Ari Shaffir - Hunt for the Edible - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • čas přidán 24. 04. 2017
  • While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued to do until he ran into trouble with the cops.
    Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-h...
    Follow Ari Shaffir on Twitter: / arishaffir
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  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +56

    Looking for more This Is Not Happening? Check out comedians’ wildest drug stories here: czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pl-EsIsmgZTuS0t3Tm6EV8.html

    • @susannaholbert4227
      @susannaholbert4227 Před 4 lety +2

      Comedy Central Stand-Up FUCK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL.

    • @hitsnchicks8777
      @hitsnchicks8777 Před 4 lety +4

      Not sure if you know this Comedy Central but your supporting a dude who drugs people's drinks....ari is a sick fuck.

    • @christianramey1304
      @christianramey1304 Před 4 lety +2

      Comedy Central and Joe about to drop his ass after this Kobe situation

    • @markphillips4682
      @markphillips4682 Před 4 lety +2

      @@christianramey1304 I hope the hell that you are right. This guy is a real piece of shit.

    • @michaelpuckett9602
      @michaelpuckett9602 Před 4 lety +4

      The Drugging makes him more of a piece of shit than the Kobe situation. Kobe fans became a straight up cult after he died, Ari deserves shit for not standing behind what he said, not for what he said.

  • @rvnwy7261
    @rvnwy7261 Před 7 lety +2143

    Why is Ari dressed like Billy Donka from the Fentanyl Factory

  • @donavanhinson6259
    @donavanhinson6259 Před 5 lety +1198

    Ari: Give it up for Ari Shaffir!
    Ari: *leaves the room and walks back in*

  • @voodoofairy
    @voodoofairy Před 7 lety +1562

    I bet that security footage is amazing.

    • @TruthWiz
      @TruthWiz Před 6 lety +31

      Ha! Now I want to see it.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 4 lety +4

      It has to be epic

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 Před 4 lety +3

      Lmaooo ryt?! I didnt even think of that lol

    • @christianandrade1655
      @christianandrade1655 Před 2 lety +2

      If there is any one who has access to footage of this some how some way leave a link or something

    • @walkerwhalen4861
      @walkerwhalen4861 Před rokem

      @@ninalove3044
      Hi gbggbfgbg mom
      On
      No gbmfbggb egg nine n FG fm

  • @charlesgraham9954
    @charlesgraham9954 Před 7 lety +470

    smokin weed and eatin weed is two very different highs.. lmfao!!

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Před 5 lety +28

      I've been told smoking it it goes straight up, but slowly, whereas edibles hit you ALL AT ONCE

    • @MattZelda
      @MattZelda Před 5 lety +9

      Totally true. Smoking causes me to have hella anxiety but eating it mellows me out.

    • @sambromley7394
      @sambromley7394 Před 4 lety +7

      Depends on your tolerance. For me at least edibles are an identical high as smoking it just has that hour delay

    • @lightasafeather9750
      @lightasafeather9750 Před 4 lety +3

      Charles Graham one you can function the other you want to call an wambulance

    • @davidlowe272
      @davidlowe272 Před 4 lety +12

      I've been smoking for nearly 30 years. I've never had an edible.
      It's about time I baked me a cake.

  • @AndreaGonzalez-wk3pr
    @AndreaGonzalez-wk3pr Před 7 lety +1243

    What the hell is Ari wearing? He looks like he's going to Prom in 1973.

    • @XThexXTank
      @XThexXTank Před 6 lety +5

      Andrea Gonzalez the warden!

    • @RidingJapan
      @RidingJapan Před 5 lety +12

      Batman's joker? just missing makeup and hair

    • @globalklaus
      @globalklaus Před 5 lety +38

      I don't know about the suit. But I can tell you what he's wearing underneath it. Marijuana breast strips.

    • @humblemestizo5442
      @humblemestizo5442 Před 5 lety +16

      Lookin like fuckin willy Wonka from the original movie

    • @SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar
      @SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar Před 5 lety +15

      He's wearing his pimp suit, duh.

