Family Guy- Chris Becomes a Registered S*x Offender

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  • čas přidán 18. 07. 2018
  • In this episode Chris sends an image of his p*nis to a classmate, who reports him to the police.
    I do not own any of these clips, They are the property of FOX

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  • @evanjacob5416
    @evanjacob5416 Před 6 měsíci +1460

    “He took my phone to look at pictures of my friends” had me rolling 💀

    • @humantacos9800
      @humantacos9800 Před 6 měsíci +108

      That’s the hidden joke of the whole skit lol.

    • @Lubin-md4ml
      @Lubin-md4ml Před 5 měsíci +45

      Clearely dad of the year for being the biggest pervert ever😳🤭😂🤣🤣

    • @Taha632RMF
      @Taha632RMF Před 2 měsíci +15

      I didnt even pay attention to that lmaooo

    • @SpongeB00b_is_a_savage
      @SpongeB00b_is_a_savage Před 2 měsíci

      that sounds like a pedophile

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 2 lety +9360

    "And apparently a girl-"
    "OH THANK GOD"

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen Před 2 lety +8850

    “And the girl he sent it to doesnt like him back, so she turned him in.” 😂😂
    Such an underrated line.

    • @arsrhetorica200
      @arsrhetorica200 Před 2 lety +214

      I thought I was the only one who caught that line.

    • @devarmont87
      @devarmont87 Před 2 lety +255

      The definition of rape in our society

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 2 lety +1

      Oh my god fuck off. Yeah usually you would receive this pictures from people you know and like. But I wouldn't be surprised you didn't know that.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 2 lety +640

      @@devarmont87 yeah the definition of rape is unwanted intercourse, genius

    • @devarmont87
      @devarmont87 Před 2 lety

      @@aliveslice you obviously have no clue.
      Of course that's the dictionary definition, but if you haven't seen (which good for you)
      Woman can cry rape from regretful sex.
      Woman can cry rape of they had alcohol in there blood.
      Woman can cry rape and in many countries the man loses his job and had to prove in court he didn't do it.
      The consequences of woman lying about facts is very real.
      I slept with an Asian girl consensually and she afterward wanted a relationship when i didnt so she claimed rape.. it was swept under the rug but I could have lost my house, job Everything based on this woman's decision to simply regret what she wanted to do. It wasnt rape.. she took me home, she took my clothes off, she laid Me on my back... But the state clearly supports woman who decide that if they regret the sex afterward, it's rape.
      FUK YOU and what you think, you have a small arrogant mind.
      Many men in the past have been convicted of rape from a woman who simply did not like the guy in the morning. It's unfair and double standards.

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa Před 2 lety +11067

    Neil really is a terrible friend. Gave Chris bad advice and never made any effort to help him when it made things hard for him.

    • @clydecash5659
      @clydecash5659 Před 2 lety +1206

      That’s the joke. Stereotype jew

    • @klinero14
      @klinero14 Před 2 lety +152

      He didn’t think that Chris would get in trouble

    • @billbrasky7540
      @billbrasky7540 Před 2 lety +100

      Neil is just one of the boys brah 🤙🏻

    • @brooksiedoodle5087
      @brooksiedoodle5087 Před 2 lety +227

      Chris could use some basic critical thinking skills to easily determine the advice was terrible.

    • @MagicHetero
      @MagicHetero Před 2 lety +26

      it wasnt really a bad advice in the end

  • @NathanielLewis
    @NathanielLewis Před 2 lety +1784

    He was actually smarter than Meg yet no one called him a nerd

  • @ZeriyaGaming
    @ZeriyaGaming Před 2 lety +1265

    That "what can go wrong" cut. 😂

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety +12

      3:55 The way the librarian said the last line had me dying! 😆😂😝 Lol! Hahahaha!!!

    • @matthewthayer9316
      @matthewthayer9316 Před 11 dny

      I think it’s better than what they do in the actual show.

