Asian Animal Rights Activist Wasn’t Ready... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2020
  • What's up y'all. This fake animal lover thought she could go toe to toe with me. INDULGE!
    Video By @alexxmedia
    #AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
    New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
    In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
    Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
    across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
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  • @TheAndrewSchulz
    @TheAndrewSchulz  Před 4 lety +4260

    THE INFAMOUS TOUR
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    Tickets on sale NOW on my website

    • @sleek4880
      @sleek4880 Před 4 lety +8

      Hey andrew! I cant buy tickets for the miami show, where do I get them?

    • @xandergonzalez6499
      @xandergonzalez6499 Před 4 lety +7

      Come to washington

    • @messymakaveli9098
      @messymakaveli9098 Před 4 lety +4

      bro im praying you play in LA in March, im coming over from England and would love to come see you perform

    • @altinveseli4646
      @altinveseli4646 Před 4 lety +5

      Any plans for a European tour in the future? e.g in Austria, Germany, Czech Republic...

    • @mimoleclair9824
      @mimoleclair9824 Před 4 lety +3

      CANADA WHEN??? Come to Montreal please!

  • @sullyfox4993
    @sullyfox4993 Před 2 lety +10869

    As crude as it is, the "You're going to go home tonight and take a shit into clean water" is incredibly profound and something almost all people take for granted.

    • @jonathanvogt4341
      @jonathanvogt4341 Před 2 lety +158

      Ikr! As opposed to a hole in the ground or just on the ground

    • @shleemlington699
      @shleemlington699 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jonathanvogt4341 MFer you don’t know, right?? It’s not about where you shit it’s what you’re shitting into, CLEAN WATER! We are literally SHITTING IN IT when they don’t even have clean water to drink. Mfer said IKR? It’s not a hole in the ground! 😐

    • @Tnargav
      @Tnargav Před 2 lety +107

      @@jonathanvogt4341 Or a random tree and strong legs.

    • @imallergictobullets
      @imallergictobullets Před 2 lety +327

      @@jonathanvogt4341 It’s not the privilege of where to shit, it’s taking for granted how incredibly valuable clean water is. People in the first world don’t even recognize it.

    • @mndsgn1
      @mndsgn1 Před 2 lety +119

      @@imallergictobullets jesus having running water/a roof over your heads/food
      We're better off than what 2 billion other people

  • @MrCamocat09
    @MrCamocat09 Před 3 lety +34189

    I love how once she realized she wasn't winning she joined in on his jokes. That's real maturity right there.

    • @redcell2852
      @redcell2852 Před 3 lety +690

      I seen that 😂 if only more conversations in this world would end on that note!"

    • @georgethekingiv
      @georgethekingiv Před 3 lety +424

      Most people just yell or scream over them nowadays so people can't hear that the other person makes sense

    • @noisi_tc3068
      @noisi_tc3068 Před 3 lety +242

      Not really the place either to discuss animal rights ;)

    • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
      @grammarofficerkrupke4398 Před 3 lety +146

      I hate it when they try to join in. They're not professional comedians and serve much better as an opponent to the comedian. Her "over rice" line just made the exchange less funny.

    • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
      @grammarofficerkrupke4398 Před 3 lety +32

      @Devin Breedlove *than (I'm just doing my job)
      I agree with you. Hecklers can be the best part of a comedians act. It forces them to ad lib and you get a good measure of their wit.

  • @kdub3288
    @kdub3288 Před rokem +6604

    I respect that hell out of her in that she doesn’t get triggered and goes along with his jokes.

    • @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
      @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit Před rokem +107

      Remember she grew up 3rd world too, anyone who's been to ugly countries and shit knows to stay humble, because they have seen the reality... and this is Paradise.

    • @bogunnarsson6661
      @bogunnarsson6661 Před rokem +16

      @@CZcams_is_complete-total_shitthe background doesnt take away her credit.

    • @dimsabor5812
      @dimsabor5812 Před rokem +16

      i was dissapointed she didnt get triggered

    • @jeengyim3072
      @jeengyim3072 Před rokem +35

      If you go to a stand up and you get offended you shouldn’t be there..people that go there to make bs arguments with a comedian shouldn’t be there..she didn’t want to make her self look like a bigger fool..no respect, just sit down and enjoy the show

    • @chucknorris277
      @chucknorris277 Před rokem +18

      Respect. Lol. What people respect these days is pathetic

  • @hallhrndz3529
    @hallhrndz3529 Před rokem +3054

    When he said: "they eat dogs because they don't have chipotle only Chihuahua" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Isa1ahL33
      @Isa1ahL33 Před rokem +4

      Oh, roasted!😂

    • @boknow5506
      @boknow5506 Před rokem +4

      @Pioteko pag pag good enough so selling year old McDonald I'll eat any animal after that

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 Před rokem +4

      Good joke but pretty sure chihuahuas are more expensive than food lol they pedigree breed. They probably eat a village dog no breed.

    • @quantum6641
      @quantum6641 Před rokem +2

      Ok but nobody asked

    • @hallhrndz3529
      @hallhrndz3529 Před rokem

      @Pioteko yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilSTballer
    @lilSTballer Před 4 lety +45245

    All jokes aside, she was a good sport about it.

    • @NoName-fm2cy
      @NoName-fm2cy Před 4 lety +415

      No doubt. 😂

    • @enriqueshockwave
      @enriqueshockwave Před 4 lety +864

      just kept giving him home-runs

    • @RandySavagxe
      @RandySavagxe Před 4 lety +138

      lilSTballer he was being an asshole

    • @r3sianon975
      @r3sianon975 Před 4 lety +487

      She should be. She was interrupting his stand-up.

    • @RandySavagxe
      @RandySavagxe Před 4 lety +34

      Dawit_K I don’t subscribe to such a primitive form of entertainment this is simply low hanging fruit

  • @pwnership3292
    @pwnership3292 Před 4 lety +17604

    She was actually a good heckler, she had a sense of humor and didn't just argue with emotion and shit

    • @poisenbery
      @poisenbery Před 4 lety +63

      I think it was her first time

    • @whatupshounce2284
      @whatupshounce2284 Před 4 lety +287

      She didn't argue because she was owned from the start. She didn't have a specific topic and when she said all animals, it turned into a generalization. From there he was open to take it anywhere he wanted. She should be grateful he didn't take her down the rabbit hole. Once he saw she wasn't a threat he was very cordial to her.
      As a person who has been to my fair share of comedy clubs, I have seen it go harsher on the heckler. Hopefully she thanked him after the show.

    • @youtubrone1411
      @youtubrone1411 Před 4 lety +36

      @@whatupshounce2284 Is it possible that she was part of his 'show'? Because, to make it interesting I would. (This is just a question)

    • @theo7340
      @theo7340 Před 3 lety +23

      What Up Shounce why are you such an entitled idiot

    • @rijinn727
      @rijinn727 Před 3 lety +8

      She's a filipina the worst thing she could say is "thats fucked up yes"

  • @wilrobles6219
    @wilrobles6219 Před rokem +827

    I love how this comedian sets people up. Ingenious.

