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  • čas přidán 19. 11. 2022
  • They were just SOOO nice I couldn't bring myself to flat out tell them to go away so.....I tried using my eyesight as an excuse and it was a total backfire.
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  • @DEDETheMenace
    @DEDETheMenace Před rokem +13859

    “I’m blind”
    “I speak Braille”
    “Wait what do you mea-“
    “..…:•.•::.•:•.:.…•…:”

  • @beanmann000
    @beanmann000 Před rokem +5832

    Wow, it’s amazing how that little girl talked for 3 days straight.

  • @Toms_Channel
    @Toms_Channel Před rokem +3165

    “I was, but after hearing what is in the pamphlet i no longer am interested”

    • @josguil
      @josguil Před rokem +81

      That would only lead to more discussion. Admitting it was a lie was the best move

    • @jesterram7146
      @jesterram7146 Před rokem +106

      "I was but then you showed up and wasted my time for 3 days in a row"

    • @darthmaul216
      @darthmaul216 Před rokem +23

      “I was just trying to be nice

    • @Toms_Channel
      @Toms_Channel Před rokem +15

      @@jessicawronska why? It’s proper grammar. You kids find it offensive nowadays?

    • @amavloguwu
      @amavloguwu Před rokem +1

      makes sense tho

  • @theoutsiderjess4869
    @theoutsiderjess4869 Před rokem +935

    As a Christian I literally tell these people I'm not interested I already have a church. The polite way to tell em to leave me alone

    • @wolma_hd4617
      @wolma_hd4617 Před rokem +54

      Yess thank you, I am a Jehovas Witness and that is what we want to hear if we should leave some wont leave but most will, its the most polite way

    • @sananguliyev4940
      @sananguliyev4940 Před rokem +37

      "I have a boyfriend" excuse lol

    • @Mr.Ricottelli
      @Mr.Ricottelli Před rokem

      Same

    • @juicy342yt4
      @juicy342yt4 Před rokem +19

      ​@@wolma_hd4617 did you witness Jehova?

    • @wolma_hd4617
      @wolma_hd4617 Před rokem +3

      @@juicy342yt4 I am a jehovas witness

  • @nsteff3384
    @nsteff3384 Před rokem +9379

    Man they were really trying to get you 🤣

    • @wrothcoyote7254
      @wrothcoyote7254 Před rokem +107

      Likely Jehovas witnesses. Just a guess but they do come in pairs door to door. I think they believe that the more conversions they attain the more likely they make it to heaven/closer to God in heaven…something like that idk.
      Or it could just be any other Christian, who just want to see people make it to heaven.

    • @oskarchyc-mulik4054
      @oskarchyc-mulik4054 Před rokem +28

      ​@@wrothcoyote7254 they don't get closer God or have a higher chance of being in heaven but it's because thier reward in heaven will be greater if they do more good deeds.

    • @Spheriment
      @Spheriment Před rokem +5

      ​@@wrothcoyote7254 my guess is it wasn't but not sure

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 Před rokem

      ​@@wrothcoyote7254 yea, the Jehovah's witnesses take the 144thousand (or whatever it is) as the only ones to make it to heaven. They think all the other believers will be brought back to life and everyone else just stays dead. It's less toxic world view then some christan sects but, the rest of their practices built around it are unfortunately not so harmless and very controlling (ie: you should not date, marry, or have close friends with other people).
      My ex was one of them (we broke up for unrelated reasons) but, seeing how much internal conflict she had about dating someone who was not a witness as a teen is, unnerving to say the least.

    • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
      @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 Před rokem

      ​@@wrothcoyote7254 Jehova's are definitely more pushy than most other mainstream christian sects.

  • @ragetheone1
    @ragetheone1 Před rokem +9255

    I almost thought the big surprise was they came back with the pamphlets in braille

  • @RaethFennec
    @RaethFennec Před rokem +416

    I am constantly amazed to learn how many people aren't just direct and honest with people. It solves so many problems.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Před rokem +23

      lying and being polite is seen as better then telling the truth and being rude. one must be kind and respectful after all.

    • @zamn7937
      @zamn7937 Před rokem +5

      No no people too fragile

    • @mrsweetkandy7673
      @mrsweetkandy7673 Před rokem +10

      Issue is that in our society, that's not seen as ideal in many cases because it can save time / feel nicer (in theory) to have excuses. It's a way to try to be civilized
      As someone who prefers being honest, i understand why it's something you'd wanna do but i think it's flawed because it's often too obvious or it doesn't work as intended
      It's indeed simpler to just tell the truth and be more blunt, but there's a lot of people who don't like it, which is why people tend to avoid doing that

    • @rustylarry7465
      @rustylarry7465 Před rokem +1

      couldve just listened and said "i'll think about it"

    • @bok9596
      @bok9596 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Society forces you bcuz otherwise they tell you its rude. Then they tell you its rude to lie. The fuck do you want me to do then, just not respond? Ah thats rude too!