  • @grizzlydino
    @grizzlydino Před 9 měsíci +1623

    I like how Chris didn’t talk to the girl but somehow knew her number out of nowhere

  • @Swagster_Monke
    @Swagster_Monke Před 3 lety +3523

    That last line had me laughing

  • @marshmallowmilitia8056
    @marshmallowmilitia8056 Před 2 lety +582

    How could they not have Herbert in that group.

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 Před 2 lety +176

      Herbert hasn't been caught yet

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 Před 2 lety +144

      He's been at the game too long to slip up like the rest of those amateurs.

    • @emperornapoleon6204
      @emperornapoleon6204 Před 2 lety +66

      He’s a pro. Confirmed he was undercover in Quahog in the episode he was young. Sly fox, that Herbert.

    • @jamesc.e.s.4551
      @jamesc.e.s.4551 Před 2 lety +25

      It was confirmed in another episode that nobody cares because it's just so damn funny.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Před 10 měsíci +7

      He's the Phantom Thief, never to be caught.

  • @franktruth8341
    @franktruth8341 Před 2 lety +2561

    2:17 I love those RARE moments where Peter is smart.

    • @tonioene2262
      @tonioene2262 Před 2 lety +63

      What made him look smart here? 🤔

    • @dezza99
      @dezza99 Před 2 lety +244

      @@tonioene2262 the fact that he knew what chemical castration is

    • @AtanoKSi
      @AtanoKSi Před 2 lety +21

      @@dezza99 that's being smart?

    • @dezza99
      @dezza99 Před 2 lety +74

      @@AtanoKSi depends on your perspective I suppose, it's smart for him

    • @MOMO-436
      @MOMO-436 Před 2 lety +32

      @@AtanoKSi you clearly don’t watch family guy if this comment and the reasoning behind it perplex you so much lol.

  • @christopherjordan6235
    @christopherjordan6235 Před 4 lety +3054

    Don't blame Chris, blame Neil, he's the one that got him in trouble.

  • @jeromechibamba514
    @jeromechibamba514 Před 2 lety +1390

    The way Peter went "oh my God" was hilarious and realistic to most parents.

    • @christopherlewis1315
      @christopherlewis1315 Před 2 lety +41

      He said "Oh, THANK God."

    • @bigboi4269
      @bigboi4269 Před 2 lety +12

      @@christopherlewis1315 nope, after castration

    • @christopherlewis1315
      @christopherlewis1315 Před 2 lety +8

      @@bigboi4269 Yeah, youre right. I guess I didn't notice that part at first.

    • @hateusometimes1375
      @hateusometimes1375 Před 10 měsíci +6

      im not gonna be most parents bc im not homophobic

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@hateusometimes1375 All parents breathe a sigh of relief when they can make a check mark in the straight column for their children.

  • @emperornapoleon6204
    @emperornapoleon6204 Před 2 lety +3936

    Of course: Quagmire is the teacher😂
    Edit: “I like where this is going. Giggity, giggity, gig-gi-ty!” -Glenn Quagmire

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 2 lety +104

      Who else but Quagmire?

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 2 lety +1

      Lies again? BDSM SORE LOSER

    • @kingx518
      @kingx518 Před 2 lety +20

      Of course it's Quagmire 😂

    • @QueenEevee1994
      @QueenEevee1994 Před 2 lety +4

      @JackDiCaprio
      Chorus: He’s Quagmire, Quagmire.
      Quagmire: Giggity giggity, giggity, giggity, let’s have sex!

    • @deanfarr3249
      @deanfarr3249 Před 2 lety

      Everybody including quagmire is a sex offender 🤣

  • @lucaskincanyon7393
    @lucaskincanyon7393 Před 2 lety +1977

    This is probably one of the better episodes. Not any gore and excessive blood and genuine funny times like that last time.

  • @keymaster430
    @keymaster430 Před 2 lety +278

    Lois: "We'll make sure Chris apologizes to the little knob tease."
    😂😂

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Před 28 dny +1

      I like how they’re all just blaming her.

