How to Date Japanese Girls | Secrets Revealed

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  • čas přidán 29. 12. 2015
  • How to date Japanese girls? The annoyingly frequent question. My friend Chiaki and I finally sat down to discuss the topic once and for all.
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  • @LordVerdo
    @LordVerdo Před 3 lety +2113

    Chris triggered after hearing "French guys"; he is truly British.

    • @diogo763
      @diogo763 Před 3 lety +70

      I mean, who wouldn’t?

    • @FilippoFavrettomusic
      @FilippoFavrettomusic Před 3 lety +34

      @@diogo763 same, and I am italian 😂

    • @Animefreakess
      @Animefreakess Před 3 lety +31

      European culture in a nutshell... The nearest country is trash!

    • @leonardocontin937
      @leonardocontin937 Před 3 lety +63

      @@Animefreakess But everyone agrees on hating the french

    • @orlogskapten4161
      @orlogskapten4161 Před 3 lety +45

      @@leonardocontin937 Even the French, I am French

  • @codysodyssey3818
    @codysodyssey3818 Před 4 lety +2483

    “Americans...”
    “Australians...”
    “Irish...”
    “French...”
    “-let’s move on.”
    I was dying

    • @joaquinfuenzalida73
      @joaquinfuenzalida73 Před 4 lety +118

      Aren't those like the typical British rivals?

    • @codysodyssey3818
      @codysodyssey3818 Před 4 lety +102

      Joaquín Fuenzalida that’s the joke

    • @hunterhorsehelmsley7315
      @hunterhorsehelmsley7315 Před 3 lety +54

      @@joaquinfuenzalida73 Americans are like our disappointing son.
      The others are distant relatives that you don't really talk too, except Irish guys, they're pretty cool

    • @yashdurai966
      @yashdurai966 Před 3 lety +4

      Cody's Odyssey “sad British noises”

    • @Adamska_v1
      @Adamska_v1 Před 3 lety +12

      @@joaquinfuenzalida73 if Ireland is on the list than its obvious

  • @forrestkey9132
    @forrestkey9132 Před 4 lety +2211

    Japanese girls: I like a guy with a big back
    Hunchback of Notre Dame: You rang?

  • @KategariYami
    @KategariYami Před 4 lety +1794

    "After American men, we probably like Australian men"
    ALRIGHT FELLAS I'M GETTING MYSELF A JAPANESE SHEILA.

  • @Vanalovan
    @Vanalovan Před 5 lety +3199

    Tinder profile where your pictures are just your back, veins and chin

    • @lungisatakane772
      @lungisatakane772 Před 5 lety +18

      😂😂😂

    • @zandertunes9602
      @zandertunes9602 Před 5 lety +66

      6:30 am, no sleep, this comment literally killed me

    • @tijnjansen858
      @tijnjansen858 Před 5 lety +18

      A lot of girls on Tinder in Japan only have photo's showing either their back or the back of their head for some reason.

    • @elliejoanna5925
      @elliejoanna5925 Před 4 lety +1

      So hot br

    • @pashiki5480
      @pashiki5480 Před 4 lety +6

      @@tijnjansen858 . probably married and want discretion

  • @Kronikwookie
    @Kronikwookie Před 7 lety +6027

    she described a turtle.

  • @prestonowens4594
    @prestonowens4594 Před 4 lety +205

    “You’re the expert here, but you seem to be getting some of the answers wrong”

  • @halolosers
    @halolosers Před 5 lety +1727

    She definitely learned English from a British person. The accent pops out occasionally lol

    • @mustdieproductions
      @mustdieproductions Před 4 lety +25

      Hmmm... 👀

    • @miyu_i
      @miyu_i Před 4 lety +156

      She learnt American English first, but she is living and working in the U.K. and her boyfriend is speaking really British accent which is her favourite. So you are kind of right

    • @zally8183
      @zally8183 Před 4 lety +11

      Sounds Australian to me

    • @ShivSai123456
      @ShivSai123456 Před 4 lety +30

      @@miyu_ir/suspiciouslyspecific

    • @rasamasala
      @rasamasala Před 4 lety +12

      It's crazy how accents blend together to create a new flavor of accent

  • @TheoTarver
    @TheoTarver Před 7 lety +2770

    Dude I almost screamed laughing when I seen the notebook with "dreams" already in the trashcan.

    • @modnarnosrep1822
      @modnarnosrep1822 Před 7 lety +181

      I like how Chris kept pushing for the gril to mention a preferred nationality

    • @Coldlegend214
      @Coldlegend214 Před 7 lety +61

      that shit got to me too man lmao

    • @cartergirl3of3
      @cartergirl3of3 Před 7 lety +113

      And how he originally spelled "principles" wrong as "principals" I spit my drink out! XD!!

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 Před 6 lety +12

      yall are easy to please

    • @felixtense
      @felixtense Před 6 lety

      Theo Tarver 9

  • @TypeZeroB303Debirufi
    @TypeZeroB303Debirufi Před 8 lety +7442

    Now teach me how to date Anime girls.

    • @SoloKazama
      @SoloKazama Před 8 lety +48

      +Kurogane Ikki 2016 via VR;)

    • @cofkavos
      @cofkavos Před 8 lety +28

      +Kurogane Ikki Woah mang. Calm down ye weeb

    • @DarkInBres
      @DarkInBres Před 8 lety +3

      +Kurogane Ikki for that you can go to Einshine's videos

    • @tech2tiger
      @tech2tiger Před 8 lety +52

      +Kurogane Ikki Load up your desired media, drill a hole in the back of you're skull, plug in a DVI cable, VGA won't cut it, and jack that into the hole you drilled. Trust me, I'm a physicist.

