This Indian CAN'T marry his WHITE GIRLFRIEND | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 3. 06. 2021
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  • @MultiSuperzed
    @MultiSuperzed Před 3 lety +5521

    "He don't even have Jeans, that's how bad his genes are" Quick thinking

  • @BrickBreakerXX
    @BrickBreakerXX Před 2 lety +2692

    Wife: "Hey honey, do you want to dress up for the comedy show tonight?"
    Indian guy: "Nah it's fine, babe. It's just gonna be a relaxing evening, nobody's gonna notice me."
    The evening:

  • @Araesh07
    @Araesh07 Před 3 lety +3284

    "We can't lose you, bruh. You're too valuable" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MissNaidoo10
      @MissNaidoo10 Před 3 lety +19

      Crawling with laughter on this line🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mohitnarsal
      @mohitnarsal Před 2 lety +19

      at this point this is not even jokes it's serious point of discussion and concern

    • @lunamonetmonroe
      @lunamonetmonroe Před 10 měsíci +21

      @thezoldics7648Damn, who pissed in your Cheerios? 😂

  • @RisingSun0401
    @RisingSun0401 Před 3 lety +3022

    Man the "I'm sure she's great, have a second wife, covert to islam idk" deserved a standing ovation! Akaash's quick wit strikes again!

    • @gulabani2216
      @gulabani2216 Před rokem +8

      😂

    • @respecthewoman
      @respecthewoman Před 6 měsíci +2

      Yeah he wouldn't have to worry about his wives loving on him either. However, I thank God Im passed to physical and more about the esseence and heart of a person. Looks fade but we hope the kind heart remains.

  • @deepg7084
    @deepg7084 Před 3 lety +1156

    "This guy loves you. He wants to repel every other woman that walks up to him"
    lol so good.

    • @striker943
      @striker943 Před 10 měsíci +16

      The second guy lucked out. Akaash could have just as easily roasted him like, "Now, here's what a cheater looks like!"

  • @scotthc947
    @scotthc947 Před 3 lety +1414

    “Convert to Islam or something- figure it out”😂

    • @SSSS-ey5pm
      @SSSS-ey5pm Před 3 lety +106

      Why though? I don’t get it - I thought he said get a second wife NOT marry a 6 year old child 🤣

    • @DK_75
      @DK_75 Před 3 lety +9

      @@SSSS-ey5pm Haha so funny

    • @riftsplitter2159
      @riftsplitter2159 Před 3 lety +21

      @@SSSS-ey5pm i think under sharia law they can only go as low as age fourteen give or take two numbers i forgot

    • @mohamedsaleh9167
      @mohamedsaleh9167 Před 3 lety +17

      @@SSSS-ey5pm What an astoundingly ignorant and foolish thing to say. You clearly don't know anything about Islam or any Muslims.

    • @mohamedsaleh9167
      @mohamedsaleh9167 Před 3 lety +55

      @@riftsplitter2159 No. That age of consent was only applicable hundreds of years ago and is not practiced today in Islam. Same how girls getting married at such a young age was common throughout the Western and Eastern world during and after the same period. Read up on your history...

  • @RecreationalUseOnly
    @RecreationalUseOnly Před 3 lety +991

    “He don’t even have genes” 😂😂😂

  • @ROHIT1017
    @ROHIT1017 Před 3 lety +1346

    This guy deserves his own Netflix show.

    • @elidyson256
      @elidyson256 Před 3 lety +6

      I disagree

    • @nikkunshu
      @nikkunshu Před 3 lety

      @@yashomb what's sjw

    • @pirarsity123
      @pirarsity123 Před 3 lety +1

      @@yashomb funny and they have Chris d'elia special...on it...

    • @HoneyPot624
      @HoneyPot624 Před 2 lety

      Yes!!!

    • @cb3514
      @cb3514 Před 2 lety +5

      I hadn't heard of him til YT just now recommended him to me today. I actually went to Netflix and typed his name in before reading these comments. Obviously, it's something they need to consider 😆

  • @Amorphous_Sand
    @Amorphous_Sand Před 3 lety +648

    Anyone else noticing the improvement in Akaash's crowd work? I'm loving it.

  • @sydguitar99
    @sydguitar99 Před 3 lety +448

    Is there a "Indian male must have white girlfriend " entry policy at his show 😂

    • @mars3177
      @mars3177 Před 3 lety +15

      If it is he can't resist like a black comedian making "white" people jokes it will get old

    • @samaykumar4110
      @samaykumar4110 Před 2 lety +33

      Nah bro, that's just for the green card.

