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  • @Pithedragon
    @Pithedragon Před 3 lety +9892

    That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

  • @ursulapebble7063
    @ursulapebble7063 Před 3 lety +7512

    I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

  • @sarkaniemi
    @sarkaniemi Před rokem +2148

    Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi Před rokem +75

      @@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

    • @mikiqex
      @mikiqex Před rokem +48

      @@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 Před rokem +8

      Hurr durr earth flat space fake

    • @QuattroZack1
      @QuattroZack1 Před rokem +6

      Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi Před rokem +18

      @@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller Před rokem +267

    Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

    • @You_Can_Do_If
      @You_Can_Do_If Před rokem +9

      Is unreal how lucky we are.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Zeus holds up the Aegis.

    • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername Před 7 měsíci +3

      Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

    • @alexCh-ln2gw
      @alexCh-ln2gw Před 3 měsíci

      That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

    • @jennifermorgan1837
      @jennifermorgan1837 Před 18 dny +1

      Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

  • @xBlueWolf
    @xBlueWolf Před 3 lety +6047

    "Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...."
    Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 Před rokem +158

      First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

    • @spotdvm11
      @spotdvm11 Před rokem +31

      Same tho lol

    • @vickvick9440
      @vickvick9440 Před rokem +28

      Maybe the Joker could say that

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 Před rokem +59

      I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

    • @HeathBlythe
      @HeathBlythe Před rokem

      I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

  • @literallyDH
    @literallyDH Před 3 lety +4558

    _"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_
    *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

    • @rokuyasu9143
      @rokuyasu9143 Před 3 lety +22

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

    • @dopdrop8998
      @dopdrop8998 Před 3 lety +65

      soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

    • @dhplaz1475
      @dhplaz1475 Před 3 lety +74

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

    • @literallyDH
      @literallyDH Před 3 lety +5

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

    • @foskfismfus
      @foskfismfus Před 3 lety +1

      soldiermaanSZN did you do it

  • @cambrianzero8372
    @cambrianzero8372 Před 3 lety +691

    i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

    • @KestrelHarper
      @KestrelHarper Před 2 lety +83

      Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 Před rokem +40

      @@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před rokem +24

      It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

    • @justaway_of_the_samurai
      @justaway_of_the_samurai Před rokem +11

      Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area.
      The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

    • @KestrelHarper
      @KestrelHarper Před rokem +6

      @@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985

    Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

    • @sadredball
      @sadredball Před rokem +5

      his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

  • @Roflcorso
    @Roflcorso Před 3 lety +4455

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I ask other people what they do for a living."

  • @KP-ui1rv
    @KP-ui1rv Před 3 lety +3383

    The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday
    His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

    • @Tespacc
      @Tespacc Před 3 lety +98

      _BIRTHDAY_
      *BIRTHDAY*

    • @rehan7825
      @rehan7825 Před 3 lety +17

      *birthday*

    • @fififiona_1164
      @fififiona_1164 Před 3 lety

      woohoo

    • @dot2336
      @dot2336 Před 3 lety +3

      1:41

    • @dot2336
      @dot2336 Před 3 lety +15

      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *W O O H O O !!*

  • @inourcingdisk2104
    @inourcingdisk2104 Před rokem +103

    I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

    • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
      @Momcat_maggiefelinefan Před rokem +5

      I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

    • @theleafeon8345
      @theleafeon8345 Před rokem +4

      You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

    • @MIB4u
      @MIB4u Před rokem +7

      he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 Před rokem +60

    Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

  • @dwag6136
    @dwag6136 Před 3 lety +5517

    Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

    • @nkneamkok
      @nkneamkok Před 3 lety +53

      @KindHrt77i fucking
      love yt replies
      imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying:
      OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱
      WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

    • @Skovul
      @Skovul Před 3 lety +19

      KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

    • @delaneycarla
      @delaneycarla Před 3 lety +4

      HAHAH

    • @michealafton726
      @michealafton726 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @dwag6136
      @dwag6136 Před 3 lety +7

      The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

  • @guestaccount5635
    @guestaccount5635 Před 3 lety +751

    Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 3 lety +47

    The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

    • @BigmoufBallClan
      @BigmoufBallClan Před 3 lety +1

      Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

  • @MIKIMAHI_Ltd.
    @MIKIMAHI_Ltd. Před 3 lety +40

    "this car yours?"
    "yea"
    "what do you do for a living?"
    *"steal"*

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv Před 3 lety +2094

    “What do you do to get this car.”
    “Lock picking.”

