What I'll Never Understand About Japan

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2020
  • Japan can be a confusing place. In this video, I reveal the things that still confuse me, the strangest thing I've seen in the country, and the frustrating time I was refused an apartment. Also, is cheating common in Japan and who will win the sword battle between Natsuki and Ryotaro?
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  • @AbroadinJapan
    @AbroadinJapan  Před 4 lety +3052

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD: Natsuki and Ryotaro united at last! What more could you want from a video? For the next few weeks Abroad in Japan videos are going old school; which basically means it's just me in a room eating cup noodles. But do any of you share my childhood fear? And do you want to see Natsuki quit smoking?! Let me know in the comments.
    And don't forget to check out the new Abroad in Japan website and steal some soundbites from the soundboard! Enjoy! (www.abroadinjapan.com/)
    Stay safe guys

    • @FourthEgo
      @FourthEgo Před 4 lety +46

      Natsuki should at LEAST Vape. Its a little better.

    • @cable9689
      @cable9689 Před 4 lety +4

      Love the content, keep it up

    • @Helpful_Corn
      @Helpful_Corn Před 4 lety +26

      I don't think I would enjoy watching Natsuki try to quit smoking. Getting him in shape would be better.

    • @finnokelly9963
      @finnokelly9963 Před 4 lety +24

      Natsuki, take care of your health! Actually, Everybody stay healthy and safe!

    • @thexnecromancer
      @thexnecromancer Před 4 lety +21

      tell natsuki we love him :)

  • @MEGALAWLABLE
    @MEGALAWLABLE Před 4 lety +4002

    When I visited Japan, my hotel room had a soap dispenser labelled "Soup"
    Suffice to say, it did not taste like soup.

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Před 4 lety +101

      i guessed they got confused by the way we stuffed a random vowel into the middle of the word soap

    • @iceviking8280
      @iceviking8280 Před 4 lety +32

      That’s a damn shame.

    • @izraa24
      @izraa24 Před 4 lety +146

      Did you try their Miso Soap then?

    • @campkira
      @campkira Před 4 lety +25

      Well kanji for hot water for chinese also mean soup....

    • @anonymoususer775
      @anonymoususer775 Před 4 lety +18

      @@izraa24 lots of pantothenic acid in them, yes?

  • @Hoodspirit
    @Hoodspirit Před 4 lety +2906

    "No one could ever bring himself to kill Natsuki" 2 minutes later, Natsuki dies.

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Před 4 lety +462

      Hahah, there's only one man who could do it.

    • @heyimjosh2097
      @heyimjosh2097 Před 4 lety +9

      Me

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster Před 4 lety +27

      @@AbroadinJapan Well, gotta be honest, Chris. I think we all thought one of you would end up killing the other.

    • @rbebut1
      @rbebut1 Před 4 lety +6

      It's how he dies is the pain killer... Ouch!

    • @dylgreco
      @dylgreco Před 4 lety +3

      he'll be fine he can return by death

  • @The1920sChannel
    @The1920sChannel Před 2 lety +156

    My favorite crazy Engrish in Japan is from when I went to a mountain in Kobe, and there was a sign for some kind of show. There was a note that was trying to say that when there is bad weather, the show will be canceled. But the sign just said "The weather stops."

  • @isaacshea7167
    @isaacshea7167 Před 2 lety +52

    Helping Natsuki to defeat his addiction is the greatest thing a friend could ask for...

    • @StimParavane
      @StimParavane Před rokem +1

      "The Easy Way to Stop Smoking" by Allen Carr

  • @jasonmatthewoliver3810
    @jasonmatthewoliver3810 Před 4 lety +783

    I used to smoke for 17 years, and I was addicted to it. That breakfast that Natsuki enjoys is called a "Fisherman's Breakfast", and it is every smoker's breakfast. Smoking suppresses hunger, so it would obviously replace actual food for breakfast. I also used to smoke as much as Natsuki, roughly.
    But, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I just woke up one day and said that I'm done smoking. However, you can't force a person to quit, because they will get pissed off, and they will resist quitting more. I certainly did. It is tough, man, but it's a decision that needs to be made by Natsuki.
    A couple of things that helped me:
    - Don't drink coffee or alcohol for about a month (both lead to temptation of smoking)
    - Replace smoking with another activity (I replaced smoking with exercise)
    - Keep your hands busy. Half of the anxiety that comes with quitting is that you need something to do with your hands.
    - Don't make a big deal out of quitting (the more you focus on it, the more you crave). I had actually forgotten how long ago I had quit, but apparently I'm on my 8th month. Woohoo!
    - Never say "I'll just have one". We all know what that means with booze, so it's obviously the same with smoking. One is never just one.
    - And, lastly, avoid social gatherings for a while. They generally tempt you into smoking, as well.
    Natsuki, if you want to quit, these are some things that helped me overcome an addiction that I thought I never would. I know that you can beat it, bud :) (if you want to, of course)

    • @KryKaizen
      @KryKaizen Před 4 lety +40

      damn thanks for taking your time writing those out and I'm happy to hear your progress of not smoking! One question though, have you try or heard the chewing gums trick? I heard it also helps you since you keeping your mouth busy from smoking. Hopefully Natsuki can gradually lives a healthier life so I'm looking forward as well for the documentary if he ever going to make one.

    • @jasonmatthewoliver3810
      @jasonmatthewoliver3810 Před 4 lety +25

      ​@@KryKaizen It's my pleasure :) and thanks!
      Gum works for some people, but I just ate some snacks, instead. Partnered with exercise, the food did my body good, considering that I was burning a lot of energy.
      I completely agree! Unfortunately, smoking is an addiction. The amount of times I said "I know that smoking is bad, but I just enjoy it so much". It sucks letting something have that much power over you.
      Natsuki will make the decision for himself, and he'll have good friends to support him. I hope they're prepared for cranky Natsuki, though. It's unavoidable.