    • @ZefTillDeath8878
      @ZefTillDeath8878 Před 2 lety +13

      I can understand the lawyer getting the white trophy girlfriend, not sure what's going on with the other couple.

    • @rbsingh7906
      @rbsingh7906 Před 2 lety +35

      @@ZefTillDeath8878 choreographer marries hippie ?

    • @haghendowdy4750
      @haghendowdy4750 Před 2 lety +9

      @@rbsingh7906 I think you got it

  • @joel2628
    @joel2628 Před 3 lety +837

    Akaash has me trained; I see a video, I click, hit LIKE, and watch it.

    • @akaashsinghcomedy
      @akaashsinghcomedy  Před 3 lety +137

      Appreciate you G! 🙏🏾

    • @joel2628
      @joel2628 Před 3 lety +16

      @@akaashsinghcomedy wish I could catch you in Phoenix, dude, but alas I have other commitments. Have fun!

  • @voidi4725
    @voidi4725 Před 3 lety +98

    mans started questioning his sexuality halfway through that lmao

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker Před 2 lety +1380

    This is an absolutely incredible stand up set

    • @DivinPoonacha
      @DivinPoonacha Před 2 lety +2

      not a set mate

    • @DavidTheBaker
      @DavidTheBaker Před 2 lety +17

      @@DivinPoonacha it’s crowd work sure but ya know

    • @cedricanderson2609
      @cedricanderson2609 Před rokem

      Yes that was. Outstanding timing and very witty. 😂

    • @calebmahoney2448
      @calebmahoney2448 Před rokem

      @@DavidTheBaker I think he means this is more of a “bit” not a “set”. Set refers to the entire show. A bit can be crowd work.

    • @SBha30
      @SBha30 Před 5 měsíci

      Totally agree! I am at home with the flu and just found him yesterday surfing YT. I hope I see him on TV or movies!

  • @reayxx
    @reayxx Před 3 lety +601

    damnn this is fire

  • @sisigpapi
    @sisigpapi Před 3 lety +117

    He's too valuable lmaooooo

  • @uttamrshethia
    @uttamrshethia Před 3 lety +176

    "Let's go watch some standup" i siad. "It'll be fun" i said. Didn't know i was gonna get a divorce after the show.
    - The indian guy with no jeans

    • @uttamrshethia
      @uttamrshethia Před 2 lety

      @@abhi-shake good to know bro. These comedians these days can be ruthless these days

    • @kunalm15
      @kunalm15 Před 2 lety

      @@abhi-shake Dress better next time.

    • @jessicahexhibits
      @jessicahexhibits Před 2 lety

      😂🤣😭💀

    • @lawdawg5818
      @lawdawg5818 Před rokem

      Ahhh.i have the same trousers he wears...
      He doin his thing 🧷❤️🧷

  • @thesolojourney8955
    @thesolojourney8955 Před 3 lety +289

    Andrew and Akaash always know how to roast a dude down and always know how to hype a dude up.

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis Před 3 lety +10

      And when to stall/hydrate for maximum impact of laugh potential

  • @gaganchauhan9244
    @gaganchauhan9244 Před 3 lety +368

    Please do this often man really appreciate the interaction

    • @thesachinsinghrajput
      @thesachinsinghrajput Před 2 lety +1

      What does the guy do for a living?😂😭 I really couldn't understand it

    • @gaganchauhan9244
      @gaganchauhan9244 Před 2 lety +2

      @@thesachinsinghrajput that guy was a lawyer

    • @weaswhole7178
      @weaswhole7178 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thesachinsinghrajput I heard he saying Lawyer but had to come to the comment section to make sure. And on CZcams there is always more than one person thinking the same thing as you 😂

    • @thesachinsinghrajput
      @thesachinsinghrajput Před 2 lety

      @@weaswhole7178 haha that's true

    • @NYsummertimeCHI
      @NYsummertimeCHI Před 2 lety +1

      @@gaganchauhan9244 That makes way more sense. I heard “I’m a whore” 😂

  • @RK-nq3fj
    @RK-nq3fj Před rokem +98

    I watched it so many times. Every sentence is a gem. And those two Indian dudes were a Godsend for him to roast.