  • @radradR0bot
    @radradR0bot Před rokem +123

    I used to be one of those missionaries. It's okay to tell us to go away. We hear it all the time, and it doesn't hurt our feelings.

    • @tiahunt1431
      @tiahunt1431 Před 5 měsíci +10

      Did you ever have anyone preach to you about Satan? That's what my brother does when he opens the door to preachers

    • @chachachi-hh1ks
      @chachachi-hh1ks Před 5 měsíci

      Why have you stopped?

    • @malaineeward5249
      @malaineeward5249 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@chachachi-hh1ks for some churches (like mine) it's a full time commitment for a certain length of time (18-24 months in my church's case). After that they return home and go to college or get a job and live their normal life.

    • @dragopenguin
      @dragopenguin Před 5 měsíci

      Well it hurt me every time someone did. I never got used to it the years I was out. I knew it would happen though and I still think of it being the best two years of my life.

    • @am_Nein
      @am_Nein Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@malaineeward5249fascinating! I never knew it was like, basically a job.

  • @andrekisgyori2393
    @andrekisgyori2393 Před rokem +1747

    I have literally done this so many times, except of course they did not come back for an entire week.

    • @thatbookreader427
      @thatbookreader427 Před rokem

      Lol-

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Před rokem

      Bruh

    • @user-tr2mb4xs7i
      @user-tr2mb4xs7i Před rokem

      You're going to hell for that

    • @icxicle5498
      @icxicle5498 Před rokem

      Who are "they"

    • @sumduma55
      @sumduma55 Před rokem +9

      Back in the 80s..
      I once told them "I wasn't interested because I was a devil worshiper" thinking they would leave and never come back.
      3 days later, they returned with their pastor. He was trying to find out more about it like where we meet and crap then I noticed a couple dozen people in the front yard praying. Vans and station wagons were pulling up letting people out so they could pray too. It scared the neighbors to the point one of them called the law.
      I had a fun day trying to explain that I only said I was a devil worshiper hoping they would leave and never come back. I had to explain that to the pastor, the cops that showed up, my parents who somehow found out, every one of my neighbors and half the block who were highly interested by this time.
      And the worst part is that the cops cited me for having a public gathering over 50 people without notifying the city first. I never knew that was a thing but i didn'thsve the gathering. I fought it and won though.

  • @chaoticnipples3405
    @chaoticnipples3405 Před rokem +118

    Man I just noticed the Superdog collar.. truly was a great boy, a super dog 🥲

  • @syezwrld9906
    @syezwrld9906 Před rokem +70

    I know he’s blind but I just can’t stop myself from feeling like he’s staring into my soul💀

    • @am_Nein
      @am_Nein Před 5 měsíci

      That's exactly it. The more sight you lose the more you gain..
      Joking, I think?

  • @mm4894
    @mm4894 Před rokem +735

    I don't hesitate to say I'm not interested when they come to my door. I know people hesitate because they think it sounds rude but it really isn't. I figure, I don't want to waste their time, so I just tell them. They're then able to move on to someone else who may be interested.

    • @Spheriment
      @Spheriment Před rokem +11

      Well said man!

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Před rokem +25

      I just dont even answer the door.
      They can wait as long as they want. Cuz thats THEIR time not mine. I'll keep at what ever I'm doing and not use up MY time.
      Now if they can't take a hint then I'll tell them such. But to honest, i havent seen a door to door religious person since the 90s. Which is weird cuz thats both my own religion not visiting (which wouldn't be necessary since I have a church home) nor the other common religions in my area even though i do see the mormons on their bikes riding around.
      I'm not mormon but those guys do get their miles in. 😅

    • @UrCousin
      @UrCousin Před rokem +19

      good. in my religion everyone spends a year of their life doing this. I'm not old enough yet but my dad says that he would rather people just tell him than waste his time because there r other people out there who will decide to go to church and receive the gospel.
      (my religion is *the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Sainths.* we call it the LDS Church for short. but we are known as Mormons)

    • @kathrynryanclancy8437
      @kathrynryanclancy8437 Před rokem +8

      If you want to be nice you can say “sorry, I’m not interested in religions right now”
      Or you can flat out say no, but if you want to be nice then that’s a good option

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před rokem +5

      I shut the door in their face. I'd feel bad but being nice to them once they came back for like 3 years

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Před rokem +10875

    “I’m blind”
    “It’s okay we have the pamphlet in large print”
    ... y’all
    Edit Y’all are admirable but I really do not think what were probably mormon missionaries have _any_ concept of legal blindness’s various incarnations. Mormonstories podcast has hundreds of interviews with exmo’s who were explicitly taught to argue their doctrine and church attendance (which isn’t free, btw) was more important financially than, for instance, affording food.