    • @Raze_134
      @Raze_134 Před 4 lety +9

      "I'll only have one" are words from the devil

    • @ItsEphora
      @ItsEphora Před 4 lety +4

      Also remembering that the craving goes away if you resist for like 5 minutes. That's what did it for me. It's in my mind, I resist and then it's gone for an hour. Repeat and it goes away for a longer time.

    • @BadAsh915
      @BadAsh915 Před 4 lety +6

      For all those who want to be non-smokers.... I always recommend “Easy Way to Stop Smoking” by Allen Carr. It’s been translated into about 26 languages, I don’t know if Japanese is included. The English audiobook is amazing. I did try to read it once, but I found the material stuck better with audio. It’s only a 6 hour listen. I sometimes go back and listen to specific chapters if I need too.
      It’s a powerful book, and seriously.... I cannot recommend it enough.

  • @TuxedoMasc
    @TuxedoMasc Před 4 lety +533

    I think at this point japan is just trolling us with their "engrish" because they know we love it soo much.

    • @Ottska
      @Ottska Před 4 lety +24

      Fully agree! Shimokitazawa was awash with a sweatshirt featuring two Pomeranians in space helmets with the words, 'GIRL POWER!'. Blatant tourist bait :-D

  • @mike595
    @mike595 Před rokem +77

    You're not alone. E.T. was scary as fuq to me growing up. That scene in the field, where he is screaming at the kid wrecked my sleep for years.

  • @BonanzaRoad
    @BonanzaRoad Před 3 lety +49

    I lived in Shibuya for about three years and totally fell in love with Japan and the Japanese people. I’ve enjoyed binge-watching your witty and entertaining videos, which bring back great memories. Thanks and hope you’re doing well.

    • @cybersifygaming
      @cybersifygaming Před 2 lety +1

      I'm assuming you left Japan then. Why?

    • @BonanzaRoad
      @BonanzaRoad Před 2 lety +3

      @@cybersifygaming I returned to Los Angeles for work

    • @cybersifygaming
      @cybersifygaming Před 2 lety +1

      @@BonanzaRoad Ah, but did you want to stay?

    • @BonanzaRoad
      @BonanzaRoad Před 2 lety +3

      @@cybersifygaming I definitely wanted to stay but had to return to Los Angeles because of important job opportunity…

  • @OttawaOldFart
    @OttawaOldFart Před 3 lety +1262

    I quit smoking and it was hell but so worth it in the end, 7 years clear turning sixty two in 6 days.

    • @soufianvino7878
      @soufianvino7878 Před 3 lety +15

      Do you still get cravings

    • @OttawaOldFart
      @OttawaOldFart Před 3 lety +85

      @@soufianvino7878 no, they used to come once in a while but not anymore. I also have winter to remind why not to start again

    • @blueblazestar
      @blueblazestar Před 3 lety +33

      Congrats, man!

    • @YMangaka
      @YMangaka Před 3 lety +41

      I unfortunately have no more than one like to give to you, but its given with the most sincere respect.
      Well done, sir.
      You would be able to spend hours wandering around the streets in Japan *no problem* !

    • @OttawaOldFart
      @OttawaOldFart Před 3 lety +12

      @@YMangaka I have seen much of Japan through various CZcamsrs. I would enjoy it for sure, thank you.

  • @ch535
    @ch535 Před 4 lety +709

    "I don't think anyone could kill Natsuki."
    *Ryotoro kills Natsuki

    • @hiropon2985
      @hiropon2985 Před 4 lety +29

      the only one who can defeat Natsuki is Natsuki.

    • @yuriismywaifu203
      @yuriismywaifu203 Před 4 lety +17

      Monika killed Natsuki.

    • @landox
      @landox Před 4 lety +3

      YuriIsMyWaifu nice

    • @BananaJoe42
      @BananaJoe42 Před 4 lety +12

      Natsuki killed himself by Seppuku to the balls.

    • @AnimilesYT
      @AnimilesYT Před 4 lety +2

      At least smoking can (and most likely will) kill him ^^

  • @razumtazum3246
    @razumtazum3246 Před 2 lety +62

    Couldn't agree more about E.T. I always found him scary and creepy. The part where Elliot is wandering around the field at night with a flashlight and suddenly shines it on a frightened, screaming E.T.'s face was one of the most chilling moments of my childhood. And the way you can see his glowing heart thumping in his chest like the ghost bride from the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland? That's supposed to be cute? **Shudder**

    • @Helpme540
      @Helpme540 Před rokem +4

      I'm absolutely dying reading all of the E.T comments 😂😂😂

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před rokem +1

      Nah

  • @mattkessel6207
    @mattkessel6207 Před rokem +5

    ET scared the crap out of me when I was a child as well. You're not alone.

  • @ashmh9228
    @ashmh9228 Před 4 lety +291

    I've been terrified of ET since a young child also. It was made even worse when I was made go on the ET ride in Florida universal studios 4 years ago. I had a full blown panic attack and remain traumatized.
    You are not alone Chris.
    God help us.

    • @domenicsto5
      @domenicsto5 Před 4 lety +4

      Damm you guys are scared of ET? IM TERRIFIED OF THE FU**ING WALL-E MOVIE😭

    • @lauraiswatchingvideos
      @lauraiswatchingvideos Před 4 lety

      Same here!

    • @Ahhtisbutaaweeleprec
      @Ahhtisbutaaweeleprec Před 4 lety +1

      When my parents rented ET when I was about 4, I hid behind the couch for an hour.

    • @MassuXShoon
      @MassuXShoon Před 4 lety +2

      I'm so glad there are other people who don't like ET. My family can't understand how I don't find his earthworm like characteristics "cute".

    • @Steellmor
      @Steellmor Před 4 lety +2

      I watched Nightmare on Elm Street as a kid,and thought it was scary-funny.I saw ET and that was NOT FUNNY,legitimately scary,didn't even watched whole thing,and i was couple years older!

  • @sharlainjapan
    @sharlainjapan Před 4 lety +1600

    #askaroad

    • @juho6877
      @juho6877 Před 4 lety +23

      Did the read andswer single questons?

