Dan Cummins - Vegas, Acid and Enya - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 11. 07. 2016
- Dan Cummins recalls the time when he did a bunch of LSD in Las Vegas and completely lost touch with reality.
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Fear and loathing in Las Vegas is the reason why I took acid for the first time. The problem is, I eventually moved to a hippie community in the middle of nowhere and I took acid almost every day and now I regret it. I've never really been the same. Shit is still really weird to me and I don't have a good grip on reality anymore. If you're gonna try acid, don't do what I did and take it religiously, a couple times is enough. Anymore than that and you're not in Kansas anymore Toto.
@Red Nightshade Hey I’m very sorry that happened to you. Unlike many ppl (specifically the ones replying to this thread & dogging my man Dan out)- I didn’t do anything harder than weed, pain pills (my own, long story that doesn’t end well), & I drank a little bit in high school. It wasn’t until I was 19 & then stopped 2 yrs later doing acid. What sucks is that my final trip on acid (the bad one) was so scary that I never got to experience shrooms. In the right setting, even now in my late 30s, I might try them because ppl say it’s so different. So did you actually do acid like day after day after day? I only did it on weekends because it took me a while to get my grip back. This one summer my friends & I did it a lot! And of course there was that one person who would eat a 10 strip by themselves! To me, that’s nuts. Sure I had a full on conversation with a cat in my buddy’s bathroom & that shit was hilarious after someone realized “hey where’s Sheri?” & knocked on the door looking for me. I’m interested in your experience, like did you take a bunch every time? Did you ever trip alone? Not me!- too scary! I did often mix X with acid & that was my faaaaavorite!!! But like anything else, if id done it too often, it would’ve been super bad. You say that it changed you. How long ago was this?
The intros on this show are top notch
@@ArkaeaFCL3 man that sucks you are absolutely right tho, an ex girlfriend of mine took some of that shit even tho I told her she should not do it but not taking my advice she took a bunch anyway then drove her car and totalled her car and got some brain damage. She has never been the same it is really sad because she was a very very nice and cool person but now she looks like a homeless man and has broken into my house and beat the shit out of me (I didnt want to hit her so I basically just tried my best to block her) I'm sorry you aren't the same anymore it is very sad and I feel your pain obviously not exactly the same but I somewhat understand
Drugs are a tool for self-discovery. Know your body, know your mind, know your source, and only trip around people you trust in a safe place.
This is probably my favorite Ted talks
GettInWhErEuFitIN holy shit....a year later, such an underrated comment. 👏🏼
GettInWhErEuFitIN
Best ted talks EVER!!!
right?
GettInWhErEuFitIN Facts bro!
Oh for fucks sake, this isn't a TED talk. It's a _TEDx_ talk, there's a difference. Noobs!
I love how he talks out of perspective while being on acid. The ''logic'' that you make as a person while tripping is really interesting.
Ben Smedes ... one time in college at a party I asked a friend to lock me in a closet and feed me cigarettes for a few hours. I had taken 7 hits of liquid acid. He did not oblige me... about 30 minutes later I watched the people on the dance floor turn into spartan warriors, dinosaurs and animals, I looked down at my own arm and watched it grow fur. even as a very experienced person I couldn't keep it together in public under those circumstances, I lost my shit and freaked out. At very high doses of hallucinogens what you experience can be so incredibly real that it really is your reality at that time.
Jay Crew I did some acid once. Did a lot of drops (don’t know how much exactly but it was waaay to much) and I ended up forgetting what humans were and even what life was. Acid can be really fun and inspiring but too much isn’t fun at all.
Split a 15 strip with a buddy once. An hour after peak he’s naked in the back of his moms blazer, that we pushed outta his driveway, saying “Mommy make it stop, mommy make it stop, MOM MAKE IT STOP!”...
Did I mention it was Halloween night??
;)
Thank you for sharing your stories :) It's really interesting to listen to other people's experiences.
Agreed & it’s probably never possible to explain in words because it is a different reality.