  • @Agent_Cobalt
    @Agent_Cobalt Před rokem +69

    You know, I appreciate that she engaged with him instead of making a scene and leaving

  • @ChewMeLikeGum
    @ChewMeLikeGum Před 3 lety +19241

    She admitted loss in a debate, then joined into the jokes. I like her.

    • @Granamerica3650
      @Granamerica3650 Před 2 lety +158

      Not a debate though, it's comedy

    • @konradstrich1822
      @konradstrich1822 Před 2 lety +174

      @@platinum2905 He's probably seeing the debate you clearly missed

    • @OrangeMelon419
      @OrangeMelon419 Před 2 lety +19

      True. Most ppl have have lost this skill.

    • @TitanicGipsy1
      @TitanicGipsy1 Před 2 lety +10

      @@platinum2905 what are you talking about? Just because they like all animals doesn’t mean that they like other people

    • @rgjcs2793
      @rgjcs2793 Před 2 lety +2

      @@platinum2905 blah blah blah bada bing bada boom

  • @Fatkid1190
    @Fatkid1190 Před 4 lety +5986

    She took it like a champ. That woman knows she’s in a comedy club talking to a comedian so logically there was nothing to take too serious. This is refreshing to watch. 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @brianstory
      @brianstory Před 4 lety +34

      That restored my faith in humanity a slight bit

    • @MrDeceptacon88
      @MrDeceptacon88 Před 4 lety +6

      No she shouldnt be a rude bitch and stfu

    • @ConfusedGeriatric
      @ConfusedGeriatric Před 4 lety +2

      Too much back and forth

    • @yhy3898
      @yhy3898 Před 4 lety +10

      Her fucking brain was too slow to comprehend. Needed her English friend to tell her she's not going to win...

    • @benardneza7714
      @benardneza7714 Před 4 lety +15

      well you should take some of that shit serious and reflect a little cause the guy was making some damn good points
      these over the top caring and sensitiveness is a first world country luxury

  • @f_k_4644
    @f_k_4644 Před rokem +231

    heckler with a soul! loved the back and forth - glad she stayed a good sport about it.

  • @bdotty2320
    @bdotty2320 Před rokem +81

    Hands down Andrew is the best to ever walk into the comedy scene, doesn’t give a shit about anything, smart asf and the funniest 😂 love the show bro keep up the great shit

  • @jorgecastro7352
    @jorgecastro7352 Před 3 lety +4292

    "Its not win or lose, its trying to understand shit". Real words

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink Před 3 lety +5

      @zeroaffinity 2016* - it was a year of hatred.

    • @anikinmartinez4726
      @anikinmartinez4726 Před 3 lety +13

      Not anymore. Now if you question something you just get attacked

    • @mightyjoeyoung1390
      @mightyjoeyoung1390 Před 3 lety +4

      @@DzinkyDzink lmao. Go sit down you clown. 🤡

    • @frankman5193
      @frankman5193 Před 3 lety

      @@DzinkyDzink as opposed to 1914 the year of love

    • @trumpwasbetter
      @trumpwasbetter Před 3 lety +3

      Serious shit... good comedy, to bad liberals get to offended for laughs.

  • @ookber5176
    @ookber5176 Před 4 lety +2811

    "Take a shit in clean water" I never thought of it that way

    • @gangmember2541
      @gangmember2541 Před 4 lety +120

      Dimitri Petrenko lmao same. I don’t know if I can take a shit anymore without feeling guilty about it

    • @fsmfsm9941
      @fsmfsm9941 Před 4 lety +88

      but what would be the alternative? taking a shit in toxic waste?

    • @ankitbhagat9331
      @ankitbhagat9331 Před 4 lety +69

      @@fsmfsm9941 Rise of the Chernobyl

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 Před 4 lety +27

      @@fsmfsm9941 take a shit in the soil, as it was for hundreds of thousands of years man. It fertilizes the ground and something can grow, but we switched to this toilet system like 200 years ago cus "ew poop smells get it away from me"

    • @rubenscott3972
      @rubenscott3972 Před 4 lety +3

      China is mixing 0.01 of all there toxic waste in everything they make there is toxic waste in water you just have to look closer but joke aside how do you think China can move all that trash they make more trash than the world’s combined but were is it easy and smart way is mix it in everything since you are allowed to have a bit of toxic levels they will be ok to pass to America’s standards

  • @maizeman90
    @maizeman90 Před rokem +2

    The good kind of heckler. One that can add to a show, without really disrubting it. She was a good sport and went along with the jokes. I can appreciate that.

  • @sincere1487
    @sincere1487 Před rokem +317

    Didn't know that Andrew Shultz was this damn good of a comedian i gotta check out more of his shows

    • @samlui3591
      @samlui3591 Před rokem +10

      For real? His been good from the start. Seen his stuff few years back before he blew the fuck up

    • @FinnaBusanut
      @FinnaBusanut Před rokem +1

      His podcast, Flagrant, is good too.

    • @immers2410
      @immers2410 Před rokem +3

      I dunno. He came across as a bit of a bully

    • @jpslim7279
      @jpslim7279 Před rokem +3

      @@immers2410 lol wtf. Go find a safe space and avoid comedy.

    • @immers2410
      @immers2410 Před rokem +2

      @@jpslim7279 there is a lot of punching down in his shows

  • @BigCam.31
    @BigCam.31 Před 2 lety +4188

    Her ability to cope with what she started and then have the humility to accept her loss and run with the show is something about 20% of people MAX could do. Respect.

    • @Kumayll
      @Kumayll Před 2 lety +4

      I always have had that ability I knew not many people have it tbf but after seeing these comments I was like holy shit maybe it's rare, yunno; it's so fkn cringe but people just tend to carry themselves in various stupid ways thinking that people are gonna think they're too "cOoL or they not to be "mEEsED" with lmao, life is to sort to be so bitched and serious about everything yk

    • @bikashnepal1377
      @bikashnepal1377 Před 2 lety +4

      Nop! She felt that constipation ahahah 😆 😂

    • @ok-pv7fw
      @ok-pv7fw Před 2 lety +11

      20%? Bro that's just exaggeration at this point😂😵

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Před rokem +1

      Yes she is asian and thoese were just opinions somebody might influence her like some western girl did, but she pleasant enough as asian to accept her lose.

    • @pratikkawade4861
      @pratikkawade4861 Před rokem

      They should teach humility in school for this exact reason.

  • @jjccg9415
    @jjccg9415 Před 3 lety +2944

    This dude is ruthless, but in the most non-malicious way.

    • @VueiyVisarelli
      @VueiyVisarelli Před 3 lety +32

      That's the best way to roast: where the person who _was_ mad at you can't help but laugh.

