26 Traits Japanese Girls Want in a Guy
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- What do Japanese girls look for in a guy? After a recent study, we now know the 26 traits (personality/physical appearance) that girls looks for. Let's go and discover the secrets to success, with a real life Japanese girl. Be sure to score out of 26!
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NOTIFICATION SQUAD: What was your score out of 26? To be honest, if you got less than I did a congratulations is probably in order, given that you're likely to be in the minority.
If any of you can shed some light on why Japanese girls love beetles, please share your wisdom. For me, the answer lies beyond the realms of comprehension.
Right, I'm off to cry in a cupboard.
hi
A perfect 0
yes!! just have to watch your new video before going to sleep!! you just have that disappointed expression when Chiaki saying her ‘reqt’ and you didnt fit them. just always smile Chris! haha well, im still waiting for that duel with the weighing scale!.. 😂😂😂
I dont know about the other traits, but i sure can eat meat!
Ur a lad
To summarise this video:
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
@Jon Goat be a flower hahaha
rule 1 and 2
@Jon Goat Well, the concept of "flower boys" exists for a reason! ;)
3. Buy Coke
And whatever you do, be born in August!
Two traits guys want in Japanese girls:
1. 2D
2. comes with subtitles
Times Ten cringe
Lmao
If we were on Reddit I would have given you silver
Lol
@@blackhoundSSC fortunately, we're not on reddit *cringe*
So many note-worthy quotes:
"Girls will be YES!"
"My shit fashion will stand out"
"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman"
"Beetles look like a man"
"If your clothes smell good, girl will fall in love with you"
I'm dying XD
Smelling good is subjective tho innit
I am dying with laughter right now!
the clothes one is legit all around the world though!
"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." I laughed. And I felt that.
My theory: This magazine's CEO's nephew wanted to get a girlfriend, so they published an incredibly specific article describing him as the "ideal guy".
CEO's nephew working part-time at a cafe?
@@Iron_Justicer 🤔
@@tiureiji makes sense, because his uncle is rich, but still makes him get a job. In that situation, he went with one where he could meet a lot of women
🤣😭🤣
the beetle hobbyist nephew
English Guy flirts with woman by being self-deprecating. Classic.
thats my technique, very british
I do the opposite but really the same, act arrogant to an absurd degree and its really self deprecating but indirect
@@Nikotheleepic same here, works much better. Also make tease and make fun of them. Most women will find it funny and attractive, if they don't they aint worth bothering with.
@@halflifeepisode34980 you've got a very personalized system for grading women i see
if they laugh at my jokes i'm ok with them otherwise
they have no worth whatsoever
Because it is amusing and it kinda makes us wanna make them feel better. WE PITY YOU! Muahaha...
The rolling up of sleeves is an interesting one. In history, men in Japan typically wear clothing that covers their arms. It was an opportune place to conceal valuables or a weapon.
After the US rolled in, with men having sleeves rolled up, with arms on display, it has become something unwittingly sexually attractive to Japanese women, because it was not typically a body part that was ever afforded to them prior.
I assume that rolled up sleeves makes their minds subconscioisly think that the guy is working with their hands a lot, therefore they're strong.💪 🤣
@@Northanteus oml brah it just looks manly. specially if they are a bit grease monked or have a hatchet.
So basically Japanese culture made it a forbidden fruit and American GI's opened the floodgates
@@burstingwizard975 yep
@@Northanteus Yea, that advanced hype job of an explanation OP is not the case. No way. Strong forearms usually means the rest of you is not weak. Show it. Edit: and then girls will be YES!
Chris: "I feel awful now"
Girl : BIG SMILE
Turns out, me; a female, is the perfect man according to Japanese girls
think seriously to move to Japan
Me, pansexual: I see this as an absolute win!
My sister told me this too... Sis???!
Get what u can get!
So you’re the oldest son whilst also being female, right
"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" should be on a shirt
Could be Broad’s best line
thing is wearing a shirt like that would make you look like an unreasonably cheap hitman
'Girls will be "Yes" '
I was cackling like a madman at that line, it's fucking amazing.
12:17
I love her. It seems so rare that you interact with Japanese people who really get your jokes and can roll with it, and even respond in kind. If you weren't dating the Canadian girl I'd say why'd you let her go! Except for the fact that she finds you incredibly unappealing...