The most impressive part of this is that they managed to eat pizza on acid
bread mouthfeel go brrrr
Exactly!
That’s risky
That’s what I was thinking the whole time. I once tried to eat a Taco Bell burrito off of 2 hits and all I tried to do was separate the contents of the burrito in my mouth and spit them out individually.
@@jessekaye5583 holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this!!
This man is a lot funnier than the crowd gave him credit for
Luke Perry If you saw him live, you'd be dying of laughter as well
Funniest part was at 14:30. "I feel I was one hit away from still wondering the strip saying 767777...are you kidding me pizza not real HAHAHA OK!" I must have played that part over and over again like 10 times. SOOO funny!
nahp
Rob Heine k pal
Rob Heine that must mean no one anywhere will or can find it funny in any capacity
"This isn't a good town for psychedelic drugs."
-Hunter S. Thompson
But its the perfect town for ether.
You're an idiot, ether puts you out.. what's the fun in that shit head
Rodney Pratt it’s from a book bro, maybe if you were smarter you wouldn’t be such an aggressive prick...
@@rodneypratt4324 dick
Rodney Pratt lol you’re a fuckin idiot
You can tell a lot of people in that crowd couldnt relate, because I could and he was hilarious. Tears are rolling down my face in laughter!!
One thing I've learned from this series is that if you think you've gotten a bad batch of acid, you didn't.
Truth. If you think you've got a "bad hit" drink some orange juice and wait another half hour.
“Please Enya, turn these blood walls into waterfalls” needs to be embroidered on a pillow
"Good acid comes on slow. The first hour is all waiting, and then about halfway through the second hour you start cursing the creep who burned you because nothing's happening. And then.... ZANG."
Paraphrased.
Lord Haberdasher mescaline **
Please tell me you brought the golf shoes
Some body tell me about the fucking golf shoes,can't walk in this muck,and there I was in the middle of a reptile zoo,and some body was feeding alcohol to these fucking things,holy Jesus look at that bunch over there!!!!😐😮😣
Best performance by Depp. Evar.
@@greezooo I mean he was best friends with hunter s tompson so he knew all the ins-and-outs of his personality
“We’re gonna lay down and focus on our breathing because things are getting a little weird” 😭
Most underrated comedian today. Dan is a great comedian.
acid/mushroom stories are always great. loved this one. well done dude.
They're boring to me, it's like listening to someone describe a dream. Maybe if you've never done acid this kind of story is interesting but if you've done it this is pretty standard.
@@Vichedges You're boring.
Craig Conant shroom story is amazing
Everyone's trips are different' That's why I like hearing about other's experiences. @@Vichedges
"aciT"
MKC came to the comments just to say this
Lmfao! I cant stop hearing it!
David Gamboa I came to the comments just to see who mentioned in and was gonna say what you said lol the irony
Thank fucking christ I'm not the only one that heard it. I thought I was too high for a moment
MKC it was driving me crazy!
Please enya turn these blood walls into waterfalls
One of the best lines I've ever heard, and it fell flat
I read this as soon as it happened
I need you now more than ever!! Lol🤣
If y’all liked this story, you should check out his Podcasts (Timesuck, Scared to Death and Is We Dumb)
Hail Nimrod!
+1 agreed all amazing
3 out of 5 stars!
👍👍👍!!
What is big deal?
Show biz!!!
I did shrooms and went to the zoo. What I didn't know is that they had all glass enclosures. And I thought I was in a house with a bunch of wild animals in different rooms. Everything was fine until I saw the eye of Sauron in the fish pond 🤣🤣. Psychedelics are awesome.
Friend of mine had a living room that had huge windows that looked out into his backyard and we used to sit on this half round couch and get high. This guy never mowed his lawn in the backyard. It looked like a jungle back there. But when you do some acid, it became a real jungle back there. And there were things in the jungle.
Great story! I remember tripping with friends when I was in my late teens. We too, tried Enya. Sadly, it didn't soothe us like it did Dan. My buddy said, "Outya"...I'll never hear Enya the same again.