    • @EnderGameTime
      @EnderGameTime Před 8 lety +16

      +Kurogane Ikki Don't hesitate, they're waiting for you!!! postimg.org/image/xjckkeesv/

  • @thecoton6152
    @thecoton6152 Před 4 lety +284

    "You relax me more effectively than a dolphin."
    That's a well deserved *Ora/10* for me.

  • @jaelee1996
    @jaelee1996 Před 4 lety +234

    As a medic, I'm a big fan of big veins too. Makes initiating IV much easier.

    • @xianglingisthebest1047
      @xianglingisthebest1047 Před 3 lety +2

      I have a big vein on my lower part

    • @jaelee1996
      @jaelee1996 Před 3 lety +14

      @@xianglingisthebest1047 Nice and easy to stick then 😏😏😏

    • @xianglingisthebest1047
      @xianglingisthebest1047 Před 3 lety +1

      @jaelee1996 😳😳

    • @claraphillips7900
      @claraphillips7900 Před 3 lety +1

      I have a scar on the inside of my right elbow because the particular vein there is extremely easy to find, and I used to donate blood regularly. Phlebotomists have actually gotten excited seeing how pronounced that specific vein is.

    • @pxrpl3dg369
      @pxrpl3dg369 Před 3 lety +12

      As a user of heroin, I agree

  • @capsfanjason
    @capsfanjason Před 7 lety +636

    Girl: French guys
    Chris: For fuck

  • @FlowUrbanFlow
    @FlowUrbanFlow Před 6 lety +1721

    Who knew an Englishman in Japan would be such a great channel!

    • @mister.dynamite
      @mister.dynamite Před 5 lety

      FlowUrbanFlow Green card

    • @evilclown019
      @evilclown019 Před 5 lety +23

      Colonization for the win

    • @lucca3084
      @lucca3084 Před 5 lety +9

      Oi! I'm a brit. Don't talk shit about us!.... sorry. I'm out of tea.

    • @TheBillaro
      @TheBillaro Před 5 lety +2

      @@lucca3084 hang on, i've got some opium about.

    • @criticalfailures1552
      @criticalfailures1552 Před 4 lety

      @@TheBillaro oh shit. I understood that history lesson.

  • @ERJones-fd6oh
    @ERJones-fd6oh Před 3 lety +245

    broad back,pointy chin, lots of visible veins? did she just describe JoJo from JoJo's bizarre adventure?

  • @rainstormtravel2687
    @rainstormtravel2687 Před 3 lety +43

    Every once and a while I go back and re-watch this, and it still makes me laugh every time. Thanks to both you and Chiaki for creating this.

  • @Bigassboya
    @Bigassboya Před 5 lety +1580

    I got attacked by a female japanese vampire yesterday.
    I was walking through a backstreet when I felt a sharp pain in my forearm, I looked and sure enough, there she was sucking away my blood through an exposed vein. I tried to call for help but the few people around kept failing to see her as she hid behind my gigantic back. I pleaded for her to stop but she kept whispering "dorufin rike hoshii" or some shit like that, wtf. I started to lose strenght, she noticed and started dragging me into a hole in the wall; so not knowing what else to do I anchored myself by burying my hooklike chin into the ground and started begging and rambling incoherences, at one point I said "please I'm just a british man traveling..." and she suddenly let go off me, confused expresion on her face "igurisu?" she said as she just calmly went into the hole by herself.

  • @lightyagami5999
    @lightyagami5999 Před 5 lety +2969

    Irish guys .....French guys ...lol
    I bet she was trolling Chris

  • @munto7410
    @munto7410 Před 3 lety +47

    "Veins"
    me who has high blood pressure: "You know, I'm something of a hot man myself."

  • @nightowl2774
    @nightowl2774 Před 5 lety +634

    Me searching on CZcams “How to get veins on arms”😅😅

  • @Jamierockson
    @Jamierockson Před 6 lety +1552

    so she wants a real life goku

    • @alvirarahman2690
      @alvirarahman2690 Před 6 lety +4

      Jamie Murray or other anime heroes lol

    • @ReallyReal_1
      @ReallyReal_1 Před 6 lety +35

      Alvira Rahman nope, come here to Japan and yell Goku, the flood will come

    • @Caleb-iq6jg
      @Caleb-iq6jg Před 6 lety +4

      Really Real really make a video about it sybarashi

    • @kevinhower7579
      @kevinhower7579 Před 6 lety +11

      More like Nappa

    • @schalazeal07
      @schalazeal07 Před 6 lety +1

      Hahahahaha!!! Exactly! XD

  • @gamingcomedy5
    @gamingcomedy5 Před 8 lety +2083

    instructions unclear, ended up in India:/

    • @Kiyodio
      @Kiyodio Před 7 lety +27

      Lol rip but there some hot ones if you know where to look and are quite fluent in English

    • @chikotembo
      @chikotembo Před 7 lety +2

      hahahahahaahahahahahaahah!

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 Před 7 lety +4

      How the - ...

    • @sock1050
      @sock1050 Před 7 lety +27

      TheDisrespectfulGentlemen dafaq man! I enden up in africa with ebola

    • @joeraine7172
      @joeraine7172 Před 7 lety +5

      Thankyou sir for the genuine laugh

  • @aweik4937
    @aweik4937 Před 5 lety +154

    I tried these but instead of a girlfriend I ended up with a restraining order.

    • @YaaayaaaYEET
      @YaaayaaaYEET Před 4 lety +7

      Aweik maybe if you weren’t a supreme brick

    • @aweik4937
      @aweik4937 Před 4 lety +15

      Christian B Cosmetic surgery is too expensive, man.

