPS AUTO CORRECT
@@bhhhhhhhhhyes8036 AYO
@@bhhhhhhhhhyes8036 LMAO NOT PP SHOOTER
LMAO
3:06 wow thats a cool effect
"It will only work if you record vertically"
" *HELL NAH* "
He protecc
He attacc
Bus most importantly
He won’t give you your camera bacc
L-O-L-I
Is this legal?
*Bus*
"The dog holding the cam was the best one for me" ☺️ "Local potato happy today"
1:17
So is no one gonna talk about this?
Exactly it was soo cool😎!
@@joshuapere997 exactly
Exactly
I have seen to many stunts in youtube this no longer surprise me
@@Itsbully06 can you stop blocking the halls all the time :V
Aliens: let's see how Earth is doing
Dolpihns working for the goverment
Aliens:....... *SPEECHLESS*
Speechless*
have you seen/read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?^^
@@MSRooky350z read it
Suprise pikachu face
Russians had dolphins trained to swim alongisde submarines with bombs attached to them. They also tried that with dogs and tanks but the dogs would get scared of the tanks and then run back in the trench detonating there xd
The dog stealing the camera is the best thing ive seen in a long time
Yo whats up hooman welcome to my face reveal
I love the pure excitement and joy in the dogs eyes.
This is the only guy who when he says "hope u learned something new" that I actually learned something new
Whale for the military? As far as i know, it's SEAL for the military.
AHHHHHHHHH
Team Whale Six
Alvin Mulia badum dum!
but what kind of military purposes?😳
Flex seal
“In America you track dolphins”
IN SOVIET RUSSIA “DOLPHIN TRACK YOU!”
Normie
@@08bonnsa bruh
Top quality comment
I unintentionally read the last line with a Russian accent... how funny...
@@cevs3123 I meaaaaaan 😂 If thats not how we all read we shouldnt
“Probably trained by Russians”
*Soviet anthem plays*
First pigeons and know russian whale.
Whats next :0
@@elainad6728 f i s h
@@SilverHatPebble99 dawgs
@@dabreadman9677 plankton
Overused joke 😐
1:26
DOG: I will do Vlogging, nobody can stop me!
Jake Paul: I’m the king of VLOG
Dog: Hold My leash
lel
KeK
Who let the dogs out?!!
it me m yt stop you fckn furry
@@colorfulgoats1999 I'm not a furry😭
No one gonna talk about the fact that the skier pulled off a double high five while doing some crazy spinnie flip?!
Yeah but have you heard the beluga whales work for Russian goverment?
I wonder how he stops moving if he lands backwards at that speed
No one gonna mention how Superman came up when he searched thanos?!
@@dipperz no one gonna mention that trampoline flippy thing?
“Crazy spinnie flip” -Good Vibes
"sued for destruction of government property"
3:18 OMG just realized that its *Dalgom and Lisa* 😂
Yes...
That Thanos Easter Egg was quite amazing
I tried it
Well done google
Infinitive Masti 007 yea I tried it it was amazing
Infinitive Masti 007 same it’s really cool then you just have to press it again and they come back
Look up askew
Same
And half of the searches disappear
*_And here I thought the squirrels were working for the government._*
Phinehas Maximus No, no, the squirrels are our rulers. Just don't let on that you can understand them.
@@XalphYT or else you have to pack all your shit up and move to a new reality
The birds are too
Givernment surveillance drones
Oh crap you guys noticed to?
Lol
HE'S A FULLY-AQUATIC, AIR-BREATHING MAMMAL OF ACTION
Whale: Target spotted i repeat TARGET SPOTTED!
Whale: * pulls out ak-47 *
Whale: для матери России!
😂
This is some heiroglyphics shit
Cyka blyat
@SpotGold acrylic lmfao
Cuka blayad
Thumbnail: *My mom persuading me to get out of bed for school*
This needs more likes😂
😂😂😂
You made my day a lot more than a little better thanks I watch one of your videos before I go to sleep every night and I just sleep better so thank you so much
1:19 That's a weird looking Kangaroo
More like using whales for military porpoises 😂
'snap'
Get out...
Get out. Go home.
very clever. I wish i wrote that tbh
Omg ur so clever!
Just imagine a dolphin speaking Russian, holding a Degtyaryov Machine Gun in one hand and Vodka on the other and kicking your door open ON LAND
Edit: Boom. New Gun
@RealSeif 47 and starts to spray
In Russia, fish find you.
YES except id be a Kalashnikov
InferniX Dragneel i don’t see any hands here
AR? AK!
You missed you chance to say “They used dolphins and whales for military porpoises” 🤣🤣
Legend has it that dog is still running away from its owner with the camera too this day
Legend also says dog is famous from his vlogs.