  • @itallionator
    @itallionator Před 7 lety +670

    Everyone has to call him Johnny Appleweed from now on

  • @Aaroooony9d3
    @Aaroooony9d3 Před 7 lety +891

    Ari's stories remind me of the kid in school who'd tried to convince you summer camp was a blast

    • @bloodlust9203
      @bloodlust9203 Před 7 lety +27

      I can see Ari appreciating this

    • @missoula2213
      @missoula2213 Před 7 lety +67

      Did Nazi that coming.

    • @JDMJACOB1
      @JDMJACOB1 Před 6 lety +6

      summer camps are awesome

    • @malcolmsaxton2028
      @malcolmsaxton2028 Před 6 lety

      Eric Wilsey I'm stealing that just letting you know

    • @howey935
      @howey935 Před 6 lety +1

      Tom Lehrer hahaha that comment actually made me laugh out loud and spurt coffee everywhere.

  • @kaykay12152
    @kaykay12152 Před 6 lety +910

    *I was hearing "breast strip" for the longest time. I was like how..-*

  • @tonytejada3803
    @tonytejada3803 Před 7 lety +2242

    he's like a tooth fairy for stoners

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Před 4 lety +42

    "what you're looking for is no longer here" 😂😂😂

  • @moomoopuppy5810
    @moomoopuppy5810 Před 4 lety +572

    Who came here after watching Joe Rogan's podcast about Ari spiking Bert's drink with molly?

    • @georgeldecebalus3504
      @georgeldecebalus3504 Před 4 lety +19

      =)) he's a moron

    • @dantodd3737
      @dantodd3737 Před 4 lety +2

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore Před 4 lety +14

      @@georgeldecebalus3504 i fucking love ari, at least he's interesting.

    • @SimplePleasuresMTB
      @SimplePleasuresMTB Před 4 lety +2

      Word👍🏻

    • @xawesome1992x
      @xawesome1992x Před 4 lety +50

      Ari is a piece of shit for that. it's really crossing a line, and the way he reacts to bert being upset about it is so scummy. The dude doesn't give any fucks about other people or having respect.

  • @ohamzdelphia6814
    @ohamzdelphia6814 Před 4 lety +46

    The ending was everything that went through my mind and I respect him for acknowledging that

  • @patrickhandyside9490
    @patrickhandyside9490 Před 5 lety +35

    Ari should do all of these! I find it odd that his stories are so much funnier than any of the other guests he has in his show. I could sit and watch this guy all day and laugh my ass off

  • @christianknight584
    @christianknight584 Před 7 lety +287

    is it just me or does ari look like a children's summer camp instructor

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg Před 7 lety +14

      Like the one whose mugshot ends up on the front page of the newspaper, then yeah.

    • @miserableoutcast
      @miserableoutcast Před 6 lety +6

      He looks like the camp instructor who would probably smoke some weed with you,but also the one that might tie you to your bed and put you out in the woods while you're sleeping.

    • @sdry
      @sdry Před 6 lety

      yeah except they were funnier.

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 Před 5 lety +1

      Alright guys, gather round. We're gonna collect these mushrooms.

  • @b.hagedash7973
    @b.hagedash7973 Před 7 lety +38

    Tom Green is the best and his Ari Shaffir character is definitely my favourite.

  • @meltossmedia
    @meltossmedia Před 5 lety +119

    Minneapolis State Trooper....
    Ahh, the great state of *_Minneapolis_*

  • @brodylahey4516
    @brodylahey4516 Před 4 lety +6

    we need more ari stories because I've watched them all.

  • @tomosboatman1780
    @tomosboatman1780 Před 4 lety +3

    That's the best punchline of all of these I've watched so far.

  • @____________4510
    @____________4510 Před 3 lety +19

    I never realized how true it was about the baggies when he started on the ziplocks that are only for drugs, legit made me think about what else I’ve seen in them to no avail.

    • @tylerjmast
      @tylerjmast Před 3 lety +15

      Spare buttons for shirts.