    • @alorrrviaa4368
      @alorrrviaa4368 Před 3 lety +10

      interesting .

    • @Anonymous-nj6of
      @Anonymous-nj6of Před 3 lety +1

      @@alorrrviaa4368 y

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister Před 3 lety +41

      "Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

    • @kidskpadonou894
      @kidskpadonou894 Před 3 lety +3

      @Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where...
      You're not nosaj, are you?

    • @sewerrat7321
      @sewerrat7321 Před 3 lety +6

      I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

  • @XX-zl9zt
    @XX-zl9zt Před 3 lety +3206

    The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

  • @SunnyTheOpossum
    @SunnyTheOpossum Před rokem +25

    SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

  • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
    @Momcat_maggiefelinefan Před rokem +16

    I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld Před 3 lety +3171

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it

    Plot twist: they were just trying to summon the birthday demon

    • @eSpresso72
      @eSpresso72 Před 3 lety +35

      We did it

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco Před 3 lety +42

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b why do you people do this ?

    • @_justRogue_
      @_justRogue_ Před 3 lety +8

      soldiermaanSZN bs

    • @AeroRain
      @AeroRain Před 3 lety +18

      soldiermaanSZN *oddly specific*

    • @annastasia3040
      @annastasia3040 Před 3 lety +12

      soldiermaanSZN something smells fishy about this and I can’t pinpoint what..

  • @ArKeTiCt
    @ArKeTiCt Před 3 lety +30

    Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice...
    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Im a spine surgeon"
    Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

    • @solo_driven
      @solo_driven Před 2 lety +1

      Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

    • @GauravSharma-bt9ld
      @GauravSharma-bt9ld Před 2 lety

      The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad Před 2 měsíci

      The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

    • @cloverbun2574
      @cloverbun2574 Před měsícem

      I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 Před 3 lety +20

    that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

  • @dylanskebo1566
    @dylanskebo1566 Před 3 lety +3929

    I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

    • @suuryasuprapto9472
      @suuryasuprapto9472 Před 3 lety +95

      He the biggest planet after all

    • @anyjen
      @anyjen Před 3 lety +272

      That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us.
      Look it up, it's really interesting.

    • @TheHeavenman88
      @TheHeavenman88 Před 3 lety +85

      Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

    • @suuryasuprapto9472
      @suuryasuprapto9472 Před 3 lety +16

      It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

    • @nak8490
      @nak8490 Před 3 lety +3

      I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

  • @LinA-on7yd
    @LinA-on7yd Před 3 lety +1819

    “What do you do to get this car”
    “By being MrBeast’s friend”

  • @blyat1
    @blyat1 Před 3 lety +16

    1:47
    That smile of him is so forced
    Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

  • @CalledZlly
    @CalledZlly Před rokem +9

    That cat looks like it has seen everything

  • @mangoman9088
    @mangoman9088 Před 3 lety +2990

    Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

    • @f.d.parker5754
      @f.d.parker5754 Před 3 lety +103

      Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 Před 3 lety +5

      Lol

    • @anonymous13.1
      @anonymous13.1 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 Před 3 lety +18

      _it is one._

    • @spiderboyreal
      @spiderboyreal Před 3 lety +19

      Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

  • @andrewmattar4178
    @andrewmattar4178 Před 3 lety +2819

    Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

    • @obviousbear1289
      @obviousbear1289 Před 3 lety +502

      The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

    • @0079Matthew
      @0079Matthew Před 3 lety +419

      Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

    • @theuniversedeer5096
      @theuniversedeer5096 Před 3 lety +236

      @@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

    • @kurekiller6070
      @kurekiller6070 Před 3 lety +50

      Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

    • @carlwitt3934
      @carlwitt3934 Před 3 lety +49

      Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ?
      He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it?
      Oh, God I'm getting old.