But for sure Chaki must be a christmas cake by now?
I understand thats because Chiaki is married with a British guy!
This is hilarious. You both have very good comedic timing.
“Girls Will Be Yes”
Natsuki should model the shirt.
Probably really should be Chiaki on the shirt on account of her being the one to say it ;)
It should be a hoodie so he doesn't look like a reasonably priced hitman...
@@Nerdthagoras _yes_
'Beetles look like Man'
'Girls will be "Yes" '
Imagine dating a Japanese girl, everything is going fine untill she asks you how much time you spend in the Harajuku district...
and u live together in USA that would be wtf
the cafe you work at needs to be there or at least that's where your athletic club meets?
Ilo Rock do you get to the Harajuku district often? What am I saying... of course you don’t.
Nathan Cramer NO! STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
@@chaoticcramer9877 I was about to say that lol
CHIAKI is freaking amazing!
The dynamic between you two is funny and cute
Thin and mascular but cola drinker and heavy meat eater, also in a athletics club and found in Harajuku area. Sounds like a sports anime protagonist or something of sort.
LMAO
_yed_
Facts
I 've been doing that for 27 years and I'm dutch
This was absolutely answered by a female fan of sports anime, lol.
She is the most polite, brutally honest person I think I have ever seen.
standard japanese
Lmaoo for real
That’s just Japan IAN
are all japanese people this honest ahah or is it just cause they are friends
not to mention a bit vulgar because when they show milk she is saying cow piss (does anybody else here it)
You are a smooth operator my friend. Love the wit!
It's so nice video sir! I love British accent, So now what I have to learn is Japanese before moving there to work!
I feel like all the Japanese girls have fallen in love with the same guy working in a cafe in Tokyo
@Karlimo there are a few of those recently...
Who loves beetles
Finally all those harem anime have some truth in them!
Kaneki ken maybe
Kinda like how all American girls fell in love with a convicted rapist and abuser with a cute FB profile picture?
So, end of the day, Japanese girls prefer employed men without a history of kicking her ass? Jee, how sensible..
-white T shirt
-Navy blue jeans
It’s official, Japanese girls love hank hill
I ALMOST CHOKED FROM LAUGHTER
At first I thought about Homer Simpson but then I thought Hank Hill is better
Really makes me wonder why his brother is still single...
@Shinichi Kudo SpongeBob
😆
I want to see a video about how to date Chiaki. She is so cute and seems like a genuinely nice person.
Quite possibly the best CZcams channel. It's up there at least.
'I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman'. Lmao. Oddly spot on though.
Damn, when did he say that xD
@@counter9649 12:12
@@counter9649 12:15
Maybe it's an English thing I dress like reasonably priced hitman too
I was gonna mention it, too! How casually he came up with that. :D
Chiaki: *gives an explanation*
Chris: of course
Also Chris: *visible confusion*
A comment with over 1k likes AND liked by Chris has no replies? Perhaps the archives are incomplete…
Visible confusion? No, that's just his face. He always looks like that.
Thanks for this video, it was really amusing, it made me laugh.
cool video hahaha key word for learning from this is definitely "Refreshing" 🤣
I love how she smiles and nods when he says he's basically the most unappealing guy ever😂
What's wrong with you?
He's extremely appealing, especially on his more recent videos.
Daniyal Danish imagine having such a bad reading comprehension that you can‘t even understand such an easy sentence. Where did he say the he thinks he is unappealing? He literally only quoted Chris.
@@BorisBatalov My bad.
she was pretty happy and smiling with anytime she got to check "Fail" which was often...but she has a nice smile though, so...silver lining?
@@BorisBatalov I'm sure you didn't mean any offense but that was a little harsh. They just misunderstood the comment, I don't think they were meaning to be harmful mate.
Quote of the year “I like to dress like I’m a reasonably priced hit man”
Honestly. That's most westerners. The "Ideal" japanese male, sounds very much like some hollywood teen movie stereotype.
Assassin Creedit
@@alondor8157 I think it probably has something to do with the whole Japanese people not dating dilemma.
After one week of my latest airsoft game, I am still in my ranger green Plate Carrier...
That cracked me up
I love your expression trying to understand another cultures tendencies. I felt like my quizzical expression was represented.
I’m into Beatles.
I got 17. But I’m also female, so….