    • @jjccg9415
      @jjccg9415 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ireallycant4416 Dont be a pussy

    • @jjccg9415
      @jjccg9415 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ireallycant4416 Did you just assume my race? Bro, you racist as hell. Plus, I ain’t even white.

    • @gerrychan5729
      @gerrychan5729 Před 3 lety

      He’s ruthless, but if we can’t make fun of ourselves then we might as well hold our breaths.

    • @jimreimers4213
      @jimreimers4213 Před 3 lety

      Definetly. He was totally non insulting they both did great. I love the, my American friend said I will not win!!

  • @Sarah-cs9wp
    @Sarah-cs9wp Před 8 měsíci +6

    Empathy and compassion are signs of higher intelligence

    • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
      @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 Před 8 měsíci

      But not for humans?

    • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
      @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 Před 8 měsíci +1

      By the way, I agree. Just trying to get more out of you.

    • @Sarah-cs9wp
      @Sarah-cs9wp Před 8 měsíci

      @@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 of course. For humans,animals, our planet. Often the smartest person in the room is also the most compassionate. Factually. Ppl w/lower intelligence tend to be more self centred

    • @SteversChed
      @SteversChed Před 8 měsíci

      @@Sarah-cs9wp The people who claim to care the most use animal products from the same animals that normal people eat.
      Dishonesty and hypocrisy are not a sign of someone being smart at all.

  • @adrianmasters250
    @adrianmasters250 Před 8 měsíci +2

    She took this well and it was respectful both ways, great crowd work

  • @Zoofactory
    @Zoofactory Před 3 lety +10630

    Yeah.. She’s being a great sport about this.. A little humor goes a long way for all of us.👍

    • @jaybee8148
      @jaybee8148 Před 3 lety +10

      Well said

    • @jtguven7993
      @jtguven7993 Před 3 lety +8

      I was just gonna comment the same thing

    • @jedmcdonald4695
      @jedmcdonald4695 Před 3 lety +15

      Yup, hopefully there's more people like this than we think.

    • @trapmo7980
      @trapmo7980 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes ofcourse and it was good because there was no racism really brought into it more of a comical gesture amongst her race.

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 Před 3 lety +14

      She was terrible. A Californian saying she is from a third world country?
      Philippines is not a third world country

  • @mikeg3439
    @mikeg3439 Před 2 lety +5812

    Smartest heckler I've seen in some time, she remained fairly friendly, even admitted that her friend stated she was not going to win this debate.

    • @tjcogger1974
      @tjcogger1974 Před 2 lety +131

      I don't think she was a heckler. I think this was a crowd work show

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 Před rokem +39

      that was her just trying to back out of it gracefully, because she didn't want to be embarrassed

    • @mikeg3439
      @mikeg3439 Před rokem +69

      @@nickmagrick7702 thus she is, to me, the smartest I've seen in some time. Gracefully backing out was the right call.

    • @wolfelizondo558
      @wolfelizondo558 Před rokem +11

      She lost the moment she started

    • @aljoschadietrich9040
      @aljoschadietrich9040 Před rokem +19

      its not a debate, it was a joke. He said that an animal wouldnt care about her and just kill her right? Like cecil the lion would kill you. But that doesnt mean we can just go and shoot lions

  • @cpthindsight1894
    @cpthindsight1894 Před rokem +19

    I gotta sing some praise to this lady. She's taking it with stride!
    Wonderful to watch

  • @ryckarduhryckarduh180
    @ryckarduhryckarduh180 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I cant imagine how good it must feel to know you're not even using your material, you're just improvising and it does the trick perfectly

  • @sarawilliams815
    @sarawilliams815 Před 2 lety +3721

    Lady: "they all have lives"
    Andrew: "they dont all need to"😂😂😂

    • @emergence8217
      @emergence8217 Před 2 lety +41

      The way she said was typical ignorance.. i immediately know her mind and stereotyped her. 😂

    • @theveganblaze
      @theveganblaze Před 2 lety +10

      @@emergence8217 what was ignorant about what she said?

    • @emergence8217
      @emergence8217 Před 2 lety +63

      @@theveganblaze that sounds like a rhetorical question and your name is vegan. I immediately assumed your character too. 😂.
      Everything has life , even moths do but the distinction of life that matters. One is just a fuel for another powerful life form. Nature.

    • @theveganblaze
      @theveganblaze Před 2 lety +38

      @@emergence8217 you said it yourself, you are assuming my character, and you are inventing something out of nothing. “Typical ignorance” and yet you can’t respond to a simple question, because you will dismiss it anyway to suit your own interests and to remain arrogant. Stereotyping something you know nothing about. Have you been vegan? (That question is rhetorical, because I know the answer is “No.” What are you laughing at anyway? Are you laughing at how pompous you are. I’m laughing at that, too.

    • @theveganblaze
      @theveganblaze Před 2 lety +11

      @@emergence8217 typical gibberish response? Do you think I can’t just claim that you are spewing nonsense as well. And that I already know you aren’t going to respond to anything I say because your purpose is to troll. My purpose is to affect change. You promote the status quo, lazy thinking, apathy, hate for other creatures. To me, it doesn’t matter what you invoke. I am the one who responded to your comment. I am not doing this for you. And I am satisfied as well, because while you get a kick out of this. So do I. Calling a spade a spade is also fun for me.

  • @salvador9188
    @salvador9188 Před 3 lety +3390

    I can’t believe this was filmed in 2020 this seems like a 2000 stand up show when everyone could take a joke

    • @csv8944
      @csv8944 Před 3 lety +132

      Or maybe we have not yet all fallen victim to the woke cancel culture. I sure hope so

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 Před 3 lety +83

      @@csv8944 or maybe cancel culture is blown out of proportion. Half the people online arent even from America and here we are

    • @pitsahat2
      @pitsahat2 Před 3 lety +76

      @@csv8944 the best way to go against it is to never apologise and just tell those people to fuck off. The moment you apologise is like an admission of guilt to them.

    • @drewbadwolf5182
      @drewbadwolf5182 Před 3 lety +10

      I have faith in humans again, a little

    • @theglassmaster3140
      @theglassmaster3140 Před 3 lety +8

      Someone in that audience was losing their sht. We just didn't get to see it.

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 Před rokem +2

    This…this is comedy for host and audience. I hope more audiences come to be like this…it’s just lovely

  • @gatsu.
    @gatsu. Před 8 měsíci

    love the mix between comedy and realtalk

  • @iluvdissheet
    @iluvdissheet Před 3 lety +3963

    I will never understand why people try to argue with someone holding a microphone. Doesn't matter if you're right, microphone ALWAYS wins...lol

    • @Insomnia4321
      @Insomnia4321 Před 3 lety +99

      I dunno dude ive seen a heckler take control of the crowd a couple times and lemme say the victor is and always will be the one getting the most laughs

    • @Galdring
      @Galdring Před 3 lety +109

      I owned a comedian in the comedy cellar, once. My friend and I were visiting from Norway, and the ladies at the next table had caught on to us being foreigners. When the comedian asked if there were any Europeans in the audience, the ladies called us out. The comedian asked some questions about Norway, looking for a joke, but it was pretty clear he knew nothing about the place. Now... I was so shitfaced that I don't remember what my joke was, but to my surprise, the audience burst out laughing. They must have been as silly drunk as me. The next comedian on stage came by our table, grabbed my hand, and patted me on the back.
      Life achievements! Gonna tell my grandchildren that tale, I just wish I remembered my joke... That way it wouldn't be grandpa's funny blackout story.

