Don't Sit Front Row at My Comedy Shows
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
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My Upcoming Tour Dates:
9/15-16 @ New Brunswick, NJ
12/01-02 @ Portland, OR
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Time Stamps:
0:00 Arranged Marriage
0:39 Finance Manager
2:04 Pakistani with a White Girl
3:37 Swole Product Manager
CREDITS:
Video By Kevin Marcus Jr : / kevinmarcusjr
Editing By Krit Chatikavanij: / krit.chati - Komedie
Aakash hit list
- Indians who are not doctors
- Indians dating non-indians
doctor/lawyer/engineer. its the only permissible pathway for asians / immigrants
@@farahabdulahi474isn't asian Chinese Japanese Philippines.. ie mongloid ppls.why do you call Indians asian ppl?.
You forgot Pakistanis
@@harisadu8998for him it's same . Pakistan is just that child who separated from his parents to try that independent shit that he learnt from white folks and it ain't working well . Come back him beta we ain't gonna scold you . Yea a little bit not more then that . 😂😂
@@farahabdulahi474For some Asians, professional pianist or violinist is acceptable as long as there’s a Phd from a prestigious school.
"Stop doing pull ups, pull up your gpa" is wild 😂😂😂
fr lol
truer words have not been spoken that night🤣🤣
Damnnnnn
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Nothing gets Akaash heated than seeing a brown guy with a white girl 🤣
@@thezoldics7648 bro what
@@thezoldics7648 or maybe irs white people loosing their women
Especially if the brown guy is a doctor
@@johnpulawski35 What he is saying is a lot of white girls go for high value men like a doctor, engineer, scientist and so on so if he goes for a white girl then we will lose him and he will not remain with the tribe
True 😂 I mean he's a comedian so there are so many potential jokes in it.
Akaash is in his bag right now. Just looks and sounds so confident up there. Love to see it brother
ikr he's in his prime
Was thinking same thing on his newest vid from yesterday too, dude is killing it and we love to see it🙏🏼
bro ong i found Akaash like last week and I can’t stop watching.. Big W!
Bro really went and roasted the whole entire front row 😂😂😂😂
he is 🔥
They paid to be roasted lolz
Dude has gotten so much better over the last 2 years. It's crazy. Recent clips have been fire. Drop the special already
it's actually crazy those who have been on his channel since the beginning know.. the growth is surely impressive. congrats akaash
I spit Coke Zero out my nose so hard when he said “she talk a lot don’t you wish she was Muslim” I’m dead right now 💀🙏
“Stop doing pull-ups, and pull up your GPA”. - Every Asian dad. 😂
The Muslim wife joke tho. 😂😂😂😂. Hilarious
So is your hairline
That was perfectly delivered
No it's not.. we talk too much don't worry 😂
As a Muslim guy I can confirm lmao @@b.j786
@@b.j786 relatable, im on my 5th "oh really" and she's still talking
2:23 bruh had me dead for how real it got💀
"stop doing pull-ups, pull up your GPA" had me howling. This dude is good.
We finally know Akaash's primary demographic: Desis! That's the ticket, just pack the crowd with desis and he'll get the audience he deserves!!!
True, but he doesn't go for the low hanging fruit like Russel Peters; dude's crowd work is amazing!
😂 As a White girl appreciate seeing a sister engage your roasting with the good humor it deserves. ✌🏻🧡🤍💚
Let me do the honour of being the 100the like for you & also the honour of Ist comment !
Classic Akaash. So funny. Love his comedy
Akaash went hard on this one. Amazing
Just saw this guy tonight. Amazing show, and he’s super friendly if you get to meet him.
When people start telling you to come to their country you're doing something right. Funnily enough, I can also see parents showing this to their kids to motivate not to get laughed at in future for not doing enough homework. I wish I did. I would probably have ps5, a Nintendo Switch and a powerful computer instead of watching gameplay on CZcams.
Successful Desi here. I have all of the above but barely play. Here we are watching the same thing.
@@ZxH800 You may barely play them but congrats on obtaining success. Achievement is food for the soul imo. As you can tell, I found that out the hard way.
@@masterbaraman9372 success is attainable brother, you just have to change your mindset to see it. i'm sorry to hear about the bad cards you were dealt but you can decide to make your own fortune and be happy with what you can attain. try some psilocybin mushrooms to help change up how you view things
What a wholesome thread. Didn't expect this on youtube.
You can get far when you realise there's nothing that would stop you but yourself if you never give up. Keep focused on your goals and dreams and improve yourself everyday. We all have to deal with the hand we're dealt anyway.
If you did these on a frequent basis you would get so many more subs. You always kill it!
Akaash over here powering up for the special, I feel another classic coming on.
Keep slaying Akaash, been loving you on Flagrant for years. Hope to catch one of your shows in the future.