I think the US ‘working in a cafe’ equivalent is ‘plays in a band.’
BREAKING NEWS: Major amount of men quitting their jobs to work at cafés.
The irony there is that you'll be poor and women don't like poor men, especially Japanese women.
**Three weeks later**
Major news: Droves of men quitting the café scene because it pays shit and customers are a pain.
@Vect0r while having a fulltime job too, i find it utterly funny in what kind of illusions some people live, as if you could be sunshine and all after working 8 hours in a heated bureau.
You might keep your current job and get a job at a Cafe, working both gigs part-time. Get good salary *and* the girl. 💰💃
Double-win!
@@JohnDoe-pt7ru thats practically the majority of women
The way she says "Fail" was both adorable and soul-crushing
otterpoet adorably soul crushing
no shit... let face they just want the guy to do all the work while they enjoy do nothing all day....
@@campkira and who is going to raise the children and do the cooking and clean the house you
@@parisstromatias637 if you can cook rice omelete and only work part time in a cafe you can do that on your own
i love how she just thinks everything he needs to change is completely reasonable and simple
Years later STILL hilarious!
1: spends less than $90 on his own clothes per months
2: spends a lot of time in the shopping district buying HER clothes
Literally every girl Dream Husbando
using all the money he makes working part time in a cafe
That’s a No from me
Not all are like that.. you're talking about the fashionable Japanese women.. the normal ones are just so normal even if they're rich.. they just like men who can protect and are sweet to them.. just a flower as a surprise would already make them so happy.. also, joke with them without being so insulting or without going way too far with the joke.. I and my partner are now planning to get married after 4 years of being with her..
I was just thinking the same thing as to the why behind that one. 😎😁
“I like to dress like I’m a reasonably priced hit man” - Chris Broad 2019
🤣
he should make it a shirt XD i'd be wearing it everywhere XD please chris!
You cound do that yourself too s self printed shirt, but it would look cool.
£20 and a fix to get a smackhead to stab someone for you
I'd say, more like Iron Man.
I like how she gets the humour and plays along well herself
5:05 rolled up innit 🤣. Letting ur inner brit out lol
This is clearly someone writing about a specific guy at the coffee shop she likes...
And that's pretty adorable, even if not applicable in a wider dating context
And yet Chiaki agreed with almost all of it
His face while talking about cafe shop tho xd
Yeah, they talk about that in the PodCast lop
Pretty obvious from the “August Birthday” requirement.
Chris: "I'm basically the most unappealing guy ever"
Chiaki: *nodding vigorously*
Uh! I can feel the burn around the globe!
I may not be japanese but he sure is appealing to me
Maddy G
Yeah, we in the west like his unadulterated cynicism and his nihilistic tone of voice lol
Not exactly kawaii though 😜
That burn must be why the ice caps are melting
Chris: Am I unattractive?
The nation of Japan: S O U D E S U
Chris: Shouganai
(>cycles away)
This is so sad, smash like
My favorite burn in the whole video is #9
Chris: "The ideal guy is kind and gentle. Tick. Yes."
Chiaki: "No."
Chris: "What do you mean no??"
Chiaki: "Fail"
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN! :D
I always come back to this video because it's so damn funny
I've got some work to do. I've got go dye my hair, quit my job for a part-time job, start working out and getting thin, and then maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to be born in August.
It takes a lot of hard work and effort to be born in August.
@@ooogabooga3465 Defo. I had to go all through that. 😂
ItamiBukoto
don’t be born in August because you’ll become a mistake
lollllllll im dying
@@mangi5 you're just jealous because we get all the Japanese wœmen
12:16 "I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." This man is an absolute lad.
6:35 😂😂 this was funny “tick” and she was like “no, fail”
I feel like with the new "himbo" trend, this video makes more sense. Happy, cute, bright, energetic, kind guys have a lot of appeal. The brooding intellectual is popular too, but I think it's never quite as mainstream.
She’s BACK and ready to ROAST Chris lol
これまでで最も愚かなビデオ
I read that as black
"fail"
"Fail"
"FAIL"
Face it, Chris, you are just inadequate. Chiaki has spoken.
Next!
"Prefers navy blue or white clothing".
I'm so white, that if I wore white clothing, I would be arrested for indecency.
