Jim Norton - My First Bris - This Is Not Happening
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- čas přidán 9. 04. 2019
- Jim Norton describes his experience attending a bris for the first time and wonders about the history of the practice. (Contains strong language.)
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Love that moment at 2:36. Always appreciated how all humans can recognize a genuine laugh, and instantly connect with that person.
that was the funniest part of all!
He had such a genuine smile he’s great
:')
Sounds like rogans laugh
2:36 That dear woman was so not done laughing and it made him super happy. And it was a big laugh like I've run out of air but I still need to laugh.
lol yea and when he heard that it seems like he got a little bit of energy lol super hyped haha
Love when they hear a particular laugh and notice it.. thanks for this
Her laugh made me smile so much. Its so wholesome when someone has a good laugh
Haha and that little nod he gives
The ladies genuine off time laugh was priceless !
bro is educating, defending his POV, and he manages to make everyone laugh while doing it. very good content indeed Mr. Norton!
Like five comments in, yours is the first that isn't totally...regarded.
And, it's coherent and well put together.
Jimmy is a naturally articulate comedian, him & Patrice O' Neal could legitimately talk what make's good comedy, lol :3
that's been his calling card for the last 20 years. He's a smart dude.
"maybe he just got caught and was a quick thinker" man, I love his way of thinking xD
Revolutionary
😂👌 and all this time they've been following (in his) footsteps
He's a quick thinker
Hands down Jim Norton is one of the top comedians in the series. The structure of each joke , coupled with well timed punchlines is golden. This was a classic.
My! What I would do For a Patrice ONeal This is not Happening!!
That would have been a good one.
Really!
Random capitalization. How's that working out for you?
Patrice!
Vodou. I miss Him
“It’s like trying to make a palace guard laugh” lol
lol
Jim Norton has a great style. Classic but strong. Tells a good story with a bunch of punchlines.
Jim Norton one of the most underrated comedians out there. He is always great
So true
Harvey, Hughley, Cedric, Mac were the Original Kings of Comedy... Norton, Rogan, Burr, Segura, Kreischer, CK are the new Kings.
Idk man, really don't find him funny at all
kttattara
Cough.. Stanhope.
😂😂😂😂😂 this was so FUCKING good. 2:36 I swear I died, no-one was expecting that but it was so darn cute.
I'm glad you time stamped it. Jim is funny, but that laugh was gold.
That was such a great laugh lol
Right?! Delayed, then straight up betrayed by her chortle.
@@r4ng3k03r1 the more delay, the more enjoyment of the joke I guess
@@r4ng3k03r1 This lol, people dont get the ball busting.
Was I the only one thinking about that scene in Seinfeld when Kramer took the child at the Bris to stop the circumcision?
Nope. When he asked if people knew what a bris is, I was thinking, _Who hasn't seen Seinfeld??_
I feel like this entire bit was taken from Seinfeld, even when he talks about how certain dicks have no personality is almost word for word what Elaine says in that episode. BTW its season 5 episode 5 "The Bris"
Jim Norton has avoided Seinfeld and other comedians so much it's actually a pretty common occurrence.
On his radio show his co host and producer often point out how unaware this sweet boy is.
No pun intended but the mohel was a real prick
I feel bad, these dudes probably spend a lot of time on the intros that I skip 98% of the time
You got this internet thing figured out!
Cute joke, I sure wonder where I've seen it before. Sounds familiar. 🤔
It's not the produced part of the intro I hate, it's them taking the middle or the end of the joke out of context and shoving it onto the front as a clip. Only way to be sure you get the full story in its proper context is to skip all of it.
When ari hosted it they were cool n different then after they affirmative actioned the new host they just aren't funny anymore
Don’t feel bad it’s just unnnecssaey bs so Ari can take his cut
this guy was great in the movie split
Fuck Yeah he was!!!!
Lmao that's not him
@@voodooprince459 sarcasm
@@voodooprince459 woooosshhh
Thats funny
2:35 perfect laugh placement
This is very long await for me! Love that little worm Jim.
ComicBook Chaos #27
Earthworm Jim? Lol
Jim "The Naked Turtle" Norton.
fuck yeah aquabats! . well older aquabats cat with two heads era . skank out oi. said some random 41 year old weird comment guy on youtube. i still get down
Snail without a shell
it takes 13 right clicks to skip the intro completely
Double taps for us sophisticated folks.
press L instead. J or L jump the video and K starts stops. T makes it bigger and F fullscreen. M mute
caCalifornia tell us more shortcuts. That was cool
we miss you ari
wait does nobody use the arrow keys?
Well I guess I'm not getting my kids circumcised 🤣🤣
Steezus Christ FGM is criticized worldwide. MGM is just accepted for really no reason. Religion plays a role in both, so what’s the big idea.
I saw Jim live and he was hilarious. I got to meet him and we talked for a while. He’s a super nice guy.
