Michael Swaim Explains Teleportation | Futureproof
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- Welcome Michael Swaim back to the channel for Futureproof, where Swaim explores science fiction technology and their real life counterparts.
This week Swaim explains: teleportation!
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After Hours but it's just Michael moving from seat to seat carrying on a conversation in the voices of the other three while gently weeping.
Genuinely a great April Fools' Day idea
I'd watch that.
It could be called After Hour
Oh I miss After Hours, I swore it was going to tv...damn good show
I'd watch it
Hey. Cracked. Pay this man 4x whatever you think he is worth. And offer up a formal apology to the internet for what you did.
People forget that he quit cracked before the layoffs even happened
@@Icpantale He saw where the tide
This is the only comment.
@@Icpantale nah, I remember that. He deserves the money and the internet deserves the apology.
Ye
"Daniel O'Brien may have 2 Emmy's, but I'm back doing videos on Cracked & making references to the early aughts."
Well played Mr. Swaim🤣🤣🤣
Five Emmys... five.
Yeah, it was cute to think it was only two. He might not know what to do with more than two (perfect for the ends of a bookshelf), but “Last Week Tonight” can’t seem to stop winning, lol.
He's just a shill for the narrative now. Be jealous of Soren over on American Dad. Now THAT'S good cultural content.
@@ideasoftheshipwrecked You seem like you're in the wrong place if you think working for Last Week Tonight (a show that repeatedly criticises the ACTUAL narrative in the world today) is being a "shill for the narrative".
Maybe try Newsmax.
@squallloire I'm sure they're already watching that schlock
Somehow Swaim returned.
Baby DOB blood allows midichlorians to pass to clones
Oh good, the time travel worked, I'm back in 2010, I CAN WARN EVERYONE
2010 was 3 years from now... im sorry for you abyss
Don't spoil the surprise!!
Please save us all.
Don’t trust Elon
They won't listen.
Surely
We're
All
Impressed by
Michael
Swaim
Was
Always
In
My (thoughts)
Michael, this comment may get buried but I appreciate you and your work on Small Beans. I'm super glad to see you in "the flesh" and look forward to future content from you. Nothing but the best.
This is exactly the kind of pedantic over-analysis of pop culture that made me fall in love with cracked in the first place. Michael Swaim coming back strong.
Interesting play cracked... I’m scared to be happy because you’ve hurt me too many times..
Yeah. I’m sure S.W.A.I.M. will be here for a bit, and I’m stoked. But I’m not hopeful it will be long term, unless I’ve vastly underestimated the audience demand for this channel.
Swaim on cracked. Never thought I’d see the day. Welcome back, sir
edit: it finally happened... i have the top comment... ok, time to go mad with power. Micheal, as the law of the internet dictates, i have a request for the next vid. please do a deep dive on the scifi dangers of artificial intelligence. i need a fresh compendium to be both scared and well-informed. thanks!
#wining
I am… what is this? There are no words!
I’m so scared and confused.
This is the way
LISAN AL SWAIM!
This is how I learn Cracked still makes videos
They didn't got a long time. Literally axed the whole department back in the day.
I like to think my twice daily rewatching of every After Hours video made this happen
Its literally my comfort show. Just watched it again last night
@@EosFunk then WE did it!! :D
After Hours plays when I’m hungover, but can’t sleep.
So in lay in bed, eyes closed, listening.
Also, sometimes when I need some background distraction.
I cannot believe in the middle of my CrackedTV/Does Not Compute rewatch/old crack grief session Swaim returns
Dude same I was jist rewatching a buttload of afterhours.
I am you, I do the same often
lmao i was doing the same thing, even going years without watching i still often remember some of the old jokes
Samesies
More proof we are all just 1 person.
He's returned! Just as the prophecy foretold!
Twas writty, dawg
Lisan al Gaib!!!!😂😂😂
_But it's an apocalyptic prophecy!!_ We're all doomed!
There was Prophecy?
I didn't get the memo on that.
Was there an email?
"By light of nothing, by dark of bright, the jedi way, we look, we are. Protect. Jedi. Good. Yes."
It all makes so much sense now
Welcome back Swaim! It's worth staying subbed to Cracked after all these years, this was the exact reward I was waiting from the universe!
SAME!!!!🎉
Me too
Swaim was the reason cracked was so good. i still watch the After Hours playlist sometimes just for gicks and kiggles. every episode was hilarious
Jesus, Swaim is back! Missed ya my dude!
No, no. His name is _Michael_ Swaim. Jesus Swaim is his Mexican cousin.
I mean, Small Beans was always there, but... it's fine.
@@AbyssalDrake88 Hey, I loved Off Hours. But then Swaim got his new job and understandably couldn’t do it anymore. I kinda fell off after that.