  • @bensondavis5057
    @bensondavis5057 Před 3 lety +6

    2:05 lol that silly NASA nonsense math.

  • @wolfie9175
    @wolfie9175 Před rokem +4

    I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

  • @coldogno7
    @coldogno7 Před 3 lety +2681

    "what did u do for a living?"
    "spine surgery"
    (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

    • @E_Rico
      @E_Rico Před 3 lety +54

      More like the guy with the Tesla

    • @tiredwithlife.9867
      @tiredwithlife.9867 Před 3 lety +52

      @I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

    • @masky1147
      @masky1147 Před 3 lety +21

      lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

    • @RedTL
      @RedTL Před 3 lety +7

      I Hate People and I Hate God
      No?

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc Před 3 lety

      Bruh

  • @offbeat3528
    @offbeat3528 Před 3 lety +1145

    Jupiter when the comet hit:
    " That almost tickles "

    • @XSevenSonata
      @XSevenSonata Před 3 lety +36

      I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

    • @notlkebitch4115
      @notlkebitch4115 Před 3 lety +12

      XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

    • @jinmause206
      @jinmause206 Před 3 lety +5

      @I Hate People and I Hate God ???

    • @trillow2758
      @trillow2758 Před 3 lety +3

      “ Tis but a scratch “

    • @TheDragonCorporation
      @TheDragonCorporation Před 3 lety +4

      Jupiter: that fat kid
      Asteroid: feather

  • @ivyhaywalker6942
    @ivyhaywalker6942 Před 3 lety +9

    2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

  • @emojiman9816
    @emojiman9816 Před rokem +5

    2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

  • @444ysf9
    @444ysf9 Před 3 lety +802

    "real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

  • @afghanistanguy1016
    @afghanistanguy1016 Před 3 lety +1381

    birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

  • @Startheus
    @Startheus Před 3 lety +4

    0:59
    Guy: what do you do for living?
    Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt Před rokem +2

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I body slam bags of chips."

  • @randomthings1539
    @randomthings1539 Před 3 lety +2790

    i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

    • @hamnamalik6436
      @hamnamalik6436 Před 3 lety +75

      IKR that was gross

    • @eternalwasbetter
      @eternalwasbetter Před 3 lety +103

      I hope flying poop doesn't come out

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius Před 3 lety +86

      @God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

    • @natogamez5672
      @natogamez5672 Před 3 lety +14

      @God is an asshole bruh OK and

    • @ben10azabenyy94
      @ben10azabenyy94 Před 3 lety +50

      @God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l Před 3 lety +1556

    "about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter"
    2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

  • @MrTaurenshaman
    @MrTaurenshaman Před rokem

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I sing happy birthday with just the birthday part and nothing else"

  • @alanmaclaren4118
    @alanmaclaren4118 Před 3 lety +2

    “How astronauts use the bathroom”
    Cosmonauts: we have been forgotten, backstabbed, betrayed, and maybe QUITE POSSIBLY bamboozled...

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo Před 3 lety +2924

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

    • @janiahsantos5673
      @janiahsantos5673 Před 3 lety +92

      Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

    • @RealBananaBunch
      @RealBananaBunch Před 3 lety +177

      Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

    • @abinothayyilsanoj4182
      @abinothayyilsanoj4182 Před 3 lety +41

      Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

    • @RealBananaBunch
      @RealBananaBunch Před 3 lety +23

      @@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

    • @cloud1301..
      @cloud1301.. Před 3 lety +6

      And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

  • @Jasper129
    @Jasper129 Před 3 lety +502

    The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

  • @Taser3141
    @Taser3141 Před 10 měsíci

    The clip where a family buys an old church and turns it into a home, has been a recurring dream I've been having for a few years now. My brain is broken now.

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 Před 3 lety +1

    1:37 I've never heard anything more cursed in my life.

  • @demonboi4601
    @demonboi4601 Před 3 lety +1128

    Has expensive car.
    “What do you do for a living”?
    I’m a garbage man......

