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  • čas přidán 24. 02. 2024
  • 03.10.24 👀👀
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Komentáře • 275

  • @piyushkolhe1714
    @piyushkolhe1714 Před 3 měsíci +1165

    bro when are you gonna upload your special...what the hell r you waiting for???

    • @thatoneguy2033
      @thatoneguy2033 Před 3 měsíci +215

      He's waiting on that height surgery to kick in.

    • @saipulivarthi
      @saipulivarthi Před 3 měsíci +59

      @@thatoneguy2033 he aint gonna spend 75K for 2 inches especially on the legs

    • @nikhilreddy9112
      @nikhilreddy9112 Před 3 měsíci +7

      The jokes 💀💀✊🏾

    • @mrkalaspuff_3866
      @mrkalaspuff_3866 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@saipulivarthiprobably spending the 75k on 2 inches somewhere else

    • @a.m.scape_5133
      @a.m.scape_5133 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Curry

  • @MrMikner
    @MrMikner Před 3 měsíci +1336

    Imagine paying 75k to cripple yourself permanently

    • @TheIncredibleKevin
      @TheIncredibleKevin Před 3 měsíci +43

      Gotta buy those shoes where one has a platform and the other is normal lol

    • @KruggKruscherp
      @KruggKruscherp Před 3 měsíci +20

      I'm SHOCKED Akaash didn't make that joke. I can hear that in his voice in my head LMAO

    • @jasoncwsun
      @jasoncwsun Před 3 měsíci +65

      Plus, height surgery is very dangerous as well. And its only successful 40% of the time. All that for 2 inches...

    • @seralegre
      @seralegre Před 3 měsíci +31

      she would be better spending half of it in therapy and the rest on holidays.

    • @varun2250
      @varun2250 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@jasoncwsunIf the success rate is only 40%, how can so many South Koreans do it?

  • @mongmanmarkyt2897
    @mongmanmarkyt2897 Před 3 měsíci +1258

    Always love your crowdwork, and your biblically accurate racism.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Před 3 měsíci +68

      "Biblically accurate racism"
      I'm stealing that.
      I'm not apologizing, I'm just letting you know in case you see me use it later.

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 3 měsíci +13

      ​@@panther-nk2hnnow THAT is how you do it 😂

    • @singhy774
      @singhy774 Před 3 měsíci

      Me too​@@panther-nk2hn

    • @SnapszDuhh
      @SnapszDuhh Před 3 měsíci +6

      Screaming at this 😭🤣😭

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@SnapszDuhh why are you screaming? Are you mad or afraid?!

  • @FindingRaj
    @FindingRaj Před 3 měsíci +475

    that " ARE MORI MAAI RE, HEY RAM" got me that was epic 😂

  • @HarshaP217
    @HarshaP217 Před 3 měsíci +377

    Comedian, mentalist, and now a matchmaker..

  • @armandolira107
    @armandolira107 Před 3 měsíci +288

    He's not a wingman he's the whole aircraft carrier.😂

  • @magnoliadrone4191
    @magnoliadrone4191 Před 3 měsíci +580

    Eventually Akaash is gonna get invited to the wedding of audience members he set up

    • @TechTonicIndia360
      @TechTonicIndia360 Před 3 měsíci +53

      Maybe also to the divorce hearings he has caused.

    • @rainardlothar5203
      @rainardlothar5203 Před 3 měsíci +16

      ​@@TechTonicIndia360still see it as a win

    • @myrtlealley
      @myrtlealley Před 3 měsíci +6

      More weddings than sima from Mumbai had on her show.

  • @Simonjthomas
    @Simonjthomas Před 3 měsíci +137

    Note to self: don’t listen to stand up when lifting. Massive hazard if you burst into laughter.

  • @absingh4951
    @absingh4951 Před 3 měsíci +157

    bro, I think crowd work is your main thing now and i'm glad that it is

  • @jennifer.martin.48
    @jennifer.martin.48 Před 3 měsíci +93

    I’m gonna need to know the update with these two sets of siblings.
    None of them are doctors…2 sets of disappointed parents, it’s a match made in heaven!!!

