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  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2013
  • Big Jay Oakerson watches some very rowdy women get into an unwinnable fight in front of a comedy club.
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  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +45

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

  • @MattRamn
    @MattRamn Před 5 lety +893

    "I hear a commotion.... that sounds like fat fighting."
    That line kills me every time i watch this special 😂😂😂

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry Před 7 lety +660

    Man his writing and delivery is just fucking perfect. Just flawless most of the time. Jesus he's an amazing story teller.

    • @travisgregg9298
      @travisgregg9298 Před 5 lety +6

      Right up there with Joey Diaz in my book. Those are my two favorites...

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah Big Jay is a phenomenally talented comedian.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV Před 4 lety +2

      Love the way he always pauses and let’s the room giggle and breathe.

    • @jartaviusjackson8559
      @jartaviusjackson8559 Před 3 lety +3

      I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 Před 22 dny

      Yep Jay is a true master. Undeniably.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Před rokem +34

    “How do you say that about your mother?”
    “Uhh, cause it’s not real…”
    😂

  • @Veryclearly
    @Veryclearly Před 10 lety +616

    i like that he doesnt have to yell, he can calm it down and still be funny

    • @o.t.
      @o.t. Před 4 lety +8

      Agreed. So many of them yell and shout. Smh. Also hate when they repeat.

    • @ehimosaru2646
      @ehimosaru2646 Před 3 lety +4

      Been seeing clips of Big Jay on Facebook. Didn’t take long to see he is expert level

    • @codytheoneandonly337
      @codytheoneandonly337 Před rokem

      New special out called "Dog Belly"

  • @khyreesmith9982
    @khyreesmith9982 Před 4 lety +141

    I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭

  • @metube3489
    @metube3489 Před 5 lety +256

    The pipes screen saver line is about the funniest reference i have heard to date from a comdian. Crackle crackle

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba Před 3 lety +3

      honestly wasnt ready for it at all, made me spit take. may feldog be with you

  • @jorayx
    @jorayx Před 5 lety +1404

    Assback
    Forgettable
    Best in Show
    Atrocity

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Před 4 lety +63

      I forgot about the second one ;)

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tasarran bro she's forgettable

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Před 4 lety +9

      @@sunkid02 Thanks for explaining the joke, Cap'n Obvious

    • @primitiveassembly199
      @primitiveassembly199 Před 4 lety +9

      the 4 horseman of the apocolypse

    • @oobydoobytooby4430
      @oobydoobytooby4430 Před 4 lety +1

      Electric Rune Games imagine he doesnt see u were actually joking about forgetting her what a dumb ass 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @angelomastri1416
    @angelomastri1416 Před 9 lety +185

    "I call her best in show" DYING!!

    • @janicejacome
      @janicejacome Před 3 lety

      That was a funny ass movie 🐩🐕‍🦺🦮🐕🐕‍🦺🐕🦮

  • @zimeron1
    @zimeron1 Před 8 lety +790

    "One skinny Puerto Rican guy"
    Oh God it's about Luis

    • @mes98yng22
      @mes98yng22 Před 5 lety +2

      So not Joey Diaz?

    • @krieger1152
      @krieger1152 Před 5 lety +19

      Anthony Carpio hes Cuban and fat

    • @mes98yng22
      @mes98yng22 Před 5 lety +2

      Krieger That’s the joke

    • @jaygatsby4012
      @jaygatsby4012 Před 5 lety +7

      Louis is definitely not skinny

    • @davide887
      @davide887 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm pretty Shure everyone knows an ambiguously Asian guy named Luis. I call him lui

  • @xilix
    @xilix Před 10 lety +2182

    Someone PLEASE do an animation to this story.

  • @soulCracka1
    @soulCracka1 Před 7 lety +133

    I lost it for the first time when he said "I called her assback" 😂😂😂

    • @soulCracka1
      @soulCracka1 Před 7 lety +3

      ..."blah blah grande..mami..lmao!" Christ this dude is funny.

  • @steveocirinooo8703
    @steveocirinooo8703 Před 5 lety +144

    “Something with hooves.” Lolololololl

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 Před 5 lety +134

    "If you ever let words hurt you you'll lose every fight, but if words never hurt you, you can never lose" wow god damn that's something jeez awesome mythical words from a person

    • @rocket117
      @rocket117 Před 5 lety +4

      @SaltyBrains if you're emotionally charged, and try to initiate a fight because of it, chances are your headspace isn't clear enough to fight without going full tunnel vision. The other person will likely be thinking clearly and not with their emotions (usually rage) and will actually fight better and probably win

    • @addiehumphries6552
      @addiehumphries6552 Před 5 lety +6

      In the old country we had a saying, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never something something." It's been lost through the ages.