    • @NoNOnope-
      @NoNOnope- Před 3 lety +3

      So she didn't relax you like a dolphin?

  • @RaptoHs
    @RaptoHs Před 5 lety +5

    I never taught, I would be so entertained with this channel, it was a hard week for me and your videos made my day.

  • @chiakidesu
    @chiakidesu Před 8 lety +548

    I wonder if people will start using the dolphin line. If I hear this around London, I know who to blame!

  • @GBCACHO
    @GBCACHO Před 7 lety +1001

    "-Have visible veins (draw them on if necessary)" lmao

    • @thunderwolf3042
      @thunderwolf3042 Před 6 lety

      Germán Buttazzoni lol boiii XD.

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman Před 6 lety

      "Go to a bar, tell them they look like a dolphin"
      I legit laughed out loud at that one!!

  • @barrywebber100
    @barrywebber100 Před 4 lety +4

    Chiaki speaks great english and has a terrific sense of humour! Thanks for posting and best wishes.

  • @royxeph_arcanex
    @royxeph_arcanex Před 5 lety +127

    "our English is clearly rigged in favor pf the American dialect"
    -said in strong British accent

  • @ASHERUISE
    @ASHERUISE Před 8 lety +283

    My chin could pierce the hull of a Fire Navy battle ship, leaving hundreds to drown at sea. Because, it's so sharp. I'm also an American, and my back is not tiny, and my veins...exist...I'm not a robot, I swear...I've totally got this.

    • @Tylrr72
      @Tylrr72 Před 8 lety +23

      I love that Azula pickup line. Lol

    • @brid4money
      @brid4money Před 8 lety +5

      +ASHERUISE GO TO JAPAN RIGHT NOW

    • @jackriley77
      @jackriley77 Před 8 lety +6

      +Κεη Καηεκι All hail firelord Azula!

    • @amirbutcher2147
      @amirbutcher2147 Před 8 lety +2

      +ASHERUISE What, are you a big-backed Reese Witherspoon?

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE Před 8 lety +2

      Amir Butcher Reese Witherspoon wishes her chin were as sharp as mine.

  • @RAAZR-
    @RAAZR- Před 6 lety +686

    "Yeah French guys"
    "Aw for fu.."
    Brilliant.

  • @neobudda1787
    @neobudda1787 Před 3 lety +8

    Chiaki all calm and in perfect control ... Chris glistening (glowy/sparkly) with sweat and apparently nervous...
    🤔 I guess it is never an easy task to ask a woman what she considers attractive in a man (even less with the phrases you prepared / obtained 🤷🏽‍♂️)
    Thumbs up, keep up the great work 👏🏼👏🏼🤘🏻👍🏼

  • @JayJT
    @JayJT Před 5 lety +157

    Use any Japanese regardless of ability.
    Me->omae wa mou, shindeiru

  • @StarReel
    @StarReel Před 8 lety +240

    I have really A-class veins, broad back and a razor-sharp chin. My girlfriend is Asian. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @StarReel
      @StarReel Před 8 lety +12

      +American Man Asian style.

    • @GlitchPredator
      @GlitchPredator Před 8 lety +3

      +StarReel I have a-veins but no chin or a broad back and I made a asian girl get a nose bleed by playing basketball

    • @The5thelemnt
      @The5thelemnt Před 8 lety +3

      +StarReel Yes, I've heard of your veins.

    • @starcraftian5144
      @starcraftian5144 Před 8 lety +2

      +StarReel Do you need knives or do you just use your chin?

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-pf6hf
      @MonkeyDLuffy-pf6hf Před 8 lety +12

      Your chin must be as sharp as my toe nails

  • @MrTrueFury
    @MrTrueFury Před 8 lety +1079

    The real secret is to speak with the mouth like pitbull

  • @-_caioworld_-re969
    @-_caioworld_-re969 Před 3 lety +26

    "You relax me more than a dolphin"
    And this is how Jolyne came to the world

  • @sarateubert8252
    @sarateubert8252 Před 4 lety +50

    "You relax me more than a dolphin"?? Really? Did I miss something? Cause dolphins do some pretty messed up things IRL.

  • @DeionSpeaks
    @DeionSpeaks Před 8 lety +395

    I call this Chris' Declassified Japanese Dating Survival Guide.
    With the subtitle "Your results may vary".

  • @eternalloop2890
    @eternalloop2890 Před 6 lety +711

    You get a
    (1) big back doing a lot of pull-ups per week, a
    (2) good vein going into caloric deficit, and a
    (3) sharp chin chewing 3-4 Orbit packs a day.
    You're welcome.

  • @user-be4zs7zj9y
    @user-be4zs7zj9y Před 3 lety +19

    He looked her in the eyes and said slowly, "I like you. I love you. "
    Most Japanese women will easily fall in love with you.
    But only if he is handsome.
    From an 18-year-old Japanese high school girl

  • @Ouranorable
    @Ouranorable Před 3 lety +13

    There was slight tension during the entire video, but seeing Chris being a blushing mess during the bloopers was amazing xD

  • @QuirkyQuillify
    @QuirkyQuillify Před 5 lety +739

    When Chris speaks Japanese, his voice turn all husky and hot. It's completely different from when he speaks English. I don't understand a word of it, but it's just like a magic.

    • @Bakairo89
      @Bakairo89 Před 5 lety +125

      "Like a magic" 😂👌🏻 I remember that one

    • @WeirdAlSuperFan
      @WeirdAlSuperFan Před 5 lety +1

      Ew.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka Před 5 lety +17

      I thought I was alone. He could do commercials.

