Prostitution is NOT CHEATING | Akaash Singh Comedy

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  • @percyvonjackson
    @percyvonjackson Před měsícem +393

    Akaash walks between the line of life and Death like it’s a marathon with a wife like that.

  • @bygnahzdivad
    @bygnahzdivad Před měsícem +272

    Akaash, you can just outsource your job of meeting your wife's emotional needs by paying her gay best friend to take her out for lunch, 😂😂😂.

    • @V1G4M1
      @V1G4M1 Před měsícem +10

      LMFAO

    • @timmyjon5032
      @timmyjon5032 Před 29 dny +13

      this felt like a confession

    • @Azrael_AoD13
      @Azrael_AoD13 Před 26 dny

      Your gay ass idea of a free lunch huh😂

    • @Azrael_AoD13
      @Azrael_AoD13 Před 26 dny

      Your gay @ss idea of a free lunch huh? 😂

    • @user-nu1vb7qi2y
      @user-nu1vb7qi2y Před 2 dny +1

      Any gay man need daily lunches, just call me “ the wallet”😂😂😂🎉

  • @m.2891
    @m.2891 Před 29 dny +95

    Akash gaslighting the fuck outta his wife with this one.lol

    • @magnumopus5661
      @magnumopus5661 Před 6 hodinami

      No. Women been gaslighting us for decades.

  • @legallyblind-guy1947
    @legallyblind-guy1947 Před měsícem +149

    It’s the “Ask Hillary…..” part for me EVERY TIME

  • @tabularasa820
    @tabularasa820 Před měsícem +172

    Liked this joke a lot. Wife hated it, which made me laugh harder.

    • @ianbatra4911
      @ianbatra4911 Před 3 dny +1

      Yup. I skipped sending this to her since I know how she’d feel 😂

    • @brandonchism6960
      @brandonchism6960 Před 19 hodinami

      Fuck it… I’m sending it. 😂

  • @BeforeFriday
    @BeforeFriday Před 29 dny +32

    "... cream catcher..." just killed me!

  • @kariaceto3151
    @kariaceto3151 Před měsícem +149

    I feel like, and I am ashamed to admit, that I subconsciously decided that I would not relate to this young Indian man. All I have to go by are how Indians are represented in movies and TV shows. I didn't realize that I don't really interact with Indians in my daily life. I've never lived or worked where they were represented in any meaningful capacity. I thought I wouldn't find Akaash funny (add in our age difference - let's just say I am older) so when he came up on my Shorts, I would swipe on by literally without a conscience thought. I've felt I was as far from being prejudiced as can be and didn't play into stereotypes. Well.... somehow I found myself watching an Akaash Short and then spent the rest of the next few days watching everything I could find. He makes me laugh from the bottom of my being. Sure there are things that this GenXer doesn't fully get but his genius is tapping into life experiences that bridge the culture/race/age/etc. divide. In the end we are all just trying to get through life and Akaash helps us find the humor in our struggles and foibles. I believe laughter keeps us young and comedy can, as is the case here, open your eyes to see where maybe you still need to grow and remind yourself that DIFFERENT isn't a bad word but PREJUDGEMENT is.

    • @prashantgupta6885
      @prashantgupta6885 Před měsícem +17

      WHOA! You are growing!!! Keep it up

    • @sociopathmercenary
      @sociopathmercenary Před měsícem +16

      I'm from the rural Midwest and there was literally one black guy, one Indian guy, and two Asians in my graduating class back in 1989.
      Now I work in the tech industry and probably half of the workforce at the companies where I've worked are Asian and Indian.
      You realize after a while that everyone is just human and we all pretty much want the same things. A happy life.
      There are certainly cultural differences that reinforce the different stereotypes but it's hilarious and refreshing to be able to talk about that kind of stuff without any fear of insult.
      You really just have to get out there and meet people because there will always be people that want to divide us into different tribes.

    • @paulatredies9242
      @paulatredies9242 Před 29 dny +10

      I strongly, (as a fellow genXer still working to grow as well), admire your honesty and self reflection. Keep it up. You have made my day.

