Margaret is my absolute favorite. She's so interesting, beautiful, and so welcoming. The clicking always relaxes me. I love how E.R. takes her so seriously in his acting, and the role that she's come to take in the whole Rift universe. Thanks so much for yet another wonderful Margaret video! I'll be looking forward to seeing her again next time.
The guy on the previous video was right.. We escaped this place just to come back. We cannot run, we cannot hide.. EDIT: Was actually hype to see my comment get loved by Rift
>Margaret gathering soil >Pyramid Head rolls up with his sword "....." "....- soft clicking and hand gestures -" "... ....." walks off dragging sword "What a kind gentleman."
“You’re just pulling my leg right?” Something would pull your leg for sure. “Okay whatever. Let’s just go. It’s video game time.” NEVER say t-i-m-e when we’re this close to the basement door.
Here in my garden, just bought a brand new, dedicated mask. It's fun to wear around the Arkham Sanitarium. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? K.N.A.W.L.E.D.G.E. That's why I just had all of these patients install their brains into these different flower pots, I plant a new one every day.
For a brief time (like a month, so not brief), I thought he had actually gotten his wife to join his channel! That would be awesome, Rift Family Channel 😂
My head started to itch multiple times troughout the video, and when Margaret actually took off my brain the itching was at its peak. 10/10 would hear again
This is like one of those dreams that gives you a wonderful contented safe feeling but when you try to describe it it sounds like a nightmare. Bridging that gap between dreams and reality helps me to sleep so easily. I wonder if these videos actually help change your brainwaves to ease into sleep not only from the asmr but also from their strange and dream-like qualities! ❤️❤️❤️
@@siroctopus2652 Fine. Let me correct it-Black Panther: Evacuate all other asmr channels, engage Ephemeral Rift ... and get this man to 1million subscribers!
It still blows my fucking mind this guy makes more detailed videos than today's movies and he has been doing this for yes but yet still hasn't cracked 1mil. I'm upset for him and he deserves so much more.
every time someone spells her name wrong, the song starts playing in my head. oh Margaret i love you..... but oh man you creep me outttt... heyyyy Margaret!
Finally, Margaret remembered us and returned! We miss you, Margaret.
I thought she was dead (The spacebar thief video)
I really have missed her
Thank you Margaret, very cool.
@@Bone20647 margaret is ded, she just kinda got "revived?" by clemons...
*_my non-existent brain is pleased_*
500th fucking likkkkeeee
And first godamn comeent
No i was the 500th liar
Worlds best comment on CZcams
You Godless Animal
Son: Why you painting your nails, dad?
ER: Tingles, son. Tingles.
My grandpa paints his toenails for an unknown reason
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku maybe foot fetish porn videos?
@@kacksuppe9219 can you fucking not
@@kacksuppe9219 genuinely don't
@@kacksuppe9219 no
*You have a beautiful brain*
Me: Oh stop it Margaret 😍
Chinito Oppah 🤣
Oh my gawd caren you look fabulous today😁🤣😂😀🤣😁😂😁🤣😁😂😁🤣😂😁😃😁🤣😁😃🤣😁😃🤣😁😃😁🤣😁😃😁🤣😁🤣😃😁🤣😁😃😁🤣😃😁🤣😁😃😁🤣😁😃🤣😁😃😁🤣😁😃🤣😁😃😁🤣😁😃😁🤣😃😁🤣😁😃😁🤣😁😃😁😃🤣
@@dabufboi8976 WTF?! When the autism kicks?......
@@mr.nicevantroll6556 >:( I have autism stop those offensive jokes
@@ses5736 *shouldnt have goten vaccinated*
ER is the tim burton of ASMR
Or the Beethoven
mackyrulez the *GOD* of asmr
He's a SPY!
@@Donny_Grande Tim Burton IS a god.
*90s Tim burton
"Looks like it goes into your skull and into your spinal column"
THEN CAN YOU PLEASE STOP PULLING ON IT!?
