Joe DeRosa - My Mother's Son - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • In this extended clip, Joe DeRosa explains how his volatile upbringing made him too comfortable with confrontation.
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Komentáře • 391

  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +12

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html

  • @kolbykauffman4180
    @kolbykauffman4180 Před 8 lety +172

    I always forget how much I love Joe until I see shit like this.
    I can hear Burr saying, "Ah, Jesus, Joe..." in my head, right now.

    • @yuske05
      @yuske05 Před 5 lety +4

      hearing this story shows me exactly how they're friends.

    • @bluesolocup9076
      @bluesolocup9076 Před 4 lety +2

      Just got into Joe's stuff. Familiar with Bill's popular bits. What are you referencing? I'd love to hear those two go back and forth.

    • @youknowmo539
      @youknowmo539 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bluesolocup9076 They have a podcast together called uniformed that's just them talking about whatever "theme" they came up for the day. It's hilarious

    • @gmb7200
      @gmb7200 Před 4 lety +2

      @@bluesolocup9076 Go look up Uninformed on CZcams and listen to all the episodes (I think there's less than 20)..
      You won't be disappointed it's fuckin hilarious

    • @fterimage
      @fterimage Před 4 lety +2

      Ah, Joe...

  • @TestMeatDollSteak
    @TestMeatDollSteak Před 8 lety +350

    Kinda looks like Jared Fogel escaped from prison and got a forearm tattoo as a disguise.

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen Před 5 lety +60

    I bet Derosa gets a lot of compliments that start with, "I don't care what anyone says about you, Joe..."

  • @formusicplaylist1
    @formusicplaylist1 Před 7 lety +191

    "You know you could never have a real man to man conversation with Derosa because if you went to put your hand on his shoulder it would just slide off" Patrice O'neal RIP

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify Před 6 lety +1

      which podcast is that from???

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 Před 6 lety +4

      jd1ify
      None. Old O&A shows.

    • @scott3594
      @scott3594 Před 4 lety +1

      So genius cuz in one way it's a real vicious attack against his personality but it also turns it into a shallow funny joke about his small shoulders.

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 Před 4 lety

      Scott let’s not forget his poor posture. When he laughs he sounds like a crying women.

  • @derickwheatley3941
    @derickwheatley3941 Před 7 lety +184

    Heiniken ad has frozen 15 consecutive times after playing hours of uninterrupted video. I'm never drinking Heiniken again out of sheer spite.

    • @indoor_gangster
      @indoor_gangster Před 5 lety +16

      Did you know Freddy Heineken preferred a decent cognac and called his own product piss. Enjoy!

    • @po3alily
      @po3alily Před 5 lety +2

      Taste like piss anyways

    • @danielbenson6407
      @danielbenson6407 Před 4 lety +2

      There are better reasons not to drink Heiniken..

    • @SeeWorldKevin
      @SeeWorldKevin Před 4 lety +3

      Good enough reason I'd say.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 Před 4 lety

      @@danielbenson6407 what better reasons?

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 Před 4 lety +52

    God, I had the exact same experience. Being around my Mom with cancer, when both of us annoyed the shit out of each other but loved each other still. She didn't make it either, and the whole thing leaves me feeling sick and sad.

    • @PandaFourBars
      @PandaFourBars Před 3 lety +4

      God Bless you I hope you find peace

    • @anniem.670
      @anniem.670 Před rokem +2

      Girl I lost my mom to it in 2017 I was taking care of her, and we didn't get along either like it was depressingly exhausting. When she passed I felt no regrets cause I knew I did what I was suppose to as her child and that's take care of her the way she did me.

  • @greghanson869
    @greghanson869 Před 3 lety +11

    So much George Costanza energy! Love it!

  • @Tom5thousand
    @Tom5thousand Před 7 lety +105

    That was fucking hilarious. Honestly the funniest I've seen Joe DeRosa be. Joe has a lot of demons and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a truly crazy bastard who has a lot of pride and can't always acknowledge his shortcomings. Joe if you ever read this, this is when you're funniest. When you finally come to terms with just how fucking nuts you are. No offense love you dude.

    • @absentiabenertia5204
      @absentiabenertia5204 Před 4 lety +1

      How is he "nuts" he's a neurotic hypocrite who rides the coattails of way better comedians

    • @MisterRawgers
      @MisterRawgers Před 3 lety +7

      @@absentiabenertia5204 yet he’s doing better in life than you ever will

    • @cinemacynic980
      @cinemacynic980 Před 3 lety +2

      Joe's Heart was on his Shoulder, but it slid down, (for Obvious Reasons).

