The Wildest 10-Year-Old’s Birthday Party of All Time - Kumail Nanjiani

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  • čas přidán 16. 08. 2019
  • Kumail Nanjiani once saw a cobra fight a mongoose at a child’s birthday party in Pakistan.
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Komentáře • 356

  • @MrDemonWorm
    @MrDemonWorm Před 3 lety +318

    My own favorite part is, "There's a two-year-old watching, and not even crying. I bet he didn't cry a year after that."

    • @lordcublington
      @lordcublington Před 2 lety +1

      That’s not your favorite part

    • @RyanConnell5150
      @RyanConnell5150 Před 2 lety +2

      My favorite part is when the audience sings "thank you very much" with him at the end.

    • @Twenty2246
      @Twenty2246 Před 2 lety +2

      Mine is “see you again never, never see you again” the way he says it is just good for some reason

  • @shmiggies9218
    @shmiggies9218 Před 3 lety +384

    Mongoose (holding up snake's severed head after taking fifteen minutes to tear it to shreds):
    "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!"

  • @alastortheradiodemon7313
    @alastortheradiodemon7313 Před rokem +42

    My dad loves watching this comedian, To the point he loves to quote him.
    So when he came home from work on his birthday, I yelled out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!” And he was so happy!💓💓💓

  • @BlueIdiotPie
    @BlueIdiotPie Před 3 lety +130

    "why are you taking so long? our souls are shrinking!" that line is so applicable in so many situations

  • @Nemo0279
    @Nemo0279 Před 4 lety +438

    "Master of potatoes" wouldn't have let this happen 😂😂

  • @raramcgee4982
    @raramcgee4982 Před 4 lety +472

    Dude is mad talented... Good on TV too.

  • @jessicawinchester7184
    @jessicawinchester7184 Před 4 lety +561

    I want Kumail to narrate my life. Forget Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson. I want Kumail Nanjiani. 😂❤

  • @joshuagorham6486
    @joshuagorham6486 Před 10 měsíci +6

    This is honestly one of my favorite standup bits of all time. So many great laughs packed into 8 minutes. I come back and watch it every so often and it still cracks me up.

  • @joshshields9155
    @joshshields9155 Před 4 lety +233

    RIP snake. You were a true warrior who never gave up

  • @sxvthzxe8255
    @sxvthzxe8255 Před 4 lety +204

    “That should’ve been move #1”
    He needed meter 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide Před 4 lety +605

    This guy is easily one of the best comedians this world has to offer.

    • @corywilson532
      @corywilson532 Před 4 lety +10

      You can tell cause he has TWO microphones.

    • @aboutashow
      @aboutashow Před 3 lety +4

      This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh to the point of breathlessness lol

    • @dzk
      @dzk Před 3 lety +2

      I guarantee he read this and fucking was working out his muscles.

    • @GrandDaddyCough
      @GrandDaddyCough Před 3 lety +1

      Umm you mean one of the best comedians in the marvel multiverse!

    • @Xpzilla
      @Xpzilla Před 2 lety

      Damn thats one hell of a compliment

  • @wherefancytakesme
    @wherefancytakesme Před 3 lety +38

    *Young Kumail [crying]:* Stop, stop! He's already dead!

    • @QueenMabx
      @QueenMabx Před 3 lety

      😂 nice Simpsons reference

  • @CG-cw3ps
    @CG-cw3ps Před 4 lety +163

    *"Our souls are shrinking."*

  • @marriumzakir1043
    @marriumzakir1043 Před 3 lety +48

    I'm form Pakistan and this is so relatable 😂 I've also seen a street bear !!!!

    • @robiny.4395
      @robiny.4395 Před 3 dny

      Thanks for sharing your story and how this is relateable.

  • @dronesandmotorcycles2514
    @dronesandmotorcycles2514 Před 4 lety +290

    Bruh this dude is hilarious

  • @fairycat23
    @fairycat23 Před 3 lety +31

    The mongoose vs. cobra fight gave me flashbacks to this picture book about snakes I had when I was a kid. It mentioned that the mongoose is a predator for the snake. The pictures didn't even show them in contact, but upon remembering that, I was like, "Oh, the mongoose is gonna win and it's gonna eat the snake."

  • @palwashazafar1832
    @palwashazafar1832 Před 3 lety +23

    "This guy is a player. Hide the women." I lost it at this.😂

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před 4 lety +337

    Hap-py burday!... Thank you very much! :D

  • @ramisgoogleacc702
    @ramisgoogleacc702 Před 4 lety +135

    I remembered a similar thing as a kid only instead of “Aloo master” it was “Mister Aloo” Which is mr.potato. Trying to decide which is better.