    • @supunbandara5358
      @supunbandara5358 Před 5 lety +1

      Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 4 lety +1

      @@supunbandara5358 it was funnier when Addie said it.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 4 lety +1

      @SaltyBrains thats half of what it means. the other part of fighting with a clear head is discretion (as in "better part of ... " you know, like they said in the old country) .. ie accurately assessing the odds and deciding rationally how much pain the cause is really worth, and/or more successful strategies etc.
      I call these "Terminator moments" like in the first movie when you're inside his head looking at the readout of options and he goes for "fuck you, asshole"
      ...only in real life the option list is a lot longer: call for backup, apologize, get a lead pipe, surprise him in the bathroom, ignore him, leave the club with his girl, call him names in 3 languages from a safe distance, buy him a beer, throw something in his face, get arrested, have him thrown out, get your ass beat with an audience, call the cops and laugh at him while they're doing whatever... there are always a wide variety of options...and you always make better strategic decisions if you're one who's more sober and more calm.
      Thus the old British phrase "keep calm and carry on".

  • @Bodatiousfilms
    @Bodatiousfilms Před 10 lety +818

    I'm not sure if this will be mentioned, but this video is insanely well edited. Props to whoever is responsible. Good job man.

    • @FrickFoster
      @FrickFoster Před 5 lety +2

      For sure

    • @lamonta9546
      @lamonta9546 Před 5 lety +2

      Facts!!

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii Před 4 lety +4

      Thank you

    • @5PYZ3R
      @5PYZ3R Před 4 lety +8

      um. comedy central? lmao

    • @Z-Ack
      @Z-Ack Před 4 lety +19

      Besides the fuckin audio.. the whole damn reason for watching the thing.. i literally had to turn up my phone all the way, plug into an amp and turn it up all the way which made for a godamn fun fucking time when the ads all the sudden blew a speaker and my asshole out where i spray shit a log out., godamnit..

  • @Kadegvdm
    @Kadegvdm Před 10 lety +839

    this guy is hilarious i cant believe he is not known.

    • @Kadegvdm
      @Kadegvdm Před 10 lety +35

      Garrett Anderson i meant widely known.

    • @basshooten8986
      @basshooten8986 Před 10 lety +24

      Kadegvdm He's just merely aware that a growing number of us are often finding ourselves thinking, "What's Garret Anderson's perspective on this?"

    • @jhbraucht
      @jhbraucht Před 6 lety +8

      he is now

    • @ericbecerra5893
      @ericbecerra5893 Před 6 lety +10

      Legion of skanks yo

    • @cn8586
      @cn8586 Před 6 lety +2

      Blop blop

  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate82 Před 9 lety +221

    One of the best storytellers in the business, hands down.

    • @wozing
      @wozing Před 5 lety +3

      One of the best profile pics of all time, bröther

    • @wozing
      @wozing Před 5 lety +1

      Brother, I just saw Oh, Sleeper live and I heard an unreleased track from the upcoming album. It is a time for rejoicing.

    • @mphatsolanga8168
      @mphatsolanga8168 Před 5 lety +2

      wozing I was about to comment the same thing about the icon but then I realized it was 4 years old.

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk911 Před 5 lety +45

    "A commotion of fat fighting." That's all you need to know RIGHT THERE.

  • @NothingButtery
    @NothingButtery Před 10 lety +264

    oh my god. "the screensaver"

  • @SySoBa
    @SySoBa Před 4 lety +23

    “Remember the screensaver with the pipes?” Absolutely killed me. Jay is hilarious, I love him. And he has such handsome eyes and smile.

  • @waltbauer1
    @waltbauer1 Před 8 lety +182

    2 tube socks and a cup of soup.

  • @Brrrapzz
    @Brrrapzz Před 4 lety +22

    This guy just put on a masterclass, I was crying

  • @dtice69
    @dtice69 Před 3 lety +15

    "Something more mythical, like a centaur...centurion.?"
    Today I learned that Roman soldiers were mythical.

