Seal Slaps Man With An Octopus
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The best title in human history
I wrote a dot as a reply and then edited it just to be up here. 200IQ plays bois
How does the most simple comment get pinned?
Congratulations on being pinned
Not really
Ikr I was so confused I was like wait what.....
just imagine the amount of disrespect when a seal slaps u with an octopus
Mad Lad and it’s in front of your friends 🤣
seal was having a bad day.. fuck this octopus..and fuck this guy..
Mad Lad imagine how the octopus feels
@@Aloha1041 The octopus is pretty happy. He's been wanting to slap a man for ages but nature hadn't given him the necessary tools.
Seal : Don Corleone send his regards.
That seal knew the man in a previous life.
No, the man was annoying him in this one.
That man stole money from me in my previous life! Charles, you apple pate, beard splitter, blunderbuss! You bull calf! Death’s head upon a mop-stick!! I BITE MY THUMB A THEE! Take this! *slaps with octopus*
"SLEEP WITH MY WIFE, WILL YOU?!"
@@vladdracul5072 the joke >> you
He owed him money 🤣
“And this is the best part, a seal came up, carrying a octopus, *AND SLAPPED ME!* “
“ok grandpa, let’s get you to bed”
😂😂
"no, really. It happened before"
Lmao 😂
lmao
😂😂😂😂 excellent comment!
Damn... not sure if that slap means he's lucky or unlucky.
Also, if a rhino demands belly rubs, you *better* give those belly rubs!
"honey, how was kayaking?"
" i got slapped by a seal with an *octopus* "
Wife: what?
Husband: wait correction i mean a seal slap me with an octopus
Wife: ...
"SOME MOTHERFUCKER HIT ME WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!"
"huh?"
"oh wait, i got slapped with an octopus by a seal"
With*
By a seal
Navy seals use guns
Ordinary seals use *OCTOPUS*
Lmao best comment
Gold
Reminded me that army seals from the RED ALERT 2
Why doesn’t this comment have that much likes already 😂
hey I’m the 666 like
Researchers: "it's consuming sediment"
DDOI: "It's throwing sand in their mouth"
When you recognize the lockpickinglawyer just from his voice and style. XD
Imagine being that octopus. You're tentacle-ing along, having a normal day, when you're suddenly grabbed by a giant blubber monster who flings you at a giant stick-monster in outer space.
plucas1 why isnt this top comment?
They were friends and it was their plan
plukas1 why isn't this top comment? (2)
None of his octopus friends will believe him
First octpus alive from space
Damn that seal woke up on the wrong side of the ocean.
:O
Hi
I wonder if the seal just wanted to give him some food lol
Woke up on the wrong side of the sea floor
lol
You usually find rhinos as wild, scary, and intimidating animals but when they're in desperate need of a belly rub, they're kinda cute ngl
Yeah they’re cute till they lacerate the outer part of your flesh, then impale and pierce through your lungs, then maul your skull 💀.
0:35 My anxiety level is out of the room
I don’t think I took a breath the whole time
Octopus slaps a seal with a man
Man slaps octopus with seal
Here before this hits 1k
*this became Soviet russia quickly*
SEAL SLAPS SEAL WITH A SEAL
@@exqii_7638 *the fucks goin on in soviet Russia*
The seal just wanted to give the dude a “high eight”
You can stop scrolling right here. It won't get any better than this.
Lol, maybe you mean suck on this tentacles 😂😂😂.
Chibi terasu y r u up so early my phone says u commented 2hrs ago and it’s not even 6:30 yet
Quincy Jenkins different timezones
Cringe
The seal was like: "that's it, we're over!" *proceeds to slap him with an octopus*
The seal didn't slap him, he wanted to give him a free octopus
That cyclist gave me anxiety oml
Man: stops giving rhino belly rubs
Rhino: Gives him death stare
Man: continues to nervously rub his belly
Did you notice that there is a woman behind the guy? I'm pretty certain she's giving him a happy ending. The Rhino couldn't care less about a belly rub.