    • @isaiah8988
      @isaiah8988 Před 3 lety +4

      Not always
      czcams.com/video/t3D8AFcGaGc/video.html

    • @hamzterix
      @hamzterix Před 3 lety +4

      Agree, people mentally prepared themselves for the main guys to be the funniest and play along.

    • @arturkumissov2054
      @arturkumissov2054 Před 3 lety +7

      320 sheeps agree with you. The loudest doesn't allways wins. What kind of logic is that? For the sake of comedy she let him have it. Otherwise his points were weak in this clip. People with religious background think animals are here to serve humans. You can love all animals and still kill and eat them. Religion divided humans from nature and animal life and we will pay for that. Why making fun of poor people sitting on a high horse? You can do better than that Schulz

  • @jonathanedward5062
    @jonathanedward5062 Před 4 lety +15372

    I just realized how important comedians are nowadays in this politically correct age.

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 Před 4 lety +224

      Uhhh that's how it's always been. Really low hanging froot here, the man himself, Carlin. Generations before this. It's nothing new bud, keep up

    • @YeOldeGabe
      @YeOldeGabe Před 4 lety +101

      Comedians have always been like this... what...

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 Před 4 lety +56

      @@YeOldeGabe you gotta say it to them slowly. They ain't too bright

    • @segmentgweezy4228
      @segmentgweezy4228 Před 4 lety +55

      its really not that deep

    • @noire2438
      @noire2438 Před 4 lety +31

      ILikeCHEEZ9 hence he said “just realized”

  • @lmntsgames3848
    @lmntsgames3848 Před rokem +48

    Cebu City is fairly rich.. richer than other places in the Philippines.. pretty sure she has never experienced real poverty where they had to eat pagpag(garbage food).. if that's the only food you can get you won't even think about how the animals felt, you just want to survive as well.. and seeing how she's lucky enough to move to the States at just 8 years old, really sure she never knew nor truly understand how poor the Philippines actually is.. I personally have been through places many people haven't even heard before and the poverty is too much that thinking about how animals will feel being eaten is not even in anybody's mind.. that's a luxury you can only get when your resources are abundant.. she lived in a city, but has she ever been on a remote island with no fresh water that they pay people to import fresh water into the island.? Has she ever visited people living in the middle of the forest eating nothing but bananas.? I did.. I personally talked to them myself.. and I don't believe she understands enough to know that these poor people can't care less about animal rights.. coming from the Philippines don't qualify her as knowledgeable enough about its poverty.. she came from a city and even lucky enough to move out of the Philippines at a young age.. she doesn't know what poverty actually is..

    • @NM-ok9wb
      @NM-ok9wb Před rokem +5

      Yeah I agree with everything you said. I'm from Manila, came to America at 5 years old. I don't care how "chill" she is with the jokes, she has enough situational awareness to know she can't make a scene in a comedy club, but 100% she's just like all the other SJWs in her every day life waving her ethnicity and "3rd world country" BS around.
      The only people from Philippines who get to go to America are rich people, people in healthcare, women who marry an expat or people who have connections with people who are already citizens in America that can petition them. If you're in any of these categories, you're already more well off than most of the people in Philippines. She probably came to America because 1 or both of her parents work in healthcare, which likely puts her somewhere around middle class, probably had enough money to put food on the table every day, but not to splurge on frivolous things often both in America and in Philippines. The "real shit" she went through in the Philippines is likely the same type of "real shit" a middle class family living in a not so great neighborhood would go through when they're living in a big city like New York.

    • @HarlieHarlot
      @HarlieHarlot Před rokem

      I agree. My family from Visaya. Majority are in Manila metro. When I go to the Philippines I really appreciate what I have being a u.s. citizen.

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons Před 2 měsíci

      The jokes are still racist though.

  • @SW-fk6jk
    @SW-fk6jk Před rokem +176

    If only ,ore people in the audience would speak up like this! Who needs prepared material? This stuff is gold.

    • @fourthplateau944
      @fourthplateau944 Před rokem +7

      Some of the audience is prepared. He pays people to heckle so he can do easy crowd work

    • @MrBarakados
      @MrBarakados Před 10 měsíci

      @@fourthplateau944 source?

    • @sultankebab1587
      @sultankebab1587 Před 9 měsíci

      ​​@@MrBarakadosi dont think he has a source but it is a very logical assumption, it is a show after all.
      I would definitely do that im there to make money.

  • @aldntv8028
    @aldntv8028 Před 4 lety +6198

    “We’re not gonna win this”
    No but please keep trying so we can get this content

    • @CruzACZ
      @CruzACZ Před 4 lety +37

      Her friend knew it wasn’t going to end well for her.

    • @azih8626
      @azih8626 Před 4 lety +21

      lmao why enter an animal rights talk as an asian that’s literally walking right into it, and she even announced she was asian before he probably even clocked, as she weren’t front row and that’s usually where his victims are, so practically begged for the roast

    • @sagara9607
      @sagara9607 Před 4 lety +2

      yes please

    • @ramihockey0012
      @ramihockey0012 Před 4 lety +2

      I respect her answer lmao

    • @TheSpartan3669
      @TheSpartan3669 Před 4 lety +4

      @Inebriatd People have always been dumb. Now they're free to express that.

  • @hoofgripweightlifting6872
    @hoofgripweightlifting6872 Před 2 lety +8056

    I’m Filipino and I laughed so hard rice came out of my nose. Well played. That’s the problem in America. Many are so freakin sensitive. It’s okay to laugh. Ethnic jokes are the funniest.

    • @kensh851
      @kensh851 Před 2 lety +38

      I'm Filipino and you're not even Filipino to begin with.

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 Před 2 lety +59

      @@kensh851 benefit of the doubt lods, benefit of the doubt

    • @martinilardi1196
      @martinilardi1196 Před 2 lety +87

      @@kensh851 what? how do you know that?

    • @arkyudetoo9555
      @arkyudetoo9555 Před 2 lety +218

      And about the eating dog part, it's true. Some people do eat dogs here, they even let you try it without telling you what the fuck you're eating. I'm not gonna fall for that again.

    • @KOTAPHYSICS
      @KOTAPHYSICS Před 2 lety +7

      exactly people are sensitive here...otherwise in philippines we would murder people lmao!

  • @Zappy1210
    @Zappy1210 Před rokem +15

    Gotta give credit, she knew this wasn't going to go well for her and instead of being mad, she jumped in to the humor.