  • @QuiteAMouthfull
    @QuiteAMouthfull Před 3 lety +2312

    Never seen a dude in a plain, grey hoody go in so hard on someone else’s clothes. This is like watching a homeless dude berate another homeless dude for being homeless

  • @deepjyotbakshi
    @deepjyotbakshi Před 3 lety +98

    can't wait for Akaash's girl to come to a show

  • @MNizamee
    @MNizamee Před 3 lety +93

    Keep posting. This was fkn hysterical

  • @tracerbullet44
    @tracerbullet44 Před 3 lety +167

    Man Akaash has been getting better and better. His crowd work has come a long way. You love to see it.

  • @albertarbelo
    @albertarbelo Před 3 lety +37

    "He dont even have jeans" 🤣🤣🤣
    Instant sub bro.

  • @whiskybooze
    @whiskybooze Před 2 lety +45

    Funniest stand up I've seen in a while and I love how he roasts everyone. Laughter is the cure.

  • @happyrathore4053
    @happyrathore4053 Před 3 lety +61

    Roasting indians 😂😂 others gonna watch it. When they wake up tomorrow.

  • @adishkulkarni
    @adishkulkarni Před 3 lety +12

    *“Brown white trash”*
    Bruh😂😂💀💀

  • @shubhamadhikari5032
    @shubhamadhikari5032 Před 3 lety +5

    One of the best crowd work I have seen! Too good brother! The tempo kept moving gradually in the first, and the last two minutes were just awesome 👏

  • @bt1235
    @bt1235 Před 3 lety +25

    Never been a fan of Akashs stand up, but man seeing his progression is awesome. Loving the crowd work🤙🏻

  • @VickyPrakash931
    @VickyPrakash931 Před 3 lety +147

    Akaash and nimesh Patel are like twins, both take forever to take a drink🤣

    • @joshkrishna
      @joshkrishna Před 3 lety +6

      Gives them time to think

    • @manishmishraji
      @manishmishraji Před 3 lety +1

      Biggest problem for a public speaker, what to do with rhe hands. Thts what nimesh is doing

    • @VickyPrakash931
      @VickyPrakash931 Před 3 lety +4

      Fiji islands represent 🙌 😎 🇫🇯

    • @abhijeetvaidya1638
      @abhijeetvaidya1638 Před 2 lety

      @@jim_from_it3261 most of the American desi diaspora are doctors and engineers, defacto nerd genes.

    • @sakuraqueen1734
      @sakuraqueen1734 Před 2 lety

      Same with Andrew Schultz 🤣

  • @seanharkins2747
    @seanharkins2747 Před 2 lety +11

    Bro, you are hands down the funniest comedian I have seen in A LONG ASS TIME! Haven’t laughed this much in a long time…I got to find a live show once I get back to the states.

  • @Nobody-bn2zb
    @Nobody-bn2zb Před 3 lety +12

    I see the frequency of uploads going up 💯 The best indian comedian out there, no cap.

  • @randysingh9334
    @randysingh9334 Před 3 lety +29

    That was some hilarious crowd work. Sharp, quick witted and funny like Andrew. Getting better every day!

  • @DangerousGuitarist
    @DangerousGuitarist Před 3 lety +5

    Watching your stand up game level up constantly is such a cool thing - big ups!

  • @RR-sp3bi
    @RR-sp3bi Před 3 lety +3

    Godddd! This was hilarious! Hilarious! Too good! We need the full set! Period!

  • @ZayZay2Day
    @ZayZay2Day Před 2 lety +11

    “This guy really didn’t do shit all day” 😂😂😂 I’m dead lol

  • @chrisortiz5959
    @chrisortiz5959 Před 3 lety +10

    Favorite clip so far man hilarious

  • @melanierojas1443
    @melanierojas1443 Před 3 lety +6

    Your evolution has been so great! This clip is fantastic, keep up the good work! we love to see u win 🦆

  • @kentuckykid03
    @kentuckykid03 Před 3 lety +6

    I been waitin so long dawg 😂 WE NEED MORE

  • @immayatt
    @immayatt Před 3 lety +504

    Aakash is the best indian comic out there, no one is even close to him even in india

  • @weronikaw2358
    @weronikaw2358 Před 2 lety +11

    "Even his leg cross is sexy!" damn, I literally laughed throughout the whole video

  • @ayflores89
    @ayflores89 Před 2 lety +7

    "He doesn't even have jeans!" that freaking killed me

  • @dtm2332
    @dtm2332 Před 3 lety +14

    You’re a freaking legend man! I’m upset I haven’t watched your standup sooner but holy shit I’m dying 😂 keep it up man you’re killing it!