    • @thepizzacarpizza1056
      @thepizzacarpizza1056 Před rokem +324

      Probably thought he meant like he was visually impaired and could *_barely_* see

    • @GHT_0
      @GHT_0 Před rokem +9

      3 more lukes

    • @sanderkvenild8947
      @sanderkvenild8947 Před rokem +120

      Some people are legally blind. They could still have enough vision to read large print if they really put their mind to it.

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Před rokem +50

      My 3rd or so cousin is legally blind.
      20/80 or so.
      He has a projector to blow up text to crazy large size to read.
      (If you ever played with the font size on word pad/microsoft word, its like the crazy large font size of 82 for him to "see")
      So yeah it IS a thing. So blind doesnt always mean 0 visibility. I mean who likes splitting hairs with every blind person to confirm which definition of blindness they technically would be classified as.
      But for clarity purposes yeah there's fully blind and legally blind. (Oh and the other type color blind)

    • @asailijhijr
      @asailijhijr Před rokem +7

      ​@@sanderkvenild8947 Pete had exactly this earlier in his blindness sickness.

  • @Caleb00001
    @Caleb00001 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "I'm blind"
    Oh sorry 👉🤛🫰👈👆🫰🫷🤚🤘👌

  • @thebigmystery7841
    @thebigmystery7841 Před rokem +8

    One of those times where the simple and honest answered is better than the nice one. 😅

  • @greenbeantm1096
    @greenbeantm1096 Před rokem +1031

    I was either expecting 1) them to start praying for you to be “cured” 2) them to come back with a Braille pamphlet or 3) (the one I was mostly expecting) him to go “oh that’s no problem, I can read it to you”

    • @fishmilk0
      @fishmilk0 Před rokem +22

      number 1 only really applies to some religions, my experience personally as an ex/pimo jehovahs witness, they dont pray for god to cure you, they just pray that you'll come to their kingdom halls and start studying the bible or whatever so you can (literally) make it through armageddon alive and into the new system (i hate this belief 😭)

    • @takorasa
      @takorasa Před rokem +7

      ​@@fishmilk0 why do you hate it? it's just a belief. you may not believe in it but people do. just accept it because they ain't gonna change for you.

    • @fishmilk0
      @fishmilk0 Před rokem +12

      @@takorasa because i was indoctrinated, and i do accept other peoples religions, i just hate when they force it onto other people.

    • @fishmilk0
      @fishmilk0 Před rokem

      @@takorasa also i meant to say i hate this organization, look into all the shit the governing body has hid, its truly disgusting and hate the belief of "OH IF YOU FOLLOW US, YOU'LL MAKE IT THROUGH ARMAGEDDON ALIVE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE DIES AND THEN YOU CAN CLEAN UP THE DEAD BODIES!:)"

    • @Akrityke
      @Akrityke Před rokem

      ​@@fishmilk0 Btw those were not jehovah witnesses

  • @garrythegoblin8162
    @garrythegoblin8162 Před rokem +146

    “So now I’ve been in this church for 10 years and I’ve just been ordained into the priesthood. I married a woman in the church and our 3 children are all baptized by the church. I think this lies gone on too long.”

  • @devilgaming-hi7qt
    @devilgaming-hi7qt Před rokem +3

    this guy is such a nice guy .

  • @ninguern7693
    @ninguern7693 Před 7 měsíci +25

    As a former church missionary, I always preferred when people were honest and politely refused to hear me. I didn't want to insist, only share the message with someone interested 😅

  • @GraceLieu
    @GraceLieu Před rokem +158

    The simple "I lied" had me bursting in laughter omg 🤣🤣

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Před rokem +359

    “Long story short I’m Mormon now”
    Is how I thought this video was gonna end

    • @alicecain4851
      @alicecain4851 Před rokem +6

      LoL

    • @melaniereese5226
      @melaniereese5226 Před rokem +58

      😄😄 I though he was going to say Jehovah's Witness...LDS sends only missionaries that wear dress clothes and name tags (and kids never go with missionaries).

    • @arandomdog754
      @arandomdog754 Před rokem +23

      @@melaniereese5226 actually on occasion LDS missionaries bring youth or adults along with them. I know this because I’m LDS and have been invited to do this a few times.

    • @melaniereese5226
      @melaniereese5226 Před rokem +23

      @@arandomdog754 We're on the same page. Kids are never sent with missionaries alone...we adults chaperone. I'm LDS too (ward missionary)...nice to meet you 🙂

    • @arandomdog754
      @arandomdog754 Před rokem +4

      @@melaniereese5226 right on

  • @ArronTheBirb
    @ArronTheBirb Před rokem +7

    bro I was so focused on the super dog collar!
    and now im sad ;^;
    rip superdog-

  • @ololscholol2247
    @ololscholol2247 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The girl starts reading
    "Oh sorry I am actually deaf too"

  • @scottyi88
    @scottyi88 Před rokem +282

    I thought they were going to give you a pamphlet in brail

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Před rokem +2

      True

    • @ImNotMe224
      @ImNotMe224 Před rokem +2

      I don't usually try to correct people, but it's spelled "braille"
      I hate English

    • @jeanrodriguez2078
      @jeanrodriguez2078 Před rokem +2

      ​@@ImNotMe224 The writing system is named after the French creator, Louis Braille.

