@@akaashsinghcomedy Awesome! Being a great comic such as yourself takes a high level of intelligence lot of people don’t realize. The Maserati in the garage analogy is your best clip.
Bern quite easy over the years to piss women off, you dont have to be married to figure out how they argue. "Over time you have made less and less sense, do you need to go see a doctor." Have a woman lose her mind, go tell her she needs to go see someone😂
telling a woman you will wait for her to stop yelling, and sitting there at peace quietly is the most amazing thing. Then, and this is key, let some silence develop for about 10 to 20 seconds and say anything near "Are you done now?" it's like watching a nuke land on top of another nuke. *i am not responsible for any injury for following this advice*
@@Shashank_More Nope you can see he was with Akash throughout the jokes. You know what they say, crazies are amazing in bed. He doesn't have to deal with her crazy for long.
I used to work at high end restaurants near lots of country clubs. These type of guys were my favorites. Spent good money, gave good tips, and were a blast to joke around with. They were there for a good time.
To be fair, cart girl can be great money, but hopefully akaash is at a decent level these days. Comedy doesn't pay great lol. It doesn't matter ofc, she's a garbage person regardless... Na na na na heyey hey gooooodbyyyyeeeee
Proves money has no value. Cash doesn't create a person's value other than to buy shit you don't need or use to feed ego which own you. Above the minimum to pay for a roof the rest is a luxury
I like how professional Akash is. I am a big fan of yours man. Love from Dehradun, Uttarakhand and please, I know its a long shot, but please have a show here some day. Jai Ho
@@akaashsinghcomedy hahaha please do come here brother. You'll be loved & truly appreciated more than some 'veer zara' guy who back bitches about us! If you know what i mean 😂 Jokes apart please do visit India bro. Love you and your work! Tc man bless u
As a representative of the Black Community I can assure you there was an entirely different set of reasons IF we didn't take the vaccines. Thanks for recognizing that. 🤣
Why you guys be on me for a prime minister? Y'all really gonna judge us?? You guys had Trump. Period. At least trudeau can speak English and French. Trump can barely speak English 😂😂 After a hurricane "it was very wet". Literally a quote from him. Don't be coming for our guy, when your guys are no better.
Akaash, I know you have deep rooted feelings for Austin, just know that you have a strong fan base here that would love to see you drop in one day. Keep killing it.
I wish he makes 1 hour special.
YOUR WISH IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE
Hell yeah@@akaashsinghcomedy
@@akaashsinghcomedy 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
Yessssss!!!!!!!! Me too! Rewatched all old videos like thousands times ❤️
@@akaashsinghcomedy Awesome! Being a great comic such as yourself takes a high level of intelligence lot of people don’t realize.
The Maserati in the garage analogy is your best clip.
And you blurred her face out so she can’t get any attention from this afterwards too… Well done
Right? F that B
@@Shyne282 like that British guy? Haha F that B too
that was a smart move ngl
And all the people with her, who can now pretend they never knew her
Naw. Let her own the shame she sowed.
You can tell Akaash been married a few years, he knew exactly how to piss her off 😂 😂 😂
🎯😝 his verbal trap game is on point
Bern quite easy over the years to piss women off, you dont have to be married to figure out how they argue. "Over time you have made less and less sense, do you need to go see a doctor." Have a woman lose her mind, go tell her she needs to go see someone😂
@@yeahyeahwowman8099bro you out here trying to get people killed😢 your comment gave me flashbacks 😂
"I don't wanna talk about you...I just wanna make sure you're done talking" is some real couples shit.
telling a woman you will wait for her to stop yelling, and sitting there at peace quietly is the most amazing thing. Then, and this is key, let some silence develop for about 10 to 20 seconds and say anything near "Are you done now?" it's like watching a nuke land on top of another nuke. *i am not responsible for any injury for following this advice*
I was not prepared to hear "cart girl from the country club" lmao
That was chef's kiss 😘
What's a country club?
@@SumitSingh-zd6zx she works at the golf course.
@@dyingangelo oh, thanks mate 👍
What's a cart girl?
Karen was prolly thinking the claps and applause was for her 😭😭
I wanted him say b* they aint clapping for u 😂
Main character syndrome
Pajeet had the advantage of having the mic and not being a woman tbf
Rumor is she has the clap. No, sHeS used to getting clapped everywhere she goes…. There’s a joke in there somewhere
@@nonono9194karen is found ,she is in the comment section
The WHOLE table stayed!!!! 😂
Hahahahahahaha
That dude that stood up in the end is a real sport
Why he did htat, I really thought he also got mad at akash
@@Shashank_More Nope you can see he was with Akash throughout the jokes. You know what they say, crazies are amazing in bed. He doesn't have to deal with her crazy for long.
Bro I was dyin over here. He definitely was a good sport about it
He was a good sport because he belongs to a country club. He is rich and doesn’t give a fart.