Lgend says the man is still giving the Rhino belly rubs
They say that man is still rubbing the belly of that rhino....
kyle liang legend*
@@apathyguy8338 BRUHHHH
Seal be like: I'm bored what if I slap him using octopus,
Octopus: okay, let's do it
Human: 👀
Seal: I am exercising my right to bear arms.
"This rhinoceros ran right up to this photographer and demanded belly rubs."
*OH, MY HEART*
It had no horn
@@onesetinstruments9344 it's a rhinohornceros
Rhino: I demand your hands scratching my belly
@Headtrix 1652 thanks for this information! Everyday i learn something new!
bing bam boom 1k
this guy doesn’t clickbait at all
Ikr
People comment this every single video. Trust me, we appreciate it.
He did once. Something about a fire lightning thing in which he included a thumbnail which wasn't actually in the video.
@@wolfie6175 😂😂
@Gordon Ramsay Nono what I'm saying is the thumbnail wasn't in the video rest everything was fine about that lightning storm in volcano thing.
Man: Breaks a lock open with two wrenches.
Locksmiths: Whelp we’re getting replaced.
I think the guy who done that in the video was a locksmith
@@DoctorMedicine_ yeah and a lawyer ha
Imagine your wife asking you where these scratches come from and you tell her „I got slapped by a seal with an octopus in its mouth“
"Seal slaps man with octopus"
Sentences previously unsaid in human history
Nice
@@sandwing2582 delete ur comment
@@sandwing2582 did u read his name? And it was childish af lol
@@sandwing2582 lol go listen to dragonforce, or something, feel like that ud like it XD
Another one is: "Hand me that piano."
Octopus: "bro you see that guy"
Seal: "Ya i see him what u want to do"
Octopus: "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO"
Seal: "ight got you bro"
we need ozzy man to review that.. 😂
Octopus be like: hey can I get a message
Seal: Ight got u fam
SLAP
Is that @Communism I hear?
YEET
That seal was probably like: “And you thought you were smart…”
Man: you can't slap me.
seal: i know, but HE CAN!
Octopus:
Is no one going to talk about the wild rhino demanding a belly rub,,,,,
K😉...-"How bout that rhino!?!"☺
It legit looks like it's smiling
And that fact that the man lived to tell about it.
People are not supposed to pet wild animals, but for a Rhino a "No." is the wrong answer.
That's a bad thing, actually. Wildlife photographers have a big rule: Don't interact with the animals. They'll start thinking humans supply them with everything they need and will hardly be called "wild" anymore, which isn't a good thing.
Humans Vs seals
Human weapons: guns, knifes, bombs, tanks, and planes
Seal weapons: OCTOPUS
Seal wins
Nothing beats tentacle hentai, NOTHING!
Ikr. They even killed bin Laden
Planes... *well he's right*
Seal: Y E E T
A seal slapping a man with an octopus has to be one of the most absurd things I have ever seen in my life.
Well I think we should have been able to find a new place to get the best time for the first time
0:05 Heavy hit kill
+100 skill
-50 stealth
+200 experience
+ Heavy hitter badge
+ 300 bux
and here you got a FACE SHOT
+420
1:12 my ankles are hurting just from watching this dude
Same
As a basketball player, watching this is 5x more painful
I think I heard that the clip is actually in reverse
Not at all sure tho (but I knowww)
@@stevefordawinboi7098 why is that? Do B ball players have weak ankles.?
@@hanselxyb5825 Most injuries in basketball usually happen to the ankle. Mainly because the ball handler changes directions many times causing the defender to stumble in confusion leading to a sprained or broken ankle. Plus good players always want to show off by making you "break your ankles" search up ankle breakers and you'll see.
I was confused When i read the title
I was even more confused after i watched the video
DerSibbe
O
Edit: why did this get like -.- I made it by accident l0l
Same
Damn....