  • @ractmo
    @ractmo Před 8 měsíci +2

    The last part got me@ thinking about your home country on toilet seat 😂😂

  • @corporate_marshmallow
    @corporate_marshmallow Před 4 lety +7390

    Not an animal rights activist...just a girl who said she liked animals.

    • @FN-Alpha-YT
      @FN-Alpha-YT Před 4 lety +442

      And there’s the activist

    • @AriGrande
      @AriGrande Před 4 lety +166

      I'll eat your cat.

    • @griffin1182
      @griffin1182 Před 4 lety +167

      Im confused what this was all about, she said she liked animals and then he turned it into some weird thing

    • @fuzzymp
      @fuzzymp Před 4 lety +21

      René Baarveld your stupid as hell

    • @Tinskap
      @Tinskap Před 4 lety +9

      Those kinda go hand and hand tho

  • @blairstewart5636
    @blairstewart5636 Před 4 lety +2395

    She took it like a champ. There were several things she could’ve gotten offended about, and she may have, but she understood he’s a comedian and it’s all part of an act.

    • @snowgoons4k850
      @snowgoons4k850 Před 4 lety +16

      omg shut up blair stewart

    • @PHInomenal79
      @PHInomenal79 Před 4 lety +14

      And if she were offended, what would she have done? Absolutely nothing! 🤣

    • @blairstewart5636
      @blairstewart5636 Před 4 lety +13

      James Nosactivated she was laughing a long with the jokes because she understood they were jokes. Many people in today’s society would’ve gotten offended and pissed off but she didn’t so good for her.

    • @blairstewart5636
      @blairstewart5636 Před 4 lety +1

      Phi Truong that has nothing to do with my comment. Move along.

    • @souldier2875
      @souldier2875 Před 4 lety +6

      I mean she did completely put herself out there to be saintly

  • @Chadok89
    @Chadok89 Před rokem +35

    At least she knew how to take a joke. That's great people

  • @Theyralltakenfu
    @Theyralltakenfu Před rokem +1

    I like that she was smiling and laughing along with it. I honestly thought she was going to get hyper and back talk him, but that never happened.
    Her BF telling her she's not going to win was spot on, you never win over a professional comedian.

  • @Mr12justin
    @Mr12justin Před 4 lety +1930

    these the type of hecklers i like she wasn’t too rude and the crowd got a little but out of the exchange thats how it should be

    • @truecrimejungle
      @truecrimejungle Před 4 lety +52

      "I just told me friend were not gonna win this" - yeah, she was WAYYYYYYYY too serious...

    • @jabber1924
      @jabber1924 Před 4 lety +15

      when she said she moves out when shes 8 i was like.."you barely exp. our country dont do this you americanized girl"

    • @jjenko6366
      @jjenko6366 Před 4 lety +1

      It was probably a set up

    • @fanzirelli
      @fanzirelli Před 4 lety +5

      Watch more Shultz! This isn't a heckler this is his whole bit. Crowd working beast

    • @xWingzTV
      @xWingzTV Před 4 lety +3

      Lol these aren’t hecklers idiot Andrews the one who starts shit…

  • @adamknight1387
    @adamknight1387 Před 3 lety +4263

    just avoid arguing with someone that has the stage and mic. they have the high ground. lol. you cant win. unless its amy schumer. then you might win.

    • @geddstock
      @geddstock Před 2 lety +38

      @@longfeijiang2449 😂😂

    • @calculator4482
      @calculator4482 Před 2 lety +57

      @@longfeijiang2449 HAHAHAAAA...... Good joke

    • @tontobonto2073
      @tontobonto2073 Před 2 lety +10

      @@longfeijiang2449 lmaoo

    • @maku4814
      @maku4814 Před 2 lety +104

      No chance against amy schmuer. Whatever you say she's gonna turn into a fart / sex joke and you're done.

    • @burakeren
      @burakeren Před 2 lety +46

      But then that means you've gone to a Amy Schumer show and why would you do that?

  • @scottmichael7178
    @scottmichael7178 Před rokem +2

    I will say i gotta respect her, she didnt start freaking out and yelling and took it on the chin like a frickin champ. Good job to both lol

  • @edlo8928
    @edlo8928 Před 9 měsíci

    “That we’re not going to win this” had me😂😂

  • @dmpunk
    @dmpunk Před 3 lety +3564

    Now that he mentioned it, the fact that we shit into perfectly clean drinking water is kinda fucked lol. Had me deep thinking for a while

    • @larrybart7633
      @larrybart7633 Před 2 lety +25

      on god

    • @astrailiaous_Sempticreed
      @astrailiaous_Sempticreed Před 2 lety +143

      Would you want smelly fish salt water to fill youre bathroom and house and erode youre pipes?

    • @shinigamieyes2600
      @shinigamieyes2600 Před 2 lety +98

      If you think it’s perfectly clean then go drink it

    • @dmpunk
      @dmpunk Před 2 lety +250

      @@shinigamieyes2600 the water comes is directly from the drinking water supply so is clean. maybe it's different where you live

    • @bigslim7870
      @bigslim7870 Před 2 lety +107

      I think I’m Japan they have a system where their shower water or faucet water is recycled for their toilets.

  • @ehsaanmalik6142
    @ehsaanmalik6142 Před 2 lety +3012

    That was brutal. Lesson learnt : You don't try and be an activist in a comedy show.

    • @PettyGG
      @PettyGG Před 2 lety +73

      Nothing "brutal" about it. Everyone had fun...

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Před 2 lety +84

      Guarantee she wasn't having fun lol. She just can't make it obvious that she's mad or she'll be another meme.

    • @user-dx5bn4yk4f
      @user-dx5bn4yk4f Před 2 lety +14

      @@colecampbell1906 clearly we asians handle our emotions better than you emotional and woke Americans

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo Před 2 lety +13

      Most activists are not activists. They just like to annoy people with pseudomorals on the internet. Term just gets thrown around.

    • @daddyrabbit835
      @daddyrabbit835 Před 2 lety +14

      Because she loves animals doesn't make her an activist.

  • @heavybre
    @heavybre Před 9 měsíci +1

    Thing about Schultz is that he don't even have to write jokes, just give him a heckler and thats half his show right there😂

  • @TheRealSavageMaestro
    @TheRealSavageMaestro Před rokem +4

    Dude is ACTIVELY hilarious. Don't give him a finger or he'll take the whole arm. Brilliant, comedy LIVES!