Lol
Oh, and now shes cut it off
Just Imagine being ERs wife and entering his room just to see this. ER is in some trouble
His family is probably immune to the crazy by now, lol
She'll probably wonder her nail polish is, if any of those clothes are hers she probably walk in and scold him for using her stuff. xD
Who says he's not married to Magaret? XD
@@Gotmilk0112 to be fair, most of these videos are dark and quiet. easy to hide it :3
Could you imagine tho. This is what he does at like 3:30 when everyone is asleep
Margaret, darling never looks a day over 3 centuries old! 😘😘
MARGARET WHAT A BEAUTY😘😘
Rule 34 artists incoming
Oh god oh fuck not the Rule 34
@@metalholden3768 XD people are people, and some people are just fucked up
:) she is.
Thanks for being gentle with my medula oblongata.
Medulla* lol
@Zend0h "Well, folks...mama's wrong!"
@Zend0h life is like a box of old movies you'll never know what your gonna get
@@shotdriven1953your gonna get Bobby opening a can a whoopass
I thought this said mental bologna
*Cuts yarn attatched to brain*
Dark Souls "You Died" appears.
Oof
Metal Gear Solid Death Sound: Snake, Snake!!!!
You wouldn’t die.... I don’t think... will you?
Mass Effect Critical Mission Failure theme plays.
Misson failed we'll get em next time
With how dirty my brain is now, i’ll need a ‘brainwashing asmr’ video from you Rift
Dude yes
With Corvus
Well said!
Guess you could say you're pretty 'dirty minded'
Very clever
Margaret is my absolute favorite. She's so interesting, beautiful, and so welcoming. The clicking always relaxes me. I love how E.R. takes her so seriously in his acting, and the role that she's come to take in the whole Rift universe. Thanks so much for yet another wonderful Margaret video! I'll be looking forward to seeing her again next time.
My nigga "beautiful" TF
I love Margaret too ♡ She's got her own charm. All the characters do
Just to remember there is an middle aged dude olunder that mask 😂
Random Guy what’s that gotta do with anything?
I made a joke about Margaret burning orphans alive and it seems in character
I just realized he fits the entirety of his beard in that mask
Holy shit dude you’re right
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What if it came out of the masked mouth 😂
What are you talking about, that is Marget, who is "he".
I honestly think that she may be Ers wife
-redhead
-flawless porcelain skin
-lush red lips
-soothing voice
-undead
Margaret checks all the boxes. Any man or woman would be lucky to have her!
undead don't have to breathe
@@FlareFluff what
@@noobterrarian1568looks like someone needs to read up on their lore
@@swaggaming69420 ong Idk what's hapning
Also she's so caring! She kindly and gently planted our brain and even decorated it! More than I could've imagine 😍
Sexy nails, Paul.
This one's going on a shirt. It will sound beautiful without context
Props to you, you did your research.
How’d you know
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku I second the motion
@@MaylaTheCatgirlWell that's another one for the count. Might as well actually start selling them.
The guy on the previous video was right..
We escaped this place just to come back.
We cannot run, we cannot hide..
EDIT: Was actually hype to see my comment get loved by Rift
How are you going to run with your brain buried?
Another good point
With our legs, duh
Larethian God trust me my friend, i dont need it anymore. i haven’t been using it in like 6 years
This place is wonderful.
Ahhh Margaret, my dear, it has been oh so long... good to hear your still clicking.
What it she has a Geiger Counter tho
Not so Crazy Tank she would never stoop so low
This is all fine and dandy until I realize that this is where I got my bad habit of tongue clicking
>Margaret gathering soil
>Pyramid Head rolls up with his sword
"....."
"....- soft clicking and hand gestures -"
"... ....." walks off dragging sword
"What a kind gentleman."
I wonder if the professor ever gets annoyed by Margarets clicking
He finds it sexy
@@nexradio143 lol, just one lone comment and it's perfect
You know he be tapped that shit
I mean he didn't mind her burning his brother so I think he can get past some clicks
@@mr.brightsai6772 ... What?!