    • @WonhoTraveler
      @WonhoTraveler Před 5 lety +9

      Wanted to comment this but I wondered if it would make any sense!! I agree 💯

    • @EBosAnimation
      @EBosAnimation Před 5 lety +6

      Its kind of a natural thing that happens. When i speak Japanese or French my voice is deeper than in English

  • @gizanime782
    @gizanime782 Před 7 lety +78

    I like how when he goes to take the picture she auto throws up the peace sign

    • @BandanazX
      @BandanazX Před 6 lety +1

      Bimbos all over the world do that... not just in Japan.

  • @oscarbaez2098
    @oscarbaez2098 Před 4 lety

    I definitely learn something new toooday. Thank you great video.

  • @wayneirvine6451
    @wayneirvine6451 Před 4 lety +7

    In my experience Japanese women use Tinder as it was initially intended, as an introduction service.
    I found myself single and in Japan in 2016 and met some lovely people through Tinder who are friends to this day. And my partner is a Japanese lady I met in Sydney through Tinder. We live (and travel) together now.

  • @XXXGaaraFan2013XXX69
    @XXXGaaraFan2013XXX69 Před 7 lety +466

    Shit... I went to my friends house party.. i spoke some japanese... i was really nice.... but nothing happened. Must have been the veins I guess.

  • @AbroadinJapan
    @AbroadinJapan  Před 8 lety +1152

    DO YOU have good veins? And what was your favourite chat up line?! Let us know below! And don't forget to HIT LIKE if you want more videos!

    • @jihongji8452
      @jihongji8452 Před 8 lety +19

      +Abroadin Japan Oh thanks, I trust you so much my dear unknown person from the internet who makes a living off funny videos on youtube. I will now go around japan and tell girls what a nice dolphin they are and show them my beautiful veins(which I draw on ofc since I don't have any). It sure will work thanks to you!

    • @artthatsnotart
      @artthatsnotart Před 8 lety +20

      +Abroadin Japan I think she means guys who are muscular are attractive. When you do a lot of weight lifting your veins kinda pop out like that, it makes you look really fit.

    • @alimuks7070
      @alimuks7070 Před 8 lety +5

      that's brilliant man! those bloopers were the best

    • @neosovereign
      @neosovereign Před 8 lety +1

      +Abroadin Japan Yeah, man! I got tree trunks growing up my arms! Just gotta hit the gym yo!

    • @falpatrick
      @falpatrick Před 8 lety +6

      +Abroadin Japan Looks like I'm going to be clenching constantly when I visit Japan...Get those arm veins pumping.

  • @minasetakeshi5940
    @minasetakeshi5940 Před 3 lety +57

    Why Am I Watching this
    I Cant Even Date A Girl In my Country now how in Japanese

    • @Sammy-yq8ix
      @Sammy-yq8ix Před 3 lety +3

      U owe this guy views for humiliating himself in front of Chiaki

  • @TettteT
    @TettteT Před 3 lety +1

    I just came here to watch Chiaki-san. She's so dignified and refined.

  • @ay3590_
    @ay3590_ Před 6 lety +1127

    "You know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material"
    Absolute level 9999 cringe

  • @_Ikelos
    @_Ikelos Před 8 lety +82

    I cannot believe that you didn't think to stop for a second to investigate on that Dolphin thing.
    What's up with that? "We want to be like Dolphins" in what way and why?
    This video has given me more questions than it answered.

    • @gurdi
      @gurdi Před 8 lety

      no

    • @alexanderhowarth6460
      @alexanderhowarth6460 Před 8 lety +5

      +Ikelos yeah especially because of the revolting way the Japanese treat dolphins and whales. Maybe they're jealous

    • @awkwardsean5141
      @awkwardsean5141 Před 8 lety

      +Ikelos IKR, he should have told her to stop talking shite.

    • @TunnelPlaya
      @TunnelPlaya Před 7 lety

      Ikelos right?! I was like wtf does that even mean? this only raises further questions

  • @jamescatlover123
    @jamescatlover123 Před 3 lety +1

    Your video and audio quality improved with time

  • @kylefenrick7842
    @kylefenrick7842 Před 4 lety +11

    I have watched this twice now. Once a few years ago, or last year, not sure right now. Point being, recently I have had a drive to learn Japanese. And Chiaki is a channel I watch to hear spoken Japanese. Sound of voice and mannerisms make for an enjoyable video.
    Chris, thank you for everything you do, and have done. Play, British accents make anything better.
    Namaste 🙏

  • @djg2959
    @djg2959 Před 7 lety +1130

    She means broad shoulders , muscles and chiseled jawbone. lol

    • @djg2959
      @djg2959 Před 7 lety +77

      Lol, she doesn't speak English properly. She meant broad shoulders! When you have broad shoulders your back would have a large V look. If you have veins showing obviously you have muscles. Sharp chin is not the proper term, chiseled jawbone is. If you had a sharp chin you would like an egg head lol.

    • @princesora13
      @princesora13 Před 7 lety +49

      I think she really did mean veins. you don't need to be all muscly to show veins, maybe it's just genetics, I have those. but I'm not buff or muscly at all. Just average.

    • @djg2959
      @djg2959 Před 7 lety

      She clearly has the wrong choice of english words. Her english level is not that good.

    • @abrahamrecinos217
      @abrahamrecinos217 Před 7 lety +15

      David Choi No she did mean muscular veins, Women of all races love muscular men, you sound flabby and weak

    • @djg2959
      @djg2959 Před 7 lety +3

      Nah you don't say! I know what ikemen means fuckwit. I had the pleasure of working with 100+ Japanese people here in Australia and Japan. All different levels of English. I know exactly what they are trying to say when they speak English. Arnie would be classed as a body builder muscly type. Zac Efron's type of body is what all females like. Body builders are over the top.