    • @ramisgoogleacc702
      @ramisgoogleacc702 Před 3 lety +13

      Bigfoot He who controls the potato controls the future. Aloo master is master of all.

    • @RedNucleus42
      @RedNucleus42 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ramisgoogleacc702 This exchange just made my night.

  • @SailHatinSoap
    @SailHatinSoap Před 2 lety +21

    I come back to this video frequently for genuine laughter. This guy is great.

  • @shreyapalodhi5268
    @shreyapalodhi5268 Před 4 lety +21

    I laughed way more than I should have at the "Happy Birthday, thank you very much" song :D :D

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 Před 4 lety +167

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

  • @Yayanonymity
    @Yayanonymity Před 4 lety +513

    He is both holding and wearing a microphone.

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 Před 4 lety +16

      I am wondering the EXACT same thing...
      He's got a lapel mic, so why the handheld?

    • @darinaangelova2882
      @darinaangelova2882 Před 4 lety +44

      Maybe for back up? Maybe he brought a Pakistani mic and it didn't work...?
      OK, I'll show myself out...

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 Před 4 lety +48

      Thinking about it, the handheld mic is for his performance in the house, and the lapel mic is probably for the audio engineer for the video special
      I’ve seen situations where they use 8 mics for recording live speakers...

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 Před 4 lety +1

      Darina Angelova - haha, you’re funny...

    • @darinaangelova2882
      @darinaangelova2882 Před 4 lety +3

      @@CG-cw3ps It was just a joke 😊 I hope people would find it funny regardless where they're from. No offense to anyone :) we're all here for comedy.

  • @politicalgazebo8069
    @politicalgazebo8069 Před 4 lety +71

    Alexa, play happy birday, thank you very much

  • @kurtistrimbo6148
    @kurtistrimbo6148 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is the third year in a row I have made sure to watch this on my birthday. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @thirtyworld
    @thirtyworld Před 4 lety +19

    This is one of my favorite stand-up bits of all-time.

  • @Future_Imperfect
    @Future_Imperfect Před 4 lety +28

    Jamie, pull that up "Happy Birthday, Thank You Very Much".

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 Před 4 lety +151

    5:25 WHO CARES? WE WIN! HIGH FIVE!

  • @hollygamble15
    @hollygamble15 Před 4 lety +56

    "the combatants"

  • @jackyyk6371
    @jackyyk6371 Před 4 lety +74

    I laughed the hardest when he said we have laws..

  • @piratex7540
    @piratex7540 Před 4 lety +37

    "We don't have drinks"

  • @nombusongubane203
    @nombusongubane203 Před 2 lety +5

    His excitement about the monkey is just so adorable 🐒🐒🐒

  • @Lonestar512
    @Lonestar512 Před 4 lety +161

    That birthday song is oddly and annoyingly catchy as hell!!!! It's weird and annoying but I don't think I can forget it now

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 Před 4 lety +13

      Just in case you've forgotten several months later. 🎶"Happy birthday. Thank you very much." 🎶

  • @motion2wanderlust
    @motion2wanderlust Před 4 lety +37

    Funny actor in Silicon Valley and even funnier here. Crazy story haha

  • @miizit641
    @miizit641 Před 2 lety +1

    “Our souls are shrinking” is a phase I will use someday. It makes me grin every time I hear it.

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 Před 4 lety +6

    Where's my BIRTHDAY MONKEY?!?!?!?!

  • @mrs.handyjay6542
    @mrs.handyjay6542 Před 3 lety +1

    This is my favorite Kumail bit...
    But it's ALL GOLD!

  • @TheCastroson
    @TheCastroson Před 4 lety +4

    This was actually really good 😅 i literally just scrolled by it, said 'eh why not' i was really entertained. He didnt hold back hahaha

  • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
    @Sold.Out.For.Freeee Před 4 lety +2

    i loved it superb kumail nanjiani!!

  • @pettynettie5514
    @pettynettie5514 Před 6 měsíci

    I've been looking for this for YEARS!!! Comedy gold!!! 😂😂😂

  • @lynette599
    @lynette599 Před 2 lety +3

    _Everybody should watch *THE BIG SICK 2017*, co-written by Kumail, featuring Kumail and Emily Blunt...THE BEST ROMANTIC COMEDY I've ever seen - he is a GREAT actor...SOoo believable in his role...filled with brilliant moments._

  • @WileChile51
    @WileChile51 Před 4 lety +3

    One of my favorite jokes of all time.