    • @madvlad6578
      @madvlad6578 Před 3 lety +10

      #askabroad when will you learn to eat food with chopsticks normally and not bite the GOD DAMN STICKS FFS?!
      with love

    • @HartleySan
      @HartleySan Před 3 lety +30

      Why did the chicken cross you?!

    • @pascaletje9
      @pascaletje9 Před 3 lety

      @@HartleySan lmao underrated comment

    • @pieyield2255
      @pieyield2255 Před 3 lety

      Lmao he hearted it

  • @schecter84
    @schecter84 Před rokem +14

    Yes! finally someone gets me! I was afraid of e.t. when I was a child and nobody else understood why lol.

  • @runningmanli6538
    @runningmanli6538 Před 3 lety +9

    I started watching this channel before covid, forgot about it and today it came back up. I’m happy that you are healthy and doing well.
    Super excited to go back to your content and after over a year of being indoors to reinvigorate my desire to one day travel to japan.
    Thank you for all the insightful info and entertaining content 👍🏼💯.

  • @TheElusivePanda
    @TheElusivePanda Před 4 lety +267

    I don't know, a Ryotaro movie might be interesting. He's seems well dressed, well connected, and introduces you to new cuisine all the time. If I was going to Japan I would definitely want a friend or a guide like him.

    • @poopcock4357
      @poopcock4357 Před 4 lety +2

      but he wears fedoras

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408
      @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408 Před 4 lety

      I was the 69th like.

    • @jakegaubatz
      @jakegaubatz Před 4 lety +4

      It might be that he never had any true struggles in his life, and I think Chris wants to focus on more gritty issues. But I also think Ryotaro movie would be funny as hell.

    • @Malleonardone
      @Malleonardone Před 4 lety +3

      Chris mentioned in an earlier video that Ryotaro is completely different when speaking in Japanese. Would like to see that.

    • @AmazinglyAwkward
      @AmazinglyAwkward Před 4 lety

      He is also a Masco... He also KNOWS a Mascot Expert

  • @Atrox151
    @Atrox151 Před 4 lety +368

    This video was created with high functionality.

  • @elzacorkery6384
    @elzacorkery6384 Před 2 lety +6

    You are not alone. I was terrified of the dark up until midway through high-school, all because I watched et as a young child. I had frequent nightmares about it for years, it made it hard to get a good night of sleep in.

  • @artbrutgamesmith6176
    @artbrutgamesmith6176 Před 2 lety +1

    Love your channel! Your candid humorous information is the best.

  • @enkei7956
    @enkei7956 Před 4 lety +309

    Those transitions into comment and hate mail of the week are so nostalgic. Its crazy to me that I was watching your videos and dreaming of Japan almost 5 years ago. Now I'm living in Japan myself. Thanks bruv.

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Před 4 lety +68

      Thanks for still watching! I hope Japan's treating you well!

    • @0therun1t21
      @0therun1t21 Před 2 lety +1

      E.T. is so gross, I can't stand looking at it.

  • @sourround2002
    @sourround2002 Před 4 lety +266

    I haven't watched Natsuki: The Movie, but seeing his face in the clip you showed of him talking about his breakfast of coffee and cigarettes, he did not look happy about it, and I honestly felt sadness for him. I think if you did your documentary and it helped him with his addiction, it could be the greatest thing anyone could do for a friend. So I vote DO IT!

    • @Momoko524
      @Momoko524 Před 4 lety +21

      You should watch it. It's great. Plus I totally agree. It would be amazing if Chris could get him to stop smoking.

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 Před 4 lety +4

      I wanna throw this out there as somebody who chainsmoked and had even other worse addictions - maybe start with Nautsuki cutting down gradually. It's simple, but less traumatic.

  • @Gapp5604
    @Gapp5604 Před 3 lety +134

    A bit late to the posting here, but I just watched this and it hit home! My name is also Chris and I was afraid of ET all of my very early childhood.
    When I was very young my Mom hung a poster of ET on the wall near the entrance to my room...Every night for 2 years I slept in fear, frozen in place, scared to look away from the wall.. I can still remember it vividly... damn ET.
    One random beautiful day I came to the realization that I had the power to take the poster down... so I ripped that sucker down and life drastically changed (not even exaggerating!). So, ET is an evil ugly bastard... but I owe his demon-looking ass for helping realize I have the power to make changes in my life lol.

    • @mikiex
      @mikiex Před 2 lety +14

      When you ripped it down, there was a hole behind the poster where E.T. lived!!

    • @murphy6700
      @murphy6700 Před 2 lety

      @@mikiex Bwa-ha-haaaa!

    • @timg9937
      @timg9937 Před 2 lety

      ET ruined my dreams as a child. This is so nice to hear.

    • @deboraluz251
      @deboraluz251 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂

  • @boooman6208
    @boooman6208 Před rokem +1

    that E.T. stuff made my day. thx man i am with you

  • @Sgeerts16
    @Sgeerts16 Před 4 lety +189

    "Bucket of dried sodium" is the realist thing I've heard all day.

    • @sweetarchangel6748
      @sweetarchangel6748 Před 4 lety +4

      My daughter pissed herself laughing at that comment. It was gold.

    • @456asd654
      @456asd654 Před 4 lety

      @@sweetarchangel6748 family goals right here. also, piss and gold in the same context

  • @0nyxPanther
    @0nyxPanther Před 4 lety +513

    I'd like to see two new segments:
    1. Chris saves Natsuki from lung cancer: Journey across addiction.
    2. Jun saves Chris from high blood pressure, heart disease, and stroke: Journey across learning a basic skill everyone should know.

    • @madhavpatil1206
      @madhavpatil1206 Před 4 lety +17

      Jun? Rachel's husband?

    • @0nyxPanther
      @0nyxPanther Před 4 lety +35

      @@madhavpatil1206 the one and the same. He has a channel called Jun's kitchen. If anyone can help this man, it's Jun.

    • @EvenInArcadiaIExist
      @EvenInArcadiaIExist Před 4 lety +11

      On the subject of Rachel doesn't she really like squat toilets?

