You forgot one more... when your wife goes on a diet, you better get in line with her diet. Then occasionally make a “necessary trip to a store” when in reality you just got a burger from fast food joint
Hah--yes! My dad's been a beanpole his entire life but when Mom was dieting, we ALL were dieting. She stopped dieting and made peace with her weight in the 1990s but to this day, Dad won't voluntarily eat salad.
Yep it's true. For many people they lack the motivation and reason behind their fitness goals. Once you have the right motivation, whatever it is, you'll acheive your goals. For many people, hitting rock bottom is the only way to realize. So that's when "how bad do you want it" comes into play. You go into it with half assed motivation, you're going to get half assed results and that's fine if you dont really want it that bad or arent ready. I've been there, but dont sit and cry when you fail to everyone around you.
Diddo it worked amazing for me but scary to think how obsessive I got. Plus darn COVID screwed it for me. When you say “f it the end of the world” there is little self control lol
One of my Alabama relatives asked her sister "Aren't you on a diet?Why are you eating such a big meal?" The reply was,"Oh,I had my diet an hour ago.This is my supper."
Don’t forget the people with legitamite allergies/dietary restrictions who literally cannot cheat for fear of pain/suffering/death/all of the above. I see you. I am one of you. You is kind. You is smart. You is important
At this point it's not even called a diet, it's called a "Try-et", meaning you're going to try every diet to see how long you can keep going until you either give up or forget about it.
That is SO BAD for you! The mother of one of my best friends got scared when the pediatrician got all worked up about 5 extra pounds (she was just a little kid at the time) and so mom had her on EVERY fad diet that came down the pike and it just made things worse!
@@maryjoyspohrer256 that’s bad I would say excuse me 5 pounds is nothing. She’s beautiful to me. I’m like 39 pounds overweight I wonder what he would say about me. I was like 46 pounds overweight
"Don't touch those cookies", she got radar or something? Also where I live the water might get you too. I have to filter it to make sweet tea. I tried it without the filter and not sweet tea. More like sweat tea.
Good joke! Also, people look at me funny when I tell them that the city water makes me sick. Why can't people understand when I ask for some filtered water, not the stuff from the tap? They look at me like I'm from Mars!
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785 You should try my well water. Running through a filter it looks clear but let it sit over night and watch the rust settle to the bottom.
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785 the EWG tested so called "clean" tap water in my area it has farm run off like pesticides that can make you sick. In one town I lived in the town told homeowners that the water wasn't drinkable, but didn't tell the apartment managers and there were several people who were drinking tap water in a college town drinking dirty water unknowingly 😬. I now only drink reverse osmosis,carbon filter and uv ray filtered water .
The midnight snacker, when he hissed I laughed so loud my husband jumped lol 😄 that is me to a T! Try and take my snacks away and I hiss and growl and sometimes swat like a cat. Lol
No really I can see Matt wearing skinny jeans, really! As a garter or a head band, for sure, I can see that working for Matt. 🤣 Nothing wrong with the way any of you folks look, and you all are all funny and very talented. Thanks for the videos.
I've been vegan for 6 years. Sometimes I'm the Forks Over Knives vegan, and other times I'm the vegan Ben & Jerry's and potato chips vegan. During COVID, it has been more of the latter than the former.
Something I've found is that some people might eat French fries 5x a week, but they only eat a small serving each time. Or they'll have a really small dinner after a big lunch. You only see them when they're eating, but they don't actually eat all that much. Blew my mind.
My brother's not on a diet since he's skinny enough but he's the nightime one. Also I'm hispanic and texan so going on a diet is impossible. Trust me I tried
Congratulation! 😊 Many friends of mine have been in diet. And in yo-yo mode. Wish 'em success like you -- not merely for better look, but for better health & better feel.
I want (mostly) & need to a little. I’m getting ready to work on it but also eating 3 ice cream cones right now. I rarely eat ice cream so it’s kinda whatever but still.