  • @gaurav32257
    @gaurav32257 Před 3 měsíci +147

    I'm 5'7 and will never do this leg surgery, just greatful that I
    have fully functional legs.

    • @RajmohanRoy12
      @RajmohanRoy12 Před 3 měsíci +17

      That's great..5'7 is a good height.. bro

    • @shashank8950
      @shashank8950 Před 3 měsíci

      damnn ur lil lmao

    • @AdamantMindset
      @AdamantMindset Před 3 měsíci

      i'm 5'1 (in asia) and i don't care about height no more. i cannot control that, and only a dumbest idiot will actually do surgery to ruin themselves.

    • @gaurav32257
      @gaurav32257 Před 3 měsíci +35

      @@shashank8950 better than a cripple

    • @0doublezero0
      @0doublezero0 Před 3 měsíci +25

      @@gaurav32257 Your IQ is higher than his at least.

  • @1lionyouth
    @1lionyouth Před 3 měsíci +95

    I love when comedians are on stage together. Make me excited to go to more shows

  • @OhNooJosephJoestar
    @OhNooJosephJoestar Před 3 měsíci +124

    From talking about his sister on a matchmaking show
    To matchmaking in his show
    Under 4 minutes 😂

  • @sierrarose1512
    @sierrarose1512 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Ive had the medically necessary version of that surgery and that is the worst pain I have never been in, in my life and I was only 13. The fact anyone is willingly getting it done when they are perfectly fine is baffling to me

    • @akshaysharma30498
      @akshaysharma30498 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yep! we need to addrress society's obsession with height. People say it is a preference thing but tbh average human's likes/dislikes are heavily influenced by what society glorifies and what it ridicules, we like certain brands without even knowing much about them coz we see them glorified (iphones for example, in my country it is just a status symbol, even though people might not know what UI/UX differences are there which makes it a better experience, they will buy it for status... there are many other examples)
      Same goes for body image, the person himself/herself who has a trait that is ridiculed or considered undesirable, as well as the person who is with them keeps getting these constant poking through media (be it social media or movies or TV shows .. what not) and that does make an impact. I'm not saying people should just give up on jokes or preferences, I'm specifically pointing out the instances where jokes and talks are not built on top of traits but the joke itself it the person has that trait, there, the person feels like he/she is an insult for normal people , that sucks

    • @Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat
      @Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat Před měsícem

      There has been a few stories of little people getting that surgery to get a decent height extension willingly. Tehy are technically fine, able to live fine and healthy without it, but I can understand why they would undergo that surgery.

  • @briantravelman
    @briantravelman Před 3 měsíci +22

    This guy may not be the King of Comedy, but he's for sure the King of Racial Profiling!😂

  • @pluviophilicselenophile4856
    @pluviophilicselenophile4856 Před 3 měsíci +90

    Arey mori maayi re🤣🤣💀 spot on😂❤

    • @applepeel1662
      @applepeel1662 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Isn't that Malayalam??

    • @singhy774
      @singhy774 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@applepeel1662 na that's hindi. Malayalam sounds more rough

    • @chrismathewjoseph1283
      @chrismathewjoseph1283 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@applepeel1662 I heard myre, really thought it was Malayalam 😂

    • @AdarshYadav480
      @AdarshYadav480 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@applepeel1662bhojpuri in UP bihar

  • @shaniceweekes3050
    @shaniceweekes3050 Před 3 měsíci +12

    So glad I went down the youtube rabbit hole and found this guy because I be laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂

    • @brittanywoodhead1560
      @brittanywoodhead1560 Před 2 měsíci +1

      All it took was one reel and I was looking him up. Hes so funny.

  • @Kausickkk
    @Kausickkk Před 3 měsíci +23

    That "hayee Ram" took me out

  • @mp4akhi
    @mp4akhi Před 3 měsíci +52

    "Gawd dayum"💀

  • @honeysrivastava9692
    @honeysrivastava9692 Před 3 měsíci +39

    Are more Mai killed me 😂 that's what my mother says😂😂😂

  • @udaankhatola88
    @udaankhatola88 Před 3 měsíci +20

    Akash be matchmaking better than Seema from Mumbai 😂

  • @jamesdykes517
    @jamesdykes517 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Just discovered you today, not sure if you're new or what but you're pretty gawd damn good. I hope you have a lot of success and thanks for giving me something fresh and entertaining.