    • @kub2039
      @kub2039 Před 4 lety +4

      @EvenInArcadiaIExist yeah I think Rachel even made a video about squat toilets once

    • @amya160
      @amya160 Před 4 lety +1

      Zing.

  • @CalviusSignatis
    @CalviusSignatis Před rokem +12

    I mean, my dad had a sticker of ET on his guitar case and it creeped me out so much.
    I'm still a bit scared of him now and I'm a 35 year old FIREMAN 😂

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 Před rokem +2

      I never got the appeal of E.T. The way it looks. I know the movie is iconic, but why do people think this thing is... cute. ugh

  • @rurirotaru516
    @rurirotaru516 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how he said that Q&A vids don't do well and this one did insanely well.

  • @sp3ctor20
    @sp3ctor20 Před 3 lety +544

    I love how, in spite of Yamamoto-san clearly working through a tenuous grasp of the English language, he still managed to get "it's" and "you're" correct. He is officially a better English writer than 90% of the people in my social circle.

    • @thealmightyavocado5616
      @thealmightyavocado5616 Před 3 lety +5

      That's sad.

    • @iferawhite7661
      @iferawhite7661 Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @pascaletje9
      @pascaletje9 Před 3 lety +20

      Still don't understand how native speakers always meas this up.
      It's so easy and it's weird to see it get messed up all the time as a "non native english speaker".

    • @tiagobsreis
      @tiagobsreis Před 3 lety +20

      This kind of mistake is much easier to make for native speakers, because they first learn how to speak and only several years later they learn how to write, essentially as a process of coding the speech into graphical symbols. So it's easy to mix up things that sound the same, even if their meanings are obviously different. Non-native speakers usually learn writing along with speaking and their minds associate foreign words with the words in their native languages, where they probably sound very different, and thus the risk for confusion is minimized.
      It happens in other languages as well. My native language is Portuguese and we pronounce the words for "plus" and "but" ("mais" and "mas") in the same way, so a lot of people keep mixing those two up when writing. Obviously, for someone whose native language is English, it is impossible to accidentally swap "plus" for "but", so if you think of a sentence in English and translate it word for word to Portuguese in your mind, you won't be making this mistake that a lot of proficient Portuguese speakers make.

    • @pascaletje9
      @pascaletje9 Před 3 lety +1

      @Cameron I'm sorry but even for "quickly typing" it's not that hard to know the difference. I understand messing up a lot of words but your and you're must be the easiest grammar of the english language.

  • @user-zm1ux4rs9l
    @user-zm1ux4rs9l Před 4 lety +192

    5:13 Pantothenic acid is vitamin B5, Misoshiru soup has lots of it.

  • @gman-zf4dt
    @gman-zf4dt Před 2 lety +17

    Just discovered your channel! You're a journalist, comedian and storyteller all in one. The videos are amazing..... insightful and amusing. I don't see myself ever visiting Japan, but you make an endearing case for it. Thanks again for your time.
    P.S Is Godzilla/giant monster attack insurance a real thing over there? I read somewhere it is. Just curious.

  • @bigupwinston
    @bigupwinston Před rokem

    4:20 This is the best thing I've ever heard in my life. The voice really did it for me.

  • @Nimroc
    @Nimroc Před 4 lety +155

    E.T. is definitely a monster, just imagine the phone bill when he phones home.

    • @ViktorsJournal
      @ViktorsJournal Před 4 lety +1

      I think his calls are covered by the receiver that's why they never pick it up.

  • @HunterTehGamer
    @HunterTehGamer Před 4 lety +403

    I was actually scared of ET as a kid. There was this toy my parents had got us that was creepy as hell. You're not alone!

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Před 4 lety +51

      Thank god! Cheers!

    • @Midnightmeatrain88
      @Midnightmeatrain88 Před 4 lety +11

      @@AbroadinJapan ET gave me nightmare and even at the age of 31 i aint watching the damn movie

    • @madkiwi9834
      @madkiwi9834 Před 4 lety +1

      thank god im not the only person

    • @wxlurker
      @wxlurker Před 4 lety +1

      Thank god I didn’t get any toy cause watching the movie already creeped me out.

    • @Scrublordnathan
      @Scrublordnathan Před 4 lety +1

      The begining of the movie always reminded me of a horror!

  • @chubbybunny6975
    @chubbybunny6975 Před 3 lety +5

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was terrified of ET as a kid jfc, like I genuinely had re-occurring nightmares of him for YEARS. He still freaks me tf out as an adult and I'm not ashamed to admit that

  • @DoubleDYo
    @DoubleDYo Před rokem +30

    You are not alone in thinking that ET is scary as hell. When I was 5 years old my parents took the family to universal studios, this was the early 90s so there weren't as many rides there as there are now, the main two rides were the studio tour and the ET experience. On your way into the ride everyone's first name is taken down, and at the end of the ride there is an animatronic ET telling everyone by name goodbye, when ET said my name I freaked out and tried to jump out of the ride, that wrinkled toe of a face still haunts my dreams.

    • @Noelhall88
      @Noelhall88 Před rokem +1

      I'm with you!!! I used to get so mad at that scene when E.T. is hiding amongst the plush toys. I was screaming as a kid!! "How do you NOT see the DEMON????" 😆😆

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před rokem

      Nah

    • @Sinnehh
      @Sinnehh Před 11 měsíci

      born 83 here, also was scared of ET as kid and worried would have aliens in closets or under beds

  • @sazam1966
    @sazam1966 Před 4 lety +441

    "Has high functionality"
    Proceeds to spill a cup of instant noodles on the floor.
    Yup, high functionality.