He looks like hes wearing a yarmulke(yamika) under his scalp.
I cracked tf up
Bruh.... 😂
@David Ortiz Ok David Ortiz.
@David Ortiz I changed it
Stealth 100
2:35 Priceless laugh and Jimmy's reaction :)
Jimmy killed this set. There were so many small quips the audience missed. A1
Even then it still wasn't that funny, sadly..garnered a few smirks but that's it
@@jonslg240 Not his best, but yea
So many punchlines... hilarious man 😂
Absolute gold. He needs to come back with more stories. His delivery and story telling was on point. This CZcams series never disappoints in introducing great comedians to me
The dude who said "whoa" when he found out how the blood was cleaned. Goodness. That hurt me.
the entire process and concept should hurt all of us. it should be outlawed
This is all news to me as well. People don’t always know everything that you do, sir.
@@lechsiz1642 nie tylko
Chip is impressed with Jim’s set at 7:21 😂😂😂
Who da fook is Chip
@@tune6000 his alter ego.
Uncle Paul was the one who excepted the invitation
His reaction at 12:01 kills me 😂😂😂
I was searching the comments for someone else who was as moved by whatever noise that was 🤣
Yes so great hahah mm
That was so good lol
“Mohelester” it all makes since now!
"WhY dOn'T I JuSt uSe tHe cLoTh?...." sniffs😂😂
I Wish Norton Did This When Ari Was Still Hosting..
I just wish Ari was still hosting.
It was kind of petty of Comedy Central to kick him for going with Netflix for his special. I mean they paid him way more
Moongoose McQueen for sure that’s what happened?
@@louism9790 unfortunately yes. He talk about it at a show
I wish people would stop posting comments about Ari and move on with their lives. Roy Wood is fantastic. Ari was great too, but it’s been how long already?
I was waiting to hear Ant's laugh. Jimmy is the best.
Or Patrice.. now I'm sad......
This just convinced me to be against circumcision
Kurly Kayla #🐘pride
It's for health reasons (so they say) which I kind of understand. "UTI's are frequent and can endanger the child blah blah" but my main reason for doing it, is that it is suspected that the foreskin makes a dick even more sensitive, which in turn causes a lot more minute men. Honestly I've never seen my foreskin, but still I miss it. It was a part of me and now it's gone. 😥 sure I would potentially be a "two pump chump" if I still had it, but still...
🙌🏾🙌🏾
@@zzdesolatezz Actually it's the opposite you last longer
@@gkkato9249 I last FOREVER without it, to the point in which we end up hurting lol. So I guess it just depends on the person.
I was going to circumcise my son but watched a video in the hospital on the procedure and after care, and said "oh hell no". Still no regrets 13 years later.
Good mom.
I bet his significant other will
I should thank mom for not mutilating my genitals considering how prevalent it is.
Jim's a great comic. To take a subject like this and make it funny, informative, thought-provoking, and creepy all at the same time.
Bravo Jimbo!
He's got that coke sniff tho
Yes Jim Carrie bis great
Smokey Rockwell like circumcision Jim sucks. But he's a genius comic lol
He’s a comedic genius
That is spot on Tip.
This just made me feel so much better about being uncircumcised, I'm constantly in shame about it but in a weird way this made me feel better about myself.
Abe Cedeefgee now I’m wondering if all the chill guys in the world are uncircumcised 🤔
shame? for keeping all of your parts/skin? all of your sensation/nerve-endings?
@ibigrooster11 I've heard them say that, but it is about an unerect Johnson, I think.
@Michael that's a real nice thing to say.
Why would you feel weird? I think that you feel weird that you're uncut, is weird. Any guy or girl that says anything about is weird and dumb.
One time in the middle of Algebra II the teacher got a call from her daughter. She called only to tell the teacher about some guys standing in the middle of the road holding signs saying things like 'penises should not have scars' and other things about anti circumcision.
Wow , he's been saying this since o & a. Man stays with his convictions. Good on you.
i remember reading something on the news about a moil giving babies herpes
See there are all sorts of benefits!!
*Reading* something *on* the news?
Yes, it happened in Brooklyn. First the local government wanted to regulate moils. Then the orthodox community got super upset about the government trying to "dictate how they practice their religion'. Then the government downgraded the original idea to simply passing out pamphlets that explains the possible dangers of the bris. This again resulted in outrage. They really don't care as much about the possibility of their babies getting herpes!
It's a common thing
2:30 what a great laugh
We gotta get another Netflix
special from this guy
I've been marathoning these when I draw because they're fun stories and keep my mind occupied. 8:16 was the first thing, through all of them, that has made me actually laugh and now I have a pen scratch on my piece😭😭
AND THE ON THE SPECTRUM JOKE GOT ME AGAIN. I will have to check out his other stuff 😂
That sucks >.
“No it’s okay it’s a rescue!”