That's hysterical
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"somehow we were able to eat pizza" best description of a trip ever
Dan's the man, absolutely perfect, wouldn't change a thing 3/5 🌟
“And no you’re taking more acid cause you’re quite literally insane” that delivery always makes me chuckle
"THERE'S A FORCE FIELD AROUND THE PIZZA!"
He predicted covid precautions.
This is one of the best episodes of "this is not happening" if not the best. His story sounds like a very real acid experience but at the same time very very funny.
Acid is awesome, hail Nimrod, Praise Bo Jangles, be gone lucifina
@@dmo84 What is big deal? Chikatilo in back of club. Nobody see shame cock.
MOTHER
Remember folks captain whisker horn is having a sale for half off all bridles, bits, hooves, and plug tails. hihoo sasperila!
What the hell am I missing I’ve done lsd 3 times
Andrew Hicks a
Dan Cummins is such a great comedian!!! He created timesuck which is such an informative and FUNNY history podcast! I learn so much while being entertained by one of my all time favorite comedians 💚💚💚
Assit is a helluva drug
all the assit
meh.... only if you take too much...
Evan Gaines it can't hold a candle to 3 strong hits of DMT
Sometimes, you just have to ass it.
I feel you but try to think of it more in a sense where ; Who the fuck artificially drugs.. Just sayin... If you will. You do u know... that mushrooms.. can be grown edibly, psychedillically , and medically right? Just sayin :P Sorry :'P
this guy is my favorite comic. SO good, hope he starts to get more recognition for how great he is!
James M, he's also my favorite comic and I feel the same way, like he is underrated and really isn't getting the credit he's deserves. But roughly a over a year ago, he started a wildly entertaining podcast called Time Suck and I think he's starting to get more people appreciating him and finally more recognition.
With you being a big fan, I'd definitely recommend it and really think that you'd enjoy it. And if you did, end up listening to the Podcast, you'd become a, "Time Sucker," very quickly.
(That is, if you haven't discover it already.)
Jalor Artl Time Suck is great!
*Timesuck is all one word...
And I love itt!!!!!
One time on four hits of acid riding shotgun in my buddy's car, he's also on four hits and I can't blink or we could crash because we had broken the sound barrier, really going 30 in a 55 water's pouring from my eyes and I look over and my buddy's having the same watering eye issue and I ask him, "hey man, can you see?"
He just calmly said, "kinda"
This is not happening...
Rode shotgun while tripping in a large rainstorm heading around St. Louis. No wipers & driver without, much needed, glasses.
Good times
His comedy special "dont wake the bear" is one of the best I've ever seen.
The morning after the trip is like a hangover x100 in terms of shame tho. Like remembering smelling tree's and hopping through grass while laughing at the stars at 1 AM while coming across people letting their dogs out and even the dogs get scared of you...
I cried laughing when he said he was trying to get the pizza and couldn't. great story!
"76 street Durango 76....place street 7777777!!!!!!" Funniest line ever!!!!!
I lost it when he said that!
@@martinlohmann3476 I come back from time to time just to see that vein almost pop out of his forehead lol
I Had To pause it one of the best lines
Dan Cummins is the friend we always miss.
fell asleep while watching this, it was way past midnight - I KID YOU NOT - I dreamt the whole scenario like viewing the whole thing and being unable to speak to dan or anything. oh and Dan was George Costanza! crazy lucid dream i guess. don't fall asleep listening to this XD
Woah lol
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That is the biggest lie I've ever heard
I have done it before while watching movies.
I love how he explains the details. I can see everything he says. This is the best ever.
I’m kind of experienced with hallucinogens and I must say I can really feel that this story was true.
I can’t go to sleep have a hard 10 hour shift tomorrow but this makes it all completely worth it.
Never take the rest of the acid
Ever ever
Too late
Assit
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*Neve take the rest of it too late
Vegas + Acid = Crazy hallucinogenic light party
For me it wasn't about the lights but seeing everyone's Ego like a caricature.
im in tears from the plexiglass
"Bring snacks cuz you don't want to deal with force fields" LMAO!! 🤣
Dan cummins might be my favorite comedian, the dude’s absolutely hilarious
I do not want, I desperately need, a sequel to this story that takes place after they got the coke and ecstasy. PERIOD.