  • @anjelinaanjo
    @anjelinaanjo Před 4 měsíci +1

    You literally made my entire day and I had a really tough day … god bless you … you the best

  • @MrPhenomenon06
    @MrPhenomenon06 Před 3 lety +8

    You love to see it! Akaash finally getting an audience he deserves.

  • @MikeLaBelle
    @MikeLaBelle Před 2 lety +17

    He doesn’t even have jeans 🤣🤣

  • @Much_place8461
    @Much_place8461 Před 3 lety +1

    This is great stuff man. Keep it up

  • @amoghdurgam5621
    @amoghdurgam5621 Před 3 lety +1

    Bruh keep posting consistently, this is so good

  • @KironKabir
    @KironKabir Před 3 lety +3

    you and andrew are quickly becoming my top comedians to watch. great stuff

  • @QAAAA1212
    @QAAAA1212 Před 3 lety +20

    The genes line is an HQ IMPROV!

  • @mrsynister666
    @mrsynister666 Před 2 lety

    So hilarious I subbed! Crowd work at its finest!

  • @niranjan8173
    @niranjan8173 Před 2 lety +1

    Bahut achha bhai. Hilarious 😁♥️ You doing a great job. Keep up

  • @human705
    @human705 Před 3 lety +6

    Production value going to the moon. Great bit 🤘

  • @pranjal86able
    @pranjal86able Před 3 lety +4

    that was the best Akaash Singh comedy I have ever seen! I was laughing so hard... He was on fire there!

  • @lurryport
    @lurryport Před 3 lety

    Killed it man! Hope you come to Cleveland soon

  • @DanielCastilloLund
    @DanielCastilloLund Před 2 lety +2

    Damn you killing them this year! Shit just flows🔥

  • @skyluke9476
    @skyluke9476 Před 3 lety +15

    Fucking amazing as usual! Only in comedy can a dude in a 3 piece suit, and a dude in pajamas show up to the same show

  • @ll4680
    @ll4680 Před 3 lety +37

    I've only seen him on Flagrant but now I know he's got amazing crowd work and I can't wait to see him live!

    • @BankaiFever
      @BankaiFever Před 2 lety +1

      I saw him last weekend the place was hype he was cracking fat jokes and anti vaxx jokes throughout his set 😂

  • @robynleighs
    @robynleighs Před 2 lety

    Love your stand up!

  • @eddiesmith1703
    @eddiesmith1703 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Dude, you're outstanding!!!!!!

  • @Chiiyaam
    @Chiiyaam Před 2 lety +3

    He's the Indian Kevin hart. You're hearing it from me first😂

  • @axelbishop1939
    @axelbishop1939 Před 3 lety +5

    👏👏👏 damn akashh getting better and better

  • @BasketballSpotlights
    @BasketballSpotlights Před 3 lety

    Love your stuff man!

  • @jacklantern6339
    @jacklantern6339 Před 7 měsíci

    It's 2023 and I just found your vids/act. Love it, takes the "don't sit in the front row at a comedy show" to the extreme. 🔥⚡

  • @scotthc947
    @scotthc947 Před 3 lety +3

    Great video as always!

  • @davesif29
    @davesif29 Před 3 lety +8

    Yo this is so good. This guy makes my day better with the jokes. The flow and tranquility of his state is amazing

  • @malcommeful
    @malcommeful Před 2 lety

    Akaash, U are getting better and better with each passing day,
    keep it up and I wish U success.

  • @theepanrealtorvaratharajan7497

    This was excellent. Excellent job bro!

  • @pinescherry
    @pinescherry Před 2 lety +7

    I mean , what’s not to love about Akash !!! He’s freaking awesome EVERYTIME ♥️♥️♥️🤗🤗🤗 I just died when he started the “ I’m sure she’s great …” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @masikorocollins4847
    @masikorocollins4847 Před 2 lety +3

    Very great, inclusive comedy, never laughed so hard this year 😂😂😂

  • @rajeshsingh453
    @rajeshsingh453 Před 3 lety

    Bruhhh keep posting , love seeing you excelling your skills video after video... hysterical stuff 💀

  • @deidrejericho
    @deidrejericho Před 17 dny

    new fan... I stumbled upon this channel not too long ago and now I'm hooked

  • @Indi
    @Indi Před 3 lety +12

    Akaash killed this one, I'm WEAK lmao 😂😭💀

  • @adampower9757
    @adampower9757 Před 3 lety +12

    The 2nd guy had the best night after the show

  • @justterrell956
    @justterrell956 Před 3 lety

    Man you killed this set amazing work🔥🙌🏾

  • @mpandejele1553
    @mpandejele1553 Před 3 lety +8

    Natural flow of roasting lol

  • @kristinakares4384
    @kristinakares4384 Před 3 lety +5

    That was great!