As an O'brien stan... five emmies... five. Every year since 2019. The man is unstoppable. Welcome back Swaim! We missed ya!
He has two.
Then he also has three more.
So you see, what Swaim said was true… from a certain point of view.
Ok Dan
Pretty sure he prefers O'Brien Staniel.
Okay welcome back, but more importantly holy shit swaim, you look so much healthier and put together, i hope lifes looking up for you brother.
I think I might have like boozy Swaim better. I'm a horrible person.
"... I nerd out about classic sci-fi staples and their real-world counterparts." And I'm hooked by the end of the first sentence.
Swaim on Cracked, glory what a day! I needed good news after these migraines. 😅
Phew! I was about to ask "since when?!" and brace for "oh, a few years now" but... well, phew. Welcome back, man. That whole era is so missed.
2:50 UHM ACKSHULLY: Gates do have a range limit in StarGate though it is relatively rarely brought up (and depends on the type of gate). If you travel to a distant gate you do so by hopping gate to gate across the network and the network has a definitive edge. You can boost the output to get to a far away gate out of network but with the energy required it is generally a one way trip and you need another way back.
um actually not true the gate technology it self dose not really have a limit its the power that increases fast that limits how far they can go but there have multiple time were seveal gallexiys away have happened at at the peek billions of light years away have happed tho that took the destruction of a planet.
I love people with Ackshully-glasses (no matter how they are spelled :D )!!
Ok but this is the best business move they have made since tearing down one of the best online comedy websites, happy to see you on another channel, *a faithful small beans follower, love you buddy
I see a returned Swaim , I click.
Maybe After Hours return is not too far off
I sooo miss After Hours.
Let's get The Band back together!
@@shanegraham2500 Might be hard, Dan works on Last Week Tonight now, and Soren is writing for American Dad. Not sure what Katie's up to tho
One could only hope!
They take dinner breaks, don't they? Just FaceTime them all together, slap a diner backdrop in the alpha, and let'er rip.
Or a zoom call after hours replacement, with Dan sitting behind the last week tonight desk and Swaim constantly using video effects/filters to make up for the lack of his physical comedy with everyone's food.
Oh Michael, we’ll take you over any Dan. From A’Brien to Z’Brien.
Now when are the new Escort Mission episodes coming out?
Yes please! Greg, get your ass back here! Heck, I'd even take Zathew.
Michael Swain appearance AND confirmation that DOB is still riding for LWT? This is an excellent day.
It always makes me happy when I see his name in the credits. He's one of the senior writers now.
These are the only videos I will watch from cracked now.
And my bimonthly rewatch of after hours.
@@mzmendy I can't get my fix without OPCD and does not compute
Swaim is back! Holy shiiiiiz!
Anti gravity is a topic I'd love to see.
Also, seeing this gorgeously familiar face is the only reason I've clicked on cracked anything in years.
Glad ur back. Tackle Universal Translators. Also explain the sentence in English, translitered Spainish, Spanish, and Mandarin:
If you were a purple crow, you would fear a cat's maw.
Wild to see Swaim again! Love the shoutout to O'Brien
WHAT! Swaim is back on Cracked!?
Guess I’m re-subscribing to Cracked! Yay Swaim!
For most of the late 00s/ early 10s, my litmus test for whether or not I gelled with somebody’s sense of humor was to show them Swaim’s Cracked TV or Those Aren’t Muskets sketches. So glad to see him back!
Welcome back! Suggested tech to tackle: phaser/disruptor/disintegration beam. It always broke my brain to see the beam vapourize the whole person, including clothing and equipment, but sometimes the person drops an item, or sometimes their clothes are left behind, or sometimes an entire door evaporates, but the walls around the doorway are intact... How does the beam understand what it's supposed to destroy?
Watched just for the Swaim, been a long time since I've watched anything other than Roger on this channel.
Not even Swaim can woo me back to subscribing. The doors to my heart closed forever the day Cracked fired the old crew. Now I'm a bitter, spiteful man who only laughs at funerals and waiters who drop things.
Welcome back, Swaim!
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Glad I stayed subscribed.
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WAIT! Where's Clippy?
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Stargate has the same problem as The Fly, the Ancients have merely pre-installed the gates and it's limited to however much power you can put in the gate. An entire planet explodes and you get a couple galaxies away.
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In Star Trek, we know the consciousness goes through the entire transporter process from that episode where we follow Barcley through it.
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Nightcrawler "can" teleport to places he can't see, but he doesn't know that. He actually slips into another dimension, travels to where he wants to and slips back into ours with no memory of the other dimension.
Good to see you Swaim. I didn’t fully appreciate you until you were gone. I won’t make that mistake again.