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 Před rokem +5

      Spare parts for ikea, computer parts, precision machine screws

  • @kennethmartin8715
    @kennethmartin8715 Před 7 lety +158

    Johnny Appleweed!!

  • @NitemareAfterKrismas
    @NitemareAfterKrismas Před rokem +2

    This man is an absolute genius. This is probably the best level of advertisement to get people to buy tickets to your shows. Absolute genius.

  • @ZapperguyLOL
    @ZapperguyLOL Před 7 lety +5

    Too funny! This series in phenomenal. Thanks Ari!

  • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    that opening sequence just had me nearly fall out of my chair. lol

  • @treborironwolfe978
    @treborironwolfe978 Před 3 lety +36

    Even though it is frowned upon and discouraged, I still to this day deliver my male fertility samples to the lab using those tiny ziploc bags.

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 Před rokem

      Ooo gotta be careful with that stuff, it can be real potent

  • @LetsBeClear87
    @LetsBeClear87 Před 7 lety +50

    Swear to god i had a dream you came back today Ari.. goddamn this deja vu is crazy sir!!! And welcome back to the grid ✌️😊

  • @KenoshaKicker
    @KenoshaKicker Před 7 lety +29

    He's always sitting in hats.

  • @adog1233
    @adog1233 Před 3 lety

    One of the better intros on this series, the series is so good.

  • @jeffreyphillip3748
    @jeffreyphillip3748 Před 6 lety

    Last line well said man much respect

  • @gartgart4757
    @gartgart4757 Před 5 lety +9

    I used to work at the MOA and I honestly think they look for the most aggressive applicants when they hire. I was there for 9 months and not once did I have a positive experience with a single one of them.

  • @miaschannelforcommenting
    @miaschannelforcommenting Před 5 lety +13

    2:25 i make and sell jewellery and other small crafty shit online sometimes for extra cash and literally ANYONE who sees the lil plastic bags at my place asks me what dugs i sell with em

  • @minhha3063
    @minhha3063 Před 6 lety

    what a great story... keep up the good work

  • @MommaLousKitchen
    @MommaLousKitchen Před rokem

    Gd I Venmo Ari one time for one special, now my whole fing feeds Ari....I love it 😂

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 Před 4 lety +68

    Ari's passion in life is feeding people drugs :D

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock Před 7 lety +86

    Lol "I was high for 27 hours.." Yeah, I've been high for 5 years, your move..

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork Před 7 lety +6

      ChronicCuber DUH IVE BEEN HIGH MORE LONGER AND BETTER

    • @kkonkkool5941
      @kkonkkool5941 Před 5 lety +3

      Doesn't even get u high anymore at that point

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 Před 5 lety +1

      Regretfully I was high for more than 16 hours on a too high dose of lsd, nightmare.

    • @papi-sauce
      @papi-sauce Před 5 lety

      I’m a crack baby born high and die high

    • @richeyrich2203
      @richeyrich2203 Před 5 lety +3

      @@stephenr80 nightmare, or just a difficult to receive lesson?

  • @papi_sativa
    @papi_sativa Před 4 lety

    Awesome way to end this piece by the way. Keep it 💯

  • @rockinbobokkin7831
    @rockinbobokkin7831 Před 6 lety +1

    You killed it on this one Ari!

  • @20thCenturySir
    @20thCenturySir Před 3 lety +37

    You know this guy would be the worst roomate ever. Dishes in the sink, hairs in the bathroom, and dirty drawers on the floor.

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed Před 7 lety +104

    This guy should do more standup about doing​ drugs. He's just too versatile. Didn't think anyone could be too versatile. Discussing such a wide variety of topics.

  • @joaomartins5114
    @joaomartins5114 Před 4 lety

    That finale was amazing. Hats off

  • @patphilosopher
    @patphilosopher Před 7 lety

    Love this guy, cant wait for him to come back.

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 Před 4 lety +4

    Introducing himself like that! LOL!