  • @CharlieSpecter
    @CharlieSpecter Před 3 lety

    Getting better every set dude!

  • @EagleLeader1
    @EagleLeader1 Před 3 lety +2

    Excellent work Akash!

  • @jdh8931
    @jdh8931 Před 3 lety +11

    I might be imagining it but it really seems like akaash is taking a leap in his comedic ability. His clips have been on fire like Jordan game 6 of the finals

  • @Valaso-Osalav
    @Valaso-Osalav Před 3 lety +9

    omg that had me laughing to tears lol

  • @euong1
    @euong1 Před 3 lety

    You killed this! Finally getting to see more Akaash.

  • @xamirozar
    @xamirozar Před 3 měsíci

    SO glad this guy's Shorts came across my feed!! :)

  • @tcmcclure2323
    @tcmcclure2323 Před 3 lety +4

    Hell yeah Akaash that was some good crowd work 👌🏻

  • @doctorhouse597
    @doctorhouse597 Před 2 lety +23

    Akaash! Where have you been all our lives!? You are the man! Great to see another successful Indian who is not a Doctor like me, a lawyer or engineer like our Indian parents always want us to be… 🤣 It was hilarious when you started talking about the Spanish looking Indian guy in the audience. Everybody thinks I am Puerto Rican or Latino too… haha…

  • @lasagna5366
    @lasagna5366 Před 3 lety

    Yoooo, I've been a fan of Andrew's for a while now and I don't know why I haven't bothered to watch some of your material, holy shit. I've always enjoyed you on the flagrant podcast but now I gotta see you live. you just got yourself a new fan. This shit was fucking hilarious.

  • @trannessa
    @trannessa Před 9 měsíci +1

    was feeling down today, his shit never fails to crack me up and lighten me up. That Sikh Indian guy is a fine package.

  • @gmajor8227
    @gmajor8227 Před 3 lety +6

    Akaash Leveled up damnnnnnnn

  • @Lerkero
    @Lerkero Před 3 lety +7

    The Indians turning up to give Aakash content

  • @shahiq3294
    @shahiq3294 Před 3 lety

    Akaash putting in WORK with these clips man, good shit bro

  • @anmolsinghmzn2009
    @anmolsinghmzn2009 Před 3 lety

    Amazing crowd work man. Keep it up.

  • @DivineAscendedSoul333
    @DivineAscendedSoul333 Před 3 lety +86

    That was the best 4:48 mins of my day❤️ thanks for making me laugh dude.. it's been a struggle!!

    • @akaashsinghcomedy
      @akaashsinghcomedy  Před 3 lety +21

      Thank you! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @DivineAscendedSoul333
      @DivineAscendedSoul333 Před 3 lety +2

      @@akaashsinghcomedy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @KwisBwown
      @KwisBwown Před 9 měsíci

      you went too hard on the first guy brother. it wasn t that funny either my man - reflect a little - you was once this dude man.@@akaashsinghcomedy

  • @eastsidej20ny22
    @eastsidej20ny22 Před 3 lety +6

    You and Russell peters are the only Indian comics I fuck with, y’all are funny and true to the craft, akaash you are going to be the next goat of India. It’s your time bro keep killing these stages. 👌🏾army

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan Před 3 lety +2

    This whole thing was good with a few amazing parts

  • @hoagie7859
    @hoagie7859 Před 3 lety +1

    Akaash always improving, love it.

  • @Bagga4u
    @Bagga4u Před 3 lety +3

    Dude you're hilarious. Just came across you today from tiktok. Im a fan!

  • @omegathornton1671
    @omegathornton1671 Před rokem +4

    I’m in love with this guy he’s so funny 😊

  • @dannyelias7364
    @dannyelias7364 Před 3 lety

    Glad he’s been doing more crowd work, great crowd also!! Let’s goooo!!!

  • @baselvisions33
    @baselvisions33 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for the laughs dude I needed this tonight lol. You're a bewst!

  • @andrew.osu.96
    @andrew.osu.96 Před 3 lety +3

    Killing it!!!!!👀