His reality is not beneath such peasantry.
I used to work at high end restaurants near lots of country clubs. These type of guys were my favorites. Spent good money, gave good tips, and were a blast to joke around with. They were there for a good time.
She picked the wrong comedian to pull that stunt lol😂
Lol. 😂
That "Shhhh" was as stern as an Indian dad
Bro cosplayed his father on the stage
Stg tho Indian mom too 😭 and the stare was icing on the cake for me
Yesss Akaash, simultaneously remove the problem while exposing the table’s adulterous behavior and poor choice in women 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂
EPIC. IT WAS A ONE, TWO.
I love Akash! Legend
Akash, doing all the God's work!
he's grown more mature and efficient at annoying people. He's too strong!
No, he's a married man. Lol
He doesn't annoy anyone. He just tells it like it is!
@@axelfoley1406 no better way to annoy someone than showing a mirror
Lmao it’s funny how they fall back to “ I probably have more money than you”
To be fair, cart girl can be great money, but hopefully akaash is at a decent level these days. Comedy doesn't pay great lol. It doesn't matter ofc, she's a garbage person regardless... Na na na na heyey hey gooooodbyyyyeeeee
@@montananerd8244 a single women in 40s is a failure anyway regardless of how much money they got. they are just free hook ups at that point.
@@AdamantMindset lol exactly her money don’t mean shit 😂😂😂😂
That's the American value system. The more money one has or displays the more people respect them
Proves money has no value. Cash doesn't create a person's value other than to buy shit you don't need or use to feed ego which own you. Above the minimum to pay for a roof the rest is a luxury
the woman thought the applause was for her.
Kinda was
@@237gfor her leaving
They always do hahaha
@@237g Mmmm nahhhh
@@237git wasn’t tho lmao
I like how the whole crowd learned what not to do at any standup
2:10 "Just because you're around it doesn't mean you are it" Facts
Imagine being married to _that_ 😂
Men, be careful out there!
she was a mistress of that guy lol no one marrying such women 🤣
@@AdamantMindset 😂💚
She is cheating , has a ring. Poor husband.
bro, she couldn't secure the bag, no matter how much p she was throwing out. and that's why she's an alcoholic.
@azmolhossain9244 Weak husband he can't control his wife.
The guy covered his face with his hat when everyone said he invited her 😂😂😂
People like that NEVER realize that they are the problem. No matter how many people tell them, everyone else is the problem.
She’s definitely gonna go cry outside. 😂
She’s still crying about it 😭
She's too drunk to care...
Telling Akaash that she’s richer than him while the man’s casually rocking a $2500 Moncler jacket is gold 😂
he actually got really angry ,could tell by his face expression
You were very generous blurring her face
If you watched only his CZcams you'd think Akaash doesnt even do sets anymore and its all crowd work.
Wait till next week 👀
Why would he burn his material on CZcams?
@@WeighedWilsonhey I'm not complaining. I've been eating all these vids up.
Because I can't visit US to watch him live... ....your visas have waiting line of 20 years....@@WeighedWilson
@@drewfromyay882he's an artist at stereotypes
Akash man , please upload more videos. I LOVE YOUR CONTENT. I've BINGED watched literally all your old and new vids.
Same same. Dude is so funny
I like how professional Akash is. I am a big fan of yours man. Love from Dehradun, Uttarakhand and please, I know its a long shot, but please have a show here some day. Jai Ho
🙏🏽🙏🏽 will make that happen!
@@akaashsinghcomedy hahaha please do come here brother. You'll be loved & truly appreciated more than some 'veer zara' guy who back bitches about us! If you know what i mean 😂
Jokes apart please do visit India bro.
Love you and your work! Tc man bless u
Its a nice place bro n great weather
@@jonasbritto yessir
It is a beautiful place
Akaash harvested so much material from the Country Club Scrub. 😁
Dude said next thing you know I'm going to get into the country club!😅😅
I love how that guy stood up like, "The night's not over! I still have a shot!"
As a representative of the Black Community I can assure you there was an entirely different set of reasons IF we didn't take the vaccines. Thanks for recognizing that. 🤣
Ain't no way I was taking the first wave aint no way
@@simonhailom2477shouldn’t have taken ANY.
Cart Supervisor lmao
01:02 That "BeheheHEEHE HE BE HE HE Shhhh🤫" hit different 😂
God damn it, Akash. You're growing on me, dude. Take your damn like, Sir!
You handled that so well!!! I think it shows that you have great parenting skills! lol can't wait to see you make a special!!!!!
*taking notes on dealing with Karens*
Don't interact with them. Happiness ensues.
That was nicely handled - and most importantly, funny!
The Q AND A made that so much better. I wanna see a show so badly now
I gotta be Cesar Millan out here……😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You never fail to make me laugh. Whatever you do, don't stop making comedy. You're fucking awesome at it
The double birds to double peace signs immediately showed her age lol.