This is literally how it feels and how it goes down, depending on what mindset and environment.
Such a true story hahaha
Dan Cummins. One of the most underrated comedians around. If you're not an idiot and you're not listening to Timesuck podcast, you better start. HAIL NIMROD!
Praise Bojangles and be fine Lucifina!
I actually found out about him through Timesuck! Love his podcast and his comedy is amazing. Cool dude all around. Hail Nimrod!
Curse you Lucifina!! You sweet, sexy temptress.
Be careful when taking acit.
Be very careful when taking acif.
Bothered me so much
I was scrolling intentionally to find this comment.
Wise words - “Never take the rest of the acid, 2 is more than enough.”
GlowSea :D completely agree about the shrooms being healing and sometimes more intense than acid. What’s funny is since I posted this, I took 1 of this new stuff (btw this is maybe a dozen times total in 15 years) and this latest shit was AMAZING. Also the live music I saw on it had amazing visuals (Tycho) so I think that visual stimuli carried over for the rest of the night. 👌
5 tabs and ride my bike to the zoo it’s a cool time brother
This guy just told my Enya experience!? Except I was in a blizzard in Amish PA and the fuzzy bunnies were friendly, but when the drifts turned into storm troopers... Yikes! Enya saved my mind!
Sounds epic bro 😂
Aww that’s so sad I hope he tries it again, acid is tricky but the good trips are one of the most beautiful things you could ever experience
An amazing super awesome acid story is the one about Doc Ellis who pitched a no hitter on acid. It's here at CZcams, called "No Mas Presents: Doc Ellis & the LSD no no by James Blagden."
yea.. that shits hilarious. speed and cid. it's fun.
Up 2 days and then take acid UGI
I'm pro-psychedelics and this seems to be on the side of performance enhancing drugs lol. This cracks me up because it confuses people who haven't done it but it also surprises a lot of those who have done it
It was at the beginning of the trip if it was a high dose. During the first phase of a trip, there's heightened visual acuity as with the other senses...as well as heightened sense of empathy and social interactions. A 'microdose' would only take you to the first phase.
I would love to see an animated version of this story.
I've listened to this guy for years, and this is the best story i've heard from Dan
I have a love for reality after listening to these life stories.
Loved it. 3 out of 5 stars.
The taxi driver kills me everytime. Such a funny video
I’ve watched so many “this is not happening“ videos that I feel like I’m the weird one for never trying mushrooms or acid.
Shrooms are a must try at least once 😉
I had to pause this while watching at work. I was almost in tears at my seat.
Enya and Acid, nice idea!
I absolutely love Dan Cummins. You’re my favorite dude, hope all is well, whenever you put out new stuff I’ll listen. Spot on with the Enya by the way…..100%..
When this guy screams he sounds like he would be an amazing borderlands voice actor.
Dude. You don’t even know.
I love how relatable the really weird parts of this story are. completely forgot about the spatial awareness part of tripping where you follow someone too closely.
He's right, Canadian "bacon" pizza isn't a real thing, because its ham, its a ham pizza.
Das the joke
this is the best comment on youtube so far
Mike Siegler
Its also canadian bacon pizza.
bacon is ham bud
Dan, would you say that the angled faced gentlemen has a ....poker face?
Bravo my guy! I had the exact same response to fear and loathing but was never able to do it in Las Vegas.
Hands down one of the best ones,, and I lost it when he was yelling out the “address”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This guy also has a podcast and it’s honestly amazing
What is it with kids and everything being "amazing"? Come up with some new adjectives.
@jason allen its honestly pretty awesome
@@Vichedges Go fck yourself scumbag
Love the Run the Jewels beat on the intro!!
If you like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, you need to watch Where the Buffalo Roam. It was made way before Fear and Loathing. Bill Murray plays as Hunter. Great movies.