Seals are evolving people be careful
I was the 1000th like
Gordon Ramsay: it is still *raw*
Octopus: I had no say in this..
Man: time to post on internet
Seal : Lets do 'Get Help'
Octopus : No
Seal : Come on, you love it
Octopus : I hate it
Seal : We are doing it
Octopus : We are not doing ' Get Help'
*Proceeds to do 'Get Help'
Love this
Everyone: huh... that seal slapped him real good.
Almost no one: poor octopus.
Poor octopus 🙂
Magnus Henriksen I was thinking that after the octopus fell back to the ocean
octopus are alll muscle, the guy deffinately felt it more. i don't know as far as if octopi are capable of feeling used and humiliated , though.
A good octopus is on my plate.
I think it was already dead soooo
Really hope this continues to grow, and someday include selected interviews with video subjects, to get the story behind the footage.
Definitely one of my favourite subs.
Seal: funtime Freddy
Octopus: bon bon
Man in kayak: Michael
The seal's friends were probably sitting on a rock watching like:
"Is he gonna do it?..... Oh my gosh, Derek, he's totally gonna do it!!!!
*SLAP*
"OHHHHHH...... MYYYYYY ....GOOODDDD HE DID IT" *Raucous laughter* "TOTALLY worth the clams we promised him!"
😂 “Derek”!!!
XD
that was actually funny
" Now I owe him 10 sand dallars"
Hahahahaha so like me and my friends hahaha
Octopus Slaps Seal With a Man
Sokuzo man slaps octopus with seal
IM DYING RIGHT NOW
SOMEBODY
PLEASE
SEND HELP
Man octopuses seal with a slap
Seal mans an octopus with a slap
You are broken
"They are able to eviscerate their guts, for example, and that will then stick to the predator and confuse them."
O_O
0:46 The Lockpicking Lawyer
He's awesome!
*_Seal is ANGERY_*
Your picture is perfect for this
Hack Codex#⃣ ANGERY
_Seal is mad_
he DEMANDED belly rubs
How did he demand?
@@al3xngera628 wooooooooooosh
@@al3xngera628 r/whooooooooooosh
Creature64 Inc. One day he'll rule the world
@@thepotato619 how is that a woosh
"Seel used octo-slap!"
*SUPER EFFECTIVE*
I think that man on the canoe should be awarded a world record.
For being the only human that was slapped by a seal with an octopus
Me hearing the title: yeah just another day in Gordan Ramsey kitchen
You can't even spell his name right
who in the hell is ramsey?
LMFAO
Ramsay
@@alex_bruh gordon
Me, reading the title: Wait, what?
Me, seeing the act: Wait, *What?*
Lollllll
Me, reading this: wait, what?
"Wait, what?" -- Dara O' Briain
Plot twist : The seal was actually giving the man the octopus as a gift
**sees thumb**
Me:is daily dose of internet now an animal anime fight channel?
How is that dancers ankle?
Mines died lookin at his.
Nina I just sprained my ankle a month ago, it had to stay still and cannot move whatsoever. Now it healed and I wanna dance like that.
All i can say is DONT SPRAIN IT AGAIN.......
I sprained mine going down stairs at IKEA 😐😂
@@biancap6286 hope its okay
It already healed before school started like in August
Man: you cant even reach me
Seal: hold my octopus
Man: your what?
my octopus
my octopus
my octopus
my octopus
MYOSIS
Me: *read title* "These people got no shame using clickbait titles"
Also me: *notices it's ddoi video and clicks immediately*
Daily dose of internet and lockpicking lawyer... Thats great
The seal is probbaly mad at humans for polluting the oceans.
New Zealand seas are not the polluted ones trust me
Hey dude calm ur sensitive ass
@@Lara-234
All oceans are polluted, trust me....
You can't escape global water pollution :P
@@user-bl4oq7fd8d not filled with rubbish like a lot of places around the would and we don't get oil spills often
New Zealand is probably one of the freshest and cleanest countries in the world
That bike trail on the side of a mountain was insane.