  • @DIZXSTER
    @DIZXSTER Před 2 lety +684

    0:45 Peter's reaction when the principle said "the girl" kills me every time😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety

      He’s such a homophobe. 😂

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Před rokem +4

      I don't get it but it's damn funny 😹😹😹

    • @DIZXSTER
      @DIZXSTER Před rokem +18

      @@darkneon5637 peter was afraid it'll be a guy so he was very thankful when the principle said "the girl"

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Před rokem +4

      @@DIZXSTER OOH thanks 👍

  • @Kuratius
    @Kuratius Před 2 lety +127

    Apparently Chris without puberty is as intelligent as Stewie. That has implications that Stewie wouldn't like.

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 Před 2 lety +612

    The Michael Moore roast was hilarious

  • @TheBookRant
    @TheBookRant Před 2 lety +481

    “Chris what’s wrong with your leg? OH MY GOD THATS NOT YOUR LEG!”
    Let’s be real that girls father was just jealous. Chris is a king down there

    • @sheldonsavio7615
      @sheldonsavio7615 Před 2 lety +10

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety +22

      That’s why you think the girl’s father got angry and called the police?

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Před 2 lety +23

      @@arcticangel1628 it makes sense

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety

      @@nisarojas2869 Have you ever thought it’s because he doesn’t want people sending sexual pics to his daughter?

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Před 2 lety +13

      @@arcticangel1628 I know the real reason dude, relax

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 Před 10 měsíci +71

    0:51
    Principal Shepard: "And apparently the girl-"
    Peter: "Oh thank God!"
    *LMFAO* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jshaka3769
    @jshaka3769 Před 2 lety +165

    lol “the girl turned him in cause she didn’t like him back.” Lol

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 Před 6 měsíci +38

    "Oh! A pee pee!" The delivery was spot on 😂

  • @rounakdebnath2895
    @rounakdebnath2895 Před 2 lety +365

    Lol what? Quagmire as the rehab instructor?? LMFAO

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze Před 2 lety +22

      Networking lol

    • @hippiepisces9745
      @hippiepisces9745 Před 2 lety +5

      You don’t remember the episode where lowest left the kids at quagmire’s house and quagmire said according to the law

  • @arcticangel1628
    @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety +344

    3:55 The way the librarian said that last line had me dying! 😆😂😝 Lol! Hahahaha!!!

  • @leozr2449
    @leozr2449 Před 6 měsíci +78

    "My dad took my phone to look at pictures of my friends"💀

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh Před 2 měsíci +2

      That completely went over my head until now

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid Před 23 dny

      3:30

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid Před 23 dny +1

      I disliked this comment because you didn’t include the timestamp when its literally right on the screen with one tap of a button

  • @mrtony80
    @mrtony80 Před 2 lety +64

    Chris hair looks like scrambled eggs

  • @corynthius8860
    @corynthius8860 Před 2 lety +53

    Glenn saying "And statistically you will all be here again because this has mever worked in the history of doing this" is pretty accurate

    • @Rocky-or4rz
      @Rocky-or4rz Před 9 měsíci +2

      Sex offenders have the lowest re-offense rate of all crimes

    • @mr.giggles6265
      @mr.giggles6265 Před 5 měsíci +12

      ​@@Rocky-or4rz Lol found the chomo

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před 5 měsíci

      I like how every other comment says they wouldn't trust Quagmire with this job, even though literally anyone else would generate the same results because of this exact quote from Glen.

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​@@Rocky-or4rz That's not even remotely true

    • @mikemurray3962
      @mikemurray3962 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Rocky-or4rzI bet you call pedos 'maps' don't you?😂

  • @MPHswayze
    @MPHswayze Před 2 lety +105

    I love Seth Green's castrated Chris voice

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam Před 2 lety +18

      Sounds posh lol

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jeshkam I think that was the whole idea.

    • @redscar1973
      @redscar1973 Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@arcticangel1628yeah, thats why he said that.

    • @valkiron11
      @valkiron11 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@redscar1973 This is a pizza >🍕

  • @xanderotp
    @xanderotp Před 3 lety +207

    Honestly, I would expect this kind of crap from Peter or Quagmire to get Chris into this kind mess. But Neil?

