Kumail Nanjiani Thought Someone Was Secretly Living in His Attic

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  • čas přidán 9. 05. 2021
  • Kumail Nanjiani recalls thinking a man was secretly living in his attic and investigating the space to find out the truth.
    Original airdate: July 21, 2013
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Komentáře • 63

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 3 lety +275

    This reminds me of a video where a guy suspected his girlfriend was eating food in her sleep, so he put a video camera in the kitchen to see if it was her, but instead he caught footage of a homeless woman hiding inside a storage crawl space in his house.

  • @claricereid9954
    @claricereid9954 Před 2 lety +41

    Everytime I make pasta I say, "isn't this the colander that kumail died in?" And no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😅

    • @mollycorkle6628
      @mollycorkle6628 Před 7 měsíci

      Oh man that's as cold as ur colander. He's brilliant.

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 Před 2 lety +20

    You gotta love Kumail’s eyebrows. He’s a character, and so damn funny.

  • @liangshepherd
    @liangshepherd Před 3 lety +117

    One day I came home and my roommates told me there was someone wandering on our roof (one story house). And since we are all bunch of international students fresh off the boat we just concluded as 'this is AMERICA'.

    • @Shamuto7
      @Shamuto7 Před 3 lety +5

      You should put booby traps lol

    • @KateBond642
      @KateBond642 Před 2 lety +7

      Well...you weren't wrong there

    • @yup3111
      @yup3111 Před 2 lety +1

      Bruuuuuuhhhhh yk that doesn’t only happen in America right 💀

    • @shahnoormaredia5269
      @shahnoormaredia5269 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yup3111 that only happens in America

    • @yup3111
      @yup3111 Před 2 lety

      @@shahnoormaredia5269 have u been to Mexico or lived there cause I have and surprisingly this has happened a lot so I don’t know what you are talking about but okay 👌

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 Před 3 lety +39

    Wonder if he's braver now with all those muscles?

  • @internziko
    @internziko Před 2 lety +20

    Doesn't matter how many times i watch this it's still hilarious

  • @uns33n
    @uns33n Před 2 lety +19

    My 100 year old grandma with dementia and alzheimers used to also insist there were men living in the attic.

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber Před 2 lety

      after the things we've heard lately, she might have been right!

  • @anakinslucien7193
    @anakinslucien7193 Před 2 lety +13

    It's weird, I live in the top floor of the apartment building but I also sometimes hear footsteps

    • @DT-267K
      @DT-267K Před 2 lety +1

      Birds.

    • @CBs-House
      @CBs-House Před 2 lety +1

      there's people up there, seriously. I live on top floor and I guarantee you it's people going up there to hang out on the rooftop. I look out and see the people up there from my window which is located in an outcropping of the building so I can see up. It's illegal where I live so landlord said call the police, so I do every time. He said he would evict anybody caught up there as well.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 3 lety +35

    Kumail, thank you for _The Sound of Music_ reference!

  • @Pikapower7
    @Pikapower7 Před 3 lety +17

    Chocolate cake! 🔪

  • @AShadyCharacter
    @AShadyCharacter Před 2 lety +24

    There's another stand-up comedian with a similar story, he and his friend searched all night for someone in the house, and he was eventually woken up by his friend talking to the homeless girl who was apparently in the house the whole time after they went to sleep... Anyone know who that was? And what special?

  • @clarencethomas01
    @clarencethomas01 Před rokem +1

    It's Chicago, it's the wind. I've had the same thing happen to me when i lived there.

  • @theonlybonsu
    @theonlybonsu Před 3 lety +11

    Damn....This is what Kingo does in his spare time.?? 🤔😅

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 3 lety +13

    Really funny story. Thank you.

  • @michellebobier4471
    @michellebobier4471 Před rokem +3

    “‘Cause if somebody’s there I’m just gonna murder them. ‘Stab stab stab, slit.’ Guys, there was somebody there, but I’ve killed them.” 🤣Brilliant real-life portrayal of so many scenes in horror movies where the protagonist hears frightening noises and then, instead of calling the police or otherwise going for help, investigates the noises himself, because that makes total sense.

  • @tadfisher4303
    @tadfisher4303 Před 3 lety +6

    Was this at the Stargazer Lounge?

  • @soryapum7932
    @soryapum7932 Před 4 dny

    I did not know he was that hilarious!

  • @bebeysmael1.
    @bebeysmael1. Před 10 měsíci

    Beautiful 🎉🎉😊

  • @PicoAndSepulveda
    @PicoAndSepulveda Před 3 lety +3

    Funny!

  • @timv1109
    @timv1109 Před 5 měsíci

    I had to revist his stand up so bad I had to look up his name via a archer episode and look up(voice actor for farooq) cause I can't remember my own name half the time lol

  • @juleswin7116
    @juleswin7116 Před 3 lety +10

    Kumail is hilarious

  • @ecj17cel
    @ecj17cel Před 3 lety +5

    A ghost?

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 Před 3 lety +13

    Santa. Leave cookies and non dairy milk.
    Feed him. He will leave you presents in your un-flushed toilet.

  • @questionmark1152
    @questionmark1152 Před 3 lety +15

    He ain't Beta no more...
    #Trenbolonesandwiches

  • @irishsamurai9008
    @irishsamurai9008 Před 2 lety

    This was before he was working out. And also he was funny in the Google movie with interns.

  • @nuudlman9215
    @nuudlman9215 Před 3 lety +11

    His muscles disappeared

  • @mordecaidrake
    @mordecaidrake Před 2 lety

    He needs to drop some muscle again so he can find some sleeves

  • @marcossantana1312
    @marcossantana1312 Před 3 lety +4

    Making pasta with crooked caulender

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 Před 2 lety +1

    And I thought there were owls in their attic. xD

  • @liberty9348
    @liberty9348 Před 3 lety +10

    One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, had a story similar to this with the WITCH in the kitchen at a rental home out in the wilderness. This story was just as funny :D

    • @Crett
      @Crett Před rokem +1

      Kumail’s not a pervert though

  • @dayngerkat6760
    @dayngerkat6760 Před 3 lety +10

    I’d rather him tell me about his cycle

  • @CasepbX
    @CasepbX Před 3 lety +4

    So was the house just haunted or was it the pipes?

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Před 2 lety +1

      If it was the pipes, the noises wouldn't have stopped.

    • @CBs-House
      @CBs-House Před 2 lety +5

      considering how much time they took to go up there and how they were making all that noise about going up to check, it very well could have been a person who realized the jig was up and fled the scene through a window or something

  • @brandonreeves8579
    @brandonreeves8579 Před 3 lety

    Hi

  • @JewBacca_
    @JewBacca_ Před rokem +1

    Not tryna be rude but why he always sound like his nose is clogged🤣

  • @pacefka
    @pacefka Před rokem +1

    This is terrible

  • @wesleyholder1759
    @wesleyholder1759 Před 3 lety +2

    Really not funny

  • @amoebastampede9357
    @amoebastampede9357 Před rokem

    I love that Kumail states the fact "That is a... 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 reference" with the same tone of voice one would use to express an opinion.