Yes I was like....... WHYYYY.....!?!?!?!?!
anxiety level: 1000
FALL IN
it's CGI.
P Nguyễn how do you know?
thank you so much for making this video, i just had a stressful day, watching this made my day waaay better🥺
How was today? Better than that one 3 years ago I hope?
@@ilovemalechickens OMGGG I FORGOT I MADE THIS COMMENT, Thank you so much for reminding me🥺🫶🏻
my life has never been better than this, I found the loml, got the best job ever that I could’ve asked for, surrounded by great people, I feel blessed
looking back then it was really” crazy how depressed I am
@@bebekluarangkasa good for you dude I'm happy to hear that
That title is a sentence I didn't think I would read in my lifetime😂
But here we are.
Seal: Hey, let’s do “get help”.
Octopus: Dafuq?
Seal: Come, you’ll love it.
Octopus: NO!
Steve Rogers: i understood that reference.
octopus: “It’s humiliating”
seal : “Not for me it’s not”
seal: H E L P! my tecntacled friend is hurt hELP HIM-
I got that referance.
I understood that reference
Company: you can make any hologram on this that you want
Guy: penguin dance
Juul
He’s a simple guy
This is absolutely a Seal character in a fighting game's heavy attack. Lmfao
"excuse me - I didn't know this kayak was octo-pied..."
I DEMAND A BELLY RUB!
And a belly rub you shall have
👋👋👋👋👋
A belly rub for those who deserve it...no for those who demand it ;-)
When putin demands a belly rub.....
🤗🖐👐🖐
🖕
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He throw snacc
Star Freak here before 1k
But most importantly
HE HAVE NO CC
@@user-er5dq8rw8r same
😂😂
#DDM
My dad : Seal
The octopus : The belt
The dude : Me
Me when i get bad grades: 0:10
Belt go brrr
One thing I really appreciate about your channel is that you put the tease from the thumbnail FIRST 😐👍🏽 Some channels will put it last & the worst is when the tease from the thumbnail isn’t even in the video.
This is why you have 11M subscribers. You satisfy our curiosity & then give us more without ever making us angry. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
No, but seriously. Why did the seal do that? It's just confusing on so many levels...
And funny
You think humans are the only animals that have fun or a sense of humor?
maybe he hit the seal on the head with his paddle by accident. Boat rage incident caught on tape between species.
Not just seals even killer whales do that with seals and play with their food
I've seen dolphins riding a wave and then tail slapping nearby surfers. Can't blame em. We loud af and doesn't care about their territory.
If you were a seal, wouldn't you do that for a practical joke? I sure would.
War againts humanity has begun
it's just a begining
I got the weapons
Rise of the planet of the Seals
I got a bunker, should I hide now?
@@pizzaman1985 totally
In that lake, that day, the seal saw that man and thought, "That's it! Time to get ma octopus."
That man can walk home to his wife and friends and really say he was slapped by a seal with a octopus
Once again reality is weirder than fiction
Joanne Pedaso Yep
Lmnbf
Mcjz a n
@@Jobe-13 .chm
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N.n....
Sll
But is it weirder than fan fiction?
seal: *"YOU CAME TO THE WRONG LAKE FOOL"*
😂😂😂
He was SERVED! 🍷BOY O BOY..
octopus: how did I get involved.!
@@bigbrother7952 Innocents are always involved sadly..
Lake?.??
Seal: here is your complementary octopus!
That octopus is having a really bad day.
Seal: *Peace was never an option*
Peace: *seal was never an option*
Lmao this post is gold
Option: *Peace was never seal*
octopus: seal was peace never a man.!
Seal: *Seal Seal Seal Seal Seal*
0:55 Thanks i got myself a new bike and it only cost me 2 wrenches
911 WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY
You didn't really break the wrenches so you can just keep usingn them lol
Loli Oratoria . . . . . you are too smart for this world
How is this not the pinned comment XD
@@gaboratoria No it COST him 2 wrenches meaning he got a bike for the price of 2 wrenches...