I am honestly so happy to see Michael Swain back on Cracked! With RT dead, this is the little shot of nostalgia I needed.
Was wondering how big the Venn Diagram was, hardly mentioned anywhere else. RIP RT
What is RT?
@@rebuildingrory9704 Rooster Teeth
So good to see you back sir, haven't watched since your departure
Dude was in my non-fiction writing class in college! Amazing talent even though he’s not wearing much velour. I approve! 🫡🏄♂️🌊🤷♀️
I am so jealous. Lol. I had the biggest crush on him back in the day. Haha. Still one of my favorite actors, his timing is impeccable.
I haven't been paying much attention to Cracked content since they let everyone from this era go, but I'll definitely tune in for new Swaim videos!
Yooooo! I can't over state just how hype I was to see Swaim in a Cracked video again
So glad you're back, Swaim! DOB and his emmys can suck it, you were always the funniest one on After Hours. To this day, I will randomly quote, "What else does the card know? ASK IT HOW I DIE!" No one gets it but I always give myself a chuckle.
Great video, looking forward to many more. Maybe the next one can tackle cryogenic freezing?
P.S. I don't really think DOB and his emmys should suck it. DOB is very funny, too.
Woah… did I just travel back in time??
Glad to see Swaim back! I hope whoever got rid of all the video team all those years ago fucking regrets it.
Millennials can finally feel safe watching Cracked again. Good to see Swaim back!
Welcome back Swaim. Next Sci-Fi thing you can look over is Lasers.
Micheal Swaim is back! The internet is finally healing!
I haven't even watched the video yet, but I am so damn happy to see this.
I hope they've hired you to run their entire video production team. It's been rough the last year and a half.
Glad youre back, hope it is a good move for you!
Ma, Pa, get the kids and get on down to the basement - SWAIM'S BACK ON CRACKED!
We missed you!!
I hope your Amsterdam character arc went well. It's amazing to have you back. It would be great to see an updated analysis of potential sci-fi armagedons to see which are most likely
Great to have Swaim back - I've been listening to Small Beans all this time, but it's really great to see him.
Yessssss swaim is backkkk my love i missed u so much
Good to have you back mate love your work
I always love seeing Swaim. It's just nice that he's still doing stuff.
so, the spooky action of entangled particles is that the card is not determined when they depart, through means(tm), it has been established it's *not* merely carrying concealed information.
A Cracked OG! Thank you!
@Drjordanbreeding You left one of your jackets in the office....
👀 ha he was in a recent video on my channel as well… maybe he stole it!
Michael Swaim!!!!!!!!! I still go back and watch After Hours, missed you!!
Did not know cracked still existed until right now.
It appears that humor has returned on Cracked 🤞
I'm sitting here going... do I re-subscribe now to show the algorithm more Swaim please? Or do I wait to see if this is a one off for the channel?
...How many times do I let one CZcams channel break my heart?...
God damn. How is Michael Swaim back on Cracked!
Has Hell frozen over!
Swain returns!
This...pleases me. 😊
I have missed you, Sir Swaim.
Escort Mission when?
Even as somebody who never stopped watching Cracked during the dreaded upheaval, I am ecstatic to have you back, Swaim. I hope you had fun making this vid, because I had fun watching it. 💜
It's so good to have you back!
Welcome back! So happy to see you.
Always ready for more Swaim content!
I haven't watched Cracked in years, but this video was still recommended to me, because I can only assume CZcams knew I loved the old videos with Swaim.
So great to have your back!!!
Love that your back can’t wait for more
So good to see you back!
Only noticed this today, but great to see you again. Hopefully you can bring this channel back to its glory days. I seriously miss classic Cracked.
Glad you're back sir! You were always my favorite
Great to have you back Michael 🙂 I still regularly watch After Hours and several other Cracked series, hope to see more of you here soon
welcome back! happy to see you!
Dudeee welcome back, it's good to see you doing cracked again!! 💕✨
Great to see you back!
Love to see you back dude
Im glad your back!
Good to see you back!
Glad to see you on some new video’s Michael
Haven’t had a reason to watch cracked in ages
Glad you're back!
Good to have you back.
So good! Funny and entertaining. Nice to have you back on Cracked.
Glad to see you back
Dude, it's so good to see you back here. Amazing. Love that.
Oh my god. This makes my soul happy. I have been following everything you have been doing since Cracked, but it's still cool af to see you back!!!
I'm so glad you're back
swaim im so excited to see you back, you are the only reason i will watch this channel
but DOB has 5 emmys
Happy to see you back man, I know it has been a long road, but I love your work.
Welcome back!!!! Awesomestuff!
Best Cracked video in a long long time!
Wow! Great to have Swaim back. Looking forward to more content with him.
Good to see you again!