  • @jordonkaus4622
    @jordonkaus4622 Před 7 lety +493

    Better question how do i date a girl

  • @everetthamelreass4840
    @everetthamelreass4840 Před 5 lety

    Ive been watching your vodeos for a little while but it took this old one 2 minutes to finally get me to subscribe. That was hilarious

  • @david-reason
    @david-reason Před rokem +19

    Hi Chris, I worked with a French guy in Shanghai, who couldn't get a long term girlfriend. Why? Because his Chinese was too good. He already spoke French, English and Chinese and eventually moved to Vietnam and settled-down with a cute Vietnamese girl. The moral to the story is: "Don't be so fucking clever with languages!" Best wishes from Bangkok, Thailand.

  • @Ask125
    @Ask125 Před 5 lety +893

    I have a big back, a lot of veins and sharp chin. Sound more like medical conditions than attractive traits. But I think I have good chance mate.

  • @jcv1999
    @jcv1999 Před 8 lety +517

    Veins my son, it's all about veins.

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 Před 7 lety +8

      It's a Japanese thing.

    • @malikemad4
      @malikemad4 Před 7 lety +55

      dick veins

    • @zetsuXitachi
      @zetsuXitachi Před 7 lety +7

      except if you were really a heroin addict you wouldn't have veins because they collapse after injecting into them too frequently.that's why they have to do things like tie a belt around their arm-- because their veins become harder and harder to find.

    • @thegoodestboy780
      @thegoodestboy780 Před 7 lety +16

      V A S C U L A R

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel Před 6 lety +5

      All my efford was in Vein...

  • @frozenthrone6458
    @frozenthrone6458 Před 5 lety +12

    She loved and rated high the catch up lines which emphasised intellect, confidence, and consideration of being important/desirable.....interesting.
    Strong hands, broad back and firm jaw for physical attributes...commonly desirable on an average for women across the world.

  • @veritasreigns
    @veritasreigns Před 3 lety

    You look so young in this one! This video was really sweet.

  • @DrRESHES
    @DrRESHES Před 8 lety +317

    Q:How to Date Japanese Girls ?
    A: be mysterious and ambiguous

    • @lolpl0000
      @lolpl0000 Před 8 lety +12

      +DrRESHES 1. Be yourself.
      that's all there is to it, i believe :P

    • @DrRESHES
      @DrRESHES Před 8 lety +3

      lolpl0000 Not the right person to be saying that ;)

    • @JSharpie
      @JSharpie Před 8 lety +11

      +lolpl0000 nope, never works. You get put into Friendzone

    • @lolpl0000
      @lolpl0000 Před 8 lety +1

      J-Sharpie do you want to love and be loved or just screw a girl? see.

    • @DrRESHES
      @DrRESHES Před 8 lety

      J-Sharpie exactly, what are your intentions ?

  • @mrbigtimegammer
    @mrbigtimegammer Před 5 lety +90

    I was laughing so hard at the fact he was waiting for UK to come up and yet it never came up. It was like he was super disappointed.

  • @Rubix003
    @Rubix003 Před 4 lety +2

    In High school I dated the Japanese Foreign Exchange Student... I was assigned by my school as her translator, as I speak Japanese on a high conversational level... she spoke little english and actually came to the states a year before she planned.

  • @MaskedMustache
    @MaskedMustache Před 4 lety

    This guy one me over. First subscription

  • @akiheavenly6
    @akiheavenly6 Před 8 lety +73

    I saw the video title and just thought "Oh no not one of those offensive how to videos", but I never should have doubted you. Good job on giving a humorous spin to a silly question.
    I also liked some of those pick up lines.

    • @m8onethousand
      @m8onethousand Před 8 lety

      +akiheavenly6 Let me guess, you're a girl and have never had to put any effort into getting laid. It just "comes your way".

    • @akiheavenly6
      @akiheavenly6 Před 8 lety

      +m8onethousand Do any girls have to put effort into getting laid?

    • @ZarlanTheGreen
      @ZarlanTheGreen Před 8 lety +2

      akiheavenly6 Yes, of course ...and that includes good looking ones.
      Have you been living under a rock, or something?

    • @akiheavenly6
      @akiheavenly6 Před 8 lety +1

      ZarlanTheGreen It may take some effort if they are trying to bag Brad Pitt but in other cases it's a walk in the park, especially for good looking girls. Do the males where you live answer girls who offer sex to them with "no, I want to buy you diner and take you to my mum first"?

    • @ZarlanTheGreen
      @ZarlanTheGreen Před 8 lety +2

      akiheavenly6 Girls who want to have a one night stand, and have no standards, would have no problem getting laid
      ...but a girl who wants a boyfriend (and not just a penis)...
      You do realise that, for all that you hear men complain or express their misery, about their difficulties getting a girl, there's just as much complaints/sadness/misery expressed by women, who can't get a guy?
      Why are all the women's magazines full of suggestions on how to get a guy, if no woman feels any need for any help, in that department?
      Also, girls don't want just anyone ...and neither do men.
      Not even for a one night stand.
      There are issues of personality, looks, humour...
      Most men won't sleep with some ugly, cantankerous 78 year old woman (to take an extreme example).
      The person needs to be someone who's attractive (not just talking looks. The thing that would disqualify you, is mainly behaviour, AFAIK)
      _"Do the males where you live answer girls who offer sex to them with "no, I want to buy you diner and take you to my mum first"?"_
      If they want to get laid? No.
      If they want a girlfriend? Hell yes! (Sure, they won't mind sex on the first date, but... that's not really the main thing)

  • @mousesenpai862
    @mousesenpai862 Před 7 lety +112

    "Boyfriend material." Gotta love it

    • @roguespiral
      @roguespiral Před 6 lety

      Shitbag Senpai
      Wow this is the third time this day that i got the 69th like..
      Must be a sign..