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie Před 2 lety +2

      @@cinemacynic980 Patrice would be proud

    • @codysmith5260
      @codysmith5260 Před 2 lety

      @@absentiabenertia5204 R awgers has eliminated you

  • @the710wizard7
    @the710wizard7 Před 3 lety +18

    I'll never forget the time I was crossing a parking lot and this young girl in a minivan speeds past me and almost hits me, I kicked the biggest dent into her door and it felt so damn good 😂

  • @BenDover-hw4xt
    @BenDover-hw4xt Před 6 lety +24

    Joe DeRosa look like Jared Fogle and Bob Saget's lovechild.

  • @danieliorio6598
    @danieliorio6598 Před 5 lety +17

    This never gets old lol. I love DeRosa.

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 Před 4 lety +1

      Daniel Iorio he laughs like a crying women

  • @alexj5298
    @alexj5298 Před 8 lety +141

    WHERE IS THAT MAN'S SHOULDERS?!

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 Před 8 lety +3

      Why you so interested???

    • @MrThedirtyduo
      @MrThedirtyduo Před 8 lety +11

      next to his balls on his wife's book self.

    • @alexj5298
      @alexj5298 Před 8 lety +3

      I'm making a reference. O&A and the comedians on O&A who are actually funny tend to make fun of Joe's lack of shoulders.

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 Před 8 lety

      slope-shouldered ass

    • @henryfrazier3046
      @henryfrazier3046 Před 8 lety +1

      +Alexander Jennings dude... Joe was born without collarbones

  • @Hawkeyes5999
    @Hawkeyes5999 Před 8 lety +17

    This is the funniest series on youtube 👌🏻

  • @JoggingdeBear
    @JoggingdeBear Před 7 lety +3

    "Fuck you, your breathe smells" I fucking died

  • @aaknoblach
    @aaknoblach Před 8 lety +10

    JOEY FUCKING ROSES!!!! /Bill Burr voice

  • @_MOORE_1986
    @_MOORE_1986 Před 5 lety +18

    When he talks about how he wants to beat the guy with his gun in front of his girl like Henry on Good Fellas, check out the guy with beard on far left behind stage look at his girl as if a idea just went off in his head @9:28

  • @goregrindisthebestgenre
    @goregrindisthebestgenre Před 8 lety +24

    He looks like Bob Saget mixed with Jared Fogle.

  • @ev1915
    @ev1915 Před 2 lety +1

    couldnt help but watch the dude sitting in the back with the black shirt because he only smiled ONCE through the whole thing. Created rage in my heart

  • @ValiantVisions314
    @ValiantVisions314 Před 3 lety +7

    I believe him. My Mom made me watch Menace II Society when it first came out on video. Kept telling me why I shouldn't join a gang or sell drugs throughout the whole movie. REAL MOMS

  • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
    @jennifermcgoldrick6323 Před 4 lety +9

    Lol also grew up in a Brooklyn Italian Catholic family. Learned to not open the door to the police at a weirdly young age 😂 And my dad was an engineer and my mom a lawyer!

  • @moejuggler6033
    @moejuggler6033 Před 7 lety +5

    Man I love this story. Awesome bit Joe DeRosa

  • @guyperson650
    @guyperson650 Před 2 lety +5

    This guy is legit George costanza and I love it. Why haven't I heard of him before

  • @mnymatt
    @mnymatt Před 8 lety +10

    anybody notice 10 seconds in he's literally steaming mad

  • @houserespect
    @houserespect Před 8 lety +5

    Even Robert Downey Jr in the back laughed!

  • @brauliobonilla249
    @brauliobonilla249 Před 4 lety +17

    It takes exactly 6 clicks on the right arrow key to skip the intro

  • @MrWhataboss23
    @MrWhataboss23 Před 8 lety +87

    Give us Big Jay Oakerson

  • @MamaWheelz
    @MamaWheelz Před 6 lety +3

    We had that same cross stich in our apartment. We found it a goodwill and found it hysterical. 😂😂😂

  • @glock2119
    @glock2119 Před 6 lety +1

    This was gooooiod bro!

  • @s4iL_
    @s4iL_ Před 7 lety +4

    i cant wait to tell my mother what i learned today

  • @MrJaakob13000
    @MrJaakob13000 Před 4 lety +3

    I find it most entertaining to listen to the stories while watching for clueless blank stares in the audience

  • @howtotruckdriver101
    @howtotruckdriver101 Před 8 lety +27

    this guy is pretty funny small shoulders

    • @GUITARTIME2024
      @GUITARTIME2024 Před 7 lety +1

      deliver my goods, beeyatch

    • @Zachariah3D
      @Zachariah3D Před 3 lety

      I used to hear them joke about him having no shoulders on Opie and Anthony all the time. Now I see exactly what they were talking about 😂

  • @-Aar-n
    @-Aar-n Před 7 lety +2

    I love this

  • @GOREilla.
    @GOREilla. Před 4 lety +1

    YOU'RE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @guitarwhores753
    @guitarwhores753 Před 8 lety +5

    OMG, that was me before meds.