    • @falseego99
      @falseego99 Před 25 dny

      I am an indian who works in bay area and its so strange that other races just try to avoid talking to us because they think we wouldnt have anything interesting to bring to the table. But yes when a few of them open up , we end up becoming best friends haha . Strange how prejudice works in people's mind. Well its also not your mistake since thats how the news and media will potray us and noone can do anything about it than to subconsciously ingest it 🤷‍♂️

    • @memerinal
      @memerinal Před 24 dny +4

      Love this comment.

  • @lazytyrant9010
    @lazytyrant9010 Před měsícem +44

    Ask Hilary xD that got me

  • @percywikham7936
    @percywikham7936 Před měsícem +29

    Dude this guy is hitting it out of the park!!!
    "As soon as i step in the door you jam your talk down my throat."

  • @NINJAxBACON
    @NINJAxBACON Před 27 dny +53

    Indian knows a thing or two about outsourcing

    • @ichigo2621
      @ichigo2621 Před 2 dny

      Here comes the Racist American

  • @chillstudysounds2707
    @chillstudysounds2707 Před 7 dny +4

    i love it when akaash cooks, just gets better and better and better

  • @KreativeKerri
    @KreativeKerri Před měsícem +47

    I love your comedy. My gut hasnt hurt this badly in a long time! 😂

    • @Ducktility
      @Ducktility Před 4 dny

      change your username to KreamKatcherKerri

  • @blacknightovo23
    @blacknightovo23 Před měsícem +29

    Akaash really not getting any of his "needs" met lol

  • @dianecooper7502
    @dianecooper7502 Před měsícem +35

    Pure genius. I fear the day he goes into politics. 😂😂😂

  • @vtecminileon
    @vtecminileon Před 29 dny +17

    Akaash represents all colour of Men.

  • @xinatastic3920
    @xinatastic3920 Před 22 dny +9

    Lol lol lol I'm gassy is a legit excuse though! Lol😂😂

  • @makatron
    @makatron Před 27 dny +15

    Uber cheats! 😂

  • @davidowens2738
    @davidowens2738 Před 10 hodinami

    The way you talk about your wife is both beautiful, honest, hilarious and real. Bless you man. Love really does exist 🙏🏻

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Před měsícem +61

    Alot of asia (japan china) feels this way

    • @DigitalWraith
      @DigitalWraith Před měsícem +19

      They are smart. Sex to men is just clearing out the pipes. But women think sex to us is just like sex to them; an emotional connection.

    • @DigitalWraith
      @DigitalWraith Před měsícem +3

      @mimimumu5383 Men and women are not the same. And sex certainly isn't the same for men and women. That's why it's okay for men to have multiple partners, but when a woman does it, she loses the ability to pair-bond.

    • @np7148
      @np7148 Před měsícem

      @@DigitalWraithit’s BS created by men, which was debunked multiple times. Men and women are the same, we are the same species. Men and women are not polygamous by nature. Sure, you can be promiscuous if you want, but remember that it’s your choice, not your nature

    • @fidelogbechie9417
      @fidelogbechie9417 Před měsícem +3

      @@DigitalWraiththey actually know. But choose ignorance

    • @JezzaN1
      @JezzaN1 Před měsícem +1

      @@DigitalWraithlmao what is this deranged copium

  • @raymond11041104
    @raymond11041104 Před 2 dny

    This needs to be heard on repeat every single day!!

  • @JPWillson
    @JPWillson Před 23 dny +6

    Damn bro be having that japanese soapland mentality

  • @emmanueleawa3083
    @emmanueleawa3083 Před 10 hodinami

    Great job Akaash...beautiful mind 👏🏿

  • @bobronsons5780
    @bobronsons5780 Před 29 dny +8

    entry level tasks xD

  • @user-ss9fl9pt7u
    @user-ss9fl9pt7u Před 29 dny +13

    Someone will really take this to heart and bring back herpes 😂

    • @missnurseeri
      @missnurseeri Před 27 dny

      😂

    • @cheeseburger12
      @cheeseburger12 Před 24 dny

      Technically, the better message might be for the wife to do a better job of filling her husband's sexual needs. But....Let's face it, that's probably off the table.