  • @Light-Rock97
    @Light-Rock97 Před 2 lety +235

    So this is what an episode looks like without cutaways and side stories. Surprisingly, it could work. I really liked their first season under Disney, the one that started with the family taking a cruise. It was darker, a little more mellow.

    • @Light-Rock97
      @Light-Rock97 Před 2 lety +1

      @@animalfriend7389 That one's a classic. Isn't that the one where he finds his desk/mother?

    • @Light-Rock97
      @Light-Rock97 Před 2 lety +5

      @@animalfriend7389 That one's good too. How about that one where Stewie goes to the shrink? He reveal the British accent is a put-on. These are why I'm a fan of the show.

  • @andreasantoni6896
    @andreasantoni6896 Před 2 lety +83

    This is the type of thing that Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" would have a field day with.

  • @congrilla-
    @congrilla- Před 2 lety +397

    So he couldn't built up the nerve to talk to her but he had her number?

  • @shahancheong9792
    @shahancheong9792 Před 2 lety +666

    "It's either this, or chemical castration".
    "What's that!?"
    "You take a ton of pills that totally wipes out all sexuality".
    "Oh!...Is that what Michael Moore did?"
    "No, but I understand why you'd think that".
    HAHAHAAHAHA!!! That's brutal!!

    • @Brada988
      @Brada988 Před 2 lety +27

      Yeah, we all saw the video

    • @envioustunic6713
      @envioustunic6713 Před 2 lety

      @@Brada988 yeah fuck him for commenting

    • @chanellehendricksen8919
      @chanellehendricksen8919 Před 2 lety +14

      Who's Micheal moore

    • @leepoleschuk6692
      @leepoleschuk6692 Před 2 lety

      @@chanellehendricksen8919 a d bag documentarian

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@chanellehendricksen8919He was an actor in the film where the song duelling banjos came from. He appeared in a season 4 episode’s cutaway gag where he and Peter have a farting contest to the tune of that same song.

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Před 7 měsíci +38

    Holy shit I didn't know that Family Guy had an episode where Chris became a Discord moderator

  • @lord_beethoven1169
    @lord_beethoven1169 Před 2 lety +20

    “Is that what Michael Moore did?” 🤣🤣
    “My dad took my phone to look at pictures of my friends.”

  • @Yung_Bnoxxx
    @Yung_Bnoxxx Před 2 lety +19

    1:20 I love how a bunch of stuff is tipped over

  • @tnecniw
    @tnecniw Před 2 lety +80

    "EUUGH A PEPEEE!"
    Sorry just the best lineread ever.

  • @squidwardwithblondehair7219

    “HUHHOOOOOOO PEEPEE!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TrystonTX
    @TrystonTX Před 4 lety +48

    Peter and Lois are gon’ find out what Chris did.

  • @Zeakthecat
    @Zeakthecat Před 2 lety +281

    i kinda love how toward the end, it was revealed her overprotective father called the law on chris, not her.
    like come on, both are underage ffs, and its not wise to throw adulthood on top of them on their 18th birthday, like instantly they're supposed to know shit as soon as they turn 18. *mega facepalms*

    • @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567
      @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Před 2 lety +33

      Mood. Had adulthood thrown in my face at 16. Ended up with PTSD, Amnesia and a weird, persistent feeling that I'm 16 at 23.

    • @Zeakthecat
      @Zeakthecat Před 2 lety +12

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 yea terrible parenting will do that.