    • @weefyeet6177
      @weefyeet6177 Před 4 lety +1

      *Insert moai man
      hie fungshunalitea

    • @Heihachiro504
      @Heihachiro504 Před 4 lety +2

      "HIGH"

    • @danae5578
      @danae5578 Před 4 lety +3

      Hey no one said the functionality Chris has was good functionality. He could be sharpening his bad functionality. Lol or maybe we should focus on the "HIGH" part..and not "functionality"

    • @SakuraWitch
      @SakuraWitch Před 4 lety +2

      As I'm scrolling through the comments at the same time as listening to the video, I reached this one as the noodles hit the floor

    • @name-hf2ht
      @name-hf2ht Před 4 lety +2

      it could also just mean functioning while high

  • @BurpleRX7
    @BurpleRX7 Před 4 lety +709

    My girlfriend just screamed with joy when she realised she is not the only one terrified of ET, you are the first person who has ever mentioned it.

    • @CraqueTheDragQueen
      @CraqueTheDragQueen Před 4 lety +11

      The Rx7 roadie BURPLE RX7 I also screamed OMG I thought I was the only one that couldn’t watch it as a kid

    • @presidentbeluga3925
      @presidentbeluga3925 Před 4 lety +6

      Absolutely refused to watch it until I was 15

    • @SleepFaster18
      @SleepFaster18 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm not saying he's not creepy, but just about any character in the Wizard of Oz is creepier lol

    • @bethany6818
      @bethany6818 Před 4 lety +5

      I HATE ET

    • @susanemberton9404
      @susanemberton9404 Před 4 lety +3

      I legit thought it was supposed to be a scary movie for the longest time. Lots of creepy characters in the 80s.

  • @grantmillard8387
    @grantmillard8387 Před 6 měsíci

    Thanks for the tip on the soundboard. I've gone over and shanghaied a good number of them for my stream deck. Cheers!

  • @anitarichmond8930
    @anitarichmond8930 Před rokem

    Love the show so entertaining🍜

  • @UltimateDuck97
    @UltimateDuck97 Před 3 lety +946

    "These episodes just don't do that well"
    *1.4 million views and 4x the like goal later*

    • @joshuasterling2144
      @joshuasterling2144 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah I was going to say that, how does 124k likes and 1.597 million views do for you? Lol

    • @YurgenGrimwood
      @YurgenGrimwood Před 3 lety +9

      I mean half a year later, sure. Some videos do better over time.

  • @3battle
    @3battle Před 4 lety +57

    Ryotaro and natsuki fighting is like two series you wouldn't think would ever collaborate

  • @moz7173
    @moz7173 Před 10 měsíci

    def do another of these

  • @12Ger13
    @12Ger13 Před 3 lety +2

    2:24, lovely, you made me laugh a lot with everything on that little segment. Wonderful :D

  • @underactive
    @underactive Před 4 lety +45

    not gonna lie, that Natsuki v Ryotaro battle was more epic than the final Avengers Endgame scene 🤯

  • @iamLe.e
    @iamLe.e Před 4 lety +374

    Natsuki: Just is Delicious.
    Chris: Justice Delicious?
    Natsuki: Just is Delicious.
    Chris:That makes no sense.

    • @Vizardichigo93
      @Vizardichigo93 Před 4 lety

      hahahahaaha

    • @thorbergson
      @thorbergson Před 4 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣 Never crossed my mind but that's actually what would happen! and omg Chris put those soundbites up on a site! Imma downloading Like a Magic right about now!

    • @fba90130
      @fba90130 Před 4 lety

      和牛は正義である。

  • @ffguy91
    @ffguy91 Před rokem +1

    It was when I was stationed in Korea, not long ago(2015) and yeah, I don't understand the ground toilets. I walked into a stall at a rest stop, looked down, said "F*** NO!" and walked out.

  • @ZedRebel
    @ZedRebel Před 3 lety +23

    Watching your channel brings up such a strange mix of emotions for me. I love your channel, the quality is fantastic, your humour is on point, and you teach me about a place that I have always been curious about. However, it's bittersweet because you remind me of one of the best friends I've ever had, a British dude from London, who now lives in Singapore and for the most part we have lost touch. Maybe this series will inspire me to make my way to Asia and reunite with my long lost friend. Love from Canada, Zach

  • @skywalkersounds7020
    @skywalkersounds7020 Před 4 lety +142

    Chris really getting his money’s worth out of those stock footage clips! Congratulations! Chris truly “has high functionality”!!!!!

    • @kycarden820
      @kycarden820 Před 4 lety +1

      Skywalker Sounds I agree it’s a well put video

    • @ertyuzxz605
      @ertyuzxz605 Před 4 lety +2

      69 likes on this comment, the video has 69k likes, please don't like it

    • @pathaleyguitar9763
      @pathaleyguitar9763 Před 4 lety +1

      my brain went stupids and read your comment as "Chruly tris has high functionality".
      Quite dissimilar from my reading abilities....

    • @skywalkersounds7020
      @skywalkersounds7020 Před 4 lety

      Patrick Haley 😂😂😂😂

  • @meekneeks7347
    @meekneeks7347 Před 4 lety +79

    Can relate on the ET. I was gifted an ET doll as a child one Christmas with a voice box that played his famous quotes from the movie. Complete with red cape and everything. The voice box would just never die, there was no visible off button either if I remember, or battery bit. I developed such a fear of this doll that my parents put it in the cupboard where it would wake me up a few times with a muffled ‘eeee....teeeee phone home’. I don’t know where it went - I was six at the time but I hope it stays away..

    • @spiderman233
      @spiderman233 Před 4 lety +4

      I hope it's melting in the depths of hell where it belongs.

  • @iliketospliff
    @iliketospliff Před 2 lety

    i watched a few of your vids now, and this one got me to subscribe to your channel.

  • @courtneyfleming8698
    @courtneyfleming8698 Před 3 lety

    Dude...I am right there with you on the ET thing!

  • @AnthonyStJames-yn8nr
    @AnthonyStJames-yn8nr Před 4 lety +98

    I never really thought Chris didn't know how to cook, I've always seen him as a high functionality person

    • @TheIslingtongirl
      @TheIslingtongirl Před 4 lety +10

      Well, highly functional doesn't always suggest completely functional :P

    • @neakard
      @neakard Před 4 lety +4

      This might be the perfect opportunity for him to learn. One day, he'll get so bored and so out of cup noodles and fried chicken (the fried chicken shop will be closed by then), that he just might start cooking. I'm rooting for you, Chris! :D

    • @user-xo6rm6ng9t
      @user-xo6rm6ng9t Před 4 lety +3

      Everyone has their talents. Two siblings of mine can’t really work their way around a kitchen. However they have patience and understanding in areas I do not.