  • @godwinikah6789
    @godwinikah6789 Před 4 lety +1094

    "they don't all need to“ 😂😂😂

  • @sethslytherin
    @sethslytherin Před 4 lety +1410

    Most comedians hate hecklers. Andrews includes them to his act

    • @KennyBucketz
      @KennyBucketz Před 4 lety +23

      Sharon Joel Jaison Andrew will include you wether you’re a heckler or not. He goes into it wanting to interact with them. It’s a big part of his show, especially for CZcams. He’s not giving much of his actual act out, but he’s promoting himself with his audience work since that always changes. And I wouldn’t call this woman a heckler. At the beginning, her answer makes it seem as if Andrew might’ve started a dialogue with her. That being said, if he feels you’re distracting the show, Andrew will kick you out. I’ve seen it live. This was most likely Andrew choosing to speak to her and not her heckling. She seems reasonable

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Před 4 lety +1

      How do you know she's a heckler?

    • @maxmunoz95
      @maxmunoz95 Před 4 lety +8

      This is crowd work she wasn't a heckler

    • @Aeyahuasca
      @Aeyahuasca Před 4 lety +1

      Bro no most comics do not hate hecklers

    • @Ryder056
      @Ryder056 Před 4 lety +1

      Check Jimmy Carr he's amazing at burning hecklers

  • @seth4599
    @seth4599 Před rokem +9

    When he said “Cause they’d get hungry.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MADE4WORSHIP
    @MADE4WORSHIP Před rokem +6

    This is FREAKING HILARIOUS 😂!!!

  • @dailydoser1309
    @dailydoser1309 Před 4 lety +2116

    I'm very impressed that she diddnt get all indignant and self righteous.

    • @nopenotnever
      @nopenotnever Před 4 lety +66

      She isn't white. Simple

    • @ArcDevErik
      @ArcDevErik Před 4 lety +21

      She saw the L coming.

    • @whiteurkel6175
      @whiteurkel6175 Před 4 lety +7

      Daily Doser almost as if the media is manipulating who people really are

    • @itsddashrock
      @itsddashrock Před 4 lety

      CLPmakesMEhappy More or less.

    • @69djpitbull
      @69djpitbull Před 4 lety +4

      Shes filipina. They're not open to doing it in public. They hide emotion till they get home

  • @krystalsperfectteeth8194
    @krystalsperfectteeth8194 Před 4 lety +2251

    *If we are being honest Andrew’s still very underrated.*

    • @MrBob2212
      @MrBob2212 Před 4 lety +1

      I know you’re right but very much so

    • @djrascal445
      @djrascal445 Před 4 lety

      💯

    • @RandySavagxe
      @RandySavagxe Před 4 lety +5

      I know you’re right but he’s honestly being an asshole

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 Před 4 lety +2

      Just cuz famous platforms don’t want him doesn’t need mean he’s not known

    • @AMAStudios
      @AMAStudios Před 4 lety +2

      He's better off doing this than forced specials

  • @user-mv1tp3fu1y
    @user-mv1tp3fu1y Před 8 měsíci

    Because they get too hungry - that took me tf out 😂

  • @zacharyheng9962
    @zacharyheng9962 Před 9 měsíci

    i lost it at the end lol

  • @towelietowel4513
    @towelietowel4513 Před 3 lety +716

    “They don’t have Chipotle they have chihuahua” LMAO

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 Před 4 lety +1953

    “I’m technically from the third world, technically.”

    • @eldirtyfaygo5395
      @eldirtyfaygo5395 Před 4 lety +135

      It means she's been domesticated and is guilty for hanging with them white guilt guppies 😂

    • @PowderedDonutz_
      @PowderedDonutz_ Před 4 lety +17

      Anthony yeah that was cringe

    • @Samanosuke1138
      @Samanosuke1138 Před 4 lety +7

      They mostly come at night. Mostly.

    • @Daveoghscope
      @Daveoghscope Před 4 lety +35

      Dude, having the capacity to immigrate to a 1st world country at age 8, isn't the kind of poverty that would push someone to eat dogs or some "real shit" like that.
      This lady's just soaking up the spot light.

    • @Samanosuke1138
      @Samanosuke1138 Před 4 lety +4

      Daveogh the Guy That depends on her immigration story. She’s from the Philippines so it’s likely her story is the same as others who come from there where someone married her and got her family over here. But again, we don’t know,. She may have eaten a dog or two

  • @SkyClears
    @SkyClears Před rokem

    First video I’ve seen of this guy and also the first time I’ve seen a comedian be respectful with his roasts, well done.

  • @johnnordman8248
    @johnnordman8248 Před rokem

    OMG I laughed so hard!!! So true and on point! Subbed you!!!

  • @bercor6014
    @bercor6014 Před 4 lety +1726

    On a serious note, I like this lady. She's not a typical Karen

    • @bercor6014
      @bercor6014 Před 4 lety +10

      @eric gonzalo omg haha lol. Racist much

    • @miguelsanchez4554
      @miguelsanchez4554 Před 4 lety +31

      Not a white liberal is probably more accurate.

    • @denachtconducteur7070
      @denachtconducteur7070 Před 4 lety

      XD

    • @seandepoppe6716
      @seandepoppe6716 Před 4 lety +4

      FUCKING KAREN!!! my wife and I always say that. whether its at the gps or some dumb women driver we call them all Karen! everyone knows that there is "that Karen" out there.
      Have a great day!

    • @bercor6014
      @bercor6014 Před 4 lety +4

      @Mircea o they are not my brother. I've seen an Asian Karen once and damn, that changed my perspective on life.

  • @billparker244
    @billparker244 Před 3 lety +445

    Shitting in clean water is the best point I've ever heard in this argument lol

    • @dirkremmington
      @dirkremmington Před 2 lety +22

      I'm using this tomorrow....no idea where...but it's getting used...

    • @theempire00
      @theempire00 Před 2 lety

      @@dirkremmington lol

    • @d6wave
      @d6wave Před 2 lety

      so in a court case i can bring this argument if i am accused of abuse and corruptions violations etc. !?
      or in a moral debate !? that's like going to a judge and tell her or him that i like punching kids and he's in no measure to judge me bc he shits in clean water.
      that argument doesn't invalidates OTHER ACTIONS (or my yours etc actions).

    • @d6wave
      @d6wave Před 2 lety

      on the absurdity and contrast between classes sense it's a good point. just that

  • @akagisenpai7978
    @akagisenpai7978 Před 9 měsíci

    Wow an entertaining heckler gotta need more of that

  • @petergarcia1866
    @petergarcia1866 Před 8 měsíci

    On point

  • @raidernationkmc
    @raidernationkmc Před rokem +1999

    This is a perfect example of how comedy and crowd interaction should work...person is mature enough to realize they payed to see someone's who's job it is to insult and roast everything possible....she understood the assignment lol

    • @capo4ever334
      @capo4ever334 Před rokem +18

      They should never work because the crowd shouldn't talk at comedy shows unless the comedian talks to to them

    • @aceofwizardsnephelite829
      @aceofwizardsnephelite829 Před rokem +14

      This is not how crowd interaction should work. She felt the need to draw the spotlight on herself when there were a ton of people there to enjoy the show. She wasn't mature, she was entitled.

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 Před rokem +6

      That's not how crowd interaction should work. Comedians should come with a full show prepared, not rely on mocking their audience.