"Was that chicken free-range organic, born on a Tuesday, and butchered by the light of a full moon on the 14th of September? Oh, nevermind then." - at a family gathering "I'm sure [favorite budget-friendly fried chicken restaurant food] is safe." - the next day
This made me realize how many changes I have made in my diet. I went from being vegetarian to vegan to a more plant based vegan. I am doing intermittent fasting. I experience ketosis with fasting. I have increased my water intake. I am also on weight loss meds than have really helped me with food obsessions. All this together helped me lose 50 almost 60 pounds in 3 months. I am finally getting my life together and am really proud of that. I have also been focusing on my mental health this past year or two and feel like a new person overall. I am genuinely happy and extremely proud of myself. 😊
This channel just keeps getting better-and it started out good too! Thanks for posting. Subscribed a long time ago and always go here for some good fun videos-Matt is so funny!
I've been sick for a straight 5 days to the point where 3 of those days were either on a couch or my bed nursing my head and the worst sinus pain of my life plus a cold. Today was the first day I made a berry medley + kale smoothie and I loved it!! I would give anything 2 go outside on a walk and eat a healthy meal.
Omg, smoothies are my go-to headache drink. The cold numbs the pain and lowers pressure in your head, the nutrients replenish electrolytes and help low blood sugar, and the liquid rehydrates. It attacks the headache from all angles. I'm glad it helped with your cold.
@@jawjagrrl I had covid and didn’t lose my taste like if I had chocolate it actually tasted sweeter my taste was more but I felt like my lungs were closing and got double covid pneumonia and could of easily died don’t recommend that either
When am trying to lose weight and crave something for days. I go out and purchase the worst knock of brand of it that I can find. A few bites and well I don't want to finish it and the cravings go away.
Yeah you'd think people in the south would love all the meat and cheese on keto...but then they'd have to give up fried stuffs and all those mama recipe sweets.
@@ah5721 from what I've heard it's not about the food but the amount of weight lost. I'm not speaking from experience, just from what I've heard from people that went through it. For myself, I started losing hair when I had kids. I tried several different diets and the hair loss never increased or decreased. I was doing keto for almost a year and switched to carnivore, that's when things changed for me. Now the hair loss has decreased significantly!
You forgot one more... when your wife goes on a diet, you better get in line with her diet. Then occasionally make a “necessary trip to a store” when in reality you just got a burger from fast food joint
Calling me out like that. Is right
I buy stuff my husband likes, but make him keep it on n the truck or take it to work with him. Just don’t eat that in my presence, is all.
Solidarity dieting?
Hah--yes! My dad's been a beanpole his entire life but when Mom was dieting, we ALL were dieting. She stopped dieting and made peace with her weight in the 1990s but to this day, Dad won't voluntarily eat salad.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Matt's hiss though 😆
All he needed was some black around the eyes for raccoon mode 😂
The best
Mood lmao
I hopes he is ok, tornado in Birmingham
Opposum worthy.
As the great philosopher, Garfield said..."Diet is just DIE, with a T stuck on."
That is simple yet PROFOUND!
😄
Did someone say Tea?
😂😹
They should put that on a shirt
“How badly do you want this?”
Not badly enough, apparently.
Exactly my response!
I was just wondering how many takes it took for the bike lifts lol?
Right there with ya!
I was thinking the same thing
Yep it's true. For many people they lack the motivation and reason behind their fitness goals. Once you have the right motivation, whatever it is, you'll acheive your goals. For many people, hitting rock bottom is the only way to realize. So that's when "how bad do you want it" comes into play. You go into it with half assed motivation, you're going to get half assed results and that's fine if you dont really want it that bad or arent ready. I've been there, but dont sit and cry when you fail to everyone around you.
"I'm pretty sure this is... one serving of wine." DY. ING!!!!!
Yup, I can attest, that's just one serving. I have 3-4 servings, so I know ...
The person saying that would never use a glass that small.
If it fits in one glass, it’s one serving! (That’s why you gotta get those giant glasses....)