I'm very happy to say that Margaret is one of my go-to gals. She just knows exactly how much pressure to apply with a nail.
When I said I had a dirty mind this is not what I meant.
.
.
.
Kind of
Oh, stop it you!
Don’t soil the joke now.
Dont think the other way you shet
the best world's joke award *goes to...*
@@thanosthiccums7277 that was a well planted joke.
Too late, I buried my brain in the immense knowledge of useless info and video game lore
Fucking same
Same but with Memes
Quiz! What is Elder Prince Lorian’s favorite color!
Gamer time, am I right 🅱ois?
@@GastArts Same but with Papers Please.
This woman has some serious problem with burying things:
She's not burying enough stuff
Yesterday I though ""he hasn't done a Margaret video in a long time." And voila! Uncle E's a MIND READER!! O.O!!
One word to describe this ASMR channel is.......
Unique
Another word
Awesome
Amazing
"Peculiar" i would put it
@@scaredstar9127 i was going say that XD
Hmm, how about legendary?
Thank you very much❤️
This is the first time someone makes me feel that I have a brain
Oof
*had
I'm sorry I'll leave
She said that I could get it back after she buried it
Please let me just enjoy my live lady
Dont mind my bad english
@@fuqer7815 lol
Think you meant “stanku very mucho” Tyler ;)
Oh, hello again Margaret.
Been a while :D
40:20
E.R.: I have two families of....
*blanks on Venus fly traps*
small carnivorous plants....
Lol, I just tapped on my video timeline instead of the bookmark you have and landed directly on the thing you were talking about.
That’s so close to being nice
@@revenant9382 We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close
Hmm
Start of Video: "There's a little dirt on your brain"
30 mins in: *Dirt Brain*
It be veray dirtay
Bro, you got dirt brain.
margaret : **holds my brain** what a nice brain you have
me : ooga booga
*invites friends to play hide and seek* you guys aren’t allowed to go in my dads office tho
“Why not?”
Oh, Timmy got transported to an alternate reality a few weeks ago.
“He what?”
And have you ever heard of Pauly Brown?
“No...”
Exactly.
“You’re just pulling my leg right?”
Something would pull your leg for sure.
“Okay whatever. Let’s just go. It’s video game time.”
NEVER say t-i-m-e when we’re this close to the basement door.
lol
Lol this
"I don't buy it."
NO DON'T
*sees this*
"Oh, Uh, That looks sick dude, I want my brain buried next."
After she put those rods in my brain I felt hammered
Here in my garden, just bought a brand new, dedicated mask.
It's fun to wear around the Arkham Sanitarium. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? K.N.A.W.L.E.D.G.E.
That's why I just had all of these patients install their brains into these different flower pots, I plant a new one every day.
Goodbye Brain!!, hope you make friends out there. :)
I STILL sometimes forget that's a man under the mask.
Give the man an Oscar!
For a brief time (like a month, so not brief), I thought he had actually gotten his wife to join his channel! That would be awesome, Rift Family Channel 😂
@@markbleazard9578 he already had his son make some non asmr videos, maybe he could get his wife in on it
@Jake the Snake
That's awesome! How did you find that out?
@@markbleazard9578 he has some videos of when his son "took over" the channel
It is indeed quite a convincing act.
I'm super excited for the body modifications.
My head started to itch multiple times troughout the video, and when Margaret actually took off my brain the itching was at its peak.
10/10 would hear again
Same!! So creeptastic!
Welcome to the ASMR channel, where any universe that exists, belongs to this one.
I feel like my brain is buried every video
(buried into sleep that is...)
niceee
Aren’t you an entire clever?
Deep
Newmono wtf is this shit
H a
I guess it's truly a Dirty Mind
.
.
.
I'll take my leave now.
OOOO LOOK AT HER! Face tattoos revoked, nails painted, hair nice and combed. We stan a glow up.