Why did this made me laugh. God dammit
😂😂😂
🤦♂️🤣🤣
Lol jajajjaajja
Basically a walking flashbang
woow... realised, I ve got some answers in my relationship... questions i never asked got be answered today. For ex: why do we care so much about the right smell of washing powder, but I never discuss to have an aftershave even on summer days. Or, why do i hate short hair, but suddenly so many around me thinks it looks cute and (maybe a bit) handsome...if it got a bit shorter than planed...
I look forward to 2 years from now when you and Chiaki do a video making a new chris
"...basically the most unappealing guy ever to Japanese girls."
*Nods vigourously*
Yah, I made the same comment before reading yours. She's not exactly trying to be nice about it to him, lol.
When I am not cooking omelette rice at a cafe I work part time at, I spend my time around harajuku, looking for beetles in my white hoodie with rolled up sleeves sipping an ice cold coke.
and drinking alcohol..lots of it...perfect gentleman.
That's typically what a smiling black-haired thin and muscular guy born in August would do if he had 90$ a month to spend on clothing and if he wanted to get married.
Since coffee is also foreign would drinking cola-coffee be even better?
Cuba libre should be a chick magnet drink. Just coke + rum.
All that while eating some manly meat
I'm a solid 17/26 here, mainly due to the fact that I'm not Japanese so I automatically fail the physical appearance ones, and I have no idea what the hell a harajuku is. And I'm not thin and muscular, I'm more like...a bear. Got a pot belly, but I can also pick up the rear end of my car (on an empty tank).
26/26 imo just for being able to pickup your car
why would you set your car on an empty tank . like a t72?
@@danf4447 A JP Bahlsach "Aumaibahlz" stealth sackwhacker.
That follow-up would be great ngl
Breaking news: Because of an overabundance of applicants, wages for male workers in cafes have dropped significantly.
"Kind and gentle"
Chris: Tick ✔. YES
Japanese: No.
Chris: What do you mean by No?
Japanese: fail
@Abroad in Japan, what was the go here? Because you do actually seem like a kind and gentle guy. When the camera goes off you're a monster?
And he seemed to skip right past it, too.
This was a much funnier video than I thought it would be tbh 😂🤣
Oh man, your candor is SO funny in this context. I love it! Nice job! =)
"I like to dress like I'm a reasonably priced hitman."
GOLD.
17 minutes of Chris trying to work out why he's unromantic and refreshing to Japanese girls is quite an entertaining video unsurprisingly
This is Hella fun 🤣
You are very refreshing,
She's the mean one
"I like to dress like im a reasonably priced hitman"
Ah, a man after my own heart.
Seriously Chris. Sell your Idea and start selling T-Shirts saying "Girls will be YES" in japanese. I'd buy that.
Holy wow, when she speaks with a Japanese/British accent, amazing.
I'm suprised about the not wearing cologne tip. I thought it was very important to smell good before picking up women or just meeting people in general.
"Id like to dress like I'm a reasonably priced hitman" -Chris
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im... honestly going to try to emulate that
I hope that i someday will be as funny as he
Knicker Poker G.....
(Reference from one of his other videos)
I really did LOL at that one. Chiaki didn't seem to get it unfortunately.
Japanese girls standards are:
- looks like a boy
- a man
if he has these two you must merry
You are a jew, never ever go into any interracial marriage. Respect your God
Itay Cohen eat your cereal
A white man
Eat your cereal
They like shota ...
CHIAKI is adorable.
What a video ❤️💙
Married a guy who is the oldest sibling = highest inheritance
According to Japanese law, parents’ assets are supposed to be inherited equally to all the siblings. Actually many Japanese women avoid the oldest sons because the oldest son’s wife is expected to take care of her parents in law especially in the conservative countryside.
@@sirmione905 That's only if they don't have a will. Oldest usually work the hardest and leads so they are successor. That is how it's in Asia if you're wealthy or upper middle class.
If I were japanese, I would stay a loooooooong way away from the oldest son - I will not be a nurse to his parents, I want to have hobbies
@@itsmeGeorgina plus you might have your own parents to take care of. 2 sets is just unreasonable. Practically gotta get another house to just cram them all into to reduce the logistical issues
Why so they have to take care of the parents as he is the oldest?
If i find a japanese girl who is not partially pixelated, i'm happy.