Brother is in his zone. Just getting better!
dayyum "Start doin some pullups....pullup your GPA" fuuuuuuck
You are a beast Akaash! Respect 🫡 man.
Akash is on fire lately!!!
Product Managers represent.
Brutal AF, but I'm here for it.
Love this guy
ill go see him ... but im not sittinG EVEN REMOTELY close to the stage... ill take the general admission ticket and watch from the back lol
Savage as always, I love it.
Akaash is so dam underrated.
Killed this!
Akash I love your work man. You gotta start repeating the replies the audience says to you so everyone else can hear it over your mic. Much love brother!
Akash looks so calm in general but he's a manace on the stage. Damn
I’ve been watching akaash since 2014. He’s aged in comedy like fine wine.
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
My head hurts I’ve been laughing so loud for so long!!!
akaash crowdwork is crazy good
So basically if you're going for an Akaash show and you buy VIP, you prepare yourself for the roast cuz it WILL come! 🤣🤣
At this point, I think people buy VIP HOPING to be roasted 🤣🤣🤣
“Broke doctor” that’s so accurate😭
My new favorite comedian!
I need to see this man live and in Chicago lmaooo
I'd take an arrangement at this point 😅
We need another special!
Akaash went real hard!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fire.
GOD DAAAAMN you got some traps tho.. look like a NINJA TURTLE 🤣🤣
So freaking good 😂❤
FYI, one podiatrist (the fake doctor you mentioned) I know made over $600,000 per her tax return. That's a lot more than most salaried IM doctors.
flex
He's INDIAN, he is always SURROUNDED by DOCTORS, so He Knows how much they Make. He wasn't up their doing their accounts with a calculator.
He was just playing it for the crowd.
Dude cry about it
Exception doesn't make the rule
does'nt make a you a real one though.
Regards,
IM doctor.
That was sooooo right😂😂
Lol. His stand up is best when he’s working the crowd.
Lmao “we can lose a finance manager” 😂🤣😂🤣
Crowd work is the best part .
He said G’s UP!, at first he was funny but timid now he found his voice and calling, that confidence on the Mic 🎤 Lmao 🤣💀💯
the "GOD DAMNIT" hits so fucking hard
Come to California please
You’re a beast.
the goat of crowd work
Nothing like some Akaash to brighten your day. I only hope one day I can be roasted in his presence lol
Post longer vids or come to Trinidad
More coming 🙏🙏
@@akaashsinghcomedyhahaha nigga said “fuck going to Trinidad”😂😂😂😂
Imagine if Akaash was your father and trying to win an argument with him. He roasts u alive while laughing in your face.
Being roasted by Akaask at one of his shows is now on my bucket list.
Akaash damn near made me choke on my joint 😂
Dude akash, you're a beast. That Ninja turtle joke 😂
Love to see it
Damn Aakash is soo good
Lmao he killed, that pakistani guys girl might have taken it personally lmao. Amazing
Nah she was cool.
Funny as always 🤣🤣🤣
This is the gentlest brutality I’ve seen from a comic in a long time.
It’s like he bludgeoned someone into the hospital and they thank him for it.
As a goofy looking schlep, I’d be material for like half his show if I ever sat front row!
Shopee?! LMAO, I'm Thai and it's like an Asian Amazon here LOL
As an underwater ceramic corrector, I agree my job is fake...
Dishwasher
Oh my god im dead 😂 "Stop doing pull ups and pull up your gpa"😊
"PULL UP YOUR GPA" oucchhhh 🤣
Pull up your gpa 🔥
Brotha straight up takes no prisoners lol
I see a link to "Get your tickets" but how can I get tickets if you won't come to Seattle???
🤣🤣Bruh mad funny
Not at all letting my parents decide for this its gonna wreck my life
Product Managers make a lot
Yeah, but people outside of the manufacturing industry may not know what that job means.
@@acswain6720 he's probably a software product manger. Not in manufacturing.
Come to Pittsburgh PA or Cleveland Ohio
Was he really in DC a month ago? Damn, I wish I would have known.
😂 from start to finish 😂
the pull up your GPA joke was the best
“Built like a ninja turtle” first time ever hearing that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
finance manager are there in dealerships, they are also called business manager
savage af 🤣 take no prisoners
Smoked everyone there
i spit my water out LMAO
Fuckin epic
"Built like a ninja turtle" dont know why but that line cracks me up 😂
Give this man Netflix specials
Pullup your GPA!!! Omg, that's savage!🤣🤣🤣
yoooo zolton posters shoutouts!
Pull up your GPA...bruh🤣
This guy is lit as fuk
Lol... this dude is hilarious 😂... why's he got to do foot doctors like that though 😅
No filter.. let it out bro😂😂😂😂
Come to Brisbane Australia bro please 😂😂 🙏
0:31 Parrents? Ok Editor, you're fired.
🎉🎉🎉🥳🎂🥳🥳 best short video on this channel
"finance manager"
"So an accountant."
"Yes."