If we die, we all die together 03.10.24 👀👀 Catch me on tour: tickets on my website! _________________________ Editing By Krit Chatikavanij Video By Kevin Marcus Jr
A Pakistani, Bosnian, Iraqi and a Chadian walk into a bar...and get roasted by an American of Indian descent during a fire alarm. Could be worse, they could've gotten roasted alive by American fire descending upon their native homes😮
Poor joke. I don't know about other countries, but India won't/can't be messed around by the US. India is the 7th largest country and the fastest growing major economy on the planet. Besides, India has nukes of its own. India and Indians are way too intelligent to allow that to happen. Much of the US's policy on the Indo-Pacific revolves around India to counter China. There is no Indo-Pacific without India. If it comes down to that, India would not have issues to collaborate with China to put an end to American hegemony once and for all.
I'm gonna go alone with no friends and sit in front. Oh and I'm brown too and don't have those "software engineer" jobs to flex with. Just a broke Uber driver. Imagine the roast. 💀💀💀
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we supposed to respect the terrorism generating, minority genociding, uncivilized Islamic state of Pakistan? Its formation was based on the bloodbath of innocent Hindus. Learn the true history.
That's why he's got a White girl. If your an Indian or Pakistani guy, you need to be handsome and/or rich to pull a cute or above White girl. Whereas a regular looking White guy can do the same or a regular looking Indian girl can get an average looking White guy easier.
Come to India for a tour pleasee broo !!!!! I would have attended every single show of yours if I lived in United States. And Andrew’s too and Vir das too! And bassi too! Okay stop! Come to india
Nah man people will let him coz he is smart he knows where and when to poke and worst he could get is his further tour cancelled still better than getting arrested or threatened.@@shwetawalkar9384
The survivors table 🤣
😂😂 that got me too
I caught that one as well🤣
Pakistanis, Iraqis, Bosnians and North Africans. Yep it’s a survivors table,
As someone who survived war in Bosnia and Croatia its interesting for someone to acknowledge this was in fact difficult
that one got me real good lol
A Pakistani, Bosnian, Iraqi and a Chadian walk into a bar...and get roasted by an American of Indian descent during a fire alarm. Could be worse, they could've gotten roasted alive by American fire descending upon their native homes😮
And still get called terrorists on Fox news
best joke
Poor joke. I don't know about other countries, but India won't/can't be messed around by the US. India is the 7th largest country and the fastest growing major economy on the planet. Besides, India has nukes of its own. India and Indians are way too intelligent to allow that to happen. Much of the US's policy on the Indo-Pacific revolves around India to counter China. There is no Indo-Pacific without India. If it comes down to that, India would not have issues to collaborate with China to put an end to American hegemony once and for all.
@KiriAatam hmmm🤦😅 don't think you read the joke, or got it as it flew over your head 🤔
As an indian i 'll advise you to read the joke again .Dont be mad bruv😂@@KiriAatam
Fire drill during a stand-up set is CRAZY
Sound guy got me when he talked about sensing tension lol
*PAKISTANI + BOSNIAN + IRAQI + CHADIAN = SURVIVORS*
pakistani guy is strikingly handsome
Self-Inflicted survivors of Arab supremacist Islam.
Damn there should have been someone from Uganda.
@@AC-mp7cx you must be kidding😂
@@Ana-cw2gi not kidding at all, he's objectively very very handsome
You had me seriously laughing on this 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work 👍🏻
Yeah me too.
This was a tense set! Glad you pushed through and made it work!
"I'm sensing a little tension" mf he's sensing a fire alarm during his set! 😂
I'm gonna go alone with no friends and sit in front. Oh and I'm brown too and don't have those "software engineer" jobs to flex with. Just a broke Uber driver. Imagine the roast. 💀💀💀
You are a complete savage, and I'm here for every second of it.
as a pakistani i approve these jokes😂
I second that😂
nobody asked for it though, just saying!!
i know, you sell out easy! 😂
@@jadenkarim5367 chill out those jokes weren't offensive.
❤️
Chad Iraq Bosnia Pakistan .. got a UN situation
Dude never disappoints. 😂😂😂
Wow, I didn't Ajinkya Rahane did stand-up!
Bro you were dancing up there! Way to make a bad situation better that was truly nice work
Akaash Singh - The only one who can make a fire drill funny on the spot ! Goddamn ! Hats off brother :)
Indian spotting engineer, Not a big deal......
In India, everybody is engineer or doctor or some sort, that’s like saying apples are green and red. Yes they are
@@Kathakathan11 yes 😂
You were super fast in this, like lightning speed rapid at the crowd work. 🔥
Love from Pakistan.
🙏🏽🤎✊🏽
@@akaashsinghcomedy maqsad nahi bhulna ✊✊
YUCK
😂
@@akaashsinghcomedybrown heart is crazy 💀
Love it when he roasts Pakistanis😭
Ofcourse you do everything you’ve been taught in you country since you were born was to hate your neighbour
Not even funny, yuk that's funny to you?
@@accessdenied4711 yea you can skip if you dont like him
Yup
@@accessdenied4711 are you Pakistanis?
Bruh is true Indian by race
He's likely a Sindhi and possibly muhajir so has Indian roots. But there is no Indian race. It's a collection of vast diverse ethnicities.
@@user-ug5xq7tx3ggyan na khod l0d0
But the Pakistani guy is so cute 😭bro even passed the 101 vibe check
Y r u geh ??
I just enjoy his reaction every time he gets to know that someone in the audience is Pakistani. He is a man of class.
That means he is doing it out of spite.
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we supposed to respect the terrorism generating, minority genociding, uncivilized Islamic state of Pakistan? Its formation was based on the bloodbath of innocent Hindus. Learn the true history.