    • @Chan0art
      @Chan0art Před 3 lety +24

      Bus drivers drive expensive cars

    • @befer
      @befer Před 3 lety +21

      In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON.
      Seriously, they get paid a lot

    • @gosucab944
      @gosucab944 Před 3 lety +12

      @@befer I heard that it stinks though

    • @rain-uw9ju
      @rain-uw9ju Před 3 lety +13

      @@gosucab944 baadum tshh

    • @fairfeatherfiend
      @fairfeatherfiend Před 3 lety +2

      Being a son to a billionaire.

  • @joeykill7553
    @joeykill7553 Před 3 lety +588

    Larg comet: hits Jupiter
    Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

  • @Trash_prince
    @Trash_prince Před 2 měsíci

    "Nice car, what do you do for a living?"
    "Car jacker"

  • @zero00044
    @zero00044 Před rokem

    We have a large cathedral style church that has been a theater that puts on plays for years. About 6 years ago there was a fire that damaged one of the bell towers and it partially collapse, making the whole structure unsafe. So it was condemned and fenced off. Due to it being one of our big historical buildings, nobody wants to tear it down but at the same time, nobody has the money to buy and fix it. I always wanted to turn it into my house as a kid lol.

  • @M.A.R.S.
    @M.A.R.S. Před 3 lety +741

    Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 Před 3 lety +1225

    Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable
    Me: what, no it doesn't
    Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian Před rokem

    I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Před měsícem +1

    Well I guess I won’t be yearning to be an astronaut any longer. That is not a toilet… That’s some kind of torturous device… Ouch! 🙀

  • @Tehom1
    @Tehom1 Před 3 lety +676

    "How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 Před 3 lety +26

      And it sucks too.

    • @mokey9389
      @mokey9389 Před 3 lety +8

      tsopmocful literally

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW Před 3 lety

      But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

    • @ranasameh88
      @ranasameh88 Před 3 lety

      But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW Před 3 lety

      @@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před 3 lety +1081

    "Real estate"
    "Close, spine surgeon"
    In what world...

  • @StellaRoseTea
    @StellaRoseTea Před 15 dny

    That church turned into a home was so gorgeous!

  • @noamnimrodi9730
    @noamnimrodi9730 Před rokem

    As soon as you said "I'll see you guy soon, Later" the power of my entire street cut out

  • @junipercinnamon6840
    @junipercinnamon6840 Před 3 lety +806

    I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up:
    birthdayyyyy
    BIRTHDAYYY
    B I R T H D A Y

  • @gamingkitty125
    @gamingkitty125 Před 3 lety +3047

    If a comet hit me
    Me: ded
    If a comet hit Jupiter
    Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

  • @sethsha7826
    @sethsha7826 Před 3 lety +1

    I love looking at nice houses and wondering what they do for a living. Happy to know I'm not the only nosey one out there!

  • @lisamarieashby2523
    @lisamarieashby2523 Před rokem

    There was a old, unused church in a city I used to live in. A restaurant opened up in a part of its basement. I went only once. But I used to think about what I would do with it, if I owned it. Glad they were able to utilize that so well! I love old buildings, as long as they were not prisons or hospitals! Those tend to be haunted, sometimes.

  • @aapo5564
    @aapo5564 Před 3 lety +551

    "What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

    • @Solarianv3
      @Solarianv3 Před 3 lety +2

      I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi Před 3 lety +1

      @I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

  • @aliwashere666
    @aliwashere666 Před 3 lety +202

    The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

    • @kilakuin
      @kilakuin Před 3 lety +1

      This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name )
      Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

    • @yourkitchenrug4300
      @yourkitchenrug4300 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 Před 3 lety +1

      At least demonic rituals are catchy...

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph Před rokem

    Jupiter (looks over towards Earth): "I am not afraid of meteors hitting me. I'm afraid of those that miss me."