@@HariSeldon913 😂😂😂🤣
I'm sticking with the best line ever, "body by biscuits, when you want to get in shape and you don't care what shape it is."
lmao
Hahahaha 🤣
I'm feelin' FLUFFY!
T Spaulding: Round is a shape!
Yep, round is a shape. I'm personally going for that round fluffy biscuit butt 🤣🤣
Thought this was hilarious ... until the Calorie Counter came up and I felt personally called out xD
SAME!
Me too! Especially, when she was talking about the wine.
Diddo it worked amazing for me but scary to think how obsessive I got. Plus darn COVID screwed it for me. When you say “f it the end of the world” there is little self control lol
I felt that way about keto.
I intermittently fast so from the start I felt attacked
🤣 when Matt hissed like a possum at the outdoor cat food bowl🤣😂
That was really good. The whole video. Well done!💜
Definitely one of my all time favorites!!!
🤣
Im on the see food diet. I see food i eat food.
You too? I've been on that diet for years, and it's worked very well for me!
I'm on the same diet😂
Great dad joke!
A classic, LOL!
Your stomach Knows!!!
One of my Alabama relatives asked her sister "Aren't you on a diet?Why are you eating such a big meal?"
The reply was,"Oh,I had my diet an hour ago.This is my supper."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like her style.
🤣🤣
Currently on the “doesn’t care and eats chips everyday” stage
S A M E
I'm at the "Diet? What diet?" stage of my....ummm....diet.
Well chips are vegetables, so hence diet food. That's the way I look at it.
Just call it bulking season instead and lift a few weights to justify it.
@@Thunder_Dome45, or chocolate bars made of cocoa beans= bean bar! 😋
"Oh you havent seen everything will kill you but water?"
...Except if you live in Flint.
Drowning.
Or if you get scalded by hot steam
Hahaha 😂
Oh, SNAP!
Loooove the hissing night-snacker. So perfect to catch him in the beam of the flashlight - just like a hissing possum. Perfect! 🤣😂🤣😂
Don’t forget the people with legitamite allergies/dietary restrictions who literally cannot cheat for fear of pain/suffering/death/all of the above. I see you. I am one of you. You is kind. You is smart. You is important
That movie you referenced was so good.
Nah that's what the "everything will kill you besides water" was about 😂
@@flufflepuffle The Help.
Thank you!
I can't eat dairy or I'm in the fetal position for a week. I made a dairy free pumpkin pie and everyone loved it .
bluebelllll ice creaaam is what made this video southern and I wholeheartedly approve
Ya'll they make Mardi Gras King Cake bluebell,
I love the entire cast but Matt always makes me laugh out loud. 😁
I loved Matt's hiss lol. I tend to hiss all the time.
At this point it's not even called a diet, it's called a "Try-et", meaning you're going to try every diet to see how long you can keep going until you either give up or forget about it.
That's a good word to use!!😅
I hate those people who say “It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle”. 🙄
That is SO BAD for you! The mother of one of my best friends got scared when the pediatrician got all worked up about 5 extra pounds (she was just a little kid at the time) and so mom had her on EVERY fad diet that came down the pike and it just made things worse!
@@maryjoyspohrer256 that’s bad I would say excuse me 5 pounds is nothing. She’s beautiful to me. I’m like 39 pounds overweight I wonder what he would say about me. I was like 46 pounds overweight
Just in time for all of those broken new years resolutions !
Unless you didn't make any...
@@StArFuRyZz Brother??
Despite being a bald bearded behemoth myself, this is the closest I have ever felt to Matt.
"Don't touch those cookies", she got radar or something? Also where I live the water might get you too. I have to filter it to make sweet tea. I tried it without the filter and not sweet tea. More like sweat tea.
Good joke! Also, people look at me funny when I tell them that the city water makes me sick. Why can't people understand when I ask for some filtered water, not the stuff from the tap? They look at me like I'm from Mars!
Lol yuck
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785
You should try my well water.