  • @wisdumb16
    @wisdumb16 Před 9 lety +74

    Big Jay is a killer... one of the best story tellers out there.

  • @braydeneyman8232
    @braydeneyman8232 Před 5 lety +25

    I never noticed how perfectly sculpted Jay's eyebrows are

  • @shredtildeath777
    @shredtildeath777 Před 5 lety +14

    What I love about this bit is that it’s all relevant to the story. He doesn’t try to fill time by trying to make jokes on the side, it’s all chronological and keeps going.

  • @JesseWilliams11
    @JesseWilliams11 Před 9 lety +46

    I had trouble swallowing my food while listening to this. Disgustingly hilarious!

  • @Birchbarks
    @Birchbarks Před 10 lety +18

    After a week this should have waaaaaaay more than 24k views. Big Jay is precious.

  • @afshanhameed203
    @afshanhameed203 Před 5 lety +338

    He's weirdly attractive, I don't know why but looking at him, I get the vibes of hippy dude from the 80s

    • @avantgauche
      @avantgauche Před 5 lety +17

      you need help

    • @alissaa2809
      @alissaa2809 Před 5 lety +42

      Lol yes he definitely is kinda attractive. Combination of humor + voice + attitude + face + cute smile + facial expression

    • @meagan3494
      @meagan3494 Před 4 lety +10

      I was thinking the same thing idk why but hes attractive in some way

    • @spicemilktea
      @spicemilktea Před 4 lety +5

      Early 90’s I’d say...

    • @cansur187
      @cansur187 Před 4 lety +11

      No homo but i see it too, he cute af

  • @titania5825
    @titania5825 Před 5 lety +11

    the way he laughs at himself is the best part

  • @davidharris4696
    @davidharris4696 Před 10 lety +31

    BJO rocks. Im pretty sure I was next to him at... at least three Gwar concerts

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 Před 5 lety +22

    YOU HAVE SPOTTED A RARE WILD OAKERSON (w/o gloves)

  • @fearthespear4242
    @fearthespear4242 Před 4 lety +7

    "A weapon used to trip a horse or something"😂😂

  • @royalewithcheese621
    @royalewithcheese621 Před rokem +3

    His smile is honestly adorable

  • @walroz87
    @walroz87 Před 5 lety +8

    "remember the screensaver with the pipes?" im dead

  • @egonkl3in212
    @egonkl3in212 Před 5 lety +11

    "She even said wheee!..." 😂😂😂

  • @Donchayito
    @Donchayito Před 9 lety +62

    this might be the most hilarious shit from this whole series

  • @tonymonktano4313
    @tonymonktano4313 Před 3 lety +11

    Big Jay might be the most naturally funny person in the game rn

  • @jaerenea11
    @jaerenea11 Před 9 lety +596

    Umm so his eyebrows are very well groomed lol! random.

    • @TK-ui2th
      @TK-ui2th Před 8 lety +17

      haha I noticed that while watching his truth or dare story! his storytelling made it so interesting but I couldn't stop looking at his eyebrows

    • @feliciaw4710
      @feliciaw4710 Před 5 lety +20

      He's a cute guy 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @juratchet
      @juratchet Před 5 lety +22

      Yeah I’m like, he must go to the Indian lady in the mall

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 Před 5 lety +3

      All I could see.

    • @mr.hostetter855
      @mr.hostetter855 Před 5 lety +4

      This kinda get's mentioned on Kreischer's podcast. He saved him from a stylist that wanted to fuck up his beard.

  • @user-li5jc9uo6k
    @user-li5jc9uo6k Před 5 lety +7

    The pipe screen saver had me 😂😂😂

  • @erikrasmussen4832
    @erikrasmussen4832 Před 3 lety +2

    "The tube top nestled in what I would describe as fold 4B." Lmao

  • @QuiteHotBros
    @QuiteHotBros Před 5 lety +3

    The screensaver with the pipes had me dying. Jesus this guy's good.

  • @Kadegvdm
    @Kadegvdm Před 10 lety +66

    i wish there were more videos of this guy.

    • @jaminorm
      @jaminorm Před 10 lety +6

      I absolutely agree. That was classic!

  • @FlowUrbanFlow
    @FlowUrbanFlow Před 4 lety +18

    The funny thing is, "Atrocity" sounds like a big girl name

  • @BossBellini
    @BossBellini Před rokem +1

    He's the best out of all of the TISH acts. Also, gorgeous fluffy eyelashes.