  • @theamazingchannel470
    @theamazingchannel470 Před rokem

    You just became a commercial for that phone stabilizer. I'm literally going to Amazon right now to look it up

  • @epikgirrafe4327
    @epikgirrafe4327 Před 3 lety +744

    The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo Před 3 lety +3583

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

  • @bogboat
    @bogboat Před 3 lety +1

    **sees expensive car**
    “What do you do for a living”
    “Robbery”

  • @xXtoxicOnesXx
    @xXtoxicOnesXx Před rokem +1

    1:38
    Partygoer: *AYO-! GET OUTTA HERE YOU PEST- HUMANS!*

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 Před 3 lety +588

    *”About 26 years ago a comet slammed into Jupiter”*
    Earth: **Sweats profusely**

    • @wyattb3138
      @wyattb3138 Před 3 lety +16

      Don’t worry. Earth is a much smaller target

    • @cerberussquad4030
      @cerberussquad4030 Před 3 lety +2

      Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @sxgh4724
      @sxgh4724 Před 3 lety +3

      2020 be like write that down write that down

    • @FoolMane
      @FoolMane Před 3 lety +2

      Claim here before this comment gets 1000 likes

    • @uksupuksu
      @uksupuksu Před 3 lety

      Not earth, the people living in it.

  • @abdulmoiz742
    @abdulmoiz742 Před 3 lety +240

    "I am gonna go to the bathroom"
    "Well That sucks"

  • @dane1808
    @dane1808 Před rokem

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a valet driver"

  • @amirhafez7903
    @amirhafez7903 Před 3 lety +1

    imagine having diarrhea in space and u missed the hole while popping and diarrhea starts floating around

  • @mikeunleashed1
    @mikeunleashed1 Před 3 lety +852

    "I'm a rapper"
    =
    Dad's money confirmed

  • @leviharlan5194
    @leviharlan5194 Před 3 lety +2005

    Everyone else: “What do you do for a living?”
    me: WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo Před 3 lety +45

      Not a "seat" if you cant sit on it

    • @ucidpmpm600
      @ucidpmpm600 Před 3 lety +76

      Nine Seven but you know probably some little pieces of shit have touch that thing 😑🤢

    • @ELEGANTFOX
      @ELEGANTFOX Před 3 lety +60

      @@ucidpmpm600 the some little piece touched you too, it was inside you longer

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo Před 3 lety +7

      @@ucidpmpm600 well true

    • @bleakhull
      @bleakhull Před 3 lety +22

      It was probably a model one and not really usable.

  • @weemissile
    @weemissile Před rokem +6

    Kudos to Jupiter for taking the hit for us. Fun fact: we get a lot less rocks headed our way thanks to our big brother yanking so many of them off course.

  • @DarkZilla2000
    @DarkZilla2000 Před rokem +2

    Owner: hi
    Cat: 0_0

  • @cheekclapper2k953
    @cheekclapper2k953 Před 3 lety +206

    Me complaining about the school toilet
    Astronauts: That’s cute

    • @spazetv
      @spazetv Před 3 lety +1

      n

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record CZcams videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 Před 3 lety

      @@InternetWeb no

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt Před 3 lety

      AxxL wtf

  • @kSubsNovideos-kg5be
    @kSubsNovideos-kg5be Před 3 lety +831

    "real estate?"
    "close. spine surgeon"
    *im a bit worried for his patients*

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 Před 3 lety +26

      he may have meant close in the amount of money though

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 Před 3 lety

      @CreamnCoffee2 but do spine surgeons make a lot more than that?

    • @capybun
      @capybun Před 3 lety +2

      @@fantasticparrot602 um I don't think there is a field in surgery called "spine surgery", I think he might be a neurosurgeon or an orthopaedic surgeon if he operates on spines

    • @fantasticparrot602
      @fantasticparrot602 Před 3 lety

      @CreamnCoffee2 did not know that, thank you for the information. But trust me living in Abu Dhabi isn’t like seeing millionaires on the daily, at least not for me.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 Před 3 lety

      @I Hate People and I Hate God no

  • @tortue_
    @tortue_ Před 3 lety +3

    2:52 let me translate it .D "here comes my lion" calling a boy teen or a child lion is a tihng in Turkey. He says a curse word after but without the curse part so its just "your sister and mother" which he says bc he is surprised. You dont even need this but i did it bc i can

  • @Astropeleki
    @Astropeleki Před rokem

    Comet: causes an impact equivalent to over 5 billion atom bombs
    Jupiter: 'Tis but a scratch

  • @spywalkz1
    @spywalkz1 Před 3 lety +459

    Comet hits jupiter 26 years ago
    2020: *Write that down write that down*

    • @tytig94
      @tytig94 Před 3 lety +9

      There is supposed to be a meteorite passing between the moon and the earth in November. I heard it's about the size of a SUV.

