Comedian ACCURATELY Predicts Black Girl's Job Based on Her Friends
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0:00 Black Girl and Her Indian Friends
0:39 Punjabi Table
0:52 Dominican-Punjabi Fat Joe
1:10 Italian-Looking Indian
2:03 Why light skin minorities are desirable
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Video By: Kevin Marcus Jr.
Krit Chatikavanij
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In this stand up comedy video performed by talented comedian Akaash Singh, witness funny cultural assumptions as our Indian comedian accurately predicts a black girl's job based on her Indian friends. This is one of Akaash Singh's many crowd work stand-up comedy videos where he appropriately utilizes cultural stereotypes to make light-hearted assumptions and guesses about his audience's profession, race, and/or ethnicity. Akash Singh is famously known for his funny cultural stereotypes crowd interactions, he has performed at notable comedy clubs all over the United States, and New York City, performing at well-known clubs such as the New York Club, New York Comedy Cellar, and The Stand NYC.
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Video Filming Location: Carolines Comedy Club, New York City - Komedie
"Your great grandma took it for the team" killed me 😂😂
Well that was probably the other option. Imperialism.
probably older than tbh. like great, great, great, great, great grandmother. the british were done colonizing india in the late 1800's they were more likely trying to hold on for dear life and not lose india from the declining empire.
@FazeParticles My grandfather was born in 1899 and I'm only in my 40s. A grandson of a pre civol war Oresident is still alive. So it's very very doable to have only 1-2 greats in there going back to the 1860s or so.
@@Adamdidit i forget they could live long af. but i mean the average lifespan ain't that long 150 years ago. 50 years ago sure but not way back then.
@FazeParticles This post doesn't make any sense. I told you real world examples and you came back with this.
“Gray hair, do rag, and a steady 9-5 none of these things belong together” hahahahaha that joke is extremely under rated hahaha
Durag*
@@samantha0123you must be fun at parties🤓
thats a Queens Blvd joke
@@rook2stonedbecause they told them the correct spelling..
@@retro_mxxn3334 bruh that shi annoying unless the other person asked how to correctly spell their word, makes me think of them as "🤓"
I still remember in the beginning of Flagrant 2, Andrew would always say, Aakash was not an opener. He wanted Aakash to headline his own shows and be just as big or bigger than him. The growth has been inspiring to watch. God bless the whole asshole army 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
The comedy community is leading from the front. Bring others up with you as you rise.
It's like MLM without being con-men.
OOHHH so that's where he's from. I thought he looked familiar!
Akash is overrated he just goes for the low hanging fruit and he corny. Not to mention his voice is annoying
it worked because I don't know who Andrew is this was just in my recs and now I'm subscribed
1:49 “Dominican…that makes sense!” I love great crowd work and the ability to make fun of everyone equally!
At this point Aakash is trying to make a reputation for being the funniest psychic/detective
So he's giving Shawn Spencer a run for his money, huh? Good luck to him, he'll need it!
We need compilation of these... make it a tape
Definitely
He's got a 20min crowd work special on his channel!👌👌
Im about to look for it
A tape!? What are you, 60 years old?
@@Lunatic5306 62
Akaash is just like a tarot reader at this point . Guessing the future based on the clues he gathered. 😂😂😂
He just shouts: " I knew it , i fkin knew it" ....
@mrb2643 Exactly. We can all shout three times "I fucking knew it" as well. 😂
@@mrb2643 - yeah. After he asked them where they work. And they told him, then he claims he knew it. LOL
Your great grandma took one for the team😂😂😂. That got me ROFL
Killing it! Scary thing is, this cat is only getting better at his craft. Dude puts in work.
Which craft? Witchcraft.
@@JoshPhoenix11 How bout we let Akaash be the comedian here, k bud. You stick to just watching him. Please, for everyone's sake 🙏
@@MisterWoescalm down, u seem very insecure with urself
Damn. You got me. Ima go change my life now cuz of that comment. On CZcams. @@rook2stoned
@@MisterWoes bro that was fuckin hilarious, you're just butthurt cuz you didn't think of it.
People: Dont judge a book by its cov....
Akaash: Oh yes you should!
Akaash Singh is one of the funniest people alive today. He’s definitely in the top 3. His crowd work is hands down the best I’ve ever seen. I can’t get over how freaking funny he is! 😂🤣
Ohh i just love that name Vanessa
If i were not indian, and had a baby girl in future, I'll name her Vanessa 😅
Just telling u, coz I like commenting random thoughts on stranger comments
@@nammi895 Thank you!! :)
chappelle
louis
mulaney
gillis
stavros
@@legalcake6125 I think Stavros is the only one who does crowd work. Maybe I have not seen others doing that.