  • @preddyshite6342
    @preddyshite6342 Před 4 lety +13

    Not gonna lie, I take this guy for granted

  • @DJSuave813
    @DJSuave813 Před 4 lety +80

    Gilfoyle disliked this video

  • @imperialchalice
    @imperialchalice Před 4 lety +23

    Our souls are shrinking 😂

  • @nicodasexyboy
    @nicodasexyboy Před 4 lety +4

    I have waited so long for this to be posted

  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 Před 4 lety +1

    Idk why it took me so long to find this guy hilarious 😂

  • @The_UmbrellaMan
    @The_UmbrellaMan Před 2 lety +2

    I now want to be exclusively known as' "Master of Potatoes".

  • @theodorecastro4458
    @theodorecastro4458 Před 4 lety +5

    This guy is awesome! hahah

  • @Nasir42204
    @Nasir42204 Před 4 lety +28

    This dude funny

  • @ladyturantulo
    @ladyturantulo Před 4 lety +9

    I herd this joke ONCE and I'm now singing this to myself at work. XD

  • @dylanowens9880
    @dylanowens9880 Před 3 lety +2

    I love Danesh, he's awesome

  • @McMaster1471
    @McMaster1471 Před 3 lety +3

    *_HAPPY BURDAYYY... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!_*

  • @MatrixEmulator
    @MatrixEmulator Před 4 lety +23

    love this guy, I also oved his episode of the Comedian on the new Twilight Zone!

  • @75smurfette
    @75smurfette Před 4 lety +4

    Now I know what I'm doing for my birthday next year!!

  • @athena854
    @athena854 Před 4 měsíci

    I would give anything for a whole standup special that’s just Kumail telling childhood stories.

  • @priyachoudhary9896
    @priyachoudhary9896 Před 4 lety +81

    I've been in my Bully's birthday. unbearable to witness one of the best moments of their life. always coming once a year.

    • @gur262
      @gur262 Před 4 lety +1

      Wait. So. I mean. There was the opportunity for ricinus oil or not?

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 Před 4 lety +1

      Joshua Mack .
      nope.

    • @Lonestar512
      @Lonestar512 Před 4 lety +1

      Makes you stronger and of better character on the long run.....depending on how you handle it

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 Před 4 lety +3

      Or just sneak in a snake & a mongoose, let them loose & watch the fun begin.

  • @captainfantabulous1414
    @captainfantabulous1414 Před 4 lety +63

    Hes in the eternals. Cant remember which character but hes made it. MCU

    • @therealbwells2024
      @therealbwells2024 Před 4 lety +2

      He's playing Kingo

    • @Claytown
      @Claytown Před 4 lety +2

      He did silicon valley for years now

    • @shegotit143
      @shegotit143 Před 4 lety +3

      He also was the character Pawney in Men in Black: International

    • @therealbwells2024
      @therealbwells2024 Před 4 lety

      @@shegotit143 yep

    • @itsmekaustav77
      @itsmekaustav77 Před 4 lety +10

      I mean he got nominated for best original screenplay Oscar for The Big Sick, but sure playing a spandex clad superhero is what decides making it in the entertainment industry these days.

  • @asantitracey6612
    @asantitracey6612 Před 3 lety

    Yooo I would have loved this birthday party 😂😂😂😂 happy birthday. Thank you very much. I knew this was gonna happen to the snake. I read animal books/ Nat geo 😂😂😂

  • @christophermoreno8974
    @christophermoreno8974 Před 4 lety

    Love you Kumail.

  • @94XJ
    @94XJ Před rokem

    Happy birthday!

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 Před 2 lety +1

    He NEEDS a Netflix special

  • @honeymoonavenue97
    @honeymoonavenue97 Před rokem

    I still can’t find this iconic song anywhere online.

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 Před 4 lety +7

    WHAT KIND OF VIDEO ITS THIS!? THERE'S NOT EVEN A MONKEY?
    😂

  • @infinitetenzer042
    @infinitetenzer042 Před 3 lety

    That song was hilarious 😉😂😄

  • @LadyAmadala98
    @LadyAmadala98 Před 4 lety +6

    Happy birthday...thank you very much...happy birthday...thank you very much...ha

  • @edwconr
    @edwconr Před rokem

    Thanks for posting. Not many people know that mongoose and snakes do fight, and the mongoose usually triumphs. However, such a fight was featured in the film 'La Rue De Cases Negres' (Black Shack Alley) about a french-Caribbean island nation 5/5stars; worth a view as it is a great film.

  • @nickmaldonado5441
    @nickmaldonado5441 Před 4 lety +5

    He's just so cute

  • @jeremyblackwater439
    @jeremyblackwater439 Před 4 lety +3

    That should have been move number 1😭😅

  • @dreamgirl1937
    @dreamgirl1937 Před 2 lety

    i had to pause the video cuz i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe .

  • @wolfie9229
    @wolfie9229 Před 3 lety

    I was just thinking of this joke when the clip came next.
    CZcams is reading my mind! 😮

  • @alexiswilliamsinc
    @alexiswilliamsinc Před 4 lety +5

    “Our souls are shrinking.” I felt that. Darn it, Kumail! I was trying to escape for a second.... 😭

  • @zaimusic_150
    @zaimusic_150 Před 2 lety

    Happy berdeeey...thank you very much

  • @sebastianreyes809
    @sebastianreyes809 Před 3 lety

    Cuz one of my favorites

  • @4Timesdafunky
    @4Timesdafunky Před 4 lety +3

    Who would've thought that this guy right here would inspire me to get fit and healthy. Good job Kumail and thank you.

  • @DianaAmericaRivero
    @DianaAmericaRivero Před 7 měsíci

    "I must walk this way, or else the pain comes." 😂😂😢

  • @glock2119
    @glock2119 Před 4 lety +7

    Mongoose vs tasmanian devil would be crazy.

  • @samkonstan6272
    @samkonstan6272 Před rokem

    the dude at 2:15 screaming “yeah” when Kumail says the fact that you accept that is racist

  • @cerebraltackle
    @cerebraltackle Před 3 lety +2

    "Like one guy, alone in a room, looking in the mirror..."
    Me: Oh, you mean that's not normal? 😞

  • @user-fv8eh7tu8i
    @user-fv8eh7tu8i Před 24 dny

    Very hilarious

  • @xdanhub2397
    @xdanhub2397 Před 4 lety

    Lol isn't to weird that this dude look he's bullet proof now😂😂😂..no one's gonna laugh now unless he tells them he's joking😂😂😂💯💯💯

  • @tylerdanielson7761
    @tylerdanielson7761 Před 4 lety +2

    Roght before he said the obscure Pakistani knock off birthday song I got a big drink of water

  • @jonnyt5491
    @jonnyt5491 Před 4 lety +6

    I know this is an older show but still one of his best! Also watch silicon valley and the big sick that got snubbed from the Oscars a couple years ago

  • @jamiegallett427
    @jamiegallett427 Před 3 lety +1

    Why cant I find a version of this birthday song on youtube?

  • @aliceshtewi6280
    @aliceshtewi6280 Před 3 lety

    Me tryna find the song😂😂 couldn't find it but there's some hilarious stuff out there

  • @bikespj22
    @bikespj22 Před 3 lety +2

    Just think. this guy is the next avenger

  • @SnarkyCharms
    @SnarkyCharms Před 3 lety +4

    I would LOVE to titled the master of potatoes.

  • @BrohemSd
    @BrohemSd Před 3 lety +2

    I just realized this is Prismo from adventure time

  • @christineferreira2181
    @christineferreira2181 Před 3 lety

    That happy birthday song sounds somewhat frightening 😂

  • @ericwhatley5831
    @ericwhatley5831 Před 4 lety +8

    GS Kumail Nanjiani

  • @dumbslayer5020
    @dumbslayer5020 Před 4 lety +3

    Sounds....aGoNiZiNg

  • @ragytag
    @ragytag Před 4 lety +7

    What a horrific story lol 😭

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 Před 4 lety +20

    that should have been move no. 1....our souls r shrinkin!!! hahahahhaha
    bruh this was hardcore fkd up comedy
    OMFG EPIC!!!!!

  • @waddee30
    @waddee30 Před 2 lety

    In Thailand they just sing the traditional melody with the verse "Happy birthday to you" four times in a row and that is the song. And that is their song.

  • @9shazad
    @9shazad Před 4 lety +5

    Funny thing is shit like this actually happeneds in Pakistan depending what city or villlage your from kumail we love you 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 funniest guy and loved his movie stuber 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Hassan-ki4un
      @Hassan-ki4un Před 4 lety +1

      shazlfc ronaldo did i really live in Pakistan? Because i don’t remember any birthday party that had a monkey show or snake show. The snake show usually happens at Karachi beach

  • @thereallastoneleft1576

    "What's the deal with end tables!'

  • @sahalanimation
    @sahalanimation Před 2 lety +1

    i wonder if he's gonna do stand up again now that he's a jacked marvel superhero, i miss him doing stand up.

  • @xalener
    @xalener Před 3 lety +1

    Someone has to have found that birthday song by now yeah?

  • @dandrejohnson1522
    @dandrejohnson1522 Před 4 lety

    Wow he really put on a lot of muscle

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 Před 4 lety +4

    Dang.