Running through a filter it looks clear but let it sit over night and watch the rust settle to the bottom.
Nope its called sharp hearing and heavy glass
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785 the EWG tested so called "clean" tap water in my area it has farm run off like pesticides that can make you sick. In one town I lived in the town told homeowners that the water wasn't drinkable, but didn't tell the apartment managers and there were several people who were drinking tap water in a college town drinking dirty water unknowingly 😬. I now only drink reverse osmosis,carbon filter and uv ray filtered water .
I know for a fact Cookie Monster is eyeing those cookies
TIL I'm Cookie Monster
I was laughing through most of these and then hit “The Documentary Watcher”... dang, I got nailed here.
I’m literally on a diet right now and I see myself in this video-
"literally"
Same I’m the calorie counter
@@gwendalynnalvarado8277 I feel called out. lol
Same!
1:58 We've all been there, brother.
The midnight snacker, when he hissed I laughed so loud my husband jumped lol 😄 that is me to a T! Try and take my snacks away and I hiss and growl and sometimes swat like a cat. Lol
No really I can see Matt wearing skinny jeans, really! As a garter or a head band, for sure, I can see that working for Matt. 🤣 Nothing wrong with the way any of you folks look, and you all are all funny and very talented. Thanks for the videos.
Baby, when he said he won’t be able to get in skinny jeans, I hollered.
As someone that is currently on weight watchers that totally cracked me up! I was about crying n my husband thinks I'm crazy lol..probably am:)
I've been vegan for 6 years. Sometimes I'm the Forks Over Knives vegan, and other times I'm the vegan Ben & Jerry's and potato chips vegan. During COVID, it has been more of the latter than the former.
ben and jerrys do make amazing vegan ice cream dont they 😭😭😭
Haha true!
Where do you get vegan Ben & Jerry's ?! I can't eat dairy without pain and finding vegan ice cream that doesn't cost an arm and a leg is a nightmare 😫
When I had covid I craved oranges
@@ah5721 just get a banana and mash it up and freeze it it’s like banana ice cream
An old Maxine carton. "It's my body, I'll have pie if I want to". (Sung to It's my party).
The "If I just cut out food for today I can drink this 12 pack of beer person."
That's me but switch beer to wine, lol
I hate it how some people eat french fries 5 times a week and not gain a pound. Like i think about chocolate and i gain 5 pounds...help me.
Stop eating dairy.
@@ah5721 i’m a vegetarian, and I don’t eat or drink dairy.... it’s dark chocolate honey:)
Something I've found is that some people might eat French fries 5x a week, but they only eat a small serving each time. Or they'll have a really small dinner after a big lunch. You only see them when they're eating, but they don't actually eat all that much.
Blew my mind.
I will restart tomorrow.
Imagine drinking water with a spoon
IKR, I use a fork
Excuse me, that is the best way to eat water soup.
Everyone who drinks water will die...one day.
Why the heck do you comment on EVERY video
KIM!! REMEMBER ME FROM THE STAMPY COMMENT SECTION?!
love this channel 😁💛
I was waiting all this time for the fitness dude.
I can relate to ALL of them....
I’m all of them!🤣
My brother's not on a diet since he's skinny enough but he's the nightime one. Also I'm hispanic and texan so going on a diet is impossible. Trust me I tried
I am watching this while I eat my lunch immediately as my 16 hour fast ends and my 8 hours eating begins. It's delicious.
That was funny. I got hit many times: keto, calorie counter, macro counter, intermittent fasting, cheat day warrior.
I got sick and tired of BEING sick and tired...so I did something about it. Down about 15 from my last Dr.'s appt.
Congratulation! 😊
Many friends of mine have been in diet. And in yo-yo mode.
Wish 'em success like you -- not merely for better look, but for better health & better feel.
Well done!!
I want (mostly) & need to a little. I’m getting ready to work on it but also eating 3 ice cream cones right now. I rarely eat ice cream so it’s kinda whatever but still.