  • @austint19
    @austint19 Před 5 lety +16

    10/10 story right here

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L Před 5 lety +8

    Good to see someone else who actually calls people like that "wiggers".

  • @robertmantell1700
    @robertmantell1700 Před 5 lety +1

    Dude...brutal lol..."....but I know there was a fourth chick". That's an incredibly sharp cut lol. Big Jay, fuckin' mint!

  • @datguy9408
    @datguy9408 Před 5 lety +12

    “Here’s what I can fit in the car.”

  • @montanac223344
    @montanac223344 Před 10 lety +33

    Wow next to TJ Millers set, this is the best set I've seen on This Is Not Happenings so far. I've never heard of Big Jay Oakerson, but I was really impressed! Such a talented story teller.

    • @christopherfarayi8814
      @christopherfarayi8814 Před 10 lety

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    • @JuanLopez-lp8ig
      @JuanLopez-lp8ig Před 5 lety +1

      Watch Chris Redd's set, fucking hilarious

  • @AUSROTTENY2K
    @AUSROTTENY2K Před 9 lety +66

    here's what I can fit in the car.... XD

  • @cummingonyourface
    @cummingonyourface Před 4 lety +6

    Big Jay's so real, my favorite comic right now

  • @MLGCanthangwithus
    @MLGCanthangwithus Před 10 lety +7

    omg that screensaver joke still has me laughing this guy is awesome

  • @austint19
    @austint19 Před 6 lety +7

    He’s hands down my favorite on this series.

  • @ukanthandlethetruthh
    @ukanthandlethetruthh Před 10 lety +8

    hes got a pretty smile

  • @dirtydave2691
    @dirtydave2691 Před 5 lety +30

    He reminds of a mellow Dave Attell.

    • @StrangeTripNH
      @StrangeTripNH Před 5 lety +1

      angry ranger never thought of that, but pretty accurate

    • @chudyrobert4788
      @chudyrobert4788 Před 4 lety +1

      he and dave are buddies. used to open for him

  • @jamesdwyer7752
    @jamesdwyer7752 Před 8 lety +4

    Hints of Dave Attell in the delivery. Some of the best material I've heard in This Is Not Happening.

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 Před 6 lety +20

    You paint a vivid picture

  • @brucekirk5386
    @brucekirk5386 Před 5 lety +9

    Dude had me swallowing my bud smoke

  • @MyPronounsISwhom
    @MyPronounsISwhom Před 5 lety +3

    He is always real. In the sense, like I'm drinking a beer, listening. I'm right next to him and he tells a story like my homies do and im here laughing just the same but I'm alone in my bed watching and listening. This is great

  • @crazydrummer99999
    @crazydrummer99999 Před 5 lety +4

    2:11 "wild cast of characters"
    absolutely perfect

  • @Gibbypastrami
    @Gibbypastrami Před 3 lety +3

    Every once in awhile I go back and binge Jay's stand-ups, never not funny, love this guy

  • @beebala3
    @beebala3 Před 9 lety +111

    Fat people can call other fat people fat. He acknowledged he was fat in the story. Take a chill pill Gloria Steinem it is meant to be a funny story.

  • @ericbecerra5893
    @ericbecerra5893 Před 6 lety +1

    The way he describes everything is the fucking best I love big jay. Feet thighs ass back 🤣 tube sock with half a cup of soup 🤣😂

  • @watchdemfools3420
    @watchdemfools3420 Před 3 lety +1

    This calm comedic evisceration is pure zen. Big Jay is a master of the art🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @adambarna9385
    @adambarna9385 Před 9 lety +10

    This dude is funny as fuck hahahahha

  • @TehVic
    @TehVic Před 10 lety +10

    Immaculate eyebrows, sir. The smile is nice as well.

  • @dirtkills
    @dirtkills Před 3 lety +1

    4:02 poetry big jay!!!

  • @JSinding
    @JSinding Před 10 lety +5

    Thanks for the free laughs, Ari! ... definitely the best thing to happen to Comedy Central.