    • @home17able
      @home17able Před 3 měsíci +2

      Where have you been! …… j/k

  • @AeroMedic
    @AeroMedic Před 3 měsíci +11

    I can't wait for a whole hour of content, or to go to a show.

  • @-RONNIE
    @-RONNIE Před 3 měsíci +6

    You are always funny 🤣🤣🤣 and so good at judging people all the time but in the right way 👍🏻 keep up the great work

  • @applepeel1662
    @applepeel1662 Před 3 měsíci +6

    bro is fucking amazing at crowd work
    Easily one of the best comics ive seen recently!!!

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Love that he posts the crowd work, so we can still have a test of his comedy without him spoiling the rest of the jokes (for those who might want to go to his show), while also avoiding joke theft.

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I gotta go see you live again lol your live shows are where it's at for real 😂

  • @ghostbravo7127
    @ghostbravo7127 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Akaash got that sixth sense, open your third eye type shit. He never misses.

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx Před 3 měsíci +7

    Akaash with that predictive judgement ability again 😆

  • @WarumWiesoWeshalb
    @WarumWiesoWeshalb Před 3 měsíci +1

    Akaash love you man,wish you all the best! Come to Vienna/Austria and btw. you are THE Indian Tinder Matcher brah! ;)

  • @Akhileshsharma085
    @Akhileshsharma085 Před 3 měsíci +19

    bro i need a special, like i love your comedy

    • @akaashsinghcomedy
      @akaashsinghcomedy  Před 3 měsíci +7

      👀

    • @Akhileshsharma085
      @Akhileshsharma085 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@akaashsinghcomedy made my day first time someone read my comment 😊

    • @Akhileshsharma085
      @Akhileshsharma085 Před 3 měsíci

      @@akaashsinghcomedy it's great as an Indian who watches american news, TV shows and follows politics and culture I can relate to your jokes, it's great laughs for me

  • @jacobcrabb9578
    @jacobcrabb9578 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Definitely needs a special already like a real one like netflix

  • @Vincenzo-zx1ed
    @Vincenzo-zx1ed Před 3 měsíci +3

    Low key hope they got together

  • @anirprasadd
    @anirprasadd Před 3 měsíci +3

    This guy IS A LEGEND

  • @Ramiiel
    @Ramiiel Před 3 měsíci +3

    Okay I think it's time we got Akaash investigated cause there's no way he keeps getting people right all the time 😂. Love these longer vids❤️

  • @MiserableMovieMan
    @MiserableMovieMan Před 3 měsíci

    Superb crowd work as always

  • @pvc4life122
    @pvc4life122 Před měsícem

    I've been following him for a while he just became one of my favorite comedians

  • @kathleenp3135
    @kathleenp3135 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Always nails it. Tooooo nice 😂

  • @brianbeans2190
    @brianbeans2190 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I enjoyed this. This was too funny. 😂

  • @hassensaleh1342
    @hassensaleh1342 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dudes crowd work is legendary 💯

  • @darkxzero13
    @darkxzero13 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "Not in my legs!" sent me

  • @czarrex23
    @czarrex23 Před 3 měsíci +2

    hey love your videos man, from India❤👍

  • @christinemaney2294
    @christinemaney2294 Před 3 měsíci +4

    That was great. I don’t know how you continuously keep psychically knowing sh#t about audience members but it’s funny as hell.