    • @dizzyalex1551
      @dizzyalex1551 Před rokem

      @@ImNotMe224I hate all the languages I speak

    • @scottyi88
      @scottyi88 Před rokem +1

      @@ImNotMe224 iam surri ihaf misssppall brial preese 4gif muuee

  • @chesneymigl4538
    @chesneymigl4538 Před rokem +339

    I always feel bad because I know they get a lot of shit from people, especially if they are young and doing their obligatory mission. I usually just offer a non-caffinated drink and let them practice their speech.

    • @annataymond9529
      @annataymond9529 Před rokem +23

      That’s very sweet of you. I’ll bet that brightens their day a bit. I’ve seen people throwing things or screaming curse words when all they were doing was walking by so I imagine it’s appreciated.

    • @juniperabbott2614
      @juniperabbott2614 Před rokem +7

      * instead of practice what you preach,
      You let em practice their speech
      Everyone needs practice..

    • @eternalmiasma5586
      @eternalmiasma5586 Před rokem +21

      “They get a lot of shit from people” well yeah because they go onto other peoples property and try to bring them into a cult

    • @teresafarrell6457
      @teresafarrell6457 Před rokem +8

      I used to do the same until the Bishop found out they were allowed to vent (complain) while at our home and then they started telling the kids they couldn't come by. They still did and when they saw the kids were actually studying The Bible and not pushing Mormonism as much then they tried to say I was "too friendly" with the boys.
      The book of Mormon contradicts Scripture in so many ways but you can't point that out without an argument. They're indoctrinated young.
      This guy's story could also be about Jehovah Witnesses. They're just as determined.

    • @annataymond9529
      @annataymond9529 Před rokem +20

      @@eternalmiasma5586 not every religion is a cult. In my experience they’ve been very sweet. Weeded our whole yard once.

  • @brambolino1137
    @brambolino1137 Před rokem +2

    "You said you where totally interested earlier this week"
    "times change"

  • @andrewhanson1180
    @andrewhanson1180 Před rokem +13

    This is a good example of why you don’t want to be “too nice”

  • @angstydoodles1101
    @angstydoodles1101 Před rokem +118

    I thought they were about to hit you with a, "That's okay, we have the pamphlet in braille."

  • @Ari_Blue22
    @Ari_Blue22 Před rokem +249

    Oof that sucks, but I feel like I would have done the same thing.

  • @ACuteLilUFO
    @ACuteLilUFO Před 4 měsíci +1

    As someone who does door to door preaching, don't worry about saying no thanks or not interested. It's not an obligation or anything, and we absolutely understand if you don't wanna get involved

  • @Slimez_World
    @Slimez_World Před rokem +9

    Man I though they were gonna pull out a pamphlet in brail 😂💀

  • @michellerodgers7790
    @michellerodgers7790 Před rokem +212

    I say this as a returned missionary from a church. I promise. If you say "I'm sorry, but I'm really not interested", we are not offered. Just be honest. It saves everyone so much time! And I mean that in the sweetest way possible. We don't want to make people miserable. You can't convert if you are the one making them miserable. Like don't go out of your way to be mean about it, of course. That's not cool. But just be straight with folks and all is good

    • @EdgedAeros
      @EdgedAeros Před rokem +1

      This ☝️ I believe in a supreme being that is taking care of things in our daily lives and follow the basic principles of the Ten Commandments to the t. I Have a good relationship with the savior. And that’s it. No religion really. Most of them are all hypocrites. Life is good and I respect and expect y’all to stop when I’m not interested. Not trying to continually try to convert me so much that it feels like harassment.

    • @DO4M
      @DO4M Před rokem +11

      Sadly, not everyone is like that. Some folks can be extremely pushy and see "no thanks" as a challenge.