    • @makewarnotlove1954
      @makewarnotlove1954 Před 2 lety +3

      Chris becomes transgender

    • @r.vincenta.9678
      @r.vincenta.9678 Před 2 lety +4

      @@makewarnotlove1954 technically not really. Being transgender requires the psychological and emotional aspects of wanting transition to another gender. Castration either cutting off your balls or using drugs for the same effect, only achieves a negative physiological change which is not prerequisite to being trans. The term eunuch or neutered is appropriate.
      Unfortunately, using such drugs (or the cutting version) on a pre-pubertal or pubertal boy will cause irreparable harm and is considered illegal or at least ethically malignant.
      Also, the "focus on other things" dib is actually a jab on the beliefs of the NoFap movement as it's portrayed to something like being neutered.
      Lastly, the male sex hormone isn't just a sex chemical. Instead it is responsible for regulating a long list of bodily functions esp in males that's related to cognition, immune regulation, musculoskeletal development, etc. It is only one of the many hormones that regulate sexual function and it does not cause sexomania, p3dophilia, aggression. It does not cause you to think about sex bec that's the brain's job. The chemical ball-cutting treatment that Chris took is scientifically like breaking the leg of a table bec it was wobbly.

    • @Jays6926
      @Jays6926 Před 2 lety +5

      It’s also ironic how her father was a sex offender by looking at pictures of her friends

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar Před 2 lety +95

    2:10 Looks like Chris changed his surname to "Chandler"

    • @jatinkhayani1167
      @jatinkhayani1167 Před 2 lety +4

      How do you know that

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar Před 2 lety +10

      @@jatinkhayani1167 Because Chris Chan started taking hormones to "transistion" and among the side effects was losing their sex drive. Like Chris Griffin does when he chemically castrates himself.

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Před 2 lety +4

      So... He had sex with Lois?

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Před 2 lety +3

      @@PlanetZoidstar I don't think that Chris Chan lost their sex drive.

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar Před 2 lety

      @@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 He claims he struggled to gain an erection after taking hormones.

  • @dannyhoward3437
    @dannyhoward3437 Před 2 lety +18

    The little “knob tease.”

  • @NienNienNien
    @NienNienNien Před 2 lety +124

    "Because this hasn't worked ever"
    -Glen Quagmire
    Well of course because sex offenders shouldnt be rehabing other offenders lmao

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek Před 10 měsíci

      Quagmire rehabs his fellow sex offenders then goes home to his Chinese women in barrels

  • @tvshowanddvdloverest
    @tvshowanddvdloverest Před 3 lety +32

    What would detective Olivia Benson think about this behaviour

  • @nicolasquintanilla369
    @nicolasquintanilla369 Před 5 lety +166

    How good i learned english at school to enjoy family guy

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d Před 11 měsíci +17

    I wouldn't trust Quagmire to be the instructor of rehab for sex offenders lol.

  • @johnforro1305
    @johnforro1305 Před 2 lety +48

    It's a good thing I didn't have a cellphone back in the early to the late 90s while I was in school. Lol

  • @4862cjc
    @4862cjc Před 2 lety +24

    Marci’s father took her phone to look at pictures of her friends.
    OK ...

    • @plaistowbill
      @plaistowbill Před 2 lety

      He him may be on the Rhode Island sex offender registry.

  • @IM-NOTHIM
    @IM-NOTHIM Před 2 lety +31

    Chris and Niel are potentially hilarious duo

  • @user-zh3fo7po2l
    @user-zh3fo7po2l Před 3 lety +26

    "Muhthur fahthur" "Puhrvurht"

  • @walterschivo9123
    @walterschivo9123 Před 2 lety +36

    Boy, the voice of chris must be talented to talk masculine like that.

  • @ABC13KMUK
    @ABC13KMUK Před 9 měsíci +5

    “don’t do it, don’t do it, you’re gonna get in trouble.” That’s the voice that Chris should’ve had inside his head before taking a picture

  • @ashishbhatt3467
    @ashishbhatt3467 Před 2 lety +93

    "Aparantly she didnt like him back so she turned him in". Thats pretty important information!

    • @thomasweeden2683
      @thomasweeden2683 Před 2 lety +4

      Yep

    • @nilanjasa007
      @nilanjasa007 Před 2 lety +17

      The thing is people do send gross pictures to random girls and expect them to like them. I have doubt if ever anyone got interested in someone by seeing this kind of perverted gross behaviour 😐

    • @_Sol6
      @_Sol6 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nilanjasa007 It's not a random stranger, but a friend of mine got a boyfriend that way.