  • @Tha_Trigga
    @Tha_Trigga Před 2 měsíci +1

    This dude may be the quickest person I've ever seen! Akaash must never sleep. His mind is probably racing at night. 😊

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh Před 3 měsíci

    Crowd roasts are the best 😂

  • @chasefromalabama
    @chasefromalabama Před 2 měsíci +1

    Matchmaker, Matchmaker find me find, catch me a catch . . .🎶🎶🎶

  • @beastifiedgamer6871
    @beastifiedgamer6871 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Dude you NEED to come around to Northern India mann
    What Would I not pay to just see you😂

  • @Angellady11
    @Angellady11 Před 3 měsíci

    Every time I see your video, I reminded of actor Jimi Mistry

  • @bsug29
    @bsug29 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I need to see the siblings in the crowd😮😂😂😂

  • @Carl_13031
    @Carl_13031 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Are more mayi re... Hahahaha😂.

  • @Indomitable96792
    @Indomitable96792 Před 3 měsíci

    You and Andrew top tier in crowd work

  • @Bandwithbrass
    @Bandwithbrass Před měsícem

    Akaash... You makin me think you puttin plants in the crowd... Or you Raj Nostra Domas.....

  • @jerrygamez5723
    @jerrygamez5723 Před 3 měsíci

    Your videos are hilarious. Thanks

  • @s.g.4347
    @s.g.4347 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Nurse part😅😅😅😅

  • @siddharthsharma76
    @siddharthsharma76 Před 3 měsíci +4

    1st Stand-up comedies I started watching were Matt Rife's shorts..then some of Andrew Schulz and then Akaash's.... now I dont watch any of the former ones'...youtube also dont recommend me them anymore😆. Great work Akaash!! And your British person's roast was a nuclear burn!😈💥💥
    Hope you can have a stadium full shows in US & India soon... India Need another reverse export than Virdas...Virdas, I believe, is overhyped and hard to have a laugh to, Akaash is just fluidic and very hard to not laugh to.

    • @darkreaper4990
      @darkreaper4990 Před 3 měsíci

      No disrespect to him but I think Akaash is way more funnier than Vir Das.

    • @siddharthsharma76
      @siddharthsharma76 Před 3 měsíci

      @@darkreaper4990 Same feeling dude, I saw his netflix show, no wonder he would have worked hard to get there but it was not funny.

    • @chickentenderlover2412
      @chickentenderlover2412 Před 3 měsíci

      Ouch you really went from the bottom of the barrel to creme de la crop, good on you though

  • @adityasundar324
    @adityasundar324 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Paid for his Comedy, and got his complementary matrimony package along.

  • @leventhumps3861
    @leventhumps3861 Před 3 měsíci +1

    You’re amazing at working a crowd

  • @C3rb3ru5
    @C3rb3ru5 Před 3 měsíci

    Im getting all this guys shorts, im ready to do a ppv special now lol

  • @ThailandOutsider
    @ThailandOutsider Před 3 měsíci

    With a title like that, this gon get wild..😂
    (Edit) 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🔥🔥🔥

  • @sumitbanerjee390
    @sumitbanerjee390 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Aakash is a menace and a certified GOAT at this matchmaking. Way better than Seema aunty.

  • @SinoM123
    @SinoM123 Před 3 měsíci

    Sitting in Johannesburg and wondering how i can get to his show and sit waaaay in the back bc I couldnt take the heat but I do wanna see the whole set😂

  • @Kausickkk
    @Kausickkk Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Aree more mai ree" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lavans06
    @lavans06 Před 3 měsíci +1

    *Have his parents call his parents* legit accurate dealings lmao

  • @lorenzowalker54
    @lorenzowalker54 Před 3 měsíci +1

    LEGEND

  • @LEagle06
    @LEagle06 Před 3 měsíci

    Do you post the full thing anywhere?

  • @jz899
    @jz899 Před 3 měsíci

    This guy too funny 😂

  • @Aerophyte0
    @Aerophyte0 Před 3 měsíci

    I HOPE WE GET AN UPDATE ON THAT PAIR OF FUTURE COUPLES

  • @MrBasic-gf5gr
    @MrBasic-gf5gr Před 3 měsíci

    This seems so fun

  • @sharangagnihotri1511
    @sharangagnihotri1511 Před 3 měsíci

    Really need to go to his show, for matchmaking

  • @GeneralSpecific
    @GeneralSpecific Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bro is the feds 😂

  • @Rensune
    @Rensune Před 3 měsíci +1

    At this point Akaash is a better dating service than anything else right now.
    Plus you get a great show