    • @Iamgayman
      @Iamgayman Před rokem +1

      ​@@DO4M like a man conquering a wild woman boar 😏

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 Před rokem +8

      That may work with some people, But sometimes no matter how nicely I say no, they don't leave me alone

    • @claritey
      @claritey Před rokem +7

      I wish more missionaries had that philosophy but unfortunately, that isn't my experience the majority of the time. Some of the confrontations have been downright scary because they won't take no for an answer.
      One particularly bad incident happened just last month. I am a wheelchair user and was in the disabled stall in the bathroom at my college when one of the religious groups just finished their service across the hall. A bunch of people came into the bathroom and this one lady had this script she went through as she talked to each person, trying to get them to come to the service next week. I wanted no part of this so I stayed in the stall hiding for about 15 minutes until she left....except she hadn't left. She was silently waiting for me to come out around the corner by the door so I would just think she had left. She starts her script and I'm trying to get out of there telling her I'm an atheist and not interested but she took this as some sort of challenge. She also made some really rude incorrect assumptions about why I was an atheist having to do with my disability. She asked if she could pray for Jesus to heal my leg and I flatly tell her that no amputee has ever had a leg grow back from prayer and its not like she was the first to try. I go to wash my hands and she turns the water on for me...ok. I finish and go to get some paper towels that were easily in my reach but she grabs them first then starts drying my hands for me like I'm a small child. Weird, weird, weird! I felt violated because she touched me without my consent but also condescended to. She started to follow me out of the bathroom but I was so freaked out by that point I straight out told her to leave me alone in a loud firm voice with a tinge of fear in it and she finally gave up.

  • @sarasmr4278
    @sarasmr4278 Před rokem +199

    My dad used to invite them in for a beer 😂 💜💜💜

  • @Hello-rp8jk
    @Hello-rp8jk Před 6 měsíci +2

    Dude, I never would have ended the lie if I got too far into it I’m too self-conscious

  • @Spartan1Four1
    @Spartan1Four1 Před 24 dny

    Terrorized at your own home for 3 days and they still got away with it?!?! Such criminal geniuses.

  • @viewer80
    @viewer80 Před rokem +28

    Hahahaha!!! And here I am constantly saying "I'm so sorry, no thank you." Then they bring around people from the same cultural background as me, in the age of my parents 😐. That's when I started calling out to my husband "Hun, door, I'm going loo!" 🤣
    God bless you all 💚

  • @InfestedSlab
    @InfestedSlab Před rokem +21

    When you you're too introverted so you just get converted

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme Před dnem

    Man bringing a little girl to read it instead of sending you a braille version is a war crime

  • @commenceun
    @commenceun Před 3 měsíci

    Man I don't if you're reading this or not, but know that your content is amazing.

  • @edgarbrooks7695
    @edgarbrooks7695 Před rokem +97

    they should have brought brail pamphlets. they clearly weren't thinking, lol

    • @NoName_0025
      @NoName_0025 Před rokem

      Braille pamphlets are kinda heavy tho, and besides, you don't really go out thinking your going to meet a fully blind person

    • @edgarbrooks7695
      @edgarbrooks7695 Před rokem

      @@NoName_0025 i meant after he pointed out that he was blind , they should have

    • @NoName_0025
      @NoName_0025 Před rokem

      @@edgarbrooks7695 That would mean wasting a lot of time, because they dont have them, they'd have to go back to find one and then go back to his house, and sometimes they dont have braille copies on them/own them at all, so they have to order some and that would take around 1 week or so. And like I said, you don't really go out thinking your going to meet a fully blind person.

  • @cbigg81
    @cbigg81 Před rokem +24

    Definitely wasn't going to get zapped, but the little girl was definitely your punishment.

  • @muhammedeminduran7852
    @muhammedeminduran7852 Před rokem +1

    When preachers show up i just start speaking another language xd

  • @LuciusLucius
    @LuciusLucius Před rokem +47

    Oomf you mustve felt so bad 😭😭

  • @literallyjustlily
    @literallyjustlily Před rokem +19

    i was jamming out to this because of the background music

  • @kentonkyuubininefox9264
    @kentonkyuubininefox9264 Před rokem +3

    It's OK to just tell them that you're not interested.

  • @squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798

    "I wanted to hear more about it before making a final decision and after considering it, no, i would not like to join your church"

    • @robert-andreiionita2827
      @robert-andreiionita2827 Před rokem +205

      This is so professional and diplomatic. The perfect way of replying.
      Now that we have that out of the way…
      …let’s address that pfp, shall we?

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 Před rokem +73

      ​@@robert-andreiionita2827 read his username there is nothing to discuss

    • @icanbarely
      @icanbarely Před rokem +27

      @@robert-andreiionita2827 its a squirrel it knows nothing

    • @robert-andreiionita2827
      @robert-andreiionita2827 Před rokem +31

      @@pirilon78 almost a day later, I just realized that what I meant to say is “let’s address your username”. But even with that, I still wrote “profile picture”…
      Certified brain fart moment.

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney Před rokem +1

      This is a nice way to say it but it’s also not true in this situation. He did lie. It’s not like they’re going to be hurt, or call the police, or become violent upon hearing that he lied. If you ever watched anything growing up, you should know that lying more will never get you out of a lie.

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 Před rokem +28

    I once thought a Jehovah witness was the pizza guy, and was not having a good day so before he said anything I said “I’m sorry I don’t care, I thought you were the pizza guy” and after I went back to the couch, he kept knocking for like 2 minutes. My brother came out and I said “don’t open that door.” He asked why and I told him, and we laughed out asses off.