    • @aceofwizardsnephelite829
      @aceofwizardsnephelite829 Před rokem +2

      @@connaeris8230🕸🕸

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod Před rokem +1

      @@connaeris8230 Holy shit lol

  • @youmadbro7733
    @youmadbro7733 Před 3 lety +1000

    I don’t even think Andrew prepares for a show. He just goes up, takes a seat, makes his observations and reacts to the audience.

    • @caleb484
      @caleb484 Před 3 lety +32

      That's his whole stichk....crowd work. And if you heckle....that's just a good setup for the rest of the night for hm😂😂😂😂

    • @mindy829
      @mindy829 Před 3 lety +7

      Incredible talent!

    • @mayankdewli1010
      @mayankdewli1010 Před 2 lety +1

      All he has to do is pass condescending remarks to someone from third world and it's considered "funny" by his fans. If it's asian throw in the dog joke. If it's middle eastern african or some other ethnicity you talk about some other stereotype and people laugh like lunatics. It's definitely not funny but it's american humor. Apparently High handed condescending entitled behaviour is considered funny in north america

    • @nyjohn-dk6xt
      @nyjohn-dk6xt Před 2 lety +23

      @@mayankdewli1010 not sure why your watching this video if you don't like him, that says more about you than our sense of humor.

    • @countys32
      @countys32 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah its called crowd work dummy.

  • @joshuathomas4934
    @joshuathomas4934 Před rokem +4

    I love how right he is though. This man is funny. Pointing out and laughing at the true darkness of the world in front of us.

  • @steve5825
    @steve5825 Před rokem +8

    This guy makes a whole show out of his hecklers

  • @porterhouse7260
    @porterhouse7260 Před 4 lety +1646

    the chick off the right hand side of the stage, just sittin' there, starring, barely laughing, with a pile of beer in front of her. haa

  • @chubi167
    @chubi167 Před 3 lety +4165

    Man this blonde chick in the corner is not impressed.

  • @Mr.Liam.
    @Mr.Liam. Před 8 měsíci

    Well this actually turned out pretty wholesome, i enjoyed the back and forth even though she technically interrupted the show to begin with, in the end she came for comedy and laughs and didn't get offended or ruin the show.
    Very professional comedian, kudos! ❤

  • @RiniDiamandis
    @RiniDiamandis Před 9 měsíci +8

    i love how she was serious at first then started laughing towards the end. humour paired with facts really is the main way to diffuse a situation

  • @behemothbob
    @behemothbob Před 4 lety +2150

    It’s funny because Cebu is actually one of the richest cities in the Philippines

    • @JohnpaulDejoria666
      @JohnpaulDejoria666 Před 4 lety +224

      Signal Elm yep , my wife is from the Philippines and she said the same thing as you. She went for the victim angle. She had to think for a second how she was going to answer it. Lol

    • @thefirststrike
      @thefirststrike Před 4 lety +162

      @@JohnpaulDejoria666 I am sure everyone in there, including the comedian, realized it was a rich part of the country by the way she hesitated to answer.

    • @JTu8925
      @JTu8925 Před 4 lety +30

      Yea. Cebu is the rich part.

    • @goondocksaints9597
      @goondocksaints9597 Před 4 lety +136

      Yeah, I could tell by her hesitation that she wanted to back up and avoid that question altogether. It made me investigate and I was right, she didn't want to 'go there' because she was trying so hard to 'technically' claim third world victim points.

    • @duncan2254
      @duncan2254 Před 4 lety

      nope

  • @rambotambo9907
    @rambotambo9907 Před 4 lety +1452

    “They don’t got Chipotle, they got Chi-huaha!” 😂😂

    • @samie5856
      @samie5856 Před 4 lety +2

      🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JeriPatrickAPaler
      @JeriPatrickAPaler Před 4 lety +2

      People that I know who eat dogs here don't eat expensive dogs and Chi-huahua has no meat hahahahahha

    • @rambotambo9907
      @rambotambo9907 Před 4 lety +1

      Jeri Patrick A. Paler have you ate it before? I’ve seen it cooked and eaten. But never had the chance. I’d definitely try it though. Definitely not a chihuahua though. I’d want a labrador, or a chocolate lab.

    • @ljyljy88
      @ljyljy88 Před 4 lety

      @@rambotambo9907 Had it before in china, honestly not that bad. Thought it tasted like goat meat.

    • @rambotambo9907
      @rambotambo9907 Před 4 lety

      Chris really?!?! I don’t like goat because it’s too gamey of a taste. So I wouldn’t like dog. Thank you very much for the response!

  • @hangten1904
    @hangten1904 Před rokem

    That taking a dump on clean water joke is on point about these activist.

  • @nelsikegaming
    @nelsikegaming Před 9 měsíci

    This dude's crowdwork is off the charts

  • @tuli0hwut78
    @tuli0hwut78 Před 4 lety +501

    “They don’t have Chipotle, they have Chihuahua” that killed me

  • @dtzyYT
    @dtzyYT Před 4 lety +3314

    As a Filipino, I can confirm that chihuahuas are overrated.

    • @TheBaconism
      @TheBaconism Před 4 lety +66

      I almost liked your comment but i was like naweh doesnt feel right

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 Před 4 lety +62

      Flavour wise though?

    • @ziyadkutbi7767
      @ziyadkutbi7767 Před 4 lety +50

      I misread it as overeated... lol.

    • @paraglokhande936
      @paraglokhande936 Před 4 lety +26

      @@ziyadkutbi7767 i read overheated lmao

    • @evertspojken
      @evertspojken Před 4 lety +8

      Too small right? Newfoundland would be better lmao

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Před 9 měsíci

    This guy is a master at crowd work

  • @Pakcole_12
    @Pakcole_12 Před 9 měsíci

    The fact that Andrew started barking💀

  • @gg2023
    @gg2023 Před 3 lety +1231

    Never thought about that, we really do take shits into clean water huh?

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 Před 3 lety +15

      Crazy , the world is crazy .
      If only there was no greed.

    • @gg2023
      @gg2023 Před 3 lety +42

      @@zoeinkerman969 is it really greed lol?

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 Před 3 lety +25

      @@gg2023 I mean yea, in my opinion
      It's crazy that half the world is shitting in clean water , when the other half hasnt even got access to it
      If everyone made it a priority to make this world a better place (greedy billionaires and politicians) it wouldnt be so crazy. Its 2020 , there is literally no reason for starving dying children.

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 Před 3 lety +18

      @@gg2023 well actually, its not greedy for you personally to take a dump in your toilet . I'm more so saying the fact we are so advanced yet leaving parts of the world in such poverty is greedy .

    • @gg2023
      @gg2023 Před 3 lety +6

      @@zoeinkerman969 hmm, I don't know man. There are plenty of people who do care and who have the resources and use them to help in a meaningful way. And I do think change is happening but the scale at which it has to happen is so big that it can only happen very slowly. To them they probably see it. But to us living here in our comfort, we don't notice it.