Keep up the great work, Uncle E. ✨
Next time i want soulsand soil from the nether
Nah we need to get the ashes dealer and get Thanos' ashes. I would ask for Corvus' ashes, but we don't want someone who was an impersonator
We also need Unkindled Ash
@@nexradio143 this statement is quite true
holy crap
When you realize he painted his nails just to make this video.
he mentioned in a comment that he did not have nail polish, so he improvised and used sharpie 😂😂
oh sweet Margaret, you can bury me anytime
I don't mind since it's so relaxing
Suffer you MLP fan
@@legitrobbin I dunno, looks like your normal weeb to me
LOL even worse
@@legitrobbin MLP are fucking worse dude, what drugs are you on?
@@legitrobbin Says the one named Itachi
This is weird. First time watching a Margaret video. Interesting, though.
Also, nice nails!
Yeah Margaret waa a bit much for me at first but you grow into it
Mr. BrightSai haha. GROW into it.
Just a friendly reminder there is a middle aged man under all these masks
UPLOAD FOOL
Do jager asmr
And he is married and has a son
Just a friendly reminder that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob’s soul for 62 cents.
Dennis Rader is that you?
This is like one of those dreams that gives you a wonderful contented safe feeling but when you try to describe it it sounds like a nightmare. Bridging that gap between dreams and reality helps me to sleep so easily. I wonder if these videos actually help change your brainwaves to ease into sleep not only from the asmr but also from their strange and dream-like qualities! ❤️❤️❤️
you thought is was a comment about this video but it was me dio!
NANI?!?!!!!???!!?!!!!!!
To be continued...
KILLA QUEEN BITES THE DUST WENT INTO EFFECT SO NOW YOU NEVER COMMENTED
Oh, you're approaching me?
Instead of running away, you're coming right at me?
Margret my dear, so wonderful to finally join you
Is that Black Goku?
Black Panther: Evacuate all other asmr channels, engage Ephemeral Rift ... and get this man to 700K subscribers!
Tranquilizing Asmr those are rookie numbers
@@siroctopus2652 Fine. Let me correct it-Black Panther: Evacuate all other asmr channels, engage Ephemeral Rift ... and get this man to 1million subscribers!
@@sleepmeditation147 this man deserves a million more than most
It still blows my fucking mind this guy makes more detailed videos than today's movies and he has been doing this for yes but yet still hasn't cracked 1mil. I'm upset for him and he deserves so much more.
@@zensalami 1000000000% agree
it's been a while Margaret, I intend to visit your garden again soon.
😏
Ayyyy ibuki pfp, great choice. Much respect
@@pancakes8816 I mean, she is best girl
@@caesarin0 you are GOD DAMN RIGHT, never let anyone tell you otherwise. Ibuki best girl all the way
Just what I needed after an irritating shift at work. 😌
my favorite part about ER’s videos is that, without context, reading the description only makes you even more confused
Didn’t know I had this thing called a “brain” I thought I just had a little T-Rex in there controlling me
...
What?
Omg same my t rex is named harry
Billy Jameson that’s really funny, mine is Jerry!
r/iamveryrandom
Nick Fulton r/wooosh
Creepy in all the right ways! 😆🔥
@Dante 16 test
Oh, dear Margaret, I love your new makeup. It so tingly fits this pleasant procedure. Please, go on...You creep me up, but I love you...
every time someone spells her name wrong, the song starts playing in my head. oh Margaret i love you..... but oh man you creep me outttt... heyyyy Margaret!
Ephemeral Rift, please start your own film company or something...
No, he needs to write a book. Look at all the good shit on his website about the universes
Margaret is back and better than ever!! Look at those nails! Her self-care is PEAKED!
Thank You, thank You, thank You!!! I’m so happy to see Margaret again! It seems that she is my asmr drug
Aprntly they're sharpies according to Papa Rift himself
could that red thread be connected to The Arkham P.I's investigation board?
That's what I was thinking
Which means that the P.I. could get found out
Tampering. All videos are connected in even the most minute ways
@@lukewatters6855 no I mean actually connected to the board.