  • @MoonshineSazerac
    @MoonshineSazerac Před 4 lety +180

    "Bucket of dried sodium" is likely the most accurate thing I've ever heard. Nothing like a flavour-style sachet of monosodium glutamate to boost morale.

  • @IQSim
    @IQSim Před rokem +15

    I somehow knew that you'd say E.T. and I had to minimize the video. Still scared of him. Years later I learned that basically a horror/sci-fi script called "Night Skies" was floating around Hollywood. And it eventually served as the basis for E.T. and Poltergeist. Since then I'm no longer ashamed about finding E.T. scary.

  • @brettsimpson1505
    @brettsimpson1505 Před 2 lety +2

    Make the movie, Chris! Natsuki: Marlboro-man! In all seriousness, thanks for your channel and it’s content. Always uplifting and entertaining.

  • @kicktheajummasface9200
    @kicktheajummasface9200 Před 3 lety +156

    I bought a nylon arm warmer from Dondonki in shibuya that said "If you stay clam, life get more better.".
    I guess my life didn't get better because I wasn't a clam.

    • @jemajoy8839
      @jemajoy8839 Před 3 lety +4

      😂

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Před 3 lety

      I'm feeling pretty clammy in the Florida heat and humidity, and I certainly don't think it's made my live any better. Better than dealing with snow I guess, but it would be nice to have dry clothes.

  • @PDRINHO3
    @PDRINHO3 Před 4 lety +132

    "I don't think anybody could ever bring themselves to kill Natsuki" I would love to see Risottoro's reaction to such lovely comment from such a good friend.

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 Před 4 lety +9

      "I feel he has no story to tell"

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Před 4 lety +1

      @@turinmormegil7715 I also thought that was kind of a weird, rude-ish choice of words ^^

    • @xLeidenFrost
      @xLeidenFrost Před 4 lety +2

      @@Serjo777 I'm sure they're close enough to say these kinds of stuff

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Před 4 lety

      @@xLeidenFrost Are you even aware what quote I'm referring to?

  • @Abe-rz1nm
    @Abe-rz1nm Před rokem +4

    TIP: If you ever have to use a squat toilet for number 2s, don't squat for say longer than 3 minutes, because your legs will seize up and it will take you 5 minutes to stand up again.

  • @brizzial.c.2323
    @brizzial.c.2323 Před 2 lety

    dude I love you, you always crack me up

  • @kingquaps
    @kingquaps Před 4 lety +456

    To be fair, Creamy Dreams is a far worse thing to have on there...

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat Před 4 lety +16

      That's why you have a service before sleep.

    • @Coelancanth
      @Coelancanth Před 4 lety +1

      @@RichardLeslieWhereat And what if you had that during your sleep because of a dream? :P

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat Před 4 lety +3

      @@Coelancanth I would be surprised at being a teenager again.

    • @kohltontownsend1571
      @kohltontownsend1571 Před 4 lety

      Yes

    • @kevins3821
      @kevins3821 Před 4 lety

      It sounds nice at first, then you realize about wonder world alabama and goes like: "inhale... fack!"

  • @UltimatePwnageNL
    @UltimatePwnageNL Před 4 lety +71

    I would love to see a movie on Natsuki's struggle with smoking, especially if there's some real educational value.

    • @zalandarr
      @zalandarr Před 4 lety +2

      Should atleast get him to swap over to vape. No reason to keep sucking on cancer sticks current year that coats everything in tar --someone who quit smoking for 10yrs after 8 yrs of addiction. Not to mention the major health detriments

  • @wes__ai
    @wes__ai Před 2 lety

    ngl .. ET did creep me tf out the first few times i watched it .. you are not alone

  • @0Fate
    @0Fate Před 2 lety +9

    7:30 I'm sure this man is enjoying his time in Russia now.

    • @Helpme540
      @Helpme540 Před rokem +1

      He's probably sitting in a hole in the Donbass region lol

  • @lncompetentGaming
    @lncompetentGaming Před 4 lety +87

    ET is the creepiest most disgusting thing I ever had the misfortune to see. Terrifying. You're not alone Chris

  • @shuuennoame7598
    @shuuennoame7598 Před 3 lety +1252

    Are we sure he did not mean to say "Just is delicious" instead of "justice delicious"? The latter one sounds more fun though xD

    • @bvanwart
      @bvanwart Před 3 lety +60

      Ongoing joke from when Ryotaro said Just As Good very quickly and it sounded like Justice Good. And the rest, my friends, is history

    • @giratina6665
      @giratina6665 Před 3 lety +22

      Funny thing is me and a friend had a similar joke about misspelling "just as planned" as "justice planned"

    • @givesomeplants2915
      @givesomeplants2915 Před 3 lety +9

      I guess it's so delicious that it brings justice to the world of gastronomy

    • @SecretSquirrelFun
      @SecretSquirrelFun Před 3 lety +2

      OMG - Serious question??

    • @yuushwo
      @yuushwo Před 3 lety +10

      I think he was trying to say "Just Delicious" but added an "is" unnecessarily. A pretty understandable mistake imo since he's not a native speaker

  • @TG-Maverick22
    @TG-Maverick22 Před 3 lety

    After watching several of your videos, Subscribed! I enjoy your vids. 5/5

  • @spectrthechamp3658
    @spectrthechamp3658 Před 2 lety +1

    Very cool Dave in Japan

  • @NihonJack
    @NihonJack Před 4 lety +194

    My Dad found the perfect apartment in Tokyo, but they would not rent it to him because he was a foreigner. We ended up living in another one that worked out well.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +229

    One of the essentials of a Japanese quarantine: FamilyMart fried chicken

    • @v1c4r10u5
      @v1c4r10u5 Před 4 lety +9

      can confirm: it helps numb the pain.