  • @julianramos2294
    @julianramos2294 Před 4 lety

    Thank you man awesome question you'd asked and your the best

  • @chasesutherland1168
    @chasesutherland1168 Před 5 lety

    I have no intentions on moving to Japan but this video gave me a load of confidence.

  • @Kiyodio
    @Kiyodio Před 7 lety +235

    Avoiding the British nationality lol

  • @1Amiel1
    @1Amiel1 Před 7 lety +289

    I have dated Japanese girls before and like all girls they have a set standard of qualities a guy must have in order to date them.
    1. Be confident. Girls like guys who is assure of himself BUT also stay modest. Nothing is cooler to see then a guy brimming with confidence but also is humble at the same time.
    2. Be funny. This goes hand in hand with confidence. Not good with jokes? That's all right, just smile a lot and make fun of yourself from time to time. For example, if I said or do something weird (because I m a foreigner in Japan) and they laugh. Laugh with them and say something like, "watashi wa baka jin desyo ne?" Literally means dumb person. Laugh it off.
    3. Be fit/dress to impress. Now, we're not talking about super model fit but at least have the decency to improve one's image. Fashion and health is huge in Japan. If you have both, along with being funny and confident you will get a lot of attention!
    4. Be subtlety romantic. Walk on the road side. Make sure she's warm when its cold. Hold the door for her. Give her flowers from time to time. Cook dinner for her, etc.
    5. Be polite and kind to others. This just seals the package. Displaying politeness and compassion to others is super important in that it shows her that you were raised the right way and that she can hopefully show you off to her parents.
    That's it. Confidence. Humor. Fitness. Romance. Compassion. Really reasonable traits to have for any person.
    Sources,
    I have dated 3 Japanese girls and asked them what they looked for in foreign guys.

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical Před 7 lety +5

      Don't they expect these things from foreigners because of movies?

    • @1Amiel1
      @1Amiel1 Před 7 lety +21

      Not just from movies but from other Japanese girl's testimonies and experiences. The allure of foreign men is justified because we (foreign men) bring a different perspective to dating in Japan.
      Stick with the essentials listed above and you will have the attention of any women (that includes Japanese), I guarantee you.

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical Před 7 lety +1

      Thanks, bud'! (thumbs up) :)

    • @busetgadapet
      @busetgadapet Před 6 lety +16

      forget the last part : be white

    • @AtomicTheSniper
      @AtomicTheSniper Před 6 lety +28

      WalkingPromissoryNote 1963 how is he being a leftist. It's a joke lmao. You got as triggered as a Tumblr fanatic

  • @20tea
    @20tea Před 2 lety +16

    Interesting! I've been married 17 yrs to a Japanese gal that I've met in college. All ladies have different interests, but it does help to be funny, confident and caring. Cultural differences make life great and interesting, but does help to have an understanding and interest in Japanese culture. Been to Japan many times to see her family and visit friends. Have two growing little guys that are bilingual too and attend Japanese language school on Saturdays. Like many relationships, they works as long as there's continued love and interest in being together as well as enjoyment in spending time together!

    • @olliepopAMV
      @olliepopAMV Před 2 lety +12

      expected as a man named chad

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert Před rokem

      @@olliepopAMV literally about to say the same thing lmao

  • @reevesjustin
    @reevesjustin Před 3 lety

    I love your dry reactions to her answers

  • @sebastianharris1292
    @sebastianharris1292 Před 5 lety +791

    Thats hilarious he wanted her to say british guys lol

  • @slamboy66
    @slamboy66 Před 5 lety +780

    me: " Do you have any Irish in you ?" her: "No" Me: "would you like some?" Works every time.

    • @oranbhoy67
      @oranbhoy67 Před 5 lety +15

      Hey I loved when Phil lynott said that in the thin Lizzy live and dangerous album back in the 70s

    • @farazbhat9832
      @farazbhat9832 Před 5 lety +28

      Oirish

    • @daf0975
      @daf0975 Před 5 lety +2

      XD

    • @AnimeWorld-cx7du
      @AnimeWorld-cx7du Před 4 lety +26

      There's no way in hell that works

    • @panikeerder
      @panikeerder Před 4 lety

      @@farazbhat9832 killed me :')

  • @imblayck
    @imblayck Před 5 lety

    now this is the content I’m here for.

  • @pretbern3943
    @pretbern3943 Před 4 lety

    Sooo funny! I love this duo!

  • @dixingxu
    @dixingxu Před 7 lety +175

    big back and vein probably means muscular.

    • @gabreshaa8234
      @gabreshaa8234 Před 6 lety +4

      Or skinny

    • @jonnybegood890
      @jonnybegood890 Před 6 lety +8

      Gabreshaa you can’t be skinny with a big back

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman Před 6 lety +3

      Big back and sharp chin probably means a turtle.
      Actually so do the veiny arms a bit...
      We now know... Turtles are irresistible to Japanese women!

    • @pwners4u
      @pwners4u Před 6 lety

      you can have a naturally wide physique I am wide shouldered, Japanese girls aren't that big around 5'5 is tall so a 6'3 210lbs guy isn't what she was describing. Someone with a naturally wide skeleton doesn't need as much muscle to make them look big and veins just come from being lean

    • @papi-sauce
      @papi-sauce Před 5 lety

      xcreeseseater38 but the dilemma is that u can got to the gym to train for above things.