    • @Frogs.__.
      @Frogs.__. Před rokem +19

      you sure it was a Jehovah's Witness (cuz usually they would just go away after being told your not interested)

    • @petrochristou2172
      @petrochristou2172 Před rokem +2

      That’s right

    • @BIGtunaa-
      @BIGtunaa- Před rokem +5

      Definitely a mormon 💀

    • @YellowTy
      @YellowTy Před 2 měsíci +2

      that probably wasn't a Jehovah's Witness

  • @aliceevans3357
    @aliceevans3357 Před rokem +7

    Pete just being too nice. ❤️

  • @josephlck
    @josephlck Před rokem +10

    I love how you sat through 3 days before finally being forced to fess up to the lie!

  • @keefecochran
    @keefecochran Před 3 měsíci

    Man you are legendary for that 😂

  • @Agent-vj3ns
    @Agent-vj3ns Před 6 měsíci

    "Uhhh, i lied" 😂💀

  • @dammitman1664
    @dammitman1664 Před rokem +132

    Never placate them! It's their mission to spread the word. Nothing wrong with that. But if you don't want to commit, just say so, they'll go away! I've always been polite and said "I'm not interested, thank you" and they say "thank you" and walk away. Even though I'm not a fan of solicitation, they're doing Gods work! And we all fall short!

    • @laurengartman646
      @laurengartman646 Před rokem +13

      Most of them dont go away ive had jhovas whitnesses come to my door 5-6 times after we told them to go away we arent intrested we normally dont answer the door anymore ive seen it that they just sit outside ur propperty till u either answer or you get back home im just glad my grandad had scared them off for good by telling them the truth of im super religious
      This might be different in some areas/ countries but round where i live they just dont give up

    • @arkii5420
      @arkii5420 Před rokem +1

      @@laurengartman646 completely wrong the Mormons do that not jehovahs witnesses

    • @laurengartman646
      @laurengartman646 Před rokem +1

      @@arkii5420 they were telling us their jhovas whitnesses and thats what im going to be going off on idk whats the difference im not intrested in religion and know nothing about it

    • @eternalmiasma5586
      @eternalmiasma5586 Před rokem +4

      I come to the door with my shirt off and a god damn baseball bat, they leave quickly

    • @TheSoupLol
      @TheSoupLol Před rokem +4

      @@laurengartman646 Idk if its different where you are. but you might be able to ask them to put you on the do not call list. it exists.

  • @Spheriment
    @Spheriment Před rokem +54

    Honestly, as a JW, some of those people really do try to help but dang they couldn't take a hint 😭

    • @etoinedevries7583
      @etoinedevries7583 Před rokem +23

      JW here, when someone is saying they're not interested, I'm really like "oh totally fine! That means I don't have to continue talking, which is quite nice because I don't like talking that much xD"

    • @Randomly-stupid
      @Randomly-stupid Před rokem +11

      I’m also a Jw witness

    • @Spheriment
      @Spheriment Před rokem +14

      @@Randomly-stupid found my people's

    • @oliverz321
      @oliverz321 Před rokem +15

      We got ourselves a service group right here, XD

    • @gexyvr8212
      @gexyvr8212 Před rokem +9

      Yo my people

  • @ravins4786
    @ravins4786 Před rokem

    Life is tough stay strong king

  • @johnclaybaugh9536
    @johnclaybaugh9536 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I laughed way to hard at this.
    I wonder what they thought of you after you told them you lied. I'm pretty sure they call that a sin. Lol.

  • @souleater9189
    @souleater9189 Před rokem +6

    shoulda said "i was interested, but you talked me out of it".

  • @corrincom
    @corrincom Před rokem +4

    I can feel the awkwardness of that conversation through the screen

  • @Hylianmonkeys
    @Hylianmonkeys Před 6 měsíci

    Sounds like you were quite honest in the end😂

  • @riko44kingfr97
    @riko44kingfr97 Před 4 měsíci

    The tone is important when you're lying

  • @reighzhor1058
    @reighzhor1058 Před rokem +41

    I would've taken it, pretended to look for a moment, then started fake panicking and yelling "I've gone blind!"

  • @NecroBanana
    @NecroBanana Před rokem +7

    I just tell those people to leave my property. They know me and are pissed off every time they see me.

    • @Spheriment
      @Spheriment Před rokem +3

      Whoa..

    • @annataymond9529
      @annataymond9529 Před rokem +7

      Why, what did you do? They get told no all the time I can’t imagine just saying no would be enough to make them legitimately angry.

    • @NecroBanana
      @NecroBanana Před rokem

      @@annataymond9529 I told them they gotta leave my property and pointed down the street. I guess when a fat fuck tells you this it just gives a stronger impact.