    • @brendansapp
      @brendansapp Před 4 lety +2

      That is so relatable

    • @Lyc10
      @Lyc10 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm so glad I'm not in quarantine in Japan, I'd probably double my weight in 2 months...

    • @ninjal7588
      @ninjal7588 Před 4 lety

      I'm so sad that my country doesn't have fried chicken basically anywhere... No KFC or similar, nothing in stores, there are nuggets but they suck. I found fried chicken in a quite fancy restaurant, it was so good. I wish I had more fried chicken... and fried chicken onigiris...

    • @DanThomasUK
      @DanThomasUK Před 4 lety

      @@ninjal7588 which country is it?

  • @vanessaroot-fitzgerald6350
    @vanessaroot-fitzgerald6350 Před 2 lety +40

    I actually know a little something about the history of squat toilets. I lived in Japan for a total of 25 years out of my life and learned around the time I was leaving the country that squat toilets were preferred once at some point because they make people’s legs stronger. Also, they’re actually a bit more sanitary ( even though they don’t look it) because you’re not sitting directly down and making contact with a toilet seat that someone else previously sat on. Btw, I love your collection of hats and T-shirts and pencil cases with messed up English written on it. There are way too many of them to remember but I will never forget a strange quote from middle school. I think it was on a tshirt and it said; “love, and peace, and funky” lmfao

    • @RottenPieceof
      @RottenPieceof Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Oto000dot had my own experience with a squat toilet when I visited China a while ago. I desperately needed a toilet, because of some bad food. And, almost all public restrooms in China are squat toilets (you gotta go in restaurants for the seated ones). But, I have a problem with my knee (I can’t feel the strength in my left knee due to an accident when I was younger, so my right knee stiffs up and loses strength very quickly), you can the struggles and a bit of trauma that I went through

  • @itssneedingtime
    @itssneedingtime Před 2 lety +1

    During my childhood I was absolutely terrified of puppets especially the howdy doody puppet. Still gives me shivers

  • @autumngust238
    @autumngust238 Před 4 lety +148

    "No amount of fish and chips and Harry Potter can get you this apartment, go away."
    Amazing.

  • @mirage_404
    @mirage_404 Před 4 lety +80

    You are not alone...I was terrified of ET when I was a child. That scream of his is the stuff of nightmares.
    Keep up the great content!

  • @rpmfla
    @rpmfla Před 2 lety +1

    I enjoy your vids...a nice balance of intelligence, information, and humor. I will also say I've been a huge Monty Python fan for most of my life and your appearance and humor makes me think of Terry Jones.

  • @dfalls15
    @dfalls15 Před 2 lety

    Lol love the sound effects

  • @DesiredMarbell
    @DesiredMarbell Před 4 lety +53

    As someone who lost their mother a almost 2 months ago to lung cancer from being a smoker of 47 years, if we it could get Natsuki to quit smoking, that would be wondrous.

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 Před 4 lety +9

      As someone that started smoking from 12 to 27 years old and has quit for over a year now I can tell you that him quitting successfully will have nothing to do with us. It will be up to him. I don't mean to sound contrary though I do agree and I hope for everyone to be able to quit smoking as soon as they can.
      I'm sorry for your loss, I hope you can find it in yourself to have a nice day and are able to spend time with someone you care about.

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. Před 4 lety

      I don't want to speak for Natsuki, but I don't think he really is interested in stopping to smoke. I think he doesn't care about death, nor life. He often seems to be trapped, with no real goal in life. It's not like he can't enjoy things, but he takes life as it comes, I doubt he really has sth like a bucket list.
      So I just wish him to find his place in life, to be happy, and if that is reached, healthy without smoking, to make that life enjoyable as long as possible.

  • @DeutscheNovella1
    @DeutscheNovella1 Před 4 lety +178

    When you started talking about the children’s character that used to scare you I immediately thought “ET, please say ET” and then you did and I lost it. I was terrified of ET as a child. I used to lie in bed afraid that his head would appear from around the door frame. I don’t know what I was afraid of him doing, but goddamn he was terrifying. And I truly never understood why none of my friends were terrified of him too.

    • @Arcturus5404
      @Arcturus5404 Před 4 lety +3

      Same here!

    • @KabooM1067
      @KabooM1067 Před 4 lety

      I mean.... He has big eyes. Big eyes are cute right? 😂
      I don't know why I don't find him terrifying either.

    • @AVV_Beats
      @AVV_Beats Před 4 lety +4

      It's only now, 12 years into adulthood, that I have seen someone else agreeing with me that ET is fucking terrifying. The stuff of my childhood nightmares.

    • @shilaleroux9376
      @shilaleroux9376 Před 4 lety

      same here xD even to this day i can't watch this movie. and then i sit there watch the thing or alien and I'm like... you're cute xD i don't know what's wrong with me

    • @jasonmatthewoliver3810
      @jasonmatthewoliver3810 Před 4 lety +1

      ET and Alf. I hated Alf. He was more terrifying for me than ET.

  • @chrisiwooder
    @chrisiwooder Před 2 lety +1

    No, you are not alone! My brother ran out of the cinema as he watched E.T. because he was terrified

  • @reitmanigor8560
    @reitmanigor8560 Před rokem

    I support your preset too!