Akaaaash! Bro! Thank you!
Can’t wait for your special to drop!
I love how at the end he got up and owed it lmao😂😂😂😂😂
That was DOPE🎉😂🔥 youre crushing it!!!😂
i watch a lot of comedy on youtube, this is the first time id actually watch the full set. fkn hilarious
Tell me this man is doing a tour in Canada, cuz Canada needs this man 👌👌
Canada doesn't believe in free speech, so it's less likely for him to play there. Fix your politicians.
Bring your prime minister there...he needs this kinda treatment 😂😂😂
Why you need a comedian when you have Trudeau
Why you guys be on me for a prime minister? Y'all really gonna judge us?? You guys had Trump. Period. At least trudeau can speak English and French. Trump can barely speak English 😂😂
After a hurricane "it was very wet". Literally a quote from him.
Don't be coming for our guy, when your guys are no better.
@@ameliaterry1240 chill....he's a great leader .. I expect him a second term in Canada 🇨🇦
Dude. That was awesome. Thanks for the video.
A cart girl 😂😂😂
Crazy, right??
cart girls need love too
What is that ? Who is that ?
amazing humour and setting boundaries, i enjoy your humor very much.
'Y'all supposed to have standards of sexism.'
I miss those
Now that was hilarious why would she think she could win against you at your comedy show 🤣🤣🤣
I love your stuff man. Keep doing what you're doing. ❤
Akaash, I know you have deep rooted feelings for Austin, just know that you have a strong fan base here that would love to see you drop in one day. Keep killing it.
Honestly thought the crowd should have been laughing more 😂😂😂 some good stuff.
I SO love your comedy! I also love that you don't give a crap what you say!
0:59 she's probably thinking "I'm hot shit, no one talks to me this way"
To be THAT person in the crowd and so proud of it. #goals
cannot wait for the special omg
This video is on my repeat mode 😂
i got my board exams tmrw yet im watching this
Physics 🫠
Then you learned something infinitely valuable about Karen today, and that's a Win🎉📚
You learned a valuable lesson for your life exam today ...stay away from Karens
I hope she sees this, it would make my day lol 😂
Haha, so awesome. Hilarious nobody left with her.
Bro you are GOOD. Your jokes make me want to do a thematic analysis, ek teer se kitne nishaane
She got you with 'i have more money than you'😂
I LOVE his crowd work!
This guy is the littlest little weasel 😂😂 it’s the only way to describe him up there all weasel-ly
Yeah 😅 that Karen got her vaccine 😂
As a Pakistani I fully support love respect and support India and Indian army on Kashmir issue from Pakistan 🙂. Best regards from Pakistan 🙂.
Thank you but i still don't trust you. Trust issues :)
@@-ns-8972 okay 🆗
@@-ns-8972❤❤❤
Haha fake account of some Indian guy
@@anugyasingh9001😂😂😂 burnol
Well played sir, well played
40 year old cart girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😂😂
I love that he stood up in the end xD
I needed this laugh
I gotta be the Cesar Milan 😂🤣
That 3rd cop was so passive aggressive but chill at the same time 😂
Lmaoo the guy who got up at the end was honest and funny 😂
Damn this was good
I love this guy
Akaash went off lmaooo!
Akaash finally gets to treat someone the way Schultz treats him 😂
call the ambulance but not for me type situation😂😂
“How do you know her?” “She’s the cart girl from the country club” is wilddd 😂
Saw this guy in St Louis. Great show!
I like how she did the Nixon-esque peace thing as she left.... I mean as she resigned from the room ha
man great humour!! XD
Lmaooo “gotta Cesar Milan her” 💀🤣 1:24
Akash u the best bro 😂 😂 You are incredible.
Love your vids!❤️
Let's get this guy a netflix show!! Come on!!
Great to see that Aakash is uploading more and more videos ❤️ thanks from the behalf of the international CZcams fans
She really thought everybody at the table was leaving with her. 😂
Gawd damn! He’s fucking funny! I can’t call myself a massive standup fan without knowing of him.
You are great bro
Ohhh a special???? THANK YOIUUI
I love him he’s great!!!! ❤❤❤
Those guys were troopers and took it like champs knowing they messed up bringing her.
Incredible 💀😂😂
You did her a favor by blurring her face lmao 😂😂😂
Akaash PLEASE come to Mumbai, whenever I have a bad day (which has been everyday since a while) I binge watch your shorts, it really helps. Big fan.
🤎🇮🇳
YES PLEASE COME TO MUMBAI
Need to get Cesar Milan out here 😂
Please come to Hyderabad my friends and I love your comedy, You are a fresh breath of air in such a PC world.
Tushar with the best question at the end
The dog whisperer 😂