Oh god...
i see what u did there
Rofl 🤣
It's pronounced "Mosiac".👌🏾🧐
@@V4Now mosaic you mean? 🧐
9:48 Bro forgot about his hat/cap collection purchases! 😂🎩🧢
I'm an American from Alabama and spoken for but took the quiz out curiosity. 14/26. Haha been to Japan once, and love the nation of Japan. The people are nice and warm.
I feel like I was just given a deep insight into why I kept hearing Japan has a population decline problem.
Yup.
Yarp.
Yap
cuz they are crazy, their society is oppressive, fake smiling and constant judgment. All these youtuber that go there and play the "happy gajin" role will eventually come back to the west once they get bored.
Didn't know this problem had such a simple solution
The look of horror on her face when you said that you didn't want to get married was priceless
Why not have vid what japanese guys look for
But then he gets engaged to Sharla. Funny how things play out.
@@_P2M_ Engagement is not marriage.
@@jackjohnson8305
Engagement is wanting to get married, chump.
@@jackjohnson8305 no shit sherlock cheers for clearing that up... most people do not get engaged unless they intend to get married
Yes... I decided to watch this 6 months before my exchange student program to Japan-
Aw she’s so adorable! That was funny too thanks for the entertainment 😜
I love how she just shuts him down so many times like: No. Fail. *Marks another X*
Lol I know right. This is how it goes for all of us XD
Yep, she was brilliant 🙂
My favourite part hahaha
He’s British. That’s their love language.
#7 is true. I don't know why but I was drinking a Coke and I had many girls come up to talk with me and sometimes further. However, I am genetically Japanese as all my ancestors are Japanese. The only "give away" was the way I was dressed. Jeans, and rolled up sleeves white long sleeve t-shirt. Except working part-time in a cafe, I have most of the others.
Sir Chris you are doing great, I dont think you need to change for anyone because if you change then its definitely not you.
"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" is now in my top three personal fashion style descriptions
What are the other 2?
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee "comfortable vampire" and "definitely not a witch trying to blend in and failing"
@@yphre So: I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman or a comfortable vampire, and definitely not witch trying to blend in and failing
Agent 4.7
😂
Chris - Died and reborn in august to appeal to japanese girls.
So effort
@i i Why would he change his colour?
The way she so enthusiastically tells you to "make another Chris." BRUTAL.
I have to say that every once and a while I hear an Aussie or New Zealander accent in her comments, and I find it so attractive and endearing. Good on ya mate! lol
"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." Spot on.
Those 26 traits sounds more like a male-maid/butler than a boyfriend.
What do you think a husband functions as?
It's like Black Butler all over again.
Bishounen are usually the ones who are categorized into the butler stereotype. The guy described here is more of the type of guy that does baseball, texts you to check if you are free, would play videogames from time to time and is a much more casual guy than the horrible bishounen trope that is presented in anime. Basically, the guy described here is pretty playful and childish. (for some reason western women prefer bishounen more over the sawayaka boys [almost every fujoshi ever] Sawayaka/Genki >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bishounen)
Exactly....those women made stuffs up to sound cute
Lool
I think so,an accessory is a good idea
This makes me understand a lot of traits that male characters have on anime
and also, she's destroying him while lauhing, I love it
Holy christ, her saying "Fail" to everything was dead funny. Well done, great fun :)
You, good sir, need to find a navy blue hooded sweatshirt, sleeves rolled up with a Coke bottle on the front next to a plate of meat and rice omelet while carrying around a small box with a beetle in it and then find a bar to sit in so you get the drinking part checked off
C C A cafe bar- where he also works parttime
Goodluck To You Guys!!! 😗
#9 @6:31
"No.., Fail." 😂
My score is 1, i have a lot of hoodies.
I’m a blonde long haired vegetarian with no muscles who has difficulty talking to people, never has a café job, can’t cook, haven’t been in a sports club since school, wears dark clothing, never smiles while out, an only child...
But I drink litres of Coke. Come on girls
You lady killer
Only child=Oldest child
+1 score
Ahahahaa
Are you thin and muscular though?
I also like coke, but I prefer nasal injections, as opposed to drinking
You should let Coca Cola know that you're about to raise their sales by 200%.
Chris, you are so funny 😂
I read the full article and I luckily meet 3 of the hardest criteria, being born in August, blood type O and oldest sibling... hope nobody's desperately trying to meet this last one 😳