  • @brandonfreeman5614
    @brandonfreeman5614 Před 7 lety +496

    her accent😍

    • @fugar123
      @fugar123 Před 7 lety +67

      sounds so fake

    • @yawnnnnnable
      @yawnnnnnable Před 7 lety +1

      lmao u commenting on every comment about her accent lk dis

    • @xoqvuz
      @xoqvuz Před 7 lety +10

      Posh British with a hint of Japanese

    • @hikawagetsbitches
      @hikawagetsbitches Před 7 lety

      brandon freeman
      girs

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 Před 6 lety +11

      Brtis shouldn't teach English to Japan. It should be a crime.

  • @anima099
    @anima099 Před 4 lety +6

    One of the rare occasions where Chris actually did an effort to look good.

  • @anthonygarcia4083
    @anthonygarcia4083 Před 5 lety

    That was both hilarious and informative lol

  • @stevej1287
    @stevej1287 Před 8 lety +367

    her accent is so posh. lol

    • @dorjjodvo1992
      @dorjjodvo1992 Před 8 lety

      Exactly, haha

    • @Kaykunn
      @Kaykunn Před 8 lety +42

      +Steve J Somehow it bothers me.

    • @juniyananajukyu
      @juniyananajukyu Před 7 lety +42

      +MindTravel it's like she's trying too hard

    • @fugar123
      @fugar123 Před 7 lety +32

      so fake

    • @7rICk
      @7rICk Před 7 lety +84

      maybe her teacher was from england

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 Před 8 lety +135

    I'm American! +1
    But I'm black... -1
    My advantage is already negated :(

    • @Nicki17321
      @Nicki17321 Před 8 lety

      lol

    • @Deleteyouy
      @Deleteyouy Před 8 lety +1

      +Tora Chan I thought the same thing

    • @DownFromTheSky89
      @DownFromTheSky89 Před 8 lety +21

      +Tora Chan hey man, I'm American but i was told by a Japanese chick that i had no chance with her because i'm white. it's not just black. some of them won't date foreigners period. that bitch was racist. guess i knew i'd eventually come across my first Japanese racist.

    • @lolpl0000
      @lolpl0000 Před 8 lety +9

      +Tora Chan absolutely doesnt matter in love. why is that a negative even? im not sjw (or even interested in politics for that matter) but if someone judges you purely based on your skin colour, chances are they wouldnt be your true friends in the first place anyway.

    • @lewisbirkett4428
      @lewisbirkett4428 Před 8 lety +13

      +DownFromTheSky89 the Japanese are pretty xenophobic

  • @jamesdunn581
    @jamesdunn581 Před 4 lety

    Hahahaha Okay... the first question had me in stitches. Nice one.

  • @bewatter3014
    @bewatter3014 Před 2 lety

    Bro i for real rock with your humor :D i used to have the same but got soft because of society :D thanks for making me smile man

  • @bitneek
    @bitneek Před 8 lety +16

    My two yen on this serious subject: (this will span several comments because it is too long to post all as one)
    Part 1.
    First a bit about me: I have never lived in Japan however I have travelled there about a dozen times, I live in Vancouver which is a very popular destination for young Japanese people to visit on a 1 year work/study visa usually with the intention to learn English. For that reason there are quite a few Japanese Izakaya (pubs) in Vancouver one of which I have been a regular customer for years. I have dated a couple of Japanese girls one of whom is now my wife (hence the frequent visits to Japan). The Izakaya I frequent is staffed by young Japanese people and many of the customers are Japanese so I have had the opportunity to meet many young Japanese girls and guys there, several of whom I have kept in touch with after they return to Japan. Also at this Izakaya I have witnessed many a Canadian guy try to pick up a Japanese girl and generally fail miserably.
    When I travel to Japan my wife likes to spend most of her time with her family (I can only handle about 3 or 4 days of that) so I usually spend a couple of weeks travelling around by myself and hanging out with Japanese friends that either I have met here in Vancouver or have met in Japan. Also I know several Japanese girls who have Canadian husbands or boyfriends.
    I apologize for the long winded introduction but I just wanted to get across that I am pretty much an expert on this extremely important issue.
    First of all, if you hold any Western stereotype that Japanese girls are submissive or something like that you better throw that out the door because you are very wrong.
    Japanese people seek to avoid confrontation and for that reason they use indirect ways of communicating. So while the girl you are trying to pick up might be smiling and laughing she may very well be thinking “please go away”. In Japanese there is an expression “kuuki yomenai”. It literally means “can’t read the air” and is something similar to “can’t take a hint”. It is used in the sense that you can’t read body language or understand what is being indirectly said to you. I have a couple of friends who have tried to pick up a Japanese girl, got their contact info, made plans for a future date only to be told “oh sorry, I’cant, something else came up, let’s meet another time”. After trying this a few times they are confused because “they can’t read the air”. Sometimes they can be quite direct. I once approached girl in a bar in Tokyo who I mistook as someone I had met on a previous visit. She just said “Bye bye”. Lol… ok, I got it.
    I think Chiaki’s comments about being a gentleman, funny and kind are probably her most important points. Like Chris I was pretty shattered that she didn’t include either England or Canada in her countries of preference since I have the misfortune apparently, form a Japanese girls perspective, of being a citizen of both countries.
    I have neither a big back nor giant pop-out veins but that is an interesting insight.
    Also I think being able to speak even a little bit of Japanese goes a long way, and also having a genuine interest in Japanese culture and some degree of understanding or etiquette and manners is quite important. I have been told a few times from my Japanese friends that they consider this important.
    Another tactic is to make friends with a Japanese guy first. Then you can get invited to parties and get introduced to his friends. Years ago I met a Japanese guy in Vancouver who was very eager to improve his English so he invited himself over to my place a few times. Then he asked if it was ok if he invited some of his friends. “sure” I said. Pretty soon every weekend was a drunk English lesson at my place with about 10 of his friends, both girls and guys, and that is how I started to learn Japanese and ultimately met my wife.
    If you really want to date a Japanese girl it also depends on the context. If you are just visiting Japan for a short visit, that will be difficult. If you live in a place where there are Japanese girls who have long term work/study visas the that is a little more realistic.