  • @sdotleem9271
    @sdotleem9271 Před 3 lety +497

    This to me is a true Mark of a comedian that you can do live jokes on the spot instead of relying on your routine

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 Před 3 lety +8

      This is his routine pretty much. He's probably got a set just in case the crowd is a dud

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 Před 3 lety

      Oh hi Mark

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 Před 3 lety

      But it's not a true measure of a comedian, at all.
      Many are great comics but don't have or don't do crowd work.
      Many!

    • @johnnysliick3064
      @johnnysliick3064 Před 3 lety

      @@daveg4236 oh yeah he probably has jokes ready for anyone no matter what part of the world they’re from.

  • @Furberries
    @Furberries Před rokem +7

    I laughed so hard at the ending of this video that I didn't make it to the clean water

  • @stutesnstuff3337
    @stutesnstuff3337 Před 9 měsíci

    Damn that was good

  • @kushalthapa3548
    @kushalthapa3548 Před 2 lety +704

    She was an example for: "If you can't beat them, join them" 😂😂

  • @jadenakal5176
    @jadenakal5176 Před 3 lety +2181

    Me:Google's Cebu
    Google: Cebu is the wealthiest city in the Philippines

    • @Yup_ItsHer
      @Yup_ItsHer Před 3 lety +76

      Its not the wealthiest but its up there

    • @hariseldon3611
      @hariseldon3611 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Yup_ItsHer why not

    • @cavitenoblackpill9720
      @cavitenoblackpill9720 Před 3 lety +197

      @@Yup_ItsHer cap 🧢 cebu was named The richest province .
      FOR THE SIXTH TIME IN A ROW.

    • @lindaletabasa7760
      @lindaletabasa7760 Před 3 lety +84

      @@Yup_ItsHer Cebu is the wealthiest because it makes the most tax money. But with our government system, all that money goes to NCR and they get to decide what to do with that money. In which case NCR decides that NCR gets a huge chunk of the national budget.

    • @realtalkreactions8382
      @realtalkreactions8382 Před 3 lety +18

      Cebu is a dump like the rest of the country

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 Před 8 měsíci

    when schultz grabs the stool its going down lol

  • @burnswhenipvp1337
    @burnswhenipvp1337 Před 3 lety +203

    I like she didn't flip out. She understands, at a comedy show, everyone is a target. Props to her

  • @areeshahasan8665
    @areeshahasan8665 Před 3 lety +2975

    The way she said “look at me, what do I look like? I’m from a third world country...technically” rubbed me the wrong way. Ppl from their world countries don’t say it like that and that was her justification for caring about animals. Idk weird.

    • @jimreimers4213
      @jimreimers4213 Před 3 lety +116

      Agree, she had a very good attitude but other hecklers would have insisted they were supior and had total authority because of his whiteness and her female third world etc minorities back ground. But she was nothing like that. She had a really great attitude as did he.

    • @black_rifles_matter
      @black_rifles_matter Před 3 lety +7

      I thought it was just me

    • @airraverstaz
      @airraverstaz Před 3 lety +131

      She also said it as if asians are a new phenomenon in the US. "Do you see me?" As if you should be able to tell that she's fresh off the boat or something. Forget that they've been here for over 100 years now...

    • @shaazy
      @shaazy Před 3 lety +34

      In a comedy club when the comedian directs a question at you, this is about as articulate you can be. So relax.

    • @rockznlogz6756
      @rockznlogz6756 Před 3 lety +8

      Maybe she was thinking that he wd ask him about the. Dogs she ate until she was 8

  • @thesaiyanprincevegeta
    @thesaiyanprincevegeta Před rokem +9

    She was a good sport, breath of fresh air

  • @savannahsdad1966
    @savannahsdad1966 Před 9 měsíci

    He's gotta be the best at improvisation.

  • @revredbeard3289
    @revredbeard3289 Před 4 lety +541

    When heckling goes Right. Looks like everyone had a great time and enjoyed this.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai Před 4 lety +7

      Except for that blonde that was just left of Andrew: never put her beer down, never laughed, never smiled around the bottle. She was only there to get drunk.

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Před 4 lety +2

      @@NaruSanavai Why is everyone talking shit about her? She did laugh and did put her beer down. Y'all just making shit up.

    • @goaldineyelife6291
      @goaldineyelife6291 Před 4 lety

      It's not that it went right it's just she didnt get into her feelings.

    • @Hecameup
      @Hecameup Před 4 lety

      It was part of the show... standard industry stuff here

  • @theviking8513
    @theviking8513 Před 3 lety +363

    You had me at:
    “.....they all don’t need to”

  • @BertzTriscut
    @BertzTriscut Před rokem +479

    I'm always shocked whenever someone tries to put human lives as well as that of crows, elephants, and more... on the same level as bot flies and tape worms.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před rokem +3

      More donations to animal charities than human charities in first world countries.

    • @blixxy1320
      @blixxy1320 Před rokem +25

      crows are intelligent but elephants are just on a whole other level

    • @BertzTriscut
      @BertzTriscut Před rokem +12

      @@blixxy1320 Point remains thatsome lives are clearly more important than others.

    • @midoejw8615
      @midoejw8615 Před rokem +32

      Same here my dude , ppl will pay loads of money to feed and shelter homeless animals but will pass across that homeless man like he is invincible, then they say why the crime rate is so damn high

    • @JayseeYT
      @JayseeYT Před rokem +10

      Then Buddhism is going to blow your mind

  • @chogster77
    @chogster77 Před 9 měsíci

    shitting in clean water, im fucking dead ☠

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 Před 3 lety +3020

    "I was like eight years old."
    So you were raised in America.

    • @steveking6792
      @steveking6792 Před 3 lety +98

      TECHNICALLY 😂

    • @porto1st
      @porto1st Před 3 lety +36

      @King K Calm down bro. It’s easy to tell that he’s about to make a joke implying Cebu is poor. So she can either play along and say mediocre to give him something to work with,, or she can straight up say no it’s rich and be a bad sport.

    • @johnvines4875
      @johnvines4875 Před 3 lety +50

      Plus Philippines isn’t like the real third world country , try and survive in Somalia

    • @Yup_ItsHer
      @Yup_ItsHer Před 3 lety +46

      Anyone who came to the states from the Philippines in a very young age is rich in the philippines. Usually they have businesses and stuff and like own a resort

    • @johnvines4875
      @johnvines4875 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AchillesTM Did I say it was?

  • @faridfrisby6781
    @faridfrisby6781 Před 4 lety +713

    This is the only channel worth receiving notifications from.

  • @eazy-e8085
    @eazy-e8085 Před 8 měsíci

    From somebody with Filipino heritage myself, I would have been dying laughing.
    When I say this man’s wit is quick, I mean lightning quick.

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu Před rokem +6

    She is the epitome of ' if u can't beat them join them '