    • @thatscrazy4820
      @thatscrazy4820 Před rokem

      Oh dang sorry to hear that

  • @patrickbateman6620
    @patrickbateman6620 Před rokem

    You've got to respect the commitment

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Před 7 dny

    Hit you with the reverse uno😂😂😂

  • @Swelephant_
    @Swelephant_ Před rokem +4

    Moral of the story is to not be nice to people who won’t mind their own God damn business

  • @night-and-ice7171
    @night-and-ice7171 Před rokem +8

    My sister told the church people who go door to door that she was interested and next thing I knew they were sitting on the couch talking about God even though my sister is a atheist.
    When our parents asked why they came into the house my sister said that she panicked said she was interested and then they invited themselves in and my sister didn't know how to tell them to go.

    • @Ttttttttttttttttttoby
      @Ttttttttttttttttttoby Před rokem +5

      Invited themselves in??? Did they ask or just barge?

    • @night-and-ice7171
      @night-and-ice7171 Před rokem +2

      @@Ttttttttttttttttttoby If I remember correctly they just walked right in even with my sister standing in the doorway trying to block them

    • @deborahhanna9126
      @deborahhanna9126 Před rokem +2

      Dang.

    • @Ttttttttttttttttttoby
      @Ttttttttttttttttttoby Před rokem +2

      @@night-and-ice7171 Jeez, I mean what happened being polite?

    • @night-and-ice7171
      @night-and-ice7171 Před rokem +2

      @@Ttttttttttttttttttoby Ikr! We never saw the people again after we faked not being home a few times when they knocked

  • @kjdubs5877
    @kjdubs5877 Před 6 měsíci

    "Oh, you're deaf?"
    *Nods*
    "Oh, ok. Have a nice day--"

  • @PatrickParty09
    @PatrickParty09 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Damn that must have been the most awkward situation you could possibly have been in with that type of people.

  • @randomchocolateenjoyer5393

    hey, I know you hear this a crap ton, but I just want to say that you are a HUGE inspiration for me and many others around the world. you are just an amazing person and I get so excited when one of your videos pops up! I hope you get to hear this comment, and I hope you have an absolutely amazing day! oh, and happy Thanksgiving! hope you enjoy your turkey dinner if you celebrate 💕💕💕

  • @CoupleMoore
    @CoupleMoore Před rokem +6

    Pete, don’t take this the wrong way, but I really like your shorts. Is there a better way to say that? I like to watch you in your shorts? No, that’s worse. Anyway, keep up the great work.

    • @deborahhanna9126
      @deborahhanna9126 Před rokem +5

      "I'm inspired by what's in your shorts"? "The contents of your shorts gives me great pleasure"? Or "I'm moved by the concentrated impact of your short's form."? I elevate the awkward to art. O i need an old priest and a young priest...

  • @ronniehesson5074
    @ronniehesson5074 Před 5 měsíci

    The truth will set you free brother

  • @bekacarter9153
    @bekacarter9153 Před rokem

    We love you and it’s a really nice thing to watch because we love seeing how nice you are the people and it’s just really nice

  • @The-Animal-Crew
    @The-Animal-Crew Před rokem +9

    Oof but the little girl...

  • @user-rb5fw4ey2w
    @user-rb5fw4ey2w Před rokem +7

    Ow, that hurts! Poor people. They really believe in their religions (most) that they are willing to do incredible things and sacrifices for what they think is a good cause that will save ourselves and planet. I hope they were goldenhearted people and understood.

  • @chrissyj_
    @chrissyj_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    "I am not ready to make a commitment. Also I am going on a trip for an undetermined amount of time, maybe I don't know forever, so don't come back tomorrow, or the day after, or the day after"

  • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
    @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před rokem

    on the bright side, he improved all of their days for several days, filling them with hope of saving a soul, or some nonsense they were brainwashed into believing....

  • @kiwimiwi5452
    @kiwimiwi5452 Před rokem +23

    oh dang, that must have been embarrassing!
    my mom officially declared a weird cult that came by a lot to try to get us to convert banned.
    they aren't allowed on our property at all, I can't imagine what it would be like living through what you experienced..

  • @levisays7676
    @levisays7676 Před 2 měsíci

    That's amazing I'm surprised that they continued for so long an that you kept a straightface while lying to them if that was me I couldn't help but laugh at some point especially with the day after day of it all

  • @1234cheerful
    @1234cheerful Před 6 měsíci

    "You talked me out of it"

  • @Odins3rdRaven
    @Odins3rdRaven Před rokem +17

    "I know i said I was interested, but that was before you became kinda pushy"

  • @TrperChan
    @TrperChan Před rokem +5

    Hey man I'm a strong Christian and I never see somebody being too bad to still be in God's good graces. No worries man anyone who comes to your door is nice but we Christians all know that not one person is good by themselves no worries man God bless you👍

  • @ferpektatwork3489
    @ferpektatwork3489 Před rokem

    That backfired so damn hard I can't even fathom it :'D

  • @SKULLTHEWIZARD
    @SKULLTHEWIZARD Před 2 měsíci

    Anything like that would be a total chaos being blind and playing VR is fun isn't it

  • @whatsthat9408
    @whatsthat9408 Před rokem +3

    "so now im a jahovas witness"

  • @bentonchiez
    @bentonchiez Před rokem +9

    As one of Jehovah’s witnesses, I can confirm it was one of us

    • @Randomly-stupid
      @Randomly-stupid Před rokem +1

      I am to

    • @annataymond9529
      @annataymond9529 Před rokem +1

      Do you know where the random child came from, and why they didn’t just read it out loud to him right then and there instead of going and getting some little girl?