  • @livinglogically8180
    @livinglogically8180 Před měsícem +9

    Fckin made my day honestly

  • @quayzahr
    @quayzahr Před měsícem +9

    ask hillary is CRAZY lol

  • @flyndutchmn
    @flyndutchmn Před 23 dny +4

    Drizzle drizzle.

  • @ConanDuke
    @ConanDuke Před 29 dny +6

    Somebody had to say it.

  • @ginagallegos6099
    @ginagallegos6099 Před 11 dny

    Love this guy!!!

  • @xv179
    @xv179 Před 27 dny +2

    Amen brother, amen.

  • @bajanconcepts
    @bajanconcepts Před 18 dny

    that hillary joke at the end.....epic

  • @dandylion7575
    @dandylion7575 Před 2 dny

    Now that was some logic!!!

  • @leandrewaugusta1845
    @leandrewaugusta1845 Před 24 dny

    "ask Hillary"
    DAMN!!!

  • @Cutiejuliya
    @Cutiejuliya Před měsícem +8

    😂 daaaaamnn

  • @1xm_mx1
    @1xm_mx1 Před 2 dny

    All bros should show this to their wives who say they don't feel like it.

  • @AdityaPrasad007
    @AdityaPrasad007 Před 20 dny +2

    This is too real

  • @marcbrown6084
    @marcbrown6084 Před 4 dny

    This is pure comedy. He’s just good at comedy!!!

  • @chaoslj8477
    @chaoslj8477 Před 3 dny

    My man!!

  • @rerun3283
    @rerun3283 Před 27 dny

    I want to see another coke mania freakout video!

  • @jesusmunguia3963
    @jesusmunguia3963 Před 14 dny

    Kill tony sent me
    I'm on a binger now
    Most underrated comic
    Your a beast 💯

  • @user-ni1vp4ko5o
    @user-ni1vp4ko5o Před 29 dny +2

    HE’S DRINKING BISLERIIII

  • @xVibeChecked
    @xVibeChecked Před 3 dny

    im gonna get in trouble for sending this to my gf lmao

  • @rmbarrios
    @rmbarrios Před 18 hodinami

    Why you don't have a movie, I have know idea. Solid comedy every time.

  • @justsaying8358
    @justsaying8358 Před měsícem +9

    9:15 Gaslighting at its finest🤌🏿🤌🏿

  • @SunnyBear11
    @SunnyBear11 Před měsícem +12

    Everyday I ask why God didn’t make me a lesbian. I cannot imagine marrying someone- promising to be with them in sickness and health until death do us part- and then complaining that you have to listen to her talk and can’t use her body whenever you want. Crazy shit

    • @user-up7vh6hu3f
      @user-up7vh6hu3f Před měsícem +5

      I understand what you mean but sometimes wives take it really personal when their partners do not feel like talking, now even though that doesn’t equal you going and sleeping with a hooker (because that is absolutely cheating) imagine having a partner with who you used to have a lot of conversations suddenly stop talking to you and tells you they are not in the mood to talk every single day. From my point of view that would be really frustrating

    • @SunnyBear11
      @SunnyBear11 Před měsícem +8

      @@user-up7vh6hu3f Yeah but that’s when you have a heart to heart. If your needs aren’t being met (emotional or physical), there are ways to bring that up to the person you love. Some men will try to justify their cheating before putting any effort into improving their emotional intelligence.

    • @user-up7vh6hu3f
      @user-up7vh6hu3f Před měsícem +2

      @@SunnyBear11 agree some people give up too fast on their marriage without even trying

    • @mick776gold
      @mick776gold Před 22 hodinami

      Men ànd. Women, are different. When you write that you are saying that you cannot understand that meñ are not women.

  • @gyorgyor7765
    @gyorgyor7765 Před dnem +1

    Divorce her, that is a pscholigical absive relationship.

  • @jaswantbirman7009
    @jaswantbirman7009 Před 10 dny

    Amazing 😂🤣

  • @PaPaBear_92
    @PaPaBear_92 Před měsícem +5

    This man is genius!!😂

  • @seancarter51
    @seancarter51 Před 2 dny

    I have just one word ‘’GODDAMN’’

  • @dominickgalindez1844
    @dominickgalindez1844 Před 6 dny

    Its you outsorsing and him paying for it its a win win happy relationship

  • @jrj2820
    @jrj2820 Před 5 dny

    7:16 thats called a personal trainer

  • @PartyProDJsFL
    @PartyProDJsFL Před 7 dny

    Fu king gold!!!!!