1980: we'll have flying cars in the future
Future: horse drifting
Wow! I never knew that an old meme would get so many likes thanks!
And have a good day
and spy whales
That's more like a wheelie.
@@levesteM the horse drifting is probably older than 1980 :P
Even better
Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo overused joke so it’s not even funny
Girlfriend: “What do you do?”
Me: “It’s complicated...”
1:17
Me: get uder me and spread out your legs at 1, 2,
isn't he diving into
well...
Honestly, I would be instant friends with someone who experiments with an iron anvil floating on liquid mercury.
Dog: wassup guys this is my first time blogging while being chased by a hooman
humans: aww cute
beluga: **pulls out silenced glock, earpiece and sunglasses**
you mean makarov
Who else actually searched up Thanos on google
...i am guilty
I also did.....IT WORKS
Saaaame
dident work for me
@@communistcat6497 u have to click the gantlet
@@blobblob9612 i did i dont think it works on mobile
2:31 You can also search Diwali and pick up that Diya and light all other Diyas.
Any living creatures: **exist**
Russia: "Do you want to be weaponized?"
Horse: *fails to fall*
Physics: Am I a joke to you?
The dog stealing the camera adds a whole new prospective on lifel
He's making a vlog to dogTube
Life*
Literally, it litteraly shows the perspective of if you were being helt by a dog.
The harnesses (at least t he american, US navy,) for marine mammals have a zinc buckle, that will disintegrate within 24hrs. So if the dolphin or sea lion swims away, they don’t risk getting entangled somewhere. (The us treats their marine mammals extremely well ❤)
They need to go up to the surface for air probably well before 24 hours
That dog one really got me with the camera 🤣
Watched Aquaman movie today, and suddenly there is news about whale with harness.
चौकीदार झोरो omo your name🤣
@@asmitashrestha6257 omg your name. You must be sad
Same😂
@@asmitashrestha6257 weeb
Very moist
0:39 when you reach level 2 bonding with your horse on Red Dead Redemption 2
or full bonding with D-Horse in MGSV
True
Lord Dracula me
Level 3 bonding
@@AstralqueEpoch level 2 for me R* game is messed up lol
"You can't do a wheelie while braking"
Horse: hold my saddle
I actually saw navy dolphins in the San Diego bay being trained! It’s so interesting to watch because they can leave at any time, but they choose to stay and be trained.
*_FBI OPEN UP_*
Don’t make me knock down this door
Please I have no hands please open it
Ur not funny
@@_.rrf31ix 30 people do not agree with your opinion
@@@_.rrf31ixi think its funny.
@@_.rrf31ix He meant that whale, idiot...
Raul Ruiz you probably liked ur own comment because who else would do it
If we fill oceans with mercury ı can use my fridge as boat
PotG - You'll float ! But once that Mercury goes into your body when u fall into it... YOU'LL SIMPLY DIE.....NO MATTER WHAT!
Underrated comment!! 😂
@@Lyf4rMusic It's certainly not good for you, but elemental mercury isn't as bad as you seem to think.
@@Lyf4rMusic people have drank mercury without dying. It's dangerous but not as dangerous as people make it out to be. You won't die instantly, it'll take a long time for the effects to take place.
Let’s start a petition
Man : it’s just a whale, whale: stupid human I’m a spy
Whale was like, "What's good homies"
No One:
Literally Not a Soul:
Horse: turns at a 90 degree angle
Physics: Am I a Joke to You?
That was crazy!
@@deprofundis3293 that's called horse abuse 😧
@@lottepepplinkhuizen9220 Shut the fuck up, pussy
@@klondike3112 sorry that your to naive to see the pain that gorse went threw 🤔🤔
@@lottepepplinkhuizen9220 The horse wasn't injured. I don't see why you're whining about this.
I’ve spotted the humans
Cyka blyat he took my harness!
Oh, he gave me food, thank you
Mission failed, will get me next time.
Kazoo remember no Russian
I can only notice how fricking huge the room is while the dog vlogs
Legend still has it that the dog still has the toilet rap on it’s nose.
Next episode: *TEACHING PIGS HOW TO FLY FOR MILITARY PURPOSE*
Pakistani army project
They actually did that back in the medieval ages
@@crinklecrumpfets234 lol
India already tried that with abinandan ......
Pigs on the wing
Imagine that whale breaking down your door. F.B.I OPEN UP
EMP Games with friends federal beluga of investigations
Fish bureuo of investigation
Bro thas a nice one
Well if you have an underwater base then yes.
Commander Neyo not gonna lie that made me laugh
0:30 the dog be like: so welcome back to my channel
The whale working for the government reminds me of a video from Netflix Is A Joke where a whale hired by the villain turns out to be an underwater cop, and then hundreds of whales fall on the villain's lair later on.
