Ari Shaffir - Butt Stuff - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 17. 02. 2015
- Ari Shaffir tries something different in bed, but it goes very, very poorly.
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“There’s no worse STD than a baby” 😂
dude ive been on a binge watching this dude hes hilarious
Check out his podcast, Skeptic Tank. It's rad like him.
@@OuroboroArturo me tooo
I adore him.
Same
Found him on this day. Been binging for hours now
For those who aren't familiar with the Hebrew phrase at 8:50, בתיאבון "b'teavon" is basically the same as saying "bon appetit."
Thanks
Just what I was looking for! Thank you.
תודה!
Thx dude
I don't speak french
That guy in the back, making faces like it's all happening to him right at the moment hahah
"Hungry Hungry hippo Ass"
I need this on a hoodie
Do you really tho?
yes preston
yes i do
Perfect christmas story
The show was sooooo much better with Ari. I can't believe CC banished him from his own show cause he dared do a Netflix special.
I'm happy he has a special. He deserves it! Bout to go watch that tonight!
Yeah, fuck Comedy Central.
Comedy Central is a shit hole.
I’m all for Ari and not CC in this case. They should give him back his intellectual property.
"Hungry hungry hippo ass", that's a classic!
Ari, Tom and Bert. The most laughs I've ever shit out.
Y- You laugh out your ass? wtf?
I'm just binge watching tf out of Ari Shaffi This Is Not Happening videos
Same. Watching every last one on here.
Busted out laughing when Ari hit us with the air quotes. Hilarious.
She didn't go ahead and update him on his "altered" flight plan? Like, when you set the plan out, most women usually give you a warning that you're in the wrong neighborhood. Metaphors.
Simple Sonata 😂
Who's flying from neighborhood to neighborhood?
I know you commented this 5 years ago, but I just wannna show you some love. AMAZING comment. Thank you.
@@sydneyhensley4444 i know this was 11 months ago but also amazing comment haha lol im fucking wsted
So he is Napolean Dynamite's cooler older brother. Right?
funny
you're just jealous because he's been chatting with hot chicks on the internet all day
Wait, wasn't SHE supposed to notice?
I was thinking that too.. like he SHOULD have said something if it didnt feel right. But like.... she would have been the first to notice
He even made the point that any sexually active person with a vagina will IMMEDIATELY let you know when you're going for the wrong hole
Unless they were both HEAVILY intoxicated, then I could sort of understand but yeah
@@helloimellieful I would think someone who doesn't have sex often would notice a lot quicker because like nothing has ever been up there lmao unless she stretches really easily and lubed the fuck up. Drugs and/or alcohol can play a big part in it though.
She just wanted a baby lets be adults.
Ari had me rolling again. He said "Yes" so fast. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video
Best episode so far I haven't laughed out loud so much to stand up in a while.
No.
"other genus of hard-ons" lol
my favorite part haha
"What are you Mexican or something," 😂😂😂
I'm actually lost, what was the joke behind that?
8:50 "B'tei avon" --> Hebrew: "Enjoy your meal."
Tal Moore thankyou
"there's a cure but its pretty illegal" no one in the crowd laughed but i fucking died
Ari Shaffir is damn funny. I watched him before and he always delivers best jokes!
Love these Apex Twin intros, with their sick get ready for "Fun" stories.
Did you mean _"Aphex Twin"?_
I seriously have that one bottle of lube that's been sitting there for God know how long half full. The bottle of lube has even changes houses with me haha.
Leonard Carlson same lol.
"... there's a cure for it, but it's *way* illegal." Lol, brilliant.
These "this is not happening" episodes are really making me sad that I never had cable
Ehhh this 10 minute joke would have taken about 20 on cable soo your just missing the commercials if anything lol!
favorite comedian
Ari is pretty underrated.
Ari always make me laugh so hard
9:30 Lol Ari took the words right out of my mouth
when it goes in the wrong hole, the woman would ever so gently say
NO
NO
NOOOOOOO
(With swatting motions like she's shooing a fly away) 😂
Then you reply *Bite The Pillow I’m Goin In Dry*
I think If a girl says wrong hole the only good is answer “well yeah this should be mila kunis’ ass but here we are@
Nooo my ex did this dry and I kicked him and was crying
9:58 watch the guy to the left as his face changes hahahaha
Lol
This was so funny 😂
go ari! best show ever
Omg this was so hilarious
Precious! I laughed sooo hard.