  • @jonathankevin1621
    @jonathankevin1621 Před 5 lety +267

    "an actual, real-life Japanese girl"

  • @fredl575
    @fredl575 Před 2 lety +4

    The opening line is a killer!

  • @malicekerendu3574
    @malicekerendu3574 Před 3 lety

    That dolphin thing reminded me of the song therapy by group_inou

  • @thesauceman9132
    @thesauceman9132 Před 7 lety +350

    Good to be a French Irishman.

    • @sethb8378
      @sethb8378 Před 6 lety +2

      boy i die shit boy how i die over some macnuggets good to be an Irish american

    • @mushy1973
      @mushy1973 Před 6 lety +5

      Fionn McGregor very very true all the Americans pretend to be us lol

    • @Adam-xy4ny
      @Adam-xy4ny Před 6 lety

      Not as good to be an English Irishman :(

    • @pyrusmcdougz3730
      @pyrusmcdougz3730 Před 6 lety

      haha true! I am a Irish frenchman but same thing

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ Před 6 lety +2

      boy i die shit boy how i die over some macnuggets
      How to become Irish as an American:
      Step 1: drink a lot
      Step 2: sell your soul away to Bacchus and your hair should turn red
      Step 3: make a joke out of everything
      Step 4: find a pot of gold. Or just pot
      Step 5: success
      Step 6: realize you still aren't Irish because you are still in America 😂

  • @OrionKaelinClips
    @OrionKaelinClips Před 7 lety +75

    Seriously?! _Veins_ ? I've got that point down to a max level.

    • @Danny-cd4jj
      @Danny-cd4jj Před 7 lety +1

      Orion Kaelin same

    • @alexgunner1882
      @alexgunner1882 Před 6 lety +1

      She means being ripped
      Not a fat USA fuck

    • @theraven5850
      @theraven5850 Před 6 lety +1

      Host: "How do you get a big back and veins?"
      Easy, you train that shit; not hard to figure out what she's talking about. Japanese girls like Americans because their GDP is higher than Irish, Australian and French people's (ie they make more money on average) and they like strong guys. Literally that describes all women, not just Japanese women.

  • @scottfrancis8502
    @scottfrancis8502 Před 4 lety

    I've had a crush on Japan for years!! Love this channel, love following him and his you tuber companions... Followed closely by Mark Weins..

  • @berkan5578
    @berkan5578 Před 3 lety +15

    This is just Chris being friendzoned for 10 minutes

  • @saidnobodyever711
    @saidnobodyever711 Před 5 lety +7

    I guess you probably heard already, but YOUは何しに日本へ showed sections of this video (with no context of course) on national television. Maybe it's time for a personal appearance on their show? I'd love to see you hanging out with them at Narita airport, asking them for an interview, what they're doing in Japan, and whether you can follow them around while recording them.

  • @shimizukebin
    @shimizukebin Před 8 lety +48

    LoL the last video of the year, best way to close 2015 haha

  • @mikeymike461
    @mikeymike461 Před 4 lety

    Like your series of vids. I was lucky enough to visit Japan about 4 years ago and thoroughly enjoyed it as I was staying with friends. But I wish I had seen your vids before I went. Funny & informative. And Japanese girls....mmmmmm....gorgeous. But what I've seen of various relationships, they are the power hidden behind a seemingly coy exterior

  • @1989Azrael
    @1989Azrael Před 3 lety +1

    It's actually pretty easy to find a girl in Japan's nightlife to have a conversation with.
    But most of them are just interested in you because you are foreign and they could learn new stuff from you.
    However, only a few are really into starting a relationship or even move from a casual talk to a real date.
    And of course you must stay there for a longer time.
    I stayed in Japan half a year and this was already difficult because most girls are thinking about a longer perspective.
    You could lie of course, but that's nothing I would do.

  • @animekitty4218
    @animekitty4218 Před 8 lety +145

    Yeh mate, this is great. Except that I'm a straight female.

    • @Tanerion
      @Tanerion Před 8 lety +42

      Go on. Live a little :3

    • @reinhard.gainzz
      @reinhard.gainzz Před 8 lety +37

      A big back goes a long way!

    • @lolpl0000
      @lolpl0000 Před 8 lety

      +Anime Kitty hey gurl wanna know what's this shirt ma..
      fuck what am i doing with my life
      ..
      BUMPING THE THREAD, I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS

    • @Karsh.
      @Karsh. Před 8 lety +2

      Make this knowledge of what kind of guys Japanese girls like useful by using counter-logic: Now you know that the types of guys named in this video are going to be taken, so you have bigger chances with any guy who is not like that! Go get em' girl!

    • @victorbatista609
      @victorbatista609 Před 8 lety +2

      It's kinda hard for a foreign female to date in japan... most of my colleagues are reaallllyyyyy interested in dating westerners but the fact that western women are soooo agressive compared to japanese girls they wind up not even trying or wind up feeling demasculated when they realize that the girl was far more outgoing and forward than he was

  • @AidanLaGrasta
    @AidanLaGrasta Před 5 lety +5

    aw this video was so cute and wholesome. makes me fall in love with Japan, hopefully I get to study abroad there next year!

  • @atlzfinestazn
    @atlzfinestazn Před 3 lety +8

    “How the hell do you get a big back” 🤣🤣 omg that sentence got me.

  • @Randallsilver
    @Randallsilver Před 4 lety

    Best opening of a video ever! 😂