@@ragethewolf why do they need to be doing crowd work to be the funniest alive?
Gotta appreciate people who can do crowd work this well. That shit is not easy.
This guy’s crowd work is phenomenal
“Accurately predicts” he asked them and then claimed he knew AFTER they told him.
Exactly my thoughts.. saying I Knew it..
He predicted the immigrant kids stuff. So not really.
That’s what we get for watching a dollar store comedian
@@illpunchyouintheface9094 dollar store comedian lol
There was an episode of “Opie and Anthony” where Patrice O’neal was able to figure out a caller’s exact job within a sentence or two.
Nice to see Akaash in the zone and killing it. He looks inspired and like he's really enjoying it which will hopefully keep bringing us more great specials.
I love your humor! We need to make more fun of each other and ourselves! My best friends and family do that to each other all the time and I do it back. It's a sign of love!
"grey hair , a durag and a steady 9-5" things that shouldn't go together 😂😂😂
The last part was hillarious. The green eyes comes from the grandma, just for the family. Hahahaha!
Akaash knows everything after people tell him exactly what he knows! This guy is from the future!
Exactly lol accurately predicting what people just told him
A real fraudster
I'm gonna set up shop as a psychic. "What's your father's name?.....I knew it! Is he still alive? ....I knew it!"
“Your great grandm took one for the team”!!!!
I guess being a viet american (raised by two immigrant vietnamese) this is where my freckles come frkm 😂
Never heard of this guy before but he's hilarious 😂, I'll definitely be looking out for his standup
He needs a Netflix special asap
I literally just said this!!! Asaaaap
“who dressed you !? FAT JOE!?”😂
Your crowd work is amazing....
LOL.... "your grandma took one for the team"
This guy has majorly improved over the years
Man you’re so full of energy.
This guy is amazing at crowd interaction
Your crowd work is crazy
It's so nice to find out he's funny. You can't tell watching flagrant
"Your great grandma really took one for the team" had me laughing so hard! 😂
i am SOOOO glad comedians are starting to be allowed to be funny again.
Yeeesssss!!! I wholeheartedly agree
Your easily impressed.
i didn't say he was amazing, i'm just glad he made a joke and no blue haired fat girls shut him down.@@user-wo2bt4gs6k
There was a bit in that "roots" documentary where the famous person (I think it was the guy who runs the African part of the Smithsonian) was told that he was actually more than 50% white. He said he was surprised it was so high, but assumed that one of his great grandmothers was raped by a white master... Then they said, actually, the vast majority of the white is on your maternal DNA (the white ancestors were women, the black ancestors were men) and suddenly, just like that, his story changed from rape to love. "Oh, they must have been so in love to go against the culture like that..." I laughed at the flop flop.
From what I've read, unless they had the DNA from the grandparents, they wouldn't be able to tell whether it was maternal or paternal
@@phazelvosfreqdetector7580 No, that's not how it works at all. They can tell by where they look in the DNA. For the paternal side, they look at the Y chromosome (which women don't have and can't influence). For the Maternal side, they look at the mitochondrial DNA (or mtDNA for short). mtDNA is passed down by the mother unchanged (except for mutations that happen over time). It basically doesn't include any influence from the fathers.
@@SimonASNG Thank you. I'll look into it more
That is just example. Entire south america was raped by europeans
"We work in a hospital"
Akaash: "I KNEW IT WAS A FUCKING HOSPITAL, I TOLD YOU"
Me: Uhhhh
Right 😂
He sounds like my brother after a few drinks😂
hahahahaha. Damn I gotta ration myself to your videos bro. I literally am gonna from an inability to breathe during fits of laughter which last as long as your videos 😊
Shout out to great grandma
When someone tells you what they do and you say, “I knew it!” That is not a prediction.
true in this instance, but he is usually right when guessing without people telling him first
These jokes actually made me cry with laughter. Where can this man roast me next? 😭
You are the king of crowd work!
Saying “I knew it!” AFTER they tell you their job doesn’t count as a prediction.
He calls out people's jobs like Tony Romo does plays - he can see it coming a mile away. Uncanny, and talented that he's so funny about it. Hope to see him in person some day. Come to Seattle bro! Lots of Indians here, should be epic.
Omg you roasted that guy so hard, I couldn’t even watch. Brutal! I think I’m in love with you now haha.
GET THE BADGE IN
funny and fast. . . freelancing responses. . . I'm impressed . . .pretty smart gentleman.