  • @bebetigre1252
    @bebetigre1252 Před 29 dny

    Ask Gov Spitzer.

  • @saeedmnoor9907
    @saeedmnoor9907 Před 15 dny +1

    Very funny
    I hope my wives understand 😂😂

  • @wocathoden
    @wocathoden Před 4 dny

    dAMN! cHECKMATE!

  • @sagek7949
    @sagek7949 Před měsícem +6

    Very clever 😂😅

  • @user-fc4lh1fz7x
    @user-fc4lh1fz7x Před 7 dny

    You helping the economy.

  • @larseriksson42
    @larseriksson42 Před 18 dny

    Morality should come after logic, but people have to be adamant and double down on their programming. This is good comedy!

  • @laqrob101
    @laqrob101 Před měsícem

    Yooo lol! I hope y’all caught on to him at 7:15 😂😂😂

  • @syamanta_
    @syamanta_ Před 23 dny +1

    Is that Bisleri bottle?

  • @user-ef5pp7vj5n
    @user-ef5pp7vj5n Před měsícem +7

    Smart piece Akaash. Smart one, indeed! 😂

  • @TheCharlesAtoz
    @TheCharlesAtoz Před 2 dny

    Smart comedy

  • @hrdornelas
    @hrdornelas Před 16 hodinami

    Sounds like my wife 😄

  • @LD-ky8bo
    @LD-ky8bo Před 28 dny +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @shivam04470
    @shivam04470 Před měsícem

    When are you coming to India?

  • @johnb2219
    @johnb2219 Před 24 dny

    Don't forget stormy

  • @ObamacareMishra
    @ObamacareMishra Před 18 dny

    makes sense

  • @lenat946
    @lenat946 Před 29 dny +2

    I wonder how many men got hurt following this advice lol

  • @supreme84x
    @supreme84x Před 2 dny

    Its just a different type of masseuse. Instead of her using her hands and instead of it being on my back, its a different part of her used on a different muscle of mine.

  • @livinglogically8180
    @livinglogically8180 Před měsícem +3

    I hope you're right Akaash, because I would love to think like that

  • @kingbaby8399
    @kingbaby8399 Před 16 dny +1

    Cream catcher

  • @fred338
    @fred338 Před měsícem +13

    Akassh is great reminder of no matter how stupid you may be, someone will accept you.

  • @saszablaze1
    @saszablaze1 Před 21 dnem

    that is a woman who you DON'T want to be with if she said that lol.
    that aside; bwahahaha

  • @richhevener2736
    @richhevener2736 Před 6 dny

    He has a very compelling argument. But I hope he doesn’t F around and find out.

  • @JAMESJACKSON-sj2qm
    @JAMESJACKSON-sj2qm Před 22 dny

    Mofo' CreamCatcher' 😆 ❤ we're Indians Bro'
    Feather not dot tho'
    Just How✋️
    It is in contemporary America 😂😂

  • @MrMystang92
    @MrMystang92 Před 4 dny

    This is how it’s done in Japan…

  • @danialmubashar3246
    @danialmubashar3246 Před 15 dny +1

    Gaslighiting at its finest 😂

  • @rosemarywatson1231
    @rosemarywatson1231 Před 18 dny

    Can't say he didn't have a point.

  • @MrMduchesne23
    @MrMduchesne23 Před měsícem +2

    God DAMN!!!!!

  • @HalIOfFamer
    @HalIOfFamer Před 5 dny +1

    This should be funny. I laugh my ass off at bill Burr nagging in his wife. But I am just kinda poker faced watching this like we are talking about weather.

  • @jasmeetjoypadam9327
    @jasmeetjoypadam9327 Před 5 dny

    Is he having Bisleri to drink as water......

  • @priyanshugarg1927
    @priyanshugarg1927 Před 17 dny

    rock

  • @untitledaccount3338
    @untitledaccount3338 Před 2 dny

    Across many, many cultures and time periods, the social repercussions and stigma incurred when not keeping one's virginity intact has been rather unequal between men and women. Intimacy aside, there have always been huge differences in societal pressures and social norms, expectations. What has traditionally been "socially acceptable to do" is correspondingly different, so men and women have been forced to regulate their social, emotional, and physical needs in different ways...