  • @Temptation666
    @Temptation666 Před 4 lety +213

    I am now going to do something here, that I have always hated when other people did 🤣
    Dear Natsuki.
    I am an old smoker. I smoked 40 cigarets a day for 20 years, and before that I smoked between 20 and 30 a day for 23 years. I started smoking at the tender age of 12.
    Last year on Christmas eve I decided enough is enough. I put out my cigaret and threw away the rest of the packet. I have not smoked since. Still get these pangs where I look for a cigaret and it is HARD. But most of the time I do not think about it.
    In my life I have tried many, many times to stop. But I never succeeded. I believe you need to be ready for it to work. It does not matter if your friends and familie are ready for you to stop, If YOU are not. How do you know, you are ready then? I do not have the faintest idea. All I can say is this, if and when you think. "I want to stop". Go for it. Maybe you are ready, maybe not. But at least your body will benefit from the days you succeeded in not smoking, or smoking less. It wont hurt. And one day, you may just hit the right moment like I did. And then you are a former smoker.
    Good luck and stay safe

    • @MrBsehratmaannking
      @MrBsehratmaannking Před 4 lety +4

      good luck further

    • @madil2259
      @madil2259 Před 4 lety +1

      😮😮😮

    • @yesh3
      @yesh3 Před 4 lety +6

      I was 2 packs a day for 30 years; I finally quit by tapering off nicotine using e-cigs for a few years ( in the time between when they were silly and when they became ridiculous). It probably won't work unless he is seriously ready to quit.

    • @T3hderk87
      @T3hderk87 Před 4 lety +3

      I would heartily agree with what you are saying. Being a pack a day currently for the last thirteen years, it takes a sea change to get up the gumption to quit, and believe me, I have tried.

    • @SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator
      @SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator Před 4 lety

      Ever heard of vaping?

  • @Ozai75
    @Ozai75 Před 4 lety +47

    Natsuki's too much of a cinnamon roll to ever win in a duel versus Ryotaro, who we all know is still planning Chris's untimely demise as we all speak.

  • @HunneyChan
    @HunneyChan Před 3 lety

    yep its may time for the QnA section

  • @GRAFFDEMON
    @GRAFFDEMON Před 3 lety

    Thank you for mentioning the death metal bar.

  • @meywong7356
    @meywong7356 Před 4 lety +34

    Yessss we passed 30K, already looking forward to #AskAbroad in May!
    Also: SO DOWN for the Natsuki documentary!!!

  • @Quo4
    @Quo4 Před 4 lety +47

    I also found E.T. incredibly terrifying as a child and had forgotten about it until this video. Thanks for bringing up repressed fears about E.T.

  • @azzukeere6802
    @azzukeere6802 Před 2 lety +12

    OMG THANK YOU! As a kid I was scared as hell about ET, for me it was him under the bed instead of monsters or whatever. I feel you mate.
    Have a good time in Japan, がんばって!

  • @tomybravi3838
    @tomybravi3838 Před 2 lety +3

    Glad to finally see Risottoro and Natsuki in the same video, sadly it had to be a fight where evil wins

  • @devontabris5807
    @devontabris5807 Před 4 lety +77

    "I don't think anyone could bring themselves to kill Natsuki."
    ...
    Sees that last clip.
    Uhhh, except for Ryotaro, apparently.

    • @devontabris5807
      @devontabris5807 Před 4 lety

      As a side note, I guessed correctly. Would also love another Natsuki movie, and more of these Q&A videos.

    • @klemenator
      @klemenator Před 4 lety +1

      And cigaretes

    • @devontabris5807
      @devontabris5807 Před 4 lety

      @@klemenator That too, but he's doing that to himself. So aside from Risotoro, it turns out only Natsuki can kill Natsuki.

    • @klemenator
      @klemenator Před 4 lety

      @@devontabris5807 I also have a smoking addiction Its such a subversive way of harming yourself. Wellp. Gl pal

  • @camdendebruin6667
    @camdendebruin6667 Před 4 lety +61

    I just noticed this, but E.T.'s head looks like an earbud. Now that is scary.

  • @stephenkraus6180
    @stephenkraus6180 Před 2 lety

    You reminded me more of Terry Jones, and I found it endearing to think Terry moved to Japan.

  • @workingclass2422
    @workingclass2422 Před 3 lety +1

    I want that shirt so bad, lol. Put it on your merch site Chris!

  • @secretscarlet8249
    @secretscarlet8249 Před 4 lety +208

    Of course Risottoro wins. He's been trying to kill Chris for ages.

    • @ed_marin
      @ed_marin Před 4 lety +5

      Also he have like 400 years or even more of swordsmanship experience

  • @_heather_6246
    @_heather_6246 Před 4 lety +91

    "High functionality" proceeds to eat ramen with chopsticks upside down

  • @DylanPWN
    @DylanPWN Před rokem

    You're not alone. E.T. scared the piss out of me for a long time!

  • @sper2557
    @sper2557 Před 3 lety +1

    I've been afraid of ET forever also! I never thought anybody else was afraid of him either. I am so glad that you had the courage to admit that thank you Chris!!!

  • @pumpkinhills7611
    @pumpkinhills7611 Před 4 lety +359

    Fun fact: as an adult I still find E.T way more scary than almost anything else

    • @majorramsey3k
      @majorramsey3k Před 4 lety +4

      I know, right!?

    • @blahblah7896
      @blahblah7896 Před 4 lety +9

      Still haunts me...

    • @jomanci
      @jomanci Před 4 lety

      Aliens man they could've been on some nefarious game

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 4 lety +1

      HP Lovecraft and John Carpenter's _The Thing_ concurs.

    • @hxest
      @hxest Před 4 lety +2

      Your comment made it to comment of the week, congrats

  • @VivChen
    @VivChen Před 4 lety +102

    ET was definitely horrifying. Especially the scene at the end when he was all sick and white. Scarred me as a child! Did not like the movie.

    • @Dejos
      @Dejos Před 4 lety +1

      Can 100% relate to this. It was bad an experience for me our family banned the movie. Which was great since it was on TV every Thanksgiving (USA) holiday and my family still chooses to mock me for this 😰

    • @gaspump
      @gaspump Před 4 lety +2

      Ah, but that part was supposed to be horrifying! For me I will give thanks to ET for teaching me the insult "penis breath" at an exceedingly young age for use against my older brothers.

    • @garfeild1
      @garfeild1 Před 4 lety +1

      It was that horrifying squeal it did that messed me up. My sister was given a stuffed ET cuddly toy and she used to torment me with it. I'm probably gonna have a nightmare tonight!

  • @nicoleist
    @nicoleist Před 2 lety

    I'm right there with you with ET. That movie freaked me out as a child.. That cornfield scene, ugh!