9:57: "hungry hungry hippo ass" look at the dude in the blue shirt in the background, youre welcome
Zachary Alton I made the same exact as I watched him
It's been long enough for it to recommend Ari again
“Meh we’re done” sounded like Brandon Novak
YO I JUST DIED LAUGHING 9:52 INTO IT. I HAVEN'T LITERALLY LAUGHED OF JOY IN A WHILE. 👍
Kevin Christy... CRUSHING IT!
this was so hilarious
Damn, Ari. Slay'd it.
With love from Wales.
Closed it so strong, 10/10 on the last two lines!
I hate people that hate Ari Shaffir
+HipsterHolocaust what the fuck
it would help if he was funny
No one hates him, it's just that he's a jew
I hate people that hate people that hate Ari Shaffir.
I hate people that hate people that hate people that hate Ari Shaffir.
My nigga ari
Rocking that Napoleon Dynamite suit lol
Wow, that was hilarious
This crowd sucks, like seriously did you go out to funerals to find them?
that girl was dying
its not true just because You say so.
Are you the fucking crowd police? Get lostvtroll
TheCaymanRasta HehEHEH
gO tO tRuTHCoNtESTCom< rEAd The PREsent
thomascampr Good one.
All I do is watch theses all day everyday 25/8
Found him yesterday, non stop laughing
Ari you the man.
Lmao genus of hard ons 😂😂😂
Bro that totally happened to me man makes it so much funnier
Ari hilarious
BRING BACK ARI🙋♀️
6:20 absolutely made me lose my shit hahahaha this guy is crack up
I lost my mind when he said hungry hippo. 🤣
GET ARTIE LANGE ON THIS!
That'll fill the next 3 seasons
He has been now
he was
Ari is great at telling stories.
Dont move 😂
This exact same thing of mistaken hole identity happened to me before too..
1:00 for the start
I love this guy
This dude is so nonchalant fucken funny as hell...
3 point stance..funny af
Saw Ari open at just for laughs years back
Even funnier nowadays
The intros are fine
But waiting’s a sin
The video starts at 1:00 in
My girl loves it!
Ari is fs in the top ten comics of all time
Been exactly there.
That was awesome. But as far as anal horror stories, you dodged a bullet
This bit thxD
This Is Not Happening, Fucking Excellent every episode
Ari is awesome !!! So true , so funny !!!!!
"Pregnant? What, are u Mexican?' 😮😂
7:24 literally dying
Guy in the blue shirt when he said "are you Mexican " definitely looked at someone Hispanic to cage their reaction before he laughed 🤣🤣🤣
Give aRi his show back!
Whats the name of the song used for the intro?
Haha!! Can someone explain to me the "What are you, Mexican?" Joke though, that one didn't register for me LOL
Brown baby = brown shit?
Preston Wagner There's a stereotype that Hispanic woman get pregnant extremely easy. I can only assume it kinda started because the main religion is catholicism and the catholic church is anti-condom.
+john pshitek your a fucking dipshit.
Uh may zing!
“With your hungry hungry hippo ass” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Oh my God, Ari is a fucking savage! My ribs hurt! xD
This dude is toooo fucking funny 😆
This was funny shit.
Look in for the "did he just introduce himself"
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Lmao halfsies on a day after pill
What girl wants someone to last 2 minutes
@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 haha yup! Time is $$
A girl that has shit to do the next day?
oh ari shaffir... you arent the only one bro
Hahaha omg hungry hungry hippo ass haha amazing haha
Watching this guy high is the best
KOBE
"if you see [someone with a sleeve of tattoos], theres one thing you can guarantee, not a virgin" well clearly the universe is telling me to get a sleeve before losing my v-card 🤷
3:04 oooooh
Yo I lost it at hungry hungry hippo ass!!!
bring back Ari!
I bought this, I usully dont do that sort of thing... worth it.
It's game time.