    • @TexasGirl22
      @TexasGirl22 Před 2 lety +11

      @@nilanjasa007 it’s Disgusting. I’ve had to put my social media on private because random men would DM me pics.

    • @nilanjasa007
      @nilanjasa007 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TexasGirl22 When I joined fb 6-7 years ago, I was a minor, still many random middle aged men used to send explicit pictures and texted sexual things all the time.

  • @alltheglorytogod7402
    @alltheglorytogod7402 Před 2 lety +12

    "Ah ya looked back to fast"😂

  • @iago9711
    @iago9711 Před 2 měsíci

    Its amazing how you managed to edit almost every joke out of the episode

  • @Th_Uslss_Indvdl
    @Th_Uslss_Indvdl Před 9 měsíci

    Love the jump you made at 0:36 😂

  • @alexanderbreschi90
    @alexanderbreschi90 Před 2 lety +13

    And because she doesn’t like him… that’s so true

  • @kriptonbazooka1718
    @kriptonbazooka1718 Před 3 lety +36

    00:52 LOL relief that chris not gay

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 2 lety +2

      3:55 The way the librarian said the last line had me dying! 😆😂😝 Lol! Hahahaha!!!

  • @billbrasky7540
    @billbrasky7540 Před 2 lety +249

    (this story got a wee bit long)
    Dude Chris, well, post chemical castration Chris, looks like this dude we used to call "Nut Huggers" lol I was in my second rehab (heroin addiction and alcoholism is a bitch) and anyway, on Fridays or Thursdays, there was a bus that took people from the treatment center to a church (voluntarily of course) and a few of my buddies had been going for a while, and one day they invited me and I said no, but then. They said they feed you, and next thing I know I'm on the bus.
    Anyway, what I didn't know was that after the food and the singing, there were these male and female groups for recovering drug addicts/alcoholics, PTSD (oh this was a military veterans rehab I was in bc I'm a veteran, so lots of PTSD patients including myself), and even people with sexual addiction, and I did not know this, and I would find out shortly why the boys _REALLY_ wanted me to come with them.
    So before the men and women split off into groups, people share testimony, and up comes Nut Huggers; he looks just like Chris, minus a few pounds and instead of pants, he wore these khaki shorts that he wore WAY UP HIGH to the point they were like Top Gun short-shorts, and he had an abnormally thick set of thighs and a really big ass like a woman... Like I thought it could have been a diaper, but nah, that was all real 100% stink meat back there, and the way he wore his shorts... I wouldn't call it a camel toe or a moose knuckle... It was more of a "loaf" (thus, why the boys dubbed him Nut Huggers lol)
    And so anyway Nut Huggers gets up behind the podium and starts basically telling his pud pulling habits; three separate monitors, 10+ times a day, getting caught multiple times in the public bathroom at the Good Will where he worked (the only place that'd hire him), the chaffing, etc., And that he's a registered S. O. Because he got caught driving around a park and he was targeting kids by stopping and opening his car door and... _ahem..._ "Shooting his web" at these kids like Spiderman, and so yeah...
    And meanwhile, I'm mortified! Haha I mean, I was an M1 Abrams tanker in the army from 2003-2012; I was a tanker during the invasion of Iraq, I've been a grunt and been around other grunts (tankers, Infantry men, and cavalry scouts) from 18 years old to almost my 30s, and so I've heard and said a lot of gross and vulgar/graphic sht, but this super detailed "testimony" from this WEIRD looking weirdo sex offender just... Like a sabot round blew up my brain. I don't think I've ever physically seen or been around one ever in my life before then.
    I look over at my buds like
    "You hearing this sht?!"
    And they're LAUGHING their asses off literally as quiet as they could and that's when I realized it. They got me 😂
    Later on during group friggin Spiderman ova heeyah started telling us some more of "The Whack Off Chronicles of Mr Huggers" in gross gooey detail and the four of us boys are laughing hard dude and Huggers seemed to think that we were laughing because he was funny or something, because he's so socially inept
    (Oh he was " funny" alright lol not funny-ha-ha) like, he didn't know we were laughing at him, so it was like our ridiculing him just egged him on and made him tell more and get into even grosser detail lol oh! and there were young kids at that church too! After the whole thing was done with and me and the boys were walking out to go smoke, we see him on all fours chasing and playing with these kids who were like Pre-K age, and I'm like
    "Shouldn't we tell him to stop or tell the parents about this guy?"
    And one of my buddies was like
    "Nah. They know all about him, plus we don't wanna ruin this pizza gig we got going for us".
    Fair enough boys, fair enough... But yeah... Can't make this sht up...
    Nut Huggers everybody!
    Thank you, good night!

