That Time Donkey Kong Almost Had A Shotgun | CanonBall

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  • The Woke Mob Has Taken Everything from us, they've even taken Donkey Kong's guns
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    Host: Jesse Eisemann
    Writer: Eli Yudin
    Director: Michael Strauss
    DP: Rob Menzer
    EP: Gabrielle Williott
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Komentáře • 38

  • @PhokenKuul
    @PhokenKuul Před 22 dny +11

    Sure, except that was not the ORIGINAL Donkey Kong,

    • @aaron101889
      @aaron101889 Před 22 dny

      THANK YOU

    • @jamesroumbanis552
      @jamesroumbanis552 Před 22 dny +1

      It literally opens with a shot from the arcade game…

    • @caboose478
      @caboose478 Před 22 dny +3

      @@jamesroumbanis552 as the editor of this vid, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, someone will always find something to complain about lol

    • @PhokenKuul
      @PhokenKuul Před 22 dny +1

      @@jamesroumbanis552 Right? Exactly. Yet somehow they still screwed it up.

    • @jamesroumbanis552
      @jamesroumbanis552 Před 21 dnem

      @@caboose478 you’re doing gods work, I see canonball I click

  • @Bigd2k
    @Bigd2k Před 23 dny +6

    0:46 hey. Those mine cart levels were awesome. Hard but awesome.

  • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    "This is MY BOOMSTICK!"- D.K.

  • @THELIFEOFVIEWS1
    @THELIFEOFVIEWS1 Před 22 dny +4

    I’m pretty sure it’s been stated that donkey Kong jr is dk and the other one is cranky kong

  • @VortexFlims
    @VortexFlims Před 22 dny +3

    but......I love LankyKong. But also im always the underdog lol

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus Před 22 dny +2

    🎶He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
    He has a license now so there be no jail
    He has a shotgun? Nintendo why?
    If he shoots ya, you’re gonna die
    He shot Mario and Luigi too
    He runs the streets AND the DK crew!
    Huh!🎶

  • @mekman4
    @mekman4 Před 22 dny

    Great Stuff, as always!

  • @tigadirt
    @tigadirt Před 22 dny +1

    Thats bananas

  • @PyrosgunReturns
    @PyrosgunReturns Před 22 dny

    Lanky Kong was actually my favorite lol

  • @UseroneGaming
    @UseroneGaming Před 22 dny +1

    They were *THIS* close.

  • @darthdecent24
    @darthdecent24 Před 23 dny +1

    100% cannon

  • @SickSkwerl
    @SickSkwerl Před 21 dnem

    APRIL, HIT IT!!!!

  • @jeralgrant
    @jeralgrant Před 21 dnem +1

    So... we're not gonna credit Joel Haver?

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld Před 22 dny +2

    Wait - you didn't have the codes for the X-rated content?!

  • @allanvanuga9196
    @allanvanuga9196 Před 22 dny

    Great video.

  • @ComradeGSRM13
    @ComradeGSRM13 Před 22 dny +2

    Donkey Kong is not King Kong. Kidnapping an innocent is wrong, but he had no perverted intentions towards Pauline. He did that to get back at Mario. You do remember that Mario was the bad guy back then, right? 🎪🐵

    • @jamesroumbanis552
      @jamesroumbanis552 Před 22 dny

      Did you… did you just make up headcanon for 1981s Donkey Kong?

    • @ComradeGSRM13
      @ComradeGSRM13 Před 22 dny

      @@jamesroumbanis552 No. That's how Shigeru Miyamoto (creator of the game ) described Donkey Kong's actions in an interview. And Mario was a villain in both the prequel "Donkey Kong Circus" & the sequel "Donkey Kong Jr."

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Před 22 dny

    Lankey was my favorite. Hes was the fastest

  • @GreaterJan
    @GreaterJan Před 22 dny +1

    This is an April's Fools video right?

  • @sebastiancoar1991
    @sebastiancoar1991 Před 23 dny

    Double barrel cannon, it's gonna hurt!

  • @ethanethan4088
    @ethanethan4088 Před 20 dny

    Plz bring back people watching. It would definitely get views

  • @RoboBoomStick
    @RoboBoomStick Před 22 dny +2

    nothin wrong with guns in games

  • @archonjubael
    @archonjubael Před 23 dny

    Definitely Cannon.

  • @gavinps31
    @gavinps31 Před 22 dny +5

    It takes them 2 minutes of their 6 minute video to even mention the game they’re taking about. Sooooo much padding

  • @Hungryghost01
    @Hungryghost01 Před 23 dny +2

    Fart

  • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    Conkers' Bad Fur Day is a masterpiece, and to say anything else is blasphemy against ART itself. Heathen.