Rubbing on the back of someone’s knuckles. Lmao. That had me in tears.
Spent so long watching Jim's podcasts that I almost forget what a genuinely good comedian he is..
That whole scene he painted just sounded evil af
It is evil as fuck. I remember the outbreak of herpes in babies in New York due to the "traditions" of the Mohels.
It's disgusting.
I hope this puts things in perspective for people who haven't really given the subject a second thought.
Yes because circumcision is evil af
I've seen one worse. There's an obscure Kafka journal entry where he described one of these in *heavy* detail. We read it in creative writing class and even the girls crossed their legs.
It's archaic and evil, no reason to do it these days, end circumcision!
It’s like making a palace guard laugh 😂
So many quotable lines ! Love himmmm
I'm glad Jimmy's jokes weren't cut off because they made me laugh
I love Jim Norton. I seen his special on the degenerates, it's the best one on the whole series! Love you Jim!!
It really is, he doesn't shy away from making the crowd uncomfortable and then making them laugh.
Sam looks like that monster from pans laberynth with the eyes in its hands!
Hearing a baby cry from that really is the worst sound to ever hear it’s truely haunting
Norton ,you are a LEGEND!!! HILARIOUS
I usually skip the intro but that was the first time ive seen that one and when the old man at the end went "cheerios" i lost my shit
Your heels will lift!
jim has gotten so much better since he first hit the scene dude oh my god this is easily one of my favorite of his acts
More of Jim Norton please ! Enjoy his sketches so much
This is the best one. It wins. Series over
haven't really paid attention to Jim for a few long years, yeah he's funny! Good Show too.
I did not know how funny Jim Norton is!
1:43 "And I went 'ssuure, ssuuure...'"
About time you got Jimmy on.
Lil' Jimmy! I was hoping he would do one!
look how diverse the opening credits sequence is. good for you comedy central you really satisfied my needs.
fam 5:37 , I wasn't ready for that at all. I can't even
This is a crazy practice
big fan of jim’s and this was a great set, HOWEVER, this show specifically is about stories. this was basically just a stand up set
Joe Tontillo l noticed he just went fully to do a set. But the story didn't have an ending. It was really disturbing though. So l understand why he opted to go for sex jokes at the end.
The story kicked it off. The Bris that he went to.
This makes me laugh so loud I love it!
Jim Norton is the man!!
That was a masterful performance.
Wow there was a lot going on in this segment, but I really love how he threaded his observations on genitalia, religion and body image into one rollercoaster set 🙃👏🏾😁
Loved the Barfly reference! Classic movie!
Comedy, the only good thing to come out of ANY religion.
2:36🤣
I wish I had watched this before having my son.
It never crossed you're mind it's fucked up? xD All religions are IF anything anti-god.
#🐘pride
@B Mov look, Americans are just starting to wake up to a lot of bullshit. It's on a 15 year curve...15 years from now, they'll just be starting to see that adrenochrome addicted, baby-eating, fancy people run the politics, military, government & Hollywood. But, they won't have a way to stop it ... It's all by design. Shhhh! 🤷♀️😱😜🙏☮️🐍🇺🇲😴
That loose tube sock joke was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
JN is one of the few people that can turn an episode of This Is Not Happening into a short special
"maybe he got caught and was a quick thinker" 😂😂
Not Mickey Rourke from Barfly! Classic😂😂😂
This whole thing is like that Seinfeld episode. It's the exact same and in order 😂
awesome! more Jim Norton!!!
Thank Jim's mom and dad for fukin and conceiving him!
I need another comedy special Jim! Your funny as hell.
Listening/Watching Jim is like finding out the creepy janitor at your elementary school is this funny
Jim is amazing as always
"I told Roy to mention it in the intro but he fucked it up..."
Woah. lol
Wow funniest I’ve ever seen Norton!! Always been great on O&A & Sirius but never enjoyed his standup until now
just saw him in sf and he murdered.
That was Jimmy's best bit I've ever heard.
Jim Norton - always funny AF.
I love Jim, he's honestly in my top 5 best comedians
Norm is the goat
"is this thing on the spectrum?" oh my GOD I just about died🤣 my therapists believe Im on the spectrum, and let me tell you 99% of my reactions to everything are practiced or acted out on the spot 💀
1:28 that's the best head turning for hearing the word circumcission that I've ever seen
This is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries
Jim is hilarious! Comedy central, give this man a damn special!
Coffindragger, never thought id see you here. Nice to see other metalheads here
6:50 BOBO SPOTTING
Fawk Yea! 🙌
Jimbo! 👏👏👏
I think little Jimmy Norton is criminally underrated as a comic because of his content
Watched while taking a dump. Laughed so hard I cleaned the pipes for a week!😂💩🤣🥒
Man, that made me laugh hard 😂😂
My number 1 in my top 5 comics PERIOD
One of the best, Norton
Amazing one! A full journey. LOL