  • @TASHXC12
    @TASHXC12 Před 8 lety +3

    This one was good

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 Před 5 lety +8

    This bloke is hilarious. Great story teller

  • @SAGE_ASENTHIAN
    @SAGE_ASENTHIAN Před 2 lety +3

    I'm only here because I was looking for salsa windfall

  • @emmajones9391
    @emmajones9391 Před 3 lety +1

    Look what you did! Look what you did I! Pissing myself! So funny

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss Před 8 lety

    I say this every time. Ari. I fucking love your intros. MAKE A GODDAMN MOVIE YOU JEW!

  • @yng.collecta2599
    @yng.collecta2599 Před 7 lety

    Uncle Joey is the best!

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 Před 2 lety +1

    We're not supposed to do anything when someone disrespects us?

  • @christieallen9432
    @christieallen9432 Před 6 lety

    He's so perfect

  • @dmbstash4119
    @dmbstash4119 Před 8 lety +1

    How the FUCK does This is Not Happening not have its own section marked off on CC's channel? This is seriously the best shit you guys upload!

  • @blankroyai
    @blankroyai Před 2 lety

    Discovered this dude from Sam Morril’s recommendation, didnt disappoint, awesome dude

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 Před 3 lety

    6:05 I know too well about shopping on a SundayAfternoon;, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrisons and Asda are all nightmares!

  • @ereristark425
    @ereristark425 Před 5 lety +1

    This was one of the funniest TINH

  • @RandShad
    @RandShad Před 8 lety +2

    That was some funny shit!

  • @raznatalia141
    @raznatalia141 Před 8 lety

    derosa's story is great

  • @tai030292
    @tai030292 Před 7 lety +21

    is his tattoo censored?

  • @alwall3
    @alwall3 Před 8 lety +1

    Whoever does these intros needs to make an actual movie the quality is better than most indies

  • @billrafferty6552
    @billrafferty6552 Před rokem +2

    I always thought never rat on your friends and keep your mouth shut meant the same thing

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 Před 2 lety

    Joe derosa is sooooo underrated.

  • @oldheaddeuce2273
    @oldheaddeuce2273 Před 4 lety

    lololololol hahahahaha his whoooole life haha bucket list

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 Před 7 lety +7

    As an italian american I can attest to every single thing he said in the beginning.

    • @philmclitoris2304
      @philmclitoris2304 Před 2 lety +2

      Stop saying "italian" in front of american.
      If you don't speak the language you can't have the nationality (which you wouldn't have had anyway).
      By the same logic I am 17% greek, 5% bulgarian, 14% jewish, 50% romanian, 6% african....I can go on....but NO...
      I am romanian...

  • @christophermoreno8974
    @christophermoreno8974 Před 4 lety

    I love u Joe.

  • @ralphryandelatorre6157

    jeeeesus joe

  • @esthervieira6141
    @esthervieira6141 Před 2 lety

    brutal 🤧🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeanBiddler
    @DeanBiddler Před 8 lety +2

    What iconography did Joe cover up on the inside of his left forearm?

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 Před 8 lety +1

    The girl all the way to left's face at 11:08 Priceless

  • @austin575769
    @austin575769 Před 8 lety

    Joe derosa is great

  • @rc7658
    @rc7658 Před 5 lety

    I had a similar Goodfellas experience at the age of nine. LOL!! Still my favorite movie

    • @AJ-xm4xc
      @AJ-xm4xc Před 4 lety

      Did you stick to your mother’s teaching?

  • @NathanDav42
    @NathanDav42 Před 3 lety

    My dad showed us Goodfellas when I was 10-11 (and my 2 brothers next to me in age, who were 9-10, and 8-9) but just because he said ‘this is one of the best movies ever made.’ He’d already shown us Godfather. When I was somewhere around 12-13 or so he also showed the 3 of us (we have 2 younger brothers who had to wait a few more years to see it themselves) Pulp Fiction then took us to a diner after we finished around 11 to tell him what we thought of it.
    I’ve always been lucky to have a cool dad.

  • @ethanswain64
    @ethanswain64 Před 8 lety

    keeps getting better and better.. nice intro too! ari is the bestttt.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 Před 8 lety +3

    I think Bill burr should tell his airplane psycho story here

  • @PERC_-ANGLE
    @PERC_-ANGLE Před 2 lety

    Love this guy in better call Saul

  • @bosslevel9992
    @bosslevel9992 Před 8 lety +4

    they make the best intros

  • @steakcrust558
    @steakcrust558 Před 6 lety +2

    yeah what is this? is this even a joke? did people at this show just laugh out of pity and embarrassment? this really bombed.