  • @christopherko5713
    @christopherko5713 Před 7 lety +3

    Ari's on another level idk if I'm jus high or if this is the funniest shit I ever seen!!!!

  • @brianhoade1411
    @brianhoade1411 Před 2 měsíci

    Ari is the best😂 love this!!!

  • @superlazy3355
    @superlazy3355 Před 6 lety +1

    Haha that's brilliant... Love this series

  • @swiftdog49er51
    @swiftdog49er51 Před 7 lety +8

    more ari stand up

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 Před 3 lety +9

    Man, Ari is such an amazing stand up comedian and storyteller.

  • @louisalexander2647
    @louisalexander2647 Před 7 lety

    the end was the best part lol. I didn't expect that haha

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 Před 11 měsíci

    I hope he is still having these hunts I must follow him

  • @elmospasco5558
    @elmospasco5558 Před 4 lety +7

    " There's no cheating in drug ball" Tom Hanks was in A League of His Own

  • @smallhulk1253
    @smallhulk1253 Před 7 lety +7

    Ya Edmonton!! 🇨🇦👍

  • @idkAusername1000
    @idkAusername1000 Před 7 lety +1

    Shoutout to Ari, wherever you are

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo Před 5 lety +2

    Can’t help but laugh every time he introduces himself. Probably cause I’m high watching it 😂

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Před 4 lety +5

    I have a lot of those baggies for Jewelery, Gemstones, gold nuggets, small screws... lots of non drug uses.
    On a different note, my quarantine Weed is growing nicely.

  • @blacklegacyentertainment5757

    I feel him on the baggie/ziplock part

  • @PistolWhippinPete
    @PistolWhippinPete Před 3 lety

    Best into so far lmao funny af 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GETFUCT420
    @GETFUCT420 Před 7 lety

    The world is not ready for the return of Ari!!!!!!!!!!

  • @humanbeing7897
    @humanbeing7897 Před 4 lety +40

    Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"

    • @elonquemattheson6151
      @elonquemattheson6151 Před 4 lety +11

      He did nothing wrong. Making a joke about a dead guy doesn't make his stuff automatically not funny.

    • @JessMan508
      @JessMan508 Před 4 lety

      I don't think he lost any fans, he's been calling kobe a rapi5t for years now.

    • @ivancastaneda820
      @ivancastaneda820 Před 4 lety

      @@elonquemattheson6151 What part of what he said was funny?

  • @fucandfishdrinkandhunt6581

    Ari's a great story teller he's so funny

  • @lilbbmuffin
    @lilbbmuffin Před 4 lety

    The intro was a lot but I really like this . And I want them to do more !

  • @pootytang8037
    @pootytang8037 Před 2 lety

    That last sentence 💯

  • @daigoshirase4853
    @daigoshirase4853 Před 4 lety +5

    This guy just pulled a Michael Richards. 😂
    Now he might steal Jamie’s position in The Joe Rogan podcast after he rufees his drink.

    • @Pulpgimp
      @Pulpgimp Před 4 lety

      But Michael Richards went away and never came back. Ari is still selling out shows. I saw him last weekend. He came out to Kobe chants lol

  • @ravioli123456
    @ravioli123456 Před 7 lety +9

    i miss Ari, hope to hear from him soon on his podcast

    • @meatfractals3380
      @meatfractals3380 Před 7 lety

      WhopChop exactly.. I've checked my feed several times over the past two days... fingers crossed.. I'm sure he'll go on Rogan's podcast which will be great too..

    • @TheHyde8875
      @TheHyde8875 Před 6 lety +2

      I'm forcing myself to watch this to see the appeal is. I don't see it...

  • @jaymillymills
    @jaymillymills Před 5 lety +2

    One of the better ending statements rather than "and that's the story"

  • @willfuller1791
    @willfuller1791 Před 4 lety

    Best opening scene so far lok

  • @bryansromalski8171
    @bryansromalski8171 Před 7 lety +6

    Is he still off the grid? or was this actually on TV recently?