Nice!!!!!! Keep at it. It's so, so worth it. Your knees will thank you!
That is fantastic!
In the words of the Great Garfield: Diet is "die" with a "T"
You forgot one can't eat that is bad for you or am allergic.
"Was that chicken free-range organic, born on a Tuesday, and butchered by the light of a full moon on the 14th of September? Oh, nevermind then." - at a family gathering
"I'm sure [favorite budget-friendly fried chicken restaurant food] is safe." - the next day
I can totally see when Mary was writing this sketch "let's see Skinny Jeans.....perfect line for Matt" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This made me realize how many changes I have made in my diet. I went from being vegetarian to vegan to a more plant based vegan. I am doing intermittent fasting. I experience ketosis with fasting. I have increased my water intake. I am also on weight loss meds than have really helped me with food obsessions. All this together helped me lose 50 almost 60 pounds in 3 months. I am finally getting my life together and am really proud of that. I have also been focusing on my mental health this past year or two and feel like a new person overall. I am genuinely happy and extremely proud of myself. 😊
Good job! Keep singing!
Bless ya'lls little hearts 💕 you nailed it again!
This channel just keeps getting better-and it started out good too! Thanks for posting. Subscribed a long time ago and always go here for some good fun videos-Matt is so funny!
Oh my WORD!!! I am counting all my points too! Have y'all been watching me?!?! 😂
Where is the "I cry my self to sleep so hard I lose weight diet"?
Yes its called depression and loss of appetite, or the breakup diet 🤫
@@ah5721 I thought the break up diet was ice cream and pasta.
Which one are y’all? I’m probably the late night snacker... haha!
Keto here
Intermittant faster😁
Minus eating in the dark and hissing lol.
I've literally never gone on a diet, but Matt hissing in the dark is definitely something I'd do 😂
@@candicehoneycutt4318 youre my hero
Cheat day warrior here!
Keto, intermittent fasting and cheat day warrior
7 days a week....
Lol the pain as he said "how badly do you want this?" 'Cause thats how that works lol
I've been sick for a straight 5 days to the point where 3 of those days were either on a couch or my bed nursing my head and the worst sinus pain of my life plus a cold. Today was the first day I made a berry medley + kale smoothie and I loved it!! I would give anything 2 go outside on a walk and eat a healthy meal.
Awww, so sorry. Hope you feel better soon. 🥺
My spouse lost 35lbs in December on the COVID "food doesn't taste like anything" diet. Don't recommend!
Omg, smoothies are my go-to headache drink. The cold numbs the pain and lowers pressure in your head, the nutrients replenish electrolytes and help low blood sugar, and the liquid rehydrates. It attacks the headache from all angles. I'm glad it helped with your cold.
Get checked for covid they say omicron is like a sinus infection on steroids
@@jawjagrrl I had covid and didn’t lose my taste like if I had chocolate it actually tasted sweeter my taste was more but I felt like my lungs were closing and got double covid pneumonia and could of easily died don’t recommend that either
Hey Matt, you okay, I heard there was a tornado in Birmingham
Everyone at IAST is doing ok. Thanks for checking on us, Wyatt!
@@alostrich okay
Hahahahaha!!! "It's not a diet it's a RESET" 🙌
This was hilarious!!! And so true y'all!
Actually no it’s a fad diet
“Oh you haven’t seen everything will kill you but water?”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got me good!!!!
When am trying to lose weight and crave something for days. I go out and purchase the worst knock of brand of it that I can find. A few bites and well I don't want to finish it and the cravings go away.
I love that you included Bluebell!!
You missed my "after a 15 minute hypnosis session, 3 years later still holding a 40 lb weight loss at a size 6" True Story.
Whattt..congrats!
Size 6? You got way too tiny you didn’t need to lose 40 pounds
#25! I'm the KETO Die-Hard. I've transitioned to Carnivore and lost 65 pounds!!
Yeah you'd think people in the south would love all the meat and cheese on keto...but then they'd have to give up fried stuffs and all those mama recipe sweets.