    • @AceLM92
      @AceLM92 Před 2 lety +44

      ...dude

    • @V009j
      @V009j Před 2 lety +36

      You paint quite a picture

    • @jerand8767
      @jerand8767 Před 2 lety +12

      Sounds like a Bullshit story, but I'm not sure. Funny though, either way, I've stolen the name nuthugger
      We have a security officer here at work with unusually thick thighs, he is now nuthugger! ...thanks!!

    • @obi-wanadoobie9917
      @obi-wanadoobie9917 Před 2 lety +5

      Weave a tale of great woe and hilarity

    • @andressauvage7738
      @andressauvage7738 Před 2 lety +26

      That's fucking sickening

  • @SabreLeonheart
    @SabreLeonheart Před 2 lety +8

    Whoever has the comment that has windowless van that's painted to look like an ice-cream truck, your headlights are on. 🤣

  • @user-uw6rr5mv9h
    @user-uw6rr5mv9h Před 2 lety +17

    Basically made him an NPR host

  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal Před 6 měsíci +3

    0:35 This cut-off was perfect

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster Před 6 měsíci +5

    We’ll make sure Chris apologizes to that little knob tease 😂

  • @KoopaKool12
    @KoopaKool12 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Quagmire teaching in a Sex offender rehab class was the funniest part to me.

  • @WispyBlueBricksGPX
    @WispyBlueBricksGPX Před 3 lety +10

    It was Neil, Damnit!

  • @MonkersPuff
    @MonkersPuff Před rokem +3

    The way Chris stands lmao

  • @EricN64
    @EricN64 Před 4 měsíci +2

    0:49 “oh thank god” lmfaooooo 💀💀💀💀

  • @doobies3912
    @doobies3912 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Lmao quagmire being the leader of the group

  • @piyushshedke9735
    @piyushshedke9735 Před 2 lety +3

    i really like the way that chris talked

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 Před 2 lety +23

    Let's face it. Chris is probably going to end up a discord mod.

    • @Epic-so3ek
      @Epic-so3ek Před 10 měsíci +2

      Don’t insult Chris like that

    • @Emogamer-tp8vo
      @Emogamer-tp8vo Před 9 měsíci +1

      Chris: "if you keep posting memes in general I'm gonna have to ban you. So anyways like I was saying the age of consent should definitely be 13"

  • @dylanL19
    @dylanL19 Před 2 lety +2

    “ before we begin whoever’s driving a windowless van painted like an ice cream truck you’re lights are on”

  • @BlissBee
    @BlissBee Před 3 dny +1

    The subtle joke of quagmire being the staff at sex offender rehab and not one of the memebers

  • @danielblyth2841
    @danielblyth2841 Před rokem +3

    The haircut to the side is spot on.

  • @djpainkiller3326
    @djpainkiller3326 Před 2 lety +4

    The best part is the police officer there is Joe one of Peter Griffin‘s great friends and has not amused not surprised reactions because that’s how much Joe knows Peter

  • @gordonfreemen1920
    @gordonfreemen1920 Před 5 měsíci

    The Jump cut from "What could go Wrong?" to the principal's office

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito Před 6 měsíci +2

    The weird fucking thing is is that there are kids who are like 15-16 who have gone to prison, tried as adults, for "distribution of Child porn" where they would then be abused by full grown adults in prison.