    • @Spheriment
      @Spheriment Před rokem

      As a Jehovah's Witness, I honestly do not think this is truthful, especially because we're taught to discontinue if one doesn't seem interested

    • @annataymond9529
      @annataymond9529 Před rokem +1

      @@Spheriment he did say he was interested though. I mean the part where they brought in some child was odd but other than that it made sense.

    • @oliverz321
      @oliverz321 Před rokem

      No way! Where about are you? I'm living near Warwick.

  • @michaelenglish839
    @michaelenglish839 Před rokem +2

    I just start asking them basic questions about theology and they get confused because they only know how to regurgitate the contents of their programming. They don't even understand what they believe.

  • @mcramp20
    @mcramp20 Před rokem

    Amen brother!

  • @j0e647
    @j0e647 Před rokem +9

    as an ex mormon this screams mormon energy

    • @CrunchySpade101
      @CrunchySpade101 Před 6 měsíci

      This sounds more like Jehovah's witnesses if It was a man and a woman and a little girl.

    • @claudiono60
      @claudiono60 Před 6 měsíci

      @@CrunchySpade101nah it’s def mormon

  • @iamb0nk3rs
    @iamb0nk3rs Před rokem +18

    "Can you convert to ou-"
    "Whoever your gods are, they made me blind."

    • @darolon
      @darolon Před rokem

      actually a good way of putting it tbh

  • @ODaughterofZionMinistries

    Best story ever 😅

  • @allyb7880
    @allyb7880 Před rokem

    I love how you have superdog’s collar in the back❤❤❤ I miss him so much😢😢❤

  • @vasilebalu3633
    @vasilebalu3633 Před rokem +3

    They do that in my country too!

    • @benclawson6442
      @benclawson6442 Před rokem +1

      Where in every country were its legal. Convert or we'll keep knocking

    • @Spheriment
      @Spheriment Před rokem

      ​@@benclawson6442 whoa..

    • @irishakita
      @irishakita Před rokem

      @@Spheriment how are half your comments “whoa..”

  • @MrCriptonite
    @MrCriptonite Před rokem

    love that you didnt single out the JH's 🔥

  • @KristenRowenPliske
    @KristenRowenPliske Před rokem +3

    My dad’s agnostic but for some reason he really enjoyed talking with the Jehovah’s Witnesses who used to come knocking on doors. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @gexyvr8212
      @gexyvr8212 Před rokem +4

      There are very nice people and have very good morals religious or not but they get a lot of crap idk why lol

    • @shade4048
      @shade4048 Před rokem

      @@gexyvr8212 ikr

    • @jeanrodriguez2078
      @jeanrodriguez2078 Před rokem

      ​​@@gexyvr8212 Well, they aren't happy when somebody doesn't follow their ways. For example, if I did not read bible and did not cite any of verses, they would say, " Oh, poor guy, I am surprised that people aren't reading Bible. This is really sad!"

    • @gradenegamer7232
      @gradenegamer7232 Před rokem

      ​@@jeanrodriguez2078 I understand them as the bible has truth so when someone does say that they're not reading the bible it's really concerning

    • @jeanrodriguez2078
      @jeanrodriguez2078 Před rokem

      @@gradenegamer7232 why is that concerning if they can live without a bible?

  • @dancingchaos168
    @dancingchaos168 Před rokem

    being nice never works with those people just have to be upfront not interested have a nice day is what ive learned after spending way to much time in the past listening to them lol

  • @Sharkacy
    @Sharkacy Před rokem

    This gives me motivation to actually say “I lied” instead of saying some cringy excuse

  • @cdandbookshelf
    @cdandbookshelf Před rokem +6

    Me: I cant I'm on home arrest

  • @spectralspooky
    @spectralspooky Před rokem +7

    Bro that's how desperate they are 💀

  • @DanTheCaptain
    @DanTheCaptain Před rokem +1

    I thought they were going to offer a Braille version of their pamphlet lol

  • @hiimholdin2397
    @hiimholdin2397 Před rokem

    Don't worry you're good those people aren't annoying

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 Před rokem +8

    Gotta give them an A for creativity bringing the little girl 🤣