  • @daniellethornberry8670
    @daniellethornberry8670 Před 7 lety +57

    love it lol.. feel bad for those who can't live like Californians do.. I'm smoking now as im watching this.
    I gotta get these strips he speaks of..

    • @ovtropic1521
      @ovtropic1521 Před 5 lety +2

      La vaca loca

    • @shmokeyrl3195
      @shmokeyrl3195 Před 5 lety +1

      wild thornberry lol

    • @seth4211
      @seth4211 Před 4 lety +6

      Danielle Thornberry all the liberals homeless and that damn expensive cost of living I’m good till it’s legal where I’m livin

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop Před 4 lety +3

      @@seth4211 When you don't know what you're talking about, it's best to remain silent.

    • @cholosd619
      @cholosd619 Před 4 lety

      Did you find them ?

  • @l3wdlemon708
    @l3wdlemon708 Před 4 lety

    Man I love Ari😂😂😂

  • @ycAuntieLala
    @ycAuntieLala Před 4 lety

    Last line plus Johnny Apple Weed -best

  • @Rmantvg
    @Rmantvg Před 7 lety +92

    Have you ever seen ufc on weed???!?!?

    • @Leosalejandro
      @Leosalejandro Před 7 lety +22

      Rmantvg "Blue team go, blue team go"
      "Killer, kill"
      "And some Funyuns, yeahhhh"

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das Před 6 lety +1

      "Doctor said I need a backiotamy"

    • @scottbrown6505
      @scottbrown6505 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes.. it's very intense and will change your life.

    • @GOREilla.
      @GOREilla. Před 5 lety

      It's great

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 4 lety

      @@scottbrown6505 lol.

  • @710concentratedabber8
    @710concentratedabber8 Před 5 lety +5

    When you realise that it really was acid XD

  • @youtubecommentposter5704

    Staying entertained during the 2020 quarantine

  • @littleratboi3644
    @littleratboi3644 Před 4 lety +1

    I love it when the hosts introduce themselves it makes me so happy :)

  • @torib100
    @torib100 Před 6 lety +7

    He introduced himself XD

  • @madisondavis5795
    @madisondavis5795 Před 5 lety +13

    I thought he was saying "bread sticks" at first. Like, "wow, they put drugs in everything!"

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 Před 4 lety

      You can totally find marijuana bread sticks. There are chefs you can hire who will make you a full dinner of weed infused foods

    • @dokushinkachan2530
      @dokushinkachan2530 Před 4 lety

      Im stoned and that was very funny

  • @iamthepinknarwhal
    @iamthepinknarwhal Před rokem +1

    Ari I just love you so much

  • @brucemorris1028
    @brucemorris1028 Před 3 lety +1

    There was an old cowboy movie when the guy came out of the opium tent shootin at the moon feeling great...

  • @waynecampbell8531
    @waynecampbell8531 Před 5 lety +30

    Who else's thought he was saying "THC breast strips"?

  • @abundantYOUniverse
    @abundantYOUniverse Před 4 lety +3

    He looks like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Avenatti had a head on collision and he popped out.

  • @dontsettlefor500mill
    @dontsettlefor500mill Před 4 lety +2

    Fuck yeah with the run the jewels theme music! An intersection of my favorites!!!!!

  • @carywaltonjr.9671
    @carywaltonjr.9671 Před 4 lety +1

    That's sounds like the greatest gift ever!

  • @DamianLoved
    @DamianLoved Před 5 lety +22

    What an awesome set-- Twitter drug scavenger hunts should always be a thing

  • @stephen32frazier
    @stephen32frazier Před 5 lety +10

    Ari's happiest Monet in life: when he introduces himself.

  • @zacharyglunt4620
    @zacharyglunt4620 Před 6 lety +1

    Doesn't anyone else love that Ari introduces himself in the Third Person?

  • @mookiecy
    @mookiecy Před 7 lety

    so damn funny!! He is one of the best story tellers ever!!

  • @joejames8503
    @joejames8503 Před 7 lety +25

    i like how ari explains joe is his buddy, as if anyone in the world would know him for any other reason.

    • @PP-ky2ji
      @PP-ky2ji Před 5 lety

      Check out his comedy skits he had a movie on Netflix's too

    • @youvebeengot1079
      @youvebeengot1079 Před 5 lety +1

      We're not all Rogan fanboys like you , plenty of us knew about him before Joe gave him a spotlight on his show

  • @MainDrainStudios
    @MainDrainStudios Před 7 lety +186

    nice, they shaved a solid 10 seconds off those sheit intros :p
    now you only have to skip to @1:05

    • @imdevonur
      @imdevonur Před 7 lety +7

      Main Drain Studios ADD in full effect.

    • @MainDrainStudios
      @MainDrainStudios Před 7 lety +6

      and I don't mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadence.

    • @sanagustin877
      @sanagustin877 Před 7 lety +9

      What if I like the intros? I like the one of Family Reunion... :..(

    • @gabrielgossett9663
      @gabrielgossett9663 Před 7 lety +7

      How do you not like these intros?

    • @MainDrainStudios
      @MainDrainStudios Před 7 lety +4

      can you really not conceive of a world where someone (many people) don't like the same things as you?

  • @St_Lucifer_Morningstar

    The trooper really did live up to his name! What a super trooper!

  • @Awiggins64
    @Awiggins64 Před 5 lety

    Facts on the ending.

  • @mushromboeinvading8168
    @mushromboeinvading8168 Před 5 lety +3

    How do u do the beginning effect where the camera spun while he was frozen with needles floating

  • @MarvelleBanks
    @MarvelleBanks Před 7 lety +9

    BITCH!!! If that last line wasn't the truest thing EVER!!! #LMAO

    • @gettinyukky
      @gettinyukky Před 7 lety +3

      except jews aren't white and a normal white person would be jailed. he got off cause he's a rich Jewish comedian who is famous. Jewish privilege. jews comprise over 60% of all billionaires even thought they are 0.2% of the population. hate the jews, not the europeans

    • @imtalkingtoyou1841
      @imtalkingtoyou1841 Před 6 lety

      Memes. Many Such Cases! The jews managed to pull themselves up by their boot straps. Fuck the whole slavery in the bible shit that there is no proof of. The inquisition, then world war two. Only after all that did some of them get money.

  • @CARRJ142
    @CARRJ142 Před 2 lety

    Another great video.

  • @DontTreadOnUsBlog
    @DontTreadOnUsBlog Před 7 lety +1

    2:33 needed the clip of Joey Diaz yelling SCIENCEEEE edited in

  • @evandavidson1896
    @evandavidson1896 Před 6 lety +13

    I took an edible and threw up 12 times

    • @drakeweddner
      @drakeweddner Před 4 lety +1

      Was it made by some random guy or was it regulated

    • @jaystein1405
      @jaystein1405 Před 4 lety

      Those were mushrooms

    • @johnnylaw26
      @johnnylaw26 Před 4 lety

      Actually it was 11 times stop lying

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 Před 3 lety

      I ate an edible and was fine, UNTIL my friend who also took one was throwing up and his heaving sounds made me throw up

  • @dokushinkachan2530
    @dokushinkachan2530 Před 4 lety +3

    Whats up with these 52 second intro video lol

  • @DJBuglip
    @DJBuglip Před 2 lety

    Lol, Ari, I love you. That's hysterical, its like the Merry Pranksters for the 21st century.

  • @ryanm7832
    @ryanm7832 Před 5 lety +2

    Johnny Dabs-n-weed*
    Also, I've seen this one a few times. But it's my favorite 'TINH' episode ever made. Lol. It was the first one I ever saw, and the first time I ever saw Ari Shaffir. I still thank the universe for guiding me to it on that day.

  • @chucklong7927
    @chucklong7927 Před 4 lety +3

    is it in Burt's shot?

  • @silaslang688
    @silaslang688 Před 4 lety +3

    I would've sworn he was saying "breast chips", at first.

  • @gavinbrinck
    @gavinbrinck Před 7 lety

    Best one yet