  • @shivaandure8130
    @shivaandure8130 Před 2 měsíci

    bhai, never disappoints 😅

  • @shashanktripathi9797
    @shashanktripathi9797 Před 3 měsíci +2

    1:50 😂😂😂 "are more mayi ree"

  • @elcabrito21
    @elcabrito21 Před 3 měsíci

    I'm new to this guy I'm like it, but I know he would destroy me in person 😂

  • @ananyaag1784
    @ananyaag1784 Před 3 měsíci

    Brooooooo❤ I love you

  • @mikeydoodle143
    @mikeydoodle143 Před 3 měsíci

    that is sooo awesome. Your Indian blood makes you see the future 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 the next Sandghuru

  • @kingofallkarens
    @kingofallkarens Před 3 měsíci

    When people ask me how tall I am I tell them I am tall where it matters most… 😂

  • @H2kfighter
    @H2kfighter Před 3 měsíci

    havent laughed so hard in a while

  • @courtneyscott4265
    @courtneyscott4265 Před 3 měsíci

    I live for the crowd work shorts and reels😂 Akaash is 100 for 100 on these shits.

  • @char6524
    @char6524 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This was funny as hell!

  • @KevinIsraelofficial
    @KevinIsraelofficial Před 2 měsíci

    This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zakenmaru8612
    @zakenmaru8612 Před 3 měsíci

    NOBODY PAYS 75K FOR TWO INCHES!
    got me

  • @kokushibo3165
    @kokushibo3165 Před 3 měsíci

    Bro when you going to come to India for Some stand up comedy? If you do though meet up with Kenny he is also in the same profession as you

  • @sreeharylaiju
    @sreeharylaiju Před 13 hodinami

    For a sec i thought he was saying "Myrea" 🤣. (Any Mallus here?)

  • @adityakrishnan3518
    @adityakrishnan3518 Před 2 měsíci

    Acl? I have an ACL tear which happened when I was playing basketball this was 1 year ago and I am getting my operation done only on 12th March so yea I have been waiting for 1 year. I am 14 I can’t play PT periods😢.

  • @yashnegi8300
    @yashnegi8300 Před 3 měsíci

    come to Jakarta dawg

  • @joncarlonunez3876
    @joncarlonunez3876 Před 3 měsíci

    Please come to Qatar bro !

  • @sanwalfarooque2747
    @sanwalfarooque2747 Před měsícem

    What's that beat at the end of the video. Need a link. Anyone ?

  • @dharmani_youtube
    @dharmani_youtube Před 3 měsíci +2

    The lack of range of jobs even ABCDs have in US is astounding! But hey, keep bagging that 💰 everyone!

  • @younahmed4348
    @younahmed4348 Před 3 měsíci

    BROOOOOO MORE MORE MORE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pinegang3224
    @pinegang3224 Před 3 měsíci

    Both of y’all just lonely together 😭 mama never misses 🏀🏀

  • @amadddd0
    @amadddd0 Před 3 měsíci

    Bro dont act like those weren't your cousins in the crowd 😂
    Bro knew too much lol

  • @user-wb4yd7ho4m
    @user-wb4yd7ho4m Před 3 měsíci

    Damn he is good

  • @shawnawode1234
    @shawnawode1234 Před 3 měsíci

    Bro don’t miss

  • @nicovgz1897
    @nicovgz1897 Před 3 měsíci

    Damn bro came to Vegas and I missed it???

  • @meccascott7356
    @meccascott7356 Před 2 měsíci

    He always guess it right he has to be a psychic

  • @DikshaDivaDixit
    @DikshaDivaDixit Před 3 měsíci

    The actual Indian Matchmaking

  • @amritsingh0
    @amritsingh0 Před 3 měsíci +2

    aree more maiya re 😂 😂

  • @Samira87333
    @Samira87333 Před 3 měsíci

    I swear I sometimes wonder if its pre planned how he gets things so accurate.

  • @dadecountytalk305
    @dadecountytalk305 Před 3 měsíci

    BEAST!!!!!!