I need to see the full set. Poor Akaash 😢
Awww, I went to Caroline’s last show in December on New Year’s Eve
I could watch him profile people all day 😂
Asking, and then saying "I knew that," is not the same as predicting it.
Those Punjabi guys straight up into trucking...I know cause I belong to both groups haha
I.M.O., THE LATEST , GREATEST WISE-ASS ON THE CIRCUIT RIGHT NOW...THANKU, MY GUY FOR CHOOSING COMEDY OVER ANOTHER CAREER THAT MIGHT'VE DEPRIVED AN APATHETIC AUDIENCE OF SOME SORELY NEEDED LAUGHTER! U WERE DESTINED 2 DO THIS & I FEEL BLESSED 2 BARE WITNESS!😂
man this guy is awesome
You are really funny my friend I’m happy that I found your videos on my recommended list I’ll definitely be subscribing to you.
Colwill and Fofana is an amazing partnership on paper based on my observations of Maresca's football. Colwill is an exquisite passer and Fofana is very comfortable leaving the line, and we've seen so many instances where the CB moved momentarily into midfield for midfield overloads. So if both stay fit we should be good.
Reservations about Disasi, Chalo or even Adarabioyo.
We need another crowd work special!
THAT LAST PART
Hahahahaha dude! You *might* not be the goat but your crowd game is def second to none!!
Akaash can u pls come to australia this place a vibe
Too good brah
It's good to see no one bagging on him for "judging by looks."
Bro is the mind reader.
Killin it bhai.
This was great Akaash lol
Brilliant 👏
The him calling all of them, right on the money is fucking amazing!
I think I’m going to have to make a compilation of Akaash guessing people right. He’s actually so good at it. Coming from the video of him asking if the guy was from at a job with a union and he said he was.
"what do you do?"
"im a cashier"
"I KNEW IT"
This is the way comity should be with no one getting OFFENDED or PISSED OFF !!!
So good to see great young comedians thriving in an era when far too many people would rather take offence at a joke than laugh at it.
Your easily impressed.
@@user-wo2bt4gs6kyou say that like being easily impressed is a bad thing😅. I would argue that not being easily, on the other hand, can have some underlying trauma as reasons lol. Otherwise, why would anyone go about with the MO that he purposely doesn’t want to be impressed lmao
@@oluwolechaviro9937 p
@@oluwolechaviro9937 Being easily impressed is a bad thing. It means your standards are extremely low.
@@user-wo2bt4gs6k if you say so lol. Impressive argument right there dude. I'm impressed😂
Akaash Singh
I knew it / I told you
sums up his standup
Akaash the KING
Grandma took one for the team 💀
Hate to be the one saying it out loud. But they practically told him an said "I know it!" No prediction there🤷♂️
They said they worked at a hospital. He guessed they were doctors.
@@anndeecosita3586 yeah but come on....
It's a whole other thing than straight out sayin They're doctors
New to your channel. You are hilarious. Plz come to the uk
I knew it
I knew it
Right after they tell what they do
Green eyes are common in Central Asia - they were more likely to come from Afghanistan than England.
Stereotyping is hilarious, I agree
Hey, what's your job?
Mechanic
I knew it. Damn I'm good
🧐
Hope you make it to Calgary :D
Tells it like it is
If I was in the crowd at an Akaash show my heart would be racing the whole time praying he doesn't see me 😂😂😂
lmao. this dude is funny AF
Akaash a real one killing them 😂
God tier. Only good indian psychic out there.
I’m a fan jus discovered this guy and hats off, he is a funny mf
So funny and so true. 😂
I could watch hours of this dude just guessing people's shit this is great
I love watching Akaash work the crowd!
How did he guess where they worked ? They literally told him!
Dude is legitimately funny
goddamn this guy goes hard lmao
He's a Psychic!
After asking what her job is, comedian accurately predicts black girl's job. "I KNEW IT"
He didn't get this one ... He just went "I knew it" after she said it.
....Lives to regret it - Dhar Mann
Amazing how often 'he f#cking knew it' after they tell him.
Akaash: pick a card
audience member: ok
Akaash: what is your card?
Audience member: 5 of hearts
Akaash: I knew it! 5 of hearts!
Bruh said Dominican and we all shook are head thinking to that makes sense 😂
“ I have memorised them all covers, what d’you mean don’t judge a cover?!”
The joke is on Akaash cuz he didn't get her green eyes from his "Grandpa", he got his green eyes from the Milkman that CAME twice when he was delivering milk to his mom...
Akaash 'I Knew It' Singh
Your great grandma took one for the team! 😂😂😂 SMH
Give this dude a Netflix special;