45 lbs down on keto over here! It's not totally crazy if it works! lol
Keto guy didn’t say anything about losing hair. 😂
I hadn't heard that potential side-effect before! :/
Not just keto, any diet will make you lose hair from what I've heard.
@@SeriousCakes depends on what it is. If its paleo than you'll be okay. Protien from good meat and fruits and vegetables. You should be super healthy.
@@ah5721 from what I've heard it's not about the food but the amount of weight lost. I'm not speaking from experience, just from what I've heard from people that went through it. For myself, I started losing hair when I had kids. I tried several different diets and the hair loss never increased or decreased. I was doing keto for almost a year and switched to carnivore, that's when things changed for me. Now the hair loss has decreased significantly!
Bro if you lose your hair, you're not eating enough. Source: I have an eating disorder.
The "Warm Prune Juice" dieter. LOL "Anything can go in as long as it goes out quickly" LOL
Oh man got me with the Calorie Counter and MyFitnessPal 😂
If you're gonna count calories, MyFitnessPal is the best one for sure!
I intermittent fast. You didn’t have to attack me like that 😂😂
Interesting. Keep up the work. God bless and have a wonderful day
I can't...LOL. You guys are too much!
Calorie Counter gal is GORGEOUS! She don't need to diet. Y'all forgot the "sea(see)food dieter".
I know those people. And they are me.
The Nighttime Snacker. LOL!!
I laughed out loud at the 'dessert justifier'. Gold!
Man, we all need that dude arm lifting his bicycle in our lives 😆
Right now, my diet is like drinking water with chopsticks!
"Flavor...is good..." 😭🤣
round is a shape, COME ON SOMEBODY!😂😂😂
I’m even earlier than the bless your family people
Nice!
Did I just see a spaghetti sauce jar being used as a water glass? Why not?!
I've done it. All my glassware got killed by my husband and children
"Oh, you haven't seen Everything Will Kill You But Water?" 😂😁
The juicer’s food looks like what I give my guinea pig
That last one though. SPOT ON.
Hahaha.. Pretty much me with all of it. Just wrap all of it up into a burrito and let's go!
True true true....
Pass me the biscuits and butter....
I’m the calorie counter guy. It works but makes me question how it makes you obsess with every bit of food you eat.
I’m so the juicer and the documentary watcher 😂
The struggle is real y'all!
My favorite is the hissing Nighttime eater!! LOL!!! You're going to be in trouble if you stop him!!
She's gotten Southern thicc, and her accent is 😍 I like it. More Southern culture videos 👏 I'm a fan.
May reminded me of an opossum in the trash bin with the whole"step away" teeth baring thing lol
So relatable y'all! Bless your hearts!
Omg, my aunt is the whole 30 fanatic. She defends it all the time! It drives me up the wall!
It’s like a religion!
Did it once out of curiosity. Lost 8kg(18 lbs) I like cheese though
She knows it's not meant to be a permanent meal plan, right?
Actually it’s a fad diet
“stays on the diet during vacation “
Lifting the bike lol
“I’ve been brushing my teeth a lot” 😂😂😂😂😂
The Calorie Counter- with that big ol' glass of wine! 😆🍷🍷🍷
I am the "I give-up by Noon on the No Sugar Plan and go straight for DESSERT"😋🍩🍪🍨🎂🍰🥧🍫🍬🍭:)
Same omg sugar is my weakness. OOOOH, look at those emojis 🤤😂🤣😂🤣
I got a giggle with the woman counting calories with that giant glass of wine. That’s something I would do 🤣😂
I'm ALL of these omg 😭😭😭 I feel like my life has just been unraveled 🤣
The nighttime snacker is so relatable. I wish I had some cookie dough. 😂😂😂
Cookie dough is gross
Yeah!! Exactly!! about that keto diet. tried it twice. Almost died of weakness, Twice.
"Mind over matter bro"
.."can I put the bike down now?" 🤣
The Eric bit a the end was funny.