    • @sinisterbunny6796
      @sinisterbunny6796 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @sinisterbunny6796
      @sinisterbunny6796 Před 3 lety +1

      The entire world:”it’s the size of an suv? Nah let’s make that 28358 times bigger and frame it and then say we’re okay”

    • @SteiveWeive
      @SteiveWeive Před 3 lety +4

      Shut up shut up shut up😥

    • @JP03
      @JP03 Před 3 lety +4

      plz no

  • @jt-tq8lz
    @jt-tq8lz Před 3 lety +691

    *“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

  • @Milo_Estobar
    @Milo_Estobar Před rokem

    The cat aren't surprised... It just got "my mind is an enigma moment"... spilled milk*

  • @Xenochetemist
    @Xenochetemist Před 3 lety +1

    -How do you get in that car?
    "Mr.Krabs's voice":
    -Money!

  • @deluxien8825
    @deluxien8825 Před 3 lety +332

    See someone with their expensive car : "I'm about to ask this man whole career"

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h Před 3 lety +600

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Got a good scratch off once or twice."
    "Oh, ok."

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 Před 3 lety +6

      i don’t understand

    • @arvin6606
      @arvin6606 Před 3 lety +22

      @@szlendak1368 he wins lottery

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 Před 3 lety +14

      Lemonpledge10 goodness this isn’t a college writing class

    • @daeyangshi
      @daeyangshi Před 3 lety +26

      @Lemonpledge10 if people don’t wanna believe in god thy don’t have to, please keep your beliefs to youself

    • @princeps5260
      @princeps5260 Před 3 lety +15

      @@daeyangshi Lemonpledge is a bible bot

  • @Toouket
    @Toouket Před 2 lety +1

    "so you need this pipe, and you need to open this lid and most people prefer to open the other lid aswell"
    me: haha poop go float

  • @RococoQira
    @RococoQira Před 3 lety +1

    That some imcomplete and unsatisfying Birthday you can get

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 Před 3 lety +243

    That birthday song is very emotional, I'm crying right now.

  • @adriangomez3005
    @adriangomez3005 Před 3 lety +2631

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands
    Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF

    • @KristianLyubenovYT
      @KristianLyubenovYT Před 3 lety +388

      @Lemonpledge10 This isn't your christian facebook group. Go post it there

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 Před 3 lety +166

      Lemonpledge10
      Living form of a headache
      You’re so obnoxious it’s almost impressive

    • @birb2197
      @birb2197 Před 3 lety +94

      Lemonpledge10 do you get paid for this?

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 Před 3 lety +59

      Do you put on gloves to lift a toilet seat?

    • @tahjaeg5347
      @tahjaeg5347 Před 3 lety +15

      Lemonpledge10 please silence yourself

  • @ariwoodward
    @ariwoodward Před rokem

    We have our own church turned house in our town, it's called the chouse and they bought it after it became several different churches and kept being sold and was put on the private market
    The only major renovation they had to do was adding a shower

  • @Rosanna-df1yu
    @Rosanna-df1yu Před 11 dny

    Jupiter still surviving nearly 3 decades after being hit by the 5 billion atomic bombs comet like 'tis but a scratch'

  • @noahbaccay8113
    @noahbaccay8113 Před 3 lety +436

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “So I’m not supposed to be saying this, but remember that bank robbery a few weeks back?”

    • @qwertyasdf9290
      @qwertyasdf9290 Před 3 lety +13

      Henry, is that you!?

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 Před 3 lety +1

      𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

    • @mintkay1084
      @mintkay1084 Před 3 lety

      oh uh😳

    • @v01d36
      @v01d36 Před 3 lety +6

      @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 ok.

    • @jordanwarner1352
      @jordanwarner1352 Před 3 lety

      @@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 That used to be funny and clever before, but now it's just boring cause it's been done hundreds of times already

  • @a3clx
    @a3clx Před 3 lety +516

    The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant

  • @ma_dran
    @ma_dran Před 2 měsíci

    That church house is either the most blessed house, or the most haunted house