"Can't stop here, ...this is bat country."
-Hunter S. Thompson
I remember me and my fiancee took acid once and played Mario kart all night. Then we ate 2 bagels each and I watched the sun come up smoking a half pack of cigarettes. Truly amazing lol.
Thanks a lot for sharing!
Great comedian, legendary podcaster.
Holy shit I remember him when he was young and skinny and did a joke about a squirllador
Chocolate squirrelador
I can't get over the way he's saying Acid. He keeps saying Acit...
Acit : Acid :: Pepperoni : Canadian Bacon
Aah! Now I can't unhear it!
First trimmers. No phone. No interruptions. Lock door. Candle light. A little weed pre rolled. A little vodka pre poured. And most importantly. Very kind warm music
Most accurate depiction of trying to take a cab somewhere while tripping ever. I've been "763 Durango 76" guy more than once.
Anyone else seen so many of these they start recognizing people in the audience as if they're recurring characters?
Every time I'm like, "Oh there's this guy", "Oh there's this girl who laughs a lot", "Oh there's this other guy I've seen 50 times before", "Did they record most of these in front of the same audience?"
Lol
Hail Nimrod
Irelandia and Lucifina. And Bojangles
Yamotimesuck!
Master sucker
Praise Good boy Bojangles.
What's happening meatsacks
funniest of the playlist so far
This is a very good cautionary tale.
"he's the canadian bacon of pizza right now"
When you take 29 hits of acids: MMMMMM Yes the floor is made out of floor
Jaden Dodd wouldn’t that be getting SO high that you’ve somehow circled back around to regular?
You would either die, or permanently become an orange. You would sit yourself in a fruit bowl until you died from lack of water. 29 hits isn't human. That's when you start digging at your own skin with your fingernails so your skeleton can bust out dancing, like in the cartoons.
I used to know a dude who would do 20 hits on the regular. He once even took 40 hits in a night. He just worked up to an absurd tolerance from doing it every day. He ended up going crazy, and accusing me and my friends of stealing his "cure" for cancer lol To make a long story short, he ended up od-ing on pain pills. Everything in moderation, my friends.
Buzz light-year to the rescue...
This is what doing too much does, pure psychosis. 👏 bravo sir 👏 you have recreated fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
This into short is in my opinion the best o far. I am stoked to find This Is Not Happening. Comedy is Life!!
ITS FUCKING CUMIN
Rookie mistake.
You get pizza First.
Think of a general plan first so you have a thought to hang to during the trip.
Notepad and pen for reminders also helps.
This is one of the best. I love it
Another great video.
That is so true that you might not ever come back. My brother told me about one of his instructors from job corps who was a former marine disappeared into the woods on a bad trip, never to be heard from again. I just imagine him on the constant hunt, sneaking, binging, hibernating, repeating.
Beaste Meauxde horseshit
This was literally a standard Tuesday when I was in my late 20's and early 30's. Guys right though, don't do this, because, yeah, don't because great story's, no future.
ilovetheusers wtf is that last sentence even trying to say? Lmao.
@@HotStrange It's trying to say he did too much acid in his late 20's early 30's.
That was the best into yet!
Dan is awesomely funny.
I listened to Enya on some of my first DMT trips. Orinoco Flow
Mexican got on boots
mExICAN got oN bOOTS ci - CI!!
you need to get you a knife
You sold my knife I thought it was personal ci ci?!
American Political Activist hahaha yes. But I feel it was intentional.
And btw, I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I keep hearing ‘Mexican got on boots’ and I don’t know what the duck to do
cici
Glad I'm getting more tabs soon
i’ve seen a lot of these but this one made me laugh the loudest
"He's the Canadian Bacon of people right now"
Lol. I laughed so hard. I also did this - but as a much younger man. I know where he's coming from. Thought I was literally on Mars for a while. Paranoid security is everywhere. Great experience that I'd never ever do again.
This is amazing
Takes a really good comedian to get the "this is not happening" crowd laughing, lots of them are regulars and have seen some of the best comedy out there, so they're a little jaded.