Fun fact for the Google Thanos:
If you click again, it will use the time stone and bring back the tabs that faded!
That really happens?
😤 I just tried the Thanos Google search on my iPad (although in its defence I had a feeling it wouldn't work, I've got the first iPad) and that crap didn't work!😤 It sent me to IMDb and rotten tomatoes, etc as soon as I clicked!😤
No Chill worked on my phone you have to use google even tho I have a iPhone just download google and use that
Imperal Japan you can just use safari I have an iPhone to and it works
@Potato With 10K subscribers? THANKS AHAHHAHAHA
The dog actually ran till it found a trash can and threw the camera inside! It was so hilarious
Sadly the full video was removed because the owner was pissed
who wouldn't like that? the owner is stupid.
That's hilarious. I would have shown everyone I knew.
I doubt this is true, it seems like to innovent of a video and too funny and for someone to just take it down? Im not stupid
Myriad iCat lol
@@devinmarsh9152 I guess the owner was pissed
I'd like a CZcams channel where a dog has a camera and is running and playing around with the owner
1:27
Rare footage of pewds stealing jacks mic.
That whale is a true comrade that would help out his fellow human comrades whenever help is needed.
They were used to sink Ships
ok
Stop commenting
*dolphin
@Ryle RenoblasThey are used to find mines and human divers. They are never used as weapons.
1:30
Owner: Hey! What are you doing?
Dog: I'm just vlogging
:D
You deserve your like
-Dog with a Vlog-
Cute doggo xD
Vloggo
i am your 500th like buy meh vbucks!!!!!
XD
so basically I immediately began searching for this Thanos snap effect and began finding all these Google Easter eggs, a blast from the past
Plot twist: the dolphin who works for the government turns out to be that the government works for the dolphin
*Norway is currently wanting to name the whale* (seriously).
Some suggestions are:
- Whaledimir Squirtin'
-Whaledemort (It's white & no nose)
- Joseph Whalin
etc..
Loffa Good
You mean the whale?
Loffa Good YES. THIS.
Norway just went from 5 to 3 in my list of fav countries
Joseph whalin is a good name
Joseph Whalin is a good name (2)
Next thing you know cats will be working for the government god dammit
Well I mean birds are already
Ever heard of the Acoustic Kitty project?
Lmfao 😂😂
What if they are already
@@ohno2480 I remember that
3:18 That person recording her name is Lalisa Manoban and the dog's name is Dalgom
Yeah
1:40 I think that dog wants his own vlog channel 😂
1:26 Much better
“For Military ‘Porpoises’”! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I can't even 😂😂
149 liker
1926: in the future we will have flying cars
2019: CIA Dolphins
2:53 that’s why my Pepsi exploded when I opened it never going to order online again
1 ⭐️
Dog be like: hey guys what up welcome to another video so today we will be playing catch with a camera
USA: hello hello everyone this is your daily dose of Internet
Russia: hello everyone this is our daily dose of Internet
A dead meme
This meme doesnt work with Russia, since Russia is not socialist anymore. Dead meme.
SWAGDAWG SWAGSON
Shut up hitler
Our?!? Don’t get it
@@cryptictriscuit207
I'm a commie actually :i
@@Hey-vm4vt russia used to be communist, it basically means sharing
Imagine this whale knocking on your toilet seat and saying...
"OBI open up!"
Oceanic Bureau of Investigation.
I would shit myself.
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do on a toilet 😂
@@julianbailon4966 lmao
Julian Bailon yeah shes a fcking dumbass
@@nigel2065 your mom
2:24 *"If you search cha cha real smooth on Google, Barney will start to dance."*
1:25
The owner:gotta take the camera
Da dawg:*PARKOUR INTENSIFIES*
FBI: FBI OPEN UP
GUY:*opens door*
FBI: *whale noises*
The hell you had one like and when I liked your comment they turned from 1 to 24 .-.
Mikeln139 Wow, DDOI likes your comment!
Legend says the dog still has the camera
Nice👌
Pog
No, the owners say
That dog is gonna be the next trending vlogger
I love your Content :D
I love how that my Daily Dose of Internet conveniently comes with a cute puppy chaser almost every time. 💙
agreed
In an alternate time line:
Whale shows up with machinegun attached to it
What, no frikkin' lasers?
Meanwhile in middle East : Whale shows up with suicide vest.
*Whale shows up with tank on back*
cyberpunk 2077 intensifies
How do you find these videos I love them 😍
I know it’s been three years. but, dog vlog gets me every time.
Other countries: SEND IN THE BATTALIONS!
USA & Russia: *sEnd tHe dOlpHiNs*
Did u know dolphins bully pufferfish to get high
dolphins well one day leave this earth and thanks for the fish and swim to outer space
Why was he calling it a whale 🙄🤔
Lol