  • @neilbizzle
    @neilbizzle Před 6 lety +12

    Does it bother anyone else that Ari is never going to make that jump in the intro?

    • @Donyerky
      @Donyerky Před 5 lety

      Neil Blair yeah he died lol no distance

    • @indoor_gangster
      @indoor_gangster Před 5 lety

      That was the best part. If only he had Bert on his back..

  • @ohmyblindman
    @ohmyblindman Před 5 lety

    Oh, now I get it Gravy Italians, say no more.

  • @Rocco_P53
    @Rocco_P53 Před 2 lety

    Taste buds they comin to the mic talkin bout the foods they hate talkin bout the foods they like

  • @craigkrage2689
    @craigkrage2689 Před 8 lety +17

    The crazy thing is how this made the cut.

    • @SeanDonapel
      @SeanDonapel Před 7 lety +3

      Craig Krage this is not happening should apply to the fact this drivel was posted. this shoulderless douche is the worst.

  • @sk00kum21
    @sk00kum21 Před 4 lety +1

    My hero!!!! Not crazy at all, I'd do the same lol

  • @ashleydonanova5703
    @ashleydonanova5703 Před 7 lety +6

    Sounds like my house,....Italian Catholic family....

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 Před 4 lety +2

    "I am no different than Christ!" is no on my bucket list ;)

  • @Revelations-hr9fg
    @Revelations-hr9fg Před 3 lety

    14:46 lmao

  • @benjamoore
    @benjamoore Před 8 lety

    Joey Roses!!

  • @jsee5034
    @jsee5034 Před 6 lety +4

    He is hilarious

  • @ilovesfatbitches
    @ilovesfatbitches Před 7 lety

    hey joe what times the a-a-a-a-a-afterparty?

  • @kylelewis9230
    @kylelewis9230 Před 4 lety +1

    Dude in front with the long hair is tripping hard, going “how do I act normal right now”

  • @verynice126
    @verynice126 Před 5 lety +1

    He looks like Michael Scott's boss David Wallace.

  • @Hazzard0
    @Hazzard0 Před 6 lety

    Is it Brian Redbans laugh I hear throughout the video?

  • @Changoleon1100
    @Changoleon1100 Před 8 lety +6

    I wanna see fluffy's episode already!

  • @carlosr.martintoledo1224

    I hope they pay Ari like 2 million per episode! he is the best

    • @LetsSmokePodcast
      @LetsSmokePodcast Před 8 lety +1

      more like 2 grand that he then has to split with everyone on the show. Comedy Central sucks dick in that regard

  • @jacknasty5832
    @jacknasty5832 Před 5 lety

    Why did you take down the Joe List episode?

  • @raffin2040
    @raffin2040 Před rokem

    More Joe DeRosa please!!

  • @StonerGuitars
    @StonerGuitars Před 7 lety +5

    Dude your fucking hilarious

  • @101SAVIOR
    @101SAVIOR Před 8 lety

    Reupload?

  • @donnacurtis6668
    @donnacurtis6668 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m pissing myself laughing 😂 lol 😝 😆 Who is this guy??? 👍🏽🤗. Just like Christ. Lmao 😂

  • @trevor4835
    @trevor4835 Před 5 lety +2

    Derosa is truly underrated.

  • @marcoramos8189
    @marcoramos8189 Před 8 lety

    So fucking good

  • @dreamisolympia88
    @dreamisolympia88 Před 5 lety

    Mark it fuckin 10

  • @Blackfox-rd8ls
    @Blackfox-rd8ls Před 5 lety

    12... I watched it when i was 11 hahahahahaha

  • @jobdiscription2834
    @jobdiscription2834 Před 4 lety

    anybody else think bushy brow in the front seat might be a robot?

  • @darkheart5757
    @darkheart5757 Před 5 lety

    i had that same frame....

  • @bugasmike
    @bugasmike Před 8 lety

    joey roses!

  • @dowLoveTap
    @dowLoveTap Před 8 lety +1

    Shroomfest.

  • @LovesmyKimmy
    @LovesmyKimmy Před 8 lety

    Is that redban laughing towards the end?

  • @CBill-kn7zb
    @CBill-kn7zb Před 7 lety +3

    moral of the story is don't adopt

    • @SeanDonapel
      @SeanDonapel Před 7 lety +1

      this should be played to motivate women to abort.

  • @djordan22
    @djordan22 Před 8 lety

    4:20 Can I hear Redban the weasel?