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 Před 2 lety +37

    “someone-someone get me NUDE ARTBOOKS!!! I NEED NUDE ARTBOOKS!!!”
    This line always has me dying for some reason every time I hear it.

  • @ettavictor4804
    @ettavictor4804 Před 2 lety +16

    "... and apparently the girl..."
    Peter: Oh thank God

  • @PixarMan2001
    @PixarMan2001 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I feel like Quagmire is teaching the class because that is HIS sex offender rehab sentence.

    • @razzle1964
      @razzle1964 Před 2 měsíci

      Oh! I thought it was just his ‘lifestyle choice’!

  • @causal9873
    @causal9873 Před 2 lety

    Basically the whole episode summed up in 4 min. Nothing was really lost in shortening it, it seems.

  • @societyoflearning5571
    @societyoflearning5571 Před 2 lety +3

    Chris sounds kind of like Coriolanus Snow when he is tutoring

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820

    1:55 Michael Moore! 😂🤣😂

  • @MCChefBoyRD
    @MCChefBoyRD Před 5 měsíci +1

    "He took my phone to look at pictures of my friends" ah yes, sounds like his concern here is genuine

  • @TrentJordan3198
    @TrentJordan3198 Před 5 měsíci +1

    There are 8 windowless vans painted like an ice cream truck with their headlights left on.

  • @alecazadi-hocking8381
    @alecazadi-hocking8381 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I get the feeling that Neil totally knew what he was doing when he told Chris to do that. It looked like he was aware of what he was doing and as soon as he told the gullible idiot what to do, he fucked off quickly once he knew Chris would do it. And for no reason at all either. That’s so fucked up. So gangster.

  • @Facade953
    @Facade953 Před 2 lety +4

    Reverse Flash: It was me, Chris!🤣

  • @the_official_frogman
    @the_official_frogman Před 20 dny

    finally, a family guy clip without the zoom-ins that get rid of every aspect of the comedy in the sketch

  • @mgriffin51304
    @mgriffin51304 Před 6 měsíci

    I know this is edited, but I love how after Chris takes the pic, it cuts straight to the principles office. 😂

  • @Eroica_Under_God.15.18
    @Eroica_Under_God.15.18 Před 9 měsíci +3

    *3:55** Man I'm Dead RN 🤣🤣☠☠*

  • @Th4t_guy_
    @Th4t_guy_ Před 2 lety +11

    I think her dad is a way bigger problem than Chris lolol

    • @ElementalBlade
      @ElementalBlade Před 10 měsíci

      Finally someone acknowledges this detail! He's definitely the big perv and she must have saved the photo to her gallery first

  • @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959

    The old librarian at the end going “ughhhh a pee pee” so apathetically, got me

  • @TheSexyrean
    @TheSexyrean Před 2 lety +1

    Presence of Joe for his friend was Kind of warm

  • @angerymechanic661
    @angerymechanic661 Před 2 lety +12

    This is better without all the cuts but Disney owns them now

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 Před 2 lety +4

      The cuts are from whoever uploaded this vid, it's not the actual show editing

    • @tomaprd
      @tomaprd Před 9 měsíci

      @@tobe1207yeah

  • @TheGreatSeraphim
    @TheGreatSeraphim Před 2 lety +5

    "Oh a pp" really sells chris's 3rd leg short

  • @sandwichman1238
    @sandwichman1238 Před 2 lety +2

    hebert should have been in the ice cream truck joke

  • @alwaysbeclosing5797
    @alwaysbeclosing5797 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Love the way he said …
    “I bet that caught him by surprhiiiiiise” 🤣

  • @ezekielsparadise4633
    @ezekielsparadise4633 Před 2 lety +3

    Neil is a pro.

  • @matty9727
    @matty9727 Před 4 lety +19

    3:56

  • @speedtracker9556
    @speedtracker9556 Před 2 lety +2

    Which episode is this?

  • @user-wi7hn4yb7v
    @user-wi7hn4yb7v Před 2 měsíci

    I loved the random cut to black at 2:54 that made me look at myself and realize my existential dread 👍