  • @bucketfullofbutter
    @bucketfullofbutter Před 5 lety +3

    He has an amazing smile

  • @jdmcarboy64
    @jdmcarboy64 Před 4 lety +5

    AP Spanish teacher asks me to translate the opening line from the book we just read.
    Me: blah blah, grandè, mommy 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @zetareticulum2385
    @zetareticulum2385 Před 6 lety +1

    His giggle is adorable

  • @osawagedk
    @osawagedk Před 6 lety +2

    Saw this guy at the cellar, he is one of the rawest stand ups you can find, big props man

  • @DaftJok3r
    @DaftJok3r Před 5 lety +5

    Probably the best fat shaming comic I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop laughing hysterically

  • @pinupgrl69
    @pinupgrl69 Před 5 lety +5

    Im in bed with earphones putting my son to sleep & i think im about to have an asthma attack holding in my laughter🤣🤣🤣. 4mins in

  • @Playswithsquirrrels
    @Playswithsquirrrels Před 10 lety +4

    Best of the series, Big Jay is a legend.

  • @alikahubbert52
    @alikahubbert52 Před 5 lety +12

    “Atrocity” would be a good wrestling name.

  • @loganmurray8810
    @loganmurray8810 Před 5 lety +4

    Lmao "Like the screensaver with the pipes"

  • @rogerwilco1777
    @rogerwilco1777 Před 4 lety +6

    I feel like I need to take this guy to a chumbawamba concert

  • @motorcity7137
    @motorcity7137 Před 5 lety +2

    “We’ll call her Best In Show”. Brilliant

  • @plaguedoct0r
    @plaguedoct0r Před 5 lety +2

    There was something fucking special about this gig. I don't know what exactly, but it was personable and very different from the typical "over-produced" stand-up routine. And yes...thats the point of this club/channel but this was a step ahead.

  • @shotgunwedding277
    @shotgunwedding277 Před 4 lety +3

    his laughter is so cute, damn

  • @jarebearthejew5103
    @jarebearthejew5103 Před 10 lety +5

    Jay Oakerson is one of my favorites, got to see him a couple years ago and meet him, one of the nicest comedians out there. We need more of him!

  • @wickersham123
    @wickersham123 Před 10 lety +1

    the belt bit is fucking awesome.

  • @matthewmoon9477
    @matthewmoon9477 Před 8 lety +2

    Bring Jay back! That was awesome.

  • @nickpascale5759
    @nickpascale5759 Před 9 lety +5

    Big jay is freaking hilarious

  • @robfern66
    @robfern66 Před 10 lety +3

    Big Jay is THE master storyteller!!!!! I saw him this summer and he crushed it. Thank you Ari. Love the podcast. Any chance of a Howard Kremer story in season 3? That guy has some really funny stories.

  • @user-gy2jy9pp1t
    @user-gy2jy9pp1t Před 4 lety +1

    Oh my lord, can’t even handle this...dying laughing, tears

  • @danpizzini342
    @danpizzini342 Před 10 lety +1

    Ari, i love these so much.
    Big Jay is tremendous

  • @TravelsWithJerry
    @TravelsWithJerry Před 9 lety +5

    So fucked up, So good.

  • @TheBurke1986
    @TheBurke1986 Před 10 lety +3

    super funny!!!
    Big Jay kills it on ron and fez, love this guy.

    • @christopherfarayi8814
      @christopherfarayi8814 Před 10 lety

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  • @aconvowithcrissee222
    @aconvowithcrissee222 Před 6 lety +1

    i love when he does stories😂

  • @halberkstresser
    @halberkstresser Před 10 lety +1

    dat was a good one! Will definitely check out more Big Jay

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX Před 9 lety +11

    Spaghetti and butter!
    Solidarity. heh

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 4 lety

      did joe lose his job?

  • @vidahasselburg3841
    @vidahasselburg3841 Před 4 lety +3

    He makes me actually laugh, and that’s hard.

    • @leviweatherd5168
      @leviweatherd5168 Před 4 lety

      Vida Hasselburg he makes me actually hard, and that’s laugh

  • @catatestrophe7499
    @catatestrophe7499 Před rokem +1

    “Fold 4B” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kadabra4009
    @kadabra4009 Před 4 lety +3

    Funniest stand up so far in this show

  • @4nnunaki
    @4nnunaki Před 10 lety +4

    this was one of the funniest ones! yeshh

  • @dudebroski9460
    @dudebroski9460 Před 4 lety +1

    When he mentioned the pipe screensaver i laughed so hard i got a very real cramp.

  • @ImSBrunner
    @ImSBrunner Před 10 lety

    This is awesome. Keep them coming!