I MISSED THIS QUEEN
9:25 That string controlls my happiness and sanity please do not cut it
It’s from the PI video where everything is connected... even you...
This is the one character that I can never truly believe is ER, even though it is.
Looks like my original comment was too offensive so nobody gonna know what I said 😂
Gender is fake all hail Margaret
It takes a real man to dress like a woman
Gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms. Duh. 😂
@@angel_cake07 got big brain 😂
Now I wanna know 😂
This is my first encounter with Margaret and I’m gonna be honest, this has been the best brain hurrying I’ve been a part of
I'm waiting for the day Paul loses it and goes Margaret full time
Yeah, but it’s just his normal voice and everything, and he’s just saying stuff, like a whole different language that he makes up.
Honestly I'd be okay with it if he could maintain his freedom and safety whilst doing so
"I'm just going to give it a little spritz" **starts unscrewing the top of the spray bottle**
Which part of the vid was that?
Anyone noticed the red string that appears occasionally in Rift’s videos? And they’re all in Arkham Sanitarium. I’m starting to see a pattern here.
I.. I dont know how to feel about this. Goodnight, I guess?
CreamyMustard good morning 😝
iXPhazeri good afternoon.
Good evening
Good day
Creamy Mustard.... I dont know how to feel about *creamy mustard*
Thank you Margaret! I’ve got to work an overnight shift later this evening, this will help me relax
This is your brain: 6:05
This is your brain on ASMR: 59:00
It's been a while since we've had a Margaret video
What is with your profile pic
God himself
@@notsocrazytank707 the king if slaughter the monster of monsters the hero of the sentinels
Coom guy
@@distant1334 good
Margaret! You’ve changed the hairstyle :3 so lovely 😊
her tape gloves screams at me "ur not fashionable enough to be in my garden"
Oh I’ve been needing this after being stuck in the garden for a while
It’s the middle of the day but who cares!!
Time to sleep I guess
I’m suppose to be packing my stuff to move but that can wait
It’s called a nap 😂
One of these times she’s coming on with finger knifes and I won’t be surprised
Don't go giving ER any mischievous ideas.
Had to come back to this video 3 years later, Margaret has always been one of my favorite characters
ER, your videos are just brilliant, your imagination is unmatched by any other ASMR channel. Good job!!
I miss Margaret 😊 Im always waiting on her next video. I think shes my favorite character🌞
"Mom why is dad pretending to be the creepy lady again?" "For the tingles timmy...for the tingles"
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Also me: B-But I need my brain..how else am I gonna say "I have big brain"
This brain massage at 7:27 did its job excellent. The first ASMR experience in a long time.
Thank you Margaret, you're a true specialist.
Perfect timing! I'm so happy
*Aloe* Is said 14 times in this video.
You know how weird it would look if Margaret’s mouth moved as she talked
Margaret is my favorite ❤️❤️ She’s so kind and affirming, yet unnerving. Nice job on another video ER, sleeping good tonight!
What happened to all of your face tattoos, Margaret? I actually liked them...
Icon is cool.
omg, this is so weird and so amazing at same time 😍😂
I really, really like this simple and clean look Margaret has picked up.
Seen Margaret for the first time in 7th grade, now I’m a senior in high school...she hasn’t aged a bit ❤️
The most uncomfortable comfort I've had in a long time ;-)
“Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever”
ER: Hold my upside down soil bag
You know, I had a brain, that is until I watched this awesome video
Oh blessed Margaret, I have awaited your return in the garden.
I always knew deep down that I was a pot head.
ER reminds me of Sheogorath, the daedric prince of madness in Skyrim. Everything is so unexpected...
Son: Mom? Where is Dad?
Mom: He's in the basement dressed as a girl putting soil on a brain and putting needles in it.
I laughed out loud and my fiance become concerned lmfao
Son: I don’t want to be in this family anymore...
Son:dad who?
6:48 "Oh, you have a little dirt on your brain"
**Proceeds to burry it in dirt. I'm sorry, "soil".**