Egypt: *Sees Arabian tombs*
Also egypt: *laughs in giant pyramid*
The dancing penguin was the highlight of my day
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He get octopus and give a man a smacc
Thats really good!!!
That's creative
Yes it was me that did it. :) >:)) muhahahah
Lol
K
*seal yeets octopus at man*
*Everyone* aww I feel a bit bad for the man.
*Octopus* ahem... I got kidnapped by a seal and thrown at someone, why isn't anyone awwing at me?!!!
Poor octopus
@@rhop5213 octopus
@UnderSwap_ SansYT Because the human is an invasive species who invaded the seal's home.
@UnderSwap_ SansYT because the seal wanted to kill the octopus somehow so he yeeted it in order to stun it then it would eat it
Cause he's probably dead
Seal: *peace? No, octopus*
Double wrench method. From the *LOCKPICKING LAWYER* Love his channel!
I love this freaking channel because it literally has no click baits
And the title/thumbnail is the 1st thing in the vid
69 LIKES BABY!
Yes
Unlike 5 minutes craft
dammit 128 likes now
I would just have crashed 10 first secs on that bike cliff
Those people are stupid for trying this
Ser Aland I would have the first second XDDD
The lake below is shey phoksundo
It looks pretty scary
There is no amount of money you could pay me to even attempt that
i wonder what conversation the seal and octopus had to execute that plan 🤣
Imagine having someone break into your shed after watching this video and using the lock method
0:22 the rhino has no horn meaning it's one of the rhinos from one or two episodes ago where the take the horns so people dont kill them for the horns
*ITS ALL CONNECTED*
It's the daily dose of internet cinematic universe.
System overload
The continuity on the daily dose anime is pretty good
Like a dorito
Comic Sans confirmed episodic?
Im screen shotting the title of this video. Im gonna print it out and save it. One day theyre gonna find it in a pile of rubble with no context and historians will theorize about the war of 2018, when seals attacked.
Lmfao
lolol
Well I’m screenshotting your comment, and when historians find this one after yours they’ll find some answers...
Well I'm screenshotting your reply, and creating a historical conspiracy theory by hiding it in the depths of a locked chest no one will find.
This will go in the history books as the most malicious cliff hanger ever....
I LOVE DAILY DOSE OF INTERNET EVEN FOR THE STRANGEST THINGS HE NEVER CLICKBAIT!
1:30 i can finally say.. *they have been living under a rock*
How was your day? I got slapped by a seal with an octopus.
Red Plays you ruined the joke just stfu
VisualGames oh that's weird. I had a perfectly normal day. I was used to slap a seal by an octopus
So did a seal slap you using octopus as a slap-box or was the seal that slapped you dating the octopus?
VisualGames Great I got slapped by an octopus with a seal
Slapping people with an octopus is my new go to for anyone who shows disrespect. Now I just have to figure out how to always have a live octopus with me at all times.
@Omar Ignacio Silvestrini not would, is
Congratulations you now have 69 likes.
get yourself an octopus
Ask Belle Delphine , Shes an expert
*”Sir, I demand satisfaction.”*
RHINO: Give me a belly rub or Die!
Man: Do you like circular rubs or straight?
"I'm gonna end this man's whole career, wanna come?"
"Let's team up!"
1:12 *error* physics not found
*Windows 64 shutting down*
Phys.exe has stopped working
😂😂😂😂
mark anthony Campos I see what you did there
He found a nexus point to another universe where the laws of physics are way groovier.
1:12 rip ankles
so much likes
ankle machine broke
DynamicalGenius those skills tho
That dance is nasty!! But AWESOME!!
those ankles turned into Peter Parker at the end of Infinity War
YOOOOO y’all need to talk about the Goku Vegeta one more mannn, that’s so cool
Best compilation of random oddities I've ever seen