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 Před měsícem +40

    this is a big thing in Japan because it is seen as only physical relationship and thats all, which is fine. If it were emotional thats a different story. He is 100% correct, it is not an affair it is a transaction.

    • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
      @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish Před měsícem

      Sex isn't emotional? Sounds like you've had crap sex, my guy.

    • @Sizdothyx
      @Sizdothyx Před měsícem

      Just because it's right in another country doesn't mean it's correct. Imagine if your wife asks you if she can hire a male prostitute. How the fuck would you feel? It's not emotional, right? It's a physical relationship. You shouldn't be upset. It's just a transaction. You know what? I'm a hundred percent on board with this and I hope you have the gumption to follow through with giving your wife the physical needs that she just needs from another man. I agree with you, brother.

    • @SunnyBear11
      @SunnyBear11 Před měsícem

      I just hope y’all keep this same energy when your wife is being piped by tons of men 🙏🏻

    • @phantomking3054
      @phantomking3054 Před měsícem +5

      actually from what i gathered its only a small section in japan, shinjuku specifically the rest has more westernized value/s

    • @IsaganiPumar
      @IsaganiPumar Před měsícem

      no it's not. have you not seen broadcast television in Japan everywhere in the country that has live sex shows and game tv sex shows? orgies happening everywhere in the country. they're country is the size of California. ​@@phantomking3054

  • @lozssaddict
    @lozssaddict Před 18 dny

    Me over here with ADHD, like talk? With no end? And then disappear? Easy. Done. Mf I GOTCHU

  • @tonyfoxxbuilds1920
    @tonyfoxxbuilds1920 Před 19 dny

    I want to send this to my lady (2 weeks before our 9 year anniversary) but I'm 100% positive we won't make it to our 9 year anniversary if i did send it to her....

  • @Ramiiel
    @Ramiiel Před 2 dny

    NGL, makes sense 😂😂
    (I'm single so i can say this. Might delete once in a relationship)

  • @dawn-dj2zx
    @dawn-dj2zx Před 29 dny +3

    "Delegates" I tell aloud ..watching this video alone! Knowing this video should infuriate me as a woman...... how HILARIOUS is this!! Omg....I was dying!! Aaaaanndd........he DOES make a point. If a wife fails.....better for her to "outsource" than her husband. Or .....dont fail. Our job as his woman.....be 20 women at once....sexually.....NOT mentally ladies. ... we barely like ourselves...let alone be able to stand more of us. Lol

  • @charlesdarwin5185
    @charlesdarwin5185 Před 24 dny +1

    Affair involves resource cheating in either time or money or both.
    Law of Relativity.
    Women cheat wives of their husbands

  • @mpac3160
    @mpac3160 Před 21 dnem +3

    I love my wife. She tries to give it to me twice to three times a week. She also added more options on the menu😅😅😅

  • @jay-by1se
    @jay-by1se Před 4 dny

    It’s fun how abusive women are in relationships. And how little men get out of marriage besides abuse..

  • @jonblack7606
    @jonblack7606 Před 22 dny

    Very smart set...

  • @abhirup619
    @abhirup619 Před 24 dny

    one of your best!!!!!

  • @Jmc401
    @Jmc401 Před měsícem

    🙏

  • @markallman418
    @markallman418 Před měsícem +2

    It's all fun and games until you actually do develop feelings for the escort, but that generally only happens if you're particularly stupid or naive.

    • @timscott84
      @timscott84 Před měsícem +3

      If you keep going back to the same one.

  • @akashmishra5224
    @akashmishra5224 Před 28 dny +1

    You changes mens life dude

  • @wuyizhou
    @wuyizhou Před 19 dny

    i have to say, he is making good points

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 Před měsícem

    fuck a hater lol lets go prize picks!

  • @tonyw.3210
    @tonyw.3210 Před měsícem +1

    Amen brother

  • @monsurmia971
    @monsurmia971 Před 24 dny

    You bro got this to an art. Absolutely gold ❤😂