@@silenthill1035ever heard of dark humour? Racist, sexist, misogynistic, “anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, hinduphobic”
Don’t like it, don’t watch
How is that class?
@@silenthill1035 So what? Are we now supposed to respect countries that genocide their minorities and sell terrorism?
Ngl that was one hell of a table 😂😂😂
damn dude this is like the 6th video I've seen from you and every one's made me laugh from start to finish, your crowdwork is phenomenal.
The Pakistani guy is handsome though 😌
That's why he's got a White girl. If your an Indian or Pakistani guy, you need to be handsome and/or rich to pull a cute or above White girl. Whereas a regular looking White guy can do the same or a regular looking Indian girl can get an average looking White guy easier.
@@John-ct9zs so they don't like us desi boys over there in America? tell me something new😂
He is.I am a straight dude but even I was like "this dude looks cute bruh" 🤣
Hindu ladkiyo ko mujeet itne pasand kyu hai?
@@oreo5835kyuke tum pajeet ghaleez hotey ho
you're amazing Akaash!! For real you're talented as fuck!!!
That was so wonderfully uncomfortable 😂😂😂
Too much fowl language.
@@tss4629”fowl” language🤣 that was funnier than this video.
Black dude in the front row with that black shirt was not having it at all 😂
Yeah, I was watching him the whole time hoping he'd come around
This guys crowd work is actually legendary
Mr Singh, we have ARRIVED
aaah man this gold, loved it
This was incredible Akash!
Oh boi as an Indian...I loved it!
"every one of their parents caught so much stress because of you two motherfuckers!"
and thats a classic example of coming full circle. brilliant.
Survivors group😂
that "yuk"
This is beyond crowdwork. Akaash is a fucking genius!!
the pakistani was having so much fun dudee😂😂😂❤❤
When are you putting out a special?!
Damn that was funny af.. and he said in simple words "Maksad nahi bhulna" 😂
And those back to back links were crazy.
Aakash’s crowd work is the best in business lmao
Pakistanis low-key got that international Rizz (Also known as the green card rizz)
Dunno where you're from but i don't see it in Australia.
I know why the alarm was beeping... it's coz my guy Akaash's on FIREEEEE 🔥🔥🔥
the bald guy was clearly not enjoying the show
The sound guy is my spirit animal.
Aakash release the san jose videos ik you roasted the brown white dynamics out there
You are awesome....
I gotta give it to you akash ... you have good angry comedy ...
Dude's phenomenal with this shit.
As Pakistani your shit was fire
😂😂😂 this was brilliant!
bro the people coughing on their two drink minimum got me rolllllling
Pakistani knows what he was talking about😂😂
I miss the fuck out of these
Even fire alarm and building management people got roasted.
damn!!! he was brutal with this one!
Come to India for a tour pleasee broo !!!!! I would have attended every single show of yours if I lived in United States. And Andrew’s too and Vir das too! And bassi too! Okay stop! Come to india
Vir das is the worst lol
Why the F you wrote unfunny idiot hatred vir das
With these legendary comedians
Vir Das🏳️🌈🤢
I highly doubt people here in india would appreciate his jokes, he might end up with a FIR 😅
Nah man people will let him coz he is smart he knows where and when to poke and worst he could get is his further tour cancelled still better than getting arrested or threatened.@@shwetawalkar9384
Too good 😂😂
Epic line: these guys know only death for a reason, LOL.
Brilliant 😂
Bro's actually a nice guy ...! IF i was him ...THIS WOULD BE MY THUMBNAIL... 1:31
You are amazing 😂❤
That yuck was real.
Satisfaction
Loved it
Its possible that Akash was born in USA, and still he is so indian to always mock Pakistanis..😂
Akash was born in the US
Wha I like about this guys jokes, is that everybody gets it, and everybody's getting it.
It’s impossible to actually “roast” a Pakistani, because every ‘Insult’ you can think of is actually tamer than the truth
Wow! Must be so annoying to have to do the set with loud a$$ alarm going on every 2 mins! Aakash killed it as usual! 😀🙌
Brilliant
damn this old af i remember the haircut joke
As a Pakistani i don't mind roast by Indians as i don't take scam callers seriously 😂
But why I am saying flour bag in your hands in road side
This guy's crowd work is next level
The guy in the front not reacting at all. 🤷♀
That's harsh. Not all Pakistanis are jihadists.
BEAST!!!🔥🔥🔥
i recognised that Pakistani guy straight away, know him from tiktok. Sa’ad Mustafa
This is Akash's masterpiece lol
God damn Akaash!
what shoes is he wearing
This was fire.
HILARIOUS
Akash is lit 😂❤
❤❤❤ from Pakistan ❤❤❤. Best regards from Pakistan 🙂❤😊
yoo isnt the pakistani saad mustafa on tiktok??????
2:02 i thought he was gonna say getting killed for comedy.
Savage 🌟
Bosinia chick is fire. Pakistani guy know how to fire for sure
If we die, we die together. Chad, Bosnia and Iraq (relate to that joke)
Ayooo Bosnia and Herzegowina 🇧🇦♥️💪🏼
Love respect and support Bosnia and it's beautiful people from Pakistan 🙂. Best regards from Pakistan 🙂
❤
Bruv that Pakistani dude's eyes lit up when he said Bosnian lmaoo
the caption brings all Indian viewers
That yuck was not a joke ...😂😂
Why he hates Pakistani tho?
@romildapearl4445 Well, who doesn't.
@@romildapearl4445it’s a two country internal joke Indian hates Pakistanis and vice versa by HEART
@@romildapearl4445 he don't that was a joke lol
@@romildapearl4445historical rivalry.
Put out a special.
great hair white guy got offended, but he stayed cool.
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
Savage!
